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George Carlin smiling and gesturing, showcasing his iconic comedic style and engaging personality in a black shirt.

George Carlin Soundboard

Carlin's film roles included a taxi driver in Car Wash, Frank Madras in Outrageous Fortune, Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. He also had voice roles as Zugor in Tarzan II, Fillmore in Cars, and as Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station.
See also: Kelly Carlin, The George Carlin Show, Seven dirty words, George Carlin's American Dream, George Carlin: Again!, and Richard Pryor.

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A big fucking shopping mall.

A shopping mall.

Americans love to eat.

Big fat motherfuckers walking around.

Fishing Knives #carlin #castrated with fishing knives

Fuck you, I think it's hilarious #i think its funny #funny to me #thought it was funny

Getting really sick of guys named Todd #carlin #todd

Golfers #golf #golfers #george carlin

Have a Nice Day! #george carlin #sarcastic #nice day

Homemade soup.

Homestyle flavor.

I don't care if the CEO is living in the basement and cooking on a hot plate.

I think it's just fucking dandy.

I'm with stupid.

It doesn't seem structurally possible.

It's, I understand that.

Look pretty good.

Never help the police! #george carlin #never help the police

Not too fucking bright.

Oh my God.

Paradise.

Right, the old days.

Rights #carlin #rights #fair deal #unlimited rights or no rights at all

Someone is pulling your prick.

The best part of getting old #getting old #getting older #forgot #forgetting #old people

The flag, the Bible and children. No child left behind.

They Don't Give A Fuck About You #they dont give a fuck about you #politicians #rich cocksuckers who dont give a fuck

They want obedient workers.

You and I are not in the big club.

You have no choice.

George Carlin Soundboard
Carlin's film roles included a taxi driver in Car Wash, Frank Madras in Outrageous Fortune, Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. He also had voice roles as Zugor in Tarzan II, Fillmore in Cars, and as Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station. See also: Kelly Carlin, The George Carlin Show, Seven dirty words, George Carlin's American Dream, George Carlin: Again!, and Richard Pryor.
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