💬 Aqua Teen Hunger Force

A bi... why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?

A body needs nutrients.

A little tart, but you could fix that...

A load?! What could you possibly have in there?

A message, comma, Err, not a messenger.

A prowler broke in here...

A totally different Hulk that we made up.

A true warrior would have jumped on it like a beast...

A zombie

Aagh!

Aagh! I know not what I didith!

Aagh! You shot my arm!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Ow! Aah!

Aah! I'm sorry, Gee Whiz! Forgiveth me!

Aah! Suck on this!

About a duck in a bar.

About reversing the rays on the microwave?

About the woman having sex with a bee?

Acceptable!

After the Gatlin Brothers concert...

After these messages.

After they've been drinking.

Ah, come on, Shake.

Ah, it feels good to stretch my legs.

Ah! God!

Aha!

Aha! The treaties only go up to 103

Ain't got... up there, man. It's the moon.

Alert him to the fact...

All gone. Start up the chainsaw.

All I read are the zeros on my paycheck.

All over town for you guys?

All prime directives have been achieved by 4:00.

All right, all right!

All right, all right. Fine. What kind of crazy...

All right, all right. Whatever.

All right, come over here, boys.

All right, crybaby. Tears can dry.

All right, everyone, just stand back...

All right, look, let's just go with something simple first.

All right, now put on your e helmet.

All right, one more.

All right, stop. This is my shirt...

All right, we'll work a deal, but you gotta promise me.

All right, well, you know...

All right, wh whatever you say.

All right, whoa.

All right, you see the homeless guy...

All right! That was incred...

All right! We went... damn it! What the hell's your problem?

All right. Fine. The money's in there.

All right. Hang on.

All right. Here you go. Drink this.

All right. Here's something simple.

All right. Is that it? Has he been faced?

All right. Just plug that in and let me think about it.

All right. Just step back, please.

All right. Look, for the record...

All right. Phil from Killyourself.

All right. What about this one? A year later, you were a cow...

All you get in there is, "Wah, wah, wah!"

Alone, in a pile of your own filth.

Although not nearly as funny...

Amazing.

And a banana suit, too.

And a four year old would definitely run from this.

And a handkerchief and a chapstick...

And all I hear from you is...

And as you can see...

And asking for wrong information.

And barks at them to... to get nude.

And blow it... over there.

And brings home the... ice cream!

And buy yourself a real damn pizza!

And called out to him with my brainwaves.

And didn't reek of fluids. I mean..

And digested, so it can battle hunger and taste good.

And do this job there..

And don't go out and get knocked up...

And Donna took Pancho's body to the bean wizard.

And edumacationist for my brain...

And etch in your mother... forehead!

And forced your cupcakes in my mouth...

And gave Spider Man his powers and stuff.

And he got a stone cold groove

And he needs to be resituated every three hours.

And he says that he's too crazy to go on much longer this way.

And he snipped the nose hair from her breathing cavities.

And he still won't stop!

And he's kicking it... elderly school

And her name is Wear a hat made out of foil.

And how long have you two lovely people been married?

And I could get them to bite into my neck...

And I don't know how he did it.

And I don't know if it's the song...

And I done got a bun in it. Hee hee hee.

And I get slapped.

And I keep getting these freakin' e mails.

And I know we've all asked ourselves that...

And I need that chip, Meatwad, one way or the other.

And I open my mouth, in a helpful way...

And I want to know what he's up to.

And I want to win that rain poncho.

And I will tear ass all over their galaxy...

And I'll make it happen!

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm afraid you might be infected by hypnogerms.

And I'm going through a lot of... right now...

And I'm going to lie down.

And I'm looking for Holden McGroyne.

And I'm not the best guy in the world, you know.

And if I remember correctly, he wants a wooden train.

And if I see him, I'll leave it for him.

And if you think I got that from Star Trek...

And inject me into Meatwad so I can get that chip.

And it had Lance Henriksen?

And it will change the way you think and live forever.

And it's all free.

And it's always night on the moon.

And it's covered with hypnogerms!

And it's heavy as hell.

And it's really not the high end model.

And it's two months past due.

And keep your little ass in line.

And let him use the internet, he'll shoot me.

And let me find some chicks and upgrade their butts...

And let Meatwad and I enjoy the exhibit, OK?

And made Frylock blow the door off that truck stop bathroom...

And make this a foot long.

And max... oh, there you are.

And maybe Immigration would like to know about this.

And maybe prank us and order us a bunch of pizzas?

And most of the second quarter.

And now for the first time, instructional video.

And now he gets surprises! Yippidy doo!

And now he says if you don't leave the room...

And now you say you don't know?

And now you will pay it.

And now you're gonna say it smells like ass.

And people are seeing the face of Je... uh, you know who.

And please bring a side of wings while we wait.

And prepare to make history.

And Satan will send me back here as something worse.

And so the bean zombie terrorized the countryside...

And so, she was imprisoned in the flabby epiglottis...

And somehow, someone gets a Ferrari.

And start working at a job.

And sued his ass for custody of them.

And that goes on forever.

And that was for you, and you threw it out.

And that was the last Donna ever saw of Pancho...

And that's why most of the dead...

And that's you, so go ahead.

And the beans drove the hypnogerms...

And the fate of the entire galaxy

And the girlies want to scream

And the instructional video... Hiw ti Wirk Stickers.

And the other, which is a vampire, is impossible.

And the smell does not come off, Fryman.

And then I could become immortal.

And then I made them get divorced.

And then I'm gonna so hose him... Ha ha ha!

And then if something goes down, which it will...

And then not cash any of your friggin' checks!

And then tell me about it afterwards.

And then the doll was a robot...

And then we're gonna get to see the first look at...

And then, you know...

And then... you know, we do something with it.

And they're claiming to be healed.

And this is MC Pee Pants. He's come back again.

And this is the check?

And this is us at dinner right before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.

And this is what I get... food service?

And those EMTs ain't gonna want to be..

And totally trench their galaxy!

And try to cross the freeway.

And turning it off is simply not an option.

And view Egypt's pathetic and ignorant attempt...

And we ain't even done the eastern seaboard yet.

And we don't respond to threats.

And we won't have to vote you out of office, lowly scumbag!

And when he reached the top...

And who's this with you? Rrrrowrrr!

And you are in direct violation of Space Treaty 109.

And you are not abusing it properly.

And you have no right to talk to her that way.

And you know that.

And you make him delicious sugary energy shakes...

And you're a disgusting perv for having it.

And you're just giving 'em out? How much is gum?

Andale, andale!

Any chance you were gonna...

Any larger than a chicken?

Any more chocolate in there?

Anybody without a gun and a knife...

Anything for the future of the moon.

Anyway, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one...

Apparently there's some billboard in town...

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Are the only known enemy to the hypnogerm.

Are you feeling any sort of, like, melting sensation?

Are you in my brain? Get out of my brain!

Are you kidding me?

Are you legal? Rrowww!

Are you serious?

Are you serious? You own that?! No frickin' way!

Arise, arise!

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken. Arise.

Arise!

As I jam that helmet right into your brain!

As soon as you...

At a cellular phone.

At one time or another, right?

At the old folks' home.

Aw, hell no! No! No, Shake.

Aw, hell.

Aw, homey. Why do you got to play me like that?

Aw, man. I thought we cut that out.

Aw, you won already. What do you want to do?

Away from you... the television viewer.

Aww, come on, man! Fry man, shoot this jackass.

Aww, that's so cute. You want to compare rays. OK.

Ay, gross! From your nose?

Ay, miis Dii!

Ay, que deliciisi.

Barrier to...

Bean and germ must never mate

Beans are invading from the west!

Because he spits on them and calls them harlots...

Because he thought he knew someone...

Because he was the prowler.

Because he, like, sleeps during the day

Because he's not supposed to be out in the sunlight.

Because I am smart, boy.

Because I told you that to your face with my mouth.

Because it does smell like ass, man.

Because it smells like lotion and doo doo here.

Because Ken is coming by...

Because of her love for one overweight bean.

Because of standards and practices.

Because she's divorced and she gets full custody.

Because something's got to be up with this.

Because that never happened!

Because this is my skin now.

Because we're gonna get tattoos...

Because you know it's mine.

Because you need to get out there...

Because you said you couldn't wait for the bathroom key?

Because you're not even here.

Because, you see, that chip?

Bees? Did you get the link I sent you...

Before he signs on his movies?

Before it got banned

Before it went straight up to $99.99.

Before someone gets his... in gear...

Being presented in such a crude manner.

Bend over, slaves!

Besides, there are sanitation issues.

Big bitch, get away from my socks!

Bigger than a chicken?

Billy.

Billywitchdoctor. com work mostly in chicken.

Billywitchdoctor. com...

Bingo! Now do it.

Biznatch.

Blow up the comet, save all the dinosaurs...

Boo!

Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!

Boston's More Than a Feeling?

Both, preferably. I'll take one. Whatever.

Bow down before him, for he is our lord.

Bowel trouble, y'all, stool settle

Boy, I haven't bitch slapped someone since Tucson.

Boy, there's a lot of those

Boy, we are... Oh, no, he did not do that!

Boy, you crazy. Sit down a spell.

Brains!

Bullcrap this is.

Burned!

Burned! I'm the Insult Master!

But at night, he feeds.

But didn't you say..

But don't you need, like, a piece of his body...

But he smells like lotion and doo doo.

But he was a king, and he did live in a Graceland of sorts.

But he's kind of gotten tired of Video Ouija.

But how? How will I ever get free?

But I do need you to sign it right now.

But I don't play that way. I'm not that way!

But I got Pac Man fever. Feel my head.

But I guess you don't have one of these.

But I still handle his messages.

But I think I'll just stick with my cell phone.

But I think that this is Jeffy's place.

But I thought you said it was free.

But I want food for my mouth.

But I want more girth.

But I... I don't want to.

But I'll touch your food all day long with it.

But I'm gonna have a demon do it because I'm very tired.

But I'm kind of getting a bad headache.

But I'm not talking to you...

But isn't there anything you can do?

But isn't there anything?

But it ain't 'cause of that reason you said!

But it also text messages.

But it could be called the "Carl"...

But it is also cool as crap. You ought to get one.

But it says "Craps".

But it was good. So give me another.

But it wasn't that.

But it works for what I need it for, which is really nothing.

But just think. What about Meatwad?

But look at that check. We're gonna cash it.

But my brain has transmitted a better idea.

But no telling what I'm gonna want later.

But nobody makes it past level three.

But not the Marvel comic Hulk...

But not to the check cashing place.

But now, regrettably...

But one day...

But so they can get that Gorgotron killed...

But that was the button.

But that's what I come out with.

But this gives me the power to know it all.

But we could only afford one of these...

But we're detectives, remember?

But we're OK now, no thanks to you.

But you don't even know what this does yet.

But you look like a mother... idiot.

But you said that you know it all.

But you... I know you're on drugs.

But you... you ain't got a wristwatch.

But you've been very good this week...

But, Father!

But, Father...

But, uh, that would never work.

But, um, where would it be located?

By "younger," you mean gay. I'm gay looking.

By following the rules...

Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

Can be inserted into a microbot...

Can I ask a question, master?

Can I do that? I mean, are they cool with vampires?

Can I have some Imodium A D?

Can I show you something real quick?

Can we keep 'em?

Can we stop holding hands in Fairyland here?

Can you handle it?

Can you read that? Or should I try a different font?

Can't you just see the applications?

Carl, can you move?

Carl, it's just a séance.

Carl, no, help me! We got bees here!

Carl, this is so sweet

Carl, what are you doing?

Carl, will you listen to me?

Carl!

Carlito wants his hand back.

Carlos!

Carried me here like a thousand rivers, mang.

Cash our check, and you will get...

Challenging yet nutritious.

Check it out, man. I'm a bat, man.

Check it out! I'm screwing up his little game.

Check me out. I got... I got fangs.

Chicken, arise.

Chicken...

Chill, Err, chill.

Cime Visit Me, Dawg in Transylvania, yo?

Classic comeback!

Clean the Shake stew out of my pool?

Cliff hasn't been all right since the Lunar War.

Come before 7:00, that's when they close the blinds

Come get the bacon, you know what I mean?

Come here! Ah!

Come in here, and get it.

Come on over here and give Little Brittle some props.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, dawg. Stay with me, dawg.

Come on, Fry man. I'd never hurt you.

Come on, just one more dead person, please?

Come on, man, y'all know that... is funny.

Come on, now, you know how this is gonna end.

Come on, Shake.

Come on, Sheila. Let's blow.

Come on, use your head.

Come on, you can do it.

Come on. I'm tired of messing around. Put me in there!

Come out and play with me!

Come, we shall acquire it without permission from Cliff.

Commode. Commode! Elvis!

Complete with logo.

Congratulations! You're our new contestant!

Congratulations. You're the Moonmaster

Congratulations. You're the Moonmaster.

Convection... oven...

Could you pa... cash my paycheck?

D D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D Dancing is forbidden

Damn it!

Damn it! Why did you hang up on me?

Damn, don't you have any other games?

Damn, that's a good game...

Damn! Everything I say.

Damn! That is some kind of magic T shirt

Damn. Let your hair down.

Damn. They put him up there?

Damn. What's he doing?

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dear Gee Whiz...

Dearest Meatwad, turn on that dumb game...

Definitely!

Deliciously. How's it work? What's the object?

Derek. Grody Derek.

Did he get in any trouble? Did he break something?

Did he see you?

Did I hear a ding? Get back in the magic house!

Did it just disappear?

Did you bring a pen with you?

Did you give them the money already?

Did you just do what I think you did?

Did you not hear a word I just said...

Did you see it move?

Did you see Little Brittle?

Didn't connect with today's youth.

Didn't I tell you to call me?!

Die. Die, all of you.

Died and went to "H" on the "C".

Died on the "C".

Directives will be achieved.

Disgusting. That's what we do here?

Do a search for free pizza.

Do he have his daddy's beard? I want him to have red hair.

Do I know y'all?

Do we know a Holden McGroyne?

Do what you do best... act stupid and follow me.

Do what?!

Do you even have it on?

Do you even know how people get pregnant?

Do you like to do the treadmill?

Do you realize that now this chip...

Do you see that tiny pathetic star up there?

Do you think I can hear very well with this on?

Do you, uh... you do birthdays or..

Do you?

Do...

Do... do I know you?

Does he have hidden in his lyrics this time, huh?

Does he live there? Ha ha.

Does it look like it?

Does that freaking book say anything about flaming arrows?

Doesn't mean you can't still be prepared.

Doing this out of the house?

Doing this out of the house.

Don't even have a clue. You know what?

Don't listen to him

Don't move, man.

Don't play with me, fat man!

Don't say it.

Don't squeeze the pancake batter

Don't talk about it. Just do it.

Don't tell me he's dead

Don't tell me you don't remember that.

Don't try to get up. You need to rest and...

Don't turn your back to it.

Don't what?

Don't you know how much this is for, 'cause I do not!

Don't you talk ugly to me.

Don't... with me, Err.

Donna, shh! Callete, niña.

Donna's heart was shattered.

Down near the butt of the gun, all Ted Nugent looking.

Dracula called, and... he's coming tonight.

Drag this frickin' thing across the lawn?

Drink you some water... like the dog you are?

Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star

Driving in my car

Driving in my car, living like a star

Dudes!

Dumb ass, world dominating plan...

Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny.

Easy, easy now, Little B

Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist!

Eh, getting there

Emit from the Tragic Castles which I now reside

Err, please stop fueling my silent rage.

Every time there's a party at the frat house.

Everybody do it. Arise!

Everyone from space knows that.

Everyone, OK?!

Exercise is for women

Faced with microscopic size limitations?

False prophets flying around here...

Far up his ass!

Fecal matter. Stool sample.

Feel more comfortable with chicken.

Fine.

First off, you're a ma...

First, we must train you.

First, you must pass that which is unpassable

Fix what..

Flaming arrows are gonna come flying out of there.

Fly! He's backing up! Come on!

For a one time charge, get your name placed...

For a thousand years.

For a thousand years..

For carrying all this stuff.

For just two seconds?

For like 3 hours. Boring.

For me to think of, but you can't...

For suggesting anything to us... now and forever.

For the first quarter of this year...

For the ghost baby's cranky

For two weeks later...

Fortunately for her...

Freakin' awesome!

Friends, relations...

Friggin'... oh. My hair. My hair!

From all them sleeping pills Shake swallowed.

Frylock and I'm on top

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock, get me out of here.

Frylock, he's touching it.

Frylock, I am completely serious here...

Frylock, order the intelligent helmet immediately.

Frylock, would you like to see some of the messages...

Frylock, you don't have a nose, either.

Fryman, I am so sorry...

Gee Whiz is American? Oh, that's awesome!

Gee whiz.

Gee Whiz. Don't you see his face? It's right there.

Germ Master!

Get a high power, six figure job.

Get away from me! You're trying to kill me!

Get back there o and cash o the check o, amigo!

Get his ass out of bed and get him on this thing.

Get his wallet.

Get it? Brat... thirst? You got to drink the sausage.

Get lost. Like you never thought of it.

Get out of my way

Get the... out of here.

Get the... out of my way.

Get them on the space feed at once!

Get up, you freakin' jerkoff.

Get with me after this.

Getting hot in here.

Give a crap about who you're giving them to.

Give him a hug, Meatwad.

Give him three seconds now.

Give me some relish. And mustard, too.

Go back into prehistoric times...

Go forth to the washroom and work for my health...

Go on, Meatwad. He's happy to see you.

Go over it at your own pace. No pressure

Go see if they're open.

Go. Without me.

Golly willickers, fellas.

Gonna blow him up!

Good morning. I'll have me two Steak umms.

Good plan. How is that different from what I said?

Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American!

Gorgotron repellent, Miinmaster stickers...

Got a lot of work to do...

Gracias.

Great to hear. Yummy, too.

Great, another whack job. Hey, Gee Whiz! Can you fly?

Great, that's gonna harden now.

Great! Did you hear that, Meatwad?

Great! Now, run inside the house before it rains. Hurry up

Great. We'll start a zoo. Super.

Green is the new pink in warrior shorts.

Guess I was wrong about Little Brittle.

Guess.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Poop.

Ha ha ha ha! You're so cool.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Aagh!

Ha ha ha! One down, two to go!

Ha ha ha! What? I got things to do here.

Ha ha! Arise!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Yeah. Oh, man.

Ha! Hey! Let's play hide and seek, Meatwad!

Ha. It's my package.

Hail Mary time.

Hang on, Carl. Just give me a second.

Has an intruder entered the Ouija realm?

Have what on? What are you...

Have you seen how he eats? It's disgusting.

He could leap out at you at any minute.

He doesn't even look at it anymore, he just shovels it in.

He doesn't live here. You have the wrong number

He don't like cupcakes too much...

He done pulled this out of my ear!

He flipped a switch, bad wiring lights him on fire.

He gets sores. That's why he says in his song...

He got a lot carried away.

He has a friend that made over $2 million...

He has a gun, you know.

He has never been there.

He is correct, but we can offer you this..

He just sort of played with my insecurities.

He just wants friends. He's old and lonely...

He looked in his long lost lover's eyes and said...

He looked just like Ted Nugent in there.

He looks like Ted Nugent.

He met a younger, more illegal bean...

He probably had to put a bag over your head and think of me.

He raps about that on side two.

He said no, Err... with his foot

He says... he says, "Do it anyway".

He wants you to hug him, see?

He'll be here all alone in the crisper.

He'll just yank one out of midair 'cause he's a..

He's already lost his. I'm lookin' at you, big boy.

He's at the prom.

He's been shot in the head.

He's been sleeping for three freakin' days straight!

He's dead to the world.

He's down on the farm, if you know what I mean.

He's got all these ideas. He don't tell me none of them!

He's got food in there. He'll be fine. What?

He's in love. Shoot him in the head

He's never been there!

He's not in my contact list.

He's probably fallen prey...

He's pulling your chain!

He's right.

He's talking to the basketball. What the...?

He's that fire breathing Easter egg come out of my mind.

He's, uh, enhancing himself.

Head shot. Rampage. Killing spree.

Heaven in my head!

Heh heh. I won, right?

Heh heh. Well, I don't do it.

Hell, I don't know.

Hell, I don't know. It's your uncle!

Hell, no, but I need him to think that I do.

Hello, hand me down.

Hello, ladies.

Hello?

Help me out with this! Yeah, there we go!

Her mother lets her do whatever she wants...

Here comes the pain!

Here it comes, OK!

Here, let's take a look at this video.

Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.

Here's another, and I may have peed in this one.

Here's something that must be attached to your head.

Here's two forms of I.D. Suck them both!

Hey, Billy, wait!

Hey, Billy, you do remember that we're not doing a chicken?

Hey, boy, I am Commander Meat...

Hey, can you phase it out now? 'Cause it's pissing me off.

Hey, Carl, we're home.

Hey, Carl!

Hey, Carl.

Hey, chicken, rise.

Hey, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff!

Hey, Cliff, look!

Hey, Cliff.

Hey, did he want to kill himself?

Hey, everybody come on! Outside!

Hey, Frylock! Come back here quick!

Hey, hang on. I'm gonna make it even funnier.

Hey, hey, cue ball! Wake up.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, hey. Yeah, you.

Hey, hey. You got a big old piano on your back.

Hey, hook up those e toms while you're back there, eh?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, how you guys doing?

Hey, I go where I want to, little man.

Hey, I just whipped this up fresh.

Hey, is you the plague of snakes he asked for?

Hey, kiss this one.

Hey, let's go see your Uncle Cliff

Hey, Little Brittle. We've come to visit you.

Hey, look, we're getting a transmission from their ship.

Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed...

Hey, man, you stole my wristwatch.

Hey, Meatwad, you forgot these cup...

Hey, no. Don't interrupt.

Hey, Nug, you gotta sign my arrow!

Hey, Phil, thanks for coming out.

Hey, pick up the baseball bat.

Hey, quick question.

Hey, Robositt...

Hey, Satan, my man.

Hey, Shake, Frylock said "poop" in here!

Hey, Sheila.

Hey, that's how they frickin' do it at the docks.

Hey, them chocolate chips.

Hey, um, I told you I'd find that chip.

Hey, um, that was, like, not very cool.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing? You missed my car!

Hey, what was the name of that movie...

Hey, what's bubbling in the pool?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's that? Is that my package?

Hey, what's wrong with your fingers?

Hey, where you been, man?

Hey, which of you numb nuts..

Hey, who's this old boy here?

Hey, why don't you just come in here?

Hey, will you put that damn farm porn away...

Hey, y'all see this big old hot dog?

Hey, y'all surfing the internet?

Hey, y'all. Check me out. Don't go.

Hey, you guys got a wheelbarrow in here...

Hey, you know what? This is a pretty good deal.

Hey, you shot up like a weed.

Hey, you think this works on boobs?

Hey, you, uh, you gonna put out any more jams?

Hey, your welfare check come in yet?

Hey! Get in here!

Hey! Hey, get back here. Where the hell are you going?

Hey! Hey, look!

Hey! Oh, yeah. Uh, come on in, my sneedo.

Hey! Thank you!

Hey! There's a freakin' Easter egg in my yard!

Hey... and shoot us a pool in the back.

His choice of five colors...

Hit me.

Hit redial!

Hmm, yeah. I'm just depressed.

Hmm. I guess it emits radiation when it's due.

Hmm. Where's the Gorgotron?

Hmm... no, man.

Ho ho ho ho! What is going on out here?

Ho ho ho ho. I'm gonna call the police.

Ho ho ho ho. Oh, that's cute.

Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho! You say funny thing.

Ho!

Hold it right.

Hold on a minute

Hold on, honey.

Hold on. I think I may be able to take care of this.

Holy damn, look at that.

How 'bout we do...

How about an Oliver Klohsoff?

How did you find me?

How do we improve computer chip technology...

How do you make love? Do you have a book?

How does my face look?

How hard can it... be?

How many bosses must I face?

How many fries am I holding up?

How surprisingly delightful.

How will you like that?!

How you doing? Yeah, look, um, my name's Biff...

How you like that? You like that, fatty?

How? Just tell me that.

How's she doing?

How's that grab you?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? What are you doing?

Huh. Who the hell's that?

Hulk mad!

Hurry, man, before there's still time.

Hypnogerms, Meatwad.

I ain't been hit all day. I kind of like it.

I ain't getting nothing here.

I ain't got all day to jack around.

I already have that. It's on my hard drive.

I always wanted a gender!

I am a strong counterpoint to the headphone.

I am assistant manager.

I am in control of this conversation.

I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed.

I Am Sofa King...

I am the boringest guy in the world

I am the master and the commander.

I am? Awesome! That is so cool!

I Am...

I ate the last one for breakfast.

I bought the T shirt cannon, remember?

I can see it from here. It's a toilet seat.

I can.

I can't just bring you back to life. I mean...

I can't pronounce his name. You do it.

I can't raise him from the dead

I can't see too well with the soccer ball lids.

I certainly hope you don't discriminate here.

I couldn't be happier to see you.

I cut everyone off at forty. After that, you're dead meat.

I decide what will be airbrushed on the back!

I did know something I didn't...

I did the tango and the fox trot

I did, just as soon as I flipped them off...

I didn't say anything.

I don't do that, because I am not irresponsible...

I don't even cash checks here. Definitely not that one.

I don't even know Charles Branson!

I don't ever see him... mang.

I don't know what kind of vibe you think you got off me...

I don't know, I can't see back here.

I don't know.

I don't know. Let's see

I don't know. Probably.

I don't like the way this T shirt is making you act!

I don't see anything but wood. I mean, it's just wood grain.

I don't see nothing but the gun

I don't think so, sir, without your tongue.

I don't think that math...

I don't understand any of this sh...

I don't watch it. I just need the back... uhh!

I find that this is highly effilligent...

I found it to be informative.

I found these crudely drawn plans.

I found this one under my pillow...

I get it now. He bad mouths you...

I got a Cat Scratch Fever loincloth...

I got about a hundred of them.

I got blood somewhere. Come on! Just put it in there.

I got it upside right side down.

I got it when I kicked in the door to the prize cage.

I got it.

I got my energy drinks in there! They're all ruined!

I got no carbs, no electrolytes.

I got this bad ass cape. Wait a minute.

I got to think about things a little bit, OK?

I gots to go and give respect.

I gotta have something I can use.

I gotta wait for the skin on this hand to die.

I guess I was too late.

I guess it was nobody.

I guess that's the price I pay for living with two... morons!

I guess we need some sort of sitter.

I had some with olives, too.

I had to get him in trouble for this.

I had to have my body removed last year and donated.

I had to hide it there, you understand?

I hate to say it, but, uh, Red Box over here has a point.

I hate to tell you this, Shake...

I haven't been touched in a long time.

I haven't even shown you pictures of my grandchildren

I hope we never end up like that, huh, meatwad?

I just can't believe it.

I just figured you knew something I didn't.

I just may. What is it?

I just remember the last few times we had run ins with you

I kept telling him, "Ted Nugent!" He's stupid.

I kept telling you on the way down here!

I knew it

I know how to deal with it.

I know that there ain't no Gorgotron, all right?

I know, OK, OK. You're right!

I know. I keep telling him that.

I know. They were friends with the guy.

I know. You were asleep.

I like to call English...

I love the battle axes on page nine.

I made you this robot, and she's gonna be fun to play with...

I make time for it, but I got schedules.

I mean African... African.

I mean, can't you see the applications?

I mean, how many times do I gotta... write...

I mean, I do that.

I mean, I don't do both sides of the field...

I mean, I would go if the people were younger..

I mean, I'll send you to the moon with my magic shirt.

I mean, I'm freakin, you know, hung like a zoo animal...

I mean, it's all right... but, uh, you know...

I mean, it's just... It's clearly not me.

I mean, look at the shower cap. Look at the yellow eyes.

I mean, surgery, space exploration.

I mean, that's where this Gorgotron is, right?

I mean, this is how fights start.

I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it.

I mean, you think we'd defeat him with this?

I mean! I mean, I mean, African American.

I meant to tell them that. It's only a matter of time.

I might see if the reindeer like meat this year!

I need me some new material... for my nightclub act.

I needed that boost, man!

I never... what is that thing?

I only got one signature. Are we ready?

I proved a point, OK? I did it. I worked.

I quit.

I remembered they liked that.

I rule your world!

I said 8:00.

I said that, but it's his nap time now.

I said you better come out here and face a true warrior...

I said, why don't you just give him a big chocolate...

I saw you looking at it.

I should be the one!

I should tip.

I still wear on laundry night

I stole this ultrasound program off the internet.

I suck applesauce through a bendy straw

I sure hope that new upgrade comes in before it rains

I talked to that ghost about his sister's baby..

I think I'm actually done being horny.

I think I'm getting kind of hungry.

I think it's important...

I think that that T shirt does work.

I think that's Meatwad's baby's daddy.

I think that's Ultra mega chicken.

I think we got it all.

I think we've found our man, Frylock.

I thought it was a varmint.

I thought they stopped making those.

I thought you were ignoring me.

I told myself I wasn't going to...

I told you there'd be side effects, you know.

I told you... fireman, astronaut...

I used to slap with the babes, used to bunk with broads

I want a unicorn with a horn and a banana seat..

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy

I want me a yellow dog.

I want me some presents. I've been a good boy...

I want that boy for my birthday party.

I want the real phone, and I want it now...

I want them out of here. I do not like them.

I want to be prepared... for when Santa comes

I want to see this again. Rewind.

I want to show you some literature.

I want you to take a look at this Gorgotron repellent.

I was just playing with you and...

I was looking for you. I called you last Christmas.

I was supposed to buy them wine coolers.

I was touched by the power...

I was, like, at the mall, and you know who was there?

I wasn't worried about him. I'm worried about Frodo...

I will be sick tomorrow.

I will rock your face

I will sue the corporate office so badly.

I will! They're beta testing that!

I wish you could hear how you sound

I won't do it again... but stand still.

I won't. You will.

I would have been mother... offended

I would say "Don't ever talk to me again"...

I... I believe that we got this...

I... I guess it was an immaculate...

I'd have given you, like, fifteen bucks.

I'd like you to meet my little friend Goliath.

I'll be back here tomorrow, mang...

I'll be here. I'm sick.

I'll bring it to ya

I'll get you a Miinmaster pen. How does that grab you?

I'll have my cell phone on, OK?

I'll say it one more time in a little language...

I'll see!

I'll stab you in the neck with this picture of my grandson!

I'll talk to her mother, then.

I'll tell you what, Gorgotron. I'll throw in the keychain.

I'll try to

I'm afraid that would be a vulgar display of his power.

I'm all alone

I'm allowed to order a package.

I'm amazed that they even hired you.

I'm calling the police right now.

I'm damn good.

I'm done with that game.

I'm Frylock, and this is Meatwad.

I'm getting sores, and I'm getting lonely

I'm gonna beat the... out of that little meatball!

I'm gonna clean out your little skull...

I'm gonna do it again. "Sha na na na... "

I'm gonna forward you a very funny story...

I'm gonna get in that little game of his...

I'm gonna rock back and forth.

I'm Harmony, and these are some good jellybeans, man.

I'm Horror Claus

I'm in training

I'm just doing this for the Ferrari.

I'm just gonna run this across your belly..

I'm looking at the butt of the gun.

I'm looking for Mike. His last name is Hunt.

I'm not good with kids!

I'm not right for you.

I'm not Satan.

I'm not turning on some analog faucet...

I'm number one, baby.

I'm only signing for 5 minutes. That's it!

I'm reading my news, if you don't mind.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.

I'm sorry. He just woke me up, and it pisses me off.

I'm sorry. What? What did you say?

I'm sorry. You have the wrong number.

I'm starting to chafe here.

I'm taking a picture of your stupid ass.

I'm talking to him.

I'm telling you, don't move!

I'm telling you, that'd make a good movie.

I'm telling. I'm telling.

I'm the Easter bunny's twin brother... Darryl!

I'm the only one allowed to work the register.

I'm thinking about it, yes

I'm tilting my head. I still don't see the damn thing.

I'm washing my Christmas sock, boy

I'm... I'll unplug this whole computer.

I've been firing T shirts all over the neighborhood...

I've been frantically text messaging you for three hours!

I've been hauling it all over town.

I've been meaning to set up an appointment with you.

I've got a smart bomb locked onto this guy.

I've lived a full life.

I've never been to Branson in my life.

I've processed that humor.

Ice cream on this... list...

Ice mother... cream!

Ice on my fingers and my toes

Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Ice on my fingers and my toes, and I'm a Taurus

If he's been shot in the head

If I survive...

If that's what it takes for the dog to bite.

If we were to stoop so low as to get your pathetic directions.

If we work together, we can defeat him.

If you could

If you could just give him this message...

If you play your cards correctly.

If you want to take control of your mind

Immortal.

Impossible.

Impossible. That's not a bill.

Impossible. We are the Mooninites.

In a post apocalyptic world...

In Africa.

In bed by 7:00. No sweets.

In case something goes wrong, hit me on the cell.

In case you're wondering...

In fact, I may destroy it.

In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake.

In keeping good and funny ideas...

In our real life struggle against the real life Gorgotron

In the fridge.

In the underworld referred to him as... an ass.

In the underworld.

In this handsome, leather bound volume...

In very hot water.

Is gonna bring you back from the dead.

Is gonna help you kill this Gorgotron thing?

Is he all right?

Is he learning a second language?

Is that close?

Is that DMX?

Is that really a camera?

Is that the plague of snakes I asked for?

Is that... is that a mirror? Bring that to me.

Is that... where did you... That is not your e helmet

Is this a drive?

Is this The Lord of the Rings?

Is this uh...

Is what we're watching The Lord of...

It all checks out

It allows me to conserve my body's energy...

It allows the e helmet to change the way...

It barely reads as a moon.

It does not have an off switch.

It doesn't come until next Thursday.

It has powers, OK!

It is a race against time and terror...

It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.

It is to be thrown in there with a full bottle of bleach...

It is written on this g****

It seems awfully convenient, Shake...

It should be "craps" 'cause "craps" is a funny word.

It takes your MP3s that you download...

It was free.

It was given to him by an ancient...

It was just last week.

It was my image you saw on that billboard.

It was them!

It, uh, it starts here...

It... it doesn't say that on here.

It'll be quicker.

It'll work out somehow, but, yeah, give me that hair.

It's a beautiful thing... intelligence.

It's a car seat for the baby.

It's a cell phone.

It's a new game called Ant Madness..

It's actually been...

It's called the Sun

It's Cliff's check from the government for being crazy.

It's coming out of you one way or another.

It's definitely one or the other.

It's emitting radiation.

It's for when we ride around with Carl.

It's funny, but it's also kind of hot.

It's getting cold in here.

It's getting hot in here.

It's got the helmet, energy bars, electric shoes...

It's guaranteed not to offend the black people!

It's hysterical. Ha ha ha.

It's important that I don't leave this tent...

It's itchy. And it makes me look a little tutti frutti.

It's just three easy installments of $29.99.

It's like the Thunderdome in here.

It's like... a flooded carnage.

It's mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce.

It's my vest, my tie, and my name tag.

It's never freakin' happening.

It's not a toy, Shake.

It's not even funny. But I'm laughing anyway.

It's not mine anymore. I gave it to Meatwad.

It's not that way. Come on, will you?

It's OK. It's OK, Santa. Just take your time

It's Pancho. He's come for me.

It's picture time!

It's sad that she's gotta wear that thong made out of corn...

It's the middle of... July!

It's the only other helmet it'll talk to.

It's the red one. It's the only one on there.

It's time to send a message, Err.

It's too advanced to be compatible with anything else!

Jackass!

Jeez! It's getting hot in here.

Jeffy's just gonna have to bite the bullet on this one...

Join me, brother.

Just above the crack of our robot asses.

Just because the temperature rises...

Just blow the door off! I can't hold it anymore!

Just blow the door off...

Just chickens, huh? OK, and you're local.

Just give it to him. He's not a... not a bright child.

Just give me an example of your signature.

Just go see what he wants...

Just hang up.

Just in case you decided to put one of our roommates in there.

Just kid. Just kid, dirty boy.

Just one more dead guy.

Just put the two prongs in the holes.

Just put... put the horse on the other end there

Just roll around in there?

Just so you could show us the shrink ray?

Just so you know, I reversed the rays on that microwave...

Just..

Keep it coming.

Ken says if we sell a dozen drinks..

Kinda fruity when you...

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Tulip Sniper!

Last Tuesday, you said, from your own mouth...

Lay into him!

Led by their zombiefied prince...

Left a dollar in front of my billboard?

Legend has it that Osiris, the Egyptian god of the dead...

Let her go! She's too young for you!

Let me borrow your phone

Let me concentrate here for a second.

Let me see your eyes. Are your pupils dilated?

Let me take another crack at it, hold on.

Let's challenge his shattered view of the world.

Let's go! Come on!

Let's just call him Gee Whiz.

Let's just go.

Let's, uh... why don't we call up a..

Level one is at a truck stop filled with lonely truckers.

Level three. Beware the Gorgotron.

Level two is at a public rest room along the highway.

Level two.

Like a human... milk shake...

Like how they find tumors...

Like the shirt, both of you. You match.

Like you're livin' the freakin' summer of love!

Little Brittle, knock knock

Little more. Little more. Keep it coming

Live off the internet and transforms them into this song.

Living like a star

LOL, IMHO, colon, parentheses.

Look at th... He did it again!

Look at the diaper. It's the same guy.

Look at them, so stupid and so sad...

Look at this! A monkey drinking its own urine.

Look at this. Solid meat.

Look at those hands.

Look at you. You thinkin' about stealing that shirt, ain't you?

Look here. There's a naked picture of him.

Look I'm sorry about this, Fry man...

Look out there, then.

Look so sexy on the cover?

Look, don't do that. I'll buy it from you. Come on, man.

Look, Frylock, crabs.

Look, here's a solution.

Look, I'm ready.

Look, if it rains, we could die out here

Look, it's easy. Just build a time machine...

Look, Santa, I am so sorry.

Look, Shake, he needs complete silence...

Look, Shake. Ken's gonna be here today.

Look, Shake. We're about to get the lunch crowd.

Look, Shake. We're gonna have to get jobs.

Look, we are advancing the world through technology.

Look, we don't cash checks here.

Look, we're adults in here. You can say it.

Look, what am I supposed to do here with this?

Look, why don't you try a check cashing place?

Look, yo. Brittle needs to live forever.

Look, you can't be both. Either become one or the other

Look, your baby wants a car...

Look. OK. I'll do this.

Look. We can't leave him alone here anymore.

Looks like someone's about to get an "A."

Love is a basketball and chain, brother.

Lovely.

Made them too hard to chew intentionally...

Make him yank out a freakin' Lamborghini out of midair.

Make the homeys say ho

Make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream

Man, I don't understand a damn thing y'all are doing.

Man, I feel weird.

Man, the pressure on my eyes was indescribable.

Man, where are y'all getting all your money?

Marco Polo!

Master Shake, you've been a naughty boy today.

Maybe I should get a steak knife...

Maybe raise something else from the dead...

Maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon...

Maybe we'll go with that.

Maybe you've heard of it, fatty.

Maybe.

Me intern.

Me, too, you mother... suck.

Me, too.

Me! Me, Gee Whiz!

Meatwad get the honeys, G

Meatwad get the honeys, G.

Meatwad just got a little carried away, that's all.

Meatwad make the money, see

Meatwad make the money, see?

Meatwad, are you in here? Meatwad!

Meatwad, come here. That's not appropriate for you to see.

Meatwad, come on. I got a surprise for you.

Meatwad, I think it's time...

Meatwad, it's very important that someone goes.

Meatwad, look at me. Meatwad, look at me.

Meatwad, Master Shake is dead.

Meatwad, put that away! What are you doing?

Meatwad, put those down.

Meatwad, the real Gee Whiz was a black man.

Meatwad, what the hell are you doing?

Meatwad, why did you call me in the middle of July?

Meatwad, you can't possibly be pregnant!

Meatwad, you're up next

Meatwad, you're up next with your knock knock

Meatwad, you're up next, with your knock knock

Meatwad!

Meatwad! Will you settle down? This is serious!

Meatwad?

Meatwad? Meatwad!

Meatwad.

Meatwad. Wake up, Meatwad. Wake up.

Meatwad... I'll increase you with the ray...

Meatwad's baby shower.

Meet... Robositter.

Mega ultra chicken?

Microwavable. But weenie wraps nonetheless.

Mind control!

Mine has an antenna!

Missing you already, M.S.

Mommy, it's tingling. I don't understand it.

Move over here. Better reception.

Must be in topsy turvy world.

My allowance has been seriously cut back...

My anaconda don't want none...

My body consumes all waste material.

My brother says it's pathetic that you work at Slurp a Lunch.

My God!

My hand is gonna permanently smell like a burger.

My hormones are going nuts!

My life has been taken.

My name is Shake zula

My name is Shake Zula

My name is Shake zula

My name is Shake zula, the mike ruler

My powers are limit... ed

My sister's baby.

My suit is melting into my skin!

My teeth feel gritty...

Nah. Sometimes I kind of want to die.

Need a little more.

Never ending life.

Never hurts to get extra credit, you know what I mean?

News is good food for your mind...

Nice to meet you... for the third time

No means no. I telling on you.

No mortal man can destroy it.

No one else will do it. They're taking that chance...

No one has to know this ever!

No one is here by that name.

No one knows he's down here. Come on.

No way! Monkey! Awesome!

No way. We are fed by the government...

No, but I know how I did.

No, but I was ****d with joy.

No, but if I do, I'm gonna totally tell on you.

No, Carl, we don't.

No, don't! Don't!

No, I don't know who. Who?

No, it's not. It's mine

No, man. Nothing. Just listen to this.

No, Meatwad. You should stay and visit

No, no, man. My... my label dropped me.

No, no, no, no, Meatwad. Nothing like that.

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no! Fryman, back off!

No, no, no, no. No!

No, no, no, please! No jail.

No, no, no! You're OK. You're all right.

No, no, no. Just... I won't do it again.

No, no, not so fast. Loses meaning.

No, no! You ain't supposed to touch it!

No, no. That stuff falls apart in your hands.

No, not that kind of horn!

No, Pancho! No!

No, same... it's gotta be same day.

No, Shake, the bad kind.

No, that's impossible. I have no brain.

No, this is small.

No, uh, Mister, uh...

No, we are not.

No, we're right here

No, you don't. Sign mine.

No, you should save your money from these...

No!

No! I went to great lengths to do this!

No! No, you...

No! No! No!

No! Permission not granted.

No! Shh! He is legend.

No! Unacceptable!

No! Well, yeah.

No.

No. Are you out of your mind? I'm going to the arcade.

No. Check out this link.

No. He's incompetent at being continent.

No. His son moved him to Tragic Castles...

No. It's mine! No way! I'm keeping this.

No. No, I don't think so. You're not gonna do that.

No. That was fried chickwit.

No. There's a lot of calcium in that.

No. Try the other side.

No. We'll double his pleasure.

No. We're doing my johnson first...

No. You're not. But you will improve with practice...

No... ing way.

Nobody makes it past level three.

Nobody's talking to you. Let the adults speak.

Not him, it's above him.

Not in front of you. Silly.

Not in Pop up Bible.

Nothing!

Nothing. You just have to hold on...

Now and forever.

Now continue to your left...

Now fight for my amusement!

Now how about you go discover soap?

Now I'm gonna be worn out all day!

Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants...

Now my...

Now repeat all very fast, please.

Now spin it into gold, man.

Now they must confront each other inside his brain.

Now we're going to look like fools.

Now what you're saying is interesting.

Now what?

Now wheel me inside. I gotta pee!

Now you can. The concert's in your head.

Now, come on!

Now, either I pawn this TV...

Now, get up. You sicken me.

Now, pay me. I need to eat. I need some Steak umms.

Now, please, if you would...

Now, please, kiss him deep with tongue.

Now, please. Now, Santa, you don't want...

Now, see, what you need is the official keychain.

Now, wait for fog machine.

Now, what is it?

Number one in the 'hood, G

Number one in the 'hood, G.

Number one in the hood, G

Number one in the hood, G.

Observe our peninsula of masculinity.

Observe, Err, the digital nads.

Of a hard... day's night...

Of course he is! Now I can wail on you for two!

Of course!

Of high tensile moon noodles.

Of the J man in this billboard...

Of Whi's Whi Aming Miinmasters.

Offense or defense, you know, with the short shorts, no

Oh, about smear yourself with garbage...

Oh, and you! You're his ass wipe roommate, aren't you?

Oh, bean wizard, can you help me?

Oh, boy, you said it was a chip, so where's the dip?

Oh, boy! A new unicycle!

Oh, boy! I apologize.

Oh, but I should go.

Oh, come on, man.

Oh, damn it!

Oh, damn it! Why, he hung up again.

Oh, for God's sake. Talk to me, not to candy!

Oh, freakin' take it. It's right over there.

Oh, Frylock, you didn't have to do...

Oh, frylock, you would not believe what just happened.

Oh, Gee Whiz, I totally for..

Oh, god!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! How much longer?

Oh, good. Hey, you want you some hot dog?

Oh, he's just passing gas out of his ocular cavities.

Oh, hell! Hey, hey, hey, Billy!

Oh, I don't think you heard me. I said no.

Oh, I feel like I need to call my parents.

Oh, I know! How about a plague of snakes...

Oh, I think you see it.

Oh, I'm not allowed to say, Meatwad...

Oh, I'm the one. I need points. I'm still a cadet here.

Oh, I've solved that problem.

Oh, if I go down, who will deliver the toys?

Oh, is that right? You got a mind to rat me out?

Oh, it's just an MP3 player. Holds 40,000 songs.

Oh, it's only fourteen megapixels.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, kids aren't gonna want to see me under the mistletoe...

Oh, look at my hands. Oh, the hands!

Oh, look at this!

Oh, look, it's working.

Oh, man, are those meat cravers?

Oh, man, he's backing up!

Oh, man, lookin' good!

Oh, man, sorry 'bout that.

Oh, man, you blew it, dude.

Oh, man.

Oh, man...

Oh, me so sorry! Maybe you're in the wrong business.

Oh, Meatwad doesn't have the helmet anymore.

Oh, most definitely.

Oh, my "G!"

Oh, my god

Oh, my God, what is going on here?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What are those, piranhas?

Oh, my God... Is this a note?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh. I so love your record.

Oh, no, no. I don't want that...

Oh, no, no. No, sir.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! A hailstorm of orange drink!

Oh, no! Beware of the hairy giant!

Oh, no! Oh, no, you did not! No one asked me that...

Oh, now that you mention it...

Oh, OK, Mr. Moral.

Oh, OK. Yeah, that makes sense, I guess.

Oh, OK. Yeah.

Oh, please no.

Oh, really? Well, we'll just see about that.

Oh, sh... You're the Gorgotron?

Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot. Look at this. Faded. Hey, here's your thing.

Oh, so you just waltz out here and think...

Oh, thank God!

Oh, thank you, Frylock.

Oh, that'll work... for now.

Oh, that's great. Oh, for break... you don't say.

Oh, that's just great.

Oh, that's Osiris, the Egyptian god of the dead.

Oh, this frickin' ray is frickin' awesome.

Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. No, we're not.

Oh, wait. Stick upside down.

Oh, wait. That's the Necronomicon.

Oh, well, that's, heh heh, that's cute, Meatwad...

Oh, well, yeah, it is.

Oh, what did you get me, Shake?

Oh, why don't you see if you can e mail your pee!

Oh, yeah, but don't worry.

Oh, yeah, he's gonna get it...

Oh, yeah, I know that old boy. It's Jes...

Oh, yeah, like you can read a bunch of birds and squiggles.

Oh, yeah, that's right. And I'm an asshole for asking.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I play this all the time

Oh, yeah! Awesome!

Oh, yeah? Well, put it on.

Oh, yeah? Well, what am I thinking?

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, drink this.

Oh, yeah? You think you're so great, huh?

Oh, yeah. Bringin' in the Cs, y'all.

Oh, yeah. No, there's two of them now.

Oh, yeah. They went up your butt.

Oh, yeah. You are the...

Oh, yes, Meatwad. Plays that they've written...

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

Oh, you better believe I will...

Oh, you can have it back now, Carl.

Oh, you got the catalog. That's wonderful.

Oh, you know, it's, like, my love for you...

Oh, you must be referring to the e photo plug in.

Oh, you never seen a check before?

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Thank you, bean wizard.

Oh! Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Ohh.

Ohhh.

OK, but let's do it later, OK?

OK, but, well...

OK, fine, it's your package.

OK, hang on.

OK, here we go.

OK, just me.

OK, look, here's the deal, OK.

OK, Meatwad, time to put it up. It's getting late.

OK, now that he's gone, right where his head was...

OK, now, put me in the syringe.

OK, OK, OK, Fry man. I get it.

OK, OK, OK. Just look... let me...

OK, Shake. Shrink me down...

OK, so, uh, hey.

OK, wait. We can discuss this.

OK, we're gonna get our first look at that little baby.

OK, well, we'll be in touch.

OK, what does it do, Shake? What could it possibly do?

OK.

OK. A couple of years ago, you were a 6 foot tall spider...

OK. Have you ever worked with anything...

OK. How do I get that?

OK. My bad.

OK. OK.

OK. Watch your back.

OK. Well, who is it, then?

OK. You know what always happens, though.

OMG!

On my unit in broad daylight.

On the billboard!

On the side of the road or something.

On the way down, I kept saying, "This is a bill".

On where you think you were, but the fact is...

One convenient locations...

One man is transported from the microwave dimension...

One more contender in the battle for the mountain!

One of them other dead boys told me about that.

One..

Only this time, the game is real.

Only two men enter. No man leaves.

Ooh ooh! I heard that.

Ooh, here! Read this box of foil.

Ooh, you did not even just do that!

Ooh!

Ooh! Did I say black? I meant to say minorities.

Ooh! So, what are they?

Open the fly to your sunshine.

Open this one, Meatwad.

Or am I looking at him?

Or an article of his clothing or an eyelash?

Or for 59 cents more, try the super size!

Or I will tear your soul apart!

Or if it's the heavy magnets that were inserted into my neck.

Or it can be inserted into the mouth, manually...

Or maybe I should say it in mejicani!

Or something like that.

Or we could just pull this plug right here.

Or we're not gonna have money for food.

Or you definitely... should.

Or, uh, are we gonna get down to business?

Or, uh, you know, grocery cart or something?

Otherwise, I can't get in there

Otherwise, I go down to hell...

Out of here! Lock him in

Out of my... ass.

Out of the countryside...

Over here. Look at this.

Oyster sauce? All right

Pancho climbed her hair...

Pancho! You've come back! For me!

Pancho! You've come for me!

Payment will be received upon discovery of the body.

Peeling your filthy underwear off.

Peru. That's near here, right?

Phew!

Play again!

Please bless thine presence...

Please bury me with all my stuff...

Please come visit me, dawg

Please don't!

Please stop! Stop it!

Please, look... you've got that T shirt on.

Please, Moonmasters, silence.

Please, please, all together. Hold hands.

Please, read from sheets.

Plus, I got some freezer burn back here.

Poop!

Pooping and wandering off and messing up the shower.

Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap.

Pretty bitchin'.

Probably.

Psst! Hey. Donna.

Put... give me that.

Quick, grab a weapon and battle for the mountain!

Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.

Race car driver, maybe bikini judge...

Rated R.

Really, you saw that?

Really? And that's what you think, huh?

Remember I made the T shirts?

Remember, we do have a lot of houses to go through.

Right in the butt of the gun. Look at the butt of the gun.

Right now we don't feel like it.

Right now, my little boy needs his rest.

Rise and shine, buddy!

Robositter, what are the rules?

Robositter, what is your prime directive?

Robositter, what will you be wearing to bed?

Robositter? Gah!

Robositter? Wow. That's original.

Rock you like a cop

Roll me, homey, my hips aren't burly

Running around over here.

Sample of the, uh...

Santa Claus. Santa Claus is what I said.

Santa is not coming this summer!

Santa, did you get my letter?!

Satan has brought you back as an old man to do something.

Save our craps?

Say that again. That was awesome.

Sc**** me some of that in a glass.

See if they're sharp.

See ya

See, I knew it. I knew some bull... was up with you.

See, I released it in Transylvania...

See, it allows booger transmission...

See, you also the savior of their race, like me, OK?

See? And then... and then I'm the winner.

Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls...

Set it over there in the trash.

Shake my hand like a man. I'm hugging a man, y'all!

Shake, come in here for a second!

Shake, come in here!

Shake, didn't you get him something?

Shake, either I pawn this TV, or we get a job.

Shake, have you cleaned out those bone traps yet?

Shake, he's not pregnant.

Shake, I read the tag. It said cold water only.

Shake, just go back to the gift shop...

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake..

Shake, shut up.

Shake, this is an important scientific tool.

Shake, will you get that out of my face?

Shake, will you please get in here?!

Shake, will you stop? You're just riling him up.

Shake!

Shake! Shake, stop! You're gonna rip it.

Shake?

Shake? Shake, are you in there?

She is it. You are it, baby.

She is pretty hot. Robositter, how old are you?

She turned into the Incredible Hulk...

She's dead. We're all dead.

She's my friend...

Shh! You're disturbing the presence.

Shouldn't drink during the day, you know.

Show my dumb friend over here where Gee Whiz is, will ya?

Show us how you sign your name. I know you know how to do it.

Shrink yourself down with your gun...

Shut up, Shake, I'm trying to hear this.

Shut up!

Shut up! Go find a nipple!

Shut up. Now, let him talk.

Sign my sheet to be part of my warrior list?

So are we gonna go through this masquerade all day...

So buying all this stuff..

So he can become the dead.

So he can bring Shake back from the dead.

So he can talk to the dead.

So help me liquefy this pork roast.

So how does this work? We got nationals?

So how was Meatwad today, Carl?

So I altered the time space...

So I got liver spots bigger than dalmatian dots

So I upgraded it with these special chips.

So it's either you definitely should not play with matches...

So let's play it again.

So plug it in.

So the real question is...

So there ain't no energy to feed my food to.

So there's no point in saying it...

So there's still hope.

So they don't die out and create fossil fuels...

So vampires would come and visit me...

So what... what kind of germs he got there?

So won't you please help us...

So you could get the money and... ugh.

So you could get the money to rent patio furniture...

So you could use flies to evaporate the walls of a bank...

So you got to buy all the stuff in this catalog.

So you got to upgrade to the Stargate Pack.

So, are you gonna hook me up here, or what?

So, I went ahead and ordered these.

So, I'll be taking my money now.

So, it's a battery.

So, maybe you should get some reading material, OK.

So, there's gonna be another one of you animals...

So, uh, phew!

So, uh, what in the hell am I supposed to eat now?

So, uh...

So, we should go...

So, what are we talking about here?

So, what did you get in your package that's not mine?

So, what was we talking about there?

So, where's Video Ouija?

So, you don't remember any of this

So, you see, Meatwad, that's why I can't say the J word.

So... how is this pronounced?

So... why am I here?

Sofa King...

Soft and loose, soft and loose

Some nerves in here.

Some say it gave him the power to know and do anything.

Somebody's going to get an e mail.

Someone broke a window that needs a spanking!

Someone just did, Err.

Someone just please shut off all the sex

Someone without a nose.

Someone's losing their mind, Jack...

Something crazy, you know.

Son of... "G".

Soon as you grow your beard back and your eyebrows.

Sorry. Here it is.

Spacecataz.

Spirits from this house...

Spirits that haunt this house...

Spoiler alert. It involves a pig.

Squeezin' your butt together, trying to keep it in?

Standards and practices are a vital link...

Standards and practices? What are standards and practices?

Star in plays?

Starring Lou Diamond Phillips.

Starring Mel Gibson and Master Blaster.

Stay down. He said if I won, he'd make my johnson bigger.

Stay, Cliff, and everything will be all right.

Stick out your tongue. Let me see it.

Stop fooling around, will you? Now, where's the change drawer?

Stop this ship!

Strap me down, steal my watch, which is no surprise

Suck it up, mutha! Ha ha ha!

Suck on that!

Suck on this!

Take a closer look

Take a look at some of our weaponry for spring.

Take a look at this, Shake.

Take it easy. It's OK.

Take two, mother muchachos!

Talk to Gumdrop Larry.

Tell him again. Maybe slow it down for him.

Tell him I never been to Branson.

Tell him to come over here, please.

Tell him who I'm talking to

Tell him, Err, with your parallelogram mouth.

Tell me you didn't just eat that freakin'...

Tell me you put towels under the door.

Tell me. Were there weenie wraps?

Tell me...

Tell who? The rage of hell will feast upon you...

Than my slave... which is you!

Thank God I brought 3 shells. Come on. Whip them out.

Thank you so much for staying. Now, look here.

Thank you, but this child will have no need to fish...

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thanks a lot for sending me once again to...

Thanks a lot! Thanks a lot!

Thanks to the game fairy.

That are rich enough to take pleasure in this facade.

That could enter into someone's skin...

That crazy hat for chicken.

That dude back there just flipped me off!

That he could please... off.

That he needs so he can see everything...

That I can't press charges here.

That I get out of here, though. Have fun!

That I left a mess...

That I'd ever want to even do anything like that?!

That is a lie, and you are a liar for saying that.

That is freakin' Ted Nugent!

That is very extremely true

That nice yellow padded chair in the living room is mine

That no one can relate to.

That old boy didn't even have to get dressed.

That rhyme ain't too good, but the beat is awesome

That say we're detectives!

That someone keeps calling them...

That T shirt is over five million years old.

That their only interest is mind control?

That they admit their own addiction.

That thing there is your check?

That tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you...

That wanted us to help you drill a hole into the earth...

That was ham in that pitcher?

That was, wasn't it? Wasn't it?

That we will throw in a wacky wall walker...

That you better wash the ass out of that shirt.

That you hadn't paid for yet.

That you sat on at that gas station in Branson...

That you were making.

That you're gonna face a true warrior...

That you're trying to leave right now

That'd be a violation of child labor laws.

That's a damn rock.

That's because I'm an organ donor..

That's big enough. Now do us.

That's cool

That's cool, right?

That's enough, Err. Look.

That's going on in the world that's evil.

That's him. Remember him?

That's how it's spelled in the e world.

That's it. You just made your last mistake.

That's mine from now on. I call it.

That's my proper identification.

That's not what we sent you in there for!

That's OK, Meatwad. No one else will, either.

That's OK. They're in love. Hey, where you going?

That's right, and see you later. We got to go harvest our craps.

That's right, I do. They are so mad...

That's right, I'm male.

That's right, moon.

That's right! A happy and colorful rainbow!

That's right. Kiss the floor.

That's right. This hand's been up my butt...

That's so ridiculous, I can't even talk to you right now.

That's what freed the fish, man.

That's when I do some of my best thinking that's been done...

That's why I can wear it... 'cause I don't know no better.

That's why I'm taping the fridge shut.

That's why we need the intelligence helmets...

That's... that's fine.

That's... yeah, thank you! OK, show him...

The beans are obviously winning.

The bottom part here keeps me intravenously hydrated.

The control and restraint shown.

The dark sides of the plutonium moons.

The drugs are making him paranoid.

The elves kind of whipped it up for me at the last minute

The fleece is nice, but I don't like the zipper.

The lunar melting amulet is constructed...

The mike ruler

The mike ruler, the old schooler

The moral thing to do is to let you die naturally...

The mouth is a primitive hole that will soon be phased out.

The old schooler

The only person who can wear this now is Meatwad.

The only time now is party time. Are we clear?

The other kind. The kidney losing kind.

The power to read minds. So, which is it?

The principal will resent his nads...

The ray does not shoot pools.

The residue of many who are about to die

The sweet little elves don't even come in till September.

The what?

The wristwatch is in my mind.

Their only interest is to control your mind.

Them fish are still alive.

Them two is in heat!

Then I get points.

Then I'll just have to see if they will accept ham.

Then it's time for full frontal!

Then see if it come out this drive.

Then so do they get points, and you get points, too...

Then why are you wasting your time on it?

Then you knock out the Middle East yourself.

Then you, too, are a Moonmaster.

Then you'll have to go to jail.

There is but one in the known galaxy.

There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap

There we go. Gimme another little bump.

These are travel size, baby!

These guys are totally out of control

These people... I know that I'm small down there!

They already talked to you, didn't they? Damn it!

They are doomed to drown in the balloon water!

They are so stuck with that bill.

They get near you, hit 'em with the shampoo

They had lil', regular, and max.

They know pain.

They said that songs like Uh ih, Pilii...

They seem to be all up in my grill...

They won't attack his body for at least a couple of days.

They'll give us a Slurp a Lunch rain poncho...

They're in my mind.

They're just sort of, you know, tired...

They're making babies out here.

They're spider eggs, Meatwad.

This can't be right!

This happens to be an e helmet.

This here is Little Brittle and the C Bag...

This here is little, uh...

This is a bill... for homecare.

This is a piece of crap anyhow.

This is like I live at Shakey's pizza!

This is MC Pee Pants, isn't it? Isn't it?

This is my 6 month old...

This is my wife... Lock yourself in a cold, dark room.

This is not a fight. This is a war!

This is not how we talk now.

This is not over.

This is ridiculous!

This is so weird.

This is the e iano silencer.

This is the same toilet seat...

This is third world, and I'm from the first.

This is who this is.

This isn't true, is it? You don't own it, do you?

This place sucks ass!

This time, you're gonna be in there a while.

This weenie wrap is still frozen!

Those are my electronic emotions.

Those treaties are very real and very serious.

Throw a bag over those wheels, and I'd do her.

Till his heart stops! Ha ha ha!

Time? Heh heh! Time is an illusion.

To be in the presence of the Moonmaster.

To bring these cupcakes to Little Brittle, OK?

To create a séance ring...

To devour you for your insolence!

To drink some barbaric water!

To ensure the safety and comfort of Meatwad.

To feast upon the remains of those who once lived.

To give them reason.

To one of their hideous off Broadway productions.

To save the world, starring Eric Stoltz.

To seek out and find gifted warriors to aid us...

To the snot network.

To unleash demons to run your global diet pill pyramid scheme.

To where?

To work. Where's your uniform?

Today is applesauce day. Applesauce day, dawg!

Touch hands.

Train, you idiot! Train!

True that.

Try it. It's on me.

Try this on for size, Fry man.

Try this on for size.

Two Moonmasters in one house. What are the chances?

Two... Should we light him on fire?

U.S.A.!

Ugh. You told me you didn't do that, mang.

Uh huh. Who's the J man?

Uh oh, you're going into shock.

Uh oh.

Uh uh! My ass we is!

Uh uh. I'm the Easter bunny!

Uh uh. Uh uh, Shake.

Uh, are we gonna send me that funny story now?

Uh, Billy, I'm not an expert...

Uh, check check it, yeah

Uh, Cliff? Does anyone know a Cliff?

Uh, doy. I built her mother and father...

Uh, I... I can't get it to do right.

Uh, is Carl OK?

Uh, it's funny you should ask...

Uh, Meatwad, I don't think it's for real.

Uh, Meatwad, I think you better take a look at this.

Uh, poop?

Uh, see what?

Uh, Shake, uh, if you can hear me, uh, arise.

Uh, someone should probably pay that bill.

Uh, sorry about this, Shake...

Uh, well, you're kind of a... I don't know, you're a male.

Uh, who are you talking to?

Uh, who's this? This is Mr. Brown...

Uh, you OK, Meatwad?

Uh, you spelled "hell" wrong.

Uh...

Uh... going rate 6%%%?

Uhh!

Uhh. Rookies.

Uhh. There we go. What do you bid?

Um, we best get going.

Um, well, heh, robots work twice as fast as humans

Um...

Um... I have a two part question...

Unbelievable.

Under...

Unless you want our race to die...

Until I can pawn this TV for some food money.

Until the graft fully takes hold to my muscles...

Until you are free from this prison... OK?

Up there in the grid work?

Use standard deliver

Vampire! He's a vampire! He's turning me into a vampire.

W wait a minute. Are you serious?

W well, I know that.

Wait a minute! I've been hauling a radioactive bill...

Wait a minute. I thought you said you built her.

Wait a minute. Is we on, man?

Wait a minute. Who are these people surrounding me?

Wait a minute. Who the... are you?

Wait, except I did. Remember me, guys?

Wait, hang on, I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Wait, wait! Don't go!

Wait. Who is this?

Wake up, Shake. Shake.

Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out

We are not doing this again. No way.

We better go, Meatwad, before someone smells you.

We brought you back some bratthirst.

We control you now.

We could.

We did. If you will excuse us...

We don't just try to do what earthlings tell us.

We each should've had our own defender packs

We get every month?

We gonna finish up America, then we do Europe...

We had to blow out one of Shake's eyeballs to get out...

We had to go through all that crap...

We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.

We have a meeting with our printer.

We have distributed this game...

We haven't detected anything in three years, Shake.

We just celebrated our eat your own dung.

We know you eat your own farts.

We must steal it.

We Todd Ed.

We want our baby sitting money...

We will decide your fate, Fry man...

We... we got plenty.

We'll be home after 8:00.

We'll know exactly where he is at all times...

We're all gonna take our piece, and then they'll be gone.

We're from... Kill yourself!

We're going to see Little Brittle...

We're gonna battle your dad, mang, OK?

We're just here to visit, man. That's all.

We're not deaf!

We're not gonna kill you.

We're selling it, and you're buying it.

We're what? We're bringing him back?

Weenie wraps intrigue me.

Welcome to Video Ouija.

Well, apparently, people are seeing the face...

Well, at least it had all its fingers and toes...

Well, at least it's clean, you know what I mean?

Well, back in 1912, I could kick your ass

Well, back there, you said it gave you...

Well, Billywitchdoctor. com needs a minimum of four people...

Well, can we at least make a side trip?

Well, check this out.

Well, clearly these are eyeballs...

Well, could Billywitchdoctor. com...

Well, damn, I guess I do need training.

Well, four million of them are.

Well, guess what? Meatwad's pregnant.

Well, he is right. He's too young.

Well, he works in mysterious ways

Well, he's getting bigger down there.

Well, he's not a vampire!

Well, hell, I ain't got your number

Well, how about Oliver Klohsoff?

Well, I detect anger in your voice.

Well, I didn't do it. You did it

Well, I don't think so, but I'll ask.

Well, I feel like we got a communication breakdown here.

Well, I guess we'll never see him again.

Well, I leave stuff around you, and I don't cry.

Well, I like it.

Well, I mean, I know that.

Well, I tell you what.

Well, I tell you what. This should cheer you up.

Well, I'll be here keeping it real.

Well, I'll just tell you in person...

Well, I'll just waltz on down to the free present store!

Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country...

Well, I'm not coming into the house...

Well, I'm not! But when I become one...

Well, I'm sure glad that wasn't blood.

Well, I'm waiting.

Well, it could be his girlfriend

Well, it does have human intelligence

Well, it's an e booger.

Well, let me... let me...

Well, let's just wake you up, there, all right?

Well, look, they're harmless, all right?

Well, looks like it's working.

Well, maybe there's someone else in there.

Well, Meatwad, there's only one thing we can do.

Well, no, I mean, I was thinking more...

Well, no. I just wanted you to stay until 8:00.

Well, not bad.

Well, obviously they don't know any better.

Well, OK, but why are you here?

Well, really, the moral is that technology and..

Well, Shake, I do know that you are gonna take that T shirt back.

Well, Sheila, does your mother know that...

Well, should I let go of this hand now?

Well, thank God I bought the 3 pack.

Well, that's a good one. Use that name.

Well, that's an interesting question, Meatwad.

Well, that's only because they smell awful.

Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl

Well, that's what you think 'cause you see that

Well, that's you telling me to sit and spin.

Well, then I guess I'm a Christian.

Well, then show him...

Well, they make pretty good gifts if you don't, you know...

Well, they need to update it now, 'cause I'm pregnant.

Well, what is it?

Well, what the hell is... Oh, excuse me.

Well, what you gonna do now?

Well, what you need is our free warrior kit.

Well, what's old Gee Whiz doing in Jersey?

Well, what's that say about me being pregnant?

Well, while you wait...

Well, whip on this.

Well, who better to wash the ass out of that shirt..

Well, why the hell do you think I released...

Well, why would you want to go up there?

Well, yeah. I mean, Shake's in there, too.

Well, yes, and they also like to star in plays.

Well, you already signed mine. Go out and do my bidding.

Well, you better find out...

Well, you keep it real with your vest buttoned today, buddy...

Well, you know what? It doesn't even matter.

Well, you never know. Let's give it another shot, OK?

Well, you said he'd shoot you, so I did figure it was a gun.

Well, you were watching him, weren't you?

Well, you're entitled to your dumb ass opinion..

Well, you're not gonna do it this way.

Well... well, Shake, I mean, I...

Were there lil' turkey muffins?

What are they doing over there?

What are you doing in my room?

What are you doing wearing a thong?

What are you doing?! Wait! Stop! Shake!

What are you doing?! What's taking so long?! God!

What are you gonna do, sell out to the man?

What brings y'all down to the assisted living hizzy?

What did I tell you about the hounds of hell...

What do you have up your sleeve this time?

What do you mean, no?

What do you think I'm doing?!

What do you think, you're running the Matrix?

What else you got in this catalog I can blow away?

What happened to courtesy?

What is it?

What is wrong with you?!

What kind of craps y'all grow up there?

What record?

What the "F" is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell's going on in here?

What the hell's taking so long?

What the hell's that thing?

What the hell's the matt... Hey, yo! Choch!

What the...

What the... Dude, they're mooning us.

What the... what the hell is that?

What was that?

What was we talking about?

What would make you think...

What y'all doing? Y'all playing?

What you need is recognition.

What, are you nuts? What about that big, fat welfare check...

What, you're telling me I got to...

What? I don't see you lining up to see old people.

What? What? Get out your cameras.

What? What?!

What? What's about to happen? Is this... is this the scary part?

What? What's...

What?!

What?! Shake!

What... how do you do it? I'm asking.

What's a better, more acceptable solution?

What's in it for me?

What's it called, Anal Blazer?

What's that mean in Egypto?

What's that old Gorgotron doing?

What's wrong? You scared?

Whatever the hell Meatwad is...

Whatever. Do what you want. I don't care.

Whatever. I did it. Are you calling me a liar?

When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud

When I was fighting for your freedom in WWll.

When they would be better placed crammed up your buttocks.

When we're done with this.

When you're not around. Aww.

Where are my eyes looking?

Where are you going, costume party?

Where are you going?

Where are... where are those girls?

Where do you two think you're going?

Where I used to have a full tank of gas.

Where is my high powered video game console?

Where the guy is a robot...

Where they would rule the countryside...

Where?

Where's Carl?

Where's he located? 612 Wharf Avenue, right?

Where's my hair?! Where's my 'stache!

Where's your phone?

Where's..

Which it seems like you do.

Which one you think it is, Carl?

Which one? What are you talking about?

Which, for my money, is the best deal.

While he ain't looking, would you sign this?

Who could spin nose hair into gold.

Who friggin' thought of this place?

Who is it?

Who is this?

Who knew I had it in me? I did. Now kill me. Quick!

Who wasn't in prison, and she bore him many children...

Who would make love to that?

Who?

Who? The spider?

Who'd choose you? Nobody!

Who's in there?

Who's the asshole now? I'm outta here, dude.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shake. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, now, Santa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it.

Whoa, whoa! Is that what we're doing here?

Whoa! Maybe we... damn!

Whoa! OK

Whoa! Ooh.

Whoa! What? Wait a minute

Whoever you are, you can... off, too.

Why am I doing this? I'm dreaming!

Why don't you go and give out free shots of that ham?

Why don't you just become a Christian?

Why don't you just e message him?

Why don't you just give him a big chocolate Easter bunny?

Why don't you just go to the hose...

Why don't you just text message him?

Why don't you just text shut up?

Why don't you leave a message?

Why is it getting so hot in here?!

Why is the... why is the kitchen... hey?

Why isn't he playing?!

Why must I be cursed with such popularity?

Why the hell do you think I made myself...

Why was I not e messaged about this?

Why would you even think he's a vampire?

Why, it's a big old happy Easter egg...

Why, what's a... aagh!

Why, you... you look like a little tramp in that belly shirt.

Will everybody settle down, please?

Will someone please tell me...

Will you just tell me who he is?

Will you please once think outside of the friggin' box?

Will you shut that..

Will you shut up?

Will you shut up? You're not that guy!

Wipe it off!

With a little half and half.

With a possessed ice cream spoon...

With a satellite tracking device and a laser gun..

With a sixteen inch thick crust meat craver's special...

With the mild sauce. Amen.

With the TV on

With your knock knock

With... I... I can't flip the...

Won't you please come visit me, dawg?

Wooden brain.

Wore this ancient T shirt on hot days in his...

Would someone please tell me where the Steak umms are?

Would someone tell me what's going on back here?

Would you get me The Lord of the Rings?

Would you mind? And you'll do it.

Would you shut up? Thank God!

Wouldn't your ass like to know?

Wow, it's still just coming.

Wow! You've discovered germs!

Wow.

Wow. That's wonderful.

Y'all have a microwave? I gotta heat these up.

Y'all look. Look, I'm a vampire now, y'all!

Y'all, like, tell me. You ain't got no job.

Yaagh!

Ye of little faith. How do you know that?

Yeah

Yeah way.

Yeah, 'cause your stupid ass is sinking into the dirt.

Yeah, a battery. Try twelve batteries.

Yeah, a good movie. Break their friggin' projector.

Yeah, and as soon as I get it on...

Yeah, and I'm Carl. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, and them's ants.

Yeah, and they don't never visit him, neither

Yeah, and what about the pack?

Yeah, but he doesn't know that.

Yeah, but that was easy. We just did a thaw.

Yeah, but they do... I mean, they have nurses, don't they?

Yeah, but they don't go in there no more...

Yeah, but will it do the ultimate song...

Yeah, but, like, you know, the good kind, right?

Yeah, his sister's baby.

Yeah, how do you like those e toms, huh?

Yeah, I do!

Yeah, I know what you mean, man.

Yeah, I know, master

Yeah, I'm the basketball.

Yeah, it is I, Ted Nugent.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it looks like it's gotten bigger.

Yeah, it probably would, but it must be destroyed.

Yeah, it'll do anything and turn it into this song.

Yeah, let me see that again.

Yeah, listen to him. Isn't it funny how he talks?

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, no...! Shut up!

Yeah, OK, that's all... OK, well, go back... listen...

Yeah, put 'em on the glass.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, so does mine.

Yeah, take a look at what you've done to me!

Yeah, that smells pretty good.

Yeah, that was an import. I paid extra for that.

Yeah, that was good.

Yeah, that's his I.D.

Yeah, that's not me.

Yeah, uh...

Yeah, we noticed. So I just had to short circuit...

Yeah, when we take our road trip... to Fantasyland!

Yeah, ya stupid newbie! Yes.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Look, don't forget...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Do that!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fryman told me, there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick that tooth in there.

Yeah, yeah. Get my teeth out of that glass.

Yeah, yeah. I see that. What happened?

Yeah, you ate that batch of bad ribs...

Yeah, you the... you... you the guy that...

Yeah! Burned!

Yeah! Ha ha ha!

Yeah! See, it drowns out the sound of the e iano.

Yeah! That'll work

Yeah? Well, he needs a lack of oxygen..

Yeah. Also, you slept through a lot of them songs, right?

Yeah. Don't do this, idiot.

Yeah. I get the Ferrari. I'm the Moonmaster.

Yeah. I think I'll go, too...

Yeah. I watched him help himself to the medicine cabinet.

Yeah. I'm the basketball.

Yeah. I'm watching my show, so I tell you what.

Yeah. Just piss them off real good.

Yeah. Ken. I know. The district manager.

Yeah. No, I get your vibe

Yeah. See this.

Yeah. See, you just put this roast on that press...

Yeah. Shake them buns.

Yeah. Shut up. The Gorgotron approaches.

Yeah. That way, when you die...

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. That's the one with the stickers..

Yeah. Use that name.

Yeah. We're just here to hang.

Yeah. What is that one?

Yep, he's Mexican now.

Yep. And they had burger drops.

Yep. Here it is. His very own...

Yep. Not until next year.

Yes way, Err, for we are blessed...

Yes, Err. I told you this was a mistake...

Yes, he is! I put on your T shirt..

Yes, I am. Thank you.

Yes, I want everyone to know I'm fast...

Yes, it is, Cathy.

Yes, Meatwad, these Mexican jumping beans...

Yes, my name is Cliff. And that's not a bill.

Yes! It's huge! We could live off it forever.

Yes.

Yes. Make my johnson bigger!

Yes. Yes, go get it.

Yo mama, you did!

Yo mama! Yo mama!

Yo, Carlos! Come outside, baby.

Yo, I'm doing this 'cause I want to do it all the time...

Yo, Shake, I ain't want to say nothing, man...

Yo, sign my thing.

You always take his side!

You are a fatty!

You are in big trouble.

You are so dead. Oh, no, you didn't!

You are so predictable.

You are the Moonmaster.

You are very wrong, mister.

You best check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself.

You better hear what I say.

You better start taking some pictures of those!

You boyfriend and boyfriend!

You can call Candy Land with this one...

You can get two of those in the defender pack...

You can have a pill. Here. Let me help you open them.

You can't go into battle like that.

You can't see him 'cause he's in the piranhas, but...

You check that out? Did you read that?

You come here to kill me. Both y'all came!

You could probably cheer up some old folks.

You couldn't see anything without it.

You did what?! The T shirt is not to be abused!

You didn't have to do this. It's...

You didn't put paper on that toilet seat...

You didn't read the orientation booklet?

You dirty jackal!

You don't have to tell, little baby!

You don't remember meeting us?

You don't want to open the mind, open the doors of percept...

You done messed up the lunar scepter.

You drink what I wear.

You dumb! I already have a wristwatch.

You dumb.

You flip them off with your fingers, Emory.

You Gee Whiz!

You get it? Michael Hunt! Ha ha!

You get the hell over there and force... Hold on.

You go ahead. I'll be right there.

You go to heaven, away from bad ol' Satan.

You gonna be able to do this yourself next year.

You got to be kidding me. You don't pull out the bone?

You got to get me some action down here...

You got to give me the juice, the Metamuce

You got to tell him to lay off, please, OK?

You gotta have mind control

You had more cupcakes?!

You have mastered Miinmaster.

You have no idea how it works, do you?

You have nothing to worry about.

You haven't touched this, have you, Shake?

You know how you play it? I'll tell you.

You know it don't matter what I sa... aah!

You know some naked dude made over $2 million...

You know that remote controlled race car he wants?

You know the contract.

You know what I mean?

You know what I'm thinking?

You know what you're doing.

You know what? I'm just gonna go to the mall.

You know you were in there for almost five minutes?!

You know, eh, Donna, I've been thinking...

You know, he may be right

You know, I can't help but notice...

You know, I need, uh, length and girth.

You know, I think you look younger without it.

You know, I... I don't want to break your heart...

You know, starts with a "J"...

You know, they sneak in, and then they try to rule us.

You know, this is cool and all...

You know, we have time.

You know, we should probably get going.

You know, you put it in your...

You know... you're like a math guy!

You learned about the real Bible.

You look like a total dork in that hat.

You love it.

You make sure they don't steal my wristwatch.

You may think I just called, but I didn't.

You must grow your hair and...

You must have picked up a spider..

You must understand that the beans are lowlifes.

You mustn't face the Gorgotron with your keys all willy nilly.

You need a calling card made of candy.

You need me here

You need to chill. I've got a whole load in here.

You oughta invent, like, a pool shooting ray.

You pay far out the ass for it.

You pop it on your back, and you go.

You precious little thing! Where you from, Phil?

You really need us to go to warp speed?

You retarded mutant?

You said "poop"!

You said they was gonna get me.

You say that about everything you own.

You see, it, uh, it folds up.

You should consider a Roth I.R.A.

You should own toys. They're fun.

You should say that to his face.

You so got that from a beer commercial!

You still think I'm an asshole, don't you?

You take this, and we'd better go.

You tell me how this is gonna help you...

You think and live forever.

You think I could just leave things I want out by you?

You think I have money to buy all that?

You think I like getting my friends in trouble?

You think if we had money we'd live here?

You think maybe they'll, uh, they'll, you know, get pissed...

You think that was a real live vampire?

You think they ask Tom Cruise this stuff...

You think this is enough?

You thought it. I read your mind!

You want to get busy with some hard candy?

You want to trip, I'll bring it to ya

You want to trip?

You want to trip? I'll bring it to ya

You want your chip so damn bad...

You will notice a difference in height.

You won't, because you'll be here!

You would instantly turn to vapor.

You would not believe what I think I did today.

You, sir, you got a nice young lady with you

You, uh, you sure you wasn't ****d?

You... shave him.

You... you believe this, too, don't you, Shake?

You... you know.

You... you said we would be trading off at some point.

You'd just go out of control with a laser gun.

You'll be bouncing around in no time, ol' Soccer Claus...

You're about to learn the value

You're about to see what I think is funny.

You're always ready, for you are a Moonmaster.

You're friends with an old person?

You're gonna break that thing.

You're gonna win, and you're gonna get in that book!

You're guaranteed to make a mediocre product...

You're in big trouble.

You're just supposed to let your hand rest on it.

You're liquefied, bitch.

You're not coming in the house with that

You're not painting on no school.

You're not pregnant.

You're not supposed to be able to open these.

You're prancing around here naked...

You're punishment is to write those down...

You're serious. Hey, I can be stupid, too.

You're speaking to the all being formerly known as Meatwad...

You're stupid for a genius.

You're the Insult Master!

You're the only one, and you're on page one.

You're trying to come up with something...

You're, like, man sized now.

You've been a bad, bad... chicken.

Young Donna...

Your ass is mine.

Your buttocks are so small and square...

Your congressman will know about how...

Your dongs are small and useless!

Your little meat friend has been sending me?

Your logic is flawless...

Your mom said that Chicken Face was on Bone Row.

1, 2...

... you! Cry me a river, bitch.

A million space pardons. OK.

A pool! Oh, boy! No! Please, no!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Whoa, man!

After they've been drinking? On the weekends.

Ah! He beat my projections.

All right

All right, Meatwad... How 'bout watching it?

All right, scoot over. Shake, don't!

All right, shrink this. Whoa!

All that is a camera? Mostly.

And call us in the morning. Yeah, call us. We'll be drunk.

And do my bidding! OK.

And pizza balls. Pizza balls?!

And where have you been? At work. I got jobs.

Anything with wheels. No, Carl.

Are you using the microwave? No! Do we have one?

Arise, chicken. Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken. Arise.

Arise! Arise, chicken.

Arise. Arise

Arise. Arise!

Arise. Arise.

Aw, crap! You know what? That's enough.

Because I said "inject. " OK, which is the button?

Bees, boy! Bees! No! Whoo! Oh!

Boo. Aaagh!

Boom! Ha ho! Damn it.

Brains! Oh, wait. No, no, no. Ow.

Burger drops?! And burrito cakes.

but it's you or me. Aah!

But, Father..

Can you drag me insi... Touch the horse now.

Carl, little help? Oh, yes!

Cliff is a roofer. We can "F" with him all day.

Cliff is highly confused. Confused enormaton.

Come on, Shake. What?

Come on! Yeah, I'm the basketball.

Come on. I know!

Damn it, Shake. You will call me king, slave.

Did you get 'em? Totally!

Don't come in here! Come on!

E toms? Plug and play!

Engage moon deflectors. Commence remooning at once.

Err, please. Ha ha ha ha!

Everything you say? Meat..

Faster. I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Get over..

Give me that laser gun. No, Carl.

God, no. And then...

Good night, Shake. Good night.

Good. All right, cool!

Ha ha ha ha ha! What the...

Ha ha ha! Nope. Him, neither.

He broke in. Meatwad!

He the Easter bunny. I know that!

He's being a baby. He is a baby.

He's never been there! See?

He's never been there. OK.

He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.

He's real, and he hates us. And he hates us.

Hello? Hello. This is Mr. Brown.

Hello. Oh, hello.

Hello. Yes. Don't hang up.

Hey, bitch! Confirm for me.

Hey, boy! Is this the button?

Hey, buddy, how's it going? Come over here first

Hey, guys. Oh, yes.

Hey! Uhh!

Ho ho ho, funny. Well, Carl, actually...

Ho ho ho! Santa Claus!

I control this now. Don't do that!

I didn't. Yeah, right.

I don't know fifty people

I don't know. Wh what do you mean?

I guess it was nobody. Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I know, Err. "Craps" is funnier.

I mean... Come on!

I was sleeping. Well, but I...

I'm gone, brother. Wait a minute, Shake.

I'm not surprised. Me, neither.

I'm not thirsty. I said drink it.

I'm turning him into a vampire. You're doing what?

In there. In the gum aisle. Perfect.

In your face! Unbelievable.

Incineration! All right!

Is them pennies? Yeah.

It's an e iano

Keep talking. But only of a four year old.

Lay into him some more. I've got this, Err!

Little Brittle. No way.

Look, Mommy, I go... Are you kidding? Aah!

Look, OK. I'm sorry, all right? I'm a veteran!

Make it a big screen. Meatwad...

Meatwad! Hey, get back here!

Meatwad! Hey!

Meatwad? Damn, that's a big hot dog.

Mommy, I go swimming. No, Mommy says no!

My water broke. Let's get out of here!

No way. Beyond all comprehension.

No way. Shake, wait...

No, I'm not! Meatwad, get in here!

No, no, no, no, no! I mean... U.S.A! U.S.A!

No, not that one. Then shrink this.

No, thank you. Hell, yeah.

No! Yes!

No. It's Elvis!

No. OK. Fine.

No. OK. OK.

Now what? Go out and find fifty others...

Now, come on. Yes, everyone...

Now, take the form of a hammer. OK.

Observe the digital dong. Check it out!

Oh, bull crap. Hey, buddy!

Oh, damn! Oh, my God.

Oh, hell, no. Hell, yeah.

Oh, man. This is sad. Yes, it is.

Oh, Meatwad. Our friendship is over.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah

Oh, oh! Oh! Ew!

Oh, yeah? Good.

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Thank God!

Oh. Does anyone have any coffee?

Oh. Mmm!

OK. Oh, thank God.

On the weekend... Will you stop repeating me?!

Ow! How'd you like that tune up?

Painting you with honey. That could be cool.

Pay up, babe! Shoot.

Priceless, err. Spacecataz.

Rated "R." No.

Remember that, Little Brittle? Nope.

Remember that? Well... those are good ideas.

Remooning commence... Err, please.

Rip this. It'll fit. No, it won't.

Run! Aah!

See? Yeah, I see him, OK?

See? Yeah, I see him.

Shake, stop. Someone please yank on this.

Shake. Shake! Whoo!

Shake. What?

Sheila? Um, I built her.

Shrink ray. You got a shrink ray?

Shut up, he's making pizza. Who is making pizza?

Sir Loin, right? No.

So, whenever you're ready... Oh, yeah. Oh.

Spacecataz. It was so awesome!

Swimming. Doing the high dive.

Tell him, Err. That's a bill.

That is why he asked. I know, Err. Shut up.

That was only on fish. I'm ready for poultry.

that, fatty! Aah!

That's in it for you. All yours.

That's why I'm the master. Shake.

The chair! Now shrink this.

then you do us, OK? OK.

There is no Gorgotron! Oh, thank God.

These beans. Those beans?

This is my severance. You can't quit, Shake.

This one? Shake.

Toys? I... You?!

Turn it on! Please, for the love of God!

U.S.A.! Back in the box!

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Uh huh. And, uh...

Uh, Shake? What?! I am busy!

Uh... Come on.

Unbelievable! Unfathomable.

Wait a minute. Shrink this.

Wait! No! And I wiped it on you!

Wake up. Let me do it.

Was that the one? Yes. Now stop shrinking him.

We are bored. Yeah, I'm bored.

We got a car? Carl does.

Well, that's a rude message. Come on, man.

Well, that's stealing. I said I stole it.

Well... And I like to rock

Well... Like a... monster.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What does it say? Carl.

What happened? Did he buy it? I bought me some gum.

What is it? It's the Slurp a Lunch rain poncho...

What the hell are you doing? "Get a job".

What the hell is this? Why, it's a fishing rod.

What's your name? Phil Cabinet

Whatever. What? Whatev...

Whatever. You done? Hang on.

Where are you? We're all up in your brain.

Where did you get gum? Where did you get gum?

Where's the paper?! I'm the director...

Wherever the hell we want. Not without me!

Who are you? Gee Whiz!

Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah!

Yeah, punch it in. You feeling any different?

Yeah, that's the check. Well, we don't cash 'em.

Yeah. See? I told you!

Yes, cup. Yeah.

Yes, it will. No, it won't.

Yes, sir? You need to fix this!

Yes! Stop! Stop!

Yes. Stop it, will you? Aah!

You give me that. Carl, Carl, Carl...

you gotta squint like me... I'm out of here. This is bull.

You hear this? Not anymore.

You're serious? Here, I got you one

Your microwave sucks. Hey, your microwave sucks!

Yup. You don't...

...you. Hand truck me up.

'cause baby likes back.

'Cause Frylock says they're stupid...

'cause he says that the government...

'cause he's driving a wedge in their marriage...

'cause I am not responsible with money.

'Cause I got to feast on blood. That's how I roll.

'Cause I will kick some ass if I do not find it.

'cause I'm gonna whale on you from the grave, baby!

'Cause I'm not gonna look at your poster.

'cause if he want fish..

'cause in every other way they seem like they're in love.

'Cause in my mind now, he's going steady.

'cause it has been a long night...

'Cause it looks like them old boys is...

'Cause let me tell you, this e crap is heavy

'Cause look at this here.

'Cause that's what you like to play over and over, don't you?

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens

'cause we are the Aqua Teens

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens

'cause without me, you're lost, buddy!

'cause your brain is permanently unplugged.

'cause, uh, that's what I'm wondering.

'cause, you know, I love you and I'll never leave you...

'Cause, you know, you say snakes...

"and he has laid waste to our craps".

"and I am the one and only Moonmaster...

"and people and all of our pets...

"Crops" is what I typed, Err.

"Do not use in microwave oven... "

"Get a job". What?

"Hello, lady or gentleman of the house.

"I'm gonna do whatever Ken tells me to do. "

"My name is... insert name...

"savior of... " Uh... aw, man.

"Sha na na na, sha na na na na".

"The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages...

"Wango, zee tango," Huh?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 3
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, also known as "ATHF," is an animated television show that aired on Cartoon Network's late-night programming block, Adult Swim, from 2000 to 2015. Created by Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis, the series follows the misadventures of three anthropomorphic fast food items: Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad, who live together as roommates in a suburban neighborhood. Season 3 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which aired in 2004, introduced even more bizarre and hilarious storylines than its predecessors. The cast of this imaginative season showcases the voice talents of: 1. Carey Means as Frylock - The intelligent and level-headed floating box of French fries, who acts as the voice of reason among the trio. 2. Dana Snyder as Master Shake - A selfish and often irrational milkshake, constantly causing chaos and inventing harebrained schemes. 3. Dave Willis as Meatwad - A naive and childlike wad of meat, possessing the unique ability to shape-shift into various forms but often struggling to understand the world around him. Season 3 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force features thirteen episodes, each filled with the show's trademark absurdist humor and offbeat storytelling. Here's a glimpse into some memorable episodes: 1. "Video Ouija" - The Aqua Teens unknowingly release a demonic presence while playing a cursed board game, turning their house into a vortex of supernatural events and mayhem. 2. "Remooned" - After wandering into a secret room in their house, the Aqua Teens find themselves battling the Mooninites, two pixelated aliens with a knack for mischief. 3. "Gee Whiz" - Shake befriends an enchanted toilet, unaware of its malevolent powers, leading to a hilarious chain of events involving clones and time travel. In addition to the regular cast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force often features cameo appearances by various characters and entities throughout the series. These include the Mooninites, the Plutonians (Oglethorpe and Emory), the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, and Dr. Weird, among others. The show's unique blend of absurd comedy, pop culture references, and surreal storytelling has garnered a dedicated fan base over the years. The characters' distinct voices and catchphrases have become iconic within the Adult Swim community, contributing to the show's lasting popularity. For fans looking to relive the wacky adventures of the Aqua Teens or discover the series for the first time, the sounds and soundtrack of Season 3 are available to play and download. The show's soundtrack encompasses a range of genres, from hip-hop and punk to electronic and rock, further enhancing the show's eccentric atmosphere. In conclusion, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 3 delivers a wild, unpredictable, and hilarious animated experience. With its memorable cast of characters and offbeat storylines, the show continues to entertain audiences over a decade after its initial airing. Fans and newcomers alike can immerse themselves in the bizarre world of the Aqua Teens and enjoy the sounds and music that accompany their outrageous antics. So grab your snacks and get ready for a surreal journey through the minds of Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad. Play and download these sounds here and prepare for a good laugh!
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