F is for Family - Season 2 Edit

A brief contractually obligated appearance by the founder of Plast A Ware,

A Chinaman in a wig does them for me

A courageous Mohican employee is taking on the hijackers single handedly.

A great man once told me that when you take the stage,

A Honeybee always plays by the rules.

A Honeybee is always helpful,

A little rain?

A lot, but just tell me how it felt.

A man's got to reach for the stars.

A nice, quiet night with my kids.

A Puerto Rican kidnapped me and forced me to eat candy.

A real man doesn't lie!

A revolutionary new device that spin dries wet lettuce.

A role model to your children!

A snow day we can spend together as a family.

About that, here's the job I had in mind for you.

Abraham Lincoln Elementary, John F. Kennedy High School,

ABS apologizes for Reid's behavior.

Actually, we were all very quiet. Most of the time

After demonstrating sustained excellence.

After getting fired on Christmas.

After I drop you off, I'm gonna meet your father for lunch.

After struggling for two weeks, we finally made it!

After what you did to me

Again, this is an airport. Now, give me the flare gun.

Again?

Against that kind of crazy! Please! Drive!

Agh, that smell of dog puke and vanilla. It's...

Agh!

Agh! Why did I even come here?

Agh.

Agh...

Agh... "I'm Frank. I tell Sue I want to work on our marriage,

Ah, Christ. Why do you women play these mind games?

Ah, Jeez. I can't.

Ah, let me think, where to begin? Where..

Ah, shit, man.

Ah, shit, the airport?

Ah, shut the curtains! Shut the curtains!

Ah, yes!

Ah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! A person!

Ah! Eisenhower.

Ah! I hate you!

Ah! It was her idea! Don't kill me!

Ah! Jesus, you scared me!

Ah! Jesus! Stop reaching!

Ah! My foot!

Ah! Oh, God!

Ah! You chipped my tooth!

Ahh. This is just what I've needed.

Ain't she something, Frank? I think she's the one.

Air National Guard, here on the weekends.

All hands on deck! This is not a drill! We are being invaded!

All he does is tell made up stories about the war

All he had to do was spray it with vinegar five times a day

All I know is everything was great with us when I had my old job,

All my music friends are gonna love you

All right, baby!

All right, boys, we've got plastic to sell.

All right, Frank.

All right, Frank. You go on home now.

All right, girls. That's enough.

All right, I landed on Colt.

All right, Murph! What a bargain!

All right, my daughter needs a doctor right away!

All right, neighbor!

All right, pull yourself together, Vic. You can handle this.

All right, settle down.

All right, so I expect five new product ideas from each of you

All right, Sue.

All right, the Sunday Funday Corey Mars athon continues.

All right, Vic, now, time to keep it together for Cutie Pie.

All right, we got 30 minutes left.

All right, you bought that stick you been saving for. Good for you.

All right, you swanky fuckers!

All right!

All right.

All the guys from the station are gonna be there.

All these extra shifts you're working

All we do is slap some new names on the old product line,

All with the loving help of our Lord, Jesus.

All you people are the same.

All you're doing is talking about the future.

Allow me to introduce a little thing called the Salad Tosser.

Allowing us to see that beneath your gruff exterior,

Almost enough time to calmly prepare for my life to change forever.

Alrighty then, Mr. Lindenbergh,

Always a party with Frank.

Always trying to trick me by saying nice things to me.

An injury ends his career, so Dunbarton sticks me with him.

An invention as brilliant as The Rainbow Mug.

An Oriental boy.

And a man feeds his family! I'm taking you all to dinner!

And a Polaroid of your cooter.

And admire my collection of antique monkey paws.

And all is right in the world of Ginny and Greg Throater.

And all she asked in return was to one day take a vacation together.

And all we have is this cheap, watery peanut butter

And also with Ginny and Greg, our biggest success story,

And an absolute animal in the sack.

And apparently I'm the only one around here who cares.

And as long as we're being honest,

And ask her to consider me for that job. For any job.

And because of that, I had to pawn that

And came back a different man.

And cardboard us's?

And change the way he walked.

And Christ, I have to take a piss.

And coming from your balls, that means a lot.

And congratulations!

And doesn't come around anymore.

And don't forget to take your fucking gift bags!

And Dunbarton is a businessman.

And each of you tell us how you're feeling.

And every day Scoop would go to work there!

And figure out where all this anger we've been sitting on came from.

And filling it up with little ones, using spoons for cereal.

And get your woman a nice present before she ends up like my wife

And got a wife that fucks another man while he's home

And got kicked in the head trying to carve his name into the back of a Clydesdale.

And had my dignity stripped away by whitey.

And he comes home in a great mood, with a hot meal in his tummy,

And he said he'd like to talk to my mother.

And he'll move on to bully someone smaller and weaker than us.

And He's happy as long as you show up once a week to eat His son.

And he's so fun and charming.

And he's too vain to admit he made a mistake.

And here's your breakfast in bed.

And his lordship will take it from you!

And how am I rewarded?

And how am I rewarded?

And hug them normal skinned kids tight!

And I am on my way to a healthier me.

And I am Plast A Ware. Here, celebrate our success.

And I applied for jobs that I am waiting to hear about!

And I called your office and a mean man named Gene answered

And I can wear his face for Halloween!

And I can't even afford the shitty one now.

And I care about it because...?

And I certainly don't need to be talked to like this by someone like you.

And I deserve a real marriage,

And I did kind of ask for it.

And I don't know!

And I don't like the way this one's looking at me.

And I don't need an anniversary gift. My present is you.

And I ended up getting my first hand job

And I got rid of the sweat with your hair dryer.

And I got you a beautiful ashtray made out of crystal.

And I heard it this morning...

And I keep a list up here so whenever he fucks up

And I kept saying, "Yeah, sure. Someday, someday."

And I lost a leg between a station wagon and a Dumpster,

And I love my Ginny."

And I need a full time position. I have to provide for my family.

And I need you now more than ever,

And I spent the last two months throwing it all away.

And I suppose you didn't go to the employment office?

And I want to sell this baby!

And I will back you up all the way.

And I will rise up, through my music!

And I will wear it once, throw it out, and demand more!

And I will.

And I'll be right back to hop in your Mystery Machine.

And I'll buy you that fucking pie you like!

And I'll cheer you on safely behind the glass.

And I'll do whatever I can to make this weekend work.

And I'll finish college and have my career.

And I'll never do anything to embarrass you or the company ever again.

And I'll never lose sight of it again.

And I'll put on a little present you can unwrap.

And I'll take every extra shift I can get my hands on.

And I'm gonna put "it" in this truck five nights a week.

And I'm not under the thumb of a miserable prick like Dunbarton

And I'm saying it this week!

And I'm sorry I said this bus was worse

And I'm sorry I said you sucked Dunbarton's dick.

And I'm sorry I was thinking

And I'm that name.

And I'm tired from your bitching.

And I've got more seniority than him.

And I've got the hardest job of all.

And I've got the righteous teen sensation you've been waiting to see.

And if Kevin breaks this one, I'll kill him in his sleep.

And if they don't, you'll get a better job somewhere else.

And if this thing goes south,

And if you can't see that,

And if you ever do fuck me,

And if you had helped me with this,

And if you want to beat me up, go ahead.

And if you want to lick a toad, they're swimming in the sink.

And in my classroom, in the meeting about me.

And is anybody gonna get me flowers and tell me I'm beautiful? No!

And it made my pee pee feel good!

And it'll never let you down.

And it's all my fault. I was trying to play a trick on him.

And it's cold out, and I'm tired from my route.

And James Garner as "Frank."

And just like I said to my high school choir director,

And lie about it, I will bury you in the backyard

And look, I understand what you're going through.

And meet her to talk about my goddamn feelings!

And mind your own damn business.

And mine is you. Good luck today!

And my cherry shall be busted!

And my dad's check bounced.

And now back to Colt Luger... Classics.

And now back to The Watts World Travelers

And now for the most exciting part of our presentation:

And now I have to come home to my husband throwing meatballs at my oldest son

And now I still have the money. That felt so good!

And now I'm stuck with you people in a dumpy cabin

And now it's all out there!

And now she fucks the mailman just because he shows her postcards from overseas.

And now you know there was more to the story

And now, the University of Miami...

And of course I didn't know then that you three angels were coming.

And pretend like you hate every living second you spend in this building.

And put you through that fucking wall!

And say what's really bothering me about her

And send you right out into the snow?

And slap it back on your head so everybody calls you "shit wig" and...

And so in 1952,

And so, you know, I had nothing better to do,

And sometimes very big and expensive ways.

And starts fucking everybody in the goddamn neighborhood!

And still have sex with you when you don't shower for weeks

And stop filling his head full of dreams that'll never come true!

And stuffed him in the bottom of a plane!

And take your hand out of your pocket.

And take your idea straight to Henrietta Van Horne.

And talk about how those pansies are giving Nixon the shaft

And thanks to this crash diet I'm on,

And that dumb fuck's name is Frank Murphy.

And that innocent Puerto Rican who went to jail for our sins?

And that is why you've never been promoted.

And that neglected, sickly boy

And that, girls, is how a Honeybee fixes finger sandwiches for a Sweet 16 Party.

And that's David Bowie!

And that's the kind of passion I can get behind!

And that's when they figure out the cat's eating your face.

And that's why, I guess, deep down,

And The Haunted Discotheque.

And the one time I try to do something

And the only thing he can reach is his phone.

And the only thing in my life that keeps me real.

And the only way to do that is to get my old day job again.

And their fucking Beatle haircuts.

And then a little "trim."

And then everybody in the waiting room started clapping.

And then hunt him down?

And then I'd move your body so it looked like you were blowing yourself.

And then I'd sell tickets to anybody who wanted to see a dead kid blowing himself.

And then she fucks you.

And then you can apologize first.

And then, it's the ABS Variety Hour!

And there's a hint of spring in the air.

And there's no shame in striking out.

And There's Nothing Wrong With That Show!

And they gave me an artificial leg made for a woman.

And they have people who will help you apply for work.

And they'll see what I see.

And this is a great idea!

And this is our first single, "Weathered Souls."

And those pill popping housewives won't know the difference.

And to quote Benjamin Franklin,

And to think I complimented you on your rack.

And voilà... dry lettuce every time.

And we can go anywhere we want now that we got rid of Jimmy Fitzsimmons.

And we hope you can too.

And we will be discovered for the geniuses we are!

And we will pick this up tonight.

And we will.

And we'll tell Dunbarton you're the only man

And we're the reason you went to military school

And what kids who live on his street say.

And what thanks do I get?

And who might you be?

And whose fault was that?!

And with that first bowl, came the sound of a revolution:

And yank his ass right off that stage!

And you are listening to Howlin' Hank's all night throbbing e rock tion.

And you can get your own truck. On the west side!

And you can't stop thinking about it,

And you could take flight lessons.

And you didn't have to go to the pawn shop and buy this old thing back.

And you got "it."

And you know brothers love wings!

And you were magnificent.

And you were supposed to be there for support.

And you'll be in one of those planes getting ready to take off.

And you're busting my chops about how I got my job?

And you're staring at the wall.

And your dad who doesn't yell at you.

And your spell over me is gone.

And your yelling is upsetting them!

And yours is ahead of you.

And, if by some miracle he does call, we have an answering machine.

And...

And... remember what we did after I gave you that locket?

Annual dues, stadium tax.

Another fucking night.

Another one?

Another verse?

Any nibbles?

Anybody moves, the next one is in his head!

Anybody?

Anyone who gets fucked with a bowling alley rubber deserves to get pregnant.

Anything at all?

Anything at all?

Anything for you, kid.

Anyway, great to see you, pal.

Anyway, I'm glad you came, Frank.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand School of Cosmetology, Huey Long High...

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop!

Are you crying?

Are you enjoying your time as a newsie?

Are you fighting again?

Are you forgetting about that fox at the lake I boned all last summer?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you listening to forbidden jazz music?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you saying I'm crazy?

Are you serious, Vic? You never work on Saturdays.

Are you still taking me to computer club today?

Are you sure?

Arguing between mommies and daddies sometimes gets loud,

As for me? I deserve a bullet.

As long as you get your school work done,

As long as you live under my house, you will follow my rules.

As long as you're home by three. I'll see you tonight.

As soon as we get to the lake, could you start doing whatever it is you do?

As we watch it slowly melt away.

As you can see, Scott is a boy.

Aside from those two milk sacs you got hanging off your chest.

Ask her. She's the one who abandoned her post.

Ass butt, ass dick, ass eater..."

At a party I'm throwing this weekend?

At breakfast with a dear friend?

At Lake Communion this weekend.

At least it's important to me!

At least the spin cycle works now.

At the stockholder's meeting.

At this point, I'd settle for average.

Aw, Christ

Aw, Christ, another kid down the drain.

Aw, Christ, Sue, what does a priest know about marriage?

Aw, Christ. It's Dunbarton.

Aw, Cutie Pie, you always remember what I forget.

Aw, I was gonna drink and fall asleep in the bathtub.

Aw, man, Sue. You got to take Maureen,

Aw, shit, you know who I am! Here's the thing...

Aw, shit. Hey, guys.

Aw, these butter tubs are all substandard!

Aw, you don't tell me what to do!

Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby!

Back in the old days, the good Lord had the decency

Back off, Bob. Just trying to do my job.

Bald loser who can't direct a play.

Be vice president of the house!

Be with your precious truck and your rubbers!

Be your cheerleader,

Beating the same drum, but that's good.

Beating the same drum, but that's good.

Beating up little fat girls!

Because I could see your boobs! What was I supposed to do?

Because I provide a valuable service! I make people happy!

Because I'm trying to instill a work ethic in you.

Because it's plastic, the Salad Tosser will last forever.

Because she know good and damn well he too tired to come up them stairs.

Because that's what friends do.

Because that's what I do.

Because this party's gonna be shit on ice.

Because when you take that stage, they will look into your soul

Because you are all just a bunch of ignorant, small minded...

Because your attitude is starting to affect the children.

Because, the rhyme came first, system came later.

Before all these other low life pieces of shit,

Before my dad picks me up.

Before they throw cigarettes in them.

Before those two derby wearing dickheads had the balls to get on that thing?

Before we found the light, it felt like our marriage was finished.

Before we leave like this,

Before we leave like this, is there anything you want to say to me?

Being a father is about making tough decisions.

Believe it!

Bet that tuba player gets miles of pussy.

Bill always wakes me up to do his stupid paper route!

Bill and I stole that hockey stick

Bill and I will bait Jimmy with incendiary remarks.

Bill Murphy.

Bill won't be a problem.

Bill, come back!

Bill, get your head out of there.

Bill, what do you say we get you some hockey stuff for tryouts?

Bill. What are you doing up at this hour?

Bitch, get out of the street!

Blah, blah, blah!

Bless you, boys!

Blow it out your ass, you fucking splooge socket!

Bob Pogo likes the smell of cake.

Bob Pogo!

Bob Pogo.

Bob, Bob, get a grip. It can't be that bad.

Bob, I think you're gonna be a big man around here someday.

Bob, if you had asked me two weeks ago, I probably would have said yes.

Bob, it's Frank Murphy, I didn't think you'd be there this late.

Bob, you can have the whole box of stales, but I got to finish my route.

Boil some water, Gert.

Bolo, we're going to that radio station.

Bonsoir, party animals! Hey, my main man!

Boy got a dick in his mouth, but he got some nice titties, though.

Breakfast sucked.

Breathing fire!

Bring it over!

Bring some ducks, just in case. We can use them either way.

Buddy, if you shot me now, you'd be doing me a favor.

Buddy!

Bunch of kids. No chicks.

Burn the shit and bury the shit ashes.

But all those bottles of trust have me ready to burst.

But as a man, I have to be doing better, or what am I?

But at least you're doing better than the last two guys I tried out on this route.

But between you and me,

But for now, go play with those girls down there doing girl stuff.

But gravity's an hombre that never loses

But he can assemble us a prototype on the sly.

But he wasn't giving you any shit.

But here's a nice tip because you gave us very good service.

But here's how you deal with it: you just shove it down.

But his face was...

But how can I do that with fucking Bill in the next fucking bed?!

But I already made a prototype

But I also believe in my marriage.

But I appreciate it.

But I blew it.

But I didn't die for five minutes on a Korean battlefield

But I didn't take a handout! I'm bringing money in!

But I don't care anymore. I got an airline that needs me.

But I don't know how the hell it went bad in the first place.

But I feel great again!

But I feel sorry for you.

But I got a job now where I'm appreciated.

But I have to. I need this money badly.

But I looked at your father

But I need to get this hockey stick. Tryouts are tomorrow.

But I need you here with the prototype now.

But I thought we came to talk about our marriage.

But I told them the movie's called "Duck School."

But I want to thank you. Being cooped up like veal

But I'll be back in time for our Honeybee Scouts meeting,

But I'm happy to keep you company.

But I'm leaving and I'm not paying.

But I'm not friends with him anymore.

But I'm not going to quit.

But I'm not willing to go beyond the surface

But I'm still a man, and I want to provide for my family by working,

But I've been up since 5:30,

But if it wasn't for me... you'd be working in a rice paddy.

But if you stepped in to run things the right way, even just for a day,

But it cost $250.

But it doesn't mean we still can't have a great anniversary.

But it would be my honor to help make Mohican great again.

But it's all worth it because today I get paid.

But it's been three weeks and Bob Pogo has not called yet.

But my soul is troubled.

But no!

But no. Not Frank Murphy.

But not too much. I need you to come in tomorrow

But nothing!

But remember, you do the job right, you're hired.

But right now it's the only thing that can make this shitty day

But she's taking a nap at the bottom of the staircase.

But since you came all the way out here,

But sometimes you got to play the game.

But suddenly, you get a Democrat in office...

But that day never came.

But that doesn't mean we don't love each other.

But that dummy was filled with people blood.

But that's a whole lot of money.

But that's against the law.

But the first thing I'm gonna do is,

But then he gived up.

But then I invented a container out of a new space age material called plastic.

But then you get it and you hate yourself?

But then you invent your salad thing. And it's a really good idea.

But things are tight, and I need you to play ball.

But this one might break her.

But we changed our policy a few years back

But we'll be back tomorrow night.

But we're supposed to get naked and make cupcakes

But when it comes time for ideas their brains take a three hour nap.

But with the "Triple Tiered Muffin Holder,"

But with the help of Father Pat, Greg opened up.

But with the help of my wife, I'm dieting, I'm exercising,

But you did.

But you don't hear me complaining about it.

But you don't want to try that shit downtown. That's how you lose an ear.

But you got to hurry the fuck up and concentrate on Scoop!

But you had your heart set on becoming a pilot.

But you signed my death warrant with it!

But you're lucky you're out of here.

But, Dad, you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.

But... there's something I need to...

By a week from Monday.

By repeatedly beating the shit out of me.

Bye bye, sweetie.

Caesar the day with the Salad Tosser."

Call today for a "reservation"!

Calm down. We're all on the same team.

Can I get the check?

Can you believe that shit? He bribed him with drugs.

Can you imagine being a pilot?

Can you make me dinner? It's 5:00.

Can you name one fucking fiddle player in Beethoven's band?

Can you take me to Honeybee Scouts?

Can't do this? You just did do this!

Can't wait.

Candy?

Captain of your own ship. Ain't nobody telling you what to do.

Champagne Chariot, not responsible for broken condoms.

Check the change for slugs.

Chester, put some elbow grease in them titties!

Chin up, tits out, Sue. It's your time to shine!

Christ, how many kids do we have?!

Christ, I hate it here.

Christ, she's got bigger balls than Bill.

Christ, she's threatening to take us to a shrink!

Christ, what the fuck did Kevin do now?

Christ, you go any slower, it'll be time to deliver tomorrow's paper.

Cigarettes?

Clark, you just earned an honesty star.

Classes resumed after the snakes were shot.

Co pilot?

Cockpeople!

Collect my nickel royalty for every bowl sold,

Coma punch.

Come and get your slop!

Come here, beautiful.

Come in. And invite your chauffeur in too.

Come on down, Vic!

Come on in, Frank!

Come on, cheer up.

Come on, come on. What's wrong with you?

Come on, Dad! Stop it! Ah!

Come on, feel the freedom.

Come on, Frank. Pucker up.

Come on, Frank. This is why we came here

Come on, honey. You can do this.

Come on, it's almost 7:00. Hurry it up.

Come on, we're trying to have fun!

Come on, you're making a big deal out of nothing!

Come on, you've been a ghost around here since Christmas.

Come on! It'll be fun.

Come on. I got you extra meatballs for good behavior.

Come on. Lighten up. Just cut with me.

Come on. Where are you guys?

Come up with a new and exciting product.

Coming by to bend me over the davenport with their filthy eyes.

Coming out of your basement last night?

Coming to the stage is a power trio of righteous dudes

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Cool!

Corey Mars with "It's A Puppy Dog, Cotton Candy Day"!

Could be a whole new market. Does it work?

Could I borrow ten dollars from you until next collection day?

Crickets make that sound with their legs. Hey, come on!

Cut it out, you dick!

Cut it out!

Cutie Pie makes my heart race. She makes me sweat a lot.

Cutie Pie, remind me, did I drink another bottle of ketchup last night

Cutie Pie's bringing some of her friends.

Dad, it's so cool when you scream at other people.

Dad, listen! It's not about my band.

Dad, stop yelling!

Dad, wait. I got to ask you about something.

Dad, what does "illegal substance" mean?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Dada?

Dada?

Dada?

Dada? Dada?

Daddy and I will make it up to you.

Daddy, Billy kicked me in the eye a little.

Daddy, can we go out and get ice cream for supper?

Daddy, do we have to eat garbage?

Daddy, I'm a pirate!

Daddy, wa wa.

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it.

Dana, don't talk to Sue like that.

Day after day, knowing what they did to me,

Day shift whores out!

Dear God, you let me survive Korea for this?

Dear Lord, give me strength.

Delivering joy in every package.

Dick!

Dick!

Did I do something?

Did I put it in the wrong place?

Did I understand that 30 minute song correctly?

Did not!

Did somebody get shot? I saw a black guy in a truck!

Did somebody order breakfast in bed?

Did they just play two seconds of our song as their weather jingle?

Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?

Did you have a couple gin and tonics for breakfast?

Did you just hear that? Did everyone else's ears just pop?

Did you know I fought in a war? Oh, yeah. In Korea,

Did you see the ice sculpture I got just for you?

Did you strain your trunk putting up the big top?

Did you take this macaroni from the counter?

Did you two get it on?

Did your dad fuck an elephant?

Dildos just went around in circles anyway

Do I have to go to school today?

Do it.

Do you have any questions?

Do you have to fucking chew so loud?

Do you know what your son did?

Do you understand?

Does it ever fail?

Does that make you feel better?

Does that mean he's alive?

Does that mean I got the job?

Dolores nursed me through five heart attacks and three "tub stucks,"

Dolores?

Don't be such a twat rocket.

Don't come in tonight. What'd you get her?

Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry!

Don't disappoint me. Play the game.

Don't do it, Kevin.

Don't ever go back to the department, Colt!

Don't ever let me catch you doing that shit again.

Don't exaggerate! I got a whole hour of sleep.

Don't forget your Me Paper, you racist fuck.

Don't fuck this up, Frank Murphy.

Don't have to. She's right over there.

Don't improvise. This ain't jazz, motherfucker!

Don't let him bother you, Frank. He'll be in jail soon.

Don't pull a Smokey, Frank.

Don't shove them in like an animal!

Don't tell her that, you narc!

Don't think I can make it in tonight.

Don't throw it!

Don't worry, Dad. They'll call you.

Don't worry, Jimmy. I won't let you die.

Don't worry, Smokey. I can do this. I used to run an airport.

Don't worry, Vivian, I'll never pitch another stupid product again.

Don't you "agh" me.

Don't you ever say that. I am not my father!

Don't you get three strikes?

Don't you have to work tonight?

Don't you mess with "International Touch"!

Don't you put my own words in my mouth! You think it's beneath me!

Dragon on your shirt. Dragon on your shirt, man.

Dragon on your shirt. Dragon on your shirt.

Drinks for everybody! This peckerwood's buying!

Drying lettuce.

Duane Allman is an artist.

Dudes, chicks, even Skeeball.

Dunbarton gave your job to his shit for brains nephew, Scoop.

Dunbarton will turn the department over to any dumb fuck.

Easier than losing her.

Easy for you to say, you're out of here.

Easy to use, housewife's best friend...

Eat that, you fuckers.

Eating government cheese.

Egg salad.

Eh, it was nothing. Those rich guys are soft.

Eh...

Either that or you give Nikos your dirty panties

Emotions were running high that night.

Empathy is an important part of any relationship.

End of list.

Enjoy your circle jerk, you taint sniffers.

Enjoy your heroin.

Especially after I humiliated myself at work the other day.

Especially today.

Even though you hate me, I still want you to eat.

Even you don't deserve this

Ever give you backstage passes!

Ever had the fire department cut you out of a car that wasn't in an accident?

Ever shit yourself on Christmas Day just to stay warm?

Every day of my life.

Every day, housewives deal with the problem of soggy lettuce.

Every DJ from the KWOCK is gonna see us play today.

Every moment in history needs a name.

Every Thursday at noon, Greg's got to look at pants in this very store.

Every time you pick up that stick,

Everybody except Sue!

Everybody looking at me like I have a fatal disease.

Everybody out!

Everybody put your motherfucking hands up!

Everyone knows it, but nobody wants to say it.

Everyone think up an exciting, new product!

Everything okay, Daddy?

Everything sucks today. You want to finish my omelet?

Ew!

Exactly equal mistakes.

Excellent.

Except for Frank Murphy,

Excuse me for having a resonant skull.

Excuse me, hon.

Excuse me, lover, I have to go try these on.

Excuse me, Maureen.

Excuse me, Tracy.

Excuse me, Tracy.

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Could you show me where a man could find a shuttlecock?

Excuse me. Vic?

Expecting a red carpet from the man you left for dead!

Face it, no matter how hard you try, the odds are against you.

Fade out. What do you think, Frank?

Fantastic. No deliveries for you today, thanks to the snow.

Father, Sue and I really want to fix our marriage.

Faulty wiring is being blamed for a four alarm house fire

Feel even remotely bearable.

Feeling every bump in the goddamn road

Feeling pressured to get a good gift?

Fight for my pleasure!

Fine, I promise!

Fine!

Fine! Work yourself to death. See if I care.

First of all, I am sorry for the loss of Dr. King.

First step is giving up drugs.

Five bucks? Ah, that's chump change.

Fling that water hammer you got?

Followed by a lifetime of standing in a bread line.

For being 300 pounds above my fighting weight.

For Black Liberation, Tecumseh X Du Bois.

For fingering him for that hockey stick you stole

For God's sakes, you're the only woman for me,