Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 3 Edit

A bi... why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?

A body needs nutrients.

A little tart, but you could fix that...

A load?! What could you possibly have in there?

A message, comma, Err, not a messenger.

A prowler broke in here...

A totally different Hulk that we made up.

A true warrior would have jumped on it like a beast...

A zombie

Aagh!

Aagh! I know not what I didith!

Aagh! You shot my arm!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Ow! Aah!

Aah! I'm sorry, Gee Whiz! Forgiveth me!

Aah! Suck on this!

About a duck in a bar.

About reversing the rays on the microwave?

About the woman having sex with a bee?

Acceptable!

Acceptable!

After the Gatlin Brothers concert...

After these messages.

After they've been drinking.

Ah, come on, Shake.

Ah, it feels good to stretch my legs.

Ah! God!

Aha!

Aha! The treaties only go up to 103

Ain't got... up there, man. It's the moon.

Alert him to the fact...

All gone. Start up the chainsaw.

All I read are the zeros on my paycheck.

All over town for you guys?

All prime directives have been achieved by 4:00.

All right, all right!

All right, all right!

All right, all right. Fine. What kind of crazy...

All right, all right. Whatever.

All right, come over here, boys.

All right, crybaby. Tears can dry.

All right, everyone, just stand back...

All right, look, let's just go with something simple first.

All right, now put on your e helmet.

All right, one more.

All right, stop. This is my shirt...

All right, we'll work a deal, but you gotta promise me.

All right, well, you know...

All right, wh whatever you say.

All right, whoa.

All right, you see the homeless guy...

All right! That was incred...

All right! We went... damn it! What the hell's your problem?

All right. Fine. The money's in there.

All right. Hang on.

All right. Here you go. Drink this.

All right. Here's something simple.

All right. Is that it? Has he been faced?

All right. Just plug that in and let me think about it.

All right. Just step back, please.

All right. Look, for the record...

All right. Phil from Killyourself.

All right. What about this one? A year later, you were a cow...

All you get in there is, "Wah, wah, wah!"

Alone, in a pile of your own filth.

Although not nearly as funny...

Amazing.

And a banana suit, too.

And a four year old would definitely run from this.

And a handkerchief and a chapstick...

And all I hear from you is...

And as you can see...

And asking for wrong information.

And barks at them to... to get nude.

And blow it... over there.

And brings home the... ice cream!

And buy yourself a real damn pizza!

And called out to him with my brainwaves.

And didn't reek of fluids. I mean..

And digested, so it can battle hunger and taste good.

And do this job there..

And don't go out and get knocked up...

And Donna took Pancho's body to the bean wizard.

And edumacationist for my brain...

And etch in your mother... forehead!

And forced your cupcakes in my mouth...

And gave Spider Man his powers and stuff.

And he got a stone cold groove

And he needs to be resituated every three hours.

And he says that he's too crazy to go on much longer this way.

And he says that he's too crazy to go on much longer this way.

And he snipped the nose hair from her breathing cavities.

And he snipped the nose hair from her breathing cavities.

And he still won't stop!

And he's kicking it... elderly school

And her name is Wear a hat made out of foil.

And how long have you two lovely people been married?

And I could get them to bite into my neck...

And I don't know how he did it.

And I don't know if it's the song...

And I done got a bun in it. Hee hee hee.

And I get slapped.

And I keep getting these freakin' e mails.

And I know we've all asked ourselves that...

And I need that chip, Meatwad, one way or the other.

And I open my mouth, in a helpful way...

And I want to know what he's up to.

And I want to win that rain poncho.

And I will tear ass all over their galaxy...

And I'll make it happen!

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm a Taurus

And I'm afraid you might be infected by hypnogerms.

And I'm going through a lot of... right now...

And I'm going to lie down.

And I'm looking for Holden McGroyne.

And I'm not the best guy in the world, you know.

And if I remember correctly, he wants a wooden train.

And if I see him, I'll leave it for him.

And if you think I got that from Star Trek...

And inject me into Meatwad so I can get that chip.

And it had Lance Henriksen?

And it will change the way you think and live forever.

And it's all free.

And it's always night on the moon.

And it's covered with hypnogerms!

And it's heavy as hell.

And it's really not the high end model.

And it's two months past due.

And keep your little ass in line.

And let him use the internet, he'll shoot me.

And let me find some chicks and upgrade their butts...

And let Meatwad and I enjoy the exhibit, OK?

And made Frylock blow the door off that truck stop bathroom...

And make this a foot long.

And max... oh, there you are.

And maybe Immigration would like to know about this.

And maybe prank us and order us a bunch of pizzas?

And most of the second quarter.

And now for the first time, instructional video.

And now he gets surprises! Yippidy doo!

And now he says if you don't leave the room...

And now you say you don't know?

And now you will pay it.

And now you're gonna say it smells like ass.

And people are seeing the face of Je... uh, you know who.

And please bring a side of wings while we wait.

And please bring a side of wings while we wait.

And prepare to make history.

And Satan will send me back here as something worse.

And so the bean zombie terrorized the countryside...

And so, she was imprisoned in the flabby epiglottis...

And somehow, someone gets a Ferrari.

And start working at a job.

And sued his ass for custody of them.

And that goes on forever.

And that was for you, and you threw it out.

And that was the last Donna ever saw of Pancho...

And that's why most of the dead...

And that's you, so go ahead.

And the beans drove the hypnogerms...

And the fate of the entire galaxy

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the girlies want to scream

And the instructional video... Hiw ti Wirk Stickers.

And the other, which is a vampire, is impossible.

And the smell does not come off, Fryman.

And then I could become immortal.

And then I made them get divorced.

And then I'm gonna so hose him... Ha ha ha!

And then if something goes down, which it will...

And then not cash any of your friggin' checks!

And then tell me about it afterwards.

And then the doll was a robot...

And then we're gonna get to see the first look at...

And then, you know...

And then... you know, we do something with it.

And they're claiming to be healed.

And this is MC Pee Pants. He's come back again.

And this is the check?

And this is us at dinner right before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.

And this is what I get... food service?

And those EMTs ain't gonna want to be..

And totally trench their galaxy!

And try to cross the freeway.

And turning it off is simply not an option.

And view Egypt's pathetic and ignorant attempt...

And we ain't even done the eastern seaboard yet.

And we don't respond to threats.

And we won't have to vote you out of office, lowly scumbag!

And when he reached the top...

And who's this with you? Rrrrowrrr!

And you are in direct violation of Space Treaty 109.

And you are not abusing it properly.

And you have no right to talk to her that way.

And you know that.

And you make him delicious sugary energy shakes...

And you're a disgusting perv for having it.

And you're just giving 'em out? How much is gum?

Andale, andale!

Any chance you were gonna...

Any larger than a chicken?

Any more chocolate in there?

Anybody without a gun and a knife...

Anything for the future of the moon.

Anyway, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one...

Apparently there's some billboard in town...

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Are the only known enemy to the hypnogerm.

Are you feeling any sort of, like, melting sensation?

Are you in my brain? Get out of my brain!

Are you kidding me?

Are you legal? Rrowww!

Are you serious?

Are you serious? You own that?! No frickin' way!

Arise, arise!

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken.

Arise, chicken. Arise.

Arise!

Arise!

Arise!

Arise!

As I jam that helmet right into your brain!

As soon as you...

At a cellular phone.

At one time or another, right?

At the old folks' home.

Aw, hell no! No! No, Shake.

Aw, hell.

Aw, homey. Why do you got to play me like that?

Aw, man. I thought we cut that out.

Aw, you won already. What do you want to do?

Away from you... the television viewer.

Aww, come on, man! Fry man, shoot this jackass.

Aww, that's so cute. You want to compare rays. OK.

Ay, gross! From your nose?

Ay, gross! From your nose?

Ay, miis Dii!

Ay, que deliciisi.

Barrier to...

Bean and germ must never mate

Beans are invading from the west!

Because he spits on them and calls them harlots...

Because he thought he knew someone...

Because he was the prowler.

Because he, like, sleeps during the day

Because he's not supposed to be out in the sunlight.

Because I am smart, boy.

Because I told you that to your face with my mouth.

Because it does smell like ass, man.

Because it smells like lotion and doo doo here.

Because Ken is coming by...

Because of her love for one overweight bean.

Because of standards and practices.

Because she's divorced and she gets full custody.

Because something's got to be up with this.

Because that never happened!

Because this is my skin now.

Because we're gonna get tattoos...

Because you know it's mine.

Because you need to get out there...

Because you said you couldn't wait for the bathroom key?

Because you're not even here.

Because, you see, that chip?

Bees? Did you get the link I sent you...

Before he signs on his movies?

Before it got banned

Before it went straight up to $99.99.

Before it went straight up to $99.99.

Before someone gets his... in gear...

Being presented in such a crude manner.

Bend over, slaves!

Besides, there are sanitation issues.

Big bitch, get away from my socks!

Bigger than a chicken?

Billy.

Billywitchdoctor. com work mostly in chicken.

Billywitchdoctor. com...

Bingo! Now do it.

Biznatch.

Blow up the comet, save all the dinosaurs...

Boo!

Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!

Boston's More Than a Feeling?

Both, preferably. I'll take one. Whatever.

Bow down before him, for he is our lord.

Bowel trouble, y'all, stool settle

Boy, I haven't bitch slapped someone since Tucson.

Boy, there's a lot of those

Boy, we are... Oh, no, he did not do that!

Boy, you crazy. Sit down a spell.

Brains!

Bullcrap this is.

Burned!

Burned! I'm the Insult Master!

But at night, he feeds.

But didn't you say..

But don't you need, like, a piece of his body...

But he smells like lotion and doo doo.

But he was a king, and he did live in a Graceland of sorts.

But he's kind of gotten tired of Video Ouija.

But how? How will I ever get free?

But I do need you to sign it right now.

But I don't play that way. I'm not that way!

But I got Pac Man fever. Feel my head.

But I guess you don't have one of these.

But I still handle his messages.

But I think I'll just stick with my cell phone.

But I think that this is Jeffy's place.

But I thought you said it was free.

But I want food for my mouth.

But I want more girth.

But I... I don't want to.

But I'll touch your food all day long with it.

But I'm gonna have a demon do it because I'm very tired.

But I'm kind of getting a bad headache.

But I'm not talking to you...

But isn't there anything you can do?

But isn't there anything?

But it ain't 'cause of that reason you said!

But it also text messages.

But it could be called the "Carl"...

But it is also cool as crap. You ought to get one.

But it says "Craps".

But it was good. So give me another.

But it wasn't that.

But it works for what I need it for, which is really nothing.

But just think. What about Meatwad?

But look at that check. We're gonna cash it.

But my brain has transmitted a better idea.

But no telling what I'm gonna want later.

But nobody makes it past level three.

But not the Marvel comic Hulk...

But not to the check cashing place.

But now, regrettably...

But one day...

But so they can get that Gorgotron killed...

But that was the button.

But that's what I come out with.

But this gives me the power to know it all.

But we could only afford one of these...

But we're detectives, remember?

But we're OK now, no thanks to you.

But you don't even know what this does yet.

But you look like a mother... idiot.

But you said that you know it all.

But you... I know you're on drugs.

But you... you ain't got a wristwatch.

But you've been very good this week...

But, Father!

But, Father...

But, Father...

But, uh, that would never work.

But, um, where would it be located?

By "younger," you mean gay. I'm gay looking.

By following the rules...

Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

Can be inserted into a microbot...

Can I ask a question, master?

Can I do that? I mean, are they cool with vampires?

Can I have some Imodium A D?

Can I show you something real quick?

Can we keep 'em?

Can we stop holding hands in Fairyland here?

Can you handle it?

Can you read that? Or should I try a different font?

Can't you just see the applications?

Carl, can you move?

Carl, it's just a séance.

Carl, no, help me! We got bees here!

Carl, this is so sweet

Carl, what are you doing?

Carl, will you listen to me?

Carl!

Carlito wants his hand back.

Carlos!

Carried me here like a thousand rivers, mang.

Cash our check, and you will get...

Challenging yet nutritious.

Check it out, man. I'm a bat, man.

Check it out! I'm screwing up his little game.

Check me out. I got... I got fangs.

Chicken, arise.

Chicken, arise.

Chicken...

Chill, Err, chill.

Cime Visit Me, Dawg in Transylvania, yo?

Classic comeback!

Classic comeback!

Clean the Shake stew out of my pool?

Cliff hasn't been all right since the Lunar War.

Cliff hasn't been all right since the Lunar War.

Come before 7:00, that's when they close the blinds

Come get the bacon, you know what I mean?

Come here! Ah!

Come in here, and get it.

Come on over here and give Little Brittle some props.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, dawg. Stay with me, dawg.

Come on, Fry man. I'd never hurt you.

Come on, just one more dead person, please?

Come on, man, y'all know that... is funny.

Come on, now, you know how this is gonna end.

Come on, Shake.

Come on, Sheila. Let's blow.

Come on, use your head.

Come on, you can do it.

Come on. I'm tired of messing around. Put me in there!

Come out and play with me!

Come, we shall acquire it without permission from Cliff.

Commode. Commode! Elvis!

Complete with logo.

Complete with logo.

Congratulations! You're our new contestant!

Congratulations. You're the Moonmaster

Congratulations. You're the Moonmaster.

Convection... oven...

Could you pa... cash my paycheck?

D D D Dancing is forbidden

D D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D D Dancing is forbidden

D Dancing is forbidden

Damn it!

Damn it! Why did you hang up on me?

Damn, don't you have any other games?

Damn, that's a good game...

Damn! Everything I say.

Damn! That is some kind of magic T shirt

Damn. Let your hair down.

Damn. They put him up there?

Damn. What's he doing?

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dan Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dancing is forbidden

Dear Gee Whiz...

Dearest Meatwad, turn on that dumb game...

Definitely!

Deliciously. How's it work? What's the object?

Derek. Grody Derek.

Did he get in any trouble? Did he break something?

Did he see you?

Did I hear a ding? Get back in the magic house!

Did it just disappear?

Did you bring a pen with you?

Did you give them the money already?

Did you just do what I think you did?

Did you not hear a word I just said...

Did you see it move?

Did you see Little Brittle?

Didn't connect with today's youth.

Didn't I tell you to call me?!

Die. Die, all of you.

Died and went to "H" on the "C".

Died on the "C".

Directives will be achieved.

Disgusting. That's what we do here?

Do a search for free pizza.

Do he have his daddy's beard? I want him to have red hair.

Do I know y'all?

Do we know a Holden McGroyne?

Do what you do best... act stupid and follow me.

Do what?!

Do you even have it on?

Do you even know how people get pregnant?

Do you like to do the treadmill?

Do you realize that now this chip...

Do you see that tiny pathetic star up there?

Do you think I can hear very well with this on?

Do you, uh... you do birthdays or..

Do you?

Do...

Do... do I know you?

Does he have hidden in his lyrics this time, huh?

Does he live there? Ha ha.

Does it look like it?

Does that freaking book say anything about flaming arrows?

Doesn't mean you can't still be prepared.

Doing this out of the house?

Doing this out of the house.

Don't even have a clue. You know what?

Don't listen to him

Don't move, man.

Don't play with me, fat man!

Don't say it.

Don't squeeze the pancake batter

Don't talk about it. Just do it.

Don't tell me he's dead

Don't tell me you don't remember that.

Don't try to get up. You need to rest and...

Don't turn your back to it.

Don't what?

Don't you know how much this is for, 'cause I do not!

Don't you talk ugly to me.

Don't... with me, Err.

Donna, shh! Callete, niña.

Donna's heart was shattered.

Down near the butt of the gun, all Ted Nugent looking.

Dracula called, and... he's coming tonight.

Drag this frickin' thing across the lawn?

Drink you some water... like the dog you are?

Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star

Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star

Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star

Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star

Driving in my car

Driving in my car

Driving in my car

Driving in my car, living like a star

Driving in my car, living like a star

Driving in my car, living like a star

Driving in my car, living like a star

Dudes!

Dumb ass, world dominating plan...

Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny.

Easy, easy now, Little B

Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist!

Eh, getting there

Emit from the Tragic Castles which I now reside

Err, please stop fueling my silent rage.

Every time there's a party at the frat house.

Everybody do it. Arise!

Everyone from space knows that.

Everyone, OK?!

Exercise is for women

Faced with microscopic size limitations?

False prophets flying around here...

Far up his ass!

Fecal matter. Stool sample.

Feel more comfortable with chicken.

Fine.

First off, you're a ma...

First, we must train you.

First, you must pass that which is unpassable

Fix what..

Flaming arrows are gonna come flying out of there.

Fly! He's backing up! Come on!

For a one time charge, get your name placed...

For a thousand years.

For a thousand years..

For a thousand years..

For carrying all this stuff.

For just two seconds?

For like 3 hours. Boring.

For me to think of, but you can't...

For suggesting anything to us... now and forever.

For the first quarter of this year...

For the ghost baby's cranky

For two weeks later...

Fortunately for her...

Freakin' awesome!

Friends, relations...

Friggin'... oh. My hair. My hair!

From all them sleeping pills Shake swallowed.

Frylock and I'm on top

Frylock and I'm on top

Frylock and I'm on top

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop

Frylock, get me out of here.

Frylock, he's touching it.

Frylock, I am completely serious here...

Frylock, order the intelligent helmet immediately.

Frylock, would you like to see some of the messages...

Frylock, you don't have a nose, either.

Fryman, I am so sorry...

Gee Whiz is American? Oh, that's awesome!

Gee whiz.

Gee Whiz. Don't you see his face? It's right there.

Germ Master!

Get a high power, six figure job.

Get away from me! You're trying to kill me!

Get back there o and cash o the check o, amigo!

Get his ass out of bed and get him on this thing.

Get his wallet.

Get it? Brat... thirst? You got to drink the sausage.

Get lost. Like you never thought of it.

Get out of my way

Get the... out of here.

Get the... out of my way.

Get them on the space feed at once!

Get up, you freakin' jerkoff.

Get with me after this.

Getting hot in here.

Give a crap about who you're giving them to.

Give him a hug, Meatwad.

Give him three seconds now.

Give me some relish. And mustard, too.

Go back into prehistoric times...

Go forth to the washroom and work for my health...

Go on, Meatwad. He's happy to see you.

Go over it at your own pace. No pressure

Go see if they're open.

Go. Without me.

Golly willickers, fellas.

Gonna blow him up!

Good morning. I'll have me two Steak umms.

Good plan. How is that different from what I said?

Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American!

Gorgotron repellent, Miinmaster stickers...

Got a lot of work to do...

Gracias.

Great to hear. Yummy, too.

Great, another whack job. Hey, Gee Whiz! Can you fly?

Great, that's gonna harden now.

Great! Did you hear that, Meatwad?

Great! Now, run inside the house before it rains. Hurry up

Great. We'll start a zoo. Super.

Green is the new pink in warrior shorts.

Guess I was wrong about Little Brittle.

Guess.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Poop.

Ha ha ha ha! You're so cool.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Aagh!

Ha ha ha! One down, two to go!

Ha ha ha! What? I got things to do here.

Ha ha! Arise!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Yeah. Oh, man.

Ha! Hey! Let's play hide and seek, Meatwad!

Ha. It's my package.

Hail Mary time.

Hang on, Carl. Just give me a second.

Has an intruder entered the Ouija realm?

Have what on? What are you...

Have you seen how he eats? It's disgusting.

He could leap out at you at any minute.

He doesn't even look at it anymore, he just shovels it in.

He doesn't live here. You have the wrong number

He don't like cupcakes too much...

He done pulled this out of my ear!

He flipped a switch, bad wiring lights him on fire.

He gets sores. That's why he says in his song...

He got a lot carried away.

He has a friend that made over $2 million...

He has a gun, you know.

He has never been there.

He is correct, but we can offer you this..

He just sort of played with my insecurities.

He just wants friends. He's old and lonely...

He looked in his long lost lover's eyes and said...

He looked just like Ted Nugent in there.

He looks like Ted Nugent.

He met a younger, more illegal bean...

He probably had to put a bag over your head and think of me.

He raps about that on side two.

He said no, Err... with his foot

He says... he says, "Do it anyway".

He wants you to hug him, see?

He'll be here all alone in the crisper.

He'll just yank one out of midair 'cause he's a..

He's already lost his. I'm lookin' at you, big boy.

He's at the prom.

He's been shot in the head.

He's been sleeping for three freakin' days straight!

He's dead to the world.

He's down on the farm, if you know what I mean.

He's got all these ideas. He don't tell me none of them!

He's got food in there. He'll be fine. What?

He's in love. Shoot him in the head

He's never been there!

He's not in my contact list.

He's probably fallen prey...

He's pulling your chain!

He's right.

He's right.

He's talking to the basketball. What the...?

He's that fire breathing Easter egg come out of my mind.

He's, uh, enhancing himself.

Head shot. Rampage. Killing spree.

Heaven in my head!