The Monkees - Season 1 Edit

A and it looks like the whole world is just running around in circles.

A beggar can look at a queen.

A big round of applause for Peter Tork.

A big shot for the Rabbit Breeder's Convention.

A big star is to have your clothes ripped off.

A bird, a real live bird, ladies and gentlemen

A brilliant idea.

A cartwheel, something. Do something, quick!

A chan a chandelier? What's that?

A comment on the over mechanized structure of our society.

A couple of kids that stumbled in on us.

A dance. One of your little, quick things.

A delightful woman.

A dog sir, but why a dog?

A dog?

A dog? This is a horse!

A dog. Now, how can a dog sound like a horse?

A drive and go anywhere you want to go.

A fair race; you won.

A feeble plot to discredit me.

A few minutes? Man, he's starting to get serious.

A few weeks ago, uh, when we, uh, just before we started the shoot,

A fox has stolen a chicken.

A free gift course for, in any field you choose,

A funk and a pony?

A girl that I knew somewhere

A girl that I knew somewhere

A girl that I knew somewhere

A good thief, but a bad speller.

A group of young men without whose help we

A gypsy has other means of persuasion.

A ha ha ha. You made it, Davy.

A ha ha, ah, thanks, and, and, and, and this is salt for you.

A ha, Toto! You have no stomach for ice torture.

A ha, well, it's the same thing then.

A ha!

A ha! Then you did sign the contract.

A ha! Well, I wanna tell you about my over here, camera.

A ha! What are you doing here?

A ha. Big chance.

A ha. Bye.

A heh heh. Don't look at the table.

A heh. He probably loves his mother. Heh heh.

A heh. Wah!

A human pyramid built upon one of our shoulders.

A hundred and ninety nine, two hundred eyes.

A hundred dollar a week? Peter, stars make more than a hundred dollars a week.

A hundred dollars.

A joke, a little joke. Get it? Huh. A little joke, about that big.

A kidnap?

A killing when he loses. Ha.

A kind of comedy descended from the Rome

A leg. A leg. A leg. A leg. There's a leg.

A little more. Here's about right. You okay?

A little shorter than it is now.

A little w it'll, it'll keep your sweat down.

A lot of groovy things have happened to us this year,

A lot of loose talk. You know what to do when you get to town

A lot of people who used to say you're gonna go to jail.

A man in love has the strength of thousands!

A man in love has the strength of thousands.

A man who saves a drowning person risks drowning himself.

A matter of minutes before the Monkees hit KRUX!

A mere technicality.

A message around his neck, and we can get him to...

A minute and twelve seconds. That's a new meeting record!

A mistake, huh? I'll "Zelda Baby"

A Monkee, and that my father's prejudiced?

A monkey? Bothered by hoarseness?

A musician?! Ah! I love the tuba!

A name to remember... what's the kid's name?

A nervous collapse that she's too nervous to even write this letter.

A normal brain should be out of commission for three days.

A one, a two, a one, two, three!

A one, a two, a three, a four!

A one, a two, a three, a four.

A one, a two, a three, four. One, two, three, four.

A one, a two, a three, one, two, three.

A pair of red maracas.

A pathological liar, and a sadist.

A penny for your thoughts. Oh.

A policeman. A cop, you know.

A principle?

A really front page affair sweetheart.

A robbery! Look, there's a robbery!

A rope is tied around a small ice cube, a razor sharp dagger is

A rule, yeah. Sure, when it's a championship fight,

A scarecrow in shorts. Just remember, you guys,

A sick owl?

A side of ravioli with some grated cheese.

A simple thought may occur to you

A simple thought may occur to you

A small minority?

A small minority. A small minority like a tribe

A song and you must be joking.

A speeding bullet's much faster than that

A tape recorder? Okay. Bring it in.

A teenage failure! He's made so many B pictures,

A teenager just stopped me and wanted a date.

A toast. The groom proposes a toast. To Milly.

A toy factory. Needs unskilled help, a non essential

A toy you can't throw away.

A veritable sea of telephones, just multi colored communicators...

A very nice man.

A veteri oh!

A victim?

A village they live about sixty miles

A waiter, please a! Can a waiter please a come over here?

A way out? Man, there isn't any way out.

A way with words.

A werewolf sometimes. Pretend to be a werewolf.

A, uh, C sharp.

About 12 noon, I think.

About happiness, are you Mr. Daggard?

About like clothes and, and hair and stuff like that,

About twenty minutes ago. I thought it was gonna

About two years.

About your what?

Absolutely not. No use to me as a work horse.

Absolutely.

Ac... in actuality, since I, since I was there,

According to my informants, Mr. Nesmith

Achoo!

Act, what act? We're not aerialists!

Actually sir.

Actually, I don't care.

Actually, we came by the bus, The Blim Line.

Adjusting things? In boots, you're five three.

Afraid you lose, Bat. All red ones.

After a concert, my ears are ringing for..

After all, it was me she was in love with.

After all, this is a chance to make a fortune or to lose a fortune.

After all, where do you find a guy that can't sing, act, or surf?

After all, you are the greatest judge of acting talent in Hollywood,

After all, you're a prince; you've got wealth and position.

After Jones' three KO's, the odds are pretty good on the kid.

After that, if we have to...

After them!

Again, babe, I gotta say

Again, babe, I've gotta say

Again, babe, I've gotta say

Again, babe, I've gotta say

Again, babe, I've gotta say

Agreed.

Ah ah ah ah achoo!

Ah chimp...

Ah ha ha, ha ha, ha! Now, you do what I told you.

Ah ha ha.

Ah ha ha. Very funny.

Ah man, that's my mistake sir, it's Gate 4.

Ah, achoo! Hay fever.

Ah, barging in on a man's case. Hm hm.

Ah, but we got contracts. Contacts, oh.

Ah, bye bye now! Ha ha!

Ah, cause it showed our honesty.

Ah, Chang. Please to remove hood.

Ah, Chang. Take off the hood, please. Grr!

Ah, come on, Davy; you could do it. You really could.

Ah, come on.

Ah, come on. No court in the world would convict me.

Ah, come on. We won't come on, let's

Ah, cream of root beer.

Ah, ha ha ha ha. Here they come now.

Ah, ha ha.

Ah, he's a sick man. Sick boy. Yes.

Ah, I bet you had a lot of heart Bessie.

Ah, I see you're coming around, Mrs. Purdy.

Ah, I'm afraid you did, old buddy.

Ah, is the meeting over?

Ah, it's almost foolproof.

Ah, Jeeves.

Ah, just a second. I have to phone the front office.

Ah, no, Mrs. Rudnick, I couldn't accept any money.

Ah, now I show these fools who laughed at me.

Ah, oof, that hurts my arm!

Ah, ooh, oh, ee!

Ah, she saw the horse and fainted. We gotta do something, Micky.

Ah, sure.

Ah, that's, well we should of turned left.

Ah, there you are, ha ha ha.

Ah, there's quite a crowd of new applicants assembled in the ballroom.

Ah, we're being invaded by martians. Ahh!

Ah, well, before we present our first gifted amateur of the evening,

Ah, yes. Excuse me, fellas.

Ah, you know, I was doing my werewolf imitation.

Ah, your TV's working mister.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ahh!

Ah! Good. Now, arms straight out.

Ah! It's those musicians.

Ah! Mister, mister!

Ah! Okay, here goes.

Ah! Ooh!

Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!

Ah! Wait a minute, Renaldo. These contracts are legal,

Ah! Yes, uh, champagne. Uh, only, only, only one who is born to

Ah! You are now my gypsy sons!

Ah. Possible. Possible.

Ah. That was a neighborhood. We'd call her from the street.

Ahem, may we have your attention, please?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh! Whoa! Ju uh, just a minute. Wuh! Wah!

Ahh.

Alexander Hamilton, you have accused me of treason,

Alias Tony the Rock, alias Tony the Slasher, alias Kissing Clyde.

Alice, sweetheart, loosen his gag, I can't hear what he's saying.

Alice! Mark! Adam! Michelle!

All day suckers.

All except the last part, master.

All gussied up there, you look nice, jewelry hanging off.

All I gotta do is adjust this one dial over here on the board, I oh!

All I gotta do is say 'Hello'?

All I know is early this morning, she was gone.

All I need now is a light. Wrong light. Ooh, that's better.

All I want you to do is impersonate Baby Face.

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All men must have someone, have someone

All night long, my father's been...

All of her?

All right Yakimoto, do your stuff.

All right, let's go.

All the discotheques, and still no luck.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

All the king's horses and all the king's men

All the king's horses and all the king's men

All the king's horses and all the king's men, hey, yeah yeah

All the king's horses and all the king's men, hey, yeah yeah

All the pigs in the world come over right to here. Go ahead, try it.

All the things that make life worthwhile.

All them high fashion magazines

All them high fashion magazines

All those people hate us?

All wrapped up in frowns

All you gotta do is stay very cool and remember these three little words.

All you have to do is sit down there and wait until I make their contact.

All: Goo, goo, ga, ga.

Almost directly, for everything you've seen here.

Alright baby. Yeah, listen I know, I know you're a busy man.

Alright Jimmy, now then.

Alright Jones, tell me what that tie pin does.

Alright lad, sit right down there.

Alright machines, can I have your attention please.

Alright mothers. All the mothers outside.

Alright Nesmith, tell me about your special cigarette lighter.

Alright Nesmith. Are all here now?

Alright now, keep your hands up high. Now, let's talk turkey.

Alright punks, where's the loot?

Alright Spider, give 'em your famous line.

Alright then, do the thing you do best.

Alright then, it's voted and agreed that we try and

Alright you guys, heist them.

Alright you're fired. All of you now, out.

Alright, alright, Joannie, baby. It's time for the biting on the next scene.

Alright, alright, off the set.

Alright, Argentina.

Alright, baby. I want you to ride 'em hard, and I want you to ride 'em low, right?

Alright, boychicks, gather 'round.

Alright, boys, let's hear what you can do.

Alright, boys. Now, sing!

Alright, boys. Round two.

Alright, but at least we can start with a bottle of champagne.

Alright, but remember this: the Dragonman knows your friend

Alright, but the first day you don't feed it, back he goes.

Alright, chaps, all clear. Let's have at it. Up and over.

Alright, Davy. This is the big one.

Alright, deal 'em. It's a girl.

Alright, fellas, knock it off. I've been thinking.

Alright, fellas, you asked for it.

Alright, fighters, go to your corners.

Alright, fighters, touch gloves.

Alright, Fuselli, that's my territory!

Alright, ha ha.

Alright, I am ready, eh?

Alright, I lose. Ha ha.

Alright, I'll do it. I'll go in there,

Alright, I'll meet you in the back room. Get going.

Alright, I've been very patient with you, and Buntz here will bear me out.

Alright, Jeeves.

Alright, let me ask you something. I mean, like,

Alright, let's begin the experiment.

Alright, let's play the game.

Alright, look, let's be grown up about this whole thing.

Alright, Modell. Front and center. I've got it!

Alright, Monkees, how about it?

Alright, now hold it. Oh, it's just perfect.

Alright, now take 'em into the kitchen, fast.

Alright, now that you're working for me, I want to make one thing very clear.

Alright, now, repeat instructions.

Alright, Pop. Get rid of the punks.

Alright, ready on the set. This is a take. Remember,

Alright, ready? Lights, camera, and action.

Alright, repeat after me.

Alright, sign here.

Alright, stick 'em up!

Alright, that's fair enough. When do we go to work?

Alright, this is very simple. You gotta put A in slot B

Alright, this way. Come on, boys.

Alright, we will steal the Maltese Vulture.

Alright, we're all men here, so I guess I can come right to the point.

Alright, what's going on here?

Alright, where's the dough?

Alright, you can cool off a bit now and then return to your rooms.

Alright, you kids, out!

Alright, you may examine the witness.

Alright, you've had your hour. Your time is up.

Alright! No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Alright. Quiet on the set.

Alright. Come on, boys. Come on. Come on.

Alright. Follow this way.

Alright. Get ready for the volleyball scene.

Alright. Goodbye, goodbye.

Alright. Hang on. Steady big fella.

Alright. Hey Davy, come and sit down for a second.

Alright. I believe you.

Alright. I got this hang up with my hands too. One.

Alright. I'll make you into a wolf man.

Alright. I'm just going for a walk on the beach.

Alright. Let's start the test here.

Alright. Mrs. Not What.

Alright. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Alright. Now you stand right there.

Alright. Okay, huh, what do you see, huh?

Alright. Stu Otto. How are you baby? Good to hear from ya.

Alright. Well, uh, shouldn't you better go and get dressed?

Alright. What do you want?

Alright. Which one of these bums gets this telegram?

Alright. You guys had enough?

Alrighty! Uh, we can take you on the thirteenth.

Am I glad to see you; now you can take your horse back.

Amateur hour is a very gifted folk singer,

Amazing.

An angel?

An answering service without their knowing it.

An autographed photo of Annette Funicello.

And a beautiful chair, and look at this table.

And a cheese Danish.

And a flurry of lefts and rights by Jones.

And a guitar.

And a guy with a face like yours could get hurt.

And a little quiet, you hope, if you can find it any place.

And a yawn by the, uh, I mean, right to the head by the Champ.

And actually, it will make an amusing anecdote for my book.

And after all, happiness is a very important product.

And all of a sudden there's one brief period of light,

And all Swedish nationals are to report to their embassy.

And all these things, when I see it in your eyes

And also a miniature Japanese cameraman.

And America will lose one of its

And and a full scale ride.

And and then, Gloria, my my Uncle Charles

And and they had a son who was Edward the Ninth.

And and you ask, you ask me, you ask me if I have a reason?

And another thing. All you ladies will find it a pleasure

And as for you, Doctor Marcovich, for helping America's enemies,

And be careful, 'cause I don't have any boots on.

And because you support, we'd like to thank you.

And been tied in a bow.

And big slicks on the back,

And Brett Chinkley.

And C in slot C and you make a bridge okay?

And charming personality David Jones.

And Choller Walltight.

And Chuck Hankley.

And Chuck Weekly.

And couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, would you hate us?

And David Bruntley.

And Davy can't rehearse, he can't practice, he can't play,

And Davy, you and I go down this end for some gas or something to eat.

And Davy's doing road work... I'm all alone, I...

And don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!

And don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!

And don't be slow, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

And don't forget collapse.

And don't yell at me; I only work here.

And esteem me, they do not trust me. En garde!

And everyday holds wonders to be seen

And everyday holds wonders to be seen

And everyday holds wonders to be seen.

And everyday holds wonders to be seen.

And food should not be eaten with the fingers.

And for such a pittance of a sum as a hundred dollars.

And for you, O'Leary, I got this little corner.

And fun!

And fun!

And fun!

And furthermore, cheap, very cheap!

And give it a flat tire and stand there scratching your head.

And go at an angle about like this over to there.

And Hank Chuckley.

And have things always been good?

And he didn't know how he would get through the forest

And he gets very seasick, but he still may be heading for the South Seas.

And he has a strange affliction called ballpointitis.

And he just heard a song I wrote,

And he may not want to give you your split.

And he once said, he said,

And he pulled up the car, and he's got his little sweatshirt on,

And he says it's the greatest thing he ever heard in his life,

And he says, 'Hello?'. I said, 'David, I've come from America'.

And he's big. He put this sweatshirt on and a Monkee hat,

And he's coming here with dispossess papers and then out you go!

And he's gonna give it to a big star.

And he's gonna give it to Joannie Jans and...

And he's in the bedroom, and if you could just follow me.

And he's no Davy Jones, either.

And he's out trying to find another group that isn't even trying.

And headed up the numbers racket there.

And here he is, Billy Roy Hodstetter.

And here he is, the swinging android.

And here I go again

And here I go again

And his opponent, in this corner, wearing red trunks,

And I admire your persistence, but you're wasting your time;

And I called to find out about any hobbies she's got.

And I came down to the uh, you know, the ramp from the plane.

And I can get them ten thousand dollars.

And I could hear my sister talking, and she says uh,

And I could pass her off as a duchess at an embassy ball.

And I don't care what they do when you pick the phone up.

And I don't care what ya say

And I don't care what ya say

And I don't care what ya say

And I don't care what you say

And I don't care what you say

And I don't care what you say

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

And I don't think I'm a goof.

And I feel that I must yield before The wisdom of a child

And I gave it to The Pelicans 'cause I knew they needed the work.

And I go again.

And I go into the hospital, and she says, "Okay, shaving time".

And I hope that Rob Roy takes this trophy and just loves it.

And I I think you're gonna like this one.

And I just wanted to tell you that I've got twelve grandchildren at home,

And I knew I must try

And I knew I must try

And I knew I must try To win

And I knocked on the door.

And I know I've got a lot going for

And I know that it's a drag for her to run off with Ludlow,

And I know that you've got to be

And I know that you've got to be

And I know that you've got to be ♪

And I know that you've got to be ♪

And I must go, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

And I must go, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

And I must go, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

And I must go, oh, no, no, no! Oh, no, no, no!

And I only want twenty five percent. Kill that Peter.

And I really got hung up on it, 'cause, uh, when I was a kid, I,

And I say they don't.

And I say they may have something there!

And I studied at the San

And I tumped over a general's airplane. One time, I was in the Air Force

And I want to know if you'll buy my cookies, please?

And I want to know why that's so important to you,

And I went over there and played with the damn with the swan for an hour.

And I went to... over here?

And I wonder if I may ask you a few questions?

And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could

And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could

And I wouldn't want to lose them for the world."

And I'd like a medium a pizza, very cheesy, very...

And I'll bring the pretzels, 'cause that's part of it.

And I'll probably end up getting killed.

And I'll throw in the service free.

And I'll try and get in the room.

And I'm looking for The Monkees.

And I've got some alterations to make.

And if you love a Thursday She's gonna break your heart

And if you love a Thursday She's gonna break your heart

And if you love a Wednesday You live your life apart now

And if you saw a fight or a person being beaten?

And if you say anything about what you've seen,

And if you take 'em off the air,

And if you're willing to help, we may be able to put Fuselli behind bars,

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame

And in a moment, the results of the contest.

And it all seems worthwhile.

And it comes back.

And it goes in this way and then you turn around...

And it seems to be known (Ho, ha ha ha)

And it seems to be known (oh, ha ha ha)

And it will be coming down here about three thirty this afternoon.

And it's 7:40.

And it's a drag, and you wouldn't want to do that,

And it's a hundred and fifty bucks cash.

And it's his daughter's sweet sixteen party next week.

And it's love you bring No that I can't deny

And it's love you bring No that I can't deny

And it's love you bring With dreams of bluer skies

And it's love you bring, No that I can't deny,

And it's love you bring, No that I can't deny,

And it's love you bring...

And it's love... Hello?

And it's my pleasure to give you a share of the jewels as your reward.

And it's time to act. It's time to end it all. Farewell!

And just look at 'em. Look at 'em!

And just play, like it was full of people screaming.

And lastly, we have Mike Nesmith,

And like a fool I believed her from the start

And like a fool I believed her from the start

And little money. That's not a happy combination, Mike.

And look out at this empty house,

And maybe a poker game, and

And my hair was on my shoulders.

And my heart has no doubt that you're

And no anchovies, 'cause they're salty, but I like it very gooey and messy.

And nobody's ever here even if somebody did call for a job,

And not only that, but not only that,

And now for our first letter. "Dear Doctor Sisters,

And now I know just why she, Keeps me hanging 'round,

And now I know just why she, Keeps me hanging 'round,

And now let's pay a visit to the Captain's birthday house. Hee hee! Heh!

And now let's play What's My Scene?

And now number sixty eight and slowly moving up the charts, it's now number two, two

And now we are ready for the final stage.

And now with you as inspiration I look toward a destination

And now with you as inspiration I look toward a destination

And now with you as inspiration I look toward a destination

And now, don't get excited; I can take a make up exam.

And now, for our first amateur, for all of you magic lovers,

And now, here is the world's best looking midget, Davy Jones!

And now, here they are again, that wonderful fun group: The Monkees!

And now, here they are: The Monkees!

And now, I want you to meet the star of our film,

And now, I'd like to have you meet the star of our film,

And now, ladies and gentleman. Mr. Mike "Wool Hat" Nesmith!

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great privilege

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the incomparabl

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the spectacular highlight of our show:

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the thirty foot knife throw.

And now, ladies and gentlemen. No milk.

And now, ladies, the moment you've been waiting for:

And now, Max, shall we attend to our wedding guests, hm?

And now, our next contestant is a fellow,

And now, the name of the winners of the contest, no other...

And now, the vote, ladies and gentlemen,

And now, Toto, for your instructions.

And on my left is the charming and delightful Peter Tork.

And on the last line, I'll get ya. En garde!

And on the way home, going through a little town,

And once again, we present: The Monkees!

And one unfortunate gesture on your part and Sigmund will, well,

And Peter gets this?

And Peter? Don't you get overheated playing ping pong all alone.

And Peter's gotta be the referee.

And put a pickup bed in the trunk, and old paint,

And put little bitty tires on the front,

And Red O'Leary should get this.

And remember, I don't like yes men.

And Reuben the Tadpole.

And science is, uh, uh, science.

And she woke me from my sleep

And she'll touch you

And she'll touch you

And she's gotta be stopped!

And since you're a woman, are you ever a woman.

And so I say, if any man among us has any reason

And so, everybody, here's crazy Rob Roy now.

And so, I bid you goodbye. You are really gypsies at heart.

And someday you'll own this hotel.

And spits. And screams.

And stabbing herself, and, uh, taking poison.

And Stupendous.

And Stupendous.

And Sunday makes a good wife She wants to be your bride

And Sunday makes a good wife She wants to be your bride

And take a giant step outside your mind

And take a giant step outside your mind

And take a giant step outside your mind

And take a giant step outside your mind.

And take a giant step outside your mind.

And take a giant step outside your mind.

And take fleas off of 'em, and put fleas back on 'em, and, uh,

And take it out of the wall safe that way.

And take the hood off of it and everything

And taking pictures?

And tell her all the things you never told her

And tell her all the things you never told her

And tell them I will contact them soon.

And tell them no more food to three oh four.

And that is digging things that are ugly. You know?

And that means it's time for fun!

And that, gentlemen, was a humble example of perfect archery.

And that's The Astonishing Pietro.

And that's when you walk out there on the stage, you know.

And the Champ is filled with new energy.

And the executive committee will have made a decision by this afternoon.

And the few that will slip through our net will be

And the fighters have now been told that in the event of a knockdown,

And the food'll get cold.

And the plaster's falling.

And the Purple Flower Gang is behind bars, get it?

And the sinking of the Lusitania was mine.

And the three of us will go over to April's house,

And the toadstools were beginning to,

And then an hour of calisthenics,

And then an hour of shadowboxing, and then you

And then destroy the paper.

And then everything'll be alright.

And then the machine started asking me questions like...

And then the queen drinks the poison, and then she dies.

And then there's time and a half for overtime.

And then they made us forget it.

And then they put me in a private school for a year, but I didn't like that,

And then we could pay you off. What do you say?

And then when I was eight years old,

And then you stick out your pinky. Innit that nice?

And then you're gonna stand on the chair,

And then you're gonna, pwop, kick the chair out from under you.

And then, our most recent hit,

And then, you know what we do, grubchicks?

And there ain't anything you can say or do that's gonna change that.

And there is no further business

And there was like ten big guys and little old me.

And there you'll see it, in neon letters, ten feet high, your name: Mike Nashburt!

And there, that I would be forced to take your dance class for life?

And there.

And there's always one hotel with a lot

And they all watch the show just because The Monkees is on it.

And they don't know who they are. He's out trying to find them.

And they don't really think I should go into the fight business.

And they sat around a house, and the four

And they wanted to make me out something special.

And they're coming into the ring now for round four,

And they're in black and white, so don't worry, the color is okay.

And they've been using this place to place their bets.

And this guy walks up, and he's got a he's a reporter,

And this is Dank Barkley.

And this is Irving other here.

And this is John Smith.

And this is Micky Dolenz.

And this is your big chance, and you've got to take it.

And this prize of my collection, Bobby Darin Sings his Bank Book.

And this unresolved conflict could lead to a nervous collapse.

And thus, will it always end for men who use

And to think we met crossing the street.

And to top it off, he doesn't even know who they are.

And twenty two thousand extras.

And two guards will be on duty in this corridor.

And uh, uh, try this, you can do this.

And unfortunately

And unfortunately

And unfortunately,

And unfortunately,

And Vanessa is failing rapidly.

And very hungry.

And Victor's our star performer.

And walk beside you, but until then

And walk beside you, but until then

And walk beside you, but until then

And we are going to enjoy ourselves thoroughly.

And we can give this to Benny the Book.

And we couldn't even carry a tune in a bucket.

And we don't have a cat either... um, uh, bye!

And we got cut off. What we gonna do now?

And we got to get the call to Inspector Blount.

And we make a killing when he loses.

And we really appreciate it.

And we thought they were ghosts.

And we tried to cheer you up or something, you know.

And we tried to tell you, but, uh

And we want each of you to have one of these good luck charms.

And we we'll see each other again, I'm sure.

And we will show you that a gypsy knows how to laugh.

And we'd really like to thank you for watching.

And we'll have those contracts in the mail early in the morning.

And we'll just blow everything up. A hiccup.

And we'll just call 'em up.

And we'll meet here tomorrow night before the pickup.

And we're going to keep you to them.

And we're on the air now, be cool. Let me ask you,

And we're supposed to be on the show.

And we've regained all our musical talents.

And welcome to our man in the street interview.

And what did your father do?

And what happens when a toy won't assemble or is destroyed?

And what is your occupation?

And what it, what happened

And what will you pay the performers with? Why would they come?

And what you were like when you were a little girl,

And when is that, Sire?

And when it first happened, there was a few comments made.

And when we get back, she'll be all yours.

And whereas nobody answers the phone,

And whereas, uh, there's got to be somebody

And whoever the bottle points to gets a kiss.

And why not? What's so surprising about that?

And with as little talent too.

And you are gonna jump through the hoop, man. No.