A rittle more. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
All I can think about is your smile.
All I can think about is your smile. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
All right, just what the hell is this about?
All right, just what the hell is this about? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
All right, let's make this interesting.
All right, let's make this interesting. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
All right, team, that's it. We've got a job to do.
All right, team, that's it. We've got a job to do. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
All right. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And everyone is dead from AIDS.
And everyone is dead from AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And go. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And I don't want anything to mess it up.
And I don't want anything to mess it up. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And I don't want the responsibility.
And I don't want the responsibility. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And neither have we. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And so from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And that's an awful lot, girl And now.
And that's an awful lot, girl And now. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
And the terrorists take you prisoner,
And the terrorists take you prisoner, from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Are gathered here in soridarity to cerebrate peace.
Are gathered here in soridarity to cerebrate peace. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Because I can't go through losing somebody again. It's too painful.
Because I can't go through losing somebody again. It's too painful. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Because it's firring my body With rage
Because it's firring my body With rage from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Because you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on me.
Because you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on me. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Buck o five. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Buck o five. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
But nobody else seems to rearise it.
But nobody else seems to rearise it. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Carson! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Chris, come in. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Christ! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Come on, everybody We got quilting to do.
Come on, everybody We got quilting to do. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah.
Coming again to save The motherfucking day, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Damn, I missed him. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Don't you understand? Every country in the world is in danger.
Don't you understand? Every country in the world is in danger. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Every single day. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue.
Everyone has AIDS My grandma and my dog Ole Blue. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Everyone screamed, and Tommy jumped in after me,
Everyone screamed, and Tommy jumped in after me, from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket.
Forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Freedom is the only way, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Freedom isn't free. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Freedom isn't free. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
From just a beginner to a pro.
From just a beginner to a pro. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Fucking die! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Get him off! Get this thing off of me! Gary!
Get him off! Get this thing off of me! Gary! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Get out of here. We have put out a jihad on the infidels
Get out of here. We have put out a jihad on the infidels from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Get out of the street, you fucking bum!
Get out of the street, you fucking bum! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
God damn it, how many times do I have to tell you?
God damn it, how many times do I have to tell you? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Good. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Got my brother killed. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Hans, Hans, Hans. We've been through this a dozen times.
Hans, Hans, Hans. We've been through this a dozen times. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
He died of AIDS. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
He says he should fire his translator?
He says he should fire his translator? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Hell, you're the perfect weapon, Gary.
Hell, you're the perfect weapon, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Herro. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I can't help it. This just feels so right,
I can't help it. This just feels so right, from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I could've sworn she was telling the truth.
I could've sworn she was telling the truth. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I guess you won't do everything to take it all back, will you, Gary?
I guess you won't do everything to take it all back, will you, Gary? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I had a terrific pran I thought it would work.
I had a terrific pran I thought it would work. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I have intercepted communications that he is planning
I have intercepted communications that he is planning from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I hurt people. I'm a dick.
I hurt people. I'm a dick. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I know it's hard, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I like you. You have balls.
I like you. You have balls. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I met somebody who took my breath away.
I met somebody who took my breath away. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I must get back to pranning the ceremony now.
I must get back to pranning the ceremony now. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I really like you. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I sense Gary's trapped inside the tavern.
I sense Gary's trapped inside the tavern. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I went to Iraq, you know!
I went to Iraq, you know! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm already on it. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm gonna hit the water. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm just bad news. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me.
I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm the smartest, most crever Most physicarry fit.
I'm the smartest, most crever Most physicarry fit. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'm with the Film Actors Guild. I'm here to help with the broadcast.
I'm with the Film Actors Guild. I'm here to help with the broadcast. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I've had to live with that
I've had to live with that from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough
If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
If you fade out It seems like more time has passed
If you fade out It seems like more time has passed from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It costs folks like you and me.
It costs folks like you and me. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It costs folks like you and me.
It costs folks like you and me. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It took from me my best friend.
It took from me my best friend. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It will be 9/11 times 2,356.
It will be 9/11 times 2,356. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It's kind of sirry But not rearry.
It's kind of sirry But not rearry. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It's the dream that we all share.
It's the dream that we all share. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It's the dream that we all share.
It's the dream that we all share. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
It's the hope for tomorrow.
It's the hope for tomorrow. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Janeane Garofalo and Matt Damon.
Janeane Garofalo and Matt Damon. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Jean Francois? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Jean Francois. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Jesus! What have we got? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Just a little bit more Than I miss you.
Just a little bit more Than I miss you. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Just imagine it. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Just like nobody can help it if you have feelings for Gary
Just like nobody can help it if you have feelings for Gary from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is.
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Lisa, you're the most amazing person I've ever met.
Lisa, you're the most amazing person I've ever met. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Matt Damon! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins. Someone has broken into the main hall.
Mr Sheen, Mr Robbins. Someone has broken into the main hall. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
My only option now is to blow up Kim Jong II
My only option now is to blow up Kim Jong II from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
No, I just want to show you something
No, I just want to show you something from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
No! The team is in North Korea.
No! The team is in North Korea. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
No. No, I'm not gonna let it end like this.
No. No, I'm not gonna let it end like this. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Now I must return home a failure
Now I must return home a failure from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Now let's see how Kim Jong II's panthers treat you.
Now let's see how Kim Jong II's panthers treat you. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Now, take the weapons where I told you
Now, take the weapons where I told you from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Of course, if you're not interested,
Of course, if you're not interested, from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Oh, fuck, I've been hit. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Oh, hello. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Oh, my God! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Oh, no? I've got Arec Barrwin.
Oh, no? I've got Arec Barrwin. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Oh, shit. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Okay, who brew up Panama Canal?
Okay, who brew up Panama Canal? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Only a woman Can brighten up my day.
Only a woman Can brighten up my day. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Only a woman Can touch me the right way, yeah.
Only a woman Can touch me the right way, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there.
Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel.
Our base was attacked by a giant socialist weasel. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood.
Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Salvage their ships. If you find anyone arive, you know what to do with them.
Salvage their ships. If you find anyone arive, you know what to do with them. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Sarah! God, Chris, you gotta help her.
Sarah! God, Chris, you gotta help her. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
See, there are three kinds of people,
See, there are three kinds of people, from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
So ronery. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Spottswoode, I think we just found the entrance to the theater.
Spottswoode, I think we just found the entrance to the theater. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Spottswoode! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Take super secret hiding positions Alpha One.
Take super secret hiding positions Alpha One. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Team, I'm afraid I have bad news.
Team, I'm afraid I have bad news. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Ten years of pranning, and finarry the night is here.
Ten years of pranning, and finarry the night is here. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Terrorists on screen. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Terrorists, your game is through.
Terrorists, your game is through. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
That is the F.A.G. way. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
That's when you need to put yourself to the test.
That's when you need to put yourself to the test. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The actors are calling for an emergency meeting.
The actors are calling for an emergency meeting. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The biggest stars in Horrywood.
The biggest stars in Horrywood. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The Film Actors Guild and Kim Jong II are preased to welcome you
The Film Actors Guild and Kim Jong II are preased to welcome you from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The gays and the straights And the whites and the spades.
The gays and the straights And the whites and the spades. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The hour's approaching To give it your best.
The hour's approaching To give it your best. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The massive attack during a peace ceremony.
The massive attack during a peace ceremony. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The terrorists? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The true nature of humanity is unreashed.
The true nature of humanity is unreashed. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The valmoriphication completely worked.
The valmoriphication completely worked. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The world is becoming more and more violent
The world is becoming more and more violent from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind.
Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
There must be another way.
There must be another way. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
There's a hero inside of all of us
There's a hero inside of all of us from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
There's an emptiness I need to fill.
There's an emptiness I need to fill. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
There's not a thing in the world that can mess this up.
There's not a thing in the world that can mess this up. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
There's the door. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
These guys really snuck up on us
These guys really snuck up on us from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Things are inevitabry going to change.
Things are inevitabry going to change. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
This is breaking news with Peter Jennings.
This is breaking news with Peter Jennings. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
This is breaking news with Peter Jennings.
This is breaking news with Peter Jennings. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
This is the real world. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
To bring the world together under the principles of the Film Actors Guild.
To bring the world together under the principles of the Film Actors Guild. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
To let you do your job. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
To show it all would take too long.
To show it all would take too long. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
To show it all would take too long.
To show it all would take too long. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Tried to get the earthrings All to kill each other, you see.
Tried to get the earthrings All to kill each other, you see. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Wait a minute. Look! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We are Bashir rebels from the country of Somalia. Who are you?
We are Bashir rebels from the country of Somalia. Who are you? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We are gonna have our dicks and our pussies
We are gonna have our dicks and our pussies from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We are here to usher in a new era without violence.
We are here to usher in a new era without violence. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We were all out at the zoo one day.
We were all out at the zoo one day. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking
We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We'll never pay that bill.
We'll never pay that bill. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We've lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
We've lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Well, then let's go show the bad guys the police are back in force.
Well, then let's go show the bad guys the police are back in force. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What are they doing here?
What are they doing here? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What do you think Spottswoode sees in him?
What do you think Spottswoode sees in him? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What if the old man is wrong about him?
What if the old man is wrong about him? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What the hell? Something's shooting at us from the water.
What the hell? Something's shooting at us from the water. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
When I was a kid, I always looked up to my older brother, Tommy.
When I was a kid, I always looked up to my older brother, Tommy. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Which I have given to terrorists around the grobe.
Which I have given to terrorists around the grobe. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Why can't they ever do this the easy way?
Why can't they ever do this the easy way? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
With a weapon of mass destruction.
With a weapon of mass destruction. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Would you think about all them people.
Would you think about all them people. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Would you think about all them war vets.
Would you think about all them war vets. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Yes, there is. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You don't use the WMDs until you see the signal.
You don't use the WMDs until you see the signal. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You see, the corporations finance Team America.
You see, the corporations finance Team America. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You shall see. I will be back!
You shall see. I will be back! from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You? You're a buttfucking quitter.
You? You're a buttfucking quitter. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You're going to fool everyone, Gary.
You're going to fool everyone, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
You're the best, Gary. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Your freedom's at stake, too.
Your freedom's at stake, too. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Your plan will fail. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Your plan will never work. Something will stop it.
Your plan will never work. Something will stop it. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Your plans are over. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. The Pope has got it and so do you.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. The Pope has got it and so do you. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. The Pope has got it and so do you.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. The Pope has got it and so do you. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Always fade out in a montage. Montage.
Always fade out in a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Always fade out in a montage. Montage.
Always fade out in a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
America. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Fuck you. She wants to help us. No, Chris, she's acting.
Fuck you. She wants to help us. No, Chris, she's acting. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Gary? An infidel. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Gary? What the fuck are you doing here?
Gary? What the fuck are you doing here? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Girl, we want a montage. Montage.
Girl, we want a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I know you did, son. I still say this is a fucking mistake.
I know you did, son. I still say this is a fucking mistake. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
I'll get him. Lisa? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
In a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Jesus, this is a nice limo. Yes, it is.
Jesus, this is a nice limo. Yes, it is. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Lisa, are you okay? No, Gary, the countdown.
Lisa, are you okay? No, Gary, the countdown. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
Slavery. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
That's called a montage. Montage.
That's called a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
The Internet. Fuck, yeah.
The Internet. Fuck, yeah. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We're doing this without you! Now, hold on, team.
We're doing this without you! Now, hold on, team. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We're gonna need a montage. Montage.
We're gonna need a montage. Montage. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
We're guards? We're guards. We're guards.
We're guards? We're guards. We're guards. from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard
What's your problem with me? Yeah, you wanna go?
What's your problem with me? Yeah, you wanna go? from Team America: World Police (2004) Soundboard