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Clone High - Season 1 Clone High is an animated television show that aired its first season in 2002. Created by Phil Lord,

Clone High - Season 1

Clone High is an animated television show that aired its first season in 2002. Created by Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, and Bill Lawrence, the show quickly gained a cult following. Since then, it has become a beloved classic for its witty humor, clever writing, and unique concept.

The show revolves around a high school where historical figures have been cloned and are reincarnated as teenagers. This concept allows for hilariously anachronistic situations as we see the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Cleopatra, and JFK navigating the complexities of modern-day high school life.

Each episode of Clone High follows the misadventures of these historical clones as they face typical adolescent challenges like love, friendship, and school. Combining coming of age themes with satirical social commentary, the show cleverly satirizes high school tropes and cultural norms.

The voice acting in Clone High is exceptional, with an impressive cast bringing these historical figures to life. Will Forte voices the bumbling but kind-hearted Abe Lincoln, while Nicole Sullivan portrays a rebellious and feminist Joan of Arc. Michael McDonald lends his voice to the free-spirited and peace-loving Gandhi, and Christa Miller voices the manipulative and charismatic Cleopatra. Lastly, JFK is voiced by Chris Miller, who also served as one of the show's creators.

The writing in Clone High is sharp and references both historical events and pop culture with equal wit. Episodes often feature clever wordplay, puns, and hilarious parodies of different genres. Whether it's a zombie outbreak caused by a corn syrup experiment gone wrong or a school election turned into a wild party, Clone High constantly keeps its audience entertained.

The show's unique animation style, combining traditional 2D animation with CGI elements, is visually appealing and adds to the show's comedic tone. The vibrant colors and exaggerated character designs perfectly match the eccentric personalities of the historical figures.

Unfortunately, Clone High only aired for one season due to controversies surrounding its portrayal of historical figures. While fans eagerly hoped for a revival, a second season has yet to materialize. Nevertheless, the show continues to gain new fans through streaming and online platforms.

If you're looking to experience the comedic brilliance of Clone High, you're in luck. You can play and download the sounds, watch episodes, and get lost in the hilarious world of these iconic historical figures. Clone High remains a show that has left a lasting impact on its viewers and has solidified its place as a cult classic.

A giant needs a haircut!
A giant needs a haircut!
A new, wicked food product that lives where X Stream meets Blu!
A new, wicked food product that lives where X Stream meets Blu!
A painful, painful plan.
A painful, painful plan.
A shallow ploy, by Racist Mammy Breakfast Foods,
A shallow ploy, by Racist Mammy Breakfast Foods,
Aaabe? You know what you have to do.
Aaabe? You know what you have to do.
Abe actually likes Cleo. A girl.
Abe actually likes Cleo. A girl.
Abe Lincoln, don't!
Abe Lincoln, don't!
Abe Lincoln, for student body president
Abe Lincoln, for student body president
Abe, Abe! Your speech wasn't that bad!
Abe, Abe! Your speech wasn't that bad!
Abe, do you have a celibacy wish?
Abe, do you have a celibacy wish?
Abe, I just polled everyone in the girl's bathroom.
Abe, I just polled everyone in the girl's bathroom.
Abe, I want you.
Abe, I want you.
Abe, I want you.
Abe, I want you.
Abe, it all comes down to...
Abe, it all comes down to...
Abe, there's nothing to worry about.
Abe, there's nothing to worry about.
Abe, we put out an APB on your missing friend.
Abe, we put out an APB on your missing friend.
Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser?
Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser?
Abe, you should run.
Abe, you should run.
Abe, you've gotta help me!
Abe, you've gotta help me!
Abe!
Abe!
Abe! Hi, I just finished my film, and it really expresses my true
Abe! Hi, I just finished my film, and it really expresses my true
Abe?
Abe?
Abe? Abe? Abe, why is my name on the program?
Abe? Abe? Abe, why is my name on the program?
Abe.
Abe.
Abe.
Abe.
Abe. I think you're bleeding.
Abe. I think you're bleeding.
Abe. I'm really confused about my feelings right now
Abe. I'm really confused about my feelings right now
Abe's a tot muncher!
Abe's a tot muncher!
Abe's competition with JFK heats up at the school election
Abe's competition with JFK heats up at the school election
Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln.
Acceptance.
Acceptance.
Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants
Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants
Actually, Cleo says it would kill the piranhas.
Actually, Cleo says it would kill the piranhas.
Actually, we're sponsored by Puma.
Actually, we're sponsored by Puma.
ADD is not infectious
ADD is not infectious
ADD?
ADD?
After consulting, a random person on the telephone,
After consulting, a random person on the telephone,
Ah, good thing there was no one around to see that
Ah, good thing there was no one around to see that
All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me,
All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me,
All right, they're geeks, but we have better things to do
All right, they're geeks, but we have better things to do
All students are special at Clone High,
All students are special at Clone High,
All the pictures of him I have over my bed are coming down!
All the pictures of him I have over my bed are coming down!
Allow me to confer with my associates
Allow me to confer with my associates
Allow me to dry you off...
Allow me to dry you off...
Am I having a nightmare?
Am I having a nightmare?
Am I..
Am I..
Amigo? Buddy? Fella? Where are you, guy?
Amigo? Buddy? Fella? Where are you, guy?
And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.
And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.
And a nice sensitive guy
And a nice sensitive guy
And a thermos full of tranquillisers, thank you very much.
And a thermos full of tranquillisers, thank you very much.
And Abe found a new form of recreation
And Abe found a new form of recreation
And Abe? I'll see you, at the movies.
And Abe? I'll see you, at the movies.
And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!
And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!
And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!
And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!
And all you gotta do, is abandon your values,
And all you gotta do, is abandon your values,
And became a non stop..
And became a non stop..
And by will, I mean won't!
And by will, I mean won't!
And come back to my soundproofed basement.
And come back to my soundproofed basement.
And el capitan of the f~~tbol team,
And el capitan of the f~~tbol team,
And every moment we spend together
And every moment we spend together
And everyone else will forget about what a big big big big loser you are
And everyone else will forget about what a big big big big loser you are
And everyone in school treats him like kinda leper!
And everyone in school treats him like kinda leper!
And for a fundraiser,
And for a fundraiser,
And go!
And go!
And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out,
And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out,
And he inspired a generation of young people!
And he inspired a generation of young people!
And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!
And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!
And his various African American bandleaders!
And his various African American bandleaders!
And I don't need the electronic help muddling it up!
And I don't need the electronic help muddling it up!
And I don't wanna exaggerate the importance of it,
And I don't wanna exaggerate the importance of it,
And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.
And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.
And I would like to reply by uh, taking my shirt off!
And I would like to reply by uh, taking my shirt off!
And I'll be home in time for Jay Leeno!
And I'll be home in time for Jay Leeno!
And I'll see you next time, at Clone High.
And I'll see you next time, at Clone High.
And I'm looking for volunteers.
And I'm looking for volunteers.
And I'm not going to ignore it.
And I'm not going to ignore it.
And I'm running for student body president!
And I'm running for student body president!
And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch!
And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch!
And if there's one thing I've learned about money,
And if there's one thing I've learned about money,
And it doesn't change things?
And it doesn't change things?
And it's from you backstabbing me.
And it's from you backstabbing me.
And look at this place!
And look at this place!
And make... super lemons.
And make... super lemons.
And Mother Teresa's got that teen slasher sex romp.
And Mother Teresa's got that teen slasher sex romp.
And none of you are twenty one, are you?
And none of you are twenty one, are you?
And now I'm shooting that wad.
And now I'm shooting that wad.
And now. He risks his ass...
And now. He risks his ass...
And on this podium,
And on this podium,
And promote their product by doing some dangerous extreme sports related stunts!
And promote their product by doing some dangerous extreme sports related stunts!
And removes plaque from hard to brush areas.
And removes plaque from hard to brush areas.
And run the film fest,
And run the film fest,
And something tragic may or may not happen
And something tragic may or may not happen
And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!
And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!
And speaking of without you, go hide in the kitchen.
And speaking of without you, go hide in the kitchen.
And special guest star Marilyn Manson
And special guest star Marilyn Manson
And that's out of, my friendship.
And that's out of, my friendship.
And then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.
And then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.
And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know,
And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know,
And then one day someone will say "How are you, Joan?"
And then one day someone will say "How are you, Joan?"
And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices,
And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices,
And then...
And then...
And these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?
And these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?
And they perpetuate racial stereotypes.
And they perpetuate racial stereotypes.
AND TOTALLY INITIAL ARTICLE SEVEN!
AND TOTALLY INITIAL ARTICLE SEVEN!
And turn the school into an ad for some profit hungry corporation?
And turn the school into an ad for some profit hungry corporation?
And use them in an expensive clone themed amusement park,
And use them in an expensive clone themed amusement park,
And we want you to get up out of your seats and clap your hands to the beat!
And we want you to get up out of your seats and clap your hands to the beat!
And what he always does
And what he always does
And what will become of Gandhi?
And what will become of Gandhi?
And who's named Abe.
And who's named Abe.
And will now be seen in widescreen.
And will now be seen in widescreen.
And without the sweater vest!
And without the sweater vest!
And you can't win the election without my help.
And you can't win the election without my help.
And you gave them the means to do it.
And you gave them the means to do it.
And you had me transferred to another home?
And you had me transferred to another home?
And you know what hurts the most, Joan?
And you know what hurts the most, Joan?
And you know what your answer will be?
And you know what your answer will be?
And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.
And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.
And you won't believe what it's called.
And you won't believe what it's called.
And you, the audience, were moved very, very deeply.
And you, the audience, were moved very, very deeply.
And you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier,
And you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier,
And you're not gonna get it!
And you're not gonna get it!
And, flossing keeps gums healthy
And, flossing keeps gums healthy
And, go!
And, go!
And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
Answer the question!
Answer the question!
Any ideas on how to get the beer?
Any ideas on how to get the beer?
Anyone for coffee, anyone?
Anyone for coffee, anyone?
Anyone for scones?
Anyone for scones?
Anyway, Abe, JFK's having a party Friday.
Anyway, Abe, JFK's having a party Friday.
Are those longer sideburns?
Are those longer sideburns?
Are you over twenty one?
Are you over twenty one?
Are you sure this is the best way to do research?
Are you sure this is the best way to do research?
Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?
Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?
Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'?
Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'?
Aren't you, Abe?
Aren't you, Abe?
As in uh, "Oh, I'm so angry I I could piss glue".
As in uh, "Oh, I'm so angry I I could piss glue".
As president of the student body,
As president of the student body,
As you recall, I do those, with my lats, on Wednesdays!
As you recall, I do those, with my lats, on Wednesdays!
Ask not what your student body president can do for you!
Ask not what your student body president can do for you!
Ask what you can do to your student body president's body!
Ask what you can do to your student body president's body!
At first, I thought you were wack, Black.
At first, I thought you were wack, Black.
At least it can't any worse.
At least it can't any worse.
At least it can't get any better!
At least it can't get any better!
Attention students.
Attention students.
Aw yeah. Casting couch.
Aw yeah. Casting couch.
Awareness.
Awareness.
B, D, B, C, C, A, D,
B, D, B, C, C, A, D,
Baby was born that way.
Baby was born that way.
Baby, a lot of people liked the original JFK because he was such a caring leader,
Baby, a lot of people liked the original JFK because he was such a caring leader,
Baby?
Baby?
Back to you, Kojack.
Back to you, Kojack.
Basically.
Basically.
Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
Be there at eight!
Be there at eight!
Because a real leader does what Abe just did,
Because a real leader does what Abe just did,
Because God has a plan for all of us.
Because God has a plan for all of us.
Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt
Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt
Because if I was awake, those cue cards would be written in CALLIGRAPHY!
Because if I was awake, those cue cards would be written in CALLIGRAPHY!
Because it deserves to be.
Because it deserves to be.
Because it's raining style!
Because it's raining style!
Because mine was the only film that was truely personal
Because mine was the only film that was truely personal
Because they are special.
Because they are special.
Because today I'm gonna be your care iff.
Because today I'm gonna be your care iff.
Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.
Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.
Because you all look out of this wooorld.
Because you all look out of this wooorld.
Because you will be
Because you will be
Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss Of Arc.
Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss Of Arc.
Behold it!
Behold it!
Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted... sweater vest.
Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted... sweater vest.
Besides illegal?
Besides illegal?
Best dudes forever, Abe?
Best dudes forever, Abe?
Best dudes forever?
Best dudes forever?
Better keep your story straight.
Better keep your story straight.
Black and Tan!
Black and Tan!
BLASPHEMY!
BLASPHEMY!
Bling bling
Bling bling
Bling, bling.
Bling, bling.
Blushi!
Blushi!
Board of Shadowy Figures,
Board of Shadowy Figures,
Bobby!
Bobby!
Bobby!
Bobby!
Boob wise.
Boob wise.
Book book book book book book book book
Book book book book book book book book
Booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.
Booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.
Bro?
Bro?
Bueno momento, Black and Tan.
Bueno momento, Black and Tan.
But dammit, I still care
But dammit, I still care
But he's avoiding the fact that X Stream Blu
But he's avoiding the fact that X Stream Blu
But I can see certain things loud and clear.
But I can see certain things loud and clear.
But I didn't bring my dance skins.
But I didn't bring my dance skins.
But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.
But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.
But I'm not match for that gang of snow sharks!
But I'm not match for that gang of snow sharks!
But I'm the treasurer!
But I'm the treasurer!
But in many ways, they're the same
But in many ways, they're the same
But it's cold and flu season.
But it's cold and flu season.
But it's not about them
But it's not about them
But it's too late for that now, isn't it?
But it's too late for that now, isn't it?
But knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it
But knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it
But not too firm, just like the Lord!
But not too firm, just like the Lord!
But now Cleo's got her epic, Gandhi's doing his cop movie,
But now Cleo's got her epic, Gandhi's doing his cop movie,
But now I'm seeing you as a cool guy
But now I'm seeing you as a cool guy
But now, I'm hearing voices.
But now, I'm hearing voices.
But now, we've both learned that when east meets west, it's deadly!
But now, we've both learned that when east meets west, it's deadly!
But now...
But now...
But now... Oh, JFK.
But now... Oh, JFK.
But only some students are ostracised
But only some students are ostracised
But she was the first girl that gave me er,
But she was the first girl that gave me er,
But she's a realy glood dancer
But she's a realy glood dancer
But shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan
But shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan
But soon someone else will make an even bigger ass of themselves,
But soon someone else will make an even bigger ass of themselves,
But that riot was unacceptable.
But that riot was unacceptable.
But the speech itself
But the speech itself
But then again, it is rhythmed
But then again, it is rhythmed
But then my roommate
But then my roommate
But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most,
But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most,
But there's just one thing I don't understand, Doctor Manson.
But there's just one thing I don't understand, Doctor Manson.
But there's no way out of this place.
But there's no way out of this place.
But there's this guy at work who totally hates me
But there's this guy at work who totally hates me
But today it is unlawful, to bottle 'em up.
But today it is unlawful, to bottle 'em up.
But we both know that even an angry woman
But we both know that even an angry woman
But we had such a wonderful time
But we had such a wonderful time
But we're gonna be together forever.
But we're gonna be together forever.
But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible,
But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible,
But what should we do with all this X Stream Blu?
But what should we do with all this X Stream Blu?
But where, can I find, the mist?
But where, can I find, the mist?
But who?
But who?
But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people!
But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people!
But you don't understand!
But you don't understand!
But you just haven't told her yet, and go!
But you just haven't told her yet, and go!
But you know you have to do what he tells you hey,
But you know you have to do what he tells you hey,
But, first and foremost,
But, first and foremost,
But, Wesley...
But, Wesley...
Buy American
Buy American
By checking you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!
By checking you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!
By the by, could I have two million dollars?
By the by, could I have two million dollars?
C'mon Abe, it's me
C'mon Abe, it's me
Can we make out now?
Can we make out now?
Can't claw through steel that's two feet thick!
Can't claw through steel that's two feet thick!
Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?
Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?
Captain, of the football team,
Captain, of the football team,
Carl, it is not his fault.
Carl, it is not his fault.
Carpool to JFK's party, you know,
Carpool to JFK's party, you know,
Celine Dion athon, Celine Dion athon.
Celine Dion athon, Celine Dion athon.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a ferris wheel!
Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a ferris wheel!
Check this out!
Check this out!
Classic!
Classic!
Cleo will never take your place as my best friend.
Cleo will never take your place as my best friend.
Cleo, I care about you.
Cleo, I care about you.
Cleo, uh, what're you doing here?
Cleo, uh, what're you doing here?
Cleo! Why are you crying?
Cleo! Why are you crying?
Cleopatra voted with her student body.
Cleopatra voted with her student body.
Cleopatra, comin' at ya!
Cleopatra, comin' at ya!
Cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how...
Cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how...
Clone of Karen Carpenter thin.
Clone of Karen Carpenter thin.
Clumsy, Joan. Reeaally clumsy.
Clumsy, Joan. Reeaally clumsy.
Coffee, Wesley?
Coffee, Wesley?
Coffee?
Coffee?
Colon, "A Rope Of Sand".
Colon, "A Rope Of Sand".
Come on Abe. Leave your friends behind,
Come on Abe. Leave your friends behind,
Come on now! Talk to me!
Come on now! Talk to me!
Come on, she's drunk!
Come on, she's drunk!
Coming up, we've got a rock crusade!
Coming up, we've got a rock crusade!
Completely insane.
Completely insane.
Could it be any more obvious?
Could it be any more obvious?
Could run, win, abolish term limits,
Could run, win, abolish term limits,
Cut. No no no, man.
Cut. No no no, man.
Daaaad!
Daaaad!
Daaaamn.
Daaaamn.
Dads!
Dads!
Dammit, Gandhi!
Dammit, Gandhi!
Dammit!
Dammit!
Dammit.
Dammit.
Damn coal powered projectors!
Damn coal powered projectors!
Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting!
Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting!
Dead presidents, Mr B!
Dead presidents, Mr B!
Death maze, huh?
Death maze, huh?
Dental dam!
Dental dam!
Did you just screw yourself!
Did you just screw yourself!
Dinger!
Dinger!
Dinger!
Dinger!
Dirty, dirty term limits
Dirty, dirty term limits
Do I know you?
Do I know you?
Do you have a BB gun?
Do you have a BB gun?
Do you know the story of Joan of Arc?
Do you know the story of Joan of Arc?
Do you mind?
Do you mind?
Do you think it's too much?
Do you think it's too much?
Do you want that on your shoulders, pal?
Do you want that on your shoulders, pal?
Doctor Scudworth.
Doctor Scudworth.
Does a sunset have a soundtrack featuring Smash Mouth?
Does a sunset have a soundtrack featuring Smash Mouth?
Doesn't that blow your mind?
Doesn't that blow your mind?
Don't feel alone.
Don't feel alone.
Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend
Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend
Don't know why.
Don't know why.
Don't let him see you cry.
Don't let him see you cry.
Don't mention it...
Don't mention it...
Don't touch me, Gandhi
Don't touch me, Gandhi
Don't worry, bro! Blushi gonna stream it hardcore!
Don't worry, bro! Blushi gonna stream it hardcore!
Don't worry, bro.
Don't worry, bro.
Don't you know me?
Don't you know me?
Dude, don't leave me hanging.
Dude, don't leave me hanging.
Dude, that's a three story drop!
Dude, that's a three story drop!
Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,
Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,
Dude! That was not cool!
Dude! That was not cool!
Dying?
Dying?
Easy.
Easy.
Eat right every day!
Eat right every day!
Eat shell!
Eat shell!
Egg whites only.
Egg whites only.
Elected president.
Elected president.
EMAIL!
EMAIL!
Even if I have to do it for you.
Even if I have to do it for you.
Even if it makes him look like a jackass.
Even if it makes him look like a jackass.
Everybody get naked!
Everybody get naked!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Except for that one... where's he's under the tree with his shirt off.
Except for that one... where's he's under the tree with his shirt off.
Except Joan's film, which has somehow expanded in the fire,
Except Joan's film, which has somehow expanded in the fire,
Experimental video art,
Experimental video art,
Fantastic! Now we'll never have another riot!
Fantastic! Now we'll never have another riot!
Feel free to say anything,
Feel free to say anything,
Feelings!
Feelings!
Fellow students,
Fellow students,
Film at Clone High used to be just you and Andy Warhol and your disturbing art films.
Film at Clone High used to be just you and Andy Warhol and your disturbing art films.
Film fest! Film Fest!
Film fest! Film Fest!
Finally, a film that perfectly expresses all of my feelings for Abe.
Finally, a film that perfectly expresses all of my feelings for Abe.
Finally, I won't be running for re election this year
Finally, I won't be running for re election this year
Finally! The voices!
Finally! The voices!
Fine
Fine
Fine, whatever!
Fine, whatever!
Fine. I'll go wait for you by the gauze.
Fine. I'll go wait for you by the gauze.
FLIP A NOLLIE AND TURN IT UP!
FLIP A NOLLIE AND TURN IT UP!
Flip the pool!
Flip the pool!
Folks, for my next totally outrageous campaign stunt,
Folks, for my next totally outrageous campaign stunt,
Folks, you all know me.
Folks, you all know me.
Food! IIIII looooove yooooou!
Food! IIIII looooove yooooou!
Fools and liberals!
Fools and liberals!
For dry erase markers and such!
For dry erase markers and such!
For four days straight, Gandhi ate nothing but...
For four days straight, Gandhi ate nothing but...
For giggles, I'm going to keep saying no until you turn the TV off.
For giggles, I'm going to keep saying no until you turn the TV off.
For herpes awareness?
For herpes awareness?
For my rebuttal, I'd like to dramatically gesture
For my rebuttal, I'd like to dramatically gesture
For showing me how to be a real ass leader.
For showing me how to be a real ass leader.
For the X Stream Blu, Mega Crew!
For the X Stream Blu, Mega Crew!
For this reason, I hereby volunteer to organise the first annual
For this reason, I hereby volunteer to organise the first annual
For those who have a conflicting class with AP Physics!
For those who have a conflicting class with AP Physics!
For what, is more powerful, than a high school PRINCIPAL!!
For what, is more powerful, than a high school PRINCIPAL!!
Forget what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time.
Forget what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time.
Forgot to wash my hands!
Forgot to wash my hands!
Forty minutes of non stop Amy Grant!
Forty minutes of non stop Amy Grant!
Friend?
Friend?
From Mena Suvari's enormous forehead!
From Mena Suvari's enormous forehead!
From your brain to my heart
From your brain to my heart
Gaaaaaaaaaaaandhiiiiiii!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaandhiiiiiii!
Gabe Linkoln.
Gabe Linkoln.
Gandhi
Gandhi
Gandhi provides some sort of comic relief.
Gandhi provides some sort of comic relief.
Gandhi stop, you're out of control!
Gandhi stop, you're out of control!
Gandhi, I think it's really big of you
Gandhi, I think it's really big of you
Gandhi, no!
Gandhi, no!
Gandhi, this year is going to be different.
Gandhi, this year is going to be different.
Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.
Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.
Gandhi! This character is not me.
Gandhi! This character is not me.
Gandhi?
Gandhi?
Gandhi? Get on up here and dance!
Gandhi? Get on up here and dance!
Gandhi.
Gandhi.
Gandhi. We had every class together last year?
Gandhi. We had every class together last year?
Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now
Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now
Gay foster dads?
Gay foster dads?
Get out your funbrella, Mr B!
Get out your funbrella, Mr B!
Get the hell out of here! You are not my son!
Get the hell out of here! You are not my son!
Girlfriend Cleo.
Girlfriend Cleo.
Give it!
Give it!
Go ahead. I'm here for you
Go ahead. I'm here for you
Go away, Sigmund Freud.
Go away, Sigmund Freud.
Go for the jerk!
Go for the jerk!
Go on man, do it. I want you to.
Go on man, do it. I want you to.
Go to hell, Señor Peanie!
Go to hell, Señor Peanie!
Go with the nicer guy.
Go with the nicer guy.
God won't stop talking to me
God won't stop talking to me
God's messages can be a total drag.
God's messages can be a total drag.
Good day, Gandhi. Good day!
Good day, Gandhi. Good day!
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good night, Joan. Good night.
Good night, Joan. Good night.
Good title. It draws the reader in
Good title. It draws the reader in
Good! I'll use a big font, futz with the margins...
Good! I'll use a big font, futz with the margins...
Goodbye, Joan
Goodbye, Joan
Goodbye, Joan
Goodbye, Joan
Great idea, Joan.
Great idea, Joan.
Great question! Have a t shirt!
Great question! Have a t shirt!
Guys, come on in here, man!
Guys, come on in here, man!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you love A abe!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you love A abe!
Had he the tools to do so.
Had he the tools to do so.
Hall monitor!
Hall monitor!
Hark!
Hark!
Hasn't anyone here grown at all?
Hasn't anyone here grown at all?
He calls everyone Wesley.
He calls everyone Wesley.
He coughed!
He coughed!
He doesn't want to not ruin the friendship.
He doesn't want to not ruin the friendship.
He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone!
He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone!
He stands up for the right thing,
He stands up for the right thing,
He'd also like you to believe that he's not a baby eater.
He'd also like you to believe that he's not a baby eater.
He's going, home.
He's going, home.
He's making empty promises and detailing his workout routine.
He's making empty promises and detailing his workout routine.
He's never gone on record saying he isn't.
He's never gone on record saying he isn't.
He's not gay or anything.
He's not gay or anything.
He's sad.
He's sad.
Heart wise. Like my film.
Heart wise. Like my film.
Heather, I have a message for you.
Heather, I have a message for you.
Hello
Hello
Hello, Clone High!
Hello, Clone High!
Hello, cohorts.
Hello, cohorts.
Hello?
Hello?
Here is my soul, friends. My soul.
Here is my soul, friends. My soul.
Here's what we're gonna do
Here's what we're gonna do
Hey Cleo.
Hey Cleo.
Hey everybody, it's a keg of beer!
Hey everybody, it's a keg of beer!
Hey everybody, it's me, Abe!
Hey everybody, it's me, Abe!
Hey everybody!
Hey everybody!
Hey everyone, I'm Tyler, that's Paco,
Hey everyone, I'm Tyler, that's Paco,
Hey Joan, cool stun gun!
Hey Joan, cool stun gun!
Hey man, Gandhi's anti violence, not anti comedy.
Hey man, Gandhi's anti violence, not anti comedy.
Hey man, would you stay if I rewrote your character?
Hey man, would you stay if I rewrote your character?
Hey there, president. That's a cute collar.
Hey there, president. That's a cute collar.
Hey uh,
Hey uh,
Hey uh, Principal, look!
Hey uh, Principal, look!
Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies?
Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies?
Hey, check out that stray puppy!
Hey, check out that stray puppy!
Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow!
Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow!
Hey, Cleo.
Hey, Cleo.
Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!
Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!
Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!
Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!
Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys?
Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys?
Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?
Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?
Hey, don't worry man, your problems are answered.
Hey, don't worry man, your problems are answered.
Hey, get off my dinghy!
Hey, get off my dinghy!
Hey, I thought you had to work the hotline tonight.
Hey, I thought you had to work the hotline tonight.
Hey, is there a time limit on the films?
Hey, is there a time limit on the films?
Hey, Joan. What was that you were saying quietly?
Hey, Joan. What was that you were saying quietly?
Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead!
Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead!
Hey, stud.
Hey, stud.
Hey, take a hit, relax
Hey, take a hit, relax
Hey, turn that frown upside down, Abe.
Hey, turn that frown upside down, Abe.
Hey, what's this?
Hey, what's this?
Hey, whatever you're into.
Hey, whatever you're into.
Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better?
Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better?
Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?
Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?
Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral.
Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral.
Hey, you're reading my book.
Hey, you're reading my book.
Hey. Am I on speakerphone?
Hey. Am I on speakerphone?
Hi Abe.
Hi Abe.
Hi Cleo.
Hi Cleo.
Hi ho, guv'ner.
Hi ho, guv'ner.
Hi there, friend.
Hi there, friend.
Hi, Abe. My film is really coming along.
Hi, Abe. My film is really coming along.
Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed...
Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed...
Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer
Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer
High five, racial pride!
High five, racial pride!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
His power is in the mix
His power is in the mix
His power is in the mix!
His power is in the mix!
His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours
His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours
Hiya, Kennedy.
Hiya, Kennedy.
Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe.
Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe.
Hop on, it's pram sports you!
Hop on, it's pram sports you!
HOT SAUCE!
HOT SAUCE!
How are you, underage drinking?
How are you, underage drinking?
How can I get close to the students?
How can I get close to the students?
How can this be?
How can this be?
How committed I am to community service.
How committed I am to community service.
How could I be embarrassed by a friend?
How could I be embarrassed by a friend?
How dare you insult that big chinned everyman
How dare you insult that big chinned everyman
How do I get everyone to like me?
How do I get everyone to like me?
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How do you respond to the criticism that,
How do you respond to the criticism that,
How does a growing boy like me eat a healthy, balanced diet?
How does a growing boy like me eat a healthy, balanced diet?
How many times have I told you not to say that?
How many times have I told you not to say that?
How me.
How me.
How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle?
How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle?
Huh guys?
Huh guys?
Hush, hush.
Hush, hush.
I admire her commitment to community service
I admire her commitment to community service
I admire her commitment to community service.
I admire her commitment to community service.
I always fail!
I always fail!
I am so funny.
I am so funny.
I am so on today!
I am so on today!
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
I am twenty one.
I am twenty one.
I am uh, not gonna open up to you!
I am uh, not gonna open up to you!
I am willing to be paid two million dollars.
I am willing to be paid two million dollars.
I became a cynical, angst ridden goth girl.
I became a cynical, angst ridden goth girl.
I brought you some fries.
I brought you some fries.
I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.
I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.
I can't bear to talk about it.
I can't bear to talk about it.
I can't believe it, ay.
I can't believe it, ay.
I can't believe that JFK is running unopposed.
I can't believe that JFK is running unopposed.
I can't believe we got Elanor Roosevelt as a gym teacher
I can't believe we got Elanor Roosevelt as a gym teacher
I can't hear you, Clone High!
I can't hear you, Clone High!
I can't see, due to the glare,
I can't see, due to the glare,
I can't wait to eat this
I can't wait to eat this
I choose you.
I choose you.
I come here whenever I break up with JFK
I come here whenever I break up with JFK
I come out here to think sometimes.
I come out here to think sometimes.
I couldn't've done it without you, Mr B!
I couldn't've done it without you, Mr B!
I did
I did
I did, but I didn't say anything.
I did, but I didn't say anything.
I don't care, I'm goin' for it.
I don't care, I'm goin' for it.
I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.
I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't know how to say this.
I don't like those movies, Mahatma.
I don't like those movies, Mahatma.
I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit
I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit
I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.
I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.
I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila!
I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila!
I don't want the power of this sweater no more!
I don't want the power of this sweater no more!
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
I er uh,
I er uh,
I felt so alone
I felt so alone
I finally I have the acceptance I've so craved!
I finally I have the acceptance I've so craved!
I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers!
I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers!
I found your film in the trash can and I submitted it.
I found your film in the trash can and I submitted it.
I gave you one of my kidneys?
I gave you one of my kidneys?
I got dibs on that Cleopatra broad, so back off!
I got dibs on that Cleopatra broad, so back off!
I guess I was just looking for what all of us are.
I guess I was just looking for what all of us are.
I guess it is.
I guess it is.
I guess it wasn't magic after all!
I guess it wasn't magic after all!
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I guess you proved to him you understand
I guess you proved to him you understand
I hate this school.
I hate this school.
I have a rash on my back.
I have a rash on my back.
I have left the building.
I have left the building.
I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!
I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!
I have my own plans for these clones.
I have my own plans for these clones.
I have several.
I have several.
I have this ass kicking idea for the film fest
I have this ass kicking idea for the film fest
I have your baby in me, giraffe!
I have your baby in me, giraffe!
I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!
I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!
I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the mad sciences from ASU!
I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the mad sciences from ASU!
I hope I see you there.
I hope I see you there.
I intend to ride said ramp. Gandhi?
I intend to ride said ramp. Gandhi?
I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.
I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.
I invaded her Bay of Pigs. If you catch my meaning.
I invaded her Bay of Pigs. If you catch my meaning.
I just felt so exposed,
I just felt so exposed,
I just love underage drinking
I just love underage drinking
I just... don't think...
I just... don't think...
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew the polls did you say I was winning?!
I knew the polls did you say I was winning?!
I know teenagers have an awful lot of confusing feelings,
I know teenagers have an awful lot of confusing feelings,
I know what you're after, Joan.
I know what you're after, Joan.
I know?
I know?
I like cotton candy.
I like cotton candy.
I live in Hollywood.
I live in Hollywood.
I love you
I love you
I love you, JFK!
I love you, JFK!
I love you.
I love you.
I mean together, we'll fight for things that really matter,
I mean together, we'll fight for things that really matter,
I mean, that assembly was like this boom this!
I mean, that assembly was like this boom this!
I mean, you'd think with a school full of world leaders,
I mean, you'd think with a school full of world leaders,
I miss him.
I miss him.
I need a minute to think about this.
I need a minute to think about this.
I need some time to be alone!
I need some time to be alone!
I need someone to comfort me.
I need someone to comfort me.
I need to observe the teenagers in their element.
I need to observe the teenagers in their element.
I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.
I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.
I see.
I see.
I should've used a stabbing metaphor,
I should've used a stabbing metaphor,
I spent all summer on my high fives and my finger snaps
I spent all summer on my high fives and my finger snaps
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
I suck!
I suck!
I think God left one last song in me.
I think God left one last song in me.
I think I just...
I think I just...
I think I know what you're saying.
I think I know what you're saying.
I think I'll pour this sports drink all over myself
I think I'll pour this sports drink all over myself
I think I'll take my shirt off
I think I'll take my shirt off
I think maybe 'cause of your condition,
I think maybe 'cause of your condition,
I think this is an issue we should talk about
I think this is an issue we should talk about
I thought he was a macho, womanising stud,
I thought he was a macho, womanising stud,
I used a little something called symbolism.
I used a little something called symbolism.
I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just... running
I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just... running
I wanna manage your campaign.
I wanna manage your campaign.
I want your voice to weep with honesty and truth!
I want your voice to weep with honesty and truth!
I was humiliated, degraded, judged
I was humiliated, degraded, judged
I was on that cross country team!
I was on that cross country team!
I was only trying to help, Abe.
I was only trying to help, Abe.
I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.
I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.
I was working on it, and I tried to email it to myself,
I was working on it, and I tried to email it to myself,
I was your foster brother for ten years
I was your foster brother for ten years
I will be Diane Fossy, and they the gorillas.
I will be Diane Fossy, and they the gorillas.
I will ride this board,
I will ride this board,
I will see you there.
I will see you there.
I wish I'd seen you more over the summer but,
I wish I'd seen you more over the summer but,
I won! And I didn't even scuff my loafers!
I won! And I didn't even scuff my loafers!
I would love to!
I would love to!
I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier.
I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier.
I, you know, I gotta take a... okay.
I, you know, I gotta take a... okay.
I... uh, I could only get non alcoholic beer.
I... uh, I could only get non alcoholic beer.
I'd like to help.
I'd like to help.
I'd like to you meet Mr Butlertron.
I'd like to you meet Mr Butlertron.
I'd shake your hands, but you know. Peanut arms!
I'd shake your hands, but you know. Peanut arms!
I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet
I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet
I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too!
I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too!
I'll get the beer.
I'll get the beer.
I'll never make it.
I'll never make it.
I'll overlook your little gym class disruption
I'll overlook your little gym class disruption
I'll run the symptoms through my computer.
I'll run the symptoms through my computer.
I'll say.
I'll say.
I'll title it, "What's It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone"
I'll title it, "What's It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone"
I'm a albatross!
I'm a albatross!
I'm a pony
I'm a pony
I'm also the... first mostly human clone.
I'm also the... first mostly human clone.
I'm an albatross!
I'm an albatross!
I'm doing an autobiography called
I'm doing an autobiography called
I'm forwarding Oo!
I'm forwarding Oo!
I'm going right now.
I'm going right now.
I'm going to need one milligram of sub cue glucagon, stat!
I'm going to need one milligram of sub cue glucagon, stat!
I'm gonna be uh, busy nailing this kinky broad for the next fifteen minutes!
I'm gonna be uh, busy nailing this kinky broad for the next fifteen minutes!
I'm gonna date a lot more this year.
I'm gonna date a lot more this year.
I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom!
I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom!
I'm Happy.
I'm Happy.
I'm here because I can't stand Abe being Cleo's puppet
I'm here because I can't stand Abe being Cleo's puppet
I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.
I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.
I'm just feeling sad.
I'm just feeling sad.
I'm kinda tired.
I'm kinda tired.
I'm not fit to be president.
I'm not fit to be president.
I'm not twenty one!
I'm not twenty one!
I'm off the project!
I'm off the project!
I'm Ottawa's Tom Green,
I'm Ottawa's Tom Green,
I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you
I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you
I'm so glad you're getting the beer tonight.
I'm so glad you're getting the beer tonight.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm sorry uh, Van Gough, could you speak up?
I'm sorry uh, Van Gough, could you speak up?
I'm sorry, is somebody talking?
I'm sorry, is somebody talking?
I'm sorry, Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you
I'm sorry, Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.
I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.
I'm surprised Cleopatra didn't fill the moat with acid.
I'm surprised Cleopatra didn't fill the moat with acid.
I'm talking to you, Doug
I'm talking to you, Doug
I'm taller I've got slightly bigger sideburns...
I'm taller I've got slightly bigger sideburns...
I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it?
I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it?
I'm the number five!
I'm the number five!
I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.
I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.
I'm up!
I'm up!
I'm up.
I'm up.
I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!
I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!
I've come to a decision.
I've come to a decision.
I've gotta go console her.
I've gotta go console her.
I've never sat here in the popular section before.
I've never sat here in the popular section before.
I've never seen so few fans at a cross country meet
I've never seen so few fans at a cross country meet
I've seen it on Happy Days, watch. In three. Two. One.
I've seen it on Happy Days, watch. In three. Two. One.
If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak,
If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak,
If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.
If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.
If I only knew what fears and insecurities were holding me back.
If I only knew what fears and insecurities were holding me back.
If I run for president, I can get Cleo to like me
If I run for president, I can get Cleo to like me
If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me
If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me
If that were me, I would totally kill myself.
If that were me, I would totally kill myself.
If the clerk asks if you're over twenty one, say yes, got it?
If the clerk asks if you're over twenty one, say yes, got it?
If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free!
If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free!
If you don't express yourself, you'll just keep saying "fine"
If you don't express yourself, you'll just keep saying "fine"
If you'll help me with a report I'm writing.
If you'll help me with a report I'm writing.
If you're implying that I intend to steal the clones away from you,
If you're implying that I intend to steal the clones away from you,
Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span
Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span
In person
In person
In thirty five millimetre.
In thirty five millimetre.
In your film
In your film
Instead of having me gold plated and lowered?
Instead of having me gold plated and lowered?
Invited, that is.
Invited, that is.
Is a relatively inexpensive way to express oneself, I guess.
Is a relatively inexpensive way to express oneself, I guess.
Is it something you eat?
Is it something you eat?
Is mad packed with all nine essential nutrimites to fortify your X zone!
Is mad packed with all nine essential nutrimites to fortify your X zone!
Is maturing according to schedule.
Is maturing according to schedule.
Is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.
Is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.
Is not really much of a problem..
Is not really much of a problem..
Is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD!
Is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD!
Is that water leaking out of your face?
Is that water leaking out of your face?
Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather?
Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather?
Isn't there?
Isn't there?
It all started freshman year, I was...
It all started freshman year, I was...
It can't be true.
It can't be true.
It comes in a totally sick wide mouthed squeeze bottle!
It comes in a totally sick wide mouthed squeeze bottle!
It doesn't work that way, Gandhi.
It doesn't work that way, Gandhi.
It is I, George Washington Carver.
It is I, George Washington Carver.
It is my professional opinion, as a singer and a licensed doctor,
It is my professional opinion, as a singer and a licensed doctor,
It just makes sense.
It just makes sense.
It was because I didn't wanna touch you
It was because I didn't wanna touch you
It was hot.
It was hot.
It wasn't because I don't care about you
It wasn't because I don't care about you
IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!
IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!
It's about these two cops, and they're different,
It's about these two cops, and they're different,
It's an awareness unfair
It's an awareness unfair
It's been hard for me because I'm trying to win over Cleo,
It's been hard for me because I'm trying to win over Cleo,
It's everything I've been wadding up the sad chamber of my heart!
It's everything I've been wadding up the sad chamber of my heart!
It's first class all the way.
It's first class all the way.
It's just... I always saw you as this honest guy,
It's just... I always saw you as this honest guy,
It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
It's never too early for your first time.
It's never too early for your first time.
It's not safe, this table's not even bussed!
It's not safe, this table's not even bussed!
It's okay, officer, I found her.
It's okay, officer, I found her.
It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint in a blue sports bottle.
It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint in a blue sports bottle.
It's Ricky Martin, huh?
It's Ricky Martin, huh?
It's so hard to choose
It's so hard to choose
It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing
It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing
It's staring me, and check this out, it's staring you!
It's staring me, and check this out, it's staring you!
It's term limits, Jack
It's term limits, Jack
It's that it never runs out!
It's that it never runs out!
It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours!
It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours!
It's time for the presidential fitness test!
It's time for the presidential fitness test!
It's totally freaking me out!
It's totally freaking me out!
It's true, it's everywhere!
It's true, it's everywhere!
It's uh, like that but more gay!
It's uh, like that but more gay!
It's... non alcoholic beer.
It's... non alcoholic beer.
J! F! K!
J! F! K!
Jeez Abe, you grew like, a foot.
Jeez Abe, you grew like, a foot.
Jeez, that guy's like 45!
Jeez, that guy's like 45!
Jermone hooked up with LupΓ©?
Jermone hooked up with LupΓ©?
Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party
Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party
Jesús Cristo,
Jesús Cristo,
Jesús? God's power is in the mix!
Jesús? God's power is in the mix!
Jesus Gandhi, how could you?
Jesus Gandhi, how could you?
Jesus saves, and so will we,
Jesus saves, and so will we,
JFK and Cleo break up for reals.
JFK and Cleo break up for reals.
JFK will be having a huge kegger night.
JFK will be having a huge kegger night.
JFK would like to thank Joan of Arc for her help on this ad!
JFK would like to thank Joan of Arc for her help on this ad!
JFK'll take a little sugar right now!
JFK'll take a little sugar right now!
Joan and Cleo duke it out, lady style
Joan and Cleo duke it out, lady style
Joan made a declaration.
Joan made a declaration.
Joan of Arc, don't think about the moat in terms of its devisive ignorance,
Joan of Arc, don't think about the moat in terms of its devisive ignorance,
Joan of Arc! On top!
Joan of Arc! On top!
Joan, do you ever like someone so much you're afraid
Joan, do you ever like someone so much you're afraid
Joan, I almost forgot to pick up your
Joan, I almost forgot to pick up your
Joan, isn't there just one thing in that beautiful and honest heart of yours
Joan, isn't there just one thing in that beautiful and honest heart of yours
Joan! Thank God you're okay!
Joan! Thank God you're okay!
Joooooaaaan!
Joooooaaaan!
Just don't touch me
Just don't touch me
Just give me a few more minutes of denial.
Just give me a few more minutes of denial.
Just like the real Abe Lincoln would've done,
Just like the real Abe Lincoln would've done,
Just make it to the... kitchen.
Just make it to the... kitchen.
JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT ASS CONTRACT!
JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT ASS CONTRACT!
Keep yer damn fries.
Keep yer damn fries.
Kennedy, I have a proposition for you.
Kennedy, I have a proposition for you.
Labelled "Dr Scudworth's Evil Plan"?
Labelled "Dr Scudworth's Evil Plan"?
Last one there's a rotten huevo!
Last one there's a rotten huevo!
Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old
Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old
Laughed so hard in my life
Laughed so hard in my life
Learning to fight crime together as buddies!
Learning to fight crime together as buddies!
Let. Them. Go.
Let. Them. Go.
Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!
Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!
Let's go surf the internet!
Let's go surf the internet!
Let's lock him up like a diabetic!
Let's lock him up like a diabetic!
Let's practice again.
Let's practice again.
Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book
Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book
Liiick the book.
Liiick the book.
Like I do, every night between ten and ten fifteen
Like I do, every night between ten and ten fifteen
Like Mr Green so eloquently said,
Like Mr Green so eloquently said,
Like new bishops for the chess club!
Like new bishops for the chess club!
Like old times.
Like old times.
Like talkin', Of Arc?
Like talkin', Of Arc?
LINCOLN AND X STREAM BLU WILL LITERALLY CRUNCH THE GOOGLY TO THE MAX!
LINCOLN AND X STREAM BLU WILL LITERALLY CRUNCH THE GOOGLY TO THE MAX!
Lincoln!
Lincoln!
Line?
Line?
Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet.
Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet.
Little do they know,
Little do they know,
Little do they know, I control them!
Little do they know, I control them!
Little do they know, I have my own plans for these
Little do they know, I have my own plans for these
Lonely I truely am.
Lonely I truely am.
Look Gandhi, when I chose not to high five you yesterday,
Look Gandhi, when I chose not to high five you yesterday,
Look Kennedy, we kissed.
Look Kennedy, we kissed.
Look, I'll talk to you when you can stop crying
Look, I'll talk to you when you can stop crying
Look, right now you're a loser, a big one,
Look, right now you're a loser, a big one,
Look. I think it's obvious what this is about,
Look. I think it's obvious what this is about,
Looks like Lincoln is your new president.
Looks like Lincoln is your new president.
Lope, Abe Lincoln, lope!
Lope, Abe Lincoln, lope!
Loser!
Loser!
Lower the shades and lay down a tarp.
Lower the shades and lay down a tarp.
Luckily the extra height doesn't feel that awkward Dinger!
Luckily the extra height doesn't feel that awkward Dinger!
Lynn, quick, your cardigan!
Lynn, quick, your cardigan!
Makes a shocking confession
Makes a shocking confession
Makes me want to know you more
Makes me want to know you more
Making decisions based on fear, and ignorance
Making decisions based on fear, and ignorance
Making films is a, is a,
Making films is a, is a,
Man
Man
Man, it's hot.
Man, it's hot.
Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go
Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go
Man, the audience was not havin' that.
Man, the audience was not havin' that.
Mango..
Mango..
Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed,
Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed,
Mark my words, Lincoln, you and your friends are uh,
Mark my words, Lincoln, you and your friends are uh,
Mattress Discounters! I have to go!
Mattress Discounters! I have to go!
Maybe he just thinks you don't think
Maybe he just thinks you don't think
Maybe he's too busy eating babies.
Maybe he's too busy eating babies.
Maybe I can help, slice dawg!
Maybe I can help, slice dawg!
Maybe I can help.
Maybe I can help.
Maybe it's the beer talking.
Maybe it's the beer talking.
Maybe one of us just needs to make the first move.
Maybe one of us just needs to make the first move.
Maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain.
Maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain.
Maybe some overpriced knickknacks will add a touch of class.
Maybe some overpriced knickknacks will add a touch of class.
Maybe that one of us... is yoouu.
Maybe that one of us... is yoouu.
Maybe we could have dinner!
Maybe we could have dinner!
Maybe you should tell Abe how you really feeeeeeel
Maybe you should tell Abe how you really feeeeeeel
Maybe your film will change the world.
Maybe your film will change the world.
Me too.
Me too.
Me? Abe?
Me? Abe?
Meet Leon Black, a Harvard educated scientist
Meet Leon Black, a Harvard educated scientist
Meet Tandoori Jones, a jive talking, smooth walking typical Indian supercop,
Meet Tandoori Jones, a jive talking, smooth walking typical Indian supercop,
Mena Suvari, and introducing Murray T. Wayans!
Mena Suvari, and introducing Murray T. Wayans!
Mena?
Mena?
Miss Of Arc!
Miss Of Arc!
Mm, look how nice he looks in the dockers we bought him.
Mm, look how nice he looks in the dockers we bought him.
More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth!
More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth!
Mr B! I'm the principal,
Mr B! I'm the principal,
Mr Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner,
Mr Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner,
My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!
My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!
My bare chested opponent raises a good point.
My bare chested opponent raises a good point.
My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food.
My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food.
My butl
My butl
My discomfort with a man kissing another man
My discomfort with a man kissing another man
My entire career is riding on the success of this dinner.
My entire career is riding on the success of this dinner.
My friend has ADD,
My friend has ADD,
My name is Abraham Lincoln,
My name is Abraham Lincoln,
My name is Marilyn Manson,
My name is Marilyn Manson,
My only hope is that someone, and I have no idea who,
My only hope is that someone, and I have no idea who,
MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!
MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!
Nacho?
Nacho?
Naw, dog. See, this is about dissing racial stereotypes.
Naw, dog. See, this is about dissing racial stereotypes.
Need some time to be alone.
Need some time to be alone.
New Delhi, India
New Delhi, India
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Next week on a very special Clone High:
Next week on a very special Clone High:
Next!
Next!
Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,
Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No man, I just forwarded the calls to my cell phone!
No man, I just forwarded the calls to my cell phone!
No matter how hard I try to live up to the real Abe Lincoln,
No matter how hard I try to live up to the real Abe Lincoln,
No no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no no no no no.
No way!
No way!
No, Gandhi's right.
No, Gandhi's right.
No, Gene Kelly.
No, Gene Kelly.
No, I I said, I I I cou I could piss... glue...
No, I I said, I I I cou I could piss... glue...
No, I mean with my film
No, I mean with my film
No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder
No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder
No, no! A thousand times no!
No, no! A thousand times no!
No!
No!
No! I'll rewrite it. My way.
No! I'll rewrite it. My way.
No! Let me in!
No! Let me in!
No! No, you don't understand, Abe!
No! No, you don't understand, Abe!
No.
No.
No. My friend
No. My friend
None!
None!
Nope.
Nope.
Not a pinata! It's me!
Not a pinata! It's me!
Not a problem, Mr Sheepman.
Not a problem, Mr Sheepman.
Not coming to that party!
Not coming to that party!
Not cool!
Not cool!
Not exactly
Not exactly
Not our matching friendship locket!
Not our matching friendship locket!
Not really, everyone's still rioting.
Not really, everyone's still rioting.
Not thinking about you over there on your thinking dock,
Not thinking about you over there on your thinking dock,
Not voting for Abe.
Not voting for Abe.
Not you.
Not you.
Not. Now.
Not. Now.
Now he claims to be sixteen.
Now he claims to be sixteen.
Now I'd like to introduce my film It Takes A Hero.
Now I'd like to introduce my film It Takes A Hero.
Now let's talk about yesterday's horrifying shenanigans.
Now let's talk about yesterday's horrifying shenanigans.
Now something worse is gonna happen.
Now something worse is gonna happen.
Now when I left the house this evening,
Now when I left the house this evening,
Now you know the truth about how I feel
Now you know the truth about how I feel
Now your motivation is that you're in love with your best friend,
Now your motivation is that you're in love with your best friend,
Now, for allowing you to test market this X Stream Blu on my students,
Now, for allowing you to test market this X Stream Blu on my students,
Now, I know I don't have to tell you
Now, I know I don't have to tell you
Now, I may be blind,
Now, I may be blind,
O okay, maybe the encore, not the best idea idea,
O okay, maybe the encore, not the best idea idea,
Of 150 women to bang this year!
Of 150 women to bang this year!
Oh and also, don't floss your teeth.
Oh and also, don't floss your teeth.
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh JFK, you're such a wonderful boy!
Oh JFK, you're such a wonderful boy!
Oh man, that does suck.
Oh man, that does suck.
Oh Mr B. You've done it again!
Oh Mr B. You've done it again!
Oh my god, he is so cute!
Oh my god, he is so cute!
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
Oh my god, I can see my bone!
Oh my god, I can see my bone!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god! We just won a cross country duel meet!
Oh my god! We just won a cross country duel meet!
Oh Wesley. You have ADD.
Oh Wesley. You have ADD.
Oh yeah, it's your campaign.
Oh yeah, it's your campaign.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah. Steamed vegetables
Oh yeah. Steamed vegetables
Oh yes. No one indeed.
Oh yes. No one indeed.
Oh young, unsuspecting clones.
Oh young, unsuspecting clones.
Oh, Abe. It's like there's a tin can phone
Oh, Abe. It's like there's a tin can phone
Oh, feel it! Firm!
Oh, feel it! Firm!
Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD
Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD
Oh, I was in the maze once.
Oh, I was in the maze once.
Oh, I'm sorry, Ang
Oh, I'm sorry, Ang
Oh, it's from a deli all right
Oh, it's from a deli all right
Oh, JFK.
Oh, JFK.
Oh, my goodness, I'm knackered.
Oh, my goodness, I'm knackered.
Oh, that's so great for you.
Oh, that's so great for you.
Oh, this is useless.
Oh, this is useless.
Oh, uh, I'm scared.
Oh, uh, I'm scared.
Oh, you like impressions, huh?
Oh, you like impressions, huh?
Oh, you will be.
Oh, you will be.
Oh! Dammit. Great
Oh! Dammit. Great
Okay now, Cleo baby.
Okay now, Cleo baby.
Okay, check this out.
Okay, check this out.
Okay, Ghengis Khan.
Okay, Ghengis Khan.
Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?
Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?
Okay, moving on
Okay, moving on
Okay, no dental dam.
Okay, no dental dam.
Okay, okay
Okay, okay
Okay, remember. You're Gabe.
Okay, remember. You're Gabe.
Okay, the line is, "say whaaaaaat?"
Okay, the line is, "say whaaaaaat?"
Okay, wonderful!
Okay, wonderful!
Okay, you get one more.
Okay, you get one more.
Okay, you're done
Okay, you're done
Okay! I spent an entire weekend among the teenagers!
Okay! I spent an entire weekend among the teenagers!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. He used a very tricky line of questioning.
Okay. He used a very tricky line of questioning.
On a pillow shaped like my father.
On a pillow shaped like my father.
On California kings all weekend long!
On California kings all weekend long!
On the contrary, Gandhi. Some principals do feel loneliness.
On the contrary, Gandhi. Some principals do feel loneliness.
On your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast
On your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast
Only clone soldiers trained for superior intellectual and physical combat.
Only clone soldiers trained for superior intellectual and physical combat.
Ooh, Abe's big choice
Ooh, Abe's big choice
Ooh, and sleep with him right away,
Ooh, and sleep with him right away,
Ooh, I wonder what it will be? I'm so worried.
Ooh, I wonder what it will be? I'm so worried.
Ooh, it's sticky
Ooh, it's sticky
Open up, Thomas Edison.
Open up, Thomas Edison.
Opening yourself up, and expressing what's inside.
Opening yourself up, and expressing what's inside.
Or did you just see it?
Or did you just see it?
Or do I?
Or do I?
Or should I say, Catherine the So So?
Or should I say, Catherine the So So?
Or this one?
Or this one?
Or was it?
Or was it?
Our next film, by Cleopatra, is titled The Best Of The Best of the
Our next film, by Cleopatra, is titled The Best Of The Best of the
Our uh opened mouth kissing booth?
Our uh opened mouth kissing booth?
Out of my way, fatty!
Out of my way, fatty!
Pal?
Pal?
Pancake batter and blue house paint.
Pancake batter and blue house paint.
Particularly not intended for audiences
Particularly not intended for audiences
People with ADD, they aren't good readers
People with ADD, they aren't good readers
Perfect!
Perfect!
Perhaps the Olive Garden.
Perhaps the Olive Garden.
Perhaps you could get Clone High a coperate sponsor.
Perhaps you could get Clone High a coperate sponsor.
Perhaps you'll learn some respect
Perhaps you'll learn some respect
Pinata!
Pinata!
Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all.
Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all.
Plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag,
Plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag,
Please go away.
Please go away.
Please.
Please.
Popular, smart, well travelled, and incredibly well endowed
Popular, smart, well travelled, and incredibly well endowed
Pretty good, I give it thumbs up, homes.
Pretty good, I give it thumbs up, homes.
Previously, on a very special Clone High
Previously, on a very special Clone High
Previously, on a very special Clone High.
Previously, on a very special Clone High.
Previously, on a very special Clone High.
Previously, on a very special Clone High.
Principal Scudworth, if you were running this school properly there would be no riots
Principal Scudworth, if you were running this school properly there would be no riots
Protecting us from the Special Ed classroom
Protecting us from the Special Ed classroom
Proving you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High,
Proving you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High,
Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.
Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.
Quit fidgeting, boy!
Quit fidgeting, boy!
Raise the roof! Raise it!
Raise the roof! Raise it!
Ready for the weekend!
Ready for the weekend!
Ready? Okay!
Ready? Okay!
Real stupid
Real stupid
Recently broke up with my er,
Recently broke up with my er,
Religious voices.
Religious voices.
Remember, this film is my heart
Remember, this film is my heart
Remember, too much emotion makes Doctor Scudworth uncomfortable.
Remember, too much emotion makes Doctor Scudworth uncomfortable.
Resign, and endorse me as his replacement.
Resign, and endorse me as his replacement.
Rhythm is everywhere!
Rhythm is everywhere!
Right here on me left nut!
Right here on me left nut!
Ring a ding ding, Mr Butlertron.
Ring a ding ding, Mr Butlertron.
Riot!
Riot!
Riot!
Riot!
Robotic butlers cared.
Robotic butlers cared.
Rocking!
Rocking!
Saaay
Saaay
Saint Paul's..
Saint Paul's..
Saliva was shared
Saliva was shared
Save gas...
Save gas...
Say whaa
Say whaa
Say whaaaaaaaaat?
Say whaaaaaaaaat?
Say what?
Say what?
Say what?
Say what?
Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice, man.
Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice, man.
See ya
See ya
See, I met these really cool guys after the assembly that will so get you
See, I met these really cool guys after the assembly that will so get you
See, I've never been able to live up to her, that's why instead,
See, I've never been able to live up to her, that's why instead,
See, it's two different cops, from two different precincts,
See, it's two different cops, from two different precincts,
See, they wanna sponsor your campaign.
See, they wanna sponsor your campaign.
Sell out?
Sell out?
Settle, the bevested principal has the answer!
Settle, the bevested principal has the answer!
Shadowy Figure! It's actually a funny story
Shadowy Figure! It's actually a funny story
Shakka branna, George Washington Carver!
Shakka branna, George Washington Carver!
Shame on all of you! Shaaame!
Shame on all of you! Shaaame!
SHAZAAM! We're in!
SHAZAAM! We're in!
She also kissed the talking peanut!
She also kissed the talking peanut!
She takes pride in her appearance...
She takes pride in her appearance...
She was like sixteen, right?
She was like sixteen, right?
She's attractive, smart, athletic, good looking,
She's attractive, smart, athletic, good looking,
She's hot, photogenic,
She's hot, photogenic,
She's just trying to get attention and you're falling for it!
She's just trying to get attention and you're falling for it!
She's numbers one and two, on my list,
She's numbers one and two, on my list,
Shh. Don't tell me
Shh. Don't tell me
Shopping spree!
Shopping spree!
Show some respect!
Show some respect!
Shuffle, cha cha, spin left, shimmy,
Shuffle, cha cha, spin left, shimmy,
SICK! TIGHT! CYBER AWESOME!
SICK! TIGHT! CYBER AWESOME!
Since Dukakis jumped the Snake River Canyon.
Since Dukakis jumped the Snake River Canyon.
Slowly...
Slowly...
So anyway, thanks for expressing yourself, man.
So anyway, thanks for expressing yourself, man.
So close that we could sleep in the same bed and never touch or kiss.
So close that we could sleep in the same bed and never touch or kiss.
So do what we say!
So do what we say!
So full of fun and life!
So full of fun and life!
So go down to that Awareness Fair,
So go down to that Awareness Fair,
So I am.
So I am.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is,
So I guess what I'm trying to say is,
So I guess you're twenty one.
So I guess you're twenty one.
So I was thinking we could like, you know,
So I was thinking we could like, you know,
So if you want to keep your job, you can either write a report
So if you want to keep your job, you can either write a report
So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.
So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.
So it must be.
So it must be.
So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves
So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves
So let's just get it over with.
So let's just get it over with.
So maybe instead of the nail metaphor,
So maybe instead of the nail metaphor,
So set your VCRs for stunned
So set your VCRs for stunned
So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD.
So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD.
So uh, are you uh, drunk enough yet to sleep with me?
So uh, are you uh, drunk enough yet to sleep with me?
So uh, who's it gonna be?
So uh, who's it gonna be?
So we meet again.
So we meet again.
So what you're saying is,
So what you're saying is,
So your product is called...
So your product is called...
So, I guess things are totally different now.
So, I guess things are totally different now.
So, religion's for fools, eh?
So, religion's for fools, eh?
So, uh, you're not
So, uh, you're not
So, you're depressed.
So, you're depressed.
So... Joan?
So... Joan?
Some of us are nailing Catherine the Great here!
Some of us are nailing Catherine the Great here!
Some voted with their heads.
Some voted with their heads.
Some voted with their hearts.
Some voted with their hearts.
Someone open mouthed kisses someone else.
Someone open mouthed kisses someone else.
Someone who's leading the polls.
Someone who's leading the polls.
Someone would be into student government.
Someone would be into student government.
Something is uh, on the er, closed circuit TV!
Something is uh, on the er, closed circuit TV!
Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry.
Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry.
Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,
Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,
Sorry my dear boy, salty seconds!
Sorry my dear boy, salty seconds!
Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern among
Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern among
Sorry, Gandhi.
Sorry, Gandhi.
Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice.
Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. I didn't see you there.
Sorry. I didn't see you there.
Spending the rest of the afternoon in my DEATH MAZE!
Spending the rest of the afternoon in my DEATH MAZE!
Spliced in a little sheep DNA.
Spliced in a little sheep DNA.
Spray it in your face and slam it!
Spray it in your face and slam it!
Stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake!
Stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake!
Stick it in my head, I hope it kills me.
Stick it in my head, I hope it kills me.
Straight up, man. Numbers don't lie.
Straight up, man. Numbers don't lie.
STUDENTS ONLY!
STUDENTS ONLY!
Stupid stop sign!
Stupid stop sign!
Stupid, Joan.
Stupid, Joan.
Such as..
Such as..
Sunsets last six minutes
Sunsets last six minutes
Sure
Sure
Sure, I buckled under the pressure of living up to the original Gandhi
Sure, I buckled under the pressure of living up to the original Gandhi
Surrounded by geeks
Surrounded by geeks
Susie, Kelly, do me a favour and make out!
Susie, Kelly, do me a favour and make out!
Take Back The Afternoon Film Festival To Save Clone High!
Take Back The Afternoon Film Festival To Save Clone High!
Tandoori Jones!
Tandoori Jones!
Teen Crisis Hotline, we're here because we care.
Teen Crisis Hotline, we're here because we care.
Tell me your likes and dislikes!
Tell me your likes and dislikes!
Tell them they heard you wrong
Tell them they heard you wrong
Tempers flared
Tempers flared
Than worry about who or what we're seen with.
Than worry about who or what we're seen with.
Thank God I got the key to this editing room.
Thank God I got the key to this editing room.
Thank God I got the key to this editing room.
Thank God I got the key to this editing room.
Thank god, because I hate it when
Thank god, because I hate it when
Thank you JFK.
Thank you JFK.
Thank you, For your courage.
Thank you, For your courage.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for not making this too weird.
Thanks for not making this too weird.
Thanks, Joan.
Thanks, Joan.
Thanks, Mr B
Thanks, Mr B
Thanks, Van Gough.
Thanks, Van Gough.
That is a funny story. Mr Butlertron
That is a funny story. Mr Butlertron
That is a uh, good question, scary androgynous white guy!
That is a uh, good question, scary androgynous white guy!
That is all.
That is all.
That is why it is my great pleasure,
That is why it is my great pleasure,
That looks so good! What's in it?
That looks so good! What's in it?
That makes no sense
That makes no sense
That no good cheating tramp!
That no good cheating tramp!
That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl!
That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl!
That this student is suffering from... malnutrition.
That this student is suffering from... malnutrition.
That totally answers my question!
That totally answers my question!
That was just a hilarious plot twist.
That was just a hilarious plot twist.
That was so hot
That was so hot
That we're going to give you another chance!
That we're going to give you another chance!
That you need to express?
That you need to express?
That's hilarious, Gandhi!
That's hilarious, Gandhi!
That's it!
That's it!
That's me. Cool, honest Abe
That's me. Cool, honest Abe
That's not cool.
That's not cool.
That's not gonna happen. Check this out.
That's not gonna happen. Check this out.
That's the highest score yet on the Applause O Meter,
That's the highest score yet on the Applause O Meter,
That's the kind of jackass I want in my corner.
That's the kind of jackass I want in my corner.
That's what I'm afraid of.
That's what I'm afraid of.
That's where you're wrong, Joan!
That's where you're wrong, Joan!
That's why I'm starting a teen crisis hot line,
That's why I'm starting a teen crisis hot line,
That's why she likes JFK, because he's a natural leader.
That's why she likes JFK, because he's a natural leader.
The Best Of The Best Of The Best Of The Best the Best.
The Best Of The Best Of The Best Of The Best the Best.
The first day of school's always awkward, and just to let you know, I can relate.
The first day of school's always awkward, and just to let you know, I can relate.
The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed
The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed
The greatest minds the world has ever known!
The greatest minds the world has ever known!
The know the old one about how Indians and Blacks don't get along?
The know the old one about how Indians and Blacks don't get along?
The next question is for JFK
The next question is for JFK
The official voting system of Clone Hiiigh.
The official voting system of Clone Hiiigh.
The only way I can...
The only way I can...
The only way I know how.
The only way I know how.
The people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth?
The people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth?
The people were clamouring to make asses of themselves,
The people were clamouring to make asses of themselves,
The rest of you are free to go.
The rest of you are free to go.
The same marketing scheme I used to win your votes.
The same marketing scheme I used to win your votes.
The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be...
The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be...
The Solid Gandhi Dancers?
The Solid Gandhi Dancers?
The voices!
The voices!
The whole premise is how tough it is to be me.
The whole premise is how tough it is to be me.
The X Stream Blu high school presidential debate!
The X Stream Blu high school presidential debate!
Then I guess there's no hope for guys like us.
Then I guess there's no hope for guys like us.
Then shame on you!
Then shame on you!
Then the excitement of sneaking aroun
Then the excitement of sneaking aroun
Then this isn't an awareness fair
Then this isn't an awareness fair
THERAPUTIC ISOLATION!
THERAPUTIC ISOLATION!
There goes our ghetto fabulous lifestyle.
There goes our ghetto fabulous lifestyle.
There is a God!
There is a God!
There is no God!
There is no God!
There is no line right now, you just scream and weep.
There is no line right now, you just scream and weep.
There won't be one. Because you'll be dead.
There won't be one. Because you'll be dead.
There, there.
There, there.
There's a part for the peanut
There's a part for the peanut
There's always hope, Gandhi.
There's always hope, Gandhi.
There's nothing going on between me and President Dog!
There's nothing going on between me and President Dog!
There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football
There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football
There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football.
There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football.
These bad boys are catalogue only.
These bad boys are catalogue only.
They FLIPPED the bitch!
They FLIPPED the bitch!
They were supposed to send it to me,
They were supposed to send it to me,
They're filled with bad dialogue and trite plot twists,
They're filled with bad dialogue and trite plot twists,
They're going to be able to tell.
They're going to be able to tell.
They're just delightfully eccentric
They're just delightfully eccentric
They're not geeks, Gandhi.
They're not geeks, Gandhi.
They're rioting at a college level!
They're rioting at a college level!
They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Peer N Barrel
They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Peer N Barrel
They've got some keen new colours, and kiwi, and..
They've got some keen new colours, and kiwi, and..
Thiiiiiis
Thiiiiiis
Things are going to work out with JFK.
Things are going to work out with JFK.
Think of it as an opportunity for building community.
Think of it as an opportunity for building community.
Thinking about what you did
Thinking about what you did
This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna
This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna
This festival's all about you. Joan.
This festival's all about you. Joan.
This film is embarrassing! For both of us!
This film is embarrassing! For both of us!
This is a room full of scared people
This is a room full of scared people
This is a sign, Joan!
This is a sign, Joan!
This is about not having to put your hand
This is about not having to put your hand
This is probably the last time I'll ever use these oversized novelty scissors,
This is probably the last time I'll ever use these oversized novelty scissors,
This is really hard to say.
This is really hard to say.
This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!
This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!
This is the shot where you reveal how difficult your life really is.
This is the shot where you reveal how difficult your life really is.
This isn't about who we hang out with.
This isn't about who we hang out with.
This kid's not sober, is he?
This kid's not sober, is he?
This nail I just stepped on.
This nail I just stepped on.
This one?
This one?
This random dog is your new president!
This random dog is your new president!
This year, the theme for the awareness fair is..
This year, the theme for the awareness fair is..
Those loveable scamps!
Those loveable scamps!
Those Pumas were rather freeesh.
Those Pumas were rather freeesh.
Thus concludes this caper
Thus concludes this caper
To all the locos at the In N Out at La Puente!
To all the locos at the In N Out at La Puente!
To death, bro
To death, bro
To get wasted might disappear forever.
To get wasted might disappear forever.
To jazz up an old product with extreme marketing.
To jazz up an old product with extreme marketing.
To my head!
To my head!
To my party!
To my party!
To officially dedicate this impassable moat
To officially dedicate this impassable moat
To skip the party and work the hotline tonight
To skip the party and work the hotline tonight
To the awkwardness and the emotional insecurity of today's youth!
To the awkwardness and the emotional insecurity of today's youth!
To the max, Cleo.
To the max, Cleo.
TO THE MAX!
TO THE MAX!
To the max.
To the max.
To this giant death defying skateboard ramp behind me
To this giant death defying skateboard ramp behind me
To this monster truck,
To this monster truck,
To thrill his class, Aaaaaaaabe Lincooooln!
To thrill his class, Aaaaaaaabe Lincooooln!
Together they are...
Together they are...
Tonight, on a very special Clone High.
Tonight, on a very special Clone High.
Too slow!
Too slow!
Totally
Totally
Touch the book.
Touch the book.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Turned expert police detective.
Turned expert police detective.
Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!
Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!
Ugh, there is no God
Ugh, there is no God
Uh huh, yeah, I wanna date Cleopatra.
Uh huh, yeah, I wanna date Cleopatra.
Uh no, no, I'm not at a party,
Uh no, no, I'm not at a party,
Uh, Abe?
Uh, Abe?
Uh, I make films? Kay? On video?
Uh, I make films? Kay? On video?
Uh, Joan of Arc makes movies.
Uh, Joan of Arc makes movies.
Uh, of course.
Uh, of course.
Uh... No?
Uh... No?
Uh... yeah.
Uh... yeah.
Unacceptable? Did you see the pool?
Unacceptable? Did you see the pool?
Underage drinking?
Underage drinking?
Underage drinking.
Underage drinking.
Unless...
Unless...
Unlike Abe and myself,
Unlike Abe and myself,
Unlike you, I didn't make a beeline for the obvious.
Unlike you, I didn't make a beeline for the obvious.
Until you convinced our parents I wasn't good enough for your image
Until you convinced our parents I wasn't good enough for your image
Up high, h onest Habe!
Up high, h onest Habe!
Up high, Lincoln Continental!
Up high, Lincoln Continental!
W w wait. What about the issues, Abe?
W w wait. What about the issues, Abe?
Wait, everyone.
Wait, everyone.
Wait, I can explain Ow!
Wait, I can explain Ow!
Wait, the voices are telling me to head on down to...
Wait, the voices are telling me to head on down to...
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. You're named Abe.
Wait. You're named Abe.
Wanna beer?
Wanna beer?
Wanna go shave a dog?
Wanna go shave a dog?
Wanna go shoot birds sometime?
Wanna go shoot birds sometime?
Want to talk about it?
Want to talk about it?
Watch out for that water tower!
Watch out for that water tower!
We accept your offer.
We accept your offer.
We actually came to dinner tonight to kill you.
We actually came to dinner tonight to kill you.
We must get tinted windows for the albino wing!
We must get tinted windows for the albino wing!
We were thinking somewhere more... intimate.
We were thinking somewhere more... intimate.
We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first!
We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first!
We're just really busy here at the teen hotline!
We're just really busy here at the teen hotline!
We're listening...
We're listening...
We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe
We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe
We're rich, Mr B!
We're rich, Mr B!
We're taking a test!
We're taking a test!
We're ultimately a hilarious combo!
We're ultimately a hilarious combo!
We've been transferred there for our next adventure!
We've been transferred there for our next adventure!
We've got a lot of, uh, tough issues facing us right now...
We've got a lot of, uh, tough issues facing us right now...
We've gotta get to that party.
We've gotta get to that party.
Welcome back, Joan.
Welcome back, Joan.
Well Black and Tan will prove, that even though we're different,
Well Black and Tan will prove, that even though we're different,
Well congratulations, Abe
Well congratulations, Abe
Well from now on, I'll be more sensitive
Well from now on, I'll be more sensitive
Well Gandhi, I'll tell you.
Well Gandhi, I'll tell you.
Well how about...
Well how about...
Well I can help. I love opened mouth kissing.
Well I can help. I love opened mouth kissing.
Well I think I'll just jump of this balcony in case she
Well I think I'll just jump of this balcony in case she
Well I'm not. Keep it down over there!
Well I'm not. Keep it down over there!
Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy!
Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy!
Well right now all I can think about is
Well right now all I can think about is
Well Scudworth I must confess,
Well Scudworth I must confess,
Well that's discrimination!
Well that's discrimination!
Well that's it! Wasn't this the best film fest ever?!
Well that's it! Wasn't this the best film fest ever?!
Well that's two, which is all we can fit in the squad car.
Well that's two, which is all we can fit in the squad car.
Well uh, it's my foster parents.
Well uh, it's my foster parents.
Well, all the films are ruined.
Well, all the films are ruined.
Well, brand new year, same old faces.
Well, brand new year, same old faces.
Well, choosing between a jerk who's good for your image
Well, choosing between a jerk who's good for your image
Well, I don't deserve your votes!
Well, I don't deserve your votes!
Well, I'll see you guys.
Well, I'll see you guys.
Well, I'm a genetic dupilcate of Abe Lincoln
Well, I'm a genetic dupilcate of Abe Lincoln
Well, I'm not gonna let this get me down. Dinger!
Well, I'm not gonna let this get me down. Dinger!
Well, see ya.
Well, see ya.
Well, the apartment's all finished!
Well, the apartment's all finished!
Well, there it is
Well, there it is
Well, we sure learned a lot today.
Well, we sure learned a lot today.
Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend
Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend
Well, you can talk your tight little buns into principal Scudworth's office!
Well, you can talk your tight little buns into principal Scudworth's office!
Well! I'm off!
Well! I'm off!
Well... I dislike being tied to a chair.
Well... I dislike being tied to a chair.
Well... I guess we did learn that.
Well... I guess we did learn that.
Wesley.
Wesley.
Wesley.
Wesley.
Whaddaya think drives this desire to act overly macho?
Whaddaya think drives this desire to act overly macho?
Whassup, fellow students?
Whassup, fellow students?
What about..
What about..
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What cha doing in here, buddy, making a... Lincoln log?
What cha doing in here, buddy, making a... Lincoln log?
What do you think you are uh, doing?
What do you think you are uh, doing?
What good would that do?
What good would that do?
What happened to us, Cleo?
What happened to us, Cleo?
What have I done?
What have I done?
What if you have ADD attack, and you can't pay attention to the moves?
What if you have ADD attack, and you can't pay attention to the moves?
What is infectious is ignorance.
What is infectious is ignorance.
What is that you saaaaaay?
What is that you saaaaaay?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this touchy feely bullcrap?
What is this touchy feely bullcrap?
What it feels like to be a teenager... and a pinata.
What it feels like to be a teenager... and a pinata.
What she's getting you into.
What she's getting you into.
What should I do?
What should I do?
What stinks in here, man?
What stinks in here, man?
What the hell are you doing here?
What the hell are you doing here?
What was that last part?
What was that last part?
What you said was "I'll get the beards".
What you said was "I'll get the beards".
What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!
What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!
What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!
What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!
What?
What?
What? Did you watch my movie Joan,
What? Did you watch my movie Joan,
What's his deal, man?
What's his deal, man?
What's that word?
What's that word?
What's up, Fitzy baby, party at your place on Friday, right?
What's up, Fitzy baby, party at your place on Friday, right?
Whee! It's experimental surgery time!
Whee! It's experimental surgery time!
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons
When someone asks you how you are
When someone asks you how you are
When's it gonna stop, Abe?
When's it gonna stop, Abe?
Where are my bitches?
Where are my bitches?
Where did JFK get my spaghetti video?
Where did JFK get my spaghetti video?
Where we make you even more insecure about your bodies,
Where we make you even more insecure about your bodies,
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd you get those fresh Pumas, bro?
Where'd you get those fresh Pumas, bro?
Where's my report?
Where's my report?
Whew. Feels good to help people.
Whew. Feels good to help people.
Which is connected by a bungee cord,
Which is connected by a bungee cord,
Which is fine, with me
Which is fine, with me
Which is it, Abe?
Which is it, Abe?
Which is, community service.
Which is, community service.
Which my friend Gandhi will drive back and forth on this half pipe
Which my friend Gandhi will drive back and forth on this half pipe
Whisper, whiiiisper. Whisper!
Whisper, whiiiisper. Whisper!
Whisper, whisper
Whisper, whisper
Who conquered the MOON!
Who conquered the MOON!
Who did that?
Who did that?
Who just happens to be honest.
Who just happens to be honest.
Who knows, Joan?
Who knows, Joan?
Who 缺动词 by his own rules...
Who 缺动词 by his own rules...
Who?
Who?
Who's got the legs? Me! That's who! Me!
Who's got the legs? Me! That's who! Me!
Why yes, these are longer sideburns.
Why yes, these are longer sideburns.
Why, creating a mechanical British servant
Why, creating a mechanical British servant
Why, I watched the first two thirds of the Mc Hammer Behind The Music,
Why, I watched the first two thirds of the Mc Hammer Behind The Music,
Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas.
Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas.
Will Abe and Joan's student films reveal their true feelings for one another?
Will Abe and Joan's student films reveal their true feelings for one another?
With celebrity panelists Marilyn Manson,
With celebrity panelists Marilyn Manson,
With JFK
With JFK
With me, Abe?
With me, Abe?
With my pants!
With my pants!
Without giving too much away...
Without giving too much away...
Won't they be able to tell we're not students?
Won't they be able to tell we're not students?
Would you shut up?
Would you shut up?
Would you tell a sunset that it couldn't last forever?
Would you tell a sunset that it couldn't last forever?
Wow
Wow
Wow Cleo, you're doing a bang up job promoting the Awareness Fair.
Wow Cleo, you're doing a bang up job promoting the Awareness Fair.
Wow, Abe
Wow, Abe
Wow, G Dub. You saved my life!
Wow, G Dub. You saved my life!
Wow, I...
Wow, I...
Wow, salt and pepper?
Wow, salt and pepper?
Wow! Clipart!
Wow! Clipart!
Wow. Single tear.
Wow. Single tear.
X STREAM BLU IN THE HIZZOUSE!
X STREAM BLU IN THE HIZZOUSE!
X Stream Blu is a sham.
X Stream Blu is a sham.
X Stream Blu presents,
X Stream Blu presents,
X STREAM BLU!
X STREAM BLU!
Ya'll ready for God?
Ya'll ready for God?
Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
Yeah, even closer than a sister
Yeah, even closer than a sister
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter
Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter
Yeah, I got your fax
Yeah, I got your fax
Yeah, I haven't read it either.
Yeah, I haven't read it either.
Yeah, I seen the movie out on DVD, homes.
Yeah, I seen the movie out on DVD, homes.
Yeah, pysched for the rager, j JFK. Dawg
Yeah, pysched for the rager, j JFK. Dawg
Yeah, that's fascinating.
Yeah, that's fascinating.
Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Books!
Yeah! Books!
Yeah! Books!
Yeah! Books!
Yeah. I'm going right now.
Yeah. I'm going right now.
Yes Abe. I love
Yes Abe. I love
Yes.
Yes.
Yet every student says hello to you and ignores me!
Yet every student says hello to you and ignores me!
You actually are a guy with fries up his nose!
You actually are a guy with fries up his nose!
You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin
You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin
You and I, don't get along!
You and I, don't get along!
You can count on me.
You can count on me.
You can start with my solid gold ass!
You can start with my solid gold ass!
You can try all you want, Joan.
You can try all you want, Joan.
You can't even tell, Mr Sheepman.
You can't even tell, Mr Sheepman.
You died out there.
You died out there.
You do have to make sacrifices to be the best
You do have to make sacrifices to be the best
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
You don't know what you're getting into!
You don't know what you're getting into!
You don't know what you're getting into.
You don't know what you're getting into.
You don't think dating an old friend would be better?
You don't think dating an old friend would be better?
You don't think he'll freak out and bite me, do you?
You don't think he'll freak out and bite me, do you?
You got breasts
You got breasts
You got me!
You got me!
You gotta LET EM OUT!
You gotta LET EM OUT!
You grew like, a pair of breasts.
You grew like, a pair of breasts.
You know Abe,
You know Abe,
You know Abe, I've been thinking,
You know Abe, I've been thinking,
You know Abe, tonight I finally have a night off from the hotline?
You know Abe, tonight I finally have a night off from the hotline?
You know how I hate to be interrupted while I'm in my peanut lab!
You know how I hate to be interrupted while I'm in my peanut lab!
You know my policy regarding fatties
You know my policy regarding fatties
You know what?
You know what?
You know,
You know,
You know, even if these pants do fall off, I'm still wearing boxers
You know, even if these pants do fall off, I'm still wearing boxers
You know, I'm glad we get to spend some time alone.
You know, I'm glad we get to spend some time alone.
You know, I'm hot now.
You know, I'm hot now.
You know, maybe someone that...
You know, maybe someone that...
You know, you take for granted..
You know, you take for granted..
You make it sound so simple
You make it sound so simple
You may now attach the skateboard...
You may now attach the skateboard...
You over twenty one?
You over twenty one?
You over twenty one?
You over twenty one?
You play Leon Black, and I'm...
You play Leon Black, and I'm...
You really helped that boy
You really helped that boy
You see I'm not just your kindly history teacher,
You see I'm not just your kindly history teacher,
You see Joan, I was that giraffe.
You see Joan, I was that giraffe.
You see.
You see.
You seem to have this compulsion to "nail" Cleo
You seem to have this compulsion to "nail" Cleo
You should vote for Abe.
You should vote for Abe.
You think the film fest is too commercial.
You think the film fest is too commercial.
You too, bad skin
You too, bad skin
You uh, know that show "My Two Dads"?
You uh, know that show "My Two Dads"?
You underestimate me, my metal friend
You underestimate me, my metal friend
You wanna kiss something, Cleo?
You wanna kiss something, Cleo?
You want me to what?
You want me to what?
You won't put yourself at risk of physical harm in order to gain approval.
You won't put yourself at risk of physical harm in order to gain approval.
You work here?
You work here?
You would like Leno.
You would like Leno.
You wouldn't understand
You wouldn't understand
You, and me, and what you have here.
You, and me, and what you have here.
You! You're holding a beer, get in
You! You're holding a beer, get in
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
You're a high school principal, you don't know what's like to be lonely!
You're a high school principal, you don't know what's like to be lonely!
You're ahead!
You're ahead!
You're all I have, man! ...Is that pepper?
You're all I have, man! ...Is that pepper?
You're going to express yourself, Joan.
You're going to express yourself, Joan.
You're gonna blurt out something stupid?
You're gonna blurt out something stupid?
You're gonna make a great ass president.
You're gonna make a great ass president.
You're making me fall asleep!
You're making me fall asleep!
You're not afraid of Joan catching and ultimately killing you?
You're not afraid of Joan catching and ultimately killing you?
You're not terrified, where's the sport?
You're not terrified, where's the sport?
You're right.
You're right.
You're selling kisses, I'm buying.
You're selling kisses, I'm buying.
You're such an honest and true friend
You're such an honest and true friend
You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.
You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.
You're the boom.
You're the boom.
You're wet.
You're wet.
Young men and women, please give it up,
Young men and women, please give it up,
Your brave, homoerotic gesture has changed my view about ADD.
Your brave, homoerotic gesture has changed my view about ADD.
Your house. Next Friday. No dairy
Your house. Next Friday. No dairy
Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.
Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.
Your memorable school chum, Cloney McStudent!
Your memorable school chum, Cloney McStudent!
Your secret army of cloned historical figures
Your secret army of cloned historical figures
Aw, your impressions are awesome
Aw, your impressions are awesome
Benji? Gandhi.
Benji? Gandhi.
Black and Tan? Black and Tan!
Black and Tan? Black and Tan!
Gandhi! Okay,
Gandhi! Okay,
God is always with you. Did you say something?
God is always with you. Did you say something?
Hell of a show last night, Mr B. High five, sir.
Hell of a show last night, Mr B. High five, sir.
I do? Yes.
I do? Yes.
I try to listen with compassion, instead of killing them
I try to listen with compassion, instead of killing them
I was at camp. Was it breast camp?
I was at camp. Was it breast camp?
I'm worried about Gandhi. Me too.
I'm worried about Gandhi. Me too.
I've never heard of that. It's a very common expression.
I've never heard of that. It's a very common expression.
Is that cashmere? The man in the dapper cardigan is right.
Is that cashmere? The man in the dapper cardigan is right.
Like an old friend, you know Nope. Cleo. Only Cleo
Like an old friend, you know Nope. Cleo. Only Cleo
Marilyn Manson? Yes
Marilyn Manson? Yes
May I respond to that? Yes you may.
May I respond to that? Yes you may.
Nah, I like Cleo. But Abe, think about it.
Nah, I like Cleo. But Abe, think about it.
No! Or is it yes?
No! Or is it yes?
Oh man! Oh my!
Oh man! Oh my!
Saaaaay, Say
Saaaaay, Say
Say whaaa Stop it! Listen!
Say whaaa Stop it! Listen!
Say whaaaaaat? Say what?
Say whaaaaaat? Say what?
Seems like I've been here a lot lately. Then these are lucky roses
Seems like I've been here a lot lately. Then these are lucky roses
That is a good theme! I like it also!
That is a good theme! I like it also!
That will solve everything. I feel so pacified.
That will solve everything. I feel so pacified.
They can't tell when someone visit them. But..
They can't tell when someone visit them. But..
Tom? Hi everybody.
Tom? Hi everybody.
Whaaaaaaaaaat? What?
Whaaaaaaaaaat? What?
Woop, I'm done! Do you mind?
Woop, I'm done! Do you mind?
Wow, Tom Green! Who?
Wow, Tom Green! Who?
you shouldn't be You're kicking me off the dance squad.
you shouldn't be You're kicking me off the dance squad.
You think I was born yesterday? Who likes cheese?
You think I was born yesterday? Who likes cheese?
You were thinkin' it. I know
You were thinkin' it. I know
'Cause I don't see anyone.
'Cause I don't see anyone.
'Cause watch this, here it comes, finish.
'Cause watch this, here it comes, finish.
'Cause we're here to tell ya about X Stream Blu!
'Cause we're here to tell ya about X Stream Blu!
'cause you visit them?
'cause you visit them?
'Cause you're not invited.
'Cause you're not invited.
~ A body needs to grow ~
~ A body needs to grow ~
~ And growing takes proteins ~
~ And growing takes proteins ~
~ and it's approved by the USDA ~
~ and it's approved by the USDA ~
~ And made amusing genetic copies ~
~ And made amusing genetic copies ~
~ But they made on contribution ~
~ But they made on contribution ~
~ Clone High, Clone High ~
~ Clone High, Clone High ~
~ Dug up famous guys and ladies ~
~ Dug up famous guys and ladies ~
~ Have five to eleven servings of bread, cereal or rice ~
~ Have five to eleven servings of bread, cereal or rice ~
~ It's the food pyramid ~
~ It's the food pyramid ~
~ like fish or human beings ~
~ like fish or human beings ~
~ Loving learning challenge judging ~
~ Loving learning challenge judging ~
~ Make sure you try ~
~ Make sure you try ~
~ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ~
~ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ~
~ Oh grains are the foundation ~
~ Oh grains are the foundation ~
~ Or you'll DIIIEEE!! ~
~ Or you'll DIIIEEE!! ~
~ Secret government employees ~
~ Secret government employees ~
~ So please take my advice ~
~ So please take my advice ~
~ that I live by to this day ~
~ that I live by to this day ~
~ That's why meat can be a tasty treat ~
~ That's why meat can be a tasty treat ~
~ The ancient pharaohs were not too bright they say ~
~ The ancient pharaohs were not too bright they say ~
~ The heart in my mind has been hoping ~
~ The heart in my mind has been hoping ~
~ Their antioxidants and fibre help you to digest ~
~ Their antioxidants and fibre help you to digest ~
~ They're gonna make it if they try ~
~ They're gonna make it if they try ~
~ Three servings of yoghurt, milk and cheese ~
~ Three servings of yoghurt, milk and cheese ~
~ Three to five of vegetables and four of fruits is best ~
~ Three to five of vegetables and four of fruits is best ~
~ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ~
~ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ~
~ To limit your serving ~
~ To limit your serving ~
~ Way way back in the 1980s' ~
~ Way way back in the 1980s' ~
~ When you eat your sweets ~
~ When you eat your sweets ~
~ Will help your bones and subsidise the cattle industries ~
~ Will help your bones and subsidise the cattle industries ~
~And on Fridays, I do abs and legs, but not calves!
~And on Fridays, I do abs and legs, but not calves!
~And the mind and my heart has been wishing ~
~And the mind and my heart has been wishing ~
β™ͺ A disease with initials? That's the worst kind β™ͺ
β™ͺ A disease with initials? That's the worst kind β™ͺ
β™ͺ Gandhi has ADD Incurable disease β™ͺ
β™ͺ Gandhi has ADD Incurable disease β™ͺ
β™ͺ ADD has warped his mind β™ͺ
β™ͺ ADD has warped his mind β™ͺ
β™ͺ And made amusing genetic copies β™ͺ
β™ͺ And made amusing genetic copies β™ͺ
β™ͺ And made amusing genetic copies β™ͺ
β™ͺ And made amusing genetic copies β™ͺ
β™ͺ Attention Deficit Disordeeeer β™ͺ
β™ͺ Attention Deficit Disordeeeer β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Clone High, Clone High β™ͺ
β™ͺ Did you hear, Did you hear? β™ͺ
β™ͺ Did you hear, Did you hear? β™ͺ
β™ͺ Did you hear, did you hear? β™ͺ
β™ͺ Did you hear, did you hear? β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't give in to the heat. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't give in to the heat. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't tell Paul Reveeeereeee β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't tell Paul Reveeeereeee β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't tell Paul Revere β™ͺ
β™ͺ Don't tell Paul Revere β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dreaming and crying, β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dreaming and crying, β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies β™ͺ
β™ͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies β™ͺ
β™ͺ flap flap flapping my albatross wings... β™ͺ
β™ͺ flap flap flapping my albatross wings... β™ͺ
β™ͺ Got to remember the fire, β™ͺ
β™ͺ Got to remember the fire, β™ͺ
β™ͺ I've got nothing to say...β™ͺ
β™ͺ I've got nothing to say...β™ͺ
β™ͺ in an ordinary world β™ͺ
β™ͺ in an ordinary world β™ͺ
β™ͺ Life is only a game β™ͺ
β™ͺ Life is only a game β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Loving learning challenge judging β™ͺ
β™ͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now β™ͺ
β™ͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now β™ͺ
β™ͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now β™ͺ
β™ͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now β™ͺ
β™ͺ Once we were warriors β™ͺ
β™ͺ Once we were warriors β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember the memories. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember your heart, β™ͺ
β™ͺ Remember your heart, β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ Secret government employees β™ͺ
β™ͺ They're gonna make it if they try β™ͺ
β™ͺ They're gonna make it if they try β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry β™ͺ
β™ͺ Too laaaaaate! β™ͺ
β™ͺ Too laaaaaate! β™ͺ
β™ͺ Two stars, worlds apart. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Two stars, worlds apart. β™ͺ
β™ͺ Way way back in the 1980s' β™ͺ
β™ͺ Way way back in the 1980s' β™ͺ
β™ͺ Way way back in the 1980s' β™ͺ
β™ͺ Way way back in the 1980s' β™ͺ
β™ͺ You get it from toilet seats. Use a protective sheet β™ͺ
β™ͺ You get it from toilet seats. Use a protective sheet β™ͺ
β™ͺ 缺歌词 β™ͺ
β™ͺ 缺歌词 β™ͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Gandhi is contagious Totally outrageous Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Gandhi is contagious Totally outrageous Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ And made amusing genetic copies Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ And made amusing genetic copies Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Carping the diem! Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Carping the diem! Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Don't tell Paul Revere Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Don't tell Paul Revere Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Dug up famous guys and ladies Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Gandhi has ADD, Gandhi has ADD Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Gandhi has ADD, Gandhi has ADD Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ I'm an ordinary guy Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ I'm an ordinary guy Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Living and dying, Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Living and dying, Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Now the clones are sexy teens, now Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Remember the flame
Γ’Β™Βͺ Remember the flame
Γ’Β™Βͺ Running with the streets
Γ’Β™Βͺ Running with the streets
Γ’Β™Βͺ Seizing the day, Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Seizing the day, Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ sing an ordinary song Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ sing an ordinary song Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ They're gonna make it if they try Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ They're gonna make it if they try Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ They're gonna make it if they try Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ They're gonna make it if they try Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Way way back in the 1980s' Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ Way way back in the 1980s' Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ You're only a man, now, Γ’Β™Βͺ
Γ’Β™Βͺ You're only a man, now, Γ’Β™Βͺ
🎡 ADD! 🎡
🎡 ADD! 🎡
🎡 Did you hear, Did you hear? 🎡
🎡 Did you hear, Did you hear? 🎡
🎡 I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, 🎡
🎡 I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, 🎡

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