Stephen Colbert Sounds Edit

A real man

A sex flower

Alright let's get freaky

Am I a bad mother

Amino disrespect by this but all people are useless to me

Are you still awake

As the cowards way out

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay

Bam

Be a gentleman

Don't be a knuckle sandwich

Don't believe me

Dora the explorer

Franklin D roosevelt

Go ask your mother

Hey how'd you like to hang out sometime

Hot an hard fast and furious

I am america

I can't think of anything sexier

I don't know about you but I rarely get through the morning shave without wanting to ask myself out

I love you mom

I'll admit it I miss my swinging bachelor days

I'm scared of koreans

I've had hundreds of girlfriends

It is a hungry dog that turns over the trash

It's me

My legal defense team has advised me not to say more about it than that

Never withhold sex as a weapon

News flash

No offense

Nope

Now

Now the bad news

OK

OK let's start again start again start again

OK that's called respect

See a pattern

Show some cleavage

So let me ask you punk

So now what

Sorry

Stop arguing about it and start having sex

That was a joke in case you couldn't tell and I blame me if you couldn't

The balls

The gym is a minefield of homo danger

The johnsons

There's nothing the ladies love more than a big sack

Tricky gluey

Uh

Well said god

Well the answer to that question is a resounding yes

What I say goes

Who?

Why do we have sex

Would you be interested in going on a date and potentially bearing my children and quitting your job to raise them

Yes

You have a problem with my mom

You want proof

You're going to gain a lot of weight