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Friday (1995) Soundboard

Friday (1995) sound clips and quotes.

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A dollar and some envelopes

Aah! oh my god oh my god i'm hurt yah!

About 4 or $5000

About 200 dollars

Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow you don't have to go to work

Ain't nobody lying

Ain't nobody playing but you

Ain't nothing in this house shit

Ain't that a bitch you funny

Ain't that right friend

All I have is my g****s you gonna eat up all my g****s

All right all right bye

All right don't get homeboy fucked up

All right he live on debbie's street

All right i'll eat it

All right i'm not like that i'm gonna keep it down

All right man all right man

All right man here's what we're gonna do

All right man i'm gonna go to the crib man my stomach hurt

All right man look here loan me $2

All right man sorry thank you

All right man we finally got him you know we just did we finally got that little motherfucker

All right ****a look between me and you when you're done i'll clean all that shit up for you for $2 ugh

All right well i'm about to go home eh

Always talking shit

Always talking shit just can't open the goddamn door

And answer the phone the cable people are supposed to call all right

And later on you call me and let me know what happened all right

And man I ain't been right ever since then

And the only person who could get me out was my mom

And you sell that shit yourself next time because i'm going to rehab i'm through with this shit

And you you keep your ass here

Anything else happen no

Anyway what you doing up so early

Are you gonna loan me the money not

Are you high huh

Are you high no why you say that because you look like you've been smoking

As soon as he said that I started feeling funny as hell

Baby baby we was just praying we was just praying

Be there i'm serious all right

Beat him down beat you down

Been smoking since I was 2

Better get your ass off your shoulders

Better run little bastard

Better take your ass home

Better to give than to receive brother

Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on with what you ain't got nothing man with this

Big snake big worm what kind of name is that

Big worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing man

Big worm big hole big I don't give a damn

Big worm gonna end up fucking you up

Bigfoot motherfucker you can have your knife because I steal I don't kill

Bitch got out of the car looking more like freddie jackson

Bleeding and shit

Boy what the fuck you want

Break yourself fool

Bring your ass in here what you talking about

Brother stay black

But after this friday neighborhood will never be the same

But I thought you wanted me to wash your car

But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday

But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday (2)

By any chance is sister jones in nope neither is brother jones they both at work

Call me when you get home

Can I have my chili fritos

Can I leave the door open

Can I talk to you for a second

Can I use y'all's vcr right quick wanna dub a tape

Cheap ass phone

China come on no ma

Come here come here

Come in here you don't wanna hear that shit

Come in i'm thirsty

Come on craig man stimulate you mind man

Come on deebo stall him out

Come on get out of here

Come on man bring your ass out

Come on man buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday

Come on man move it

Come on one two three

Come on outside man stop playing

Come on put up your dukes

Come on sister come on sister

Come on smoke let's go in

Come on! get off my ass!

Come over here and sit down right here you're way over there

Could y'all stay off my grass please thank you

Could you mind your own business

Craig already has a woman but he don't like her

Craig can I use y'all's microwave right quick yeah what'd you gotta cook some chicken

Craig come here

Craig craig (2)

Craig craig can I talk to you for a minute

Craig craig craig

Craig craig daddy wants you

Craig get out of my room

Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig

Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig (2)

Craig huh shut the door and have a seat

Craig I love you man

Craig I thought you said on three okay all right

Craig I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job

Craig i'm on my way to work

Craig if somebody comes whistle

Craig it'll stimulate your mind

Craig telephone who is it that girl

Craig tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone

Craig where the iron right there

Craig you fucked up you fucked up

Craig you listen to me

Craig! huh come in here

Daddy wants you again

Damn all right damn

Damn all you do is smoke weed

Damn always caught in the middle of something

Damn fucking bitch

Damn I tried to beat his ass but he ran

Damn i'd knock the dust off that pussy

Damn lil chris got you too hell yeah got me too little bitch ass ******

Damn now shut the hell up

Damn smokey what are you doing in here what the hell are you doing here shh

Damn what he want go see

Damn what I ain't got no sugar

Damn what you doing knocking like you the damn police

Dang he at it again

Debbie came by looking for you

Debbie debbie what come here sit down

Debbie girl damn

Deebo man you tripping

Deebo was over at felisha house and debbie house asleep

Deebo you seen craig and smokey around here

Did you remember to pick up the hair yeah

Do I still look high

Do something yeah do something

Do the dog catcher dog catcher

Don't be calling here like you some straight up g because i'll cut your balls off and hand them to you partner

Don't come here with that attitude girl

Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here

Don't ever ever ever ever ever come by here okay

Don't knock these over

Don't laugh it ain't funny

Don't laugh it ain't funny (2)

Don't let me catch you boy

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes somebody open a window

Don't play dumb ****** you know who this is you got my money

Don't start tripping craig

Don't what's up me

Don't worry about what fuck I be doing

Don't you see we handling grown folks business

Drop him craig drop him craig drop him craig

Dump your ass over the window

Eat it on the 4th of july by the 18th everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms

Eight thirty right yes

Eight thirty why

Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator eating up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet

Excuse me brother

Ezal get the hell out of my backyard

Fair enough craig fair enough there you go all right craig

Felisha fucking deebo too

Fine i'm on my way to work

Fired me on the spot

First how she look she's nice

For most people friday's just a day before the weekend

For real I mean was it like this or was it like this

For real I thought you had the day off yesterday

For real no i'm cool

For real no shit

For real what she say

For real yeah you breaking in though

For some reason I don't think smokey wanted to go in there but peer pressure's a motherfucker

For the last time would you please stay off my frigging grass please

Forty 60 80 a hundred 120 140

Fuck you fuck you

Fuck you motherfucker

Fucking up the rotation you could get killed with somebody else

Fucking yeah crawl punk crawl you little bitch

Get a ****** locked up man come on

Get me glass of water

Get off me get off me

Get off my ass I ain't with that funny shit

Get off your ass and get in this car boy I don't know why you come down here messing with these people hurry up

Get out of my house don't slam that door all right man (slams door)

Get that little bad ass in school anyway

Get the fuck out of my face

Get the hell on felisha

Get the hell out of here

Get up craig get up craig

Get your ass in the house hurry up

Get your ass off me

Get your ass out of this house boy

Get your ass up

Get your ass up and cook or clean up or do something

Get your feet down

Girl that's my friend

Give it here i'll do it

Give me my goddamn money

Give me some chili fritos

Give me the gun give me the gun son

Give me the gun son

Give me the money

Give me the rest somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner

Give me the two piece special lots of hot sauce and all the fries you can give me

Give me your stuff

Go and get something to eat I know you hungry

Go ask that bitch for some money

Go look in my dresser

Go to sleep go to sleep

Goddamn goddamn

Goddamn goddamn motherfuckers

Goddamn preacher

Goddamn you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off

Good lord have mercy

Got nothing man

Gotta start the day off right man

Ha ha ha yes I did

Ha you little rat bastards

Half dead motherfucker

Have some cereal

Have you ever had government cheese craig government cheese you had some no big stinking government cheese couldn't take a dump for two weeks

He ain't playing you think he playing about his money

He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again

He gonna cry in the car

He know where my mama stay know where your mama stay

He think he a mack macaroni

He tripping hard only on people he know he don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner

He was I don't like that

He wasn't even that good baby

Heh heh heh gotta get dressed

Heh heh heh shut up

Hell no all you do is smoke it up

Hell no get the hell on

Hell no they ain't got me on tape she said they did

Hell no watch out

Hell yeah we got about 200 dollars huh deebo

Hello why you can't call nobody back

Her mama got ass too

Here come dana and her punk ass boyfriend

Hey and bring a radio too

Hey come back all right

Hey craig have you seen my shoe

Hey dad oh what happened to you

Hey dana what loan me 200 dollars

Hey dana when we gonna hook up

Hey get these for me

Hey go in the house and get me something to roll this up with all right

Hey hey hey (2)

Hey hey hey look and see if they're gone hell no you look hey we both look on the count of three all right one two three two three

Hey hey hey take it easy homes

Hey hey hey take the garbage out front son

Hey hey hey what are you doing

Hey hey look again

Hey hold up i'll be right back

Hey hold up my mom's in there

Hey how you doing

Hey I ain't selling him shit

Hey I know you don't smoke weed I know this

Hey i'm tripping I ain't scared of shit i'm just good

Hey it's too early

Hey let me wash your car for $2

Hey let's go in the house

Hey mama hi baby

Hey mama what loan me 200 dollars

Hey man get off me get off me man get off me man

Hey man wash it later stay over there

Hey see if she got a friend all right

Hey smokey sell me a dub

Hey smokey's back here taking a shit!

Hey thanks smoke

Hey uh this is smokey debbie's homeboy

Hey um somebody page smokey

Hey wait a minute man I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit

Hey what the hell you're doing

Hey what time is it seven forty five

Hey what's up come on in

Hey what's up with me and you

Hey what's with you and that chickenhead

Hey why you didn't help me

Hey you got some money

Hey you kids quit slamming my goddamn door

Hey you know how that is

Hey you the last brother money i'd mess with i'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit and you know this man

Hi you guys hey

Hold up I can hear my heart beat

Homestead yo take it easy ese

Hook me up with debbie

How much you got left

How the hell you go get fired on your day off

How you doing brother craig

How you doing fine

How you doing i'm all right well I see

How your ass feel mister

How's your back feeling

Hurry up don't tell me to hurry up

Hurry up hurry up hurry up

Hurry up shit hurry up

Hurry up with the garbage I got some more work for you

I ain't fucking with you watch out

I ain't getting high no more ain't getting high no more shit

I ain't going ever smoke weed again

I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground you understand yeah

I ain't got no money not enough

I ain't selling you nada

I ain't tripping

I ain't trying to be no dog catcher why not george clinton was a dog catcher

I ain't trying to get involved with y'all

I almost had the money

I been down before I taught him better than this

I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything

I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool

I did I went in there to pick up my check

I didn't go to the show

I didn't go to the show last night

I didn't put that joint to your lip make you smoke

I do but I wanna spend red's money

I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass bust ass jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homey

I don't even like dogs that's the beauty of it

I don't give a fuck

I don't have nothing

I don't know that's my only problem

I don't know what her sister's doing

I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway

I don't like her disrespecting my house

I don't think so

I don't think you applying yourself smokey

I don't wanna have to fuck you up smokey

I got about 200 dollars

I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog

I got fired yesterday

I got so much money I got another ****** just to count it for me

I got to walk smokey down to his house

I got you I got you baby

I gotta go bye daddy bye bye baby bye bye baby

I grab a dog and I choke him and I kick the shit out of him and I all day long my foot up a dog's ass just bang bang bang up his ass

I had a sweet potato pie you ate the whole pie left me that little plastic thing there

I had to warn you too many times about my money smokey

I heard they hiring too you need to go down there and see what's up with your out of work ass

I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic

I know I be forgetting baby you gotta be reminding me i'm sorry

I know what i'm doing man

I know you don't smoke weed I know this

I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too

I left my purse in your house can I go in and get it

I look like the kunta kinte around this mother

I need some papers and some humps

I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans

I said doggy please don't bite me dog and I turned around to jump over the fence the dog grabbed my ass

I saw the tape we kept rewinding it

I see the window open so I said fuck it

I smelled your shit for 22 years now you can't smell mine for five minutes

I smoked up his weed i'm gonna face the consequences

I sold that shit

I swear to god we was rolling

I swear to you yeah I shot one I know I shot one of them

I think we better stay in the house

I thought you had 200 dollars

I thought you had a friend who wanna hook up with me I do

I told y'all I told y'all you all want some

I told you I told you

I told you the weed be letting you know evil lurks

I told you to hook yourself up

I told you you didn't tell me shit

I uh I got to go in here in the back room real quick

I wanna eat some of them chitlins I love pig feet the barbecue pig feet were gone

I want you to get your ass up today go out and look for a job the word today is job j o b

I was in there on the phone with debbie and what's up with rita

I was just bullshitting and you know this man

I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better um that you could come over

I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day

I wish you was sleeping right now i'd knock your head with a left hook

I won give me my money

I wonder where she going

I'll kill him aah!

I'll kill you yeah I know

I'll remember that

I'll see you later

I'll tell you one thing around here you gonna work or go to school

I'll wait till you come out

I'll walk you man you punk ass

I'm a man without it

I'm about 5'2 light skinned long hair

I'm about sick of you naw

I'm broke as a joke

I'm feeling better already

I'm gonna call you tomorrow all right

I'm gonna just tuck mine in

I'm gonna kill you and smokey you're playing with my emotions

I'm gonna knock over your trash cans anyway

I'm gonna knock them over next week

I'm gonna run here and get you the gun right

I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it

I'm gonna try again

I'm in deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave

I'm in here on the phone

I'm just gonna go in the house and chill man

I'm making some eggs bacon sausage pancakes and some leftover pork chops

I'm not scared of you all these ******s around here might be scared of you but i'm not

I'm not the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like you taking a shit

I'm on house arrest i'm not even supposed to be over here

I'm out of here anyway

I'm right behind you okay

I'm sick of you

I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not trying to laugh I just thought you two would like each other

I'm thick people say I look like janet jackson

I'm throwing this away we ain't even got no milk

I'm trying to get with her but dana won't even hook me up

If anybody gotta say anything you let me know

If I catch him i'm gonna beat him like I was his dad

If I get dealt with I get dealt with

If I was working I wouldn't need 200 dollars exactly

If we don't pay him by 10 00 he gonna bust a cap in both our ass

If you ain't got my money or my bud i'm killing you and him

If you ain't got nothing on the table you don't worry about catching a dog

If you don't get involved i'm gonna knock your ass out too make a choice

Is dana in there

It kind of looked like your head but you can't tell from the back

It sounded like a bomb

It was the first you sure mm hm

It's all right you have nice legs

It's angel dust homes

It's friday we'll get you high

It's hot as hell out here

It's just like it's both ours we just keep it down at my house cool

It's my shit I can do whatever I wanna do

It's over bitch!

It's the chronic don't even worry about it

It's the principle of the whole thing it's principalities in this

It's your ass mr postman

Janet jackson ass get just a little fat

Joann you seen craig and smokey I thought they were over there

Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing

Joi she keeps calling hanging up and I know it's her because I star 69'd her she hung up again

Just call her all right

Just give me three and a half minutes maybe even four she'll be wanting to marry a ******

Just go out pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance

Just wait till I get my hands on you

Just wait wait well hold up

Just when I was gonna get the money the little crackhead ezal come running and woke him up

Keep it on down low

Known for jacking a ****** that's all he do damn

Let me borrow a joint

Let's get there let's just go back over there he probably still asleep

Let's give her a hand everybody laurie moore thanks for being on the show

Let's go get his ass

Let's go to my house real quick can't do shit over here

Listen shh you don't hear it

Look at her she ought to be ashamed of herself coming out looking like that

Look at your face look at your face it will be okay believe me no look at your face

Look fellas I asked you nicely now i'm getting very irritated

Look he need me

Look hector almost hit his nasty ass

Look here just give me 10 dollars and I won't say nothing

Look i'm gonna straighten this girl out i'll be right back

Look look look she bending over

Look man i'm sorry I got you in this shit

Look ****a i'm gonna be here at 10 00 on the dot not 10 03 not 10 36

Look what you did to my curtain

Make sure if you leave you lock up the house

Make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash

Mama where craig at I don't know

Mama you got some glue for what my track slipped out

Man ain't nobody even out here I don't even know why i'm tripping

Man ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans

Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage

Man come on all right

Man don't tou let me go

Man forget that

Man get the fuck out

Man get the hell out of my backyard man

Man get your punk ass up it ain't even wet over here

Man he just hung up

Man hell no nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch this my 'hood

Man hold up I don't do that gay shit now

Man I ain't even trying to fight you deebo

Man I got a lot

Man I got mind control over deebo

Man I know you ain't go out like that

Man I know you didn't

Man I snuck through the back window to get the money out of his pants

Man i'm on probation I can't be

Man i'm trying to worm

Man i've been getting high all week

Man my grand mama gave me that chain

Man shut up punk what

Man that fool ain't gonna do nothing

Man that what it's supposed to do

Man that's a female

Man that's fucked up man if it was y'all I would've helped y'all

Man that's lil chris

Man they both got in the car and boned out

Man this ****** got us in some shit

Man y'all busters can't catch me

Man y'all some busters

Man you don't have to holler man I ain't got it yet but i'm gonna get it

Man you know I want some kool aid

Man you know that ****** deebo done had his bike for three weeks right right

Man you owe me two dollars

Man you should've been bobbing and weaving look at you get up!

Man you were smoking I smoked half a little piece of joint with you

Me and smokey got into it with big worm today we owe him 200 dollars he said if we don't pay him he gonna kill us

Men let's jump him

Mom you didn't tell daddy what happened yesterday did you

Mr jones can I use your bathroom please

Mr jones mr jones

Mr parker ain't hitting that right man

Mr parker mr parker

Mrs parker finer than a motherfucker

Mrs parker just don't know

Mrs parker mrs parker can I talk

My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago and beat him down

My grand mama gave me this chain

My mama is in vegas with her boyfriend

My mama know that's you calling and hanging up

My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right

Name one person in the hood that play like that

Needs some young meat

Next thing I knew I was running down the street in my damn drawers

****a how much you need

****a i'm talking to you

****a we need to pay he crazy let's stick together

****** you slow run like a girl

******s are broke these days

Night mama night baby

No he wasn't sure he was that's why he said

No i'm just bullshitting

No man smoke no I don't smoke no more man

No my shit beating too fast

No no cupcakes leave him alone now let him be a man I taught him good didn't i

No plus joi will kick your ass anyway

No see I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me my microwave yeah

No she don't like people with me when I go get her

Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)

Nothing but dirt any damn way

Nothing man i'm fixing something just stay over there

Nothing what you want

Now craig I was proud of you tonight you used your brain that's what I want you to do use your brain that's my boy that's my boy

Now craig you know what your problem is you have no game

Now dana told me about that big snake situation

Now describe yourself

Now tell me who she was

Now that other girl debbie she's cute she's in school she has all her teeth

Now when I went to bed last night didn't I tell you to take out the trash yeah so why didn't you do it

Now who's the punk

Now you see son you gotta let us know when you leave the house what if you got killed tonight we'd have to bury you you know how much a funeral costs these days

Now you tell her I said to stop it all right okay

Now you're a man

Now your father he got game

Oh come on homes let's let bygones be bygones

Oh goddamn man look

Oh he just said for us to pay him by 10 00

Oh he's in the house

Oh he's in there asleep with felisha

Oh I fall i'm suing y'all

Oh I need to borrow your car quick

Oh I want 150000

Oh i'm hurt oh my neck my back my neck and my back oh

Oh lord let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man

Oh man come on goddamn

Oh man I tried to come and catch you before you went to work let you know what happened to red's ass

Oh man i'm tripping

Oh man she said she looked like janet jackson

Oh man that's messed up why don't you give him back his chain

Oh man this bud is kicking in

Oh man your mother and I never would've moved in this neighbourhood if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street

Oh ****** that's janet jackson who janet jackson the girl debbie hooked me up with

Oh no son that's not the way it is

Oh now you're gettin' scared you wanna go in the house and lay down

Oh she's at the house

Oh shit goddamn goddamn

Oh shit here come deebo

Oh shit here come felisha oh shit

Oh shit it's the motherfucking cops they know i'm over here

Oh shit party over here uh uh uh uh

Oh so they opened that already yep

Oh that bike I didn't know you wanted it back homey it's right here follow me homey

Oh they was clowning you at work today man

Oh well forget that plan

Oh what you cooking

Oh you ain't catching no crackhead

Oh you tripping

Oh! he's crazy! he's crazy! oh shit he's crazy!

Old begging ass I know

Old florida evans looking motherfucker

Older the berry the sweeter the juice it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice yeah well yeah she blacker than a motherfucker too

One day somebody gonna kick his ass

One time he grabbed me no yes grabbed me like this

Ooh man man man

Ooh she didn't go there

Ooh that's what i'm talking about

Ooh um I think it was the first one

Ooh what's up not a damn thing

Open all the windows damn it stinks in here

Payback's a motherfucker ain't it ******

Pick it up hey hey

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions

Pop's tripping man he want me to ask for my bike back

Pops talking about kicking you out again yup

Protection protection from who

Put it in your mouth

Put that out man here come the pastor for what he probably smoke bud too

Put the gun down

Put the gun down son

Put the gun down son (2)

Put your glasses back on

Quick quick quick

Quit playing quit playing quit playing quit playing

Race the fuck off before craig's father come out here

Red told me he smoked a fool for 50 bucks

Remember it write it down take a picture I don't give a fuck

Remember that shit

Rita is not fat she's just big boned

Rita who rita that's gonna be here at 7 30

Run go for the tree mr postman go

Scary ass didn't wanna touch nothing

See anything man I can't see shit stanley trees all in the way

See he's not fighting fair uh uh

See I don't know why I waste my time on your old stupid ass anyway I don't know either

She about to go to work though

She at home she should be

She don't be believing me i'm high

She got a big booty

She had no business going through my pants while I was asleep

She is a trip I know

She just said to tell you she came by all right

She know what she's doing with them little ass shorts on she know we be looking

She probably going to that new health club down on 108th

She said you wanted to hook up

She wanted to give me the ass one time I had to go to work and shit

She was just just go in the house

She's a big one humongous

Shit here comes deebo who deebo

Shit that girl wider than all outside

Shit you ain't gonna drop no stinky loads here anybody drop stinky loads it's gonna be me

Shut the door (2)

Shut the fuck up

Shut up and take a hit

Shut up man her fat ass couldn't do nothing

Shut up or I knock your ass

Shut your little punk ass up ****** before I drop you like I did this bitch

Since you ain't getting up i'll take these shoes

Sit your ass down

Sit your skinny ass down

Slipping I wish you weren't slipping today

Smokey I need you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes

Smokey i'm not trying to look at that girl's booty all right

Smokey smokey smokey

Smokey smokey smokey (2)

Smokey smokey smokey wait

Smokey what the hell you doing back here

So I hit it real hard right

So we gonna kick it or what

So what the hell's she doing in there

So what we gonna do

So what's up did you guys hook up

So y'all didn't get nothing

So y'all just parlaying up in here huh

So you decided to smoke with the big boys huh smokey

Some girl he hooked up with

Sorry laurie time's up sorry joann

Stanley be acting like a old bitch I know

Stanley left his window open man

Stinking nasty dogs and 12 of them little stinking things they call a chihuahua

Stop being a bitch and come on

Stop hitting it so hard

Stop playing with me smokey

Stop slamming my goddamn door

Stop stop man quit playing

Stop you're embarrassing me

Stop your shit stop the mother

Supervisor called me about 4 00 talking about they got me on video tape stealing boxes

Take a look at that paper over there on the counter there

Take a puff take a hit

Take your time gotta crawl before you walk

Talking about pressing charges

Talking about she look like janet jackson

Tell her i'll call her back okay

Tell him to comb his goddamn hair like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head

Tell me if anything happens

Telling craig stanley's been acting funny lately

Thank you thank you

Thanks for the bike

Thanks my ass you better come by my house today and wash my car

That fool ain't gonna do nothing

That fool's just playing man I ain't sweating it

That shit was fucked up man

That was different

That's all right

That's all right i'll take you to get her

That's all you got

That's just debbie from down the street

That's like me asking to use your air condition

That's my bike punk!

That's my dog (2)

That's my dog (3)

That's my dog (4)

That's my dog ain't that right ma that's my dog

That's my pleasure

That's okay! she'll be back another quaalude she'll love me in the morning

That's some serious shit you're lucky you're my boy

That's the shit

That's the shit ain't it that's the shit

That's what i'm talking about

That's why I been like fuck hector

That's your problem

The first of the month rent is due

The lord is my shepherd he know what I want excuse me brother

The one I let you use a couple of weeks ago the one I been asking you about

The other day I had to stop deebo from beating her ass

Then count out my money

Then give me my money back

Then i'm gonna go home to chill for a while

There go my ride

There you go craig there you go

There's joann go ask her if she's seen them

They like to got dealt with

This fool's scared he didn't even

This was all the protection we needed

This what makes you a man when I was growing up this was all the protection we needed

Today your birthday what's today

Took long enough I know

Twenty two years old

Ugh nasty motherfucker

Ugh you been eating corn huh

Uh no no she ain't came home from school

Uh uh because I ate twice before I came

Uh uh hell no uh uh

Uh uh no no no come on baby let him be a man

Uh uh wait a minute who the fuck is that bitch

Wait man that's 100 dollars

Wait wait wait wait a minute what's this this ain't enough make it enough

Was in there whole time arguing

Was it like grawr

Watch my car make sure nobody mess with it

Watch this whoo!

We ain't got no milk use water it won't hurt

We ain't have shit

We can kick it but I forgot I have to go pick up my mom from work

We can settle out of court now for 20 bucks

We had the money right here my motherfucker

We was just praying

We was talking over all our problems right and you know how we do it we started getting high ****a we go fucked up

We've got some nice parting gifts for you

Wearing them clothes all half off your ass what the hell is going on today

Well around here between normandie and western we call this here a little twenty twen twen'

Well fuck you then punk

Well I ain't gonna tell nobody else

Well I guess so

Well yeah hey I got your money anyway

Well you need a trade

Wet the motherfucker all up

What about the time he tried to choke me in smoke's backyard yeah

What are you doing with that on your head

What bike the beach cruiser

What chain yeah what chain

What daddy want I don't know go see

What deebo doing over here

What did you tell him I just told him we was smoking and we was just chilling

What do me a favor

What i'm tripping on is how you gonna sell bud and you smoking it

What is wrong with him

What kind of shit is that most people wanna borrow sugar or even ketchup you wanna borrow my car

What little girl

What she say she ain't seen them deebo ain't seen them neither

What the fuck that gotta do with me

What the fuck you doing stealing boxes for what you trying to build a clubhouse

What the fuck you you see them yeah they coming man oh shit

What the hell you want boy damn

What time is it eight fifty

What time is it twelve thirty

What time you waking up in the morning

What time your mama leaving in a little while why because I wanna smoke this joint

What took y'all so long

What we call drugs at 74th street baptist church we call a sinny sin sin

What y'all smoking on

What you gonna do

What you gonna do number one or number two

What you gonna do with that besides make me mad

What you gonna give me

What you got craig

What you got on my drink nothing

What you know about game I got all the game

What you looking at

What you mean us

What you say little ******

What you talking about

What you want what you got

What'd he say huh what'd he say

What'd he say what'd he say

What'd you say honey

What's going on I don't know it sounded like machine guns

What's that for protection

What's up big perm I mean big worm

What's up big worm

What's up craig

What's up craig (2)

What's up craig what's up red

What's up girl nothing just got off that crazy bus

What's up good morning are you prepared for jehovah's return because if you not I have a pamphlet here that

What's up man what's up

What's up man what's up red

What's up nothing

What's up smoke nothing

What's up smokey

What's up smokey nothing

What's up stanley

What's up y'all

What's wrong shh

What's wrong with you

What's wrong with your ho

What's your name china excuse me

When I was coming up we didn't have milk cereal a bowl to eat in spoon fork and knife no napkins or nothing

When you going to let me fuck mrs parker

Where mine at oh I didn't say I was cooking nothing for you this is for me

Where you at in the bathroom

Where you get that from your mama

Where you got my 40 homey

Where you got on my 40 homey

Where your ass need to be ******

Where your mama at

Where's debbie at

Which one of your hoes has somebody shooting at you

Who car is that coming up creeping

Who do you think you are

Who else wants some who else wants some of deebo who else

Who felisha yes

Who her mama yeah

Who is that bitch

Who the fuck you go to the show with last night

Who you talking to

Who's that girl smokey's talking to

Whoop him craig whoop his ass

Whose car is that I don't know I don't know who car that is

Why are you tripping deebo

Why don't you come over come to my homey's house

Why don't you just give me a little bit for my cataracts

Why not because she about to graduate she ain't got no time to be messing with you

Why that ain't me calling and hanging up baby

Why would I do some shit like that

Why you ain't at work

Why you bringing up old shit

Why you don't like hector

Why you hook me up with that fat ass bald head girl

Why you tell her I wanna hook up

Y'all ain't never got no money I hate living around a bunch of broke ass people

Y'all ain't never got two things that match either y'all got kool aid no sugar peanut butter no jelly ham no burger damn

Y'all can't see me punks

Y'all get on the front porch with all that damn noise

Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke

Yeah come on all right

Yeah come on craig

Yeah come on ****** yeah

Yeah cook it up

Yeah I got your money

Yeah I remember that

Yeah just go on and knock

Yeah put that gun down son and get knocked out like your father used to

Yeah put that gun down son and get knocked out like your father used to (2)

Yeah she a liar she ain't seen me at no movies hugged up with nobody

Yeah who's that bitch

Yeah yeah well let me tell you what

Yeah you got something

Yeah you know dana right

Yes mr big shot

Yes when he gets high and drunk he starts tripping

Yes you did because my sister in law's baby cousin traci she went to the show last night she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp

You a hype what you a hype

You ain't bullshitting

You ain't gonna get me shot up you better make that money

You ain't got no damn milk

You ain't got no damn milk goddamn bitch

You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do

You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do (2)

You ain't got no sugar damn

You ain't got shit to do

You ain't got to lie craig you ain't got to lie

You ain't seen her

You ain't showing me nothing new ese

You always got some shit going

You ate my dinner my mashed potatoes and the good old gravy I like the biscuits I like to sop that gravy you ate all that up

You be tripping man come on shut up

You better eat that damn cereal

You better not tell nobody man

You better put some water on that shit boy

You call that game

You can't have shit i'm closed fat boy

You didn't put in on this man

You do like this and put your hands like this you ever do that no

You don't know who you messing with smoke dog ******

You done dragged me into this

You drink up the milk don't care what kind of milk it is you don't care 2 percent 3 percent buttermilk patent milk pull the cow on a patent milk can I bet you eat that too

You fucking up the rotation puff puff give

You go look for a job today i'm not kidding

You gonna call me i'm gonna call you but if you come by I won't call you okay

You got a choice these are all you need all right

You got grease all over your mouth

You got knocked the fuck out

You got knocked the fuck out man

You gotta worry about a dog catching your ass

You hear me yeah

You hear my phone ring

You hit my sister like she was a fucking man

You just having all the fun in the world

You just tell the bitch whoever she is when I catch her i'm gonna beat her ass

You keep your ass around this house

You kids today ain't nothing but punks sissified so quick to pick up a gun you scared to take an ass whipping

You knew she was bald head you knew she had no damn hair

You know craig craig got fired yesterday

You know how it is around here

You know how many stinking dogs I gotta catch to fill that big ass bowl you got there boy forty five 50 dogs

You know how much money you can get for a slip and fall

You know I love your mama

You know I wouldn't tell on my baby

You know I wouldn't trip

You know if we had a air conditioner I would let you use

You know my homey wanna hook up with you who craig

You know what happened you're gonna laugh you're ass off

You know what i'm talking about punk

You know what your problem is you think money grows on trees

You know you done looked at her booty before

You know your sister came by here today begging

You lucky and you know this man

You need to be up anyway

You need to borrow a job with your broke ass always trying to smoke up somebody's shit

You need to control that little funky ass temper

You need to go on and do that

You need to hook up them clippers and get the back of that neck

You need to stay off that crack man

You remember that money we stole from stanley house me and deebo yeah

You remind me of my granddaddy

You said this was indo smell like outdo

You say he had a gun when you've seen him right yeah

You see why I sade you have to tell us before you leave the house

You sell that bud I sold some of it

You should have seen it biggest dog i've ever seen in my life

You smoking my shit hell no fuck with your shit hell no you smoking my shit

You smoking my weed too

You still ain't sold that weed smokey

You take your ass home

You think you're a man with that gun in your hand don't you

You think you're a man with that gun in your hand don't you i'm a man without it

You think you're slick gonna ask me for some money

You wait for them ******s

You walk up and down this street all day playing

You want me to go get the sugar or what yes yes

You want some kool aid

You want some of this too old man huh no

You what I lost

You win some you lose some but you live you live to fight another day

You wrong brother you wrong you wrong he wrong

You're a funny looking motherfucker

You're gonna be with me I got you man let's go all right

You're gonna kill me

You're lucky i'm not a man otherwise i'd kick your ass myself

You're making me nervous okay

Your mama told me what happened to you yesterday what that was stupid

Your punk ass dad he always talking shit

Your sister in law's baby cousin traci is a goddamn

Your supervisor called about your job she wants you to call tomorrow

Your uncle picked up a gun too he had to find out the hard way

2 50 and a jawbreaker

(big worm yelling)

(both laughing)

(both) damn! (2)

(car alarm beeping)

(car backfires)

(craig laughing)

(debbie laughing)

(glass breaking)

(imitates speaking in spanish)

(imitates tony montana) elvira elvira!

(imitating a pigeon)

(immitates speaking in spanish)

(jones groaning)

(jones grunting plopping in water)

(knocking on metal door)

(knocks on door)

(phone line clicks)

(phone ringing)

(phone rings) (2)

(phone rings) hello

(plopping in water)

(plopping in water) (2)

(plopping in water) (3)

(singing indistinctly)

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