The Lobster (2015) Soundboard Edit

A naked woman on a horse in the country

A tranquiliser gun was hanging on the wall above his bed.

All the wolves charged at once and attacked me,

And for keeping me company,

And so our relationship would be as intense as it was at the start

And stay together forever in the city.

And thought once more how good his excuse had been.

And took the steak knives from the second draw and attacked us,

And us three, we'll take the manager's room

Anyway, this doctor is the best there is.

Are you planning on buying anything else nice for yourself while we're here?

As far as garments, accessories and shoes are concerned

Be quiet

Beaches nearby:

But at some point you'll have to do it

But I couldn't figure out which of the wolves was my mother,

But it would take at least a year for you to be able to speak the basics,

But just never use warm water on blood, ever

But then he thought there wouldn't be much point,

By our staff and by me personally.

Bye.

Congratulations

Do you like berries? Blueberries, blackberries?

Do you need to sit down?

Do you want me to come with you?

Doesn't matter.

Don't be afraid.

Elizabeth, give the nice man a kiss. He's a friend of mine.

Enjoy your stay.

Excellent choice.

Famous for its picturesque harbour.

For all possible outcomes.

For example a walk in the grounds,

Good afternoon.

Goodbye

Have you seen how ugly you are?

Have you thought about what animals you wanna be if you don't make it?

He also thought that he liked her accent,

He could have eaten a whole chicken but ate almost nothing.

He gazed out of the window, not looking at anything in particular,

Hello.

Honey, the dinner's ready. However, I'm not sure I can eat right now

I bought you this one. I hope it's the one you were looking for

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I imagine you know that masturbation is not permitted

I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room.

I just remembered I left some batteries next to a tree down there

I knew that wolves liked raw meat,

I often went there to see her.

I really missed her and I wanted a hug

I used to be very good at running but not any more

I want to tell you something but please don't be angry.

I want you to know that

I was just saying that

I wish we had real guns instead of these silly tranquiliser ones.

I woke up terrified

I'd give anything to go for a walk with you and Bob one afternoon

I'm gonna kill myself by throwing myself out of one of the rooms.

I'm hungry.

I'm not bothered by light or noise

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please.

If I were you, I would try and be a little braver about the whole thing.

Inside the wardrobe were four identical grey trousers,

Is he short sighted?

It's a fish.

It's strange at first, but then you get used to it.

Kiwi.

Look left.

Look up

Man eats alone.

Man eats with woman

Marriage certificate expired two months ago

My ex husband always used to say I had the most beautiful thighs he'd ever seen

My husband's away on a business trip

My room is on the first floor.

My wife died six days ago

Next to her sat her best friend.

No, not at all.

No.

Nobody needs to get hurt or injured

Nor could a camel and a hippopotamus.

Not bad. Bit higher.

Not yet

Of course, darling. Would you like to see mine also, Officer?

Oh.

Oh.

OK

OK. What's wrong?

On the bits you can't reach on your own?

One night on the coach, he sat next to the woman who liked butter biscuits

One of my front teeth hurts a lot

One way is to rinse the clothes with cold water then rub with sea salt.

Or red watercolour paint or something like that.

Or to ruin the mood now that we're celebrating,

Room 104, day two.

She was very beautiful and I loved her very much

Shoot her

Sit where you like.

Stabbing the knives into our bellies one by one

Thank God they wear those waterproof ponchos, he thought.

Thank you.

Thankfully, I didn't lose my leg, I just have this limp,

That night, he left the hotel once and for all.

That part about holiday destinations in the Mediterranean was brilliant.

That was a couple of days ago now

That woman you were talking to has no feelings whatsoever

That's OK

That's what I'll do

That's why you can't hear the phone ring.

There are some excuses that no one can argue with, he thought

They will remain in the double room for two weeks,

Tomorrow morning?

Tomorrow they'll be transferred to a double room

Tomorrow.

Wake up

Watch out, we're in danger.

We tend to forget that from time to time.

We'll find a way.

We'll talk later.

Well, let me know when you feel better and we can dance again.

What did the photograph show?

What does it say here?

What you did to that woman was dreadful

When we make a fist and put it behind our backs, it means,

Whenever you want to reward him for something

Which has become soft due to the water and the soap

Whom he'd never meet during his stay at the hotel.

Why did you have to blind me?

Woman walks alone

Would you like me to rub some balm on your back

Yes

Yes

Yes.

You and you take 240.

You can be a loner until the day you die. There is no time limit

You haven't brought me a rabbit for days.

You need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you.

You'll have to hurry up.

You're right.

154 days left, plus four, 158

480, that would be even better.

Any children, sir? No.

Didn't you read the leaflet? I did.

Hello. Hello.

Madam. Sir.

No, no, no, I'm getting ready to dance. Ah.

No, no. Mm.

The right. You? The left.

♪ And my senses apart

♪ As she stared in my eyes and smiled

♪ And baby

♪ But then you came my way

♪ Every day

♪ In a time there was peace with no trouble at all

♪ Made me want you to stay

♪ Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart