Marge Simpson Soundboard Edit

And now to post the right picture that will show the whole world how perfect my life is.

Are you OK?

As soon as my divorce is final.

Babies are always cute.

Chief wiggum.

Did you turn the security alarm on?

Four tickets please.

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.

How are you, sweetie?

I better find out what this all means.

I don't know.

I had such a fun day with your daddy.

I know washing machine.

I know you'd be upset and that you'd think only of yourself.

I like talking to you.

I miss them so much.

I smell beer. Did you go to Moe's?

I was so worried. Where have you been now? Don't tell me. I don't want to hear one of your stupid lies.

I'll be very gentle.

I'm happy to say I was wrong. I put Maggie down and make you a snack. Something bacony.

I'm not in the mold.

I'm sorry, reporting to the state.

If you could just be good for a month, that would really show me something.

It sure does.

It's just my sister snoring. She has a very fatty septum.

It's my mother's birthday.

Lance Armstrong never quit. He never quit the Tour de France, he never quit lying about his steroid use, and he still hasn't totally come clean.

Lisa.

Look, I've got a Groupon here for a zip line adventure.

Marge Simpson.

Maybe because you didn't take it seriously enough.

Might be a sociopath.

My daughter's in there.

My hero.

New York.

Ohh yes.

Pittsfield.

Remember to answer the questions honestly.

Saint Patrick's Day.

Say, I could use your advice.

Snoring pt1

So what do we do?

So what do we do? I need some kind of guidance to take away from all this.

Somehow.

Someone who can't feel empathy or guilt. They do terrible things and don't care who it hurts.

That seems a little strong.

That'll be shown on TV and probably some planes.

That's what I said.

There's no stopping what I've started here.

This is a binski.

This is Marge Simpson.

Time for beddy. Bye now. Don't sleep on your stomach.

Wait, wait. I didn't even get to say goodbye.

Wait, wait. I'm coming with you.

We still have to try.

What do we do?

Who wants to be a yoga? You wanna be a Yoda?

Why aren't we Skyping?

Yes.

Yes.

You can't keep pumping powerful drugs into people who can't even bite into a Peach.

You can't spend half your life napping.

You have no idea what it's like being married to you.

You may want to have a drink.

You're taking advantage of these people who don't know where they are. I'm taking them back where they belong.