Thelma & Louise (1991) Soundboard Edit

Ah! The newspaper.

All right, hey, hey, hey, just calm down.

All right! I'll be there around 2:00 or 3:00.

All right.

All the wild night breezes in your memory ever

And all the girls walk by

And by Monday, he'll be kissing the ground you walk on.

And grab your coat and out

And I can tell

And I'm not gonna say that I even saw you.

And if there's any problem, then you call me in Room 211

And now you've screwed it up for them. No

And place your hands in plain view.

And sends you flyin', cryin'

And tries to come in and kill us

And you walk the wet streets

And... And could I trade glasses with you, maybe?

Arkansas State Police.

Armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.

Better not look back

Better not look back

Better not look down if you want to keep on flying

Both subjects armed and extremely dangerous.

But do you have a good relationship with your wife?

But I'm going to Mexico.

But would you let go of that?

But would you put your hands on the steering wheel?

Can I ask you one thing? Maybe.

Can I get you anything else?

Come back here, you little shit!

Come on

Come on, let's go!

Come with me, please.

Could you identify them if you saw them again?

D l D 11 27 56.

Damn it!

Darling, you all right? Are you okay?

Darryl don't have a cute butt.

Don't dent my car!

Drive, Louise!

Even if they didn't do it, it turns out they most likely witnessed it,

Excuse me, ma'am.

Fill her up.

Front or the back?

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

God damn it, pull over!

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind

He knows. Shit.

He said, "Okay, Thelma, I just wanted to make sure you was all right

He sure wasn't expecting that.

He's putting on his hat.

Hello, Officer.

Here, take this map. I need you to find all the secondary roads

Hey, don't let them shoot those girls!

Hey, hey, Thelma! Oh, Louise.

Hey, listen! Will you pull yourself together? Now, listen to me!

Hey, your name's Harlan? I got an uncle named Harlan.

Hey!

Hey.

House of hope for me and you

How?

Huh?

I apologize, also.

I cannot do no business

I come back, nobody knows where you are.

I could've told you Harlan Puckett was gonna end up

I don't believe it.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know what...

I don't know, you know, something's, like, crossed over in me.

I don't like it, no

I don't like what I see now

I don't wanna play house

I don't want to get too personal,

I finally understand what all the fuss is about!

I got a better idea.

I haven't seen a place like this since I left Texas.

I ignored him.

I know. I know what you mean.

I mean, I don't know what you're asking.

I mean, I'm about as close as I can be to a nutcase like that

I repeat,

I told you to slow down. Officer, I told her to slow down

I was just out there and I was thinking that...

I was never king of nothing but this wild weekend

I was wondering...

I won't wait up.

I'll call you right back.

I'm a robber.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get out of your hair, all right?

I'm not gonna hurt you, okay? I just wanna kiss you.

I'm over by the roadhouse

I'm still waiting here, and it's half past two

If they knew what we were up to, they wouldn't let us in

If you hadn't come out when you did, he would've hurt me a lot worse.

In my life, what I see now

Is that gonna cost me?

Is there a house of hope for me and you?

Is this my vacation or isn't it?

It cannot change the way we feel today

It ruins your sex drive.

It was just you and me there.

It won't work. Why not?

It's a good thing he left when he did.

James Lennox?

Just wire it to Western Union in Oklahoma City, okay?

Kick them stones out of my bed

Kidnapping a law enforcement officer, assault with a deadly weapon

Kind of prides himself on being infantile

Kurt knocks the ball loose. Kick it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for your cooperation

Look all around

Look, just...

Look, Thelma, you just gotta stop talking to people.

Look!

Louise, come on!

Louise, take his gun.

Louise. What?

Ma'am, you wanna dance a little? Sure.

Max, you gotta do something! How many times, Max?

Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe he's just gonna give me a ticket.

Maybe it's not such a good idea.

Maybe. Maybe.

Met my sister Sandra

Mmm hmm.

Mmm.

My Lord.

Neither of those two was the murdering type, Hal.

Night upon the rocks

No.

Nobody ever tells me shit. Tell me.

Nothing.

Now, don't you... Don't you start flaking out on me!

Now, how come you never told me what happened to you there?

Now, I figure I can make it in two and a half days,

Now, I'll figure out what to do.

Now, stay down on the floor till I'm gone. Have a good day

Off the TV.

Oh, Lord. How original.

Oh, man! That's disgusting!

Oh, my God, it's like...

Oh! Now, that does it.

Oh. Isn't that nice? Truck drivers are always so nice.

Okay, Louise.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Or you might just wind up crying

Or your sister? Or your wife?

Pass him.

Prints on the trunk of the car match those of Thelma Dickinson.

Put it away. Just... Here, put it in my purse.

Put it on my credit card

Put the hammer down Keep it full speed ahead

Put the hammer down keep it full speed ahead

Real smart or just real, real lucky.

Remain in position!

Said you'd never been in there before

She took a lot of stuff

She'd memorized in her daddy's easy chair

Shit, Thelma!

Shit, Thelma. Who would've thought it?

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Show the lady what she's won, Don

Shut the fuck up! You hear me?

Shut up!

Simon says, "Y'all lie down on the floor, please, right away

Since I left California, baby Things have gotten worse

So many miles to go before I die

Someday soon you'll understand why I can't,

Something real bad has happened.

Sure, Thelma. Well, then that lantern'll come in real handy.

Suspect, Thelma Yvonne Dickinson.

Take his gun, Louise. Right there.

Tell you something, this is a crock of shit, Mr. John fucking Law.

Thank you

Thank you.

Thank you. Ma'am, would you get down? Not you, sir

That's almost the truth.

The important thing is not to let on that you know anything.

The least I can do is not make him any more of an accessory

The morning sun

The one thing I can't figure out is whether these girls are

The other night there was a murder out at the Silver Bullet.

The way you do the things you do

Thelma, don't you litter.

Thelma, God damn it!

Thelma, how did they know we're going to Mexico, huh?

Thelma, look who's here

Thelma, what are you doing?

Thelma, you in there?

Thelma? Thelma, get your foot down

Then I'd just slip on out.

Then I'm sorry. We're gonna have to charge you with murder.

There's no such thing as justifiable robbery.

They might have seemed a little bit jumpy.

They think we like it.

They're the ones who will survive

This... This is crazy.

Till he's got to turn over the keys.

Uh... Yeah. Yeah. She was out there dancing. Dancing.

Until we find the bridge across forever

Up Elvis Presley Boulevard to the Graceland gates

Wait, don't! I mean it! Louise is gonna wonder where I am!

Wait, I'm looking.

Wait. Wait

Watch it, you fucking asshole!

Watch your head! Careful.

We have the suspects in sight. Continuing pursuit.

We spoke with a gentleman today who says he delivered

Well, how... How do you know I took it?

Well, I figure if you take a state policeman, shoot off his car,

Well, if you don't mind me saying so,

Well, then it's a good thing you're not regional manager

Well, you come to the right place

Well, you know me, Jimmy, I'm just a wild woman.

What are you gonna tell him?

What did Darryl have to say?

What do you mean? There's no police here.

What happened? J. D. Came back.

What in hell did you bring that for?

What in the hell is this?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? You're a real live outlaw, aren't you?

What'd I say again?

What'd you wanna do? What should we do?

What's going on?

When a woman's crying like that,

When you figure it out, just wake me up.

Which part?

Who will show them if we don't show them how?

Why don't you ditch that no good husband of yours?

Why don't you take off those shades? I want to see your eyes

Why, yes, I will, operator.

With the warm wind in her hair

With the warm wind in her hair

With your candle lit in red

Y'all want a drink?

Y'all want some more coffee?

Yeah

Yeah, I could identify them, but neither one of those two

Yeah, I reckon that's what I'm doing.

Yeah, they say that we gotta figure out

Yeah, we think you have really bad manners

Yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yes, sir, we're... We're fine. We're both fine.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

You and I will always be together

You awake?

You better slow down there, Ms. Louise. That's a cop up ahead

You both okay? Neither one of you hurt?

You can keep it moving if you don't look down

You can keep it moving if you don't look down

You got your seat belt on?

You gotta just make sure everything sounds real normal.

You know what? What?

You know you could have been a schoolbook

You mean you haven't asked him, yet?

You pig! Just a fucking pig!

You ready? Hit it.

You see, this is an unfair advantage.

You think I'm happy playing my one night gigs in Ramada Inn lounges?

You told that thieving little shit where we were going?

You want to let me see your license, please?

You want to tell me what happened?

You're a part of me

You're just still wanted for questioning.

You're no good to me now. You're no good to me.

You're not gonna make a deal with that guy?

You're starting to feel pretty good to me, too. You know that?

"Now, nobody loses their head, then nobody loses their head.

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