Scrubs - Season 8 Edit

A bit of a breakdown about his cancer.

A cappella music is, how to put this delicately?

A Chief of Medicine working one on one with a patient?

A couple of guest appearances up in here.

A giant oak tree fell on the restaurant.

A gruff, insensitive teacher.

A helpless, vapid, incompetent ass kisser.

A hungry seabird pooed on my shirt.

A little bit, but...

A little lemonade.

A little less nauseous about you, and then I found this thing stuck

A little more qualified to talk about hate anyway.

A mistake was made.

A nurse is gonna come by and take some more blood work.

A patient once complained that his room wasn't clean,

A pre excitation of the ventricle

A relationship evolved.

A word.

Aah! That's why he's always asking me if I'm comfortable around oxen.

About an hour in, I realize it's a dude, messing with me.

About how to treat him. He's a potato.

About just how little I care about any given moment

About some changes in your medication.

About the human heart.

About what?

About whether you and I would always be doctors.

About who or what I nailed tonight should tell you how serious I am.

About your pasty, white love life?

About your relationship, all we have to do is

Actually, Dr. Cox, you need to look over the JAYCO paperwork

Actually, he's Mr. Dorian.

Actually, I didn't get to that chapter yet.

Actually, I don't remember the ass kisser part.

Actually, I normally get paid twice this.

Actually, I think I'm going to need Dr. Reid and Dr. Dorian here

Actually, I'm getting pretty serious with the Hendersons.

Actually, I'm not. See, this stuff has become so mundane to me

Actually, I'm thinking about going.

Actually, it was a she.

Actually, sir, we young people are more into texting these days.

Actually, speaking of favors,

Actually, that's not a perfect example,

Actually, that's wasn't unexpected, but this was...

Actually, the interferon joke was sort of funny.

Actually, they already found someone.

Actually, they do. That was a lie.

Actually, yeah, Dr. Cox is here.

Actually, you know what, stay if you want to.

Admit it, Katie never had a chance with you because she's a girl.

Admit it!

Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!

Admittedly, getting rid of Maddox is a Board issue.

After a failed career as a recording artist.

After all, it's her daughter. So I decided not to talk to her.

After Buffalo Bills tight end

After that, it's all about the people that you let into your life,

Afternoon power walk coming through.

Ah, he's finally gone. Talk about making a big deal over nothing, you know?

Ah, I love you, Donny. Muffin, please.

Ah, never mind.

Ah, thanks. I worked on it.

Ah, to hell with it.

Ah, you seem like you need it.

Ah!

Ah.

Alive until she got here. Can you please help?

All better, little man.

All in favor of hands to yourself? All opposed?

All our times have come

All right, admittedly, he's not psyched about that,

All right, children, tomorrow morning

All right, Craig. Your CAT scan showed enlarged lymph nodes,

All right, Denise, here's the deal.

All right, Denise, I'm going to kick your butt with scut work for a while,

All right, Derek, the trick to this

All right, Donald.

All right, Dr. Cox. Ridiculous name by the way.

All right, guys, I'm gonna introduce you to a new intern now. This is Derek Hill.

All right, I am not a strong public speaker,

All right, I'm partial to the one with tiny wings and the flowers in her hair.

All right, listen, I want you to run some renal function tests on Mr. Hicks.

All right, Robyn, here's the deal. The last time you were here

All right, Steve. I'll...

All right, then. It is now time to join these two as only the Creator can.

All right, welcome to the second international meeting of the Brain Trust.

All right, well, then, we'll just have a vacation.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let me know if you need anything.

All right. Thanks, Dr. Paulson.

All righty.

All that matters is that you leave it there.

All the energy's in you. I'm just opening the channels.

All the interns are going out for drinks. Do you wanna come?

All the signs point to anorexia.

All we can do is wait and hope for the best.

All you can think about is the fact that I think you're a weak person?

All your health issues were from malnourishment.

Allow me.

Already did it.

Also, I got Mr. Swick to admit he actually ate fertilizer.

Also, if you ever even touch J.D.,

Although now he prefers "Kevin."

Although, once she had a nightmare that the coma patient woke up

Always ended up hurting more than I thought.

Always think diabetes first.

Always use your non cutting hand.

Am I gonna have a office this fancy when I'm the Chief of Surgery?

Am I magical enough for this to happen

Am I not doing as well as the other interns?

Am I supposed to give him a job

Am I wrong to not hire Gandhi?

Amazing.

Amy, who gave us a doily for our wedding,

An endoscopy's a really painful, invasive procedure.

An intern shouldn't have to convince a wife to let her husband die.

And "five" being something that still makes me want to cut myself.

And a deep, wet tongue kiss right back at you.

And action.

And actually made love afterwards.

And addressing staff and patient complaints,

And after everything we went through, if I'm still just another student to him,

And after work, I got in my car

And all she ever wanted to do was cut hair.

And all the different things you had to do

And all you can muster is a little chuckle?

And apologize for Rusty, my imaginary Akita.

And are perfectly happy. We're the opposite of married.

And as a reward for the effort, you get the gentleman in bed three.

And as I rounded that corner, they all came at me

And as my mind drifted to faces I've seen here before,

And as the rest of your organs begin to fail,

And at the top of the charts, as always, "What about my feelings?"

And beat her to death with pool cues.

And blow off some steam, this place will eventually crush you.

And both say something nice about each other?

And call an emergency meeting of the Brain Trust. Island style.

And Carla was so busy being a mom...

And change begets more change.

And check it, the blood splashed on my scrubs,

And check out my hobby shop?

And check this out.

And complained about something I would automatically say "no."

And cut!

And declared me an "enemy of the ocean,"

And discuss the NICU issue on Thursday then.

And do you want to know why I'm a mommy all the time?

And do you...

And don't let those idiots in Radiology hold you up.

And don't you dare try to kick box me.

And done. We are the hell out of here.

And drag people up into trees

And earlier I heard him use the phrase, back in the day.

And Elliot, I told you to move stuff in

And even all that talking didn't make death any easier.

And even if he hasn't realized it, this job is changing him already,

And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin, who,

And even, "It's okay to cry."

And even, "It's okay to cry."

And eventually, Katie, everyone here is going to hate you.

And every time I did, I had to have an antihistamine first.

And excuse me for not having a relationship

And explain all your surgical options to you.

And find the courage to tell her how you really feel.

And finding a sea turtle to serve as a ring bearer. Any questions?

And forget it.

And forgot what's wrong with Benjamin, here.

And from now on, whenever I'm in the room,

And George was definitely going soon.

And get past all this weirdness.

And get that fluid out of there?

And guess what? All relationships have drama, okay?

And guess what? My eyes never close.

And had been for the last decade.

And hardly enough to get it right

And have perky boobs.

And have the most bromantic night ever.

And he actually offered me their residency director job.

And he desperately needs someone on the other side

And he knew that there was only one situation where he actually had it.

And he probably won't be with us very much longer

And he said "good" yesterday. I heard him.

And he says, "Man, no one ever says my name right,"

And he slaps me across the face.

And he wanted me to ask you

And he wants to punish himself physically,

And he's got this damn voice in his head

And he's not ready. If he goes home now,

And here's $ 10 to buy some ice cream.

And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re subscribe,

And hiding out in this crappy excuse for a Coffee Bucks.

And his last chest scan showed no new lesions. So...

And his lungs are covered with lesions. He doesn't have a lot of time.

And his tiny surgeon brain will tell him

And honestly it has been talked to death.

And hopefully reduce the body's metabolic demand,

And how many catheters do we normally order?

And how they really are windows to what we're feeling.

And how we can't work the system anymore.

And how you always wanted someone to blame for all those big changes?

And I

And I am still recovering. Honest to God,

And I can tell you they will love you unconditionally if you let them.

And I don't think I'll ever stop appreciating you for that.

And I figured at most they could end up friends.

And I finally tricked Johann in the gift shop

And I get to have her whenever I see fit.

And I got a wife, I got a kid, I got a kid on the way, I got a new job.

And I got it from having sex with you in a pond.

And I had no interest in dating you? What did you do?

And I hated you a great deal.

And I have another one who expects me to work,

And I have been searching through this wonderful book that you gave me,

And I just didn't wanna say anything

And I just end up disappointed.

And I just finally feel so comfortable with you

And I just start to hate myself. Like really, really hate myself.

And I know it's quick, but we're moving in together.

And I know that you're just kidding around,

And I know the idea of change is very exciting for some people,

And I know what's causing it. The future.

And I like prostitutes.

And I like that Sean has a relationship with him, I do.

And I like to think we proved Maddox wrong those next few days.

And I meant it. Then.

And I needed to be looking right into her eyes.

And I never get snapped out.

And I promised myself I was going to be a better father than he was.

And I really regretted it.

And I said, "That's cool, 'cause we're good friends.

And I says to him, I says, "Muh, you got two bigger problems than that.

And I think it's either radiculopathy or a brachial plexus injury.

And I think you should on your own.

And I understand your wife wants to be the donor.

And I wanted to write my name in three different colors.

And I was too intimidated and so I said no.

And I went ahead and chose "actually."

And I won't have to be running around all day.

And I would have loved it!

And I'd prefer it if you put your hand right there, buddy.

And I'll know for sure whether or not she's a jerk.

And I'm damn sure not gonna be stuck in my office all day long.

And I'm going to drive it through your skull. How does that sound?

And I'm gonna go out and see some patients.

And I'm gonna work harder so you don't just think of me as a...

And I'm guessing you didn't hear a word I just said

And I'm impressed 'cause the differences are subtle.

And I'm not leaving until you do.

And I'm not the only one who thinks it, okay?

And I'm predicting, and this is a low end guesstimate,

And I'm really liking being closer to Sam, so I took it

And I'm repelled by the ones I care for deeply.

And I'm standing here asking you to forgive me.

And I'm sure you've set up some elaborate, annoying spectacle.

And I'm very sorry.

And I've waited all night long Now I know what I wanna do

And if any one of us ever want to have another stupid conversation

And if he never complained again, I'd know it wasn't that important

And if I ask her to, she'll get him all worked up

And if I do, it probably won't have

And if I don't start seeing some changes soon,

And if I'm wrong, I'll just apologize again.

And if it seems like I'm uninterested,

And if you don't know the answer, I'm going to take that textbook,

And if you touch me too much, God help me, I will head butt you again.

And if you're wondering why I say "actually,"

And in the coincidence of the day,

And inside is Mr. Belmont holding his own tongue.

And instructions for dancing

And interns who want to save the world.

And intubate him if he starts getting acidotic.

And isn't it nice to say I love you?

And it came at me like a rabid missile!

And it only hurts a little bit.

And it wasn't necessarily who you were as a person.

And it wasn't until you gave up that research paper

And it'll blow up the whole ICU, pretty much killing everybody here.

And it's a ride! A ride with Nemo.

And it's all over.

And it's all thanks to this guy right here.

And it's already number three on Mr. Vaughn's greatest hits!

And it's gonna be the most amazing, crazy night you've ever had.

And it's in the Bahamas. Nobody's going to this thing.

And J.D. Is a mugger who jumps out with a knife.

And just be with each other.

And just let the moment happen.

And just like that, it was as if we were off in our own little world.

And Katie was the first intern to sign the sheet.

And kicking your teeth in.

And landed on the ocean side And he smiled while...

And lastly, let's not forget to get a patient's full history, okay?

And let you do a shot off my butt.

And like can lead to like like And like like can lead to love

And like so. You wanna get it for me?

And made love to you right here.

And made the 37 minute drive to my new home.

And maybe say "smell you later" a little less often,

And maybe tape some glasses to his face,

And most of them are about when you can and cannot kill seals.

And move in together, you know?

And Mr. Stonewater, Huntington's is caused by a faulty gene.

And Mrs. Gallin accepted my apology, so we are coolio.

And Ms. Sullivan, thanks so much for that set up.

And my feelings are very, very hurt.

And my husband dies before me...

And my lie about how I had done it with Mr. Chazznini?

And my lies about my mom, you actually appreciate me for them.

And my life is so empty that I still come here every day

And neither one of us has had any physical contact for months?

And no one but you and Turk even cares that I'm leaving.

And not someone who turned to nursing

And noticed not Mr. Rosell but his daughter showing signs of MS.

And now Dorian is so far ahead of us, you know, career wise.

And now he feels guilty for thinking that thought

And now I resent you so much for having a baby with J.D.

And now I'm sleepy again.

And now I'm totally losing it.

And now it's worse.

And now there is a rash on my bajingo

And now you can stop it. That was nice.

And now you're not gonna push me anymore to be better?

And now you're screaming at my chief of medicine.

And now, a year later,

And now, my liege, I'm afraid it's time for your punishment.

And now, on to our next patient. Let's go, bitches.

And now, that person is you.

And on Sundays I call my mom,

And on that farm there was a cougar E I E I Oh

And on weekends when I had Sam, she even came over for breakfast.

And plus, I'm allergic to barley.

And pretty much scarred me romantically.

And remember

And rip their faces off with their powerful suction cups.

And rubbing in the fact that he's retired.

And say, "John Dorian wrote that joke."

And scene.

And secondly, if we were in a committed relationship,

And secondly, that's something I would say, not you.

And secure the Do Not Resuscitate order.

And see if I can shoot my actual message

And see what ambles out of the forest.

And see, there's a picture of a kitty cat in a wheelchair.

And seeing a part of them die.

And she asks what's wrong with my phone because I sound fat.

And she farts and I've smelled it before.

And she has spies everywhere. So I have to disagree with you.

And she still never lets me leave the house.

And she told me it was a pretty common one.

And she was everywhere. Patient rooms..

And she was hoping we could keep Mr. Francone, the potato,

And shooting off flares. You know, like men do.

And since his dad is out of the picture,

And since Jimmy, the overly touchy orderly, got his job back, too,

And since then there's been no beta symptoms

And since we all know that these votes are largely ceremonial,

And since you just underwent surgery, you're very susceptible.

And since you said it's impossible for you to go "number two"

And since your mother has it,

And since your mother has it,

And so does your cold, bitchy thing.

And so I think we can both agree that means I love you.

And so it begins.

And so J.D. Went and took Sam to Disneyland.

And somehow put a dent in all this bureaucratic ridiculousness?

And sometimes, it's not even that subtle.

And spent a fortune getting a tiki for Turk.

And stabbed her, she actually tied the patient to the bed,

And start looking for the Sharpie, 'cause we're losing control here.

And still fall back into old habits.

And stomp on your withering man parts until your eyes pop out.

And sure, sometimes it was a ridiculous, ridiculous request.

And take a tiny sample.

And take trust out as an issue.

And tell them how pathetic I am.

And tell them that, for a nominal fee, you'll never speak to them again.

And thanks for coming, even though I didn't want you here.

And thanks so much, I love this lip gloss. What flavor is it?

And that sometimes I'm selfish, but even if that's true,

And that soon you would be carted off

And that sort of thing usually leads to an infection and antibiotics,

And that was fine, until one day I come home from work early

And that you're a finalist?

And that you're having kind of an overwhelming day.

And that's 32 new friends. Plus, he's not as weird as they say.

And that's how it should be.

And that's my cousin's puppy.

And that's what couples do. That and sleep head to toe.

And that's why I installed a Web camera at my house.

And the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" list.

And the 18 year old check out kid is like, "Oh, big night?"

And the barking makes the neighbors yell "shut that damn thing up!"

And the great thing about locum tenens is, it's part time,

And the hot water dies.

And the interns have been here just long enough

And the medical system will never change either.

And the next, I'm not.

And the other one's in case I get really sad.

And the subprime mortgage foreclosures

And the urge to become a master criminal.

And the wife is upset, too? Hotdiggity.

And the worst athlete in the world? It's this guy right here.

And then after a while of you not talking to them,

And then because you're worried we're gonna see through your little plan,

And then evolved into something a whole lot more.

And then gesture for you to continue.

And then his Space Needle will become his space noodle.

And then I realized why I'd thought about Sesame Street all day.

And then I thought, why not pick a woman?

And then I want you to come in

And then I'm going to put this on TV.

And then just giving him a quick little stab, okay?

And then most of the time I can't do anything about it.

And then said, "This is for Elliot," then took a nap.

And then say that was for Elliot and then just roll over and go to sleep.

And then we saw where Todd got it from.

And then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy.

And then you come across something like this.

And then you said my mom was gonna go to doggy hell, too,

And then, before you know it, his kidneys are toast.

And there it is.

And there she goes

And there they are in bed.

And there was Ed.

And there we go.

And there's a 90% chance that the gopher was a puppet, but

And there's this clean shaven guy working in the pizzeria.

And these nursing home transfer requests.

And these people are your family.

And they only have like four laws,

And they seem really good with him.

And they shanked him with a shiv.

And they'll let their subscription run out

And they're all over my ass.

And they're going to call me whenever my team's turn comes up.

And they're left untreated, they become even bigger owies.

And things we're all too young to know

And think of that gopher at the end of Caddyshack when he dances.

And this is some girl who digs fat guys.

And this way, my future's still mine.

And three, I don't like spiders.

And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush.

And to cope, my mom drank herself through most of my childhood.

And to make it less depressing, I used a fun font.

And Tom, we'll schedule your surgery for next week.

And under no circumstances are you to tell him

And very, very dangerous in a way that I don't...

And we don't catch it early, she could go blind.

And we don't want to trade kidneys with the Brinkleys.

And we'll see what I can do to make it better.

And we've got this really intense game going

And were overcome with a feeling of peace.

And what about when I had no interest in marrying you?

And what did you guys do for a living?

And what if you've picked up a new STD?

And what type of sick, twisted, insecure person do you have to be

And what with the budget meetings

And when I left I totally forgot to take off the lead vest,

And where I come from, this right here is stronger than family.

And where'd you get that psychobabble?

And while you're delivering bad news, please tell Ted

And who changed my sign?

And why are you carrying around your invitations?

And why in God's name should I waste my time and energy

And why throw all of that away before you even talk to Lady?

And will almost always agree to anything

And with the blurry vision and the jaw thing,

And written very long ago

And yes, it would have. And that was my plan.

And you

And you

And you

And you

And you are going to learn everything there is to know

And you broke your promise yet again. Shocking.

And you can forget about him being just an exceptional physician.

And you can't get that stuff off your shirt,

And you can't just turn the truce off whenever you want to.

And you didn't know, I would say "zwa."

And you don't just accept my quirks and my crazy stories

And you don't tell anybody that we are now spending time together.

And you don't worry, if you need me, I will be here all night.

And you drive them insane all over again by speaking to them.

And you guys aren't doesn't matter, really.

And you guys stop me whenever I get to the age

And you have to go where they need you,

And you know I take a nap every day from 11:30 to 3:00.

And you know what? I don't like you telling me what to do.

And you know, just because Lady and I are clicking

And you look exactly like him, but you're not him.

And you may have a touch of the self laughies.

And you saw my biggest flaw in action today.

And you shot me down.

And you still owe me 60 bucks.

And you wanna know where he is now, Denise?

And you were just being thorough.

And you, Barboo, for the last year and a half or so

And you, get the hell out of my office.

And you, just give Turk the job already. He's a natural leader.

And you, Legally Blonde,

And you, way to have your husband's back.

And you'd be surprised how many of them say the same thing.

And you're a dead ringer for my dad. Whatever. Anyway.

And you're a monkey trying to steal my gold...

And you're Dr. Cox's number two guy.

And you're giving me lip for making this personal?

And you're interested in being put on interferon.

And you're naked. Perfect.

And you're not leaving here until you get your medication.

And you're not there for me, and I know what you're gonna say is that...

And you're rolling with Dr. Reeks of Beer.

And you're taking it out on me.

And you're too busy to spend time with me.

And you've only got it on two percent of your body.

And your father threw you in the deep end of the pool

And your girlfriend ignored me.

And your onions always be grilled.

And, as a special treat, they thought it would be nice

And, as punishment, he's gonna spend 10 minutes on top of this lighthouse.

And, bang, that's when you show up at their house,

And, do you...

And, every once in a while, you showed a shred of humanity,

And, hell, he's scared.

And, if you could, the electric razor from my bag.

And, J.D., people should make a big deal about you leaving Sacred Heart.

And, J.D., people should make a big deal about you leaving Sacred Heart.

And, ma'am, you should feel confident in the decision

And, Turk, most importantly,

And, well, I was just thinking if you slap a diaper on him

And, well, quite frankly, I think it's fantastic.

And, what do you know?

And, when you're done, send her sputum for atypicals.

And, you know, birth it.

And... his Adam's apple pops right out

Angry woman in.

Angry woman out.

Angry woman out.

Announcement Number 1. Starting tomorrow,

Any chance you could show me how to place one of those things?

Any visual image someone puts in my head.

Anyone who would convince Perry not to take the Chief job has never met me.

Anyplace I take her is whine country.

Anything can change, even interns.

Anything?

Anyway, between the weak American dollar and the,

Anyway, do you see his kidney patient, Mr. Brinkley?

Anyway, Dr. Cox said that you were the one I should ask.

Anyway, every time we went out to dinner,

Anyway, George, I promise you,

Anyway, I got you a present.

Anyway, I just wanted to really apologize, for everything.

Anyway, I played the bad guy for you and I tossed them out.

Anyway, I promised J.D. This crazy sex night,

Anyway, I wanted to do something big for your departure,

Anyway, I was hoping you could assign me some more interesting procedures.

Anyway, I'm gonna go change. I brought my cookie pants.

Anyway, I'm really sorry.

Anyway, it didn't work out. Saw me at a mall.

Anyway, keep my table warm. Adiós.

Anyway, let's be funny for her.

Anyway, Mantoots and I ended up hitting it off

Anyway, right in the middle of things

Anyway, that's when we realized the kid was trying to steal the camera.

Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife,

Anyway, Turk, my intern, Katie, could really use a boost.

Anyway, we've just been feeling so positive

Anyway, when you tell me, make sure I'm wearing something cute.

Anyway, why don't you just tell me what you took before he comes back?

Anyway, you all think that you've won,

Anyway, you were saying?

Anyway.

Anyway. You can either use her relationships with us as doctors

Apology accepted.

Apology accepted.

Apparently I've done a real number on my sperm.

Apparently she's not a fan of hand holding.

Apricot cha gotcha.

Are actually her granny's panties?

Are the same as my rules for getting by in Mexico.

Are there any questions?

Are these two doctors?

Are you enjoying it here?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you finally finished with the project?

Are you gonna give me that job or what?

Are you gonna make a joke about how gay that sounds?

Are you hammering in the perfect spots for emphasis?

Are you making fun of my multiple sclerosis?

Are you on drugs?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you really comfortable watching TV like this?

Are you seeing someone, Todd?

Are you trying to annoy me by wearing your wedding ring?

Are you trying to hypnotize me? 'Cause that's not gonna work.

Are you trying to stop me from doing my job?

Are you?

Aren't moms the greatest?

Aren't we gonna, you know, have intercourse?

Aren't you guys late for some sketch show?

As a permanent member of the Brain Trust.

As an opportunity to go on a much needed vacation.

As Chief, I can start anything with "as Chief." Check it.

As Chief, I'm way more handsome than you.

As for the future, thanks to Dan, it didn't seem so scary anymore.

As it turned out, the Janitor lied to me about being hypnotized.

As much as I hate to agree with Dr...

As much as I'll ignore the opening

As much as I'm a huge fan of a good old fashioned face rubbing,

As one of the most fascinating tidbits of the day.

As per our bylaws, the Brain Trust must always have a fourth.

As soon as he gets the first opportunity,

As the pack of sewer rabbits that he stole it from.

As your teacher, I'm going to make sure you get through all this, because...

Asking if he felt it.

Astronaut attack. Barbed wire chandelier.

At 2:45 p.m., I awoke to find you

At 7:50 a.m., I took a nap.

At a depressing coffee chain, surrounded by...

At a reduced rate just to reel them in,

At away games I wore spurs.

At first I thought I was gonna mentor both Neil and Garrett,

At first, you were like the third wheel from hell,

At least I thought I... Head games aren't gonna work on me.

At least not for us.

At least when you gave me crap I knew you were trying to help.

At least with my patients, I'm used to being ignored.

At Nurse Roberts' above ground pool party

At the end of the day, relationships are tricky.

At the end...

Atta girl!

Aw, man, he got my coffee wrong.

Aw, man. You and Izzy are here?

Aw!

Aw! That's adorable. You have a crush on yourself.

Awesome! Go back and say, "J.D. Says you're welcome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome. I'm feeling it.

Awesome. Think about it, Elliot.

B, who the hell do you think runs this place?

Babe, I know that you're very proud that you've been working out, okay,

Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.

Baby, I thought you said you wanted to get it on.

Baby, I was pulling some dude's spleen out today,

Baby, it's a long shot,

Baby, it's not fair.

Baby, one of the most amazing things about you

Baby, separation is healthy.

Baby, the only thing I'm worried about is you having another girl.

Baby, this is big news, and I want to talk to you about it. I do.

Baby, we both know my longies aren't that long.

Baby, what am I doing?

Baby! Baby!

Baby. Baby. Baby.

Baby. I need to run something by you.

Baby. You know why I love the Bahamas?

Back flip!

Back off, okay?

Bah!

Bahama Mama.

Bam, clock him between the eyes, knock him out cold.

Bam!

Barbara taught history. I coached football.

Barbara was a semi professional kick boxer.

Barbie and I are going to figure out what the hell happened.

Barbie, did you not see the list outside?

Barbie, Newbie. Back in.

Basically doing whatever the hell they want.

Basically doing whatever the hell they want.

Basically, every three weeks she almost dies.

Basically, it means he thinks everyone in his life

Be careful. She likes brown men. We both do.

Be cool, honky.

Be crazier.

Bear claw.

Beardface!

Because a lot of the times, I feel the same way.

Because A, we are over 12 and B, we actually do like each other.

Because all you really needed to do was wear the "Who Farted?" T shirt.

Because daddy came to seduce you.

Because daddy came to seduce you.

Because Donny's a vengeful little punk and I wanted to see what he would do.

Because even just saying the word a second ago is going to make me cry.

Because even the best part time father in the world, is still a part time father.

Because even though I really want to get married and have kids,

Because he had red hair. I know how that nauseates you.

Because he had this really long beard and his pants...

Because he has a small penis.

Because he loves teaching. He needs to give up some of those patients.

Because he wants to make you his wife and bring you back to Estonia.

Because he's gonna pick an intern to do all the medical research

Because he's got awesome insurance

Because I am done.

Because I am sick of it. Do you hear me? Sick of it!

Because I ate an entire batch of cookie dough last night with a spatula.

Because I did this.

Because I don't give a damn about terminal coma patients or interns.

Because I got excited. Woohoo!

Because I heard that you fired Jimmy the orderly.

Because I knew it would be hard for her to deal with.

Because I knew the payoff would always outweigh the cost.

Because I learned that somebody was lying about his age.

Because I read in a book that if you surprise someone with an accusation,

Because I thought it was our stupid little joke

Because I want you to be there all the time.

Because I wanted to spare him a painful procedure.

Because I wrote the worst one on this piece of paper.

Because I'm gonna go bake her some cookies.

Because I'm just so desperate for your approval.

Because I've been a doctor for more than 10 minutes.

Because I've been scrapbooking the most disgusting things

Because if I do talk to her and she is indeed a jerk, then,

Because if you go around plugging leaks all day...

Because it comes with a whole host of overwhelming responsibilities,

Because it never dawned on me

Because it seems like no matter where I go in this dump,

Because it was true before I was Chief, so as Chief, I'm sorry.

Because it'll just find its way back in, okay? They're sneaky.

Because it's my fault that we're backtracking.

Because my friend Turk and I sometimes wrestle and I really like that.

Because nothing ever changes.

Because of her dog face.

Because of that.

Because of the abdominal discomfort,

Because often when you do what makes you happy,

Because once a year, Turk and I go to a great steakhouse

Because she loves me so at least I know for sure

Because she's anorexic, Turk.

Because she's on land.

Because sometimes that's all people need to deal with their fatal flaw.

Because the fact of the matter is, he was...

Because there's no way that I'm going to rinse off with ice water.

Because these past couple of months, your butt's been like, pow!

Because they always ask me to go rollerblading...

Because they're in no rush.

Because this hospital is your home now.

Because tonight when you get home, I'm going to be waiting here,

Because we were bowling the other night and he says,

Because you and I are such good friends?

Because you know anything that anyone's ever asked you, ever.

Because you were just too selfish to let him go.

Because you were just too selfish to let him go.

Because you're busy looking at your telephone

Because you're gonna get Michael Chiklised in the head.

Because you're not my doctor. You may sound like him,

Because you're not one of the boys.

Because you're the greatest doctor in the world.

Because you're the Mayor of Crazytown.

Because you've been doing it on and off for seven years.