Bert The Desk Clerk 2 Soundboard Edit

Are you on drugs?

Bert

Bert

Bird.

Bye.

Can you can you put your husband on the line?

Could you could you put your your husband on the line?

Could you let me talk?

Excuse me

Give him the telephone.

Give your give your husband the telephone.

Go back to sleep.

Hello Mitch.

Hello, are you on drugs?

Hello, I'm here.

Hello, put your husband on the line.

Hello, put your husband on the line.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey Mitch.

Hey.

How may I help you?

I called nobody.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know where you're talking about.

I don't understand.

I I want to talk to your husband now.

I thought you was my brother first.

I thought, yeah, I understand you. I thought you was my brother first, but good match.

I thought, yeah, I understand you. I thought you was my brother first.

I want to talk to your husband for a minute.

I work on a switch bird at a motel.

I'm a desk clerk at a hotel.

Is your husband at home?

Is your is your husband at home?

Let me talk to your husband.

May I speak to him please?

May I speak to your husband is your is your husband at home?

May I speak to your husband Mitch is your is your husband at home?

Mitch

Never heard of the name.

No, I don't.

No.

OK match.

OK, bye.

OK.

OK.

OK.

Omic

Put him on the line I want to talk to him.

Put your husband on the line.

Put your husband on the phone.

Put your husband on the phone. Is your husband at home?

Rick.

Ricochet

Scott

Sir, I don't know who you. Well, I know who you are, 'cause you do, but I don't know who this person is and I ain't called nobody.

So are you talking to?

Stretch.

Thank you for calling Best Western I could take you. This is Bert.

The person's name to which you think you're talking to.

This is Bert.

This is Bert.

Turnover on turned on on Monday.

Um?

What are you talking about?

What is wrong? Why are you upset?

What's the problem match?

What's the problem?

What's up?

What's wrong?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you?

Who is the person you think you're talking to?

Who is this?

Who is you?

Who is you?

Why are you saying this to me?

Why are you saying this to me?

Why are you speaking to me like this?

Why are you upset?

Yes it is.

Yes.

You called me, Sir.

You don't know who you're talking to.

You have no idea who I am, so how do you know that I've been doing anything?

You're talking to the wrong person.

Your your husband. I want to talk to him. Put him on the phone, give him your phone so I can. I want you to give him the phone now.