Nathan for You - Season 3 Edit

A "bubble gum and sunshine" view of the world.

A 400 pound person to ride.

A alien tried to to pull him into the sun.

A death defying wire walk,

A dedicated Man Zone where guys can chill and relax

A diagnosis of insanity.

A few more hours, would it all just burn to a crisp?

A flying scarecrow

A full 3 D laser scan of Corey's face.

A goddess sitting right in front of me.

A horse can carry is 220 pounds,

A hotel client might get into

A little bit much for a...

A little confused at what's

A lot about fitness.

A lot of zippers.

A major business opportunity.

A massive company like Best Buy,

A mother effin' beer.

A plus sized man was able to ride a horse.

A popular outerwear company based out of my hometown

A real love story between you guys,

A real relationship.

A routine physical to make sure he was fit enough

A South Pasadena electronics store

A team of experts rigged a 3/4 inch steel wire

A third wheel, you know?

A tie. Nice shoes.

A while ago I was working with a jungle child

About him, as my plan would soon require me

About his sex life.

About L.A.'s hottest new smoking destination

About the darkest moments of history in a retail store.

About the dress code. Yeah.

About the one thing that's on every guy's mind.

About the performances of my romantic leads.

About the threesomes he has with his brother,

About the wire walk from one of the

About the workout and its founder, Jack.

About their kids' potential...

According to Best Buy's own policy,

According to Best Buy's policy,

Achieve it or to get into it.

Across the terrifying 80 foot drop.

Actually operated, I booked us an appointment

Aerial arts expert Richie Gaona.

After all my hard work, I felt sad and rejected.

After all, these ladies could be total kooks.

After presenting the flyer to sales associates,

After saying otherwise to an audience of millions,

After showing him how to use the portable toilet...

Again, you can use this in a court of law.

Against any antiques he might shatter

Against Best Buy, the potential of an ugly courtroom battle

Against the ******* people.

Ah.

Alen Harikian is the owner of Speers TV,

Alen has such a hard time competing with Best Buy

Alen might've said he wanted some TVs at a discounted price,

Alen was on board to move forward with dropping the price

All Emily had to do was catalogue the broken items...

All it is, is just being a male model

All it would take is for one kid to turn pro

All over the world can now ride horseys.

All right, smokers unite.

All right, so that's it.

All right, so... this is him?

All right, welcome.

All right.

All right.

All right. Yeah.

All right. You take it from here, okay?

All six applicants seemed qualified for the job,

All the essentials to make this room

All this talk about funerals and stuff

All we had to do was wait for the first couple to come in

All we need is a beer in our hand

All: Hi. Yeah.

Alligators, little doors...

Almost got me right there! Sometimes I get real close!

Along with expanding the audience section

Amateur tightrope walker Corey Calderwood

Amongst a selection of fleece socks and balaclavas.

Amy, do you want to show her a bit of your Ellen?

An age progression specialist I found on Craigslist,

An armband. Right.

An eight year old child actor named Bradley.

An event that could change a man's life forever.

An extremely compelling spokesman,

An ordinary guy whose life is in a rut.

An up and coming moving company

And a bro by our side, and we are out of the way.

And a couple days later,

And a crowd of spectators began to gather below.

And a few more hours of rehearsal,

And a legal liability waiver signed,

And a part of me is envious that, you know,

And after a bit of promotion...

And after a couple days,

And after an exhaustive search that lasted weeks,

And after doing an official weigh in...

And after each game, I would wait in the parking lot

And after helping him in and showing him how to alert me

And after only 2 1/2 hours,

And after spending some time doing my best to blend in...

And after telling her that a camera crew

And after telling Jack that I'd be secretly watching him

And after that,

And allowing me to go shot for shot with JJ

And also to keep his ethnicity the same, you know.

And although owner Niky Orellana

And amassed a stockpile of helium

And are you still working there?

And as a final precaution,

And as it came to an end,

And as luck would have it,

And as more and more took the stand,

And as the evening fog rolled in over the Malibu Hills,

And asked if I could do a test in one of their ovens.

And became so concerned that they insisted

And because his role as spokesman would be so crucial,

And because it's legal to split lanes in California,

And because she mentioned she liked alternative music,

And before long, he felt like it was ready to be unveiled.

And booked three of them for what I described

And brought in something comfortable for them to put on.

And brought out his brother.

And can I ask, uh, who your distributor is for these?

And check on me periodically, or is it,

And children have actually been found by the police

And comic book stores, looking for people

And convinced David to let us do our first workout

And Corey's grandparents didn't suspect a thing.

And Corey's grandparents looking on below,

And custom body suit were ready,

And distributing them throughout the neighborhood,

And Emily seemed really won over by the idea,

And Eric said he wasn't interested

And Eric said he wasn't interested

And even had some suggestions of his own.

And even though some parents had doubts

And even though the homeowner had a few minor complaints...

And even though the plan was to only cross once,

And even worse, moments later, they left the shop entirely.

And eventually deliver my car to my destination.

And every actor was in the exact right position,

And every customer after that met our dress code

And everybody's they're going directly to the internet.

And feeling great.

And filled the insides with pork bones

And for that aspect, I think it's important.

And for the rest of the trail, tree after tree,

And gave them each the dollar they'd need to buy the TVs

And get a TV for a dollar... Okay.

And get to where I'm going without any delay whatsoever,

And getting some final touch ups.

And give Corey his life back.

And give him a ride home.

And give up on getting Alen his TVs.

And go back to his girlfriend after only four minutes.

And had a new wall constructed to surround this area

And had him record Corey saying a specific

And have their lawyers come after him.

And he seemed like my best shot

And he was really hitting our message home.

And headed over to Burbank Pizzeria

And headed to the client's home

And Heath now weighing in below the 220 pound limit...

And hooked up to giant helium balloons...

And hundreds of hours of relentless practice,

And I added facial hair.

And I age progressed him to around 22,

And I became seriously concerned that

And I could've kept going.

And I didn't feel ready to call it a night just yet.

And I feel like there was no real thoughts

And I felt like he was our best shot

And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools

And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools

And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools

And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools

And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools

And I noticed that JJ was getting pretty tipsy.

And I tried to show that in the picture

And I truly believe that this, and only this,

And I was especially blown away

And I was hopeful this would be a real money maker

And I was so proud of my cast

And I was sure to take note of everything.

And I was thankful that Jack was so committed

And I watch "The Real Housewives of New York City."

And I watched as, for the first time in history,

And I worked at a call center.

And I'd love to let you in,

And I'll be totally safe.

And I'm happy to say we delivered.

And I'm looking for couples that know how to ride.

And if I'm not feeling it, I'll just be like, "No."

And if Joy allowed riders above that weight

And if you don't do it by the time I get to three,

And if you're looking to lose a couple of pounds,

And in my line of work, being late is not an option.

And in that moment, I realized I'd become

And increased the cost of drinks

And inform them that no one was allowed in or out.

And it wasn't long

And it's something you're not a tightrope walker?

And just a week before meeting Corey,

And just let me know if you want to order any more.

And knowing he was protected,

And knowing that Jack was holding up

And later that week, I met with those who responded

And later that week, I returned to see the results.

And lead them back to the store.

And let... give her time to shop...

And lived with his parents.

And mailed them to media outlets throughout the state

And make it into a girl.

And moved some of her poorer selling items

And my gridlock rescue concept could become a national hit.

And my mind just was blank.

And my... that I... that I hope to be known for,

And never stepped foot in a gym.

And nightclubs in the area.

And now he's sharing his fitness tips with all of us.

And officially changed the hours.

And once Alen unlocked the front door,

And once complete, it was delivered to Vincent's studio

And once everything was in its place,

And once he freed himself from the aisle,

And once he was changed into his wire walking suite,

And once it was done, we wrapped it up

And once the prosthetic

And once the scene was set, we were ready to begin.

And once they saw it had everything a guy could want,

And once we get started, you will be

And organizing his collection of

And our case was crumbling before my very eyes.

And our secret would be safe.

And over the next couple weeks,

And performs a death defying tightrope walk for charity.

And perhaps that's a good thing.

And professional photos

And proprietors like Ellen Sancer

And raise awareness for breast cancer.

And recommending a covert surveillance

And riding it around,

And ruin his innocence.

And sent them off.

And shortly after uploading them to his profile,

And showed him my business plan and marketing materials

And since he made such a big purchase,

And since the workout was my idea anyways,

And stuff like that, so...

And suffer severe or even fatal injuries.

And taking photographs of you with another woman,

And tell it to me?

And ten minutes in, not only were

And that he'd never been to a gym in his life.

And that kind of thing, but most of the time,

And that meant I could finally

And that meant my concept was a success.

And that meant we had to move quick,

And that that point, I really just wanted to get home,

And that's not good.

And that's probably getting off easy

And that's what it really comes down to,

And that's when I realized

And that's why I'm, like, eh, I don't really want

And the box now decorated to make it exciting for kids,

And the charity Metavivor, specifically.

And the flying scarecrow overhead,

And the guy was loving every minute of it.

And the only ovens that seemed to be in her price range

And the only people who could screw it up

And the other two were in high school.

And the owner of Glendale, California's Travelure By Rose.

And the razor beaked birds that were in the sky.

And the real Corey would emerge for his kiss with Jasmine.

And the whole truth and everything?

And then added a cork lined inner chamber

And then all there was left to do was wait.

And then blew up images from our footage,

And then brought them to a church I rented

And then classified every patron

And then hired a team of professional transcribers

And then I headed into the first media appearance

And then it gets more and more or

And then present a check to a breast cancer charity,

And then resell those TVs for any price he wants

And then sent them off in a van to Best Buy.

And then the next one does it later?

And then threw up a curtain to complete

And then we'll pretend it's me who did it?

And there is nothing more to discuss about it.

And there was a child in there the entire time...

And there's quite a bit of progression in this picture

And they found a professional bodybuilder

And they, too, would like to see more from Corey.

And to really sell this idea,

And tried again to get the court testimony I needed

And unfortunately, tragically he died

And using this flyer to price match

And victory had never tasted so sweet.

And video footage we had from that night

And watching royalty free football.

And we don't tell them

And we expect, you know, a low price

And we expect, you know, a low price

And we have proof that it works.

And we need to let people know that.

And we'll get you there a whole lot quicker.

And whatever stuff I could

And with a little bit of practice,

And with Corey squared away,

And with everything unloaded from the truck,

And with his girlfriend just starting to shop,

And with Holly and Tony out of the room,

And with millions of people listening,

And with that, it was time to see if Rose

And with that, we headed out to my made up party.

And with the audience shoved away in the corner,

And with the final preparations under way,

And you are free now

And you do not understand the dynamics

And you do not understand the dynamics

And you know what?

And you know, a lot of people wear bald today.

And you'll get a fresh batch of people

And you're having sex with a girl,

And you're just gonna have to fill in the blanks yourself.

And, you know, I did photography too, and...

And, you know, I need stuff in there.

Another 8.6 million live with a serious illness

Any guy saying that.

Any minor discrepancies in our appearance

Any report that shows it was accessed.

Any sex noises that happened to get through.

Any time we're moving... Great, right?

Anyone's gonna remember you for that.

Are the big softshell buyers?

Are there any issues in the relationship at all?

Are you familiar with the Best Buy price match policy?

Are you guy ready to change your life

Are you guys ready? Yeah.

Are you happy with where you're at

Are you in?

Are you married?

Are you, uh, are you married?

Aren't gonna be around much longer.

As 30 minutes after opening,

As a final precaution,

As a free workout intensive.

As a line comprised mostly

As a national hero.

As a team.

As a way to get JJ into a padded outfit

As an actor in a free form play,

As Brian started bragging that he too was a model,

As by the next morning, I had a response

As closely as possible.

As far as saying it's a really good show

As far as what a person could look like.

As future brand ambassadors if they became star athletes,

As he was relaxed and enjoying his beer.

As I walked the wire to inspire you

As if his Achilles heel had been struck by a blade,

As in these situations,

As long as it takes.

As long as we were talking about sex,

As much as we enjoyed making it.

As my actors were able to stay faithful to the original night,

As my branch blocking team raced into position

As my plan would require me to physically become him.

As my unpaid intern takes my spot in the car

As seriously as I had hoped.

As smoking bans throughout America have made

As some prison they're forced into.

As someone who knows a lot about marketing.

As the first outdoor apparel company to openly promote

As the guru behind this workout

As they were just now arriving at Best Buy,

As you can see on the wall, so...

At a constant progression,

At any gym he wanted.

At first, I thought he might just be bringing his own water,

At getting a big sale for Emily,

At one of the area's most popular funeral homes.

At one table, there was a couple that shared a kiss,

At playing in the big leagues and becoming a star,

At the 1881 Club for a night of legal indoor smoking.

At the back of the store

At the same party, but no, not together.

At their hotel.

Austin had taken a few liberties

Austin returned with the completed book.

Away from phones, internet, and especially his family.

Bareback or use a condom?

Based on renderings of artists like myself

Based upon what you've told me,

Basically, only way of making money.

Beautiful.

Because audiences love someone

Because he didn't follow the rules, and he took his kid

Because he looks lonely.

Because I told her I wanted our first kiss to be special.

Because I used to be an astronaut.

Because it would give me more time to focus on my work.

Because of my actions,

Because of the age of your child,

Because the box had to be airtight,

Because their kids are there.

Because they don't want to say that evil exists.

Because they're not "feeling" the person.

Because they're unable to engage in sexual intercourse

Because this is a test,

Because we are buying while he still, you know, sucks.

Because we want a cardio workout too.

Because you're not good at this,

Because you're not good at this,

Because your muscles are training during exhaustion.

Because, within minutes, customers began arriving

Becoming a reality.

Before hiring you, obviously.

Before she bites the dust.

Before the gas chambers.

Before they're gone for good.

Began filling up the seats.

Began to concern me,

Behind my back

Best Buy wouldn't be able to come after him for anything,

Best of all, I had never seen Ellen look happier.

Better lawyers, probably, more money.

Big tackle coming.

Breast cancer research.

Brian: Crunch Fitness.

Brian: Let's go.

But according to my research, suing was the only way

But after days and days

But after reviewing the promotional images I took,

But after she left, I found myself

But agreed to give me a chance

But all it was was simply a woman's touch.

But all the energy in the room surrounded Roman and Kenzie.

But all this would mean nothing

But all you really need is one to go pro

But as he started getting strapped in,

But as I spent the next day

But as show time neared, it looked like

But as the rehearsal went on, I became concerned

But as we left the store,

But at least I could be proud

But at least we could celebrate that we gave it our all

But before launching this,

But before leaving, I wanted to make it clear to Jasmine

But before making offers, I wanted to figure out

But before suggesting this to Rose,

But before we could begin, I still had the tough task

But charming version of the man whose skin I was in.

But especially as I've gotten older and fatter,

But even though I had what I needed,

But ever since a massive Best Buy moved in

But first: Susan Kim is the owner

But first...

But for Ellen's role,

But for my purposes it would work.

But for some reason, once she was gone,

But for this brand to have credibility,

But for this to work, I needed to get him drunk

But for what I was about to do next,

But getting someone from within these walls

But he said there was one piece of evidence

But he seemed confident that this would work.

But hit worst of all has been the bars.

But humans have feelings too.

But I I really don't see it that way.

But I came prepared with a plan

But I had to make sure he was willing

But I hope I'm remembered

But I knew I had a promise to keep.

But I knew that if even one sex noise

But I never thought of it as a workout.

But I project that she's having fun.

But I realized that maybe there was still a way

But I recently discovered that by wearing

But I still had to factor in

But I think doing so would be unfair to the customers

But I think we'd be idiots not to give it a shot.

But I was able to use these audio clips

But I was determined to stick this out

But I was hopeful that the remaining steps

But I was most excited about landing a deal

But I was surprised to learn

But I'll find out.

But I'll just say I hope you enjoy this play

But I'm not getting that sense right now.

But if Alen dropped his prices so low

But if I was gonna go up against

But if Jack was still going to his old gym

But if Niky's were to sign cheap, long term contracts

But if plus sized customers could have their weight offset

But if the Hilltop Hotel could offer a portable soundproof box

But if what happened in there somehow

But in reality, my only goal

But in reality, these people were showing up

But in reality, this astronaut was my old pal James Bailey,

But in searching for a replacement,

But in this internet age,

But it feels really good to to hear.

But it seemed like every popular workout

But it seemed like their faith in Jack's workout

But it was all just a calculated ruse

But it was crucial that I follow the rabbi's guidance

But it was only fair to hold off on my decision

But it wasn't what he needed.

But it's kind of hard to talk about myself with

But knowing that tonight's sales

But lately, owner David Sassounian

But lately, she's noticed that sales have taken a dip.

But not only were they

But once he came face to face with our alligator,

But once the new discounted price went into effect,

But once we got going,

But people really responded to this thing.

But please don't disrespect me while I'm talking to you.

But recently, hotel manager Kenny Pang

But shortly after their arrival,

But since I didn't want them to see me up close,

But since it was crucial

But since neither of us knew how the funeral business

But since the most important part was the soundproofing,

But so far, I wasn't buying it.

But still, I felt like I had enough information

But thank you for saying that; that is nice.

But that's when he started talking to me

But that's when his mood soured.

But that's when I came across a sure fire way

But that's when I made a troubling discovery.

But that's when I realized I hadn't yet bro'd down

But that's when it occurred to me

But the conversation got sidetracked

But the idea wasn't mine, Nathan.

But the more I use the system,

But the one thing I knew is that when big corporations

But the only opinion that really mattered was Ellen's.

But the truth was all over his face.

But then I got word that, back at Best Buy,

But then Jack finally emerged.

But then something happened that I never expected.

But then, something bad happened.

But then, to my surprise, a customer actually returned

But there was still one issue I had to resolve.

But there was still one more thing

But there's... you know, there's... there's nothing I can do.

But these people did it without ever thinking

But this next part is the most crucial part

But this night had all the ingredients of a hit play.

But to do this would take some maneuvering.

But to do this would take some work,

But to fool his own family

But to see if this would work as an actual service,

But to turn someone into a national hero,

But two weeks ago,

But unfortunately, Jack had something else in mind.

But unlike branches, birds are a moving target

But we'll figure it out together.

But what Corey didn't know is that the doctor

But what Elle didn't know is that my one and only goal

But what I didn't expect was the psychological shock

But what I really cared about was his body.

But what no one will know

But when I arranged a meet up

But when I dropped him off,

But when I had the clerk check the gate access records,

But when I looked online,

But when I put on football again,

But when I was reviewing the footage we shot,

But with a child's mental health on the line,

But with my team already under way

But yeah. It's good to know, yeah.

But, brother, I'll tell you one thing.

But, uh...

But, you know, your talent really is on the field.

But...it's out there.

By 20 pounds, so it was a simple matter

By an actress who nailed the part of Ellen.

By being tied to helium filled weather balloons,

By catching up on the royalty free music tracks

By even the simplest of questions.

By helping them book their funerals,

By investing in kids while they're still cheap.

By staying open 24 hours a day.

By the time I'm done, you will reemerge

California judge Anthony Filosa,

Can anyone become a hero?

Can I ask what's funny about what we're doing here?

Can I ask your permission to kiss you?

Can't be a boundary pushing theatrical experience?

Caring for his parents' house where he still lives,

Cell phone telling me there's a message.

Chances are you'll stay at the iconic Hilltop Hotel.

Claim that smoking restrictions

Clearly Jack wasn't taking our business arrangement

Come in here and look at this before picture.

Completely cut off from the outside world.

Constructing the rigging for the wire walk,

Containing all the photos of my top picks,

Corey and Jasmine hitting it off...

Corey as a sensitive guy that women

Corey, are you ready to be a hero?

Could convince customers to plan their funerals

Could go into that box.

Could now walk the streets of Vancouver

Could provide horsey rides for the, uh, morbidly obese.

Couldn't have gone better.

Crack that shit.

Craving something to put this over the top,

Crippled by modern technology.

Dating account for Corey that I populated

David could tap into an endless supply of labor

Definitely ready to be down lower to the ground.

Designed to my specifications.

Destroy everything I had created,

Did you rent that? Yes.

Do you guys like dancing?

Do you know the antique shop next door?

Do you like this brand, Market Pantry?

Do you like? I love it.

Do you normally start, like, kissing a little bit,

Do you often do stuff like that

Do you swear to tell the truth

Do you want to just slate with your name first?

Do you want to see a magic trick?

Does kill over 400,000 Americans per year.

Don't you, Jurgen?

Doug Collins in their winter catalog

Down to the model I hired for product shots,

Dr. Judy Rosenberg.

Driving from location to location.

Educational materials for consumers,

Efficiently moving the client's stuff,

Elizabeth Albert has a dedicated Man Zone,

Emily extended her hours

Enjoy.

Eroding the insides of one of America's

Especially horses and maybe, you know, for my dogs,

Even though Bradley's parents

Every section of the store without interruption.

Everybody does this shit, Max, [bleep] George.

Everyone has a different personality.

Everything you offer, that would be really helpful

Everything's going to be okay.

Exactly 0 of his $1 televisions had been purchased.

Failure can leave you feeling pretty empty inside,

Families on vacation.

Far exceeded any of the other players,

Finally, in between the door and the TVs,

Find a way to protect my balloons from birds,

Find someone and get married, so... have kids."

For a documentary about nightlife in Long Beach,

For a few days, everybody's panicking.

For a full 17 minutes before leaving,

For a human body too?

For a new reality show called "Retail Dating,"

For a new reality show, in which participants

For a new workout called The Movement

For a while, you know.

For an endorsement deal, and his mom seemed interested,

For Corey to be transformed into a hero

For everyone to see. Yeah, but that doesn't...

For everyone's support.

For giving me the courage to do this.

For giving such a memorable performance

For guidance on how to build my case.

For him to see our display later that week.

For insurance purposes for the show,

For Metavivor, a national organization that funds

For more than a few seconds at a time.

For my transformation:

For Niky's endorsement portfolio.

For nudging children in the right direction.

For over 60 years.

For over five years, but lately,

For sexually active parents traveling with their children.

For so many years.

For some reason, this guy wasn't into it either.

For somebody else.

For such a sensitive subject matter.

For the 1881 Club.

For the big wire walk event.

For the guy stuff.

For the investment to pay off big time.

For the latex prosthetic that would turn me

For the new Man Zone.

For the next six months,

For the opportunity to move stuff.

For the real moving job I had scheduled with David.

For the role of female bar owner.

For the TV deals.

For the World Championships that I won,

For this to pay off big time,

For three days of intense group rehearsal

For us to make our decision.

For wearing the coat.

For what could be

For who I said was a real astronaut

For you to move into this truck.

Founder of Apple.

Free at last, free at last, huh?

From a different pouch, quickly refilling the glass

From a lovely woman named Jasmine,

From all my insecurities.

From another Best Buy employee

From buying up all of Alen's dollar TVs,

From coffin sales and grave plots.

From his parents' carnal acts,

From in and around the City of Angels.

From one location to another.

From one of Canada's top business schools

From people wanting to try the workout.

From staying longer and buying more stuff

From the rest of the world

From this point forward, your ride is over.

Full advantage of her surroundings,

Gave them the will to keep going.

Generating new sales would greatly increase.

Gently touched Roman's arm.

George allowed me to continue as long as we put him in naked.

George and I delicately loaded the body

Get more families to come in because when they

Getting close, or..

Getting it done.

Giving Alen a short window of time

Gliding through life right now.

Going in my head; it was just, like, doing it

Going on right now, but, uh

Going over the footage from that night,

Good bye.

Good luck

Got it?

Got it? Yes.

Got no further than Herbert as well.

Gotta get the workout and come out...

Great touchdown celebration coming up.

Great.

Had a pretty good handle on their lines,

Had been touched.

Had genuine theatrical value,

Had published a tribute to notorious Holocaust denier

Hanging out, grabbing a brewski,

Happened to get through to the inside,

Hardly any customers seemed to notice they were there.

Has a right to do everything just because they want to.

Has been a windbreaker made by Taiga,

Has been eager to attract a new type of clientele:

Has been finding it hard to stay profitable

Has come down with Klein's and she's on her way out,

Has high hopes of becoming a household name,

Has high hopes of becoming a household name,

Has really gotten me thinking a lot about my own mortality,

Has some sort of psychological issue happening.

Have caused her profits to plummet.

Have fun.

Have the potential for greatness.

Have you ever seen a man that looks like this before?

Have you ever seen that?

Have, basically, a dress code.

Having a little too much to drink.

Having people smoke in here.

Having to worry about any legal repercussions.

He didn't seem to have any life plans whatsoever,

He eventually agreed to sign off on the job.

He got his amazing physique

He has no respect for you.

He insisted that I meet the guy,

He just doesn't either know how to

He just seems to be

He opened up to me about something

He picked me up in a Best Buy parking lot.

He says he works out every day, so if he's going...

He stayed on track.

He suddenly felt weak in his legs and trembled and fell

He wanted to see a working prototype.

He was a great inspiration for me.

He was immediately concerned.

He was just talking about that too.

He was now immune from prosecution...

He was really quite incensed.

He was struggling with.

He would deliver a pre written speech

He would need to step into his new role as a hero.

He, you know, he passed away,

He'd always wanted.

He'll ever need.

He's been finding it impossible

He's waiting for you.

Hello, everyone. Hello.

Her chances of inebriated customers

Here was a woman who thought

Hey, everyone.

Hey. Hi

Hey. Hi.

Hi, Grandpa.

Hi, Niky? Yes, sir.

His body would look like that, 90%.

His end of the bargain,

His face is spread out more.

His girlfriend had time to browse

His grandparents have become his main caregivers.

His hair is completely gone because of a choice,

His inventory remained untouched

His name was Dendy.

His skills on the field

Hmm.

Holocaust awareness education.

Honestly, you seem like very nice people,

Hop on the bike!

How about we try an exercise, okay?

How are you?

How are you? I'm fine. How are you?

How could Best Buy, one of my favorite companies,

How does it feel? Good. Feels good.

How quickly do you think you'd be able

How will I do it?

How you doing today?

Hypothetically speaking... Mm hmm.

I actually felt a bit sad,

I actually have a price match for this to get it for a dollar.

I added a live alligator,

I added a selection of branded merchandise

I also chose a title for the play,

I also created some new images that would help portray

I also installed a self contained breathing system

I appreciate it. No problem.

I appreciate your honesty.

I arranged for an additional five performers

I attached to me would reduce my weight

I became the worst guy.

I began meeting with the parents

I began receiving some troubling messages

I began to get the hang of it.

I began to have doubts about our chances

I began working on a secret project

I booked him an evaluation

I brought in our test subject...

I brought Jurgen and Marie into the room so we could begin.

I calculated it would take exactly three balloons

I came back in to see how it went.

I can do news broadcasts and be out in the public

I can do, you know, seminars or, uh...

I can outperform you.

I can put it to work.

I can... you know, I look just as good as you do.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. Don't you ever do that again.

I can't tell.

I congratulated my team on finishing their first workout

I contacted a ghostwriter who advertised his services

I convinced Rose to pose as my dying wife

I could be sure that The Movement's future

I could finally return to Magnolia and Willow

I could finally return to Niky's

I could get him the TVs he was rightfully owed,

I could kind of recognize your voice

I could now be confident that he'd stick with the plan,

I could now begin the process of learning everything

I could now head back to Park Place Stable

I could now prepare to get Alen his TVs

I could now refocus on getting in

I could've kept pursuing this lawsuit

I couldn't even stay on the wire

I couldn't help but feel like it might just be

I couldn't live with myself

I couldn't risk Jack being seen at a gym,

I created a rainforest soundscape

I decided to close the curtain and say the play was over.

I decided to go as the manager of a local Hot Topic

I definitely find braces

I desperately needed to turn things around.

I did it.

I didn't know much about this stuff,

I didn't know. Go ahead.

I didn't see it before,

I didn't want to be rude and leave abruptly,

I discovered I was actually really good at it.

I discovered that cremation furnaces

I discovered that each helium filled balloon

I do work, charity work...

I don't have plans in that area right now, though,

I don't have someone in my life that is I'm this close with.

I don't know if I can convince people

I don't know much about age progression

I don't know what it was,

I don't know what that is, but you might want to bring it up,

I don't really see myself as a hero,

I don't want to say too much

I excused Alen from the room so I could get her report.

I explained to him that the cameras were there

I feel a renewed person.

I feel good.

I felt compelled to express my gratitude

I felt confident moving forward

I felt like a... I felt a rush go right by me.

I felt like a... I felt a rush go right by me.

I felt that we were ready for anything

I felt the least I could do was be a gentleman

I filled him in on my suspicions about Jack.

I finally realized the fatal flaw in my concept.

I followed up one more time with Bradley.

I gathered information

I gave them this book... Okay.

I give them a signal out my window

I got a response from a female Best Buy employee named Elle.

I got this body by simply just moving boxes and furniture

I guess we have it all set up,

I guess.

I had a cover designed, highlighting the fact

I had a final look over to ensure that every prop

I had already explained to them

I had booked for Corey to promote the big event.

I had Corey brought from the van

I had Corey's grandparents brought to Los Angeles

I had done with his life while he was away.

I had found an overweight man named Heath

I had fully stocked a trailer

I had it sent to a 3 D printer

I had my doubts going into this,

I had my team bring in a couple of theater seats

I had nearly everything I needed to begin marketing

I had obtained on Best Buy...

I had prearranged for the date

I had the dialogue compiled and converted into a script

I had the fake manager defuse the situation

I had to find a way to keep him on track,

I had to get the real Corey out of town.

I had to somehow figure out a way

I had two women recruited from the theater district

I handed each of them their matching team workout wear

I have a really good eye for what could possibly be,

I have a special surprise for you today.

I have major trust issues

I have no faith in your judgment whatsoever.

I have to like what I'm doing.

I headed to some other bars in the area to get word spreading

I hired an actress to pose as a hotel manager

I hired an obese look alike

I hired two pornographic performers

I hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it.

I hope you enjoyed "Smokers Allowed."

I I know you don't want to do it,

I imagine it's incredibly frustrating for the parents

I implemented a strict dress code, requiring customers

I just couldn't get her words out of my head...

I just go on for a little bit.

I just hoped I could convince him

I just like to see everything, man, you know.

I just pulled up the dictionary definition of pornography.

I just say "cool beans" a lot.

I just spend most of my time in Ventura.

I just wish I waited a little bit longer

I just wish that the little one

I kept the pair behind to work with them one on one.

I knew I needed to find a person

I knew it wasn't gonna get any louder,

I knew it wouldn't be too much of a challenge

I knew my Corey disguise and impression were good,

I knew this wasn't real, but her looking at me

I know I'm charismatic,

I know you're still going to your regular gym.

I like alfredo pasta.

I love "Sims." Yeah.

I love Ben Affleck

I love specifically, like, alfredo pasta.

I love the jacket so much

I love you

I love you.

I loved it.

I make sure to have two interns follow me on a motorcycle.

I may have unintentionally committed a hate crime

I mean, all my homeboys from back in Ohio, they do it.

I mean, do you feel free?

I mean, I would I guess so, yeah.

I mean, I'm not

I mean, it always feels like it's the end of the world.

I mean, it's bad for small business.

I mean, no.

I mean, some of them are definitely gonna flame out,

I mean, that is phenomenal.

I mean, that's a medical device he's wearing.

I mean, that's a pretty big sale, right?

I mean, that's just my opinion

I mean, there's no way that I can compete.

I mean, this is how you'll be remembered when you die.

I mean, usually, like, sometimes, there's kissing.

I mean, you can see that I was a fat tub of lard.

I mean, you guys seem great.

I mean, you know, little flashlights, you know,

I met a biker couple named Sean and Laura

I might've accidentally stumbled onto

I need to go do that. Okay

I need to go now.

I need to know just in case. Yes.

I need to know you're a good writer

I needed my brand to stand for something,

I needed to be sure it could incinerate a body.

I needed to make sure it held up

I needed to see if there was interest from actual commuters.

I nervously checked in with her to get her thoughts.

I never thought about turning it around that way.

I never, ever really pay attention to this matter.

I noticed that JJ was still pretty drunk,

I noticed that none of the water we had left for Jack

I noticed that two other customers

I noticed there are a lot of bars

I noticed there were two things

I now knew that Rose would be able

I often find myself stuck in total gridlock,

I ordered some weather balloons online

I prepared an extensive contract for him to sign.

I put an ad on Craigslist to recruit a team of people

I put up an ad to recruit Best Buy employees

I reached out to our list of eager Movement participants

I realized he might not have been going

I realized I couldn't be sure any of these other brands

I realized I just didn't have the body

I realized that Emily might not be taking

I realized there might be a simple solution

I really just wish I had decided to be a soccer player

I really want this to feel like a real connection,

I really want this to feel like a real connection,

I said, they're not professional.

I sat down with him to make sure

I sealed him inside the chamber...

I secretly took over Corey's entire identity

I see a lot of potential.

I see this as an opportunity really for me to teach.

I set up auditions with my top picks for later that week.

I should tell you, that you won't have

I started to really think about what I was doing.

I still wanted her to enjoy the show,

I stumbled upon a conversation I had with Alen

I then had all the dollar TVs moved to an area

I then had Rose bring up the new service.

I think anyone should be able to do anything.

I think he would grow to be a very attractive young man,

I think that this mash up

I think that's really smart.

I thought Ellen did a pretty good job,

I thought he was having a good time,

I thought I'd have the best chance

I thought it would be easiest if I just did it.

I thought it would be simplest if she could just play herself,

I thought my night was over,

I told Alen it was just a routine checkup

I told them I was scouting young athletes

I try to use the time as best I can

I walked him through my concept

I want you to help me keep tabs on a fitness model

I wanted to guarantee we had some results,

I wanted to legitimize Jack with his own book.

I was a bit nervous about dancing,

I was a little hesitant about some of the design elements,

I was able to charm complete strangers.

I was about ready to give up,

I was amazed that Jeanette saw value in my play...

I was busy. [laughs]

I was comfortable moving forward with my lawsuit,

I was denied a price match too.

I was excited,

I was finally good enough to make it across a wire

I was hopeful he would just be heading back home,

I was hopeful it would draw a crowd.

I was hopeful they wouldn't want to leave.

I was left to monitor the rest of the test on my own.

I was moving forward with the lawsuit,

I was no closer to figuring out what made this play

I was off.

I was one of his childhood friends.

I was one step closer to getting Corey

I was one step closer to my gridlock rescue service

I was thinking we can do it

I wasn't gonna take any chances,

I wasn't ready to stop being Corey just yet.

I wasn't sure that this was gonna be this big of a deal

I went to watch several

I work at an arcade right now three days a week.

I worked round the clock to master my impersonation.

I worried that if I lost another guy that quickly,

I would need some legal advice,

I would need the spectacle to be much bigger.

I wouldn't be able to answer that.

I wouldn't have a case,

I...

I... I, um...

I...don't really need any company with me.

I'd also

I'd also like to thank my beautiful girlfriend, Jasmine,

I'd be able to help everyone avoid traffic,

I'd first need to recruit motorcyclists

I'd like to introduce you to Amy.

I'd need the support of a ******* leader.

I'd rather be trusting than late.

I'd rather sell a good one, but yeah, I mean,

I'd worked with in the past

I'll let you get away with a certain amount

I'll probably die on my next mission anyways.

I'll see you both at the big event.

I'll see you soon, hopefully. I'll give you a call for sure.

I'll tell them, you know, what they wanna hear.

I'm able to speed through the gridlock

I'm always hesitant to say too much

I'm gonna count to three,

I'm gonna have the performers go at each other pretty hard.

I'm gonna leave, okay?

I'm gonna put this bag over your head.

I'm gonna put you in this bag.

I'm just gonna have you close your eyes, okay?

I'm just so sick and tired of these big companies

I'm lean and mean, and I'm a fighting machine.

I'm looking for a gun that will, like,

I'm looking for strong couples because, you know,

I'm looking forward to it.

I'm out here for two weeks,

I'm seeing delusional thinking.

I'm so proud of your grandson.

I'm sorry. I mean, I feel bad,

I'm thinking of using in my show.

I'm usually a lot more nervous.

I'm working on a business opportunity,

I've always believed that there's a hero

I've been teaching myself how to balance

I've been training hard,

I've done two in a day. [laughing]

I've worked at a recycling factory.

I've worked at Best Buy for three months.

If Alen ended up broke and homeless

If Alen were diagnosed as clinically insane,

If either one of them came in contact

If I could arrange for hundreds of motorcyclists

If I could do it, anybody else could do it.

If I could do it, you could do it.

If I hire you guys and you break up,

If I hire you, and God forbid, you guys do break up,

If it was actually successful.

If my line of softshell jackets would ever take off.

If people don't suffer for their own stupidity,

If Sasha chose to pursue his dream

If she agreed to say them in an actual courtroom,

If the play's climax didn't land,

If their relationship's going well,

If they just think it's a workout,

If they thought I was one of them.

If you do curls. Right, right.

If you get the right drunk in here...

If you look at it this way, it looks like it's brand new.

If you need to move to a different house,

If you put it that way, theoretically, maybe.

If you want to attract families,

If you were a brown person a long time ago,

If you're a traveling businessman

Imagine if you were the only place that

In a theatrical production.

In a women's clothing store anyway.

In Burbank, where he began the process of casting the mold

In carrying my product.

In case of an emergency...

In front of the eyes of the nation.

In just moments, a crowd below

In Los Angeles, California,

In Malibu, California, has made a business

In my opinion,

In real life, but for this, you're pretending to be sick.

In Southern California,

In the '80s.

In the audience reserved especially for her.

In the dark about everything.

In the end, Sean and Laura

In the event of your death,

In the eyes... I loved it.

In the heart of historic downtown Los Angeles,

In the hopes I could convince people

In the hopes I'd get some interest.

In the same same day,

In this competitive world.

In this competitive world.

In this competitive world.

In this competitive world.

In this post Pearl Harbor world,

In this... in this "hug the world" scenario

In this... this gym.

In Ventura, California,

In your life right now?

Informing patrons that by entering the bar,

Inside each and every one of us.

Instead of an astronaut

Into a full service funeral home.

Into a holding area downstairs.

Into a national hero.

Into a pouch on my back.

Into Corey Calderwood.

Into Corey Calderwood.

Into the 650 degree oven,

Is a better workout that going to the gym,

Is because of their aggressive price match policy,

Is because their children will see and hear them,

Is everything okay?

Is follow up with the businesses I work with, you know,

Is how you were childhood friends with Steve Jobs.

Is in disguise. Okay.

Is that a bit cheesy, or...

Is that correct?

Is that Elizabeth Albert now had a place

Is that how it feels?

Is that it's... doesn't exist.

Is that okay?

Is that the man who's really walking that wire

Is that what you're saying? Oh, sorry.

Is their trip into the ground.

Is there a certain time limitation?

Is this kind of a science then?

Is to get the endorsement of a professional athlete.

Is what makes me want to continue to watch.

Is your health okay and everything?

Is, we're you're gonna do that,

It became clear

It became clear that they could be thrown off

It could be a whole new source of revenue for the 1881 Club.

It gets a little hot in there.

It gets lonely when you're not with someone

It had been a week since she last saw me up close,

It is a train wreck.

It just went from that magazine to that magazine and...

It looks like a space shuttle.

It reminded me of Sam Shepard.

It seemed like our prototype was complete.

It seemed to work,

It took five full hours to complete the move,

It was a bit of a challenge to explain

It was a classic bait and switch,

It was a flyer that was in the...

It was a lengthy, multi day process,

It was a little boring as far as I was concerned, but...

It was a side of me I had never seen before.

It was a strong first showing for the entire cast,

It was a successful evening,

It was actual labor.

It was actually one of the worst days

It was all over.

It was an accident.

It was clear our rehearsals had paid off,

It was clear something happened that night

It was finally time for Alen

It was finally time for opening night.

It was important to me

It was just a big rush of adrenaline.

It was just boys being boys...

It was just like...

It was nice, for once, to have a night away

It was the nonviolent solution I was looking for.

It was time for the event to begin.

It was time to begin the show.

It was time to bring him up to speed.

It was time to bring in Eric the manager

It was time to see if I could get her to admit

It was time to see if the new extended hours would work.

It was time to wrap things up

It wasn't it just wasn't

It won't pay off for another 10 to 15 years' time.

It would be a fun isolation box

It would be a huge setback

It would be the same thing, no matter what happens, so.

It would hold up in any situation

It's The next day?

It's a "in" thing.

It's a big moment, right?

It's a great idea.

It's a guilty pleasure for me.

It's a little harder to control in your store,

It's a new play called "Smokers Allowed."

It's a terrible experience

It's about doing what's right.

It's about the little moments that are nice.

It's almost dead okay. Good.

It's California. What the hell?" Like, they can't do it.

It's called a code five, mobile surveillance.

It's definitely an idea.

It's gonna be a huge battle.

It's hard to know if the play would actually be a success,

It's important to remember that smoking

It's interesting idea, and...

It's just kind of awkward... Definitely.

It's kind of a blessing in disguise.

It's kind of a slice of life.

It's my go to pleasure.

It's not about how much money you make

It's not from my heart.

It's not porn.

It's not yours. You understand, right?

It's pretty much the only position that works for me.

It's really good to see you, Jasmine.

It's really hard to open it up.

It's really hot.

It's right there at the back by a heat lamp.

It's that kind of discrimination that happens.

It's time to see if my box had worked.

It's totally new for me.

Jack admitted that the storage unit didn't work for him.

Jack goes to the gym religiously

Jack got the job.

Jack made appearances on morning shows

Jack still hadn't emerged,

Jasmine, I love you.

Jasmine.

JJ had destroyed a large selection of antiques,

Joy would be able to expand her customer base

Just a few minutes in, I could tell I was losing him quick.

Just a silly joke.

Just be yourself. All right. Okay.

Just because he's a larger man

Just by moving boxes and furniture?

Just by moving boxes and furniture.

Just don't worry about me

Just how serious about her Corey was.

Just looking at your phone?

Just meant to do a little move.

Just minutes away from his tiny shop,

Just so you don't know where you're going,

Just so you guys know,

Just so you know, uh,

Just two dudes doing what guys do best...

Just wanna say hi?

Just wanted to make sure. Just kiss.

Kenzie stepped forth and...

Keys, and cell phone.

Knowing that bikers have a pack mentality,

Knowing that I'd soon have to go back to being me

Knowing that the people who matter to me most

Launching a fitness craze, however,

Leading to permanent developmental damage

Learn a bit more about life in space.

Leave it in the lobby, then. Yeah.

Leaving my unpaid intern to wait in traffic

Let me put that on... forgot to put that on silent.

Let's see some attitude

Lie to everyone in America,

Life alone on the road.

Life isn't easy for smokers these days

Life risking for a good cause, I'm all for that.

Lights are off all the way, and you don't see shit.

Like Best Buy and Enron

Like John Patrick Shanley.

Like, "Just in case you get too drunk and get lost tonight

Like, I know it's fake,

Like, we prepare all these packages.

Like, what do you mean by buying things?

Little stars to, you know, go off at night.

Live on air tomorrow morning.

Lone Hill Ave.

Look at me.

Look into my eyes and say, "I love you."

Look, Jack, I know you haven't been coming here.

Looked envious of my ability to avoid traffic,

Looking for trade secrets,

Love that celebration.

Made me feel great about what I had done.

Magnolia and Willow, in the Long Beach area,

Make it in this competitive world.

Making sure there was no way he could get out on his own

Making the ride a success.

Male announcer: You're watching

Matching the dialogue and actions

May never really understand what guys need...

Maybe a suit, you know.

Maybe I could go to the moon.

Meaning that if an item breaks, it's as good as a sale,

Meanwhile, backstage was abuzz with my cast running lines

Meanwhile, everything was on track with my buyers

Meanwhile, I hung back at Speers to help Alen ensure

Meanwhile, on the rooftop,

Might've been entirely wrong.

Mm...

More in a single night than you do all month.

Most of the time, I'd say I have those moments

Most respected institutions.

Mother Nature could throw at us.

Ms. Barcelona,

Much information throughout this process.

My body might completely shut down.

My brain just wouldn't allow me to take a single step.

My buyers were told

My case had taken a huge blow,

My crew and I returned to the 1881 Club

My dad, who is also a longtime fan

My favorite jacket for the last decade

My favorite movie of all time was "Tommy Boy."

My girlfriend would be more than happy

My goal is to raise awareness for breast cancer

My goal was to establish a relationship

My life.

My plan was a success.

My plan was to cross from the north to south rooftop,

My plan was to position Jack

My plan was working great.

My play was a bona fide success,

My resemblance to Corey would have to go further.

My romantic leads had finally found a chemistry

My softshell jackets to the world.

My team was able to keep the delicate balloons intact,

My wife and my kids, they died in space.

Named Nathan,

Nathan: After making a quick stop at a drug store,

Nathan: I couldn't risk letting this guy

Nathan: I was shocked to discover

Nathan: Jack turned out to be

Nathan: The moving job was complete,

Nathan: The news appearance couldn't have gone better.

Nathan: This wasn't good.

Never been to a gym in my life.

Never stepped foot in the gym in my entire life.

Never stop dreaming.

News outlets were already arriving on site,

Newspaper ads we were running

Nice

Nice case. Where'd you get this?

Nice catch.

Niky's Sports is a growing retail soccer chain

No better than the corporation I was trying to defeat,

No wonder why my parents were [bleep] so mad at me.

No.

No. I just wanted to go.

Nobody learns. What was that sound?

Nobody wants to stand up against evil.

Nobody was really doing anything.

Nobody's ever called me that before.

None.

Not even close to being porn, no.

Not just to sit and watch somebody sit there smoking.

Not wanting to tip off that we were a new competitor

Nothing besides that?

Nothing's wrong with that.

Now even though a lot of the characters

Now I just had to convince the public

Now I just had to get him to the rooftop

Now I just had to pray that this would work.

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now I'm using my knowledge

Now I'm using my knowledge to help struggling

Now it was finally time to see if these three strangers

Now let's get started and let's start moving.

Now let's have you the grand reveal.

Now that I had impressed Elle,

Now that Jack had inspired and energized the group,

Now that our secret was safe,

Now that The Movement had its figurehead,

Now, I know she'd be like, "Dad."

Obviously, I couldn't use a real cadaver,

Odds are, you're gonna kill it or cripple it.

Of adding more until each customer

Of any local competitor,

Of being there.

Of bringing smokers back to her bar, so the next day,

Of Elizabeth Albert, a boutique that sells

Of family and friends of the actors

Of gaining their interest

Of having two pizza paddle like branch blockers

Of key action sequences that happened on the original night.

Of liberty in saying my lead,

Of making money from her dying customers.

Of my life.

Of my top picks to negotiate an endorsement deal

Of my training wire.

Of people's emotions and what offends them.

Of physical retail display that could include

Of retail and history,

Of sexual organs or activity."

Of the 1881 Club in Pasadena, California,

Of the best ranked youth teams in the area,

Of the dangers of space travel.

Of the German engineered windbreaker,

Of the Mojave Desert.

Of the most inspiring acts a human can do

Of the original person,

Of the theater department at Glendale Community College

Of the unknown that once they shut their mind off,

Of tuxedo rental stores in the area

Of Vancouver, BC.

Of Ventura calmly strolled from rooftop to rooftop

Of winning this case.

Of working in the space program,

Oh, God, Jurgen!

Oh, sweet, look. Open 24 hours.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Definitely, definitely.

Oh, you like it when I beg for that [bleep],

Oh. All right.

Oh. Okay.

Oh..

Okay, but if we take off the clothing, then it's okay?

Okay, it was printed, for sure

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, so...

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that's okay.

Okay, you comfortable? Yeah.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? I thought this was a girl.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'll take care of him. Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Show me how you're gonna act in there.

On 40 promising young athletes

On a 1/2 inch steel tightrope.

On as many of the top kids as I could,

On behalf of the cast and myself,

On business most of the year,

On camera evidence of a culture of corruption,

On Corey's phone.

On Craigslist and invited him to my office

On making history.

On one of his premium Samsung HD TV models

On one of his upcoming moving jobs.

On seeing their grandson in person.

On the back of a horse.

On the Best Buy price match policy.

On the day of his big promotion.

On the morning of the big promotion,

Once Brian was finished bragging,

Once he stumbled into Emily's store.

Once I was up on that rooftop,

Once the idea's done, to find out

One cool thing about Hot Topic is that, you know,

One guy says it's possible.

One of my signature articles of clothing,

One of the most astonishing events

One of the two.

One was out of high school and going to college,

One, two, three.

Only from moving boxes and furniture

Only making money.

Only time is when he's taking photos of you.

Ooh

Ooh ooh ee ee ah ahh....

Oooooooh...

Oop. Sorry.

Opening his mouth to say, "Nice work."

Options you have and can run through kind of

Or I don't know.

Or a smaller room, basically, with a small door...

Or anything right now?

Or else my Man Zone didn't stand a chance.

Or else we'd be exposed as a fraud.

Or gone insane from the unimaginable loneliness

Or the funny news is that I could take a girl or boy

Or they're really tightening their belt.

Or...how many girls you've slept with.

Otherwise you can't introduce their testimony,

Our business went down by half.

Our company's a strong supporter of, uh,

Our customers come in here to watch sports, watch TV,

Out of charging people to do just that,

Over a holiday weekend.

Over the course of several days,

Overseeing the final preparations

Parking just down the street from his home.

Part of a theatrical production

People could now smoke freely without the bar

People deny the Holocaust

People don't trust their fellow man the way they once did.

People would be flocking to Speers to get the deal.

Perfect.

Performing some routine medical tests...

Perhaps an image that immediately identifies

Personally give your daughter a sibling.

Playing video games,

Populated largely by young couples,

Preventing stores like Speers from underselling them,

Price match policy than meets the eye.

Price matches are restricted to one item per customer,

Prohibits smoking in a business unless it happens to be

Put your glasses on.

Ready to move houses for free.

Relationship stuff?

Remained unfulfilled, he might not have the confidence

Return to Kenny with undeniable proof

Right now, I'm on a rooftop

Right there.

Right when I step off that wire.

Rose Ilandrian is a travel agent

Rose started having second thoughts.

Sadly, uh, my wife, Rose,

San Diego 6 News In the Morning.

Sasha said something that blindsided me.

Sasha was getting a better understanding

See the coin?

See, that that felt real to me.

Seems like you've got a good bod.

Series of phrases that I had written.

Seriously doubt it.

Seriously, come on. I just want to be home.

Sewn into the lining of my jacket

Shared in the company's core beliefs.

She instantly agreed to go on a date,

She left because he was in there drinking beer.

She might be able to return to those profitable glory days.

She walked me through all their products and services,

She was sharing a genuine connection with someone,

She wasn't at all interested.

She'd need to be able to offer cremation to her customers.

She'd open up a whole new stream of revenue

She's already consented to kissing you.

She's been finding it tough to get customers in the door.

She's my rock.

She's seen her longstanding business

She's the actress that will be playing you.

Should be able to mount a horse,

Sign up and you can see what we're doing

Small business owners make it in this competitive world.

Smokers shouldn't be treated like second class citizens.

So after an hour and 20 minutes

So after printing out some flyers

So after setting up the box in one of their suites,

So after the 30 minute group session concluded,

So after the rest of the group left that day,

So bravo to him. Wow.

So do you still want to be an astronaut?

So early that morning, I sent my crew

So early the next morning,

So far, they had been kept completely

So far, things were working out with my second guy...

So for the past seven months,

So for two? For two.

So he could maintain his body in secret.

So he could see what you were motivated to eventually become?

So he made me take out the body before it was fully burnt,

So I arranged a meeting with L.A. based rabbi Shalom Denbo

So I asked him to give me a tour of his bedroom,

So I asked permission to take all his physical measurements

So I brought in James to help Sasha

So I brought in Rabbi Denbo

So I came up with the idea

So I came up with the idea of a costume party

So I contacted a local pizzeria

So I could cast professional actors to play each role.

So I created a website to help launch Summit Ice

So I decided the only way to be safe

So I decided to create an online

So I decided to stay for the private salsa lesson

So I didn't know if I was just being paranoid.

So I don't think there's a problem in...

So I dressed up her waiting area

So I figured the surest way to guarantee success would be

So I gave him a jump drive

So I gave him as much information as I could

So I got to work constructing our first isolation chamber

So I had my team come in early to set up an impressive display

So I had them finish up

So I headed to a local biker bar

So I headed to a nearby bar

So I invited them to a courtroom I rented

So I just want to be clear with you guys.

So I knew there was a romantic story line.

So I know I couldn't get you those TVs that I promised...

So I left the shop and headed over to Best Buy

So I met my team of buyers out back

So I met up with Joy to congratulate her

So I met with Cornelius Ladd,

So I offered up a list

So I paid a visit to a local gun shop

So I paid a visit to a private investigator

So I paid a visit to my old pal,

So I paid Alen a visit with an ambitious solution

So I paid Ellen a visit with a way

So I paid her a visit to see if she was right for the part.

So I paid her a visit with a way

So I paid her a visit with a way to help.

So I paid her a visit with a way to help.

So I paid him a visit at his home

So I paid him a visit to see if I could help.

So I paid Kenny a visit with a way to help.

So I paid Rose a visit with a really good solution.

So I paid Rose a visit with a really good solution.

So I picked a pair of buildings in downtown Los Angeles

So I quickly explained to Corey my plan

So I reached out to a local outdoor store

So I recently developed a solution

So I returned to City of Angels

So I rushed published a bunch of copies

So I sent my producers to a local fitness convention,

So I sent our sound guy out to the Mojave Desert

So I sent out a team of producers

So I sent Sean and Laura out into rush hour traffic

So I set up a private workout space

So I spent the afternoon compiling all the audio

So I structured a makeshift body out of dough

So I think your odds are pretty good.

So I tried my best to portray a realistic

So I tried to make sure their working environment

So I waited outside as JJ went in

So I wouldn't want to do anything to jeopardize that.

So I'm gonna start by asking y'all a question.

So I'm very concerned about my friend Alen.

So if Ellen added a small audience section to her bar

So if this relationship ends,

So if we can make a convincing argument

So if, instead of closing at 6:00 p.m.,

So in a world that's cruel and hurtful,

So in this house, I've prepared a bunch of furniture and boxes

So interesting.

So it took a lot of work to get this play off the ground.

So it was time for me to enter the tent

So kind of got to do it now.

So later that week, I arranged

So later that week, I arranged a meeting with the chair

So later that week, I brought him to my office

So let's try this.

So many people struggle with that these days.

So my hope was that once I switched with Corey,

So my job is to be out there to promote.

So nine months ago, to inspire you,

So nothing in a way but incredibly profound.

So once all the clothes were removed,

So once I finished up with his dad,

So once the bar cleared out,

So once the play was done and the cast took their bows,

So opening night. Yeah.

So please just stay in your room.

So prior to my arrival, I had a vacuum powered device

So ready and action.

So say it again. Okay.

So take as much time as you need.

So that evening, once the sun went down,

So that it alleviates the weight of them

So that means while the lady shops,

So that they are the bookends.

So that's good. Yeah.

So the child wouldn't suffocate.

So the next day, I brought them into my office

So the next day, I had him meet me at the storage locker

So the next day, I had my team bring in

So the next day, I returned to David

So the next day, I returned to the 1881 Club

So the next day, I returned to the store

So the next day, we told him he'd have to take

So the ride could begin.

So these are some of my friends here.

So think before you light up.

So this behavior was completely inappropriate.

So this is the section with those TVs.

So this job involves buying things.

So to conceal my true intentions,

So to get the job done quickly,

So to get you up there,

So to help dissuade these bargain hunters

So to maximize the number of TVs I could get Alen,

So to put it through the ultimate stress test,

So we'll check back with this in a bit.

So we'll check back with this in a bit.

So we're gonna go into a helicopter.

So we're trying to make arrangements for the day.

So what was it like being in outer space?

So when nighttime came,

So when the next couple came in,

So with Corey laying low in the desert,

So with everyone in place,

So with Jasmine now in position on the rooftop

So with the women in their seats,

So without further ado, "Smokers Allowed."

So without telling Alen

So you can imagine my horror

So you get drunk often.

So you think this will work to maintain those muscles?

So you're a bit worried?

So you're reading for the part of bar patron number six.

So you're reading for the role of female bar owner.

So, after coming up with a cool name,

So, before we headed out, I decided to give them a talk.

So, if you wanna come hang out there

So, the next day, I returned to Alen's store

So, the next day, I returned to Speers

So, uh, how's our secret gym been working out for you?

So, uh...how was that?

So, um...

So, with everything I needed,

So, without further ado, "Smokers Allowed."

So, you know, we're not gonna allow

So...

So...

So... do you know Steve Jobs?

So...what'd you think of the play?

Solely from lifting household items.

Some last minute practice,

Some of the top women's fashions on the Burbank strip.

Some of these kids suck, huh?

Some people, you know, don't want to wait it out,

Someone finally caught my eye.

Sometimes it's been the next day, you know?

Sometimes it's been years.

Sometimes we have some problems with over serving

Sometimes, it just goes straight to blowjob.

Sometimes, like, someone will come in

Somewhere, you wouldn't think that was done in Photoshop.

Speers TV is at risk of going extinct.

Spends over $700 a year to perform physical labor

Stemming from a non sexual incident

Steve Jobs?

Strangely surprised by my own confidence.

Studying his mannerisms and the way he moved.

Stun a bird but not kill it.

Summit Ice, I had a custom softshell jacket

Sure. Sure.

Susan was forgetting all about the men.

Suspended 5 feet in the air.

Take off your hood.

Taken to that level, in a way.

Taking note of their top players

Tampa Bay Bandits versus Houston Gamblers.

Telling them to go out on their balcony.

Than sitting on an animal that's bigger than you

Than the rest of us because they're gonna die so young.

Than when you did it with him?

Than with an inspirational speech from Jack?

Thank you

Thank you for the offer, but

Thank you so much for coming out, and good night

Thank you so much for coming out.

Thank you so much for coming.

Thank you so much for coming.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. All right. Bye.

Thank you, everyone, for supporting me,

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. [laughs]

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks so much and take care.

That allows me to be on time no matter how bad traffic gets.

That another man would be doing it.

That completely isolates the child

That Corey would ultimately take over.

That could compromise the balloons,

That could only be entered

That could testify as to the price match policy

That could turn the tide to my favor.

That creates just a level of uncomfort within me,

That David's employees do.

That drew me in as a customer?

That every single person involved in the brand,

That farmers had been using on the ground for years

That felt as genuine as the love

That happened when I was a child,

That her back storage area would be the perfect spot

That I couldn't ignore.

That I had to take care of.

That I might be able to adapt a tool

That I'd been putting off of breaking the news to Ellen

That I'm working with.

That I've worn it in nearly every episode of my show,

That immediately focuses the viewer on,

That in my efforts to take down Best Buy,

That is a big eye adjustment.

That is interesting.

That Jack got his body

That Jack had been going to his regular gym

That Jack was selling.

That kids of all ages would enjoy.

That kind of thing.

That live in the jungle.

That made all my social anxiety vanish.

That made the jacket look really cool,

That may have gripped the audience.

That maybe they're in a new relationship...

That moving boxes and furniture

That real life couple they were playing shared.

That really made this workout happen.

That serves the L.A. area.

That she didn't get the part.

That submitted to my "Retail Dating" show...

That the business was trending away from caskets altogether.

That the company would not honor their price match.

That the only travel they'll be interested in planning

That the product was ready to be offered to his guests.

That there was something more going on with the Best Buy

That they don't adhere to across the board,

That they were able to embody the exact essence

That they're actually doing free labor.

That was a good sentence.

That was caused by smoking or secondhand smoke.

That was crazy did you hear everybody cheering for you?

That was crazy. You did it so many times.

That was designed to discreetly suck up

That was until I noticed a few exciting moments

That we were accommodating an overweight customer,

That were interested in being riders.

That would actually pay him

That would be large enough

That would be my only support as I attempted to walk

That would complete my transformation

That would consist entirely of moving boxes and furniture

That would go into effect if their kids went pro.

That would hopefully camouflage

That would hopefully get me the diagnosis I needed.

That would protect him

That would protect the balloons from any punctures.

That would pump oxygen in while scrubbing out the CO2

That would require a more precise approach.

That would showcase all the new services that were available.

That you'd take someone on a date and then ask them,

That you're describing where everybody

That, you know, chose to dress... decent.

That's a great way to get fit

That's a woman

That's anti Semitic.

That's been operating in the neighborhood

That's both comfortable and geared

That's both professional and approachable.

That's common sense.

That's gonna be in there. Okay.

That's him

That's it, simple as this.

That's not good. Um...

That's relevant.

That's true.

That's very similar to the work

That's what we do.

The 1881 Club would become the only drinking hole in town

The alcohol I was served through a tube,

The athletic physique needed to play soccer professionally,

The audience actually seemed to enjoy the play.

The audience was on the edge of their seats,

The audience would never forget.

The chemistry between them was now all too real.

The company refused to explain their actions.

The core values of Summit Ice.

The couple stands out to me because it tells a story

The credibility of our entire workout

The date was going,

The deal vultures were already circling out front,

The display... I don't have a problem with the display.

The Gap had a whole campaign

The guy chose not to buy the dollar TV,

The guy decided to leave the Zone

The guy showing off his skateboard deck

The guy's girlfriend was leisurely shopping,

The harsh conditions of the trail.

The high cost of advertising has been holding him back.

The Hilltop could be liable for traumatizing an innocent child.

The likelihood of accidental contact

The more I notice that others around me

The movement inbox was flooded with requests

The oldest of the old.

The only thing I know about your judgment

The outdoors the only option for lighting up.

The perfect climactic action scene.

The pits where they lined them up to shoot them

The plan:

The plan: attract late night drunks

The plan: for Rose to transition her travel agency

The plan: secure endorsements

The plan: use Best Buy's price match policy against them

The problem is, landing a deal like that can cost millions.

The problem was, in reality,

The producers told them they were recruiting

The radio appearance

The real Jurgen and Marie decided to leave the room.

The result would be disastrous.

The road ends here, okay?

The roles were filling up nicely,

The sharp branches that hung over the trails

The system worked flawlessly,

The theater experience.

The truck was all loaded up

The true story of the Holocaust.

The ultimate hangout den for guys.

The way I see it, the only way you can go to your gym

The white breath of God,

The woman he's with feels a psychological pressure

Theater law.

Their chemistry was the glue holding this play together,

Then a second motor would deliver apple juice

Then to help our cause, I had the aisles narrowed slightly

Then you show up and I head back?

Then, the second I hit any traffic,

There couldn't be two of us.

There he is. Right turn.

There she goes

There was also a moment

There was just one more step I had to take to get him ready.

There was no turning back now.

There was something about being in another person's skin

There we go.

There would be no winning her back

There's a big risk the animal will buckle

There's nothing more fun

There's things that I still want,

There's this costume party in the area that

These are the more expensive ones...

These things are real. They happen.

They had all bought into the dream

They still insisted on being present during the test.

They were getting closer to nailing the blocking

They were just sitting there.

They will stay a lot longer than the other guests.

They won't let me inside.

They would have to match that price, too,

They'd quickly become the top hotel choice

They'll usually have sex, right?

They're always getting a great workout.

They're legally agreeing to be actors

They're pretty lax on the rules, you know?

They're wasting five years of their own life.

Things weren't looking so hot.

Thinking that, you know, the rules don't apply to them.

This guy wasn't going anywhere, and best of all,

This had to be dealt with quick.

This is "Nathan for You."

This is "Nathan for You."

This is "Nathan for You."

This is "Nathan for You."

This is "Nathan for You."

This is a boy.

This is all really great.

This is Corey,

This is Jack Garbarino before...

This is Jack Garbarino.

This is Nathan For You.

This is what his body is gonna look like?

This is where a switch occurs,

This is your girlfriend.

This store is pretty boring.

This was a big problem.

This was Jack about a hundred pounds ago.

This was not what I had promised Susan.

This would work well for the trees,

Thought would be possible from you.

Through a tiny, two foot tall door.

Throughout the city to be on call

Throughout the region.

Till the kids got a little bit older.

To a seven person group engagement,

To a totally unserved market.

To all of his problems.

To an area of the store that would increase

To approach the side of the car.

To ask her if she would be willing to testify in person,

To attract clientele, then put up a sign on the door

To be a convincing fitness authority.

To be enjoying their workout

To be honest with you, as a guy,

To be honest with you, not for doing these balloons.

To be open straight through the night,

To be really cute, for some reason.

To be the platform for a death defying wire walk

To break anymore 'cause it's [bleep] super expensive.

To bring him under the weight limit.

To conduct a preliminary weight test.

To confront him about what I saw.

To connect with the locals...

To create a digital soundboard that would allow me

To create a life size replica bust.

To create a small audience section

To disclose corporate secrets on camera

To do that.

To drive your car to wherever you're going.

To ever be broadcast on television,

To execute the plan,

To familiarize themselves with the script

To fetch gridlocked drivers at a moment's notice,

To file a class action lawsuit against Best Buy on your behalf.

To find out everything we could about their business model.

To find out if I was actually onto something

To gain exposure for his brand without breaking the bank.

To get a $1 TV, basically.

To get a sense of what your life is like before tomorrow.

To get Emily's thoughts on how it went

To get his guidance on how to convey

To get information, a classic bait and switch,

To get into a new relationship?

To get Rose the information she needed,

To get Speers an endless supply of $1 TVs.

To get the feeling I was hoping for.

To give him the best shot at becoming a national brand.

To go around the hotel as freely as you'd like

To guide Heath through a narrow clearing...

To have any conversation I wanted in his actual voice.

To have him fill out the necessary paperwork.

To help explain our intentions more clearly.

To help make the purchases,

To help me find out if Jack was honoring our agreement.

To help me test it out under real life circumstances.

To help people around the country.

To help struggling small business owners

To help struggling small business owners make it

To help struggling small business owners make it

To help struggling small business owners make it

To help struggling small business owners make it

To his private gym at all.

To house a child up to 16 years of age.

To incapacitate a bird.

To introduce him to the only employee

To join Tony and Holly for a seven person orgy.

To just $1 apiece,

To keep couples happy in her store.

To keep the guy chilling for longer,

To keep up with their aggressive pricing.

To launch this, you know,

To leave, which will often keep her

To legally protect him from Best Buy:

To legitimize my production in the eyes of the law.

To look around."

To lure guys into the Zone,

To make a huge profit.

To make a stop along the way.

To make his TVs virtually free,

To make matters worse,

To make people aware of breast cancer,

To make the anatomy as close to human as possible.

To maximize our revenue

To mount a horse,

To my surprise, the group actually seemed

To my system when we increased the height

To offer cremations on a budget

To offer his $1 prices to the world.

To participate in the show.

To pay a visit to Sasha's home,

To pitch Summit Ice to the manager of Adventure 16,

To play by my rules.

To play inside the box with custom animal calls

To pose as Jack before he lost the weight.

To prepare each of them for what they would face

To prepare for the big premiere.

To prove that even the most unlikely people

To prove that this would work.

To put my idea to the test.

To re create every moment exactly as it happened.

To reconsider their decision

To reflect theater prices.

To rescue people from gridlock.

To retrieve him from the desert...

To scour food courts, coffee shops, gas stations,

To secretly take over Corey's life.

To see if Ellen was interested in adjusting our approach.

To see if he could impress me enough to get the job.

To see if he was right for the task.

To see if I would have any better luck myself.

To see if it got the results I had promised,

To see if my Man Zone would work.

To see if the public would embrace my idea.

To see if their oven would burn it to a crisp.

To see if there were any nonlethal ways

To see if they were right for the task.

To see if they'd be right for the job.

To see my play finally launch, and 20 minutes in,

To seven seats,

To show him what Summit Ice was all about.

To show them that Speers did value their business.

To smoke in here? Yeah.

To squeeze out as much as you can from your customers

To start making offers, so later that week,

To take advantage of the great offer.

To take it from here

To take part in my service.

To talk to their parents.

To the clerk to see if he had any other ideas,

To the last holdouts of the information age

To The Movement.

To the sky.

To transform a totally unremarkable man

To undercut his biggest competitor

To undo the damage I'd done,

To wear formal attire just to enter the store.

To what I thought was a revolutionary idea.

To witness the big event.

To write down every word that was spoken.

Too afraid of the unknown to let a stranger inside.

Towards your masculine needs.

Trust me.

Try to mess with regular people like us,

Trying to price match a TV for a dollar.

Turn their backs on the very policy

Two...even, like.

Uh

Uh, a flyer.

Uh, he... he's the Microsoft...

Uh, I can... I'll make it work.

Ultimately, what you end up with is science and vision.

Um, but...

Um, okay.

Um, the candles flickered, the sheets were still,

Um...

Under even the most extreme circumstances.

Under the supervision of Rabbi Denbo.

Under there, but, yeah.

Unless, of course, you're overweight.

Until my balloon protection system was put to the test

Until the rest of the auditions I had scheduled were done.

Very tasteful, very professional, nothing.

Vincent Van Dyke, who, in the guise of

Visiting Pomona, California,

Walking across a building yet?

Want some apple juice?

Want to you want to kiss now?

Wants you to talk about The Movement

Was actually four time Emmy nominated makeup artist

Was actually shamed by a member of his synagogue

Was as comfortable as possible.

Was based on a charismatic figure

Was becoming a scary reality,

Was below the weight limit,

Was following me because I was gonna be performing

Was happening at the bar,

Was out of high school.

Was really connecting with their performance.

Was secure.

Was the ultimate blow.

Was to get him inside the antique shop

Was to get secret inside dirt

Was to start a jacket company of my own.

We are in spring, but we're always looking ahead to summer.

We can kind of do what we want a little bit.

We could all have a

We do too much for our children.

We don't have a love life. Yeah, but...

We don't have to do that.

We don't have to take it lying down.

We had a dress code. Okay.

We had several rounds,

We have a free way to do it

We have the rights to your name, likeness.

We have this, uh, price match policy.

We have two front row seats still available.

We kept in touch, but...

We layered the inside walls

We might have a sellout on our hands,

We soon got the big break we needed.

We tested it out in every possible scenario...

We think $250 is very fair

We want that type of connection. Okay.

We were officially open for business.

We were waiting in the front of the store.

We'll have to talk like this.

We'll have to talk like this.

We'll just leave it in the lobby.

We'll take you.

We're checking it out right now.

We're closed by 6:00, so it doesn't affect us as much.

We're getting concerned

We're halfway there,

We're offering a service.

We're on a code five right now.

We're really excited to be in business with you.

We're so amazed at this turnout.

We're used to all this shit. Right.

We're very excited.

Well, employee discount, you know...

Well, if everything goes as planned,

Well, lesson learned, huh?

Well, tonight, you're about to find out.

Were famous playwrights.

Were fully aware of what was about to happen,

Were looking at Heath and snickering

Were my team of TV buyers,

Were ones that cooked pizzas.

Were ridiculously expensive,

Weren't hiding dark secrets as well,

Weren't that different from everyone else

What a moment.

What did you get from him?

What did you think of the play?

What happened, like, you couldn't go to a restaurant.

What happens now?

What I'm doing is inspiring and heroic, you know?

What is the process?

What sense...

What these kids would look like when they were all grown up.

What you'll be doing is going to Best Buy

What you'll be getting today is a full body workout

What's your name? Josh.

When asked for comment by a ******* newspaper,

When baboons kidnapped and ate him.

When couples stay alone in a hotel,

When he's [bleep] a girl right next to me.

When I decided I wanted to transform someone's life,

When I first attempted this,

When I first met Corey,

When I recently discovered that Taiga

When I showed Judge Filosa the damning evidence

When I stopped by the storage unit,

When I was able to ejaculate in another position,

When the bar crowd started to dwindle,

When the transcription was finally done,

When they come in,

When they went head to head with the Best Buy legal team.

When you define yourself entirely by your successes,

When you got a nice looking girl...

When you start the project.

Whenever I'm on the road,

Whenever you need that, just let me know.

Where a man showed off his skateboard deck

Where a secret switch would take place,

Where guys could be themselves.

Where he could buy up all their inventory for $1

Where Jack lives,

Where people could legally smoke.

Where people who work at retail stores go on blind dates,

Where smoking is integral to the plot.

Where you feel like it could be better, you know?

Where you take this young child who has no facial hair,

Which can never be repaired.

Which guarantees they will match the price

Which I set for the following night.

Which I would then use to make my final decision.

Which is why I had a front row seat

Which is why Joy Lazarus of Park Place Stable

Which of these kids were most likely to develop

Which would allow Niky's to use their kids

Which would cement him as a hero.

Which would hopefully force customers who made it this far

While a three person selfie happened at the same time.

While back in the Zone...

While I hid him in a remote corner

While I quickly mount the back of the motorcycle.

While staying sober enough myself

While the women shop.

While, at the same time, a three person selfie

Who gives back and is charitable.

Who had appeared in a couple of magazines

Who had been booked for the same ride

Who I knew had a special skill

Who said he could accurately predict

Who seemed interested in being a spokesperson.

Who seemed interested in my idea

Who seemed like she might be a good fit for Corey.

Who wanted a better life.

Who was beyond hopeless.

Who was chosen to be her date,

Who was just searching for a real connection...

Who was willing to try out my concept.

Who were interested in seeing an exciting new play.

Who would have to take the stand if this went to trial.

Who's a living example of what the workout can do.

Who's to say mine can't be nice?

Whose funeral we were looking to plan

Whose manager seemed interested in carrying our brand.

Why is she playing with her hair like that?

Why not just one of you do it,

Why parents don't want to have sex while on vacation

Why we needed to go to a second house to unload

Will be inspired as Corey steps off this rooftop

Will be me.

Will be your legacy.

With 6 inches of rock wool batting

With a compromise that would allow him to work out

With a horse's life at stake,

With a legitimate price match,

With a number of children that showed potential,

With a plan to befriend a drunk patron

With a pressurized seal that would eliminate vibrations.

With a slight adjustment to our plan.

With an offer to change his life forever.

With an opportunity to finally prove my concept,

With attire that met our strict dress code

With clothing and cloth and leather and hair

With enough supplies for Corey to survive

With every precaution taken

With every role now cast, I gave all my actors a week

With funeral director Breanna Gallagher

With Jack's life story,

With Jasmine consenting to a kiss,

With jungle children.

With Jurgen and Marie gone,

With just a few minutes until show time,

With L.A. based clinical psychologist

With Laura and Sean on board,

With marketing materials

With my branch blockers trailing close behind

With my expert guidance

With my play, "Smokers Allowed."

With my top prospect, Sasha.

With one goal in mind:

With our balloons,

With our preventative measures in place,

With photos from his Facebook page.

With really good grades.

With really good grades.

With really good grades.

With really good grades.

With really good grades.

With really good grades.

With the day of the wire walk fast approaching,

With the goal of recruiting couples who ride together

With the Holocaust.

With The Movement workout?

With the one thing he'd been denying himself

With the real purpose of secretly

With the rising cost of labor in his industry.

With the soccer stars of tomorrow

With the solid portfolio of kids I needed

With their heads held high

With things that are already in your home,

With this one.

With thousands, possibly, of people

With Travelure.

With your address in your pocket?

With, like, CDs and DVDs.

Without being seen.

Without losing my focus one bit.

Without really thinking it through?

Working privately with

Would be a whole other challenge.

Would be determined enough to make it inside,

Would be no easy task.

Would be shattered.

Would be unable to resist.

Would complete an entire moving job for free.

Would determine if Emily kept using my idea,

Would go unnoticed.

Would only be admissible

Would prove more discouraging

Would receive a life makeover.

Would take some additional effort.

Would you laugh at a wheelchair?

Would you like to me to come too?

Wow, my gosh, I'm so proud of you.

Wow, that was cool, huh?

Wow.

Wow. That's pretty good, right?

Wow. Um...

Yeah, 'cause all my change falls out,

Yeah, have you been to 1881 Club?

Yeah, jungle children are children

Yeah, just like Okay.

Yeah, look at this, you can loosen the sleeves too, or...

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So. Good.

Years, years, years ago.

You and I can sit here and go,

You can breathe okay?

You can get on the back of the bike,

You can never get too much sex, man.

You can't go through life with your head in the sand.

You can't... can't go wrong with that.

You cannot tell that was done in Photoshop.

You entered a Best Buy,

You got to smoke outside here, huh?

You guys ever do that? Or...

You guys have sex with the same girl.

You have a place you can hang out

You have to cater to the needs of the parents.

You have to. Sometimes I get close.

You kept going back and forth.

You know the drill, right? Yeah.

You know what I feel like?

You know what I like more than anything?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Mm hmm.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, like, "Whoo!"

You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely.

You know, adult entertainment modeling.

You know, come out nice and drenched.

You know, do you think you'll be around then?

You know, I know Steve Jobs.

You know, I think I'd be nagging her to leave.

You know, it's nice to think about your horses and all,

You know, like, going up against a big company.

You know, most of my friends have died in space

You know, we put an alligator inside a small door...

You know, you're gonna be dead or something.

You know, you're with a gorgeous woman.

You know?

You might call City of Angels,

You need to see images to know,

You pull out, you're fine, right?

You really think the Holocaust deniers

You saw in the play tonight were smoking,

You see, Magnolia and Willow has a strict

You see, pretty soon, Rose's customers will be so old

You see, the average gym member in America

You see, when a guy has nothing to do,

You see, when Joy took me along the route earlier,

You see? That light?

You spend a lot of time volunteering

You too. Thanks

You understand?

You want? It's up to you.

You would just think, "Oh, all right,

You would think that was an actual picture.

You'll find someone pretty quick.

You're comfortable with, cool with.

You're entitled to those TVs.

You're gonna get anything for it is if someone breaks it

You're kind of useless to me.

You're not focusing on something specific.

You're right. As far as I'm concerned,

You're supposed to move your shoulders,

You're, like, in a tech playground

You've probably noticed that I have a keen sense of style

Your hips, and your arms as well.

Your kid was really good.

Your movers are very in shape.

Your own kind of opinions, or

Zippers are very important to me.

2 hour application process

6 million **** died in the Holocaust, approximately.

80 feet above the ground.

80 feet above the pavement.

275.

'Cause divorce is...

'Cause it's a women's store.

'Cause it's cute. [laughs]

'Cause it's something we do, it's [bleep]

'Cause men don't like to spend time

'Cause you can say it. I can't.

"Deny nothing" is too ambiguous?

"Forrest Gump."

"I have never been to a gym in my life."

"I haven't even walked in the door

"Inception," really?

"Inception."

"Never in my life."

"Penthouse" is porn. It's not.

"Penthouse"? No, it's not porn.

"Printed or visual..."

[blows air]

[blows]

[Blows]

[chuckles] What?

[echoing] For all I know, you're crazy.

[giggles]

[groans]

[laughing] You know what?

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Laughs] And, uh...

[laughs] I have seen a few bad ones, yeah.

[laughs] That's a That's [stammers]

[moaning] Oh...

[murmurs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] I do not believe

[snorts and spits]

[speaking Spanish] How are you guys doing?

[whispering] I guess.

[whispering] Oh, my God.

[yelling] Oh! Oh!

♪ Hot summer nights after the sun went down ♪

♪ Hot summer nights after the sun went down ♪

♪ This is day one

6 million. Okay. Great.

40%.

90% chance?

95.5, KLOS.

A costume party?

A flyer. Mm hmm.

A lot of people have been saying that

A real one?

A swastika.

A witness has to be in court,

Abso...lutely.

Absolute... as long as you pull out, man.

Absolutely, absolutely. But, like, whatever.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Admittedly, it's been awhile since I've been on a date.

After 1 1/2 hours, George had to open up his shop.

After a bit more discussion,

After a brief negotiation,

After a few minutes,

After a few unsuccessful attempts

After a fun night of conversation,

After Dr. Rosenberg was done with her evaluation,

After five hours of waiting,

After handling the customer's travel needs,

After James was done talking to Sasha,

After telling Alen I was gonna sue Best Buy,

After two hours of waiting,

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again. I love you.

AIDS, sorry, thank you. The RED campaign.

Alen was worried that Best Buy would retaliate

Alen, this is Cathy.

All of a sudden, internet came

All right

All right then.

All right, great. Well, we'll be in touch.

All right, here you go.

All right, here you go.

All right, man

All right, okay. Okay.

All right, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

All right, so whenever you're ready.

All right, so you guys want to switch out?

All right, stop.

All right, thank you so much.

All right, thank you. Yeah, no problem.

All right, uh...

All right, well, I'll leave you two

All right, well, you gonna have a workout or...

All right, well...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cool.

All right. Go.

All right. Great.

All right. Okay. Awesome. Thank you.

All right. You better be careful.

And all we could do now was pray.

And because of this, her customers have dwindled

And before long,

And covertly transport him into the city.

And even compared it to the work of who I assumed

And even though women

And for the first time,

And for the first time,

And has been working there for the past 15 years.

And he had strong feelings about me wearing it on TV.

And he told me that once,

And how is that gonna work?

And I could sense that the audience

And I felt that we were finally ready to head out.

And I think that curiosity

And I think you'll find she really honors the character.

And I would avoid using too much tongue.

And if it keeps up,

And in that moment, for the first time,

And it made me realize that my definition of success

And it's his hard work and dedication

And JJ even got to take home some antiques

And once our date was over, we said our good byes.

And once we were out of sight,

And ring up the sale.

And saying these words was strangely satisfying.

And she also happens to be single

And so that means you did porn.

And that's the idea.

And the mannequins kinda stationed

And then all of a sudden,

And then you're looking at each other during it?

And there it was: the smoking gun.

And was the television for you, or was it for someone else?

And we headed to the neighborhood

And we sell, sorry I'm telling you this one, funeral packages.

And we would have customers coming in

And what better way to pump them up

And what did you learn by watching that?

And with that, they began.

And you also came across Steve Jobs.

And you chose that? Yep.

And you do that? Yeah.

And you guys, you'll have sex with the same girl?

And you'll bring that TV back to me for me to keep it.

And you're gonna keep doing it here?

And you're naked. And you're naked, yeah.

And, I mean, for a cause. It was breast cancer, right?

Animal noises?

Animal noises.

Any product, it's always beneficial to the store, so

Anytime somebody does anything like

Apple. Apple, right.

Are we timed on this?

Are you excited? Yeah, I am.

Are you good at buying things?

Are you guys gonna come by

As a child? Yeah.

As a smoker herself, she's not happy.

As for me, I was fine being alone

As James went on, I could tell

As long as you pull out. That's the key.

As more and more actors came in,

As we drove to JJ's apartment,

At least you know you have a place.

Aurora? Yes.

Aurora. We use Aurora caskets.

Austin seemed like a pretty good fit for the project,

Aw, hell, definitely, dude.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Back in high school, I was actually on the debate team.

Because he's okay. Yeah.

Because of you, overweight people

Before we begin, I just want to say your audition was great.

Blast off.

Boston?

Bradley loved the box.

Brian agreed that something wasn't adding up

Bud Light, please.

But after spending some time watching David's movers,

But after surveying the neighborhood,

But as far as I'm concerned,

But as we were chatting about his future,

But because the traffic is so terrible

But before committing to anything,

But for the display. No... for the display.

But fortunately for Niky, I had an innovative idea

But I can tell you that if you do this,

But I didn't want to break the heart of another angel

But I don't, I mean...

But I have it on video.

But I think when I'm older enough like you,

But I thought kids can't go to space.

But I'm a very strong lady. Yeah, you're strong

But if you're not looking at each other,

But instead I stay at home,

But it wasn't gonna happen now,

But just know I'm safe

But learning facts about Corey wouldn't be enough,

But maybe it should.

But since his mom and stepdad are away in Hawaii

But there is someone I'd like to introduce you to.

But to pull this off,

But unfortunately, the customer wasn't interested.

But unlike Joy, I believe that everyone

But we're trying to sell jackets too, right?

But what do you call that?

But you could make millions with a hit play.

But you were with a woman.

But you're penetrating?

But your... your penis was erect.

Bye!

Bye. Bye.

Calderwood says he did this stunt to raise awareness

Can you lose a hundred pounds

Cathy used to work at Best Buy..

Cheers.

Come on, Corey.

Come with us.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Cool oh. Oh, shit.

Cool beans.

Cool beans. Cool beans.

Corey had no idea why we needed this,

Corey had no idea why we needed this,

Corey spends most of his days

Corey was single, stuck in a dead end job,

Corey was the perfect candidate.

Corey! There he is!

Corey.

Cornelius seemed perfect for the job,

Correct. Okay.

Cremation is on the rise right now.

David was skeptical

Definitely makes a statement.

Definitely. Okay.

Did anyone tell you to go to Best Buy that day?

Did breast cancer affect you personally in some way?

Did it feel more real when you did it with me

Did you hear anything strange this time?

DNA as well. Okay.

Do you feel lighter? Yeah, I feel light.

Do you feel that here?

Do you have a lot going on right now?

Do you have an option of what it says?

Do you play "Sims" at all?

Do you see it? It's right back there.

Do you think this has theatrical merit?

Do you want some apple juice?

Doesn't exist.

Don't leave this, uh, bro hangin', dawg.

Drinking a beer.

Earlier, you saw me come up with an idea

Elle didn't want to help me out,

Ellen saying she didn't want to do my play anymore

Ellen was thrilled at the prospect

Emily agreed to try out my idea

Emily Yep has been operating her antique shop,

Eric wasn't nearly as enthused as I had hoped,

Even though Ellen wouldn't be in the play,

Even with my confidence and negotiation skills,

Every single thing that kids would love

Every time I get a message.

Everybody was happy.

Everything seemed to be going according to plan,

Exactly, bro. Yeah.

Exactly.

Exactly. Yeah.

Excuse me, sweetheart.

Excuse me, sweetheart.

Filosa was skeptical about my prospects,

Find something else to do with your life,

Fish? Crab.

For all I know, you're crazy.

For us, our most expensive cost is our employees, for sure.

Fortunately, I had come prepared

Free p Free pizza.

From behind, that's... that's pretty much...

From the back, yeah. From behind, yeah.

From the back. Hmm?

From...

Fun. Did you...hear anything?

Good evening.

Good luck with everything, Rose.

Good work. You look amazing.

Good.

Good.

Gotta let it set.

Gotta pull out. Have to pull out, bro.

Grandma, Grandpa, this is Jasmine.

Great, and we'll be having fun in there,

Great.

Great. So let's, uh, let's try that.

Guy on top, girl on the bottom.

Hanging out with a mail order bride?

Hard to say. [chuckles]

Have a good day.

Having people that might be

He someone was killed in the hotel?

He believes he's the manager of an electronics store...

He has a great potential.

He said that his family died in space

He told me his name was JJ,

He told me that Elle's statements

He was my best friend as a child.

He's not rooted in reality.

Hello. Jasmine!

Herbert? What is Herbert?

Hey, Jack. I'm David. Hi, pleasure to meet you.

Hey, Nathan.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Grandma.

Hi, Jasmine, nice to meet you

Hi! Hey, Corey!

Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi, Cathy. Nice to meet you.

Hi. So.

Hi. So. Hi.

Highway blues. I'm sorry to hear that.

His grandparents had found out

Hit me hit me in the back with it, dude.

Hmm.

Hmm. "Jeez."

Hmm. Okay.

How are you doing? Everything's good.

How did you find out about that promotion?

How do you explain that?

How do you feel?

How great do you look now, Jack?

How much discount do you get, anyway?

How sure are you

How would you like to meet a real life astronaut?

How you doing? Hey, good. How are you?

How's it going? I'm Nathan. Nice to meet you.

I agree.

I am extremely proud of this achievement.

I am living proof that anyone can become a hero.

I appreciate it, bro. Enjoy.

I appreciate you trying.

I beg to differ.

I bet you're a pretty good arguer.

I can do it, but, again,

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I cannot believe it.

I can't even fit through that. It's too tight.

I can't imagine you being on a high wire

I couldn't believe it.

I couldn't understand why this was happening,

I crossed the wire five more times,

I did it, and with Sasha back on track,

I didn't get to pay much attention.

I didn't really know what to make of this.

I didn't see it before,

I didn't want to kill a bird, so I explained my entire plan

I disagree.

I do

I do it with my brother a lot, actually.

I do not have

I do, yes. Yeah, so do I.

I do. Yes.

I don't care what they do when they're alone.

I don't have a... have a girlfriend...

I don't know yet. Maybe fish.

I don't know.

I don't see any...

I don't think I've had it before,

I don't think you should promote a business

I don't want to reject anybody,

I don't want you to end up on the wrong side of history

I doubt it.

I felt, uh...

I finally found someone who was willing to chat.

I gave them your names to make it more realistic.

I guess, yeah.

I had no idea if we'd get an audience,

I had too much fun in one day with two different women.

I have done it in a day.

I have never been to a gym before.

I have no faith in your competence in this business.

I have to admit,

I haven't even walked in the door to look around.

I hope it's not too forward to ask,

I just wouldn't prefer a broken item.

I knew an audience would be the final piece

I knew some people might be a bit frustrated,

I know. Yeah.

I like that expression.

I look great, I feel great.

I lost over a hundred pounds

I love you so much, Marie.

I love you too.

I love you too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I loved it.

I loved it.

I loved it.

I mean, a lot of this stuff is probably the only way

I mean, as you'll see, he has quite the imagination.

I mean, at this point,

I mean, does that make sense? Yeah.

I mean, even you acknowledged the business is gonna die.

I mean, I've helped friends move before,

I mean, if you saw this picture lying on a table

I mean, it's right in the front of our store

I mean, lifting all those boxes and furniture.

I mean, no one else is offering you deals, right?

I mean, read the writing on the wall.

I mean, Sasha, you know, you can do what you want,

I mean, the one I do look at you guys,

I mean, the way I see it,

I mean, this is the only way he can ride a horse.

I mean, trust me, I know guys.

I mean, you can make good money

I never... I've, in fact, never heard

I see him. Good job

I see it. Okay.

I then arranged to meet Corey's grandparents

I think he wanted me to rip the Taiga label off.

I think I've seen that before.

I think it is porn.

I think it was 40% off.

I think it would be best if you want to cook it.

I think so.

I think we're pretty solid.

I think you'll get a lot more people

I thought it was brilliant. Really?

I told Corey that after his kiss with Jasmine,

I told him about I told him about tag team.

I took possession of his ID cards,

I totally hear you, but leave it to me

I used to pay, like, $7,000 for a full page ad.

I wanted to stay on task,

I was deeply concerned.

I was happy that David now had the free labor

I was happy to have Ellen on board with my new plan,

I was immediately surprised at how well

I was so happy everything worked out,

I was still able to get extensive data

I was surprised that people weren't receptive to my idea.

I was told it was just a calzone you were gonna cook.

I was torn.

I was worried that if his love life

I wasn't completely shocked that someone

I wasn't sure about some of Cornelius' choices,

I would love to do that for her.

I would probably not recommend it to anybody

I would say his body's about 90%.

I... I can't get a good full workout

I'd like to go again to Las Vegas, Nevada.

I'd wanna, like,

I'm 24 years old.

I'm 90% sure.

I'm all right right now.

I'm fine, thank you. Okay, sure.

I'm gonna get me some water.

I'm in the gym six to seven days a week.

I'm just more concerned with accuracy.

I'm kind of wedged here.

I'm not in a relationship either, so...

I'm not in a relationship, no.

I'm not looking to go see anybody else, so...

I'm not sure about that one,

I'm not trying to give you a hard time.

I'm okay at the moment

I'm older, but watch me.

I'm seeing psychosis. Okay?

I'm sorry. Did you not want a TV? Or...

I'ma go. I'ma head out.

I've been there for, I would say, 15, 16 years, and...

If anything, they should be treated better

If this is, you know, what I have to do,

If you are ready or you have the plans...

If you decide to sue Best Buy,

If you had an insider from Best Buy that..

If you're a regular viewer of the show,

If you're just glancing at that picture,

In a way, it's kind of nerve racking,

In making this show, I'm constantly on the road,

In my opinion, gym stands for "giving your money away

In the later chapters, it actually says

Is he in that van over there?

Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that something you like?

Is that true?

Is that... are you comfortable with that?

Is there any way I can take this thing off?

Is there any way you could put that in writing for me?

Is this insanity we're witnessing? Or...

It became clear that without an inside source,

It could be because, in a neighborhood

It does get hard when it's really slow.

It doesn't mean... excuse me?

It feels much... so much better without a condom,

It has to come from my heart.

It is an interesting idea. Yeah, so.

It is, although I would have to think of the exact date.

It kind of depends on the scene.

It makes you realize that at the end of the day,

It might take a little bit of work and time to do.

It says "uh oh" like that every time?

It seemed like most of my actors

It seems like a big part of it

It was a huge blow, and I began to wonder

It was a sad conclusion

It was actually AIDS.

It was clear I could never wear my Taiga jacket again,

It was clear that if my box could withstand this,

It was clear that if Rose wanted to compete,

It was clear this guy wasn't gonna help me

It was finally time for everyone to saddle up,

It was for you. Mm hmm.

It was good to meet you. Good to meet you too.

It was okay.

It was pretty crazy.

It was such an amazing feeling

It was the most thrilling moment of my life.

It worked like a charm.

It worked. The box was completely soundproof.

It would be good to be in a relationship.

It would've been for me.

It'll be pretty straightforward.

It's about $280 worth of damage,

It's all right.

It's an idea.

It's fine.

It's good to see you too.

It's good to see you. Corey, I can't believe

It's good, yeah, and, you know,

It's great meeting you. Yeah, yeah.

It's great to see you. It's good to be here.

It's inside. This is the front.

It's inside. We were waiting out there.

It's just And, like, you know

It's just a little... Yeah.

It's just, like, that's what [bleep] we're used to.

It's like muscle memory instinct,

It's like so much stuff these days, it's like,

It's me Nathan.

It's nice to see brotherly love

It's not fake.

It's not funny at all.

It's not... Why not?

It's okay.

It's okay. We've all been there.

It's reminiscent of playwrights

It's so funny 'cause it's, like,

It's so great to see you.

It's the premium TV section. Yeah.

It's when you have a threesome with two guys and one girl.

It's working out okay, yeah.

J squad. Shout out to J squad, you

Jack can go on the news,

Jack said all the right things,

Jack... Good to be here.

JJ began going into detail

Josh, hey, nice to meet you. Nathan.

Joy was in, so the next morning,

Jungle child is what?

Just a fun little way to pass some time.

Just concentrating on the job, so.

Just slip sliding away. Slip sliding away.

Just so you guys know, we do have a strict dress code,

Just so you know too.

Just started learning to wire walk six months ago.

Just tell me where you want to go.

Just wanted to make sure it's something

Kenny was beginning to see the potential of my idea

Let's do it.

Let's go to the next one. Next one?

Let's go. All right.

Let's go. Okay. It'll be easy.

Like, a threesome?

Like, going into a store and buying something.

Look at his eyes.

Look at this man, he lost over a hundred pounds,

Look, people go through life with their head in the sand.

Looks like some sort of store, but look.

Love you, Corey.

Male. Male, okay.

Maybe ask about the alligator.

Maybe, I don't know. Okay.

Mine's missionary. Missionary?

Mm hmm, mm kay.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. From a couple making love

Mm hmm. Good experience to try it.

Mm hmm. I believe he maybe

Mm hmm. So I guess I should ask,

Mm hmm. Yeah.

Mm hmm. Okay.

Mm hmm. That's right. Oh.

Mm hmm. Yes. You've seen what?

Mm kay.

Mm, okay.

Mm.

My box had passed an initial test.

My friend Maureen is from Boston.

My friend Maureen is from Boston.

My name is Corey Calderwood, and, uh...

My name is Nathan Fielder,

My name is Nathan Fielder,

My name is Nathan Fielder,

My name is Nathan Fielder,

My name is Nathan Fielder,

My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated

My name's Ellen.

My opinion.

My plan on the Speers TV side was working,

My plan was to pose as another retail employee

My plan was working

My promotional efforts seemed to be working...

My roommates put this piece of paper in my pocket.

My stepdad travels for his work.

My whole life has just been a nightmare

Nah, can't really see much.

Neither were we.

Never in my life.

Never stepped foot in a gym in my entire life

Next one? Yeah.

Next one. Okay.

Nice

Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you guys too.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Okay.

Nice to see you. Can I get you a drink?

Nice working with you, too. Yes.

Niky was in, so over the next couple weeks,

No kidding.

No offense, I don't think

No penetration.

No problem.

No, I don't want to be in the same room as an alligator.

No, I honestly don't. No.

No, it's actually really sweet.

No, it's okay.

No, that's not good enough.

No.

No.

No. It's dark in the room.

No. Nothing?

No. Nothing?

No. This isn't what you do?

No. This, yeah.

No. Wow.

No. I think we're good.

No. It was separate.

No. No.

No. No. No.

Not do the price match? Yeah.

Not particularly.

Not really. Okay.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. Oh, okay.

Now that I had the evidence I needed

Now, are you...

Obviously he has to work out to get that kind of body

Obviously the author didn't know anything about you.

Obviously this book would be more fitness, but...

Oh, "Penthouse," sorry. Yeah, years ago.

Oh, bareback, man. I love the feeling.

Oh, for sure, yeah. All right. Cool.

Oh, God, Jurgen!

Oh, I've seen it happen, yes. At Best Buy?

Oh, is that

Oh, it was my mom's old phone.

Oh, it's good to see you.

Oh, look, this one's doing them too.

Oh, man, they were awesome.

Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, my God, this is so riddled with issues.

Oh, my God. Sorry.

Oh, neat, I didn't know that. That's cool.

Oh, nice. Straight damage, bro.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Oh, really?

Oh, really? Me and my brother are dogs.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, sure.

Oh, sure. Do you like magic?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, you were really good.

Oh, that's bright.

Oh, yeah, I was thinking it looks kind of girly.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah? A mother effin' beer.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Mm hmm.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Then they freak out. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you did? Yeah.

Oh, you got soft lips.

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Sounds good.

Oh. Where are you guys gonna go?

Okay

Okay, good.

Okay, great. Okay.

Okay, I mean, I'm... I want to follow your lead on this.

Okay, I'll be able to...

Okay, let me

Okay, now I'm not believing that at this point,

Okay, okay

Okay, so it did, more than with him.

Okay, so that being said,

Okay, so this is a delusion that he's having.

Okay, so... I made this a girl.

Okay, sure.

Okay, whenever you're ready.

Okay, you're in luck.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. You... you ready?

Okay. And with that,

Okay. For missing children's cases,

Okay. I believe, yeah.

Okay. Is that okay?

Okay. Is that you?

Okay. Okay, hope to see you there.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Yeah

Okay. All right. But it's my cell phone.

Okay. All right. That's fine.

Okay. Bye. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Bye.

Okay. I I It's a boy.

Okay. It's probably worth doing then.

Okay. Male or female?

Okay. Oh, cool. There you go, man.

Okay. One sec. Okay.

Okay. Sure. I mean, I wouldn't want to be

Okay. Um

Okay. Um, what

Okay. Um...

Okay. What are you noticing?

Okay. Whenever you're ready. Oh, we're ready.

Okay. Which location? Was it around?

Okay. Yeah. See you.

Okay. You guys it's like just for you guys?

Okay. You want to go to the next one?

Okay. You're 100% right.

On the morning of March 31, 2015,

Once I assumed his identity,

Once I observed the couple had climaxed,

One of the main reasons

One of the most popular morning news shows in the state

One thing I like to do

Only way. All the way, bro.

Only way. Only way.

Or at least as well as the rest of them.

Other people not do it because they're not...

Our guys are in shape, yeah.

Our next guest lost more than one hundred pounds

Our sales presentation didn't go well,

Over the course of the next hour,

Ow, [bleep]!

Penetrating, you can't see.

People are buying less,

People are just so scared and afraid

People don't usually pay to work...

Play soccer.

Pleasure, thank you.

Porn is when you're having intercourse or fellatio,

Pretty cool fort, huh? Yeah.

Pretty much. Okay.

Quite a sight this afternoon in downtown L.A.

Rabbi Denbo suggested having some sort

Raising awareness for cancer, that's awesome.

Really drunk. Every night.

Really? Not the greatest place.

Really? Yeah, you know,

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? That's like a brown person.

Really? When is it, in two years?

Right away, my buyer's lack of confidence

Right now, California state law

Right now, the heaviest load

Right now, the reason

Right, but it did?

Right, it's a combination of science and vision.

Right, it's just something we've done.

Right, no problem. I understand.

Right, right, right.

Right, so you think people should be allowed

Right, you have to have a vision

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. In the eyes of the law.

Right. So I should ask.

Right. Sorry.

Roll down your window.

Rose seemed interested in the prospect

Safety is always my number one priority,

Say it again.

Say that again.

Se... oh, yeah. Hell yeah, man

See you, guys.

See you, guys. Yup.

See, "deny nothing," okay,

Seeing Alen light up

She says like, "You know, you should, you know,

Shit, I'll be [bleep] a girl

Should we try to debate something now?

Shout out to that J squad. J squad.

So 773 is a Chicago area code...

So anytime you need new movers...

So anyways, yeah, you might want to read it over

So can you come up with an original sentence right now

So do you think this is something that can work for you?

So does that mean you're not going to keep doing it here?

So have you actually tried

So he kinda made some stuff up.

So how many **** died, then, in the Holocaust?

So how'd you feel about that? That's

So I decided to drop my case

So I guess we'll leave the box in the lobby,

So I have some exciting news. Okay.

So I need info from the inside.

So I needed to completely isolate Corey

So I'll let you two get to know each other.

So if Rose were to capitalize on her giant rolodex of elders

So if Rose were to capitalize on her giant rolodex of elders

So if you go like this, you'll get a bicep workout

So in this picture,

So it's not quite for you?

So it's science, but then you add

So that's what we want from the scene.

So that's what we're gonna do right now,

So that's why I've decided

So this is a combination of both?

So this is a last ditch effort

So this is gonna just test for epilepsy.

So we headed into our meeting

So we keep them in a separate room.

So what's it like to debate with you, then?

So with that, Emily got to make a sizable sale.

So with the rabbi's blessing,

So you can kind of see, you got everything you need.

So you didn't like it?

So you don't have commitments at home

So you guys are brothers?

So you had sex with one woman, then another right after?

So you have time to do this?

So you have to be dressed nicely.

So you really liked it?

So you're fully nude in it?

So you're gonna get on a wire in downtown Los Angeles,

So, as you can see,

So, Gabriel, you stand up here.

So, if I came in here with my girlfriend,

So, um, you want to put balloons on a person?

So...

So... and the only thing they had to do was go...

Some restaurants, they won't even serve me

Some things I don't know,

Sometimes it's not about, you know,

Sorry, that was my... Oh.

Steve Jobs, yes.

Summit Ice!

Summit Ice. Deny nothing.

Sure, sure

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Okay.

Sure. So whatever, you know,

Susan was on board, and we decided

Tag team a girl, yeah.

Tag team a girl?

Thank you

Thank you thank you so much for coming.

Thank you very much. Yeah

Thank you, bother. Yeah, of course, anytime.

Thank you, Jack. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, too, Nathan.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks for having me.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Yeah, ready to roll.

That could be possible.

That I had ghostwritten about your life.

That makes sense.

That she loves you.

That type of modeling.

That was a lot of product.

That was good, that was good.

That'd be cool. Yeah.

That's amazing.

That's crazy.

That's fine.

That's great, son.

That's great. Yeah.

That's great. You got the part.

That's not good.

That's porn, right? No, it's not.

That's possible, yeah.

That's really weird

That's the doorway? Yeah.

That's what it would be, so...

That's your address? [laughs] Yeah.

That's... sure, that makes sense.

The best way to advertise a sporting goods store

The big reveal.

The crazy thing is, like, once it starts raining

The customer may have been determined,

The day had finally arrived

The day had finally arrived

The goal is to move as fast as you can,

The gunman has been killed.

The guy by himself stands out to me

The guy lied to you.

The guy stayed in the Man Zone

The hotel was all blocked in.

The hotel would like to, you know,

The majority of parents agreed to sign our contract,

The only thing is, if you do this,

The only thing that really mattered

The plan was a success.

The proceeds go to support Holocaust awareness education.

The response was overwhelming,

The sex talk was working,

The way they handled the boxes and stuff,

Their sales are ridiculous.

Then how would you explain this footage?

Then I texted them from across the street,

Then, it would still be inside...the room.

There have been times in my life

There you go. Nothing's wrong with that, man.

There's an alert button. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no way. Should

There's three massive balloons ha... attached to a man.

They allow you to smoke there.

They also had a lot in common.

They are. They're within 25 miles.

They can just push around the little guy.

They got bigger lawyers,

They put a piece of paper

They say reality is what you make of it,

They should see images of that?

They're like, "Oh, my God, we need the sun.

They're open 24 hours now.

Things were off to a good start.

This child, I believe, is 8,

This is a good thing to be remembered by

This is a retail store, and you don't learn

This is a store, and this is their price.

This is Jack now. Hello.

This is where he's going. Wait, wait, wait.

This wasn't good.

Time was of the essence.

To be honest,

To us, it's just, like it's nothing.

Touch me where I like it, Jurgen.

Uh huh.

Uh oh! Uh oh!

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I'm doing good.

Uh...all right.

Um, how's business going?

Um, I would say so.

Um, I'm pretty good.

Um, it's a little hard.

Um, well, I did it more times with you.

Um, what age is this at?

Um, yeah.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... entertainment.

Um... well...

Unfortunately, it wasn't quite what I was looking for,

Until now.

Very cool.

Very nice. Like this.

Walking a wire is one

Was able to secure our most crucial asset

Watch and learn, hon. [laughs]

Watch your back.

We actually saw some guy with a PBR grip tape.

We both aren't in relationships.

We can both work on this, you know, full time.

We don't want to injure our horses,

We haven't heard from you in a few days, honey.

We just have a suspicious man on the loose.

We just sit here and wait.

We lost a lot of our customers.

We love you!

We're gonna introduce you to someone.

We're here to...

We're proud of him too. Yes.

Welcome back.

Well, a legacy isn't always something you get to choose,

Well, a little, not really, not as much.

Well, a sale's a sale.

Well, anything in that heat eventually will burn, yeah.

Well, congratulations and good luck.

Well, I appreciate that feedback.

Well, I don't see it that way.

Well, I grew up with him as a child.

Well, I mean, I... this is my only li...

Well, I mean, she's she's acting.

Well, I might have a way to make that happen.

Well, I thought he was very brave.

Well, I was... I was kinda taking his lead.

Well, I work at the Speers TV.

Well, I'm taking her out to get something to eat.

Well, if it's a possibility, why not?

Well, if that's your choice, then that's your choice.

Well, it's great working with you guys.

Well, most theater is terrible.

Well, normally, I mean

Well, not for the jacket... The idea was yours.

Well, possibly, I guess, yeah.

Well, so yes, yes.

Well, some of the items, but yeah.

Well, that was exciting.

Well, that was exciting.

Well, that's what guys do when they're alone.

Well, the good news about that is

Well, then you are a hero.

Well, we did this thing where,

Well, what do you I mean, do you want the pizza or what?

Well, yes.

Well, you know, there are a lot of things that...

Well, you never know.

Well... He's incredible.

Were you able to keep that friendship with Steve Jobs

What are you guys doing later tonight?

What are you talking?

What did he do when he was younger?

What did you just do?

What do you get at Best Buy?

What do you mean, what do you call that?

What do you think you're gonna do instead?

What do you think, huh?

What do you want? I mean, like this...

What does potential mean?

What does that mean?

What I'm looking for is someone who knows

What is it?

What magazine? It was "Penthouse Magazine."

What the heck?

What the...

What? Sex.

What's that? Some of these kids suck.

What's your favorite movie?

What's your favorite, uh, posish?

What's your name?

What's yours?

When I grow up, I want to become an astronaut.

Where is this?

While Tony and Holly got ready in the bathroom,

Who didn't hear anything.

Whoa, there's a lot of stuff

Why are you drinking beer?

Why not?

Why?

Why? Why is it your favorite movie?

With a successful night under our belt,

With a team free of Holocaust deniers

With Austin off to write the book,

With Corey on board

With Corey on board, I updated him on everything

With Corey's grandparents put at ease,

With Elle and her testimony out of the picture,

With his back against the wall,

With his digitized facial map on file,

With Jack back in line,

With Jack on board,

With jungle children.

With proof of Alen's insanity in hand,

With the actors in good shape,

With the funeral director buying our story,

With the manager intrigued, we set up a time

With The Movement about to go public,

With the normal riders promising to be respectful

With the success of my scientific experiment,

Without a doubt.

Wow, that was really good.

Wow, this is nice. Can I help you, or...

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I mean,

Wow. There's no advertising

Wow. Yep.

Wow. That is so interesting.

Yeah

Yeah, a loophole.

Yeah, definitely. Definitely makes a statement.

Yeah, exactly. Never too much sex, bro.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I definitely see where you're coming from.

Yeah, I do. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it was good.

Yeah, I really did.

Yeah, I smuggled 'em on against the rules.

Yeah, I worked at Best Buy in high school.

Yeah, I'll make him a man on the next version.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at debating.

Yeah, I'm probably gonna use none.

Yeah, I'm, uh..

Yeah, it was amazing.

Yeah, it's too late for me now.

Yeah, my only thing is just that

Yeah, of course it was.

Yeah, so who's to say a bar filled with smokers

Yeah, so, um, you're my new boss.

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, sure. Don't worry.

Yeah, thank you for all your help and your suggestions.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, that's kind of how it is

Yeah, that's the dictionary definition.

Yeah, the guys are getting a great workout.

Yeah, the ovens, the... the gas chambers,

Yeah, we should.

Yeah, yeah, they were. They were awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, it helps, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you no, you too.

Yeah, you know, this is "slice of life" theater,

Yeah, you probably want to have some image

Yeah, you've got...

Yeah!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. For example,

Yeah. How was it?

Yeah. I told him.

Yeah. It's gonna be nerve racking.

Yeah. Let's go.

Yeah. Okay, well..

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Roll the dice on that.

Yeah. So what did you learn?

Yeah. That's...

Yeah. Um...

Yeah. Yeah, what's that?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You could make

Yeah. [both laughing]

Yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah. But when families travel together,

Yeah. Bye. Bye bye.

Yeah. Have you seen that?

Yeah. It's horrible.

Yeah. No. I'm taking my lady out.

Yeah. Not a bit. A lot.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So you worked at Best Buy, huh?

Yeah. That's realistic kind of sick.

Yeah. This is one. This moment is very good.

Yeah. What does that mean?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, definitely.

Yes, he did.

Yes, he did.

Yes, I am. Yeah. You are.

Yes, I'll...

Yes, police use this technology all the time...

Yes, sure, two years from now.

Yes, um... Yeah, that was me.

Yes, whistleblower for... type of person.

Yes! I hope you make it

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. How did you meet him?

Yes. I do.

Yes. Travel agents

You better be!

You broke this stuff. Right, I see that,

You did not just say that.

You did not just say that.

You did something that I never, ever

You do that, okay? Yeah.

You don't have to worry about it it's my gift to you.

You got to talk to a real astronaut.

You have a "you break it, you buy it" policy?

You have tears in your eyes, so...

You have the Hot Topic look. Oh, yeah.

You just Googled this, right?

You knew? Yeah.

You know what I feel like?

You know what I mean? Yeah.

You know, for my own due diligence,

You know, he never saw me really at this fit

You know, I don't know what it will entail at this point,

You know, I just wouldn't want to do all this work if it's

You know, it's funny.

You know, the best part is kids wouldn't see this

You know, when you work at Best Buy,

You look good. Thank you.

You love it. Okay.

You okay, man?

You okay?

You should be proud of this achievement, Joy.

You sure?

You want to go? Yeah.

You want to suspend people with helium balloons

You're a story of inspiration.

You're coming with me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're good to go.

You're pretty clumsy, huh?

You're pretty sure this is how he'll look?

You're sure? 'Cause there's a lot of money riding on this.

You're truly an inspiration to us all.

Your mom? Yeah. So.

Your opinion? Yes.

Yup.

Yup. Would that work the same

'cause I don't want to spoil anything,

'cause I don't want to spoil anything, but all I'll say is,

'Cause if I see either of you so much as smirk

'cause that's a dollar we're losing as well, you know?

'cause the kids were young and they were...

'cause they figure, you know,

'cause they have to cross examine her.

'causing me huge delays to wherever I'm going,

"containing the explicit description or display

"Hey, dude, like, why don't we sue Best Buy?"

"I need to get out."

"If I had a brew and a bro, I'm fine."

"Magic: The Gathering" cards.

"Oh, you gotta use protection," all this stuff.

"Printed or visual material

"Smokers Allowed" that would conveniently double

"There's something more than just a jacket."

"Wow. What a story."

"you break it, you buy it" policy,

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[Boston accent Oh, hi, I'm from Boston.

[both giggling]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh] Yeah!

[both moaning loudly]

[both moaning]

[both murmuring] [kissing sounds]

[breathing heavily]

[cheerful music]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[Chuckles]

[chuckling] Okay.

[clears throat] All right.

[crowd chanting "Corey"]

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[Exciting music]

[groans] Ugh.

[grunting] Ruh ruh ah...

[gunshot, bell rings]

[helicopter whirring]

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[laughs] Boo.

[laughs] Oh...

[laughs] Wow.

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[loud moaning, groaning]

[loud moaning]

[moans] Ah!

[photo snap] Great.

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[police siren wailing]

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[screams]

[sighs]

[sighs]

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[thud] Oh, no!

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