American Housewife - Season 1 Edit

A business owner wants to modify a sign

A dead moose head on the wall, we got Mom!

A death obsessed 7 year old a pet with a high mortality rate.

A defective shirt from the outlet mall.

A downstairs bathroom with reliable plumbing?

A human second grader?

A leisurely half hour dump every morning?

A lot of people would think that that is too much information, but not us.

A nine volt battery, and a small pile of cheese puffs.

A science textbook? A doctor?

A single tubby person in this place all afternoon.

About blowing off the family camping trip?

About myself and my well nourished body?

About the challenges with our children.

About your dirty secrets.

Across the street drinking champagne with Viv?

Acting like a 40 year old trying to act like a teenager.

Actually, I sustained some burns that aren't visible,

Actually, somebody did get hurt.

Actually, sweetie, Mommy and Daddy stole your ponies.

Adorable, really.

Against my will?

Agreed. I regretted it the moment I said it.

Ah, Dr. Ellie's really helping Anna Kat with her OCD.

Ah, whittling accident.

Ah, would you look at that.

Ahh. [Gasps]

All of her friends are just so attractive.

All right, fine. Fine, you win, okay?

All right, I'm just gonna say it true.

All right.

All the housekeepers in town are friends.

All the roads are closed.

All those horrible women in this town.

Am I in?

Am I that good, or is he that dumb?

An awkward disaster?

An expensive shirt for 40 bucks

And a total waste of feminine energy.

And act like part of this family?

And all of her posts are about what a perfect mommy she is.

And Anna Kat will not only be the weird kid,

And Anna Kat's reputation is safe.

And are you sorry?

And by any chance, do you have

And catch nothing...

And Christmas at Katie's,

And don't say that you love it.

And don't use any of the words Mama screams

And double time, just like you suggested.

And ever since then, Luz and I have been business partners.

And fast.

And fired her.

And gays raising kids together?

And get her into Fat Pam's house,

And go home to my crappy house, my sweet husband,

And Greg wants to join the stupid Historical Guild.

And he just didn't get that his thing really wasn't my thing

And he was super into model trains.

And his stupid camping.

And I actively avoid people with three names.

And I booked us a three bedroom suite at the Velvet Zen Spa.

And I brought the fish back.

And I really don't want to hear

And I refuse to participate

And I saw you unbutton your pants at that stoplight.

And I'll turn right back around.

And I'm back.

And I'm going to be

And I'm gonna love getting my hands on you.

And I'm not afraid of cookies, Luz!

And immediately start chopping wood for the fire.

And implied that it was my fault.

And it never crossed your mind to share that?

And it sure doesn't help that we're living

And it sure doesn't help that we're living

And it's like stepping into a really bright spotlight.

And it's making me feel really bad about something

And it's not really even the trains,

And it's tearing this country apart.

And let me talk about Nathan Fillion's hair.

And mother to mother, I promise you

And never pee at a state fair.

And no one can drop one in your downstairs bathroom.

And on the playdate...

And once Fat Pam is gone, I am going to be the s...

And operate the switch track,

And rehire your housekeeper, and I won't tell anyone

And ruin it for Greg.

And ruining your marriage.

And screw over your partner.

And she made a playdate with a second grader.

And she's bigger than me, right?

And someday, you're gonna have a gazillion friends

And Stan won't let you into the Historical Guild?

And start texting all of Westport

And take the shoelaces out of your shoes.

And that is a direct order.

And the truth is, Two Fitbits was right.

And then Anna Kat will never have another playdate again.

And then there's me.

And then try to slap some sense into Oliver.

And then you just run.

And then you walk and then you run.

And there it was again...

And there it was.

And there's good stuff and there's crappy stuff, like this.

And they always end up more like Ocean's Twelve.

And they're just totally giving...

And they're made to feel bad about themselves.

And this is the only weekend that we could get Ed's cabin.

And this is what happens.

And those eyes... I don't think she blinked the entire time.

And those stupid green drinks.

And try to get out of it.

And unless you want our daughter

And we are so sorry that we let the lie go on for this long.

And what principle is that?

And when he does wear clothes,

And when you two put the candlestick back,

And where are you getting your information?

And who are you dressing up for, Oliver?

And yet, now she's fighting me

And you actually screamed?

And you can't do what's best for you

And you didn't even hurt yourself.

And you have to be honest.

And you might just like it.

And you ruined it.

And your legal name isn't Chloe Brown Mueller.

And your mom's interested.

And your sisters are interested.

And, Stan, I remember you saying that you had actual cannonballs

And, to be honest, I don't care if you're not interested.

Anna Kat did.

Anna Kat has a touch of the anxieties

Anna Kat told me about scaring away

Anna Kat, close the door, honey.

Anna Kat, honey,

Anna Kat, we know that you're lying.

Anna Kat! Do not pee in the yard!

Anna Kat's a criminal

Anna Kat's finally old enough to camp with us,

Anna... Ah, forget it.

Another one of your bled through my pants stories.

Any skinnies who seem interested,

Anyway, I'd like it if you joined us.

Apology accepted.

Apparently, I could.

Apparently, today, he brought in a single can

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are your floors heated?

Aren't you home here?

Around my neck and have no friends.

As a leading onion producer alive, huh?

As a leading onion producer in America.

At least now I can stop suppressing my thick Norwalk accent.

Aw, that's great, sweetie.

Be at Ed's cabin by noon,

Be right back.

Because I can't tell if she's kidding.

Because I don't want to catch people's invisible germs.

Because I thought it would be easier for Luz to care for,

Because we're not going camping.

Because your mom can never find the mopping cloth refills,

Because your mom can never find the mopping cloth refills,

Because...

Before I even knew about it...

Being fat.

Being with someone I can't stand

Besides, your whole life is camping.

Both: She's Chloe Brown Mueller.

Boys trip.

Brand new bag of flour.

Breakfast, Taylor.

Bring in some damn cans of food for the food drive tomorrow,

Bring me my money, Oliver.

Bring us champagne in the living room!

But Angela needs me.

But Anna Kat has a playdate at the house

But Chloe lied.

But deep down, I love it!

But do you have anything to drink?

But every time I look at that chair,

But for now, cheers. To the low road.

But how do you get a racist homophobe

But I didn't listen.

But I drove him to it.

But I flipped off that switch years ago.

But I got some errands to run.

But I got the fire started.

But I hate the thought of you guys being on an adventure without me.

But I thought you said Alan brought you flowers yesterday.

But if I don't get 100 likes a day, I can't sleep.

But it'll all be worth it.

But it's not coming soon enough to help me.

But it's not in the family newsletter.

But memories.

But she's growing up to be one of them.

But she's wearing two of them.

But shouldn't you be focusing on your kids who needs focusing?

But still, it's a victory. We should celebrate.

But Taylor is a teenager.

But the least I can do is help them

But there's Evelyn, there's Pam,

But this is gonna be great.

But this year, Angela's divorce got you out of it,

But we both know the second that we leave here,

But we're partners

But when we look in each other's eyes,

But why are you such a liar?

But you can't leave. We've got a good thing going.

But you have to dress for the life you want,

But you're not really sick?

But, evidently, camping with me is worse than

Bye!

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call you Pie Guy, so now that's stuck in my head.

Came here to talk to you about something a little awkward.

Camping... no electronics.

Can I get you to taste one and tell me what you think?

Can I go?

Can we come in?

Can we?

Can't we just bring it ourselves?

Celeste never even wanted to carry a child.

Chloe Brown Mueller fired her housekeeper for stealing.

Chloe Brown Mueller,

Chloe Brown Mueller?

Chloe Brown Mueller.

Chloe took it as proof that Roberta stole

Chloe, I'd love to learn what that is.

Clean.

Close the door, baby.

Colonial onion pie is supposed to be awful.

Colonial onion pie?

Come be amazed.

Come in.

Come on, sweetie.

Come on.

Coming right up.

Coming, honey.

Coming, Miss Viv!

Convinced I was dying.

Cool.

Couch kind of just swallows you up

Could I do such a thing

Could I talk to you for a minute?

Crowd? What crowd?

Dad, I'll leave you to handle this.

Damn it, that's a fine woman.

Damn it. He's right.

Damn you, Fat Pam.

Damn.

Deal.

Did he just say we're drinking our own urine?

Did the track go around the top of the kitchen?

Did we just take a picture together?

Did you actually write that on the paper?

Did you hear her voice?

Did you see the light in his eyes?

Do we have to tell the truth?

Do you know what you are, Katie?

Do you know when you'll be done with it?

Do you think Anna Kat stealing is related to her OCD?

Do you think maybe this is one of those times?

Does losing a favorite shoe on the ferry to Nantucket count as a regret?

Does the name Natalie Ryan ring a bell?

Don't be negative, Oliver.

Don't do something nice for me

Don't feel the need to include me in your story.

Don't most people go camping in the summer?

Don't touch me. It's all right, darling.

Don't worry, sweetie

Dry ice would have made this so much sexier.

Dry socks.

Eagle Scouts.

Easy money.

Easy peasey chicken squeezie.

Eating soft cheeses while I was pregnant with you,

Eh.

Enough about me and my bitter lesbian divorce.

Even he says all three names.

Even though it means Chloe will tell everyone

Even though the pie literally made Stan

Everybody wins.

Everyone walk away a winner.

Everyone's crazy.

Everything?

Everything.

Ew.

Except for the hygiene part, this is wildly encouraging.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Fair enough.

Fat Pam? Rich Fat Pam?

Feels like a trap.

Finally get to play ponies together.

Fine, don't tell me the truth.

Fine.

Fine. Then I'm going across the street to talk to Luz.

Fine. Then I'm gonna need more champagne and more cookies.

First, she skips her hand washing routine.

Fix them, and sell them to kids in Norwalk for a profit.

Flat stomachs, tight, high asses,

Folks down at the Historical Guild

Footsteps, footsteps! Sorry to have you wait,

For Anna Kat's playdate this morning.

For doing what, holding hands during germ tag?

For someone other than yourself.

For the last vial of our family sperm.

For the love of all things, where was I?

For this quality daddy daughter toilet time.

For You shouldn't be eating that or driving that,

Friends are more important than germs?

Friends are more important than germs.

Friends are more important than germs.

Friends are more important than germs.

Friends are more important than germs.

From Chloe Brown Mueller?

Gail!

Germs are made up.

Get out the door tomorrow morning.

Get that fixed. It's awkward.

Girl, you so crazy.

Give me one reason to stay here,

Good thing I bought all those Swiffers.

Good. Now I won't have to find a sharp rock to kill myself with

Goodbye, Viv.

Greg pretty much wants to have sex with me all the time anyway.

Greg, don't be so surprised.

Greg, you're always taking the high road.

Greg, you're cooking.

Greg: Hey, Katie, come on.

Greg: Is it?

Greg: It's not that funny.

Greg!

Greg?

Greg.

Greg's colonial onion pie.

Half the women in this country are over a size 14,

Hang on one sec.

Hang on one sec.

Hang on one sec.

Hanging out with someone you can't stand.

Happens.

Hashtag How long are you staying?

Hashtag Lucky.

Have a good day, sweetie.

Have a seat.

Have something important to ask you,

Hazing.

He actually thinks that I want to go.

He kept them in the garage,

He saw it at Swensons and thought it looked cool.

He's got a good point.

He's not naked.

He's the recording secretary of the Westport Historical Guild.

Hello, little lady.

Hello! Salt, please.

Hello. Hey. It's the pie guy.

Her hands are covered in egg.

Her I have to answer.

Here in Westport, Connecticut.

Here. It must be so cold out there.

Here's a great idea for a shelter.

Here's a Labradoodle on some idiot's boat.

Here's my counter.

Here's the cannonball.

Here's the rule of Second Breakfast.

Here's your cut.

Hey, guess what happened to me yesterday.

Hey, guys, I'm back.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, how is your friend Angela doing?

Hey, I didn't ask

Hey, I lined up the jobs for him,

Hey, look at that.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, my mother never talked to me about any of this stuff.

Hey, Norman.

Hey, that's my money!

Hey, we're whittling

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, would you like to come in for a glass of Sancerre?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Can I bring my new fish?

Hey. Hey. Come on. Come on.

Hi, Anna Kat.

Hi, Chloe... Brown Mueller.

Hi, Gail.

Hi, neighbor.

Hi, Norm.

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

His hair is so lustrous

Historically accurate.

Hmm.

Honest answer?

Honey, look who's at the door!

Hope the power never comes back on.

How about I ask one?

How about nothing?

How about this house that already covers us?

How are you stocked for feminine things?

How did this happen?

How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?

How do you know all this?

How do you not know and despise Chloe Brown Mueller already?

How do you think we should handle...

How you upholstered a chaise in your guest room?

How's school, Anna Kat?

Huh.

Huh.

I always feel a tiny bit sick, but not in a bad way.

I am giving it to a charity of my choosing.

I am real, and I need to keep my kids real

I am so glad you talked us into Westport.

I appreciate that.

I ate something weird.

I ate something weird.

I believe the simplest solution

I bought more shirts for you to fix and for me to sell.

I brought wood.

I brought you pillows.

I came up with a few ways

I can handle that.

I can re stitch this in two minutes, make it good as new.

I can still hear!

I can teach you how to make a shovel out of a dust pan and a curtain rod.

I can't do that. I don't have any of the stuff.

I cannot be expected to share his same interests, right?

I come into this house to see my dead friends.

I completely forgot to write a thank you note

I could say the same about you.

I did notice, but I didn't want to say anything.

I did say that.

I did something great for someone else.

I did very well.

I didn't even realize.

I didn't leave, and he really didn't leave me.

I dipped into my save jar.

I don't answer to you,

I don't believe in giving hand outs.

I don't eat them. I just like the smell.

I don't have time for off season family bonding.

I don't know if there's ever a good time for that.

I don't know what to do with you anymore.

I don't like it, Mom. I don't like it one bit.

I don't mean to impose,

I don't really speak Spanish.

I don't want it to freeze.

I don't want to fix more shirts.

I don't want to hear any plops

I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do.

I even tore some stuff with my teeth.

I feel good.

I finished the yardwork.

I forgot the fish food.

I gave that playdate one and a half stars.

I get to be a hero and blow off my family.

I got this.

I got to stop being such a bitch.

I guess we just do our best to avoid them.

I had to outbid

I had to. I couldn't let you go.

I have a 7 year old granddaughter I've never met

I have a 7 year old sister. You're not missing much.

I have a business to run.

I have a friend!

I have an idea.

I have certain information that can help

I have more pressing things to do.

I have to go back home.

I hear she's dating again.

I just got it washed.

I just remembered I have a family.

I just wanted to be one of the girls, I guess.

I just wanted to hang out with you and... your stuff.

I knew it.

I know

I know

I know that you were not the one who decorated this perfect home.

I know you think that I'm acting crazy,

I know!

I know. I can't stand how fake she is.

I left school from the soccer field.

I like it.

I like your sweater.

I literally cannot conceive of a reason

I looted it.

I love it all.

I love it.

I love you guys.

I love you, Katie.

I love you!

I love you.

I mean, it's probably just a coincidence

I mean, not as heavy as you, of course.

I mean, not as small as yours, of course.

I might as well accept it...

I miss my family

I need to find myself a ripe fatty

I need to fix the mess I made next door

I object to it deeply and on every level.

I practically invented food shopping in pajamas.

I promise I won't gossip about Anna Kat

I really want to come with you guys.

I retract my cheers. The low road stinks.

I said it in my head.

I said the exact same thing first time I saw them.

I should be allowed to be who I am.

I should have chosen.

I spent half of sixth grade

I steal pretzels.

I suppose it might have been a nice Prosecco

I take from the rich and give to the poor.

I taught a man to fish.

I think back to that pale blue Belgian silk

I think I can do this. Just..

I think I'm sick, Mama.

I think it'll help my application stand out from the crowd.

I think that's a weird thing to say to a child.

I thought it came out in the wash.

I thought maybe I could join your little Second Breakfast Club.

I thought you said the only way you'd wash that car

I told you I'd find out the truth.

I told you that makes me feel self conscious.

I told you to do something good for someone else.

I took our profits and re invested in more shirts.

I totally agree, but the thing is...

I totally get it.

I used to be a big girl.

I used to be you. Yeah.

I used to look like that.

I want my money.

I want to talk to the guy below you who's about to get your job.

I was all confused.

I was being selfish, and whatever Mom said

I was either wearing it backwards when I ate the pizza,

I was getting my lashes put on, and Alan bursts in the room

I was going to throw it away

I was in the charge of the Trail of Tears diorama,

I was really looking forward to this.

I was talking

I will not have my daughter become one of them...

I will not have my teenage daughter

I will not have that in this house.

I will not have you be one of these

I wish I could go up with you guys tonight,

I wish I could say the same

I worked hard to save that money.

I would be honored to be your friend.

I would like for you to meet Angela, my wife and lover.

I'd be happy to.

I'll be back in two to pick up Anna Kat.

I'll find out by myself.

I'll make it easy for you.

I'll meet you there.

I'll miss you, Luz

I'll take the fish over to Viv's immediately.

I'll tell you everything if you promise

I'll tell you everything.

I'll tell you one thing...

I'm across the street with our kids

I'm also gonna miss that

I'm asking you an actual question,

I'm aware the stakes are high.

I'm being completely honest!

I'm bringing my axe.

I'm done living here.

I'm eating this.

I'm finished. Can I go play?

I'm getting great at peeing outside.

I'm getting great at peeing outside.

I'm going to be Vice Fattest.

I'm gonna buy you a Fitbit.

I'm gonna let him cool down

I'm gonna put it back now.

I'm just not interested in camping.

I'm kind of wanting one again.

I'm live on Facebook, and I need to wrap up.

I'm never stealing again.

I'm not a happy camper.

I'm not big into social media,

I'm not giving up like Fat Pam, so watch out, skinnies.

I'm not going anywhere

I'm not going on some stupid diet.

I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna let this town change me or my kid.

I'm not gonna lie to you...

I'm not really interested

I'm not risking her social life by having a dusty whip.

I'm not thrilled about it, but I'm owning it.

I'm officially

I'm on it. How deep?

I'm out of secrets.

I'm providing a service.

I'm really sorry.

I'm saving up to go home.

I'm so glad you and Penny

I'm so sorry. I have to take this.

I'm sorry. There's like zero privacy in this house.

I'm Stalin.

I'm starting a fire utilizing nothing but steel wool,

I'm stocked.

I'm straight up mentally healthy in the germ department.

I'm stuck here, and Greg is forcing me

I'm supposed to be at a spa with my friends,

I'm teaching the kids how to make lanterns out of water jugs.

I'm telling a story here.

I'm telling a story here.

I'm the one whose genitals took one for the team... twice.

I've been waiting for the perfect opportunity

I've had enough of you today

I've heard so much about you.

If Chloe Brown Mueller finds out Anna Kat's a thief,

If I don't make you wear the sleeping mask.

If I had just shown a glimmer of interest

If I had just shown an interest in those stupid trains...

If I thought I might be a girl on the inside,

If I'm dead tomorrow, Greg did it.

If I'm going to raise them in this town.

If I'm involved in his life or not.

If it was O.J.,

If it's open season on free cans of creamed corn.

If Mom's so interested, how come she's hiding out

If she can't sell her house, she can't move, right?

If we tell the truth, I'm never getting in.

If you find a gray hair down there,

If you have to ask, How deep? you haven't gone deep enough.

If you stick to it, the low road works. Just does.

If you want to continue to live under this roof

If you'll keep those lies to yourself.

Important family announcement.

In a town full of gossips, she's the worst.

In any of those things,

In flawless shape, wishing I was back there

In giving him any added incentives.

In order to stay warm and well fed?

In that crappy house,

In the school food drive on principle

Instead of trying to scare away all the buyers,

Interested piqued. Proceed.

Is giving up and moving to Vermont.

Is if you drove us all into a lake.

Is it so hard for you to join in

Is it too late for tampon wind chimes?

Is keep Taylor in bulky sweaters for a few years

Is obviously an Ocean's Eleven style con.

Is really freaking me out.

Is something wrong?

Is that a Fitbit?

Is that a reference thing? Is that Jay Z?

Is that champagne?

Is that champagne?

Is that one of those green healthy drinks?

Is this made of puppy?

Is to shut up, get in, get out.

Is your house a castle?

Is your top on backwards?

Isn't that the exact definition of knockoff?

It all started a few months ago when you bought me

It bought me six years.

It had very red lips.

It happened to this ****stani girl I used to know

It is communism, and I'm...

It is?

It just got real.

It really was.

It snowed all night, and I checked online,

It sure does.

It was a pleasure.

It was back when I was still heavy.

It was pretty awesome. I was a real trailblazer.

It was right in front of me the whole time

It was so calm and icy.

It was supposed to be a dusting.

It was supposed to be a dusting.

It was the pie that put me over the top.

It was your fault. You cheated multiple times.

It went awesome.

It worked, and no one got hurt.

It would have meant the world to him

It would have murdered me in front of my own dog.

It'll be fun, Dad.

It'll just be like when you broke gender barriers

It's a little thing called capitalism.

It's a little thing called charity, Oliver.

It's a picture.

It's all coming together.

It's all those damn fools do.

It's an homage to Westport's past

It's any of it... the Yankees or going clamming.

It's awfully embarrassing.

It's completely absurd

It's eight guys talking about preserving dirt roads.

It's from her playdate.

It's just like Ed's cabin, but instead of having

It's mine.

It's more of a Robin Hood thing.

It's my business to know things.

It's my Spanx.

It's my Spanx.

It's never enjoyable.

It's no use.

It's not too late to follow in the Otto family tradition.

It's really not my fault

It's the kind of town

It's the one year anniversary of her breakup with Celeste.

It's the right thing to do.

It's the worst thing for him.

It's time for you playdate.

It's Wanda Wiggly.

Just like a colonial onion pie.

Just remember to always wash your hands.

Just so I could feel better

Just think it'd be nice to get the kids together.

Just to keep from becoming

Katie, what brings you here?

Katie, you always plan these Ocean's Eleven style cons,

Katie: [Sighs] Kill me

Katie: I'm just going to smile and nod

Katie: We've got three feet of snow.

Katie.

Katie. Chloe Brown Mueller.

Keep thinking, Viv.

Lasered. I'm like a seal down there.

Lemon squeezie.

Let's focus on that.

Let's get you guys on the road.

Let's go out tonight for dinner and drinks.

Let's go wash that hand.

Let's just agree that it's sampling and call it a day.

Let's know it's there.

Let's make a deal.

Let's see what she looks like after three kids.

Let's start making a shelter out of available materials.

Life is an adventure.

Like a couple of ripe cantaloupes in your pants.

Like a, uh...

Like I told you, I re invested our profits.

Like that?

Like you guys do at movie night?

Listen to me, Oliver.

Look at that. See?

Look what you're doing to her.

Look who helped me dig a toilet in the cold, hard earth

Look, we could go 'round and 'round about this for hours.

Looting is legal in time of crisis.

Low bar in the Otto household.

Low marks for over reliance on mops.

Luz gives me all the dirt.

Luz, as soon as I get back into town, I promise...

Luz, bring us some hot cider!

Luz, coming in caliente.

Luz, yo holo teléfono.

Luz!

Luz.

Make sure my fish is okay.

Mama, come here.

Mama, Dad, Penny just invited me

Mama, don't be weird.

Me, too.

Mind if I join you guys?

Mm hmm

Mm hmm, I made a huge mess so she would think it was raccoons.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. And I put a star next to it.

Mm hmm. Hang on, back up.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Different how?

Mmm.

Mnh mnh.

Mnh mnh.

Mom, Dad,

Mom, I've thought about it,

Mom, tell her I'm going camping.

Mom, this is our new neighbor, Viv.

Mom! Front door for you!

Mom! That's for my Roth IRA!

Mom?

Mommies of the world, I ask you...

Money obsessed brats in this town.

Morning, Mom

Mother of balls, it's Two Fitbits.

Muy bien. ¿Y tú?

Mwah.

My apologies for being late.

My baby has a cool older friend.

My fish is cold.

My fish is starting to shiver.

My full time job is to make sure

My housekeeper brings my kids to school.

My husband Greg, at rest in his natural habitat

My jolly, plus sized, ham ass neighbor?

My real home... El Salvador.

Mystery solved.

Name another woman around here fatter than me.

Nice slang, Mom.

No breaks except for a couple bathroom emergencies

No crickets, no dry ice, no firecrackers.

No harm, no foul.

No matter what it takes.

No wonder you left.

No, don't get up

No, don't you see? We can do our camping trip

No, I don't want to talk to your supervisor.

No, I think it's just regular bad kid behavior.

No, I'm going camping.

No, I'm researching a historical dish to drop off

No, no, no. I can do better.

No, they haven't.

No, this is actually my daughter's fish.

No, this isn't too much wine.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No. I do.

No. She likes doing it.

No. You'd hate it, complain the whole time,

Nope. I just don't feel like it today.

Nope. I just don't feel like it today.

Not germ tag.

Not in a sandy, poopless house.

Not only is Taylor growing up,

Not Rain Man anxiety,

Not the life you have.

Not to punish me for anything I say.

Now I want to return everything.

Now I'm in this huge house with more than I could ever need,

Now I'm with a guy who doesn't care

Now she's telling me I'm weird.

Now you go home and mislead the ones you love.

Now, don't come out until you get those signed.

Now, go find Penny and play.

Now, in my opinion, what's the biggest joy of motherhood?

Now, what kind of knot do we use

Now, who wants to tie some knots?

Nude Norman isn't gonna get a job

Nude Norman rides a bike that's worth more than our car

Number 1... remove three tires from car

Obliterating life as we know it,

Of course they're heated.

Of course you have friends, sweetie.

Of course.

Of course. Come on in. Make yourself at home.

Of course. Where are my manners?

Of expired cat food for the poor.

Of Westport's most judgy mom.

Oh

Oh, and also...

Oh, and Anna Kat and Penny still get to play together,

Oh, Anna Kat.

Oh, come in.

Oh, Fat Pam, why are you abandoning me,

Oh, God help her.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Here comes Nude Norman.

Oh, God. Look on the mantel.

Oh, great.

Oh, hey. How'd the playdate go?

Oh, I love your earrings.

Oh, I've been there.

Oh, it's so nice in there.

Oh, Katie, Anna Kat, this is Stan Lawton.

Oh, Katie!

Oh, let's just get those off of you, then.

Oh, my God, she is unbelievable.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's Two Fitbits.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. [Gasps]

Oh, onions.

Oh, power's on.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, they've been fishing in the Bahamas all week.

Oh, this can't miss.

Oh, we're talking two full episodes

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you got the reference.

Oh, you have a great ass, Katie.

Oh, you're like a little cherub.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Luz!

Oh.

Oh. [Chuckles]

Oh. Chloe Brown Mueller.

Oh. I'm so glad you came back.

Oh. Sure.

Oh. Yeah.

Ohh, that smell is...

Ohh!

Okay, Daddy.

Okay, fine.

Okay, here we are.

Okay, high grades for improvisation.

Okay, how'd it really go? Awkward? A disaster?

Okay, I'm just gonna relocate these, okay?

Okay, let's move the couches so I can create a base camp.

Okay, there's Evelyn. The biggest.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Great. Perfect. What can I do?

Okay. Here it is in a nutshell.

Okay. Here's my counter to your counter.

Okay. Mm hmm.

Oliver has one goal in life... to be rich.

Oliver said I could find him here.

Oliver, you haven't answered a single question.

Oliver!

Oliver!

Oliver?

Oliver's dating an old Mexican lady.

Oliver's teacher just e mailed.

On every level.

Once Fat Pam is gone, I am going to be

Ooh, that's a lot of carbs.

Ooh!

Or actually on the planet, you will talk now.

Or build a shelter or make her urine more drinkable.

Or else I am going to tell everyone...

Or I'm wearing it backwards now.

Or people who just seem terrorist y.

Other than that he loves me.

Our daughter's a thief. How did this happen?

Our kids are fine.

Paid her a visit.

Pam just put her house on the market.

Pass the salt.

Penny's in the grade above me.

Pine needles in a sweatshirt.

Pleasure. And you must be Penny's new friend.

Plus, I've never seen her at drop off.

Plus, the real headline here is you got an innocent woman fired.

Pretty sure Stalin killed the most people.

Put it outside and Febreze the hell out of this place

Put two hogs in yard.

Really?

Recipe calls for two bushels.

Remember how Dr. Ellie taught you

Remember how I turned my skirt into capris?

Remember that time that cat licked your leg

Remember to say please, excuse me, and thank you.

Right here in our living room.

Right there.

Right?

Right?!

Right.

Right.

Right.

Roberta, we're thirsty!

Roberta.

Sampling.

Scare 'em off.

Second breakfast?

See you around!

See, the bat is askew.

Seriously, Oliver?

Sex on a full stomach after midnight

Shall we sit?

She clearly has a generator.

She didn't even wash her hands after she used the bathroom.

She doesn't even come from a good family, Greg.

She gave it four stars.

She gets this from you.

She has thousands of Instagram followers,

She just doesn't feel like it today.

She just had the best time ever.

She might be on her way to becoming a typical kid.

She mommy shamed me once by Instagraming my dirty car.

She needs to apologize in person.

She says she never wants to touch anyone's hand ever again.

She seemed to really love that house.

She stole it?

She texted everyone about my divorce

She thinks she got sick from partner tag.

She told her if she returned it, there'd be no consequences.

She wasn't lying.

She will tell all the other moms,

She'll be embarrassed and never do it again.

She'll be the weird kid that steals.

She's a local celebrity.

She's all I have.

She's also super judgmental.

She's got nothing going for her.

She's growing up so fast.

She's had enough of the skinnies in this town,

She's moving to Vermont.

She's my favorite.

She's not learning how to start a fire

She's right over there.

Shoes.

Should have an ass like a 19 year old?

Should I feel bad that I don't feel bad

Six of them.

Smart

Smooth as a seal.

So are you gonna head home?

So excited.

So he would invite me out to see his latest

So I got something for my trouble.

So I went with this sort of dark brocade

So much better than the last girl Penny brought over.

So nice to meet you.

So she keeps buying new ones.

So she's a little gossipy.

So that's it?

So then, he moved the trains into the kitchen.

So they can have a fancy night out at Dairy Queen.

So we should be proud?

So you can go back to Guatemala.

So you get where I'm coming from with this whole camping thing.

So you turn your little ass around and go home.

So, all I have to do

So, do you accept my apology?

So, do you accept my apology?

So, we're looking for the right kind of buyer...

So, where's your husband?

So, you bought the house across the street.

So, you wanted to talk to me about

So, you're acting crazy.

So...

Some chicken legged lady in yoga pants.

Some families are soldiers, some cops.

Someone bigger than me.

Someone else in Westport baked a colonial onion pie.

Someone stole my ponies.

Something a little awkward?

Something about Ocean's Eleven.

Something dumb, Greg. But I don't care.

Sometimes you do things for other people.

Son, men have died for the right to wear that kerchief.

Sorry for the intrusion.

Sorry I actually used it and the neighbors saw me.

Sorry I made you dig a fake latrine

Sorry to pop by like this, but my husband and I

Specifically to avoid Greg's camping trips.

Stan is in charge of membership of the Historical Guild.

Stan Lawton from Norwalk, Connecticut?

Stay the hell away from the minivan.

Sure.

Sweetie, Mama and Daddy

Sweetie, you didn't wash your hands four times.

Ta da!

Taco in a bag?

Take in Urban Youth

Takes something away from you that's important.

Taylor, I swear on my robust IRA

Taylor, tell your brother how well you did

Teaching Anna Kat morals is way more important.

Tell your mom thanks for sending you in here

Thank you so much for cheating on your wife

Thank you.

Thank you. I know.

Thanks, Daddy.

Thanks, Mommy.

Thanks, Suzanne.

That Anna Kat stealing will stay our little secret.

That I do not have a girlfriend.

That I don't already feel great about in the first place..

That I improve and re sell.

That is amazing.

That is not the lesson, people.

That is terrible mothering.

That is true.

That my daughter's a thief.

That ridiculously expensive shirt?

That sounds so fun.

That sounds so tiring.

That the whole family got cancer.

That usually works. I don't know how to proceed.

That was good stuff.

That will take me an hour to clean up.

That woman over there wearing two Fitbits.

That... is the worst thing I have ever smelled.

That's a fantastic idea.

That's actually why we're here.

That's because her housekeeper brings Penny to school.

That's fantastic.

That's his evil smile, Greg.

That's how I knew Roberta got fired.

That's how I was picturing it.

That's how you get sick.

That's not an acceptable answer.

That's not gonna work. They're hooked to my bra.

That's not gonna work. They're hooked to my bra.

That's on her.

That's pizza.

That's right.

That's right... I said it.

That's why I don't take it.

That's wonderful.

That's your biggest regret?

The damning Westport You're so real.

The fact that Viv is the one that made me realize that

The lesson here is marry money, people.

The nighttime kind.

The playdate went so well

The power's out, and I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

The second fattest housewife in Westport?

The second fattest housewife in Westport.

The second fattest housewife in Westport.

The second fattest housewife in Westport.

The solar system project is all Dad.

The thin ladies at the open house.

The way to deal with Chloe Brown Mueller

The Wilsons and the Gordons want me back next week!

The women around here are freaks.

The word great wrong our whole life.

The worse the story, the louder you tell it.

Then there's us... We're renters.

There are a lot of them, right?

There hasn't been

There was nothing wrong with that shirt.

There's my special girl.

There's no upstairs in camping.

There's no way.

There's nothing wrong with you.

There's weird pockets of sand everywhere in your house,

These are my survival skills.

These are so good.

These pies... They look like pies.

They called me a modern day FDR.

They hear everything that goes in the houses

They said it was a dusting.

They say one day a meteor will strike the Earth,

They told me to stop

They work in, including Chloe's.

They're 1/3 gut.

They're floors.

They're more round than I thought.

They're Ms. Halloran's cashmere hand me downs.

They're not knockoffs.

They're shirts with defective logos

Thighs that don't touch,

Thinking how great it is that you're on my side.

This constant doling out of freebies

This is all my savings. I want you to have it.

This is gonna be good.

This is great.

This is great.

This is no different

This is not my fault.

This is Second Breakfast talk. You're doing it!

This is so soft.

This is some life.

This is straight up communism.

This is Taylor, my oldest,

This is the meanest FaceTime ever.

This is the part where you say I'm not fat.

This is typical kid stuff.

This is why I tolerate the look of your feet!

This meatloaf is bland.

Those Norwalk kids are just happy they can get

Throw up in the birdbath, I think he really appreciated

Throwing away a good shirt?

Tiny turn of the century town and expect me to be excited

To be fair, I've been pretty clear about that.

To be the first male Den Mother.

To buy the house instead?

To do nothing but diet and work out?

To do that little secret thing with your fingers

To fall out of escrow?

To her house for a playdate.

To join the Historical Guild.

To kids in Norwalk.

To make memories I don't want to make.

To mommy shame her back, but the best that I found

To never touch another human ever again,

To relax yourself?

To secure the Swiffers to the frame?

To share all of your husband's interests.

To stop Fat Pam from leaving town.

To welcome this racist homophobe to the neighborhood

Today it was because I wouldn't hold hands in partner tag.

Try that today.

Trying to make the best of a bad situation,

Turns out the first buyer got cold feet.

Two of my kids fit in less and one fits in more.

Two words... tampon wind chime.

Ugh, of all people, why did she have to steal

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! I wish I could go.

Ugh.

Ugh. Westport mommies.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Uh huh, totally.

Uh, I don't think camping will be good for it.

Uh, it's okay, Mom. I've got this.

Uh, yeah. That's a Fitbit.

Until I met Viv's housekeeper, Luz.

Until last Thursday when the Boob Fairy

Upstairs to use the bathroom.

Upstairs.

Us living off the land, no electricity.

Used against the British at Compo Beach.

Usually when I don't get things, it's Jay Z.

Very poor example you're setting, Mom.

Very. Okay, troops,

Violates my principles,

Viv, sorry. Just not happening.

Viv: Luz, do you think we should get a cat?

Viv: Luz, what's my biggest regret?

Viv.

Viv's going to keep Anna Kat's fish safe

Wait, did I just win a fight?

Wait.

Was I really willing to let this happen,

Was missing and suspected Roberta.

Was that my knee?

Was that she doesn't recycle her yogurt containers.

We actually have it better than she does.

We are so sorry.

We bandaged it with tree sap and a maxi pad,

We become The end is near people.

We boned it pretty bad with this one.

We buy defective shirts at the outlet mall,

We can go walk jogging together.

We can't let an innocent woman lose her job because of our lie.

We could look at it as another step forward.

We couldn't be happier.

We go to Chloe's house and tell the truth.

We got married to be together and to do stuff.

We got to get them out of the room.

We have to come clean and tell the truth.

We just sort of drifted apart and each did our own thing.

We leave first thing in the morning,

We lived in this little house upstate.

We often wonder why an arsonist would be so obsessed

We should all have a slice.

We should go.

We sneak the candlestick back into the house...

We still have to deal with you, young lady.

We still need the snow latrine.

We tell the truth about our lives.

We wanted to show you how it feels when someone

We were gonna ice fish for hours

We were making love. [Chuckles]

We'll have to dig a latrine in the snow.

We'll need the hat rack, some chip clips,

We're brutally honest with each other.

We're here because Westport has a great public school

We're in business!

We're not going camping.

We're partners

We're paying for them by buying all this other stuff.

We're proud of you for trying something new.

We're scouts.

We're the poor.

We've put in our offer well above the asking price.

Weird question, but does our daughter always walk around

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Welcome to Westport!

Well, I don't have any friends.

Well, I just... I really don't like to talk about it.

Well, I've been dying to wear a red kerchief

Well, I've got some news.

Well, if it helps you feel better, we're snowed in here, too.

Well, if you do it right, it turns gut into boob.

Well, just go over there and convince her not to buy this house.

Well, not openly.

Well, now that I've spent Thanksgiving

Well, okay, then.

Well, Penny, depends on where you live.

Well, that's the thing.

Well, this is your mess.

Well, took a whole bag of cheese puffs,

Well, two steps forward, four steps back.

Well, we were a little hesitant to move here, to be honest.

Well, you don't eat first breakfast, so...

Well, you're not being who you are

Westport homeless people have better stuff than we do.

What a pleasant surprise.

What about apologizing?

What about the plops?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? We have to pay for those.

What do we do now?

What do you mean, No?

What do you say, bitches?

What do you think about that?

What does that mean in this context?

What happened to your hand?

What if instead of eating this gross pie, we went outside?

What secrets? My life is an open book.

What the hell is that woman over there wearing?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What would happen if we all took

What?

What? No

What? What are you talking about?

Whatever happened to this not being your thing?

When did I start caring about what other people think?

When did it become okay for women our age

When I go upstairs, everyone knows what I'm doing.

When she screwed up, can I just piggyback on that?

When you meet her, you'll understand.

Where are we going? [Laughs]

Where are your step sons?

Where did you get the money to buy

Where every idiot has a boat and a Labradoodle.

Where people have big houses and tiny butts,

Where would she get such a crazy idea?

Where'd you get it?

Where's my money?

Which I nailed.

While I'm gone.

While she's driving.

Who are you?

Who came up with the idea that a mother of three

Who I talk to is none of your business.

Who knew that the kids' favorite snack was combustible?

Who the hell are you talking to?

Who was raised by her grandfather.

Who was worse, Lenin or Stalin?

Who?

Whoops.

Whose candlestick is this?

Whose life has been one, long awkward phase

Why a person would need to wear two Fitbits.

Why are Viv's lights on?

Why are you doing this for me?

Why didn't you hold hands in partner tag?

Why do we own three Swiffers?

Why do you guys insist on saying her full name?

Why do you say all three names?

Why don't you just use one of those long matches?

Why is everyone dramatically entering.

Why would anyone need to wear two Fitbits?

Why would she send you that?

Why would you do that?!

Why would you say that?

Why, hello there.

Why?

Will somebody please put the pieces together for me

With a bouquet of peonies for no reason

With a candlestick in her jacket?

With a plastic dustpan.

With a sweat sock in my underpants

With Chloe Brown Mueller that she even posted about it.

With my application for the Westport Historical Guild.

With my sweet husband and his stupid trains.

With our little neighborhood.

With Pam gone, I move up a notch.

With special programs for our Anna Kat...

With the food drive last year.

With the green fake grass and the tiny little trees?

Would now be a good time to ask for a pet owl?

Would you like to be my friend?

Wouldn't it be easier to find a larger ish type gal

Wow.

Yahoo hoo hoo!

Yay!

Yeah, but Ed makes you pay for the cabin in the summer.

Yeah, but I'm friends with you.

Yeah, but I'm interested

Yeah, but she could wash them once.

Yeah, for like five years.

Yeah, girl.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, it will die in two days instead of its normal life span of four days.

Yeah, not one part of that is going to happen.

Yeah, now.

Yeah, she is. One on each wrist.

Yeah, sometimes taking the high road isn't enjoyable.

Yeah, that's a lie.

Yeah, there's no getting around her on the sidewalk.

Yeah, well, to be fair to him, it was only that one time.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. No.

Yep, 3:00 works.

Yep.

Yes, we do.

Yes, yes, very round.

Yes, you're a complex antihero.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. No.

You always make me feel so right about doing the wrong thing.

You are a forgiving woman.

You are acting like a pimp in a Lifetime movie.

You are going to donate 20% of that money to the Food Bank.

You are not getting this back until you do something good

You better take a picture and pass it on.

You bitch.

You brought a gift.

You can't be part of our group unless you're open and real.

You can't stand me?

You convinced me.

You could be right.

You couldn't even find your way home yesterday.

You didn't ask me.

You don't have my money.

You don't know when our house is going to get its power back?

You don't need to make me any more nervous than I already am.

You don't screw over your partner.

You forgot how a mother son relationship works.

You guys are all hazing me before you let me in.

You had this awesome idea earlier...

You had your chance.

You have my money?

You have no idea how happy I am!

You have parents, two siblings, and a room full of ponies.

You have something on the back of your shirt

You have suffered enough.

You have to earn your keep around here.

You have to sit next to me while I watch Castle

You hired an interior designer.

You I owe nothing.

You just lost it all, my friend.

You keep your mouth shut about Anna Kat

You know how lots of times you think you're sick,

You know I love the way you look.

You know those people, End is near!

You know we have a step stool.

You know we're super proud of you, right?

You know what goes great with iced tea?

You know what? One of us has been using

You know what? Why not?

You know who drinks those green drinks?

You know, I'm going to go to Second Breakfast

You know, on of those big pieces of plywood.

You know, you don't have to be here.

You listen to me, you son of a bitch.

You look good.

You mean you called yourself that, and no one stopped you.

You need to be there for your friend.

You need to get in there and fix it.

You need to read my report and check my work.

You really do have a girlfriend, don't you?

You see how that wouldn't work?

You see this? This is me putting my foot down.

You see, Anna Kat and Penny had a playdate.

You see, my neighbor, Fat Pam,

You shouldn't be expected

You stole this from Penny's house, didn't you?

You stupid Westport boy.

You stupid Westport boy.

You took money from a homeless person.

You walk and then you run

You went through her garbage?

You were married before?

You were saying?

You would think that would make me feel guilty,

You... You feel different.

You'd let me wear a skirt to school.

You'll learn your lesson later.

You're beautiful and amazing.

You're going on a playdate at Chloe Brown Mueller's house?

You're going to pick up that phone

You're just one step closer to joining the Historical Guild,

You're not fat.

You're not going to find anything.

You're right.

You're right.

You're skipping town on me?

You're snowed in getting massages.

You're so funny.

You're so real is Westport Mommy Code

You're so real.

You're so real.

You're supposed to be house camping with Dad.

You've given our house permanent B.O.

You've won almost three fights in our marriage now.

Your daughter is adorable.

Your girlfriend?

Your house is so cozy.

Your housekeeper didn't steal the candlestick.

Your mom and I don't like you selling knockoff polo shirts

Your mommy blog is ghost written

Your stove only has four burners,

Your wha...

10%?

40 year olds who are trying to look like teenagers.

[Camera shutter clicks] Did you...

[Cellphone chimes] This is business.

[Cellphone rings] Oh, excuse me one second.

[Chuckles] Katie: Is that all right with you,

[Chuckles] Snooze.

[Chuckling] You. Stop it with the you.

[Gasps] Oh, yeah.

[Giggles] Come on, I'll show you to her room.

[Laughs] Is that true?

[Thud, crack] Ha!

5%. 15%.

6%. 80%

100%. Viv, look at you!

Ah. Oh, my God... whole cashews!

All right. Okay.

and it is. Mm hmm.

and park on lawn. Next.

Because of all the rich blacks. What's that, now?

by a general studies major at UConn. Stop it.

Can I ask you a question? Of course.

Come on, Anna Kat. Oh, God.

Damn. I know.

Don't take this the wrong way. I won't.

down in the historic district. Ha.

El Salvador. El Salvador.

El Salvador. El Salvador.

Fine. I will. Okay.

Greg and Katie: What? Chloe knew the candlestick

Greg. Greg, that's right.

How do you feel? It feels awful.

I can totally help you. Mm.

I did it! Great job, Greg.

I had to say all three. Right.

I know where. [Dramatic music plays]

I love it. No, you don't love it.

I love it. She loves it.

I was going for historical accuracy. Ugh!

I'd love to see those. Refreshments and cannonballs

It is. Thank you.

It's part of the deal. It's stealing.

Knew it. What?

Madame. Norman!

Mission abort. Why?

Mm hmm. Who's the other mom?

Mm. Mm. Or swing dancing.

Mnh. Not possible. No way.

Mom, don't you like them? No, I don't.

Mwah! Mwah!

My first husband... Wait.

No. Yeah

Oh, my God. Katie.

Oh, that stinks. Whoo!

Oh, Viv sent you a text. Oh, what does it say?

Ohh! Greg, Oh!

Ohh. It's perfect.

Okay, Mommy. Okay.

Okay. Let's keep Westport's history

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, please.

Oliver

One question. Hm?

Ooh. That chair's for our purses.

Or sampling. Or stealing.

Pie Guy. That's a cool nickname. Yeah.

Power cinch. Right.

Remember that, honey? It was our wedding night.

Right here. What is this?

Thank God for Evelyn. Yeah.

Thank you. Say, I have a fun idea.

That is not how you get sick. Pretty sure it is.

The power's out. You got to be kidding me!

There is another way. [Dramatic music plays]

They are? Mm hmm.

This is bad. This is very bad.

Ugh. Greg, you are officially invited

Ugh. I...

We have to do something. I agree.

We just talked about that. Right, right.

Well, then what do you suggest? I say we take the high road.

Well, they do look good. Well, they should.

What do you mean, in a nutshell? Forget I said nutshell.

what I was going for. You see? The low road works.

Wigglé. For God sakes,

Yeah, do we? Guys, we're telling the truth.

Yeah, that's not it. Taylor.

Yeah, that's the kind. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait a minute. Hold up.

Yeah. Yeah

Yep. Are you really sure?

Yep. Why did you do that?

You owe me money. Luz, I'm not exactly liquid right now.

You're a revolutionary. Mm hmm.

You're going camping? I am.

¿Cómo estás?

...who just might need a little extra help.

'Cause I wanted it.

'cause you are what we call an original

'Cause you married an Eagle Scout, baby.

[Beep]

[Beeping]

[Both chuckle]

[Both laugh]

[Both laugh]

[Both sigh]

[Cellphone chimes]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat]

[Clears throat] There, that's better.

[Conversing in Spanish]

[Door closes]

[Door opens, closes]

[Door opens, closes]

[Doorbell rings]

[Doorbell rings]

[Dramatic chord plays]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Exhales sharply]

[Footsteps]

[Gagging]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] I'm turtling up.

[Gasps] Katie!

[Giggles]

[Groaning]

[Knock on door]

[Knock on door]

[Knock on door]

[Laughing]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] You.

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Mexican accent] We don't need no stinkin' pillows!

[Music stops]

[Normal voice] We'll make our own.

[Ringtone plays]

[Scoffs] Katie, it's called freedom of the press.

[Screams]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Thank you.

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