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The Great Outdoors "The Great Outdoors" is a captivating film that captures the essence of adventure, family, and the

The Great Outdoors

"The Great Outdoors" is a captivating film that captures the essence of adventure, family, and the beauty of nature. Released in 1988, this comedy movie explores the unpredictable escapades that a family encounters during their summer vacation in the great outdoors.

The film stars the brilliant comedic duo of John Candy and Dan Aykroyd. John Candy, known for his natural charm and impeccable comedic timing, portrays Chet Ripley, a good-natured and easygoing family man. Dan Aykroyd shines as Roman Craig, Chet's eccentric and ostentatious brother-in-law. The chemistry between the two actors is simply electric, enhancing the hilarity of their on-screen antics.

The story follows the Ripley family, headed by Chet and his wife, Connie, played by Stephanie Faracy. They decide to take their two sons, Buck and Ben, on a vacation to a picturesque lakeside cabin in Wisconsin. Little did they know that their peaceful getaway would soon turn into a series of laugh-out-loud misadventures.

As the story unravels, Chet and his family encounter a plethora of bizarre and comical situations. From a bat-infested cabin to an unwelcome encounter with a grizzly bear, their vacation takes unexpected turns at every corner. The film showcases the timeless themes of family unity and the importance of embracing the unpredictable journey that life throws at us.

"The Great Outdoors" offers viewers a fantastic blend of comedy, adventure, and heartwarming moments. It paints a vivid and picturesque canvas of the breathtaking wilderness, emphasizing the allure and grandeur of the great outdoors. As the Ripley family navigates through their vacation, they learn valuable life lessons while immersing themselves in the beauty of nature.

The film's soundtrack beautifully complements the narrative, enhancing the emotions and energy of each scene. From the upbeat melodies accompanying the family's exciting adventures to the calming tunes during tranquil moments, the music creates an immersive experience for the audience.

You can now play and download these incredible sounds, and let yourself be transported to the nostalgic era of classic comedy movies. Immerse yourself in the charm and humor of John Candy and Dan Aykroyd as they bring the characters of Chet and Roman to life. Indulge in the laughter and heartwarming moments that "The Great Outdoors" offers.

Whether you remember watching this film with fondness or are discovering it for the first time, "The Great Outdoors" is a timeless comedy that will leave any audience in stitches. It captures the perfect balance between humor, adventure, and the unbreakable bond of family.

So, grab your popcorn and settle in for a wild ride. Experience the joy and laughter of "The Great Outdoors" as it takes you on an unforgettable vacation filled with hilarious escapades and a deep appreciation for the wonders of nature. This is one film that will leave you longing for your own adventure in the great outdoors.

Play and download these incredible sounds from "The Great Outdoors" here and see why this film has become a comedic classic that continues to entertain audiences of all ages.

A bald headed bear!
A bear story.
A dead one. Huh?
A green belt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility
A plant infested no man's land like this and live like a barbarian for a week?
A pontoon boat, you go out and, you know, you cruise the lake.
A present from me to you.
A story that might save your lives
A true bear story.
A unique investment opportunity came my way.
About cuddly,
Absolutely.
Actually, I just took a moment to think things over.
Afraid of a little bat.
After all the disagreements that you and Chet had,
Ah, get the barbecue going, get some hot dogs on there.
Ah, he's going. All right.
Ah, jeez. All right, all right, all right. Okay.
Ah, no!
Ah, shit.
Ah, they'll be tickled to death to see us.
Aha! What did I hear?
Ahem. Girlfriend?
All right, all right, what are you saying? I'm being silly?
All right, all right. But you gotta promise me
All right, all right. I got it, I got it.
All right, calm down, calm down.
All right, continue.
All right, do that. That would help.
All right, don't! Don't. Don't!
All right, girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tompkins on the cheek?
All right, I'll just drive out.
All right, just a second.
All right, let's leave this stuff right here, okay?
All right, spread out. Let's look for them. Let's all just...
All right, troops, mount up. We're ready to roll.
All right, uh!
All right!
All right? I'm walking, you're walking.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. That was your last chance.
All right. Fine. You're ready. Okay.
All right. Have you got it?
All right. I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted beef barley soup.
All right. Just please tell her that Buck called.
All right. Let's split up.
All right. Look at those bears!
All right. Okay, come on.
All right. On "ready."
All right. We'll get it out. We'll get it out. Chet? What?
All right. You may be right. Yeah, he's looking at us.
All right...
All safely contained, sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries.
And a little more time with us, things would be different.
And a story he used to tell about a family that went into the woods
And all that separated me from that bear
And by the way, don't steal any of our stuff.
And by the way, that story about you and your brother in the can at the wedding?
And casually stroll along life's path.
And don't drive too fast. All right.
And even if there were a bear out there, I'm in the house to protect you.
And get on each other's nerves so badly over the past week,
And he'd tell us about the bald headed killer bear
And I hurt.
And I knew that if I was ever to give you something,
And I like lips!
And I really don't remember saying that. But if you said I did,
And I think it's great that he accepted your offer.
And I think it's great that you're sharing it with him,
And I want the boys to have the same memories.
And I will be Burt.
And I'm gonna tell you something I had previously decided not to.
And I'm sure his dad told him, and I'm telling you.
And if you or any member of your party orders the Old '96er and finishes,
And it probably is.
And it was hungry.
And let you hook into a 1,000 pound blue marlin.
And my kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears?
And not worry about running into anybody.
And now I'm giving it to you.
And still part on good terms.
And suddenly it let out this God awful roar.
And that all of what Uncle Chet was saying
And that's not counting what we spent on Lysol.
And the walls started shimmering and the floorboards started lifting.
And the whole week you'll be here!
And then that bucket of salad.
And then the...
And there
And there was that bear right in the window.
And walk yourself to the Laundromat
And walk yourself to the Laundromat
And was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric patients
And we had a great European vacation planned.
And we heard this terrible noise out by the trash cans.
And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?
And when I get cut, it hurts. And that cut me.
And when you've finished doing that
And when you've finished doing that
And where are you gonna be after work at 8:00?
And you want to wish happy birthday to a guy you never even met?
And you're leaving in three days.
And your father and I...
And, uh, I went downstairs
And, you know, I thought it was a wonderful moment of trust on his part
Answer me one question. Sure.
Anybody home?
Anyway, the kids go there and they yell down the hole
Are we gonna ski or what?
Are you all right? Yeah.
Are you gonna argue, or are you gonna enjoy yourselves?
Are you jealous, Chester?
Are you kissing him or are you calling him?
As a matter of fact, I don't remember anybody inviting you up here.
As for me, I find it more interesting to pay my respects
As I was sitting there thinking about people
As long as he's sharing my cabin. Katie!
As your father,
At our wedding,
At the bank on Monday, if that's okay.
Attaboy, Benny! All right, that's my man!
Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt heads. Right?
Aw, jeez, Roman, do you have to be...
Baby, I knew you'd understand.
Beautiful stuff. Hey, that's all right.
Because I heard you say, and I quote,
Because it might be the bear!
Because this is so good and so sure, it should be illegal.
Because you are blood. You're family.
Believe me, that's what I do for a living.
Ben, do you understand what's going on here, son, huh?
Benny...
Big bear chase me!
Big bear chase... Big bear chase...
Big bear!
Big bear!
Big bear!
Big bear. Big bear chase me.
Big man pizza. What are you hiding?
Big one. Big spider. Big spider.
Big pizza!
Big spender.
Big! Big! Whoo, big!
Big? All right, I'll make a big one.
Bill died in the car on the way over here.
Blow it. Shall I?
Bon appétit.
Boy, he was something! I salute him!
Boy, I haven't seen weather like this for years.
Boy, what a beautiful sky!
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Buck already found the toilet seat. It was on the sun porch.
Buck and I are getting a pontoon boat, right, Buck?
Buddy Reiser died.
Buddy, you're gonna know what fishing's all about with a capital "F".
Burt. A guy named Burt.
But I'll get by.
But I'm just like any other human being.
But it's loaded.
But now I wear a blue runner's jacket and fetch coffee.
But she's a real bear. Won't give it up to me.
But that doesn't mean I didn't mean what I said. For the most part, it's true.
But we gotta get some sleep.
But you come with me up to the Norfolk Canyon off the coast of Virginia,
By the way, Herm, you make a lot of tips on this job?
By the way, is it paid for?
Bye, bye.
Bye.
Bye. Goodbye.
Call me that one more time, you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead.
Cammie, if you're out there,
Cammie, phone.
Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are you hungry?
Can I go now? Thank you very much. Thank you. Go, go, go.
Can I help you?
Can I see you?
Can I sit down?
Can you understand that? I'm tired, I'm stinky.
Cara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara! Mara!
Cara? Mara?
Care to put it to a vote, Chester?
Chase me!
Check out the shotgun lamp.
Chester! Buckley!
Chet Ripley. How do you do?
Chet, I came up here to talk to you about an investment.
Chet, I don't like them youngsters climbing around Mr. Tompkins like that.
Chet, I'm gonna level with you.
Chet, we got it.
Chet!
Chet! Chet, they're all right!
Chet! Chet!
Chet?
Chet? Where are you?
Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick! What a great surprise!
Christ almighty! Oh, jeez, my head!
Come back. I'll be back.
Come on in. I'm making you a sandwich.
Come on, Ben, what are we gonna do?
Come on, Chet, stop. What are you doing? I'm not doing anything.
Come on, Chet. Better ride up here.
Come on, everybody.
Come on, girls, let's go. Very good idea.
Come on, I'm mad. I'm mad.
Come on, it's cute.
Come on, it's this way.
Come on, no further excuses, all right?
Come on, Roman, it's got ears!
Come on, Roman.
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
Come on, you little sonar guided rodent.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! More!
Come on! Yeah!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on! Let's...
Come on. Here's some more.
Come on. I'll let you row.
Come on. We'll all pitch in later and clean this up, all right? Let's go.
Come on. We're at the house by ourselves.
Come on. What are you doing? Come on.
Come on. You're gonna have fun from now on in, I promise you.
Come over. Let's see a little action. After all, you know everything.
Coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure
Connie, bats carry rabies, don't they?
Connie, stay down! Stay down!
Connie. If he beats us...
Could be traumatizing for kids like yourselves.
Couldn't meet my calls. I lost my seat on the exchange.
Crazy, bloodthirsty as ever.
Crazy! Stop.
Cut it out, will you? They don't bite.
Dad, Dad, Dad, no one's denting anybody.
Dad, hurry up.
Dad, I wouldn't do that.
Dad, isn't it illegal to drive with a bear on your hood?
Dad, keep your eye on the bat, okay?
Dad, that's my hook.
Dad, to the memories.
Dad, you're not gonna kiss me in the boat under the moon, are you?
Dad?
Dad.
Damn! Come on.
Did I tell you what we did in the Euro currency futures market last week?
Did you hear what I said?
Directly from the mouths of babes, Chet.
Do city boys always talk to themselves?
Do it
Do it on the floor.
Do that Jerk, oh
Do the Alligator
Do the Alligator
Do the Watusi
Do the Watusi
Do you feel better? I do, and I'm sorry.
Do you happen to remember the substance of that conversation?
Do you remember inviting him?
Do you see him? He's hiding.
Do you sense the presence of an alien life form?
Do you speak English?
Do you understand what your mother and I are trying to say?
Do you? Yep.
Does that really work?
Does this mean we won't get a Christmas present from Uncle Roman?
Doesn't it? Smells the same too.
Doin' the Watusi
Don't call me Chester!
Don't do this here. Let's go to the bedroom.
Don't give me any lip, okay? There's too much lightning going on out there.
Don't look out the window.
Don't push it, Roman!
Don't think about anything like tight places.
Don't worry about it. It happens to me all the time. It's no big deal.
Easy, easy, easy there! Easy!
Easy. All right. Okay, have it your way.
Entrails, syringes, fluid, blood, low grade radioactive wastes,
Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.
Especially since we threw aside our plans.
Every bit of it.
Everybody eats for free.
Exactly.
Exactly. All right?
Excuse me. Can we get some service over here?
Exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products.
Fangs
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
Fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them.
Fishing boat's shoving off in 15 minutes.
Focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse,
Folks, don't mind Wormer. She hates people.
For the first time in your life, be their father!
Found this family in the woods,
Frightening.
From my $15 imitation Bally slip ons to our replicated Rolexes.
From what I gathered from Connie, it's probably half a year's salary.
From whatever it killed before it got to our cabin.
Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?
Gee, I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that!
Gee, just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate.
Get all that garbage out of sight
Get out of here.
Get rid of that. You're getting the good air in there now.
Get the hell in the car. We gotta beat Uncle Roman home. Move it! Move it!
Get the light on him. Get the light on him.
Getting a breath of night air.
Girls, your dad will be right down. Daddy's coming.
Girls!
Girls! Cara! Mara!
Girls! Girls, is that you?
Give me a hug, will you? Come on. Dad...
Give me a hug. What?
Give me four chili dogs and two plain dogs, please.
Give me nightmares for a month?
Glad to see you. Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go away!
Go faster!
Go in there and get that radar guided vermin.
Go wash, go wash, go wash! In the bathroom. In the bathroom.
Go, Cara, go!
God, I would've thought they made some improvements or something.
God! Great.
God! That's gotta hurt!
God. Thanks a lot!
Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.
Good evening, sir. Happy birthday.
Good evening.
Good night.
Good night. Sleep tight.
Good point.
Great, I'll meet you at 9.00.
Great.
Great. Okay. Then that's fine.
Guess this means that I met my first local.
Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on. We're almost there. Almost there.
Has everybody got their leech?
Have you ever seen whiter whites?
Have you seen my ass lately? No, not recently.
Have you seen them?
Have you seen them? No.
He ain't no jungle gym.
He gets a couple cocktails into him, he becomes an expert on everything.
He is not staying at our house.
He looks a little worse for wear, doesn't he?
He lost his mount. Hey, how you doing there, trooper?
He must be hard of hearing or something.
He was your mentor, wasn't he?
He works terrible hours. Travels.
He'll jump right off, son. Don't you worry.
He'll think it's daytime like this.
He's a pretty big bear.
He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it now, Reg?
He's got the hair. You don't have to say anything.
He's making what?
He's not done yet.
He's not finished, that's it. When he finishes, he'll go.
He's on my face! He's on my face!
Hellish, torturous behavior modification experiments.
Hello! Hello! Anybody home?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Jerry Asmuth, please. Roman Craig.
Help me, for God's sake!
Help out a bit, will you?
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Here comes the rope.
Here it comes. We'll be going home soon.
Here we go! Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go. You all right?
Here you go.
Here's the fence. Here's the fence.
Hey, buddy, you pay for the drinks. I gotta go to the john. I'll be right back.
Hey, come on, watch the paint job.
Hey, come on. Whoa! Hey, ow!
Hey, Dad, let go of the rope!
Hey, Dad.
Hey, don't talk to adults that way!
Hey, easy on the roof, pal.
Hey, he's back, everybody!
Hey, how about if the kids go out and catch fireflies.
Hey, I'm enjoying! Chet's arguing.
Hey, I'm telling you, that baby was bred for packing.
Hey, I'm trying to read here.
Hey, it's crowded. Hey, this is great.
Hey, look, I was picking my moment.
Hey, look, now, whatever you want to do.
Hey, look.
Hey, shoo!
Hey, shoo! Go on!
Hey, take your hands off her! You wanna go right now?
Hey, wait for me!
Hey, Wally! How you doing?
Hey, you gave her a world class goose with the pool cue, Buck.
Hey, you wanna take a spin in the rowboat?
Hey! Come back here! Son of a bitch!
Hey! What the hell?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Easy, easy. Now, let's just walk back to the stable.
Hi!
Hi!
His hair turned white 'cause lightning hit him.
His kids, they're spooky, all right?
Hit him with the poker! Hit him!
Hold still!
Holy jeez.
Holy shit!
Home? We've got a whole day of activities planned. A little nap.
Honey, come on! Whoa. Whoa.
Honey, he's waving.
Honey, honey, honey, no!
Honey, I found out what was stinking up the shower.
Honey, if he beats us, he'll get the good spot in the garage!
Honey, maybe we shouldn't tell this story right now.
Honey, that's bigger than our honeymoon cabin.
Honey, they don't like bugs.
Honey, you're a stud. You look great on that horse.
Honey, you're scaring me. Are you all right?
Honey?
Honey.
How about a nice club soda, please? I'm driving tonight.
How about a nice group photo, huh? Give me your camera. All right, everybody get in there.
How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, huh?
How about that, huh?
How about the gourmet here? You know what he wanted? Hot dogs.
How about you, Chet?
How are those tails?
How can you say that's true of me?
How could you do that? I didn't do that. He did it.
How did you know?
How is he?
How many times have I told you?
How many times have we invited Chet and Connie to the islands with us? A dozen?
How thoughtful. That's really nice.
How you doing, Cammie?
How you doing, handsome?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How's it going?
Huh? Are you scared or what?
Human blood.
Hungry for blood!
Hurry up!
I also knew you wouldn't let me come up here and put the bite on Connie and Chet.
I am not going back in there until you get it out.
I am not taking any more of Roman's crap.
I am not wimping, all right? I'm just thinking, that's all.
I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say.
I came up here for a reason.
I came up here to offer you a chance to make some really big money.
I can walk back when I'm done.
I can't believe that I'm actually gonna miss this place.
I can't believe you, Dad. All right?
I can't hold on much longer!
I can't see anything.
I can't tell you...
I did it!
I did it.
I don't believe... I don't believe I heard you say that.
I don't know in this state, son. Look, I just don't...
I don't know what to say, Roman. I... I...
I don't know, Dad. Come on. Let's do something.
I don't know, he's shaking. Some kind of a new dance or something.
I don't know. He's in the rafters. He's refueling!
I don't know. I'm waiting for it to happen.
I don't know. Right over there, behind you.
I don't know. What's the house specialty?
I don't know. You're the one who lives here.
I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot?
I don't own the park.
I don't think so. How you doing?
I don't think we have to kill it, mom.
I don't wanna do this, but you forced me to. Remember that.
I don't wanna play fashion parade. Why?
I don't want to hear anymore about anyone blowing anything out their ass.
I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way.
I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight
I feel like a real idiot.
I felt my plaque start flowing again!
I found your youngsters inside the mine perimeter.
I go to work every morning.
I got an unbelievable investment opportunity for you.
I got everything. I'm here.
I got him!
I got to go.
I got you! I got you!
I gotta go back.
I grabbed the shotgun off the mantle.
I guess I'm old fashioned. I like assholes.
I guess the medley of perch.
I had a lot to drink that night.
I had a really good time.
I hate to do this to you.
I have great memories of this country when I was a kid, you know, and I used to come up here with my dad
I hope so. Wouldn't that be great?
I just feel like a little kid. I feel a lot better.
I just got here. I'm from... Chicago.
I just see, uh... I see trees.
I just want you to know I don't blame you for hating me.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew then that it was either the bear or your mom and I.
I know it to be true.
I know that a terrifying story like that
I know that because I had a similar experience with my Uncle Roy
I know that. Turn out the lights.
I know the Heimlich maneuver.
I know. That's why I came up here.
I like it like that
I lost everything.
I love it when you're Burt. You're always...
I love to see him relaxing.
I made it up.
I mean it.
I mean our kids.
I mean that as a compliment. Oh, thanks.
I mean, he lives way the hell out in Oak Park.
I mean, I've dated girls, but, you know,
I mean, why can't they connect with me?
I mean... It's a hole in the earth.
I might want to involve in this venture, well, your name came up.
I must have.
I need somebody to help me say it one time
I need somebody to help me say it one time
I never had one I'd call my girlfriend.
I ran into the living room.
I see a paper mill, and, if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation.
I see a syndicated development consortium
I see the underdeveloped resources of Northern Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan.
I sure as hell don't.
I tell you that baby I was riding was a purebred. Purebred mule horse.
I tell you, I am a killer Monopoly player.
I think I can make an arrangement or two
I think that just about does it.
I think that's a good idea.
I think they're trying to say that we're not welcome.
I think we have to... We have to do something.
I think you should be proud of him not wanting to take your loan.
I thought I might have mentioned how we picked up a deutschmarks contract,
I want to give you something.
I want you boys to stay here and look after your mother and your aunt. All right?
I want you to go back to Chicago a crazed, lovesick maniac
I was almost in the car!
I was just wondering who was gonna do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
I wish to hell Ranger Smith would get out here and get us home.
I wonder if they have a lot of check ins.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was Ben and Buck's college money.
I wouldn't know about that.
I'll be all right once I settle this.
I'll be around.
I'll bet.
I'll buy you some worms.
I'll go see where he's bivouacked the family.
I'll have you out in a second.
I'll just get off.
I'll make sure of that.
I'll make up the difference, and we'll square it away on Monday.
I'll strap you into a fishing chair
I'll take care of it.
I'll tell you what I see when I look out there, if you wanna know.
I'll try it. What the heck. Okay, great.
I'm a phony. I'm a fraud. I'm a fake.
I'm alive. I'm alive. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I'm claustrophobic. I get in a closed up space and I lock up.
I'm crazy about you. Kiss me.
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm dead! I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm dying!
I'm fine. A little nap. Ah, come on. Hey!
I'm full of shit, Chet. I haven't been trading in over two years.
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him now.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna give you my ring.
I'm gonna go check us in.
I'm gonna go get a light and some rope. Okay?
I'm gonna move now.
I'm gonna tie a loop at the end of this thing, all right?
I'm gonna walk down life's path right now.
I'm in God's country here. My signal's kind of weak.
I'm moving now!
I'm not a tourist attraction.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
I'm not gonna tell you what the teenagers do there.
I'm okay. Did that horse buck you off?
I'm really not cold. Not at all.
I'm sitting in the office trying to figure out a short list
I'm so sorry, Roman. Forgive me.
I'm so sorry. I just don't feel like this.
I'm sorry about that. I was in kind of a bad mood, okay?
I'm sorry it took so long. I'll explain it all later.
I'm sorry, I forgot. You're a professional skier already.
I'm sorry. I...
I'm sure you can think of a hundred good places.
I'm telling you, you got nothing to be afraid of, okay?
I'm too old for hugs.
I'm trying to build a fire, all right?
I'm trying to heat up the flue.
I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.
I've got a great idea. You're gonna see some bears.
I've... I've told you I loved you, right?
If a guy can't help his family, what the hell good is he?
If I could market lips like those, I'd make another million.
If it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle.
If that's okay with...
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
If you hear a noise,
If you like him, you stay with him, 'cause I'm through. I'm out of here.
If you meet any friends, bring them back. We'll give them a ride in Suck My Wake.
If you trail behind, the Indians will get you.
In fact, I'll be quite honest. I came up to solicit $25,000 from you.
In the dark? We'll check out some stars.
In the head!
In the North Woods.
Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,
Investments is what I do!
Is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle.
Is he making goat pizza or something? What is this? Hey! Come here. Connie!
Is she still around?
Is that a fact?
Is that a fact?
Is that right? Yes.
Is your checkbook in the purse?
Isn't he, though? Everybody loves him, right?
Isn't that something, huh? You don't see that every day.
It ain't raining so that's good.
It attacked me.
It buzzed me.
It craves it,
It does not mean we don't love Uncle Roman and Aunt Kate.
It doesn't even work.
It is a 96 ounce prime aged beef steak.
It isn't $25,000. That's an awful lot of money.
It just became available yesterday.
It just means that we are having some emotions.
It looks like you're wanking your crank.
It needs it.
It ran off. We never saw it again.
It saw me,
It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them in,
It started smashing on the walls.
It touched me!
It was frightening.
It was my only last hope.
It will do anything it can to get it.
It'll be fun. Yeah.
It's a safe assumption.
It's an interesting touch. It's charming.
It's been touching you for 12 years! You never freaked!
It's cold, it's wet, and you don't want to stay here anymore, do you?
It's dynamite!
It's fine. It's fine.
It's for everybody, all right? And I'm hungry.
It's full of boreholes and sinkholes and pits, caves, hollows.
It's got the teeth. Terrible. It's frightening.
It's in neutral. You gotta put it...
It's inside, but it's not illegal.
It's just a little sparrow.
It's just made up.
It's just till he gets on his feet, honey.
It's no big deal. Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
It's one I'll never forget.
It's served me well. I'm the one with the Mercedes.
It's so lonely being wealthy.
It's wet, old dynamite.
It's your Uncle Chet. Are you all right?
It's... It's a really beautiful town.
Its breath was fogging up the glass.
Jeez.
Jeez. Boy, he likes those.
Jerry. Yeah, Roman. How are you?
Jesus Christ! I'm half drunk here, Chet. What are you trying to do?
Jesus Marie! It's a tiny flying mouse, not a grizzly bear.
Jesus, Dad!
Jesus! I am not touching leeches, Dad. No way.
Jet boat!
Just a minute. Hold on.
Just a sec. Get off me! I've got a rope.
Just as a common courtesy, if you don't mind.
Just finish cleanin' up your room
Just let him eat his candy bar.
Just the red button, Dad.
Katie, sit down. What?
Katie, you were absolutely right.
Katie, you'll need to sit down to hear what I have to say.
Kill it! No, Ben, it didn't do anything.
Knock, knock.
Lean back. There you go. Doesn't that feel better?
Lengthwise to simulate kindling.
Let go of the rope.
Let go of the rope. If you're in trouble, let go of the rope.
Let me rethink this.
Let your backbone slip
Let your backbone slip
Let's call it an evening.
Let's go home. I think I'll go home. You go home?
Let's go, everybody, move it out. It's 5 a.m.
Let's go! Ski or flee.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. You can do it. You can do it.
Let's have a nice easy walk. Come on.
Let's just go back to the cabin.
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Like a submarine or a coffin or anything.
Like Bony Maronie
Like Bony Maronie
Like Freddy Krueger.
Like I say, it might save their life one day.
Like my little Lucy
Like my little Lucy
Like to get some sleep. That's what I'd like to do.
Lips and assholes.
Listen, girls,
Listen, I'll save us a lot of trouble now and cut right to the chase.
Listen, if can I get a dessert down him,
Live all your life in this town, it becomes like second nature.
Lobster turned out all right, huh? If I do say so myself.
Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!
Look at that thing move!
Look at the bears!
Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.
Look at the size of those teeth. Whoo.
Look at this. $110 for a lighter.
Look for a big hole.
Look out, Roman!
Look, I don't hold grudges and I don't have any hard feelings.
Look, I'll be back in a couple of minutes, okay?
Look, I'm really sorry.
Look, I've never even had a girlfriend.
Look, if I ditch you,
Look, it's a story my dad told me,
Look, it's no big trick, dude.