Friday (1995) Edit

A hundred, 120, 140.

About 4 or $5000.

About 200 dollars.

Ain't getting high no more.

Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow. You don't have to go to work.

Ain't nobody lying.

Ain't nobody playing but you.

Ain't nothing in this house.

Ain't that a bitch? You funny.

Ain't that right, Ma? That's my dog.

All right, don't get homeboy fucked up.

All right, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna run here and get you the gun.

All right, I'll eat it.

All right, man. I'm gonna go to the crib, man. My stomach hurt.

All right, ****a, look. When you're done, I'll clean all that shit up for you for $2. Ugh.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the chicken.

All the pig feet.

All these ******s around here might be scared of you.

All you do is smoke weed.

Always talking shit.

Always talking shit. Just can't open the goddamn door.

Always trying to smoke up somebody's shit.

Am I tripping?

And all the fries you can give me.

And I know it's her because I star 69'd her. She hung up again.

And I turned around to jump over the fence, the dog grabbed my ass.

And later on, you call me and let me know what happened, all right?

And the good old gravy I like, the biscuits I like to sop that gravy.

And the only person who could get me out was my mom.

And we was just chilling.

And you ain't got shit to do.

And you ain't got shit to do.

And you know how we do it.

And you know this, man.

And you know this, man.

And you sell that shit yourself next time.

And you, you keep your ass here.

And, man, I ain't been right ever since then.

Another Quaalude, she'll love me in the morning.

Answer the phone, the cable people are supposed to call.

Anybody drop stinky loads, it's me.

Anything else happen?

Anyway, what you doing up so early?

Are you gonna loan me the money?

Are you okay?

Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?

Around here, you gonna work or go to school.

As soon as he said that...

Aw. I'm sorry.

Baby, baby, we was just praying.

Back, back.

Beat him down, beat you down.

Because I steal, I don't kill.

Because I wanna smoke this joint.

Because I'm going to rehab.

Because if you not, I have a pamphlet here that

Because it's Friday.

Because it's Friday.

Because you look like you've been smoking.

Been smoking since I was 2.

Better get your ass off your shoulders.

Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on.

Big Snake. Big Worm. What kind of name is that?

Big stinking government cheese. Couldn't take a dump for two weeks.

Big Worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, man.

BIG WORM: Don't be calling here like you some straight up G...

BIG WORM: Don't play dumb, ******. You know who this is. You got my money?

Big Worm.

Bigfoot motherfucker, you can have your knife.

Bitch got out of the car looking more like Freddie Jackson.

Bitch!

Bleeding and shit.

BOTH: Damn.

BOTH: Hey.

Boy, I don't know why you come down here messing with these people.

Boy, what the fuck you want?

BOY: Mama. GIRL: Help.

BOY: Then give me my money back. It's my money.

BOY: Watch this. Whoo!

Break yourself, fool.

Bring your ass in here. What you talking about?

Brother, stay black.

But after this Friday, neighborhood will never be the same.

But he don't like her.

But I wanna spend Red's money.

But I'm gonna get you high today.

But I'm gonna get you high today.

But I'm not.

But if you come by, I won't call you, okay?

But when he leave...

But you live, you live to fight another day.

But you live.

By a stinking ass filthy dog.

By any chance is Sister Jones in?

Bye bye, baby.

Bye bye, baby.

Bye bye.

Bye, Felisha.

Bye, Smokey.

Bye.

Call me when you get home.

Calm down.

Came home.

Can I have my chili Fritos?

Can I leave the door open?

Can I use y'all's VCR right quick? Wanna dub a tape.

Can't do shit over here.

Cheap ass phone.

China, come on.

CLEVER: Oh, man. Come on.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Sit down.

Come in. I'm thirsty.

Come on outside, man, stop playing.

Come on, Craig.

Come on, Dana.

Come on, Deebo, stall him out.

Come on, get out of here.

Come on, man. Move it.

Come on, put up your dukes.

Come on, sister.

Come on, sister.

Come on, Smoke, let's go in.

Come over here and sit down. Right here.

Cool.

Could y'all stay off my grass, please?

Craig already has a woman.

Craig, can I use y'all's microwave right quick?

Craig, Daddy wants you.

Craig, get out of my room.

Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job.

Craig, I'm on my way to work.

Craig, if somebody comes, whistle.

Craig, it'll stimulate your mind.

Craig, tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone.

Craig, where the iron?

Craig, you ain't got to lie.

Craig, you fucked up. You fucked up.

Craig, you listen to me.

CRAIG: All right, man. All right, man.

CRAIG: All right, man. SMOKEY: We finally got him.

CRAIG: Come on, man. Bring your ass out. SMOKEY: Come on.

CRAIG: Damn.

CRAIG: Damn.

CRAIG: Damn.

CRAIG: For most people, Friday's just a day before the weekend.

CRAIG: For some reason, I don't think Smokey wanted to go in there...

CRAIG: Fucking Yeah. Crawl, punk.

CRAIG: Hello?

CRAIG: Here come Dana.

CRAIG: Hey, hey.

CRAIG: Hey, punk.

CRAIG: Hey, see if she got a friend. All right.

CRAIG: Hey.

CRAIG: Hurry up.

CRAIG: I don't know either.

CRAIG: I look like the Kunta Kinte around this mother?

CRAIG: I wish you weren't slipping today.

CRAIG: I'm clowning.

CRAIG: Look.

CRAIG: ******, you slow.

CRAIG: No.

CRAIG: Remember this?

CRAIG: Scandalous.

CRAIG: Shit.

CRAIG: What the fuck?

CRAIG: Where you at?

CRAIG: Who you talking to?

CRAIG: Who? Deebo.

CRAIG: Yeah.

CRAIG: Yeah. Just go on and knock.

Craig?

Craig.

Craig.

Craig.

Craig.

Craig.

Craig. Craig.

Craig. Craig. Can I talk to you for a minute?

Craig. Telephone.

Crawl, you little bitch.

Daddy wants you again.

Damn, what you doing knocking like you the damn police?

Damn!

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Always caught in the middle of something.

Damn. I'd knock the dust off that pussy.

Damn. Now, shut the hell up.

Dana, wait up.

DANA: Craig, get up. Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.

DANA: Craig.

DANA: Craig.

DANA: Damn.

DANA: Deebo.

DANA: Deebo. Damn.

DANA: Mama, you got some glue?

DANA: Stop, you're embarrassing me.

DANA: What's up? Nothing. Just got off that bus.

Dana.

Dana.

Dana.

Dang, he at it again.

Debbie came by looking for you.

Debbie girl, damn.

DEBBIE: Craig.

DEBBIE: Is Dana here? Uh....

DEBBIE: Look at your face. Look at your face.

DEBBIE: What's wrong? Shh.

Debbie's homeboy.

Deebo ain't seen them neither.

Deebo was over at Felisha house and Debbie house asleep.

Deebo, man. You tripping.

DEEBO: Come on.

DEEBO: Hurry up.

DEEBO: Hurry up.

DEEBO: Shit. Hurry up.

DEEBO: What you got on my drink?

DEEBO: What's up, y'all?

Deebo!

Deebo!

Deebo.

Dizam.

Do I still look high?

Don't "what's up" me.

Don't even ask.

Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here.

Don't ever, ever...

Don't knock these over.

Don't laugh. It ain't funny.

Don't let me catch you, boy.

Don't lie.

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.

Don't start tripping, Craig.

Don't worry about what fuck I be doing.

Don't you see we handling grown folks business?

Drive by.

Drop him, Craig. Drop him, Craig. Drop him, Craig.

Earlier.

Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th, everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.

Eight fifty.

Eight thirty, right?

Eight thirty, why?

Either y'all got Kool Aid, no sugar...

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...

Exactly.

Excuse me, brother.

Ezal, get the hell out of my backyard.

EZAL: Aah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm hurt.

EZAL: Smokey.

Ezal!

Ezal.

FELISHA: Craig.

FELISHA: What y'all smoking on?

FELISHA: What's up, Craig?

Fine. I'm on my way to work.

Fired me on the spot.

Follow me, homey.

Fool.

For real?

For real?

For real? Damn.

For real? I mean, was it like this or was it like this?

For real? No shit?

For real? What she say?

For the last time, would you please stay off my frigging grass, please.

For what?

Forty five, 50 dogs.

Forty, 60, 80.

Fuck Worm.

Fuck you, motherfucker.

Fuck you.

Fucking bitch.

Fucking up the rotation. You could get killed with somebody else.

George Clinton was a dog catcher.

Get a ****** locked up. Man, come on.

Get me glass of water.

Get off me, man.

Get off me, man. Goddamn.

Get off me. Get off me.

Get off my ass!

Get off my ass.

Get off your ass and get in this car.

Get the hell on, Felisha.

Get these for me.

Get up!

Get your feet down.

Girl, that's my friend.

Give it up, Red.

Give me a little for my cataracts?

Give me my goddamn money.

Give me some chili Fritos.

Give me the gun, son.

Give me the gun, son.

Give me the gun.

Give me the money.

Give me the rest. Somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner.

Give me the two piece special, lots of hot sauce.

Go and get something to eat. I know you hungry.

Go ask that bitch for some money.

Go, go, go. Go.

God put this here for me and you.

Goddamn devil.

Goddamn pest.

Goddamn, goddamn.

Goddamn, you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

Goddamn.

Goddamn.

Goddamn.

Goddamn. Motherfuckers.

Good Lord, have mercy.

Got me too, little bitch ass ******.

Got nothing, man.

Gotta crawl before you walk.

Gotta get dressed.

Gotta start the day off right, man.

Ha, you little rat bastards.

Half dead motherfucker.

Have some cereal.

Have you ever had government cheese?

He ain't playing. You think he playing about his money?

He be, like, "Shut the fuck up."

He don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner.

He gonna cry in the car.

He got game.

He had to find out the hard way.

He know where my mama stay, know where your mama stay.

He probably smoke bud too.

He tripping hard.

He was I don't like that.

HECTOR: Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, homes.

HECTOR: Homestead, yo, take it easy, ése.

HECTOR: So you decided to smoke with the big boys, huh, Smokey?

HECTOR: What's up, Craig? What's up, Red?

Heh, heh, heh.

Hell, no, you'll smoke it up.

Hell, no.

Hell, no.

Hell, no. Watch out.

Hell, yeah. We got about 200 dollars, huh, Deebo?

Hello?

Hello.

Her mama got ass too.

Hey, 7:30.

Hey, and bring a radio too.

Hey, Craig, have you seen my shoe ?

Hey, Dana?

Hey, Dana.

Hey, Ezal.

Hey, fuck, man.

Hey, girl.

Hey, go in the house and get me something to roll this up with.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

Hey, hold up. I'll be right back.

Hey, hold up. My mom's in there.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I ain't selling him shit.

Hey, I'm tripping. I ain't scared of shit. I'm doing good.

Hey, it's too early.

Hey, let me wash your car for $2.

Hey, let's go in the house.

Hey, Mama.

Hey, man. Get off me.

Hey, Smokey. Sell me a dub.

Hey, Smokey's back here taking a shit!

Hey, thanks, Smoke.

Hey, uh, this is Smokey.

Hey, um...

Hey, wait a minute, man.

Hey, we both look.

Hey, what time is it?

Hey, what's up with me and you?

Hey, what's up? Come on in.

Hey, who's that?

Hey, why you didn't help me?

Hey, you got some money?

Hey, you know how that is.

Hey, you the last brother money I'd mess with.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. What's with you and that chickenhead?

Hi, boys.

Hi, Mrs. Jones.

Hi, Mrs. Parker.

Hi, Smokey.

Hi, Smokey.

Hi, you guys.

Hold my money.

Hold up.

Holy shit.

Hook me up with Debbie.

Hook.

How much you got left?

How the hell you go get fired on your day off?

How you doing, Brother Craig?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Nothing.

Humongous.

Hurry up with the garbage. I got some more work for you.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Hurry up, shit.

Hurry up.

I ain't fucking with you. Watch out.

I ain't getting high no more.

I ain't going ever smoke weed again.

I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit.

I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground.

I ain't got no sugar.

I ain't selling you nada.

I ain't sweating it.

I ain't tripping.

I ain't trying to be no dog catcher.

I ain't trying to get involved.

I almost had the money.

I asked you nicely.

I be quiet.

I been down before. I taught him better than this.

I bet y'all drinking that wine. Smoking them tweeds and everything.

I can hear my heart beat.

I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool.

I did. I went in there to pick up my check.

I didn't go to the show last night.

I didn't go to the show.

I didn't know you wanted it back, homey. It's right here.

I didn't put that joint to your lip, make you smoke.

I do.

I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass, bust ass...

I don't do that gay shit, now.

I don't even know why I'm tripping.

I don't even like dogs.

I don't give a damn. Get your ass out of this house, boy.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't have nothing.

I don't know what her sister's doing.

I don't know who car that is.

I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. It sounded like machine guns.

I don't like her disrespecting my house.

I don't think so.

I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey.

I don't wanna have to fuck you up, Smokey.

I drink.

I got about 200 dollars.

I got all the game.

I got bit in the ass today, son.

I got fired yesterday.

I got to go in here.

I got to walk Smokey down to his house.

I got you, baby.

I got you.

I grab a dog...

I had a sweet potato pie, you ate the pie.

I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey.

I hate him.

I hate living around a bunch of broke ass people.

I heard they hiring too.

I in there was on the phone with Debbie, and what's up with Rita?

I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic.

I know this.

I know this.

I know what I'm doing, man.

I know you don't smoke weed.

I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too.

I know, huh?

I know.

I know. I be forgetting, baby.

I left my key.

I left my purse in your house. Can I go in and get it?

I mean, Big Worm.

I need to borrow your car quick.

I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans.

I never would've moved in...

I said, "Doggy, please don't bite me, dog."

I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can't smell mine for five minutes.

I smoked half a little piece of joint with you.

I smoked up his weed.

I sold that shit.

I taught him good, didn't I?

I think it was the first one.

I think we better stay in the house.

I thought you had 200 dollars.

I thought you had the day off yesterday.

I told y'all. You all want some?

I told you to hook yourself up.

I told you, the weed be letting you know evil lurks.

I told you.

I told you.

I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet.

I want 150,000.

I want you to get your ass up today, go out and look for a job.

I was just bullshitting.

I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better, um...

I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day.

I won. Give me my money.

I wonder where she going.

I, uh

I'd knock your head with a left hook...

I'll remember that.

I'll see you later.

I'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit.

I'll wait till you come out.

I'll walk you, man, you punk ass.

I'm a man without it.

I'm a man without it.

I'm broke as a joke.

I'm broke.

I'm feeling better already.

I'm gonna call you tomorrow.

I'm gonna face the consequences.

I'm gonna just tuck mine in.

I'm gonna kill you and Smokey. You're playing with my emotions.

I'm gonna knock them over next week.

I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it.

I'm high.

I'm hurt. Oh, my neck.

I'm in Deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave.

I'm in here on the phone.

I'm just gonna go in the house and chill, man.

I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and some leftover pork chops.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not the smartest man in the world...

I'm not trying to laugh. I just thought you two would like each other.

I'm not, man.

I'm on house arrest. I'm not even supposed to be over here.

I'm on probation, I can't be....

I'm out of here anyway.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm thick.

I'm through with this shit.

I'm throwing this away. We ain't even got no milk.

I'm trying to get with her, but Dana won't even hook me up.

If I catch him, I'm gonna beat him like I was his dad.

If I get dealt with, I get dealt with.

If I was working, I wouldn't need 200 dollars.

If we don't pay him by 10:00, he gonna bust a cap in both our ass.

If you ain't got my money or my bud, I'm killing you and him.

If you ain't got nothing on the table, you don't worry about catching a dog.

If you don't get involved, I'm gonna knock your ass out too.

In a little while. Why?

In the back room real quick.

In the bathroom.

Is Dana in there?

Is it the cops?

It be cool.

It kind of looked like your head, but you can't tell from the back.

It sounded like a bomb.

It's angel dust, homes.

It's Friday. We'll get you high."

It's hot as hell out here.

It's just like it's both ours.

It's my shit. I can do whatever I wanna do.

It's on now.

It's over.

It's principalities in this.

It's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

It's the chronic. Don't even worry about it.

It's the principle of the whole thing.

It's your ass, Mr. Postman.

J O B.

Janet Jackson ass get just a little fat.

Janet Jackson?

JOI [OVER PHONE]: Why you can't call nobody back?

Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.

JOI: Uh uh. Hell, no.

JOI: Uh uh. Wait a minute. Who the fuck is that bitch?

JOI: What?

JOI: You ain't got to lie.

JONES: Come in here.

JONES: Craig, come here.

JONES: Craig!

JONES: Craig.

JONES: Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.

JONES: Hey. You kids, quit slamming my goddamn door.

JONES: Hurry, quick. Craig. Oh, shit.

JONES: I'll tell you one thing.

Just bang, bang, bang up his ass.

Just call her, all right?

Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four...

Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance.

Just when I was gonna get the money, Ezal come running and woke him up.

Known for jacking a ******. That's all he do. Damn.

Left me that little plastic thing there. You ain't got no damn milk.

Let me explain.

Let's give her a hand, everybody. Laurie Moore.

Let's go get his ass.

Let's go to my house real quick.

Let's just go back over there. He probably still asleep.

Let's let bygones be bygones.

Like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head.

LIL CHRIS: Boo.

LIL CHRIS: Mama!

Listen. Shh.

Little bastard.

Loan me 200 dollars.

Look at Ezal.

Look at her.

Look here, give me 10 dollars, and I won't say nothing.

Look, fellas.

Look, he need me.

Look, Hector almost hit his nasty ass.

Look, I'm gonna straighten this girl out. I'll be right back.

Look, look, look. She bending over.

Look, man...

Look, ****a, I'm gonna be here at 10:00 on the dot.

Make a choice.

Make it enough.

Make sure if you leave, you lock up the house.

Mama.

Mama.

Mama.

Mama.

Mama. Mama.

Mama. Shit.

MAN [ON TV]: Sorry, Laurie. Time's up. Sorry, Joann.

MAN 1: Get him. MAN 2: Damn.

MAN 5: All right, Craig.

Man, ain't nobody even out here.

Man, ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans.

Man, ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed.

Man, don't tou Let me go.

Man, forget that.

Man, get the hell out of my backyard, man.

Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.

Man, he just hung up.

Man, hell, no.

Man, hell, no.

Man, hold up.

Man, hurry up.

Man, I ain't even trying to fight you, Deebo.

Man, I can't see shit.

Man, I got mind control over Deebo.

Man, I know you didn't

Man, I snuck through the back window to get the money.

Man, I'm high.

Man, I'm trying to, Worm.

Man, I've been getting high all week.

Man, look.

Man, my grandmama gave me that chain.

Man, sit down.

Man, that fool ain't gonna do nothing.

Man, that what it's supposed to do.

Man, that's a female.

Man, that's fucked up, man. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.

Man, that's Lil Chris.

Man, they both got in the car and boned out.

Man, this ******...

Man, y'all busters can't catch me.

Man, y'all some busters.

Man, you don't have to holler, man. I ain't got it yet but I'm gonna get it

Man, you know I want some Kool Aid.

Man, you know that ****** Deebo done had his bike for three weeks, right?

Man, you should've been bobbing and weaving. Look at you.

Man, you were smoking.

MAN: I swear to you. Yeah, I shot one. I know I shot one of them.

MAN: Oh, shit! Oh.

MAN: We've got some nice parting gifts for you.

Man.

Me and Smokey

Me and Smokey got into it with Big Worm today.

Men, let's jump him.

Might as well.

Mom, you didn't tell Daddy what happened yesterday, did you?

Most people wanna borrow sugar or even ketchup.

Mr. Jones, can I use your bathroom, please?

Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones.

Mr. Parker ain't hitting that right, man.

Mr. Parker. Mr. Parker.

MRS. JONES: Craig. Damn.

MRS. JONES: Night, baby.

MRS. JONES: Now, your father?

MRS. JONES: Telephone.

MRS. JONES: You have to tell us before you leave the house.

Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.

Mrs. Parker just don't know.

MRS. PARKER: He wasn't even that good, baby.

MRS. PARKER: He's crazy!

Mrs. Parker. Mrs. Parker. Can I talk

My back. My neck and my back. Oh.

My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago.

My grandmama gave me this chain.

My mama is in Vegas with her boyfriend.

My mama know that's you calling and hanging up.

My microwave?

My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass, all right?

Nasty motherfucker.

Needs some young meat.

Next thing I knew, I was running down the street in my damn drawers.

****a, how much you need?

****a, I'm talking to you. Now, who is she?

****a, we go fucked up.

****a, we need to pay, he crazy. Let's stick together.

******s are broke these days.

Night, Mama.

No napkins or nothing.

No, I'm cool.

No, I'm just bullshitting.

No, Ma.

No, man. Smoke, no. I don't smoke no more.

No, my shit beating too fast.

No.

No.

No.

No. No. She ain't came home from school.

Nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch.

Nobody wanna mess with the Smoke Dog.

Nope. Neither is Brother Jones, they both at work.

Not 10:03, not 10:36.

Not a damn thing.

Not.

Nothing but dirt any damn way.

Nothing, man. I'm fixing something. Just stay over there.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. What you want?

Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation.

Now I'm getting very irritated.