Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 1 Edit

A car cannot be killed!

A large quantity of hair growth formula is missing from this counter.

A woman, a meteor, whatever.

All I ever try to do is make him smile and sing around him

All right, I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another 5 minutes.

And dance around him and he just lays into me.

And gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears,

And I'm gonna go over there and see if they can squeeze me in for a perm.

And if it don't show up quick...

And if you set the alarm and get everyone of us in trouble

And please say soon, because I am bored.

And so, this will remain one of the great unsolved mysteries of our times.

And spray him in the eyes because thats how it happened to me!

And step inside the rainbow and I'd get some gold.

And sugar coated chocolate gumdrop land.

And that is where my manager lives. And my agent. Ok?

And the laptop, and the e mails, and the rainbow machine?

And then you got the gold, so where's the gold? Where is it?

And then you're using this rainbow machine to mug people.

And we can take their stuff?

And we're going to spend it on what?

And when we find Shake, we'll find our culprits.

And you said it didn't matter.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!

At least they have diamonds.

Aw, for the freaking I just found it this way! I just walked out here for freaking sake!

Aw, look at this now, I don't see crap in there.

Before he has time to take it back.

But that hasn't happened yet.

But when I get back, this rabbits going down.

But you're swimming right now

Carl doesn't know! We're the detectives.

Carl, are you alright?

Carl, those green guys, turns out they didn't do it.

Carl. It's ok. It's cool man. I'm a detective.

Chicks? We're here to solve a mystery, Shake!

Clear the crime scene and let me think!

Come get the things I bought for you while they're nice!

Come on, baby. Come behind the tree and get some sugar!

Come on, we're done.

Come on! Go! Will you just go?!

Come on! Today.

Cuz that's all I need to hear. Come on, they didn't do it.

Dancing is forbidden. It is mystery time we have a case to solve.

Did you see that?

Dingle, engage the rainbow machine!

Do it Frylock, because I said so!

Do no point that fry thing at me. Aw, geez...

Do not move or say anything.

Don't go in my pool.

Doo doo dee doo. Doo doo dee doo.

Everybody likes dancing, Frylock!

Excellent. Another victim falls prey to my brilliant e mail plan.

Feet.

Fine! Aqua Teens assemble cause Frylock baby has to have it!

Flargen, where's it gonna land?

Flargin, he doesn't really look like he has any money...

Flip flops? What is this!?

For rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns,

Forward this to 20 people or we will burn your brain from the inside.

Frylock, burn the rabbit down.

Frylock, find out what kind of acid dissolves meat.

Frylock, send Carl to work!

Frylock, were you?

Gentlemen, I have created... this thing.

Gentlemen. Vegetables have threaten man for generations.

Get away from that, I call that one. That pile's mine as well.

Get away from that, I call that one. That pile's mine as well.

Get out of my freaking pool!

Get rid of him!

GO DOWN TO THE DAMN PARK!!

Go down to the park and step into the rainbow and you'll be rich with gold!

Go to the bank.

God! That'll take a thousand hours!

Gold? Come on! Let's go get the gold!

Good going, Meatwad. You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy.

Good morning, Carl. How's it going?

Good Morning, Frylock, how you doing?

Good Morning, Meatwad.

Good question. I told you we needed to be doing this in Antwerp, Flargin.

Hang on, hang on a second, Meatwad.

Have you gotten any estimates?

He doesn't even have pockets. Look, he's wearing sweatpants.

He told me to get in the freezer 'cause there was a carnival in there.

Here. Take the meat bridge. It's right here.

Hey there, where's the gold there?

Hey, broad, let's date! Come look behind the tree, sweetie baby!

Hey, it's going down.

Hey! hey! hey!

Hmm, it sounds like some sort of internet pyramid mugging scheme.

How close are we to avenging the death of Carl's car

How did you get back there? That's for sales persons only.

How ya doin there, bozo. Give me the gold.

I am the lord of illusions.

I don't think we need to do that. He's just dancing.

I done told you, I work out of the home. Now stop with the freak beam!

I found it.

I got freezer burn and I got mushed up against that chicken...

I got this e mail to go to the park

I have called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe.

I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?

I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare.

I know this game. This is how they get you.

I know, the mystery of where the women are, right?

I know.

I leave for 45 minutes and this is what happens?

I like the length. Makes me look a little wild.

I live here.

I need to go back to the lab.

I scheduled this day off over two weeks ago. I made a memo.

I thought you said a woman did it.

I wanna get back there. Get me back there.

I was not put on this earth to listen to meat.

I will be the one asking the questions.

I wonder who killed Carl's car.

I work out of the home.

I'm about to cannonball What is THIS?

I'm analyzing the scent.

I'm beatiful!

I'm starting to get a cramp.

In the filter, and then beavers would come and eat me

Indigo is right across the street from here. Ok?

Is it real gold? Because it's leaving like a little greenish streak on my lid.

Is just attracting a bunch of goobers.

Isn't that something to be very proud of.

It has nothing to do with this! What's the matter with you.

It is the scent of jealousy. Clearly.

It smells to me like perfume.

It was murdered by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive.

It works! I am one can short of a 6 pack.

It's a perfume counter! Obviously, a woman did it! Now let's go!

It's clear to me that meteors have destroyed Carl's car.

It's not just for shoes! It's... it's...

Jealousy is the motivation! Wake the Meatwad!

Just save it for the judge bec... Is that gold? It IS gold!

Keep going the way you're going. Oh, yeah. Keep going. Brilliant.

Keep pressing it. Keep pressing it!

Let's do it tomorrow. It's supposed to snow tomorrow.

Let's go! Let's go! He's gonna kill us!

Let's go. They don't have nothing. It's like a flea market threw up in there.

Look at my freaking car. It is crushed to bejesus and back.

Look here, gnome, I'll save you the trouble. Screw this. I'm outta here.

Look it up on the internet.

Look Meatwad. This is Carl's pool, not yours.

Look, I have a brain. I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet.

Look, I told you when we met that I was not a leprechaun,

Look, I want to go back to ball shape. I don't like being a man.

Look, I'm a meat bouy.

Look, that rabbit is the thing that killed Carl's car and we need to stop it.

Look, that's the rainbow from Carl's e mail!

Look, we did not do it!

Look, you go find him. He don't yell at you.

Make us one from the sky. I command it!

Man, everybody knows meat don't sleep!

Man, who would be stupid enough to check this out?

Man, your car is messed up. How are you going to get to work, Carl?

Master Shake said it would dissolve me, and then I would get clogged

Maybe now...

Meat bridge? No.

Meteors did it! That'll be 20 dollars.

My fry dar is picking up some very small brain activity.

My Frydar is picking up an unusual scent off Carl's car.

My hair heater!

No way in hell!

No! Don't do that!

No. We'll do it now.

Noooooooo!

Normal?! You're not even Irish!

Now bring me my large french perfume

Now come over here and slip on it if you dare, rabbit.

Now you feel pretty don't you?

Now you know too much! Turn on the machine!

Oh good, you're back. Tell me you got those little green guys.

Oh you like it? It's new.

Oh, look at me Frylock! I'm beautiful.

Oh, no!

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. Good morning to you there, Mr. food monster, this is hows it's going.

Oh! The dream house we've always dreamed about!

Ok. Heres the plan.

Ok. That'll be 20 dollars.

Oooh. Hey, Frylock look at this!

Or a job or a wallet.

Or we could just get a new roomate.

Ow my hip! My hip...

Phew, this sure is relaxing, Frylock.

Polished up before the night clubs open.

Quickly Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work?

Really, that is awful. Let's go get some ice cream.

Rich beyond my wildest imagination.

Seems kinda stupid doing this whole thing for shoes.

Seriously, I do command it.

Shake aren't you even curious about the hole in the wall,

Shake, did you see that?

Shake, we need to go down to the park and find out what's going on.

Shake. You know you don't have a bathroom, baby

Shake... Power... Activate!

SHHH! I'm trying to sleep,

Shouldn't we get going on this mystery?

Shut your deformed mouth, Meatwad, before I nail it shut.

Slow down, Meatwad! You'll get us all killed!

So in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and night clubs

So that the real rainbow will come and...

So we need to get back so I can get this baby

So what you're saying is this is a mystery and we gotta go solve it, right?

So you're the ones sending all those e mails,

So, all we need to do is dream and a rainbow will come out and capture people

So, what now, Shake?

Some little guy kicked my head in and took my chain.

Soon, we will have enough treasure to rule all of New Jersey.

Stand back and I shall destroy him!

Stay out of my pool!

That Afro pick? Yes! And it's mine. I called it! Get away!

That could be a clue.

That I was from Rhode Island, and that I was half Korean

That machine was here when we got here.

That thing I created, it's gone!

That's what y'all get when y'all mess with then Aqua Teens.

The case is solved.

The case is solved. It was meteors. Meteors did it.

The case is solved. Yeah, right.

The grant? What is that?

The hairy jeans, all that missing

The lights!

The Rabbot! My creation!

The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!

The scent seems to be coming from that mall.

Then for what? This Bananarama tape with no case?

Then I am going down to the store and get a hot rod magazine,

Then maybe you can answer this for me.

Then we shall solve this mystery and make 20 dollars!

There wasn't no carnival, it was a damn freezer.

There's no girls here at all, I don't understand it.

They are? That's right, they ARE! That's why I got here first.

Things is looking shady for the Aqua Teens!

This is a fun pool. I do like splashing.

This is a good beat, why ain't you dancing?

To go into town and buy us food. Isn't that right?

Uh, Dr. Weird? I thought that grant was for something to like cure diseases...

Uh, Shake. We swam enough now, haven't we?

Uh, this is... Wait! You said the park? I have a plan!

Um, Dr. Weird...

Um, Dr. Weird...

Wait a second, did you say you didn't do it?

Wait, are those roller skates? Those ARE roller skates!

Wait, Meatwad. We need to find him.

Wait. I got that same e mail, Carl.

Watch out y'all. Shake got a plan to catch all you perpetrators.

We had nothing to do with it.

We really scored big on that one, didn't we, buddy?

We shall solve the mystery from Carl's Pool.

We should of gone to the dry cleaners. Chicks love to clean.

Well what about this chain?

Well you're never gonna be a man with the way you act.

Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab.

Well, fine. Don't take the meat bridge.

Well, hoorah. Now I have to go to the bathroom.

Well, I gotta go. See ya later.

Well, I'm sure he has some decent tennis shoes.

Well, Merle. You know you don't have to be part of this plan.

Well, quit hovering. I am the leader!

Well, yeah, but... but wait!

What about all this treasure?

What are you doing? What's taking so long? Why are we still here?

What did I say? No money, no job, no taste.

What do their shoes look like?

What happened to my freaking car?!

What has science done?!

What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about. That's not a crime!

What in the hell is that? Ya know, this whole plan

What sort of twisted fiend would need this much hair growth formula.

What? What did I just tell you?

What's that around your little straw thing there, dangling, like it's yours?

Whatever, just follow it. Come on! The scent! Do it!

Where are we going?

Who could have penetrated my impenetrable fortress?

Who could have penetrated my impenetrable fortress?

Who is that? Who's here?

Who is that? Who's here?

Who who who whoa! Wake up, Meatwad!

Whoa, ouch.

Whoa! No! No! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna... Oh, no!

Whoever killed Carl's car was smelling real good.

Why are these jeans all covered in hair?

Why is anything anything? That is the style from L.A.

With this laptop,

Wonderful. While we're on the topic,

Yeah, but I'm the only one that looks normal enough to

Yeah, here come the gold!

Yeah, I do like it. I liked it when I bought it.

Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?

Yeah, man. He took his brain out. It's cool.

Yeah, well don't go, okay?

Yeah. Yeah I'll do that.

Yes, fat man, this IS how we get you!

Yes, Meatwad, that's what we're doing.

Yes, they escaped because you were trying to frame them.

Yes, where you should have a brain there's a cavity that keeps you afloat.

Yes. Playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool.

Yoo hoo, I'm rich!

You call this frisbee treasure? It's bent! This is crap! Where's the gold?

You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you want.

You don't need a machine to make a rainbow.

You don't want the werewolf to see you swimming. He will get jealous.

You get away from that. That's an emergency exit

You know what, Shake? Do go. You'll have fun.

You mean right her... whoa!

You want to get us all killed? Because you're gonna do it.

You wear your good shoes!

You.... shut up! Just.. just turn on the machine!

You'll be the one to go to prison. Not us!

You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing.

You're both yo yos! Shut up, ya yo yos.

You're really sick, Shake, you know that?

You're right, Shake. Good work.

You're scaring away all the babes with your fluids and diseases.

Alright! I want some jeans! I'm the one that wants some jeans!

Aw, Jesus! Don't do that! Next time you come to the park, fat man,

Can I go swimming? But he's committed to give us 20 dollars.

Can I go swimming? So what I propose we do

Candies. Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming?

down here? Nooooooo!

Go get a trap. I didn't bring no trap.

Gold! I'm rich! Shake, no!

Great, he's alive! Damn it.

hair growth formula? No, I don't think so

Hey, can I get my jambox? Maybe later.

Hey, Carl. Great, we got the fry man up there.

Hey, um... Behold!

Hey, um... Behold!

Hi, Master Shake. Meatwad, what are you doing in my pool?

I'm gonna go get my jambox! No, Meatwad! Not the jambox!

In fact, what happened... Stow it, pee wee, I heard it all before.

is to spend that money now. Can I go swimming?

It is perfume. Didn't think so.

Look, a Bananarama tape! That's mine! Drop it where you are!

Meatwad! What? What's going on?

No feet! Yeah, that's right, ass. No feet.

No feet! No feet! Hang on, Dingle.

Now look. Can I go swimming?

Now roll on over here. No, I'm not.

Now set the trap, Frylock! Trap? What trap?

Now you said... Oh, no! What's this...

Oh, my ribs. What happened?

Right next to my hand. I ain't done nothing to you!

RUN!!! Oh great, now they're gone, Shake.

Send Carl to the home, then! To the home!

Shake, we found you! Yes, that's... amazing.

Shut up, Meatwad. Let go of me!

Sorry. Way to go. Way to go.

That's not what we're doing. Frylock!

The hair salon. Yes.

Uh... Shut up. Behold! The Rabbot!

What about it? Look, it's glinting in the sunlight.

What is it? I don't know. Stand over here.

What is this, a frisbee? Get away from our precious treasure!

What just happened? That rainbow just took Shake away!

What kind of a plan is this?! You're absolutely right.

What trap you talking about? Come on!

What? I mean, in theory, 'cause we didn't do it.

Whoa! Aaagh!

Why do you keep pressing it? I'm not doing anything.

Wow! Ohhh, good.

Yeah, thanks Shake. Thanks a lot, buddy. Take care, I'll be back in an hour.

You broke it! Prepare to die!

You heard him. Your dead punk! Dead!

You ok? Does it look like I'm ok?

Get ready! Oh, great.

'Cause that rainbow through me all over the place and then

'cause they got the chicks with the boobs on there.