Dr. Crabblesnitch Soundboard (Bully) Edit

A little physical labor might set you straight. I think you're worth a try.

A teacher had to physically apprehend you!

Absolutely unforgivable.

Admirable.

Ah, breaking into lockers. I see you are intent on becoming a criminal, it seems.

Ah, I see. Perhaps your attitude can be explained by your bad luck with girls.

All this fighting will simply have to stop.

All this fighting, what is it? Video games?

And I suppose I'd better take this.

And I want you to stay out of trouble from now on.

And now you've added cruelty to dogs. That's just charming.

And that's the last I want to hear of you, Hopkins.

Another fight. How many this week, Jimmy? How many?

Anything to report?

Are you challenging me?

Are you out of your mind, child?

Are you some sort of socialist, Jimmy? Why else would you cause trouble with Derby's friends?

Aren't you the jokester?

Arrested again, huh? I suppose you think of that as a good early start.

Assistance! I need assistance!

At Bullworth?! Can you imagine someone having done that 10 years ago!? I ask you!

Back so soon, Hopkins? Do you ever learn?

Billy Crane Circus has been complaining about you. Imagine that.

Brawling with adults, Jimmy, that's just unacceptable.

Brawling with your social betters, Jimmy, it won't do you any good.

Breaking into lockers, that's illegal, you know.

Calm down immediately!

Can you identify the student in this picture?

Causing property damage. Who do you think you are, young man?

Chemistry seems far beyond you, Jimmy. Perhaps we should get you a tutor.

Children today...

Clashing with a prefects again, will you ever learn?

Cutting off the police is indicative of a criminal disposition, Jimmy. I would stop it if I were you.

Darby Herrington's father has called me to complain. Have you any idea what this could mean for the school?

Despicable.

Disrespecting teachers will do you no good at bullworth, young man.

Do not fight the prefects. Am I making myself clear?

Do not go that way, child.

Do not make it any worse for yourself.

Do not run astray, Hopkins.

Do not talk back to teachers. Jimmy is even such a basic concept beyond you.

Do not tangle with a football team, Jimmy. They're better than you. Plain and simple.

Do you enjoy making people cry, Jimmy? I'm getting worried about you.

Do you know who I am?

Do you not know that gambling is a surefire way to ruin?

Do you wish to destroy your academic career?

Don't you get tired of coming here, Hopkins? Don't you?

Drinking I will terminate the employment contract of any staff member found. Corrupting children's morality is the most important lesson we can teach the youth.

Edna has been saying kind things about you. Personally, I don't see it.

Egging cars? You can do better than that.

Eggs are for cooking, not throwing, Jimmy. Just ask Edna.

English class does not seem to be your strength. You really are a hopeless brute, aren't you?

Even basic mechanics seems beyond you. You're unlikely to ever get a job at this rate.

Even dogs find you loathe simmit seams.

Everybody hates you, Jimmy. Everybody.

Everything OK.

Fighting again, I suppose when you hang out with those carnival types, that's not surprising.

Fighting with carnival workers trying to get their jobs. Hmm.

Firm discipline is the key. That and toughening up the little whiners so they're ready for the real world.

Follow along now, Hopkins.

Galloway has been recruiting students. I see. Well, we've got him now.

Gambling for money, Jimmy? I'm not surprised.

Get him in here at once.

Get over here.

Getting into fights with school lowlifes, I'm not surprised as much as disappointed Jimmy.

Girls don't like you, it's a fact I suppose that goes a long way to explain things.

Give it up immediately.

Go see the punishment, prefect. Perhaps he can improve your attitude.

Goodbye, Hopkins.

Have you completely lost it, child?

Have you ever thought of becoming the school mascot? Then you'd be somebody.

Having trouble concentrating in Miss Phillips class?

Hello, young Hopkins.

Help me restrain this mad child.

Here, take it.

Hey, stop right there.

Hi I'm too old for this.

Hmm, I suppose that is adequate.

Hmm, I wonder about that.

Hmm.

Hmm. An incident where you made someone cry. Have you no empathy?

Hmm. When an officer of the law gives you an instruction, you are to obey it. Do you understand?

Honest labour doesn't agree with you, it seems, otherwise you wouldn't be such a failure in shop class.

Hooliganism is not tolerated.

Hopkins come now.

Hopkins here I was hoping I wouldn't see you for a while.

Hopkins how would you like to improve your record marginally?

Hopkins I don't believe this is beyond your capacity.

Hopkins that is not what you're supposed to go.

Hopkins, you know you're not allowed to do that.

How nice of young Harrington's father to invite me for tea.

I am not a fan of confiscating things, but you leave me no choice.

I am not surprised everything is worse these days.

I am this close to expelling you, Jimmy. I've had quite enough of all your antics.

I am told that you are always in trouble, Jimmy. Very disappointing.

I constantly hear your name associated with misdeeds, Jimmy. I don't like it.

I do not want to see you back here for any reason.

I do wish you would stop this banister sliding of yours.

I don't like intruding in the private lives of my staff.

I don't smell anything. Come on.

I don't understand why you have to fight Johnny Vincent's friends. You seem so alike. Is it over that girl? What's her name?

I expect you to do your best, Hopkins!

I have more important things to attend to.

I hope this will be your last little visit, Hopkins.

I hope you're wrong for the sake of bulworth.

I just need a quick rest.

I saw that! 1

I saw that! 2

I see the football team had to keep you in line.

I see the police had to bring you in.

I see you got a lousy mark in chemistry. Too busy chasing girls?

I see, Jimmy, the nice men from the asylum are just trying to help you.

I sincerely hope that was a mistake, Hopkins.

I suppose I better thank you, James.

I suppose you do most of your sleeping in class, Jimmy. Certainly you don't seem to sleep when you're supposed to.

I suppose you're too busy trying to steal Mr. Galloway's alcohol to pay any attention.

I thank you.

I understand that you dislike these so-called greasers, but this fighting is getting out of hand.

I was a prefect once, and I will not abide by you being obnoxious to them.

I will apprehend you.

I will have to do something about this.

I will not dignify this foolishness any longer.

I will not stand for such behavior.

I will take this hooligan paraphernalia.

I would have hoped that at least shop class would suit you, but no, even menial labor seems too difficult.

I would have thought you could at least manage to pass photography class, but no.

I would recommend not tangling with Johnny Vincent and his friends too much one day. They may be your colleagues in some menial job somewhere.

I'd like you to mind what I've told you. Perhaps a small loss will help you in that regard.

I'd think you'd do well in wrestling class, given your love of violence, but no.

I'll be taking some of these things. Obviously you'll just use them to get in trouble.

I'll fix you yet.

I'll just bring up your permanent record.

I'm a busy man, Hopkins. See.

I'm beginning to get very tired of your shenanigans, Hopkins.

I'm watching you, Hopkins. Never forget that.

If you could confine your painting to art class and not walls, I'd be very grateful.

If you have to beat up the nerds, could you at least have a decency to do it out of sight?

If you injure anyone on the football team, you will be in serious trouble, young man.

Insubordination.

Intolerable.

Is it that you miss your mother that much already, Jimmy?

Is that really the best you can do?

Is your nose clean?

It appears you're too stupid to speak your native language properly.

It behooves a bulworth man to keep away from scum like the local children.

It hurts me more than it hurts you.

It is a difficult calling.

It seems even the girls at Bullworth despise you. Well, that's encouraging.

It seems the concept of private property has been eluding you.

It seems you're not man enough to do well in Mr. Burton's wrestling class.

It seems you've been praying on the weak, making them cry and so forth.

It would seem you suffer from some sort of anxiety about sports. Why else would you fight our star athletes?

It's a tough calling, but a noble one. Mother would be proud.

It's been reported that you've been throwing newspapers at people.

James Hopkins.

Jimmy Hopkins were really getting to know each other. Isn't that nice?

Jimmy Hopkins, I require you to do something for me.

Jimmy the Bullworth bedtime is not a suggestion, it's a rule.

Jimmy, it seems like you just left my office and now you're back again.

Jimmy, violence is not a proper way to channel the frustration you feel about your mother.

Jimmy, what are you? What are you doing with my paddle?

Jimmy, what did I tell you about keeping your nose clean?

Jimmy's rails were made for holding on, not for sliding down.

Johnny Vincent is a bad influence, Jimmy. I want you to stay away from him.

Just because you think you're the daddy doesn't make you special in my eyes.

Just you. Wait.

Keep it up and you'll get expelled.

Keep it up, see what happens.

Keep out of trouble now.

Keeping the nerds in line is perhaps acceptable, but you should not let yourself get caught.

Let's see what we've got, shall we?

Let's see what your rap sheet says.

Look who the cat dragged in the young delinquent himself.

Looks like I'll have to confiscate some of your stuff. Maybe then you'll get the message.

Looks like you've been quite busy here, Jimmy.

Making people cry is not a game. Well, it is not a game for you.

Making students cry is no laughing matter, Hopkins.

Miss Phillips tells me you're falling behind in photography class. Do you have anything to say to that?

Most children stop writing on the wall once they're old enough to walk.

Mouthing off to the police, Jimmy. It will land you in jail one day.

Mouthing off to the teachers, Jimmy. I mean, really, what were you thinking?

Mr. Burton tells me that you've been doing abysmally in dodgeball.

Mr. Burton tells me you haven't been applying yourself in wrestling class.

Mr. Galloway seems to think you're hopeless in English. I would tend to agree.

Mr. Hopkins, I am of the opinion that some good works would do you a world of good. Go see the punishment, prefect.

Mr. Watts tells me you're a complete failure.

My patience is wearing thin.

No expulsions this month. Am I growing soft?

No rest for the wicked certainly applies to you, it seems.

Now get out of here.

Now go and think about what I've said.

Now that's the bullworth spirit.

Now, Jimmy, why don't you try to show that you've understood the seriousness of all this?

Now, where did I put my copy of KGB methods for the classroom?

Oh oh could you oht.

Oh yes, I'm scared of you.

Ohh, that's very good.

One moment, I'll get your record.

Our curriculum does not include breaking things. If it did, you'd be a star student.

Perhaps a small personal loss will drive the point home.

Perhaps we should make you pay for all the things you break. Would you like that?

Perhaps you should leave bulworth and become a gambler. It seems your heart is more in that.

Perhaps you should stop chasing girls so much and focus on your studies.

Picking on the nerds, Jimmy, I agree they are loathsome, but that doesn't justify beating them up without permission.

Please, Hopkins, follow me.

Pulling the fire alarm is a serious offence. It will have to stop.

Seems even something as reprehensible as photojournalism is beyond you.

Seems like even Miss Phillips can't see any good in you.

Seems like you lacked the artistic talent to even pass art class.

Several prefects have noticed your propensity for violence.

Shoving people into the garbage? Have you any idea of the health implications?

Show some respect.

Sliding down banisters is not appropriate behavior for a bullworth student.

So nice of you to drop by my office on your way to prison, young man.

So you really think smashing up mailboxes is a good idea?

So you're the one behind the recent spate of bike thefts I see.

Sometimes it just doesn't seem worth it.

Spitty are you out of your mind?

Staying up too late is known to cause aggression and bad behavior.

Stop right now.

Stop that terrorism immediately.

Stop that tomfoolery immediately.

Stop this disrespect immediately.

Students ought not to fight Jimmy. That includes you.

That is all Hopkins.

That is completely unacceptable if what you're saying is true.

That little monster needs to be taught in object lesson.

That was a mistake.

That was not funny.

That will be all, Hopkins, you may go.

The fire alarm is there for safety reasons, not so punks like you can amuse themselves.

The mental health people had to be brought in to bring you under control. Outrageous.

The police have been wasting their time on you, it seems. Perhaps we should just be done with you and put you in jail.

The prefects have been commenting on your tendencies toward violence.

The quality of children has really gone down these last few decades.

There are several reports of townspeople having to restrain you. I am shocked.

There is a price for bad behavior Hopkins.

There is no call for being flippant with the prefix Jimmy.

There will be no more complaints about you from our staff. Do I make myself clear?

These are very serious allegations, Mr. Hatrick.

These so-called townies are a bad influence even for you. Do not mix with them.

This borrowing of bikes you do it has to end, Jimmy.

This goes on your permanent record.

This has to stop immediately.

This is your only warning. Don't mess up again.

This recent spate of vandalism has to come to an end.

Throwing eggs at cars? Really, Jimmy, how juvenile.

Time to look at your record again.

Trash cans are for garbage, Jimmy, not people.

Unsurprisingly disappointing.

Vac will go on your record.

Vandalism, destruction, disrespect. You're bound for a borstal if you don't smarten up.

Very amusing.

Victimizing social losers is a time honored tradition, Jimmy, but I feel you've been going overboard.

We are getting nowhere, Mr. Hatrick.

Well, hello there.

Well, I don't suppose Labour will really help the situation, but it's worth a try.

Well, if it isn't young James Hopkins in trouble again.

Well, it looks like you fought your way to the top, Jimmy.

Well, Jimmy, you'll have to learn there's a price for misbehaving.

Well, well, well, what have we here if it isn't young Hopkins again.

What a hideous smell.

What exactly have you been doing in chemistry class? Certainly not learning anything by the looks of it.

What exactly is it you've been doing with Lola, Jimmy?

What have we here, Hopkins?

What is it with you and writing on walls? Jimmy's graffiti is not an art form. Get it through your head.

What is it, Jimmy? What are you afraid of? Wrestling is serious now. Stop failing the damn class.

What is this? A picture of a student with a preflex paddle insubordination, Miss Danvers.

What on earth are you doing here?

What should I do to improve your attitude, young James? You better pay a visit to the punishment prefect.

What's that you have there?

What's this?

What's what?

Where did you get that?

Where exactly do you think you're off to?

Where has that Miss Danvers gotten to with my tea?

Where is that Miss Danvers with my tea?

Who threw that rat?

Why do you have to break into lockers, Jimmy? Why?

Why don't you put all of this energy of yours into supporting the football team?

Why is it you can't seem to keep your nose clean? Don't answer that.

Would it be too much to ask you to embrace the spirit of Christmas and be good for once?

Would you at least try to apply yourself in art class?

Writing rude words on walls is naughty, Jimmy. Didn't your mother teach you anything?

You again, Jimmy. I'm disappointed, but not surprised.

You are a creditable work.

You are a disgrace to this school.

You are a disgrace.

You are a fool and alone.

You are a pathetic child.

You are dismissed.

You are not to mix with a local children Jimmy. It just leads to fighting as you well know.

You are to obey and respect our staff at all times, Hopkins.

You are to respect the property and persons of the town. Jimmy, do you hear me?

You better be careful.

You better come along.

You better not do anything to disturb the football team's training program.

You better not have led me on a wild goose chase hat trick.

You better stop right there.

You despicable child.

You forced the staff to drag you in here. Quite extraordinary.

You had to be tranquilized to be brought in. Maybe you should slow down a little, Jimmy.

You know, you really shouldn't struggle when the prefects approach you.

You might as well get used to working off your bad deeds. I understand it's quite common in prison.

You seem intent on claiming the spot as Bulworth's number one troublemaker.

You seem to be a very violent young man.

You seem to be constantly in trouble, Jimmy.

You seem to be on a fast track to a conviction for assault.

You seem to have an aptitude for senseless destruction, Jimmy.

You seem to have trouble adjusting to bullworth life. You will have to try harder.

You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in washrooms. Most curious.

You seem to think it's pretty damn funny to pull fire alarms, don't you?

You should get to bed at a decent hour, Jimmy. Your mother would want it.

You should stop fooling around in shop class. You might learn something useful for your future.

You should treat officers of the law with all due respect.

You shouldn't fight with Herrington's friends, Jimmy. Any one of them may be your boss one day.

You shouldn't have these things.

You think it's a good idea to act up Hopkins at this time?

You vile child.

You were seen pushing someone into a trash can, Jimmy. Care to explain yourself?

You will be punished for that.

You will not get away with that.

You will not live that down.

You will respect young Harrington and his associates. The Harringtons have been fine bulworth men for generations.

You'd better not engage in any reckless street racing. I hear there's a lot of that going on.

You'll have to stop all this brawling you engage in.

You're credited with rampant vandalism and destruction. Impressive.

You're doing badly in photography, Jimmy. What are you good for? Anything.

You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.

You're pathetic. Ha ha ha ha ha.

You've actually made someone vomit. That's just disgusting.

You've become quite the little bike thief, it appears.

You've been assaulting students in the washrooms. That's just sick.

You've been causing trouble in the toilets. What are you thinking?

You've been cutting quite a swath of destruction, it appears.

You've been disrespecting prefects. That's entirely unacceptable.

You've been fighting the prefects. I understand this is unacceptable.

You've been fighting with the local children, Jimmy. Why do you even associate with them?

You've been missing your bedtime consistently, Jimmy. That's not good.

You've been stealing bikes. What's next, cars?

You've gotten into a lot of trouble so soon, Jimmy. Is it a cry for help?

Your mother will hear of this.

Your nose is still clean, I trust.

Your rap sheet gets longer by the minute it seems.

Your reputation gets you nowhere with me, young man.

Your rudeness has been noted.

1 And to think I trusted you, Hattrick! You're fired.

2 And As for you, Galloway, there better not be anything to that drinking business.

15 minutes in a locker is not really a serious thing, is it?

*Vomiting*