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And I didn't think it was a whales dick honey
And I didn't think it was a whales dick honey
Because I get off on it
Because I get off on it
Boy I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now
Boy I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now
Chat my name is chat
Chat my name is chat
Chet Donnelly - Weird Science Soundboard Sound
Chet Donnelly - Weird Science Soundboard Sound
Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddamnit
Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddamnit
Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet
Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet
For christ sakes will you cover yourself
For christ sakes will you cover yourself
Fuck you stupid bitch
Fuck you stupid bitch
He cheeks you die
He cheeks you die
He hit me with your best shot
He hit me with your best shot
Hey oh alright
Hey oh alright
Hey that looks pretty good they'll make yourself one dick weed
Hey that looks pretty good they'll make yourself one dick weed
How bad a nice crazy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray
How bad a nice crazy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray
I'm even considering making up some shit
I'm even considering making up some shit
I'm not a moron you know
I'm not a moron you know
I'm sorry why it i'm sorry for being such a shit to you all these years
I'm sorry why it i'm sorry for being such a shit to you all these years
Quit strewn around isn't funny
Quit strewn around isn't funny
Set my grandparents
Set my grandparents
Sorry
Sorry
The first i'd like to butter your muffin
The first i'd like to butter your muffin
The student but lied
The student but lied
We still have a messed up my room OK I won't show enough promise all turning your back
We still have a messed up my room OK I won't show enough promise all turning your back
Yeah
Yeah
You spit in this
You spit in this
You're dead meat pilgrim
You're dead meat pilgrim