Batman Returns (1992) Soundboard Edit

A batch of toxic waste. I'm your queen textile plant.

A child who spent his first Christmas and many since in a sewer.

A kiss under the mistletoe no mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

A little pied Penguin action.

Actually semi hard I'd say.

Actually, more of a question.

Actually, this is all just a bad dream.

Admiring your handiwork.

After I get down to the Plaza.

Albert, stop the car.

Alfred bring me some antiseptic ointment would.

Alliance, sorry.

Almost signals, and I don't think I like you anymore.

Alright, I'm homing in on the signals origin.

Alright, let's turn them around, yes, Sir.

Alright.

Although Selina Kyle might be there.

And are ticking time bomb about costume free prime.

And exactly why am I going to help you?

And sons, the ones you left defenseless at home so you can dress up, like jerks, get juiced up and dance badly.

And that instead of generating power, it will sort of be sucking power from Gotham City in storing it, stockpiling it.

And then with my parents try to understand why.

And who would you say this though?

And you get to watch them sink into a deep puddle of your industrial by product.

Angry man and Bird, my dear boy. Sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish most of the time it's a waste of time.

As a fashion wait, don't tell me naked sexual charisma.

As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted.

At the office 1/2 pint I'm talking gallon. Let's make a deal.

Back for more sexual escapades. Refused to share.

Bastard.

Be gentle, it's my first time.

Big Fish, I haven't been fed all day.

Bing speech because it will hurt. Too tired of this sanctimonious woman behind, always coming out on top when he should be 6 feet under.

Black phone.

Boy, I like to fill her void.

Boy, the news these days weird.

Burn baby.

But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it

But anyway, it's nice to see on the real world away from Shrek, yeah?

But first I need a cool drink of ice water

But I forgive them

But I hope and pray that batman will be present to preserve the peace

But I mustn't get sidetracked maxie

But I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby

But I want you to know that your elected officials and your police department have the situation well in hand

But i'm disappointed you're not coming home for christmas

But if we're gonna break ground when we gotta break ground

But in the meantime how about a kiss santie claus

But it's human nature to fear the unusual

But last night complete blur

But let's not forget about repairing the batmobile

But most of all I want to find out who I am by finding my parents learning my human name

But somehow you're a well respected monster and I am to date not!

But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress mayor

By the way how's fred atkins your old partner

Can I have your attention gotham city

Can we get a statement from you

Charisma Batman oh.

Check it out

Cheese

Chip

Circus is back with a freak show may not be suitable for kids

Circus return for two week kids will love

Citing another Penguin sighting? Check it out.

Come in

Come on down

Come on downstairs oswald I have a surprise

Coming

Comma you killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That three lives down you've got enough in there to finish me off. One way to.

Commissioner gordon can you confirm for us the reports we're hearing of batman's suspected involvement in the abduction

Complaints either.

Contempt for the czars of fashion

Cost more later, million said there's a million island.

Couldn't you just die

Crank the a c !

Crime boss

Dad

Dad go! save yourself! dad go!

Dad you buy that blurry business

Dale lot like that lonely Secretary syndrome might get.

Damn

Day eat floor high fiber.

Dear penguin the children regret they're unable to attend batman

Did somebody say fish

Did you miss me

Does it matter who's mayor it does to me

Don't

Don't adjust your sets

Don't be naive the law doesn't apply to people like him or us

Don't embarrass yourself max!

Don't hurt us lady our take home's less than 300

Don't peek you'll spoil it

Don't worry about it

Down oswald

Dr shaw says I need to be my own person not an appendage

Dressed up like Batman because he is Batman, you moron.

Drink your dinner

Dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering

Everybody back to work! let's make a mayor!

Everyone but the bandits will be slacking off till after new year anyway

Exactly and pushed the Princess.

Executive assistant

Featuring a poodle lady

Feeling good huh

Fifteen seconds to ignition

Find out for only 50 cents! come on!

Find weather 2 truths no.

First second third and fourth born!

Five you and me okay

Folks I know that to many of you gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days

For granted, life sabitch no. So am I.

Forgot my speech

Forward march!

Four five still alive!

Frankly I cringe mr mayor

Frankly I feel that's a bum rap

Fred fred's actually I believe he's on extended vacation he's good

From those of us at city hall to each and every one of you happy holidays

Gentlemen, start your screaming.

Get the picture

Girl to girl yeah be careful don't move.

Give the constitution a rest okay it's christmas

Good

Good idea

Good to have a family

Goodbye my unintended go to heaven

Goodwill toward men and women

Got dead there. It's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight.

Gotham lady perfume exclusively at shreck's department store

Gotta go girl talk.

Gotta hurry

Gravely assessing the devastation

Great idea not mine

Great speech oswald

Grotesque penguin man living in gotham's sewers! read all about the latest sighting!

Guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha? Hahaha.

Ha ha ha you missed

Handsome dazed and to die for

Have and you are the hottest young person. A rule model could have.

He didn't even lose a limb an eyeball bladder control

He knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself

He probably saved millions of dollars in property damage alone

He relied on a man a batman

He's dead now

He's like a frog that became a prince no he's more like a penguin

Heather, we do.

Hello mr shreck!

Hello selina kyle

Hello selina kyle (2)

Helpless old lady at 12 00 high

Here he is standing alongside gotham's leading citizen max shreck

Here reclaim your birthright

Here wear a button let me just get it on there

Hey girlfriend sure, oh you mean now as in serious no, I had one didn't work but when?

Hey just relax i'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of gotham!

Hey selina

Hey stud I thought we had something together

Hey why should I trust some cat broad anyway

Hi

Hi listen i'm sorry about yesterday but I had a pretty big deal come through fall through actually

Hi vick come on in

His parents

His parents again, this scene direct from Gotham Plaza where we have just witnessed the emergence.

His Penguin man here take the baby just don't hurt me please.

Hiya max remember me i'm fred's hand! you want to greet any other body parts

Hold on just sit for a second and relax i'll be right back

Hold your fire! hold your fire!

Honey, I'm home. I forgot I'm not married.

Honey, I'm home. I forgot I'm not married.

How about a statement people want to know

How about if you come over for an early dinner let's say 5 let's say 6

How about that

How can this be accomplished

How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless

How could you i'm a woman

How did you open protected files may I ask

How industrious

How is Sir plus Bruce Sherman? You know such?

How've you been

However at least one freak show performer vanished before he could be questioned

I am a man I have a name

I am God woman hear me roar.

I am the light of this city and I am its mean twisted soul

I believe the word you're looking for is.

I can't I have to be somewhere tonight

I can't prove it yet but we both

I challenge the mayor to relight the christmas tree in gotham plaza tomorrow night

I come from like you and like you I want some respect! a recognition of my basic humanity

I commissioned this report I thought you might want to take a look at it

I could free up some time

I could really get into this mayor stuff

I didn't say that

I don't care what the cynics may say this is the christmas season it should be a time of healing

I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.

I don't know anymore bruce

I don't know how these hacks sleep at night

I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for you with a minimum of fuss money jewels a very big ball of string

I don't see how but

I don't so no

I feel almost vulgar in this yuletide context mentioning the new power plant

I gotta get out of here

I guess i'm tired of wearing masks

I have a suggestion well actually really just more like a question

I have an entirely other purpose

I have but one pet cause today

I have enough signatures from shreck employees alone to warrant a recall

I heard on tv that catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds

I hope he finds them

I just couldn't live with myself

I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size.

I know all about you what you hide I discover

I know he's practically begging me to show

I know what men well then again there's you but you need therapy

I know you're all concerned

I like it but to get the mayor recalled we have to have a catalyst a trigger

I may have saved the mayor's baby

I mean about how the power plant is a power plant in name only since in fact it's gonna be a big giant capacitor

I mean it's not like you can just kill me!

I mean not complete amnesia

I mistook yeah isn't that what I said

I need to tell you, oh Bruce, yes.

I need you oswald I need you now

I only wish I could hand out more than just expensive baubles

I pulled all of the files on the proposed power plant and mr wayne's hope for investment

I remember sister mary margaret puking in church and betsy riley saying it was morning sickness

I saw her first gotta fly

I saw it

I suppose you feel better now sir

I think he knows who his parents are

I think perhaps I could help orchestrate a little welcome home scenario for you

I toiled for many years in utter obscurity beneath your boulevards

I tried to save you

I want in

I want it all comes down to it who's already I'm brela

I want to discuss just why you insist on languishing in gotham city as some lowly secretary

I want to play an integral part in his degradation

I want you to meet jen and josh my image consultants

I was surprised I don't like surprises.

I wasn't born in the sewer you know

I will relay the message

I wish I could hand out world peace and unconditional love wrapped in a big bow

I would love to live with you and your castle forever just like in a fairy tale.

I'd much rather not be disturbed now

I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using a vacation time. Good time too.

I'll come back later

I'll let the little prince live for now

I'll murder you momentarily

I'll need permits variances tax incentives that sort of pesky nonsense

I'll warm you

I'm a businessman tough yes shrewd okay but that does not make me a monster

I'm afraid the circus gang is back

I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken miss kyle

I'm bushed so here you come into the bedroom twitching your little tail my slippers in one hand a dry martini in the other

I'm jen hi

I'm just a poor schmo who got lucky and sue me if I want to give some back

I'm listed i'm tempted i'm working i'm leaving

I'm no cat i'm just an assistant a secretary and a very good one

I'm not really one for speeches so i'll just say thanks

I'm not sure I like the inference bruce

I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later

I'm ready max

I'm sitting there working and I turn around and there she is

I'm sorry i

I'm sure he's wonderful company but doesn't the gold plated bachelor bit get a little stale

I'm sure you have a lot of problems with your boss but who the hell do you think you are

I'm the one you want ask yourself

I've been down here too long

I've got my own things to tend to

I've got the coordinates

I've personally come for gotham's favorite son mr chip shreck

If his parents hadn't 86'd him you two might have been bunkies at prep school

If it works don't fix it

If my assistant was here she already would have escorted you out

If my life has a meaning that's the meaning

If there were such documents that's not an admission I would have seen to it they were shredded

Ignition estimated casualties after launch. 100,000 people.

Imagine a gotham city of the future lit up like a blanket of stars but blinking on and off embarrassingly low on juice

Imagine as mayor you'd have the ear of the media access to captains of industry unlimited poontang

In fact he makes me feel the way I hope I really am

In his presence to the world, all I want in return chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am.

In the plus column though she makes a hell of a cup of coffee

Ingenious costume

Investment and I even opened the protected files.

Is that why you cut short your vacation came back

Is the penguin a personal friend

Isn't it max not chip who you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage

Isn't it max shreck who manipulated and betrayed you

It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree

It makes women feel like women and the men have no complaints either

It should be a time of healing and I tell you that not only is an official, but as a husband and a father.

It was set up to look like I did this

It was set up to look like I did this. No sweat, I'll just tell the police. I was kidnapped by an ugly bird man with fish breath somewhere.

It's a blur

It's chilly in here

It's cold! it's vichyssoise sir it's supposed to be cold

It's dark in the mayor's mansion

It's got to stop and it's going to stop

It's not about power it's about reaching out to people touching people groping people

It's not as though we can take it to any old joe's body shop is it sir

It's not even accurate

It's not working

It's okay I had to go home and feed my cat

It's okay to be scared many of you won't be coming back

It's time

It's time for me to ascend to re emerge with your help your know how your savvy

Jealous because I'm I genuinely care and you also wear a mask.

Just kill me. Actually it's a lot like that.

Just like I was

Just like Iowa, and like me, a terrible fate waits for them.

Just relax i'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of gotham!

Just stop pussy having looking far.

Kill your appetite for destruction.

Ladies and gentlemen please if I could have your attention for just a minute

Lady perfume one width of this at the office and your boss will be asking you to stay after work for a candlelight staff meeting for two.

Last night's violence will not happen again

Lawn dart!

Let me ask you something why'd you come tonight you first to see you

Let me guess trust fund goodie goodie

Let's go outside

Let's make a deal other than my blood what can I do for you

Lighting of the tree.

Listen here's what I want you to do

Listen it's our secret honest

Listen why don't you come over and we can watch it together on tv what the tree lighting ceremony

Live for now in the duck.

Look batman napalmed my arm

Love you poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your brother.

Lowly assistant

Man, an aquatic bird boy.

Martini in the yellow please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.

Mary

Max all our studies show us we've got enough power to get us into the middle of the next century

Max elections happen in november is this not late december

Max schreck

May we rsvp in the resoundingly negative

Maybe but you don't have an issue max

Maybe i'll just give myself a bath right here

Maybe if you were chipping in instead of stepping out

Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license has expired!

Maybe with a little luck gotham will have its first merry christmas in a good long while

Maybe you can help me find the woman behind the cat

Maybe you should retire

Mayor mayor

Mayors come and go

McDonald's world we need to talk.

Me and max no this and max

Me too

Meantime i've got badder fish to fry

Meow

Meow

Meow (2)

Merry christmas

Merry christmas alfred

Miss kitty

Miss kyle alfred

Missing link between man and bird

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Mr cobblepot you'll never get a chance to settle up with them

Mr Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.

Mr mayor it's time to go down and bring joy to the masses

Mr wayne a reminder tonight is that loathsome party hosted by the odious mr shreck

Mr wayne is something wrong

Mr wayne told me to tell you that mr wayne

Must you be the only lonely man beast in town

My babies did you miss me

My babies!

My blood I gave at the office

My dear penguins we stand on a great threshold

My god it's true

My heart is filled with love I feel 5 feet tall

My name is not oswald! it's penguin!

My name's not penguin! it's oswald cobblepot

My question is what's your angle

Namely us

Nice birdie

Nice kitty nice kitty nice kitty

Nice suit

No

No actually I feel worse

No could you just make up a sonnet or something a dirty limerick

No darker than yours bruce

No I can't there's been a kidnapping

No I don't think so

No I told her everything

No I wouldn't be caught dead there

No it's a lot uh

No it's your house

No just give you a splitting headache

No just that this is not a rejection my abruptly leaving

No max

No no he'd have even more power as a martyr

No not really

No she was a photojournalist

No such thing one can never have too much power

No that's not you ahh there you are

No you don't seem like the type that takes orders from him

No you know what let her know not in some kind of dumb be my girlfriend kind of way

No! it's the hideous penguin man

Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer huh

Not chip if you have an iota of human feeling take me instead

Not even in office yet and already an enemies list hm

Not interested

Not that I have any faith in the mayor

Not that i'd ever pry

Not you and Max.

Not you!

Nothing must prevent that

Now don't give me a killing max won't solve anything speech because it will

Now i'm a little worried

Now pretty little thing nice and easy

Odd as it may seem max you and I have something in common we're both perceived as monsters

Of course I don't have a crime boss like cobblepot in my corner so

Oh

Oh but you can oh but you will

Oh come on can't you picture

Oh darn

Oh him again no bother he's already history

Oh i'm sorry you know what I mistook me for somebody else sorry

Oh my God, does this mean we have to start fighting?

Oh right

Ointment i've got scented or unscented

Okay 5

Okay go ahead intimidate me bully me if it makes you feel big

Okay let's see what i'd like to do first is to put these little glove thingies on you

Okay you got a point

Once we're both back home perhaps we can help each other out

One has just sprung to mind

One minute until ignition

One way to find out

Ooh

Ooh what have we here let's see

Oswald cobblepot filling the void

Oswald cobblepot the mystery man beast who's been romancing gotham today made his bid to run gotham

Oswald cobblepot!

Oswald controls the red triangle gang

Oswald is gotham's new golden boy

Oswald it's max

Oswald there's somebody here to see you

Oswald we need one more thing

Our community is coming apart in a season when it should be coming together

Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque

Our research tells us that voters like fingers

Outstanding

Part man part penguin! all horrifying!

Penguin army approaching launch destination at gotham plaza

Penguin I am not a human being. I am an animal cold blooded.

Penguin man of the sewer

Penguin sighting! check it out! man or myth what is he today's edition another penguin sighting

Penguin's not to be disturbed

Perchance are you a registered voter I am a mayoral prospect

Perhaps when I held my tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper instead of five chubby digits they freaked

Pick up those contracts from personnel and pick up the dry cleaning paper towels

Plan is forming.

Police have closed down the red triangle's fairgrounds

Power plant

Power surplus

Rats with wings do your thing

Read about the latest sighting of the penguin creature

Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! check it out people! read about it!

Ready I think i'll take the stairs

Ready when you are sir

Really

Reclaim my birthright you mean

Red triangle circus put on a swell show with fierce lions

Remember max you flush it I flaunt it

Remind me to take it out on what's her name

Right this way kiddies come on come with me

Right up in there.

Right, maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying it at Pony when she turned Sweet 16.

Santa claus afraid not

Saved by kitty litter

Say cheese

Saying it was morning sickness and I remember the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg.

Scare me no I was just scaring myself actually

Score to do after anywhere he wants, preferably some nice spot grotto or secluded hideaway.

Secretary

Security

See vicki thought

Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead or deeply resentful

Selina about that christmas getaway we planned i'll be going alone

Selina dear it's your mother just calling to say hello

Selina don't you see we're the same

Selina hi i'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you

Selina please

Selina please show out mr wayne

Selina selina kyle you're fired

Selina selina selina

Selina this is bruce wayne

Selina this is your mother call me

Selina this is your mother why haven't you called me back

Shall we change the channel for program with some dignity and class to carry on?

She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble reconciling them

She let me go I think because I reasoned with her girl to girl

She looked pretty scared to me

Shit!

Shit! I picked a cute one

Shows what you know mr to the manor born with a silver spoon

Shreck and cobblepot the visionary alliance

Shreck!

Shut up you're going to jail

Sidetracked oswald

Simple stuff that the good people of gotham take for granted!

Six seven all good girls go to heaven

So don't pretend this is a happy ending

So he survived what's the worry

So if we wanna just lose this

So mr penguin

So no hard feelings then

So what are we waiting for let's consummate our fiendish union

So where are all the children

Soft beds and we will snatch them, carry them into the store and toss them into a deep, dark water. Redgrave.

Some appendage!

Something is wrong. Stopping at Janice signal.

Soon one incident like the gulf of tonkin or the reichstag fire

Sorry

Sorry (2)

Sorry any plans you've got will have to go to the usual committees through the usual channels

Sorry max a die for a die

Sorry max didn't realize I made one

Sounds familiar

Sounds fun

Still could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.

Stop global warming start global cooling make the world a giant icebox

Subtle

Teach her my french flipper trick

Tell her there's a big business deal that came up

Tell selina you know miss kyle in there tell her I had to go out of town

Ten nine eight seven

Thank you

Thank you (2)

Thank you thank you

Thank you very much

Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen

Thanks

Thanks (2)

Thanks (3)

Thanks alfred

Thanks for saving the day batman

Thanks i

Thanks to batman the time has come to punish all of god's children

That could have come from anywhere

That's funny

That's lovely I really wish I could say the same but I came for max

That's my name maximillions don't wear it out or i'll make you buy me a new one

That's not a threat just simple numbers

That's the biggest parasol i've ever seen

The circus folded its tents yesterday perhaps forever after numerous reports of missing children in several towns

The globe! right here! 25 cents!

The glory that I yearn to recapture is the glory of gotham!

The heat's getting to me

The ice princess has been kidnapped

The liberation of gotham has begun!

The love connection perhaps

The mysterious penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby and announcing his presence to the world

The party never stops on selina kyle's answering machine

The Penguins are moving above ground.

The penguins have reached gotham square

The penguins seem to be converging on gotham plaza

The point is listen to them they've lost faith in old symbols

The point is max gotham city has a power surplus i'm sure you know that

The so called normal guys will always let you down sickos never scare me, at least they're committed.

The thorn in both our sides the fly in our ointment

The thought of busting batman makes me feel all dirty

The tree lights up and then I push the button no wait I press the button and then the tree lights up

The world's fattest man

Their progress mayor and don't deny it. Mr Cobblepot. We've got the magic.

Then think of you

Then you join them

There he is!

There he is! (2)

There is also something coming this way. Very large, very fast.

There's a big comfy california king over in bedding

There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back

There's security to consider

There's something else

These are the names of the first born sons of gotham city

They almost made off with our mover and shaker max shreck but

They just come and go blue bloods tire easy.

They seem to be turning around

They're ready to bond with you the icon of the future

Things change

Things change (2)

Thirty seconds until ignition

This evidence is purely circumstantial

This is a public place take a walk

This is gonna be good

This is your chance to fulfill a destiny your parents carelessly discarded

This is yourself calling to remind you honey that you have to come all the way back to the office

This power plant is my legacy it's what I leave behind for chip

This was found stained with blood in the missing girl's dressing room

This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in gotham plaza

This way ma'am

Those names are not for prying eyes

Thought Mr Penguin, a Penguin is a bird that cannot fly.

Tic tac toe

To cut down a whole crop of gotham's most promising before their prime

To destroy batman we must first turn him into what he hates the most

Today Ben the bat oh he might.

Today's issue! the penguin check him out man or myth

Tonight it's not even accurate. Batman blows it.

Tonight while their parents party they'll be dreaming away in their safe cribs their soft beds

Too good

Touch of the bubbly.

Touring the riot scene

Tragic irony or poetic justice you tell me

True, I was the number one son and they treated me like #2.

Two lives left I think i'll save one for next christmas

Uh-huh and the truth right in there.

Um i'm just boning up for your bruce wayne meeting in the morning

Um nobody

Um penguin I mean killing sleeping children isn't that a little uh

Um this is all very interesting though a bit on the technical side

Um well I figured your password was heraldo your chihuahua and it was

Um would you tell him for me that i've been going through a lot of changes and

Um your coat mr wayne

Unless you remembered to bring home the bruce wayne file because the meeting's on wednesday

Until ignition, I wouldn't put me on a pedestal. John Wayne. I'm on a slab.

Upstanding mayor stuff

Vicki ice skater or stewardess

Wait a minute

Wait let him through please

Was

Wayne i'll not stand for mudslinging in this office

We do

We have with us tonight a man who really needs no introduction he's given so much to our city

We need to talk you see you and I have something in common

We want the big guy! the guy who runs the show!

We'll celebrate tonight at my annual max querade ball

We'll do it another time then okay

We'll see

We're calling to tell you about exciting new gotham lady perfume

We're gonna disassemble his batmobile and turn it into an h bomb on wheels

We're gonna need signatures to overturn the ballot I can supply those

We're just calling to make sure you've tried gotham lady perfume

We're the same split right down the center

Welcome to the oswald cobblepot school of driving

Well come what may merry christmas mr wayne

Well here's hoping

Well I guess we're gonna find out

Well ladies and gentlemen I stand before you once again to denounce the urban chaos we seem to have to live with in our great city

Well let's start

Well that was very brief just like all the men in my life

Well that's a long story

Well was vicki right about your difficulty with duality

Well yeah

Well you almost made a monster the mayor of gotham city

Well you might not let me kiss you

What about the documents that prove you own half the firetraps in gotham city

What about the freedom to rediscover your roots with dignity and privacy

What are you talking about

What did curiosity do to the cat

What do you mean you and not you and max

What do you say

What do you want

What do you want (2)

What do you want (3)

What do you want right now? My troops are fanning out across town, fire, children. Yes, they are. First born sons, the one.

What do you want the direct approach? I admire that in a man with a mask act.

What happened did you injure yourself on that ski slope

What how can anyone be so pathetic

What is that supposed to hypnotize me

What is that thing a camera or something

What went wrong hang on I think I know you kept things from her

What you put in your toilet I place on my mantle

What're you waiting for the signal!

What's the deal mr shreck

Whatever

When it came time to ensure the safety of our fair city did the mayor have a plan no!

Where are my lists bring me the names!

Where is that

Where is that insufferable son of a bitch

Which bottom line she tries to blackmail me. I'll drop her out Ohio window mean time.

Which is a very novel approach i'd say

Which is why I hoped you'd snub him

While gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen thank you

Whistling

Who are you talent scout

Who are you who's the man behind the bat

Who is she? What is she? I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love.

Who let vicki vale into the batcave

Who'd have thought selina had a brain to damage

Who's there

Why are you doing this

Why are you doing this let's just take him to the police then we can go home together

Why are you now determined to prove that this penguin is not what he seems

Why are you still out are you concerned about that strange heroic penguin person

Why be biased male and female! hell the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high!

Why is there always someone who brings eggs integrated voice speech?

Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do to a child who was born a little different

Will you welcome please gotham's own santa claus max shreck

With pleasure

Wolf

Women nothing surprises me chip except your late mother

Working late

Would coming I'm in pains.

Would I go through all this trouble tonight just to kill you

Would you hurry up and get those kids loaded already

Wow the batman or is it just batman uh your choice of course

Wrong on both counts

Yawn

Yeah

Yeah go ahead and hit me

Yeah right but

Yeah we've met have we

Yeah well i'm gonna fight you on this i've already spoken to the mayor and we see eye to eye

Yeah well it's nice to be here

Yeah, a lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.

Yeah, the 2nd man who killed me this week, but I've got 7 lives left I tried.

Yes adulation is a cross to bear god knows I know

Yes he's a personal friend of this whole city so have a heart

Yes to you I seem pathetic but i'm a working girl gotta pay the rent

You all right you look like maybe you have the holiday blues or something

You ask me am I up here for personal glory no

You ask me how do I lure them in

You big baby! just blanks

You can't do that neither can i

You didn't invite me so I crashed!

You don't have an issue Max and you sure as hell don't have a candidate.

You don't need hands as long as you've got heart

You don't really think you'll win do you

You don't seem like the type who does business with mr shreck

You drive a hard bargain maxie

You got kind of a kind of a dark side, don't you know?

You know for a second there you really frightened me

You know I don't just light trees i'm an actress as well

You know what mr penguin sir

You lousy minx! I ought to have you spayed!

You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some bird man to see?

You mean frame him

You mean mistook me

You mean take off our costumes

You might be right

You said you were going to scare the ice princess

You see if I say yes then you're gonna think of me as a norman bates ted bundy type

You sent out all the signals!

You stupid corn dog oh god corn dog

You take one step closer mr man bat and

You think you could go 15 rounds with muhammad shreck

You want my old friends up there to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy

You won't regret this mr shreck

You'll have to go through me

You're at home in bed heavily sedated resting comfortably

You're beauty and the beast in one luscious christmas gift pack

You're catnip to a girl like me

You're coming with me you great white dope to die way down in the sewer

You're doing great mayor cobblepot

You're fired and Bruce Wayne. Why are you dressed up like Batman because?