Despicable Me 2 (2013) Edit

A mall?

A very happy birthday!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oof!

Absolutely. You're gonna like this.

After the whole salsa incident?

After you fire them, Mr. Gru.

Agent Wilde?

Agent Wilde.

Agnes, easy on the churros.

Agnes, no!

Agnes, where is Gru?

Agnes! Agnes, tell Jillian I'm not here.

Ah ha!

Ah ha! I knew it!

Ah, and what do we have here?

Ah, pins and needles!

Ah, thank you.

Ah, you are a funny man.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. I can tell.

Ah. Well, thank you very much.

Ah. Whoo!

All right, all right, homework done, pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.

All right, all right. I got it! Stop it!

All right, all right. I got it! Stop it!

All right, El Macho. You're going down.

All right, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet.

All right, there he is.

All right, we need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get.

All right.

All right. Hey, hey, no, no! No.

All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair.

Almost forgot. Hugs!

An ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.

And by everything, of course I mean nothing.

And discovered this.

And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!

And he's got your partner.

And here's a tip. Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them,

And here's the best part!

And his deviously charming son!

And I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes

And I am here to wish Princess Agnes

And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.

And I'm telling you, this is the guy.

And if anyone, anyone tries to stop them...

And it looks like Agent Wilde will be

And it's time for you to get out there.

And krumping.

And my dream is to one day play video games for a living.

And my gut tells me that this guy is El Macho.

And my new mom, Lucy, is beyond compare.

And show everyone what a bald headed phony you are.

And sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems!

And that's where you come in.

And they're going on a date!

And using the latest chem tracking technology,

And welcome to the mall family.

And you haven't been in combat.

And you'll be talking normal in no time!

Antonio, why don't you invite your girlfriend and her family

Any minute now!

Any minute now!

Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled. I'll pick them up next week!

Are you getting anything?

Are you gonna marry Lucy?

Are you kidding me?

Are you lost, little guy?

Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me.

Are you really gonna save the world?

Are you single?

Are you sure we should be doing this?

Are you sure?

As an ex villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts.

As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX 41 serum

As you can tell, right? Huh?

At a shop in the mall, where hopefully you'll be able...

Australia?

Avery. Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

Aw, he copied me.

Aw, man.

Aw!

Aww.

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

Bah!

Bah.

Because...

Before we start taking over the world, that's all.

Bigger lab, more evil,

Bob!

Boss!

Buenos dias, my friends!

Bump it.

But first, let's go over the rules.

But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.

But it couldn't be.

But my friend Natalie is recently single, and... Oop.

But nobody messes with my family.

But not me. I stepped up.

But now,

But now, it's time for me

But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon.

But that face! It has got to be El Macho!

But we are survivors.

But you said you'd help me practice

But you want to melt the polar ice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,

But your work as a villain was kind of amazing.

But, hey, maybe you can find something with these X ray goggles.

But, on the less crazy side of things,

Bye, Gru.

Bye!

Can I be the first to say, "Ew!"

Cinco de May ya yo! Cinco de May ya yo!

Come on, we're getting her out of there.

Come on, you're kidding, right?

Come on!

Come on! Hurry!

Come on! They're starting the dance!

Come on. Let's finally put this horrible jelly to some good use.

Come on. We're leaving...

Cool glasses.

Cool!

Could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.

Crikey!

Curses! Foiled again!

Date? Boyfriend?

Dave, Stuart, come this way! With me! Come on!

Dave...

Decorated with the Mexican flag.

Disappeared from the Arctic Circle.

Do not say that. No, no, no.

Do you know this guy?

Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here.

Don't forget about the son. The kid gives me the creeps!

Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine.

Don't worry, I will get you out of this.

Don't worry. It can only get better from here, right?

Donnie, hang in there, baby! It's almost Friday.

Dr. Nefario!

Dr. Nefario! You're back!

Dr. Nefario?

Earth to Dave!

Eat jelly, you purple freaks!

Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!

Eh!

El Macho.

El Macho's onto you. He knows you're working for the AVL.

Enjoy the party.

Especially this boy.

Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.

Everyone else refused to work with you.

Ew!

Ew! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa!

Excuse me.

Farewell, my friends.

Fear not, for here come the gallant knights to save us.

Fine, fine. Let me hear it. Quickly.

First of all, you got no proof that I did that.

First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft,

Floyd Eaglesan!

For example...

For instance, he never mentioned

For your years of service,

Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint.

From about 20 years ago.

Full dental.

Funny.

Get it off of me! Get it off of me!

Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.

Give me that!

Give us a call.

Go about your business.

Gone. Where did it go?

Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.

Good boy!

Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.

Good luck saving the world. Bye.

Good morning, girls! I have an announcement to make.

Good night, Agnes.

Good night, Edith.

Good night, Margo. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs blah blah blah.

Great.

Gross!

Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!

Gru, anytime now!

Gru, call one of your munchkins!

Gru, come on!

Gru, it's Jillian!

Gru!

Gru?

Gru?

Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.

Gru's back in the game.

Gru's not here.

Ha, ha, ha. Come on, she's a riot!

Ha! Booby!

Ha! Some guard dog.

Hadn't we eliminated him as a suspect

Hah! It's the fairy princess! She's coming!

He died in the most macho way possible.

He had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare hands!

He is so cute.

He likes me.

He really thinks it's El Macho.

He was dangerous.

He was ruthless!

He's chopping his head off!

He's got Lucy?

He's our man.

He's putting on lipstick!

He's swatting at flies!

Hello, Gru!

Hello, Jillian.

Hello, Lucy. How are you doing?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Are you...

Hello.

Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.

Here you are! Look at me! Focus!

Here, I'll get it.

Here, I'll get it.

Here, try some of this.

Hey, Bob! Stuart!

Hey, Gru.

Hey, I told you guys to get to bed.

Hey, Lance, where the heck is Kevin?

Hey, oh!

Hey, that pollo es loco.

Hey, Tim, nice haircut!

Hey, uh, what?

Hey, what celebrity do you look like?

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Pollito, what's the matter?

Hey! There you are.

Hi, everybody. I'd like to make some toast.

Hi!

Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.

Hi. Takeout for Lucy?

High five!

Hilarious.

Hmm, interesting.

Hmm, subtle.

Hmm.

Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments

Ho ho! But I knew you weren't dead!

Ho oh!

Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall!

Hold tight!

Hold tight!

How are they working? Tell me! Tell me!

How come you have...

How come you're so fat?

How did you know?

How's the food?

Hugh Jackman.

Huh, tell me about it.

Huh, you usually don't see that in bunnies.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!

Huh? Hey!

Huh? Kampai!

Huh? Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.

Huh.

Huh.

Humpty Dumpty!

Hurry! Hurry!

Hurts! Stop it!

I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.

I am Eduardo Perez,

I am not afraid of your jelly guns.

I am not gonna lie, I enjoyed that.

I am not so convinced that he is in.

I am pretty fun.

I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom.

I apologize for our methods in getting you here.

I bet you're a fun dad.

I brought you an umbrella.

I can do this.

I can't find anybody anymore.

I choose Gru.

I developed a new formula

I didn't... What? Yes?

I don't care.

I don't know who you people think you are, but...

I don't see anything.

I don't think I should do this.

I don't think so, Miss Lady.

I don't think so.

I get it. I get it.

I had to borrow some of your minions, but it was for a worthy cause.

I hate boys.

I have a backyard full of these little girls

I have accepted a new job.

I have admired your work for years, amigo.

I have survived lots worse than this.

I have to tell you, I was so nervous about tonight.

I have you now!

I have you now!

I just did a boom boom.

I just have a lot going on right now.

I just have a lot of work to do.

I just have no interest in going on a date, that's all. Case closed.

I just need to get some things off my plate

I knew it!

I know it's really you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.

I know someone who can fix that for you.

I know up to this point our relationship

I know what makes you a boy.

I know you're in there, Gru!

I love the flavor of that!

I make it my business to know all about them.

I mean there's just so many phonies out there!

I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly?

I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world,

I mean, no, he didn't just tell me.

I mean, yes, yes! Of course, yes.

I mean, you did the Veterans Day Pageant

I miss being evil.

I miss you already!

I promise that this wig will transform you from ugly

I put an antidote in the jelly.

I really hate that chicken.

I really hate that chicken.

I really liked the way you smiled at the end.

I really need you to make a choice, hon.

I take it you're an art lover?

I think I'm good with just the one.

I think that the son is the mastermind!

I think you need to move around.

I was framed!

I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?

I was thinking you two could get some grub.

I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?

I'd hardly call it a trinket, Mr. Gru.

I'll let you get it.

I'm a father now. And a legitimate businessman.

I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!

I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.

I'm getting nothing so far.

I'm going to find Lucy.

I'm just chilling with the guac, from my chip hat.

I'm Margo.

I'm Margo.

I'm never going to see her again.

I'm not scared. Of women. Or dates.

I'm pretty sure that the son is involved, too.

I'm sorry, El Macho?

I'm sorry, I did not see you there.

I've already been working on my accent.

I've got good news!

I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.

If I had asked you out on a date, what would you have said?

If it picks up any traces of the serum, the sensor in your belt buckle

In his eyes, and I don't like it!

In the flesh.

Into the mouth of an active volcano!

Involving PX 41, a transmutation serum.

Is there a red one? It's usually the red one!

Is there anything I could do to help?

It is I, Gruzinkerbell,

It looks something like this.

It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.

It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare

It's a great opportunity for me.

It's a restaurant!

It's about time you showed up,

It's empty, but we found traces of the PX 41 serum in it.

It's him.

It's horrible, isn't it?

It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer.

It's over, El Macho.

Jump!

Just watch this.

Just, you know, from the first time we met.

Kampai!

Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?

Kevin, the Wi Fi's out!

Kevin!

Kevin?

Kids eat free on Tuesdays.

Kids, right? They're funny.

Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias!

Kyle? Kyle?

Let us give you the proper send off.

Let's go to bed.

Let's try this one more time,

Lipstick taser!

Lisa's got Gruties!

Listen, Lucy, we may not get out of this alive,

Listen! I don't want a refund, I want the fairy princess,

Lock him up, lock up the son.

Look away!

Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this,

Look, look, look!

Look!

Looka too!

Looks aren't that important to her...

Lucia, I apologize.

Lucy, these are my girls, Margo, Edith and Agnes.

Lucy!

Margo!

Margo!

Margo.

Maybe you should just give them a call!

Me llama lama ding dong. Who cares? Let's go.

Mee maw, Mee maw!

Men like you, men like me.

Minions!

Mmm mmm!

Mmm mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. Jams and jellies.

Mr. Gru, please!

Mr. Gru?

Mr. Gru.

Mr. Ramsbottom?

My eyes!

My house is made of candy,

My mother is beyond compare.

My part for the Mother's Day show.

Nefario?

Never get older.

Nice to see you, Gru.

No serum.

No way!

No, he's not Kevin anymore.

No, I mean, sure. But it's not him, it is El Macho!

No, it is not cool!

No, it was horrible.

No, Jills, that is not happening. Seriously, I'm fine.

No, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!

No, no, no, get off the limb right now. No limb.

No, no, no. What do you mean she's not coming?

No, no!

No, no.

No, not her.

No, not yet.

No!

No!

No!

No! It is him, and I will prove it!

No! No!

No?

No?

No.

Nobody believed me!

Not if my wish was that I would get a lot of free coins.

Now he is an indestructible, mindless killing machine!

Now open for breakfast. And you are?

Now, go have fun!

Now, let's go get the...

Now, where is Lucy?

Of course not. I merely faked my death.

Oh, and, uh, just between you and me?

Oh, attitude! That's right!

Oh, come on. It's fun.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

Oh, girls! What are you doing here?

Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hey, Eduardo!

Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,

Oh, ho.

Oh, how about this impressive trinket?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I see you have already met my father.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it works so good.

Oh, look at you. Heh?

Oh, Lucy!

Oh, me now? Ah.

Oh, no. That's not good.

Oh, nothing. Nothing is wrong.

Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito is usually very friendly.

Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.

Oh, she's just, uh...

Oh, so, do you work out?

Oh, sorry, I... Freeze ray!

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine.

Oh, uh...

Oh, we're making great progress!

Oh, what? No. These locks are all mine.

Oh, whoops!

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're so funny.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Goodness.

Oh! Here. I wanted to give you this.

Oh! Kevin!

Oh! Oh! I know someone whose husband just died...

Oh! Okay, now for the announcement.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Thank you, Lucy.

Oh. There's a chicken.

Oh. Who's this?

Oh. Whoo!

Okay, fine, forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?

Okay, here is the question.

Okay, I see where this is going,

Okay, just because everybody hates it, doesn't mean it's not good!

Okay, let's go.

Okay, moving on...

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, that's not entirely true.

Okay, that's not helping.

Okay, that's weird. Why are you here?

Okay, this is bogus!

Okay, time for cake.

Okay, we need to choose a picture.

Okay, well, then maybe you can just use your imagination.

Okay, what are you doing?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On assignment from Silas. I'm your new partner.

One hundred percent! I am in!

One push of this button, and I send that rocket

Only this time, it's for real.

Ooh la la.

Ooh, Gollum!

Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, then let's get it.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Oops, sorry.

Oops! Sorry.

Open Up!

Or even steal the Moon...

Or there.

Ouch!

Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night

Over here! Over here!

Over here! Over here!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow.

Ow.

Owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall.

Peep peep peep.

Perfect! Time to go.

Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along,

Plus, you love her.

Pollito, he's usually not like this.

Pollito!

Precisely. And we believe that one of these

Proprietor of Mum's the Word Floral Shop.

Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.

Ramsbottom.

Remember when you said that I liked Lucy?

Remember, Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.

Riding a shark

Right, bring him in!

Right. Gotcha.

Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal.

Run!

Run!

Salsa?

Say What?

Scared? Of what? Women? No! That's bonkers!

Scary.

Scusi, what's happening here? She no like?

Second, after I did do that, I put it back!

Second, after I did do that, I put it back!

See if you can get closer. Go, go.

See you tomorrow.

Shall we take her home?

She kisses my boo boos, she braids my hair.

She kisses my boo boos, she braids my hair.

She kisses my boo boos, she braids my hair...

She, um...

Shh!

Shop owners is a master criminal.

Si, si. Si.

Sinister plots, large scale crimes, it's what I live for.

So glad you could make it, mi compadre.

So I need to ask you a question.

So if anyone's cool, it's me!

So, Eduardo's actually El Macho?

So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?

So, hugs, kisses.

So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome,

So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.

So, thanks, but no thanks.

So, this is your new job opportunity?

So, um... Pretty excited.

So, we got him.

So, what do we got? Who's on the list?

So, when you going on your date?

So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?

Solid.

Some headbands and...

Somebody's going to die tonight.

Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine a little chick popping out.

Soon I will unleash them on the world,

Sorry, gotta go!

Sorry, sir.

Sorry, you're gonna have to come with me.

Sorry! I guess you need your arms to tread water, huh?

Sorry.

Stall them!

Stop!

Straight into the same volcano where I faked my death.

Suspect number eight, Floyd Eaglesan.

Ta da!

Ta da!

Ta da!

Ta da!

Ta da! Ta... Ta da!

Ta da.

Tallyho!

Thank you, Doctor.

Thank you, Gru stewardess!

Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're the best fairy princess ever!

Thanks, Gru!

Thanks. You, too.

That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.

That is a pity.

That tastes good!

That you were both working for the Anti Villain League!

That's a good joke.

That's Agnes calling me from on the surface.

That's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blech!

That's awesome!

That's enough of the magic show.

That's enough, Agent Wilde.

That's impossible. She's on her way to Australia!

That's right, baby!

That's right!

That's why we brought you here.

The 21 fart gun salute!

The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario

The most magical fairy princess of all!

The plan is to set you up undercover

The same thing happened the other day with Gru, and...

The serum is in here!

The son, also! You got to get the son!

Then we notice.

Then what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?

There are no booby traps.

There are no rules, senor. It's Cinco de Mayo.

There must be the standard 6 feet of space between you and boys.

There she goes!

There you go, my sweet.

There you go. Those are Fred's, go crazy.

There's a look, there's a devilish look

There's much more to us than meets the eye.

There's no way you're getting out of this!

There's something I've been meaning

These are my trial wigs. You should take one.

These guys captured me!

They must get to know each other better!

They never found the body. Oh, no.

They'll be back.

This guy could have set. Huh? Come on.

This is going to be good!

This is just going to take un momenta.

This is the best party ever!

This may take a while.

This place is awesome!

This was fun.

Those girls totally adore you.

Three weeks, and we're still no closer to cracking this.

To go undercover and save the world!

To irresistible.

To make a spectacular return to evil.

To our Cinco de Mayo party?

To talk to you about for some time now.

To the bride and Gru!

Together!

Together?

Tom?

Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru.

Totally in!

Transferring to our Australian branch.

Trying to drown my sorrows in guacamole.

Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh?

Uh Oh!

Uh,

Uh, better make it quick.

Uh, Bruce Willis.

Uh, I counted 22.

Uh, no.

Uh, ooh,

Uh, sorry. Honey, we got to go.

Uh, sure.

Uh, yeah, probably.

Uh? Ah!

Uh? Huh!

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Um, hi, excuse me.

Um, I'll catch up with you guys later.

Um, recently, an entire top secret lab

Um, the thing is, Gru,

Um...

Underwear...

Underwear...

Underwear...

Up that tree!

Very important business.