Gru Voices (Despicable Me The Game) PS2 Edit

A lovely addition to any collection.

A lovely addition to my collection.

Again with the over complication.

Again with the over complications.

Ah, he's weird. All this stuff is just floating out here. Hell, Oh well.

Ah, who designed such a thing?

Ahh, lovely.

Air gun.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All that effort for this.

All that effort for this.

All that effort for this.

Am I funny or what? Or what?

Anytime now.

Anytime.

Are there supposed to be holes in this thing?

Are we having fun yet?

Aren't I just the cleverest thing?

Art for me, work for you. Fair trade.

Be the art.

Bring on the next one. I'm ready.

Can it never be just walking through the door?

Can it never be just walking through the door?

Careful.

Careful.

Come on, crime is money.

Come on!

Could you be more careful please?

Could you please be more careful please?

Despicable. Good.

Despicably good.

Do I really have to?

Do your parents know that you leave the game running like this?

Don't try this at home, kids.

Don't you look valuable?

Done.

Done.

Done.

Enough is enough already.

Enough is enough already.

Excellent.

Flying high.

Freeze ray.

Game designers always with the traps and the puzzles.

Gimme.

Give it.

Go back to your fishbowl newbie.

Good thing there's no time limit.

Gotcha.

Gru was here.

Ha ha!

Ha, ha. Gotcha.

Haha.

Haha.

Hahaha!

Hello, anyone there?

Hello. Anybody there?

Here we come.

Here we go. More danger.

Hey Yoohoo, I am still here.

Hey, crack me up.

Hey, do your parents know that you leave the game running like this? I'm going to tell them when they come in.

Hey, let's go.

How many more levels to go?

I am good.

I am no art critic, but I know what I like.

I am on the roll.

I am running out of clever things to say.

I bet there's one of these on every level.

I do enjoy the bonus pick up items.

I don't see Bose. There is another way around?

I don't think this vehicle will last much longer.

I get such a kick out of doing that.

I guess I can wait. The moon's not going anywhere.

I know, just put it.

I should have been sculptor.

I think maybe you should stick to the water.

I'd give you a status report, but I cannot see through all the smoke.

I'm pretty sure that we're going to crash soon.

I'm so despicable I can't stand it.

If I stand there long enough, I'll start to repeat it myself.

If Vector gets the moon before me, I am coming out there to get you!

If you are waiting for me to be ready, I am.

If you are waiting for me to be ready, I am.

It's deja vu all over again, right?

It's deja vu all over again.

It's funny.

It's weird all this stuff is floating out there well.

Just like new.

Just look how patient I am being.

Just stay right there.

Just what I needed.

Just what I wanted.

Keep them coming.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Let's go.

Look at me go.

Look at this, I'm flying.

Lovely bonus there.

Lovely.

Made over the top, don't you think?

Magnet gun.

Maybe a little less with the hard thing this time.

Maybe a little less with the heart thing this time.

Maybe I should just adopt some kids and settle down.

Maybe we should consider dodging some shots for a while.

Maybe you should give the controller to someone else for a while.

Michelangelo I'm not.

Mine!

Mine.

Mine.

More for me.

More stuff. I like stuff.

Much better.

Much better.

Nice try, but no.

No hurry, I'm just here chillaxing.

No one will ever notice.

No problem.

No puzzle cannot withdraw more than five or six times.

No, no, no, I'm not going to make it.

None of my blueprints covered that contingency.

Not bad if I say so myself.

Not bad.

Not fun.

Not good.

Not good.

Not very nice. Fun, but not nice.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Now how am I supposed to get past this?

Now perhaps something else then?

Now that wasn't so bad.

Now this is just crazy.

Now you have an original group.

Oh again with the over complic.

Oh boy.

Oh my.

Oh, enough is enough already.

Oh, great. Here we go again.

Oh, just what I wanted.

Oh, like you could do better.

Oh, please, come on.

Oh, scary.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's much better.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's the ticket.

Oh, this life of Crime thing used to be so glamorous.

Oh, this looks tricky.

Oh, what a lovely bonus.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

OK, all right, here we go once again, from the top, with spirit!

OK, I am now officially bored.

OK, I am now officially bored.

OK, now this is just crazy.

OK, once again from the top.

OK, you're asking for it.

Onward and outward.

Perhaps I could get one of the minions to take the controls?

Perhaps something else then?

Position flying, baby!

Really.

Say it. Say it. I am the man.

Shhh! You are work of art now.

Sigh. More danger.

So close.

So much for that.

So, how long have you been playing the games?

So, how long have you been playing the games?

Steady, Gru.

Stop fidgeting, you're work of art. Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. You're a work of art now.

Tada.

Tada.

Take that.

Take your fish inspired weaponry and go home.

Tell me, what did I ever do to you?

Thank you.

That did nothing.

That is beautiful.

That is beautiful.

That looks painful.

That plumber guy gets coins, I get this.

That was a wasted effort.

That was useless.

That wasn't so bad.

That will help.

That's right.

That's the ticket.

That's what I'm talking about.

The level isn't going to finish itself, you know.

The level isn't going to finish itself, you know.

The pause button exists for a reason, you know.

Then again, maybe not.

There seems to be a lot of broken stuff in here.

There we go.

They're not so much.

Things are not going well at the moment.

This feels cool. I like this.

This is ceasing to be funny.

This is crazy.

This is dangerous. I need a better agent.

This is dangerous. I need a better agent.

This is definitely not in my contract.

This is fun.

This is getting a little wearing.

This is happening a lot. There is a tutorial for you who can't quite get it.

This is happening a lot. There is a tutorial, you know.

This is not working.

This is very challenging. I don't like this.

This is very cool.

This is your captain speaking, HELP!!!!!

This life of crime thing used to be so glamorous.

This seems unnecessarily complicated.

This seems unnecessarily complicated.

This seems unnecessarily complicated.

This was definitely not in my contract.

This was not in the plan.

This would go a lot faster without all the failing.

Try and stop me now.

Uh oh.

Vector is that you controlling me?

Vector is that you're controlling me.

Victory is mine until the next puzzle.

Watch it.

We are taking some heavy damage here.

Web gun.

Well done guru. Why thank you Grew.

Well worth the effort.

Well, so much for that.

Well, that didn't work.

Well, that was worth a try.

What a lovely bonus.

What am I missing here?

What am I missing here?

What did I ever do to you?

What now?

What? Like you, had something better to do?

Whatever happened to keys and locks?

Whatever happened to keys and locks?

Who is your daddy?

Who is your daddy?

Whoa, OK.

Whoa, whew.

Whoa, whoa.

Why does this keep happening?

Woo Hoo.

Woohoo.

Wow, that'll work.

Yeah, and I thought I took a lot of abuse in the movie.

Yeah, this is very challenging. I don't like it.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, needed one of those.

Yes, there's more like it.

Yes!

Yipes.

Yoink! Mine!

Yoinks!

Yoohoo, I am still here!

You are asking for it.

You are no match for Crew.

You are no match for Gru.

You call that flying?

You call that flying?

You fly like a minion. No offense, Dave.

You had better believe it, baby.

You had better believe it.

You have as much time to be as bad as you want.

You see the pause button, use it sometime.

You want a piece of this?

You want the piece of me?

You'd think they'd quit after I did that a few times.

You're art now, stop complaining.