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And right now, the United States has approximately 400 million firearms, which is more than 40% of the total guns in the entire world.

And while it can be argued that there are many reasons, we all know the biggest reason for the tragedy is the gun.

Because background checks are supported by only 90% of voters.

I want to make that happen. Can we make that happen? Sure.

It's being held up by Senate Republicans, possibly.

Like me, you're still trying to process yesterday's mass shooting in Uvalde, TX.

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No, it's not fair to say Republicans have absolutely no solutions. They actually have some pretty bad solutions.

Now there's a simple there's a simple, if extremely difficult, solution. Reduce the number of guns.

One man's frustration erupted on camera earlier today.

That stats even more harrowing considering that we have 100% of the world's Floridas.

That's not complicated. If there's less of something that is built to kill people, fewer people will be killed with that thing.

That's not true Beto.

That's why these days you see so few mass catapult attacks.

The only thing more popular than background checks is Dolly Parton riding a giant corgi bringing you free ice cream.

The President of the United States has personally come after me and my show. And there's only one thing to say.

They're not doing nothing. They're yelling at you for pointing out that they're doing nothing.

We've done it before and it worked. And Joe Biden knows that.

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