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Lewis Black Lewis Black is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He has served as an "ambassador for voting rights" for

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Lewis Black is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He has served as an "ambassador for voting rights" for the American Civil Liberties Union since 2013. He is also a spokesman for the Aruba Tourism Authority, appearing in television ads that first aired in late 2009 and 2010.
See also: Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears, Jenny Lewis, Joe Lewis (martial artist), Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, Jenifer Lewis, and Kathleen Madigan.

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An online encyclopedia that can be edited by any schmuck on the planet. If a monkey could get a hold of a computer. He could rewrite the theory of evolution.
An online encyclopedia that can be edited by any schmuck on the planet. If a monkey could get a hold of a computer. He could rewrite the theory of evolution.
And that is wrong.
And that is wrong.
Every four seconds of polar bear dies.
Every four seconds of polar bear dies.
Honey, do you love me?
Honey, do you love me?
I can't tell. I got the flu.
I can't tell. I got the flu.
I don't do math, but it's a lot of dead bears.
I don't do math, but it's a lot of dead bears.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
It did not snow.
It did not snow.
It's constantly barraging you and I every day would would see something that would just fucking piss me off. And I. I would jump on the bus and go down to the White House or Congress and find whoev...
It's constantly barraging you and I every day would would see something that would just fucking piss me off. And I. I would jump on the bus and go down to the White House or Congress and find whoev...
Just a crackerjack job.
Just a crackerjack job.
No, it's not. It's a fact.
No, it's not. It's a fact.
Oh man, this is no way to live.
Oh man, this is no way to live.
Ohh no he's gone crazy.
Ohh no he's gone crazy.
Said in 1969 mankind landed on the moon and everybody agreed because it happened. I saw it on TV. They didn't test shut up. It was real.
Said in 1969 mankind landed on the moon and everybody agreed because it happened. I saw it on TV. They didn't test shut up. It was real.
Snow Gray. Horrible Gray. Every day it just gets grayer and grayer.
Snow Gray. Horrible Gray. Every day it just gets grayer and grayer.
That contained facts.
That contained facts.
That's just been a festival out there.
That's just been a festival out there.
That's just bullshit #bullshit #fake news
That's just bullshit #bullshit #fake news
The **** own everything.
The **** own everything.
There's enough shit going on in my head.
There's enough shit going on in my head.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Valentine's Day talk about a bogus holiday.
Valentine's Day talk about a bogus holiday.
You know how many times Mr. Black said. Fuck.
You know how many times Mr. Black said. Fuck.
Zebras are white with black stripes. Fact. That was a harmless observation. Opinion. Hmm. That comes off as mildly racist.
Zebras are white with black stripes. Fact. That was a harmless observation. Opinion. Hmm. That comes off as mildly racist.

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