The Lobster (2015) Edit

A basketball weighs between 550 and 650 grams.

A belt, socks, underwear, a blazer,

A friend of mine.

A hotel maid helped him.

A little lower, please.

A lobster is an excellent choice.

A lobster.

A pair of sunglasses and a cologne for men.

A striped tie and a white bathrobe.

A wolf and a penguin could never live together,

A woman who seemed to like butter biscuits

About that student of yours at the university

Afterwards they throw the remaining body parts

Afterwards, they remove the heart, the eyes and other vital organs of the body

Ah, no.

All but two, who stood motionless.

And any such acts are punished.

And as he was fucking me, a thug came into the kitchen,

And as is customary, you can choose how you would like to spend your last night.

And as soon as she shot a loner, he would say to her,

And back then, he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone,

And distribute the blood to the hospitals in the city.

And even if someday I lose my hair, there are things I can do to get my hair back.

And good luck with the hunt.

And having a hot boiled egg under your armpit

And he took my clothes off and fucked me up the arse.

And he'd always preferred women with short hair.

And his awful final project.

And however many new girlfriends I make in a few days when I move back into the city,

And I didn't have time to try them on.

And I don't think you'll manage to find Meeting Point 2 on your own.

And I hope you catch lots too.

And I was wearing dark blue trousers and a tight cream blouse.

And I'll always wear those silver earrings you gave me for my birthday.

And it's really very difficult to get an appointment.

And sign it, please.

And some others in the couples area,

And stay fertile all their lives.

And that was a really good one.

And that we were going to run away to the city together.

And that we're going to be turned into dogs or canaries or something.

And that's the reason why we've decided to leave the woods

And the child will help them get past the fighting and arguing.

And the dog?

And the fact that your father isn't bald shouldn't put you at ease.

And the last thing I want is to lose them. Sorry.

And the minute he turned his head, I took the drill and I shoved it into his chest.

And the moment she puts her hands around the loner's throat, he would say,

And then lie face up.

And then stabbing her in the same spot in the stomach.

And then they laugh.

And then they'll be transferred to the yachts for a further two weeks.

And then they'll crack open your claws with a tool, like pliers,

And then we'll all be together.

And then we'll go to a pool with a high diving board, perfect for diving.

And they'll suck out what little flesh you have with their mouths.

And thought about his wife for a moment.

And train it to guide you.

And we forced them to kiss each other.

And we'll do lots of different things together,

And what store is she shopping in?

And when we turn our heads to the right, it means,

And when you asked if I'd had my hair cut?

And whenever I had a problem, I talked to you about it

And within a few weeks, we could talk about almost anything

And wouldn't feel any pain from the kicks, or the knife.

And yet it has brought to my attention that you continue to do it.

And you are constantly in pain.

And you have no idea how much it helps you psychologically

And you have very beautiful hair and very nice breasts.

And you take 282.

And you two, take the yacht.

And your breath won't smell when you kiss.

And your other senses are heightened

And, and I'm quite sure that stain on his T shirt isn't blood,

Another way is to scrub the stains with cotton wool dipped in ammonia.

Any romantic or sexual relations between loners are not permitted.

Apo Mesa Pethamenos

Are blue blooded like aristocrats

Are you a doctor, by any chance?

Are you a doctor, by any chance?

Are you allergic to any foods?

Are you enjoying the view?

Are you gonna shoot me?

Are you ready for tonight?

Are you sure you're prepared to do that?

Around 12.

As a homosexual or a heterosexual.

As for you, they'll catch you and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die.

As it really limits movement in the buttocks.

As soon as his last patient left, I entered his office and I said to him,

As soon as I wash my face and brush my teeth, though.

As we both have to press play at exactly the same time.

At first he wanted to kill her in some horrible and painful way,

B.

Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.

Because I was thinking about having a lie down and I need peace and quiet.

Because its grammar is very complicated.

Because lobsters live for over 100 years,

Because she was already unconscious

Because that's the whole point.

Because those are things you can do as an animal.

Because you always gave the best advice.

Because you're an admirable person,

Before you skewer it on a stick and roast it over the fire for about an hour.

Breakfast is served.

Breakfast is served.

Breakfast is served.

Breaststroke is great. It's excellent exercise for the back.

But already I feel like a member of a wonderful group.

But cherry juice or tomato ketchup

But don't worry, there are many ways to remove bloodstains from clothing.

But even if we'd never had children,

But even then, you must be careful.

But first your best friend has written something she'd like to read to you,

But he always gave me the same answer:

But he was headed towards us.

But I don't think so.

But it is my duty to prepare you psychologically,

But let's not talk about him.

But that's roughly how much it weighs.

But the cuts were deep and they're still in pain. They were flirting, you know.

But you know we can't do that any more.

By the way,

Bye.

Bye.

Can I come to your room sometime for a chat?

Can I give you a kiss?

Can I go to the yacht?

Can I have a conversation with someone?

Can I have a knife and fork, please? Not a butter knife, a steak knife.

Can I have my certificate, please?

Can I see your certificate, please?

Can I sit here?

Can we not do this today? It's awful.

Can you imagine why I brought you to such a quiet place today?

Can you play the piano?

Can you take a look please, dear?

Catching a rabbit is difficult, but I'll try to do better.

Certainly.

Come on, move away.

Congratulations.

Could you stand for us, please?

Crying will make your eyes hurt more.

Did anyone see what happened?

Did you catch rabbits?

Did you dig your grave?

Did you say something?

Didn't her parents play beautifully?

Do hurry up but please be careful.

Do you actually believe another day will make a difference?

Do you agree?

Do you all work for the same company?

Do you know how much a volleyball weighs?

Do you like to swim breaststroke, front crawl, butterfly or backstroke?

Do you love her?

Do you mind if we fuck in a position where I can see your face?

Do you normally sleep on the left side of the bed or the right?

Do you promise?

Do you remember how long exactly, sir?

Do you speak German?

Do you want us to perform the same piece or something else?

Does he wear glasses or contact lenses?

Dogs can do that, you know.

Don't ask if I can stay a few days every time I come.

Don't cry, Elizabeth, you should thank me.

Don't cry.

Don't expect anyone else to dig your grave for you or to carry your corpse.

Don't give up. You know you should have been more careful.

Don't tell anyone I helped you.

Don't worry.

Don't you fucking care?

Due to several operational problems.

During the hunt, he would follow her,

Elbows.

Especially if the clothes are delicate or brightly coloured.

Even if it was just the two of us, on our own,

Even in front of the others, without them knowing what we are saying.

Everyone says they're gonna make it as they're perfectly suited

Exactly.

Excuse me, if we need to get a haircut,

Fine.

Fingers.

Five, four, three,

For example, read a work of classic literature

For this synchronisation exercise, we have to fully concentrate,

For your first day in the city, you did great.

Forty five.

Forty four and a half.

Forty four of forty five? There are no half sizes.

Four identical button down shirts in white and blue,

Four loners, four extra days.

Friends.

Get up.

Glasses.

Go for walks whenever you like,

Go straight to your grave.

Good morning, Officer.

Good morning, room 101.

Good morning, sir. Are you here alone?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Hands.

Have a chat whenever you like.

Have a good day.

Have a good day.

Have you a minute?

Have you decided what you're going to do on your last day?

Have you dug your own grave?

Have you ever been on your own before?

Have you ever danced with anybody?

Have you ever danced with anybody?

Have you seen John's leg?

Having your thumb cut is worse than having your head shaved.

He bangs it against a wall or a piece of hard wood, or something like that.

He began to run without knowing where he was headed.

He can't speak. He was given the Red Kiss.

He couldn't understand why she did it.

He decided that his brown leather shoes were the best pair to wear.

He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the first thing people most people do

He dragged her to the room where the transformations took place.

He escaped from the hotel.

He found out that I was short sighted too.

He looked frantic.

He looked out the window.

He loves her very much indeed.

He may not be dead yet even as we speak.

He seemed quite presentable.

He stays in the room next to mine and has a lisp.

He thanked the waiter who served him his coffee,

He then looked behind him and saw a woman

He then looked out at the woods

He thought about kicking her in the stomach over and over again,

He thought that it is more difficult to pretend

He was hiding behind a tree close to mine.

He was thinking his wife didn't love him at all any more.

He whined a little, a strange kind of bark.

Hello, David.

Hello, everyone, and good luck.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, Robert.

Hello. I'm the hotel manager and this gentleman is my partner.

Hello. You're probably in the bathroom,

Hello. You're probably in the bathroom,

Help.

Help.

Help.

Her name's Elizabeth.

Here?

Here's a knife, Mum. Kill him.

Hide.

Hide.

Highly likely the doctor will suspect us.

His back hurt a little but not like some other times in the past

His first day was one he'd never forget.

His name was Ryess

His nose doesn't really bleed on its own.

His room number was 101.

Hope I can catch some loners tonight.

Hope you catch lots too.

How are you?

How do you know?

How do you like mine?

How many darts did you use yesterday?

How much do you love her, on a scale of 1 to 15?

How much it hurts when you cannot reach to rub pain relief ointment on your back,

However, I had one homosexual experience in the past,

However, when it comes to men, baldness is always a possibility you can't avoid.

I also like the sea very much.

I always swallow after fellatio and I've got absolutely no problem with anal sex

I asked him many times what sort of animal he turned her into,

I bet you weren't expecting this surprise.

I bring my elbow to my knee and tap it twice.

I bring my foot to my knee and tap it three times.

I brought you something.

I called him months ago to get him to see you today.

I can definitely live on my own.

I can have a hair transplant.

I can live alone, she can't.

I can see really clearly. I used to be a pilot.

I can't go much faster.

I can't hear you with all this screaming.

I can't really see that far.

I can't see anything.

I can't thank you enough for all the activities and games

I can't wait to hear the story you promised to tell me last night,

I climbed the fence and jumped in.

I could die for her.

I could give you a blow job or you could just fuck me.

I could maybe have the surgery when we next come to the city.

I could teach you German.

I didn't even remember his name.

I didn't know you were short sighted.

I don't know. I don't think so.

I don't mean to pressure you,

I don't miss companionship at all.

I don't remember.

I don't think I'll find another as true.

I don't think I'm your best friend in the whole world.

I don't understand why you won't believe me.

I don't wear contact lenses. I'm not short sighted, I swear.

I don't wear contact lenses. I'm not short sighted, I swear.

I dreamt that we lived in a big house together in the city,

I found him in the woods.

I found out she'd been moved to a zoo.

I have never seen it happen, but it's not difficult to imagine what it means.

I have something to tell you.

I haven't caught any the last few nights.

I hope he dies right away.

I hope I catch some loners today, she said.

I hope she dies right away.

I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies.

I just miss you, 'cause you were my one true friend.

I killed your brother.

I knew you were lying. I can't understand why you did it,

I know.

I know.

I know. But I'm afraid we have to do it.

I know. I have a nosebleed problem too.

I left him to die very slowly.

I lie face down, I kneel down.

I like all strokes equally.

I like it a lot.

I like sitting in the room.

I love my wife so much

I love you more than anything in the world with Watch out, we're in danger.

I love you more than anything in the world.

I mean, I suppose mammals demand a different kind of work

I must congratulate you. The first thing most people think of is a dog,

I only have two days left.

I promise.

I raise my left foot,

I really missed her.

I saw what you did. It must have hurt.

I saw your partner running back that way.

I see.

I suggest that we leave the first chance we get.

I think I have to rest for a little bit. My leg's hurting.

I think I saw a woman with a limp.

I think I should be registered as a heterosexual.

I think the first thing I'm going to do

I think we are a match.

I think we should leave right now.

I thought you were trying to fool me.

I touch my left cheek

I understand this discussion is a little unpleasant for you.

I want to dance in your arms.

I want you to give them to him

I was 19 at the time.

I was always jealous of your hair, you know that.

I was cutting a tree branch with a knife and I cut myself by accident.

I was kicking him for ages.

I was looking for you.

I was masturbating behind those trees over there.

I was playing golf and I'm quite tired.

I water ski and swim quite well, since I was a teenager.

I wish I didn't have this limp.

I wish you the best of luck. We all wish you the best of luck.

I won't be long.

I would have done the same thing if she'd killed you.

I would never dream of leaving my wife.

I wouldn't propose it otherwise.

I, I remember your belly very well.

I'd give her raw meat.

I'd like that.

I'd like to read. Does the light bother you?

I'd like to watch the film Stand By Me,

I'd rather you didn't.

I'll come and visit you, though, with my partner,

I'll help you catch a dog myself.

I'll miss you.

I'm a deep sleeper.

I'm afraid not, Papa.

I'm afraid not, sir.

I'm afraid so.

I'm afraid you cannot keep any of your personal belongings.

I'm afraid you cannot keep any of your personal belongings.

I'm afraid you have to decide right now if you want to be registered

I'm an architect.

I'm blind.

I'm going to do it with a knife.

I'm going to fucking kill your arse.

I'm going to get my hair cut today.

I'm going to go hunting for truffles.

I'm going to shoot you. I only have two days left, I need more time.

I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to answer me honestly.

I'm gonna be a parrot if I don't make it.

I'm not afraid.

I'm not gonna be turned into some animal.

I'm not short sighted.

I'm on my own for hours when she's running the hotel.

I'm on the same floor. I'm 186.

I'm really sorry.

I'm short sighted too.

I'm sorry that things have come to this.

I'm sorry, darling.

I'm sorry, I've got blood on your shirt.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm still thinking about it.

I'm sure I'll be slower than them.

I'm sure that if you had a few more days, you would find someone, just like I did,

I'm sure that the horse was once a weak and cowardly man just like you.

I'm very happy because we have a new couple.

I've decided to go for a walk outside with my new friend.

I've got good news.

I've had a great idea.

If everything goes well and you make it, you'll be moved to a double room.

If everything goes well and you make it, you'll be moved to a double room.

If I don't find a suitable partner soon,

If I were in your shoes, I would not be ogling the naked woman but the horse.

If I were you, I'd think of some tricks that use the element of surprise

If I'm walking too slowly, just say, and I'll pick up my pace.

If it's better to see clearly or to be short sighted? Is that it?

If that's your thing.

If this woman dies, d'you think you'll manage on your own?

If you die before me, I'll visit you as often as I can.

If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing,

If you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here

If you kill a rabbit, bring it to me to eat.

If you manage to free yourself but think you'll die from the bleeding,

If you manage to free yourself, run as fast as you can and come find us.

If you need a haircut, call reception one day ahead.

If you need more rabbits, just ask, and I'll bring you more.

If you want to repay me, there is a way.

In any case, I've run out of things to test you with.

In college.

In the rooms or any other area of the hotel.

In your search for a partner.

Instead of speed.

Into the casks outside the hotel's restaurant

Is everything OK?

Is heightened.

Is it coming out?

Is it coming out?

Is not something that should upset you, or get you down.

Is that a sparrow up in that tree?

Is that clear?

Is that I don't have enough time for my wife and kids.

Is there a bisexual option available?

Is to wash your body and your head really well.

Is worse than having your leg kicked.

It all begins this week.

It must have been from the pain.

It relaxes me, calms me.

It was dark and I couldn't see clearly.

It was the hotel coach.

It was wonderful.

It would be silly to choose

It would be wise to choose something you can't do as an animal...

It's a bigger flashlight.

It's just a sprained ankle.

It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single people and not couples.

It's really a very funny story.

It's really, really annoying.

It's so big, I thought it was a rabbit.

It's the final ordeal before letting you go and the hardest one.

It's the truth.

John, would you show your leg?

Just depends on the music.

Just think as an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion.

Just think, that when someone goes blind

Just trying to avoid talking to her.

Later on he would learn that she often got nosebleeds.

Leave the building in an orderly fashion.

Let go of my hair, you're hurting me.

Let me introduce you to my best friend.

Let me introduce you. This is Robert.

Let me see.

Let me see. I want to see your eyes.

Let's fuck.

Let's move on to our next guest.

Lie down.

Like go for walks in the park or play the guitar together.

Like the death she had inflicted on his brother.

Look down now.

Look right.

Look up.

Look what I brought you.

Look, I've been good otherwise, I

Look.

Lovely film.

Martini?

Maybe don't squeeze my hand so tightly, my palm's getting a little sweaty.

Maybe tomorrow

Medium build, 48 years old, bald patch, blond hair.

Mind if I join you?

Morning, ladies.

Morning.

Move.

Move.

Much better.

My brother. He was here a couple of years ago but he didn't make it.

My daughter says me it's a very fine company.

My defining characteristic is that I have a very beautiful smile.

My guess is that one of those two must have been my mother.

My leg's a little sore.

My mother entered the hotel but didn't make it and was turned into a wolf.

My mother was left on her own when my father fell in love with a woman

My partner keeps it in her purse.

My room number is 180, so my telephone extension's 180.

My room number is 180, so my telephone extension's 180.

My uncle used to know a waiter who worked there.

Name of yacht Bliss: couple prone to nosebleeds.

Near his table at breakfast sat a young woman with her head tilted back.

Never mind.

Nevertheless, did John make it?

Nevertheless, they peel off the skin,

Nice hair is not something you can get. It's something you're born with.

No dirt under her nails or mud on her shoes.

No one will suspect a thing.

No waiters know about the procedure,

No, but I'd like to find out.

No, God, no.

No, I didn't get a haircut.

No, I'm here with my partner.

No, it's really nice to be on your own.

No, never.

No, no.

No, no.

No, really. My friends often tease me and say,

No, sir, this option is no longer available since about last summer,

No, that's enough for today.

No, that's OK.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not fluently, so there's no point.

Not too spicy, and a little garlic and mint.

Nothing like a cold shower in the morning.

Nothing like a cold shower in the morning.

Now calm down, or I'm going to leave you here

Now cover yourself with soil.

Now get up and give me your knife

Now you'll have a limp and be more like your father.

Now, have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?

Now, have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?

Of course I am.

Of course you can.

Offered one to a man drinking a Campari and soda for breakfast.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, I am so afraid of it.

Oh, thank you so much. I'm so hungry, I'll eat it right away.

Oh, who's John?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

OK, I would like you to write your name clearly on this form in capital letters.

OK, I would like you to write your name clearly on this form in capital letters.

OK, so you are not allowed to use the volleyball or tennis courts.

OK, then, so you take the yacht.

OK.

OK.

OK.

On second thoughts

On the table were 20 tranquiliser darts, a black plastic watch,

One day, as he was playing golf,

One day, I decided to enter the enclosure

One loner, one extra day.

One message.

One of the other senses

One of these days, it's gonna be me on one of those yachts.

Or beetroot juice.

Or he cuts it with a penknife when you're not looking.

Or his face.

Or I'll hit you and take it by force.

Or one of these days.

Or sing a song you really like.

Or things for me to touch and guess.

Or to have a nosebleed from time to time?

Or to have sexual intercourse with another person,

Or when we're on one of our trips.

Or will you get involved with someone else?

Our leader blinded me in the city.

Out of the window.

Over your face too.

Paraggi Beach, Camogli, Chiavari and Lavagna.

Perfect.

Picking one of the few animals that can talk

Plastic cup.

Please continue.

Please leave a message.

Please take off your trousers and sit on the bed.

Please, just a little longer.

Please, please, that's hurting.

Pleased to meet you. I'm staying in room 101.

Population: 439.

Portofino. Italian fishing village and upmarket resort,

Profile.

Put your hand behind your back.

R Y E S S. Ryess.

Rabbit.

Rather than just one.

Really?

Right now, in fact.

Room 101.

Room 101.

Room 180.

Room 186. One loner, one extra day.

Room 187, day two.

Room 187, please.

Room 195.

Room 240: couple who both love to ski.

Room 272.

Room 282: couple who both studied social sciences.

Room 290.

Room 306, the hotel manager and her partner.

Serifos: Greek island located in the western Cyclades.

Serious things, not silly ones,

Seven days left.

She feels nothing at all.

She had a limp too.

She had a postgraduate degree, I think, whereas my mother was only a graduate.

She jumped from the window of room 180.

She killed my brother.

She killed my brother.

She must have realised that I love you and you love me

She then told him that if she didn't find a suitable partner soon,

She was going to kill herself by jumping from one of the room windows,

She'd probably forgive you.

She'll be walking normally again in a few days.

She's blind.

She's inside one of the stores, shopping right now.

She's the best hunter in the hotel, silent and very fast.

She's the women's record holder, 192 captives.

Shoe size, please?

Should I turn off the light or would you like to read?

Shut up. Dad, tell him to leave. I'm sleepy.

Sir, do you mind taking a look into the camera here for me?

Sit in that seat over there.

Smile.

Smoking is not allowed.

So as long as there is no flirting or anything like that.

So he decided that she was the one.

So he decided to turn her into an animal.

So I used to give a little bit to each of them.

So today is your last day.

So you wouldn't realise that I can't see.

So, welcome.

Some excuses are without doubt better than others.

Some punishments are worse than other punishments.

Something else.

Something else.

Something like this.

Sorry?

Sorry.

Spread your legs.

Spread your legs. More.

Still, I'd like a few days just to think it over, so that

Stop it.

Stop swimming breaststroke all the time.

Sure.

Sure.

Take her legs, please.

Take it.

Than fowls, for example.

Than to pretend you don't have feelings when you do.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, John. You can return to your seat now.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank,

That applies to dance nights as well.

That is a shame indeed.

That is called the Red Intercourse.

That makes total sense.

That morning, he was really hungry.

That night in my sleep,

That story sounds really interesting but I have to leave.

That usually helps, a lot.

That was the first time I saw him.

That way you'll be able to run for longer during the hunt without getting tired

That will do. Thank you very much.

That would be absurd.

That you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children.

That you do have feelings when you don't

That'll do. Thank you.

That's a shame.

That's absurd, you know that.

That's all I came to say, anyway.

That's awful. Just awful.

That's enough for now.

That's enough for now.

That's enough. Show my parents some respect.

That's how much I love her.

That's my favourite food,

That's none of your concern.

That's OK.

That's right, ten out of ten again.

That's right. Very good.

That's why you can't hear the phone ring.

That's wonderful, dear.

The biggest flashlight I've ever seen.

The blood is used for surgeries where there are no blood donors available.

The code grew and grew as time went by.

The colour is OK, though.

The course of your relationship will be monitored closely

The days of your stay remain unchanged.

The days of your stay remain unchanged.

The dog's not allowed out of the room, I'm afraid.

The drugs are messing with your head.

The fact that we were together at that difficult moment gave me strength.

The handcuff will be removed at the same time tomorrow.

The keys to the double room, please.

The last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.

The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl.

The man who brought you the rabbits,

The most important thing is that you're not bald.

The next day, in the city,

The only problem with the job

The punishment I am afraid of isn't the Red Kiss but another one,

The room numbers are as follows:

The third way is to mix flour and water into a paste, like toothpaste,

The three of us coming here instead of

The trousers are too tight. I'm sorry.

The unconscious bodies of the captured loners were lying on the wet ground.

The weight's different for men's and women's games,

The zoo guards got to me quite quickly and took me to the hospital.

Then the procedure changes according to the animal one has chosen.

There's a bus coming.

There's blood and biscuits everywhere.

There's no need for you to be indebted to the others.

There's no one tying you down.

There's no point in lying to you, you'll find out sooner or later.

These are only for the couples.

These aren't tears, it's just water. I just washed my face.

These biscuits are for Bob.

They are playing you music.

They both have nice voices.

They both have the same problem with their noses, they bleed quite suddenly.

They both,