The Big Lebowski Soundboard Edit

A firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the leagues bylaws and also Article 27 of the league.

A Leads or leads? Yeah, sure.

A problem. We need your help. And uh, well, we would very much like to see you.

A refill. Yeah, the Pope shit in the woods.

A trip down a cloud and fell late, miles high, I told my man on a jagged sky.

A wiser fella than myself once said,

A worthy somebody. Is this him with the Nancy? Indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the First Lady? Yes. Was taken when Mrs. Reagan.

A. Papers. Just papers. You know my papers. Business papers.

About a year ago and the couches told me I should show her this. Why, father?

About the Biennale, look, I have to take this, do you still have that?

About the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.

Absolutely fucking 20 grand. Fuck weed. You said you just wanted to come along.

Across the sands of time until we...

After come on, it's just, hey man, it's smoky. So his toes slipped over a little. You know, it's just a game.

After effects?

After she's been heard that kidnapping story. So save it. I know you.

After that the peace away.

After you've let them go, I know that.

Against an embodiment. Ohh man lodged where you're lucky.

Against Kuwait. On the range I belong. Long drifting along with the tumbling. Tom Ball we.

Ah, nice marmot.

Ah.

Ah.

All dude ever wanted was his rug back and I greet him. Really tied the room together.

All I know you remember Oli. He's a musician used to have a group autobahn look. In my LP they released one album, the late 70s.

All right, situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall.

All right, this is pointless.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

All right.

All right. So he says my wife are paying me. She's always busting my freaking agates.

All that you know, I could never. Be alone.

Alright dude, I got to thinking. I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand?

Alright dudes, car got a little danger. We didn't make the fucking handoff, man. They didn't get the fucking money.

Alright, it's fucking 0.

Alright, OK, just just slip the rent under my door.

Also whenever these guys call.

Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

Also, whenever these guys call or if it's during a game.

Alter subject the Dude actually is.

Alter your fucking asshole, dude.

Am I wrong, man? They were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believe in nothing.

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong.

Am I wrong? Yeah, but OK then ohh.

An asshole? OK then. Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushover.

An empty man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.

And a dude. Yes, all but one man died there.

And a good day to you, Sir.

And blaming me, You know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, this could be a a lot more a. Are complex. I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple, you know.

And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla. The Leo Carrillo and. Up to Pismo.

And canopy jungle. I mean, I was a foot soldier for whereas this thing should. Yeah, should be a piece of cake.

And chop, chop. Well, that Walter, I love you. But sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're God damn moron. OK, dude.

And even if he's a lazy man,

And even if he's a lazy man. And the dude was most certainly that.

And I am sorry about that crack on the.

And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.

And I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the realm. I don't know, maybe forf...

And I would like my undies babe.

And I'm not even bruised anymore. Ohh please Jeffrey, I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after effects. Steve.

And in English, too.

And in the middle of a movie? What's up, Walter? What's the point, man? There's no real.

And it's not here. Yeah, yeah, that on the report. Sorry.

And kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

And likes, but the TV's in here.

And look at it, you know, young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know she.

And not the victim. I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence from who.

And see. After effect see.

And so. Theodore Donald Karabatsos.

And spoil. What's your drink, dude? Like Russian? Thanks.

And stay away from my special from my fucking lady friend, man.

And takes youngsters from Watts. Should yeah, the achiever.

And that's cool. That's that's cool.

And that's the Dude,

And that's the dude. And Los Angeles.

And the Dude was most certainly that,

And the Dude, Man, your name's Lebowski. Lebowski.

And the friends and ain't never seen no queen in her damn Dundies, the fellow says.

And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework. Cut your.

And then I umm, you heard the Seattle 7. Umm, that was me. And six other guys.

And then Ohh music business briefly. Yeah, Roddy from Metallica. Speed of sound tour. Hmm. Bunch of assholes.

And then you know a little of this, little of that.

And there was a... uh...

And they pee on your fucking rug. Am I wrong? No. Am I wrong?

And they say he ran away. Brandon.

And this is pretty good ohh wonderful woman we were very happy to these are.

And was there anything of value in the car? Oh.

And we got a nice quiet little beach community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.

And what do you do, Sir?

And who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? I'm kind. It's gonna kick your phony. Go brick and ass. That's who I am.

And without joy, Oh no.

And you know Limberg, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money.

And your bullshit money? You thought that Bunny had been kidnapping. You were fucking glad, man. You could use it as a.

And. I'm perfectly calm, dude.

Anna. That creep can roll, man.

Another Caucasian Gary, right?

Another rock Don't fuck with us.

Another toe. I hear the card. That wasn't.

Any further harm visited upon Bunny

Any issue here? I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, But if she?

Any Semite? I guess I don't fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you.

Anymore. Take a woman like you, OK? The man in.

Anything in my life, you stay away from me, Walter.

Arab Shabas what?

Arab Shabas. What Arab Shabas I can't drive.

Are these the Nazis, Walker?

Are wrong? No. Am I wrong? Yeah, but.

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?

Are you gonna find these guys or you?

Are you sure he won't mind?

Are you surprised at my tear, Sir?

Are you talking about me and the carrier? What's in the fucking carrier?

Are. You're lucky they left the tape deck though. And the Credence.

Arthur Digby Sellers. Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded Dude?

As you can see. It is a ransom note. We.

Ashland, Lincoln. Buy pancakes.

Asian American, please, Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy.

Ask him about the car, man. Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework?

Ask you to leave, lady. I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant. I'm out of here.

Ask yourself, why can't you board it? First of all, dude, you don't have an axe.

At least that was a handle his loving parents gave him. And he never had much use for himself.

At your God damn moron. OK dude, no time to argue.

Away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, hey, I'm not messing with your special lady, She.

Back there. The whole fucking thing is nothing but nothing about oil, which I personally hear too.

Barilla. Yeah, it's a good one.

Be a pushover. We'll get that fucking $1,000,000 back if he hasn't spent it already.

Be a series of victimless crimes? What the talking about the fucking toe?

Be the abductor. Well, yeah, look.

Because he took my rug. Forget it, Donnie. You're out of your element, Walter The.

Because I still get to keep the rust from making the handle, yeah?

Because now you bummed. Let me tell you something else I've seen.

Because the whole world gone crazy. About the only one around here gives a shit about the role.

Because they have to do with Vietnam. What the fuck are you talking about, dude, I'm.

Because this obviously, you're not a golfer.

Beckies only mention that because sometimes there's a man. Ohh say hero. Because what's a hero?

Been going, you know, strikes and gutters, Ups and downs.

Before his time. And your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Cason that lawn dock and hill 364.

Before it. Sorry you got to get in on the other side.

Better, man. Forget about it. Yeah, fuck it, man. Can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. Home.

Beyond pacifism, he's fragile. Very fragile.

Big deck, though, or the Credence?

Big, Big Day.

Billionaire. That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

Blathering about. I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

Blood might pass out. Ohh, you're doing fine.

Blurry. Is this your homework? Claret your car out front. Is this your homework?

Bobowski. Your wife is Bunny.

Bond Love me.

Bond love.

Bonnie Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Canuteson.

Borrow or got two sets down, take a risk on the 4th.

Both things stinks to high heaven. Yeah, right. But but let me explain something about the rug. Do you like?

Bought the fucking car last week. Come on, man.

Bowski, wait, wait. Let me let me explain something to you.

Boy, Oh no. Oh yes. That's Lebowski.

Bring it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his Dick or his rod or his Johnson.

Bringing dude. Thank you, Donny.

Bro, you having you crazy fuck.

Bro. But sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the dude here.

Brother Shamus. Brother Shamus.

Brown. Robin. Am I wrong? Yeah, but I was. Am I wrong?

Bucks almost five. I got $18.00.

Bug is your problem, just as every Bump's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to play in.

Bullshit. Walter Market 8, dude.

Bully game smoking.

Bummer. Ah. This is a bummer, man. That's. That's a bummer.

Bummer. Brad will freely and on the detail.

Bummer. This is a bummer, man. That's.

Busting my freaking agates. My daughter's married towards your rules of bastard. I gotta run.

But he didn't do very well at it. Ohh, he's a, you know.

But he never asked for it back. The 1,000,000 bucks was never in the briefcase. The briefcase was fucking empty, man.

But it was not his to give now. Your face.

But not fucking a this guy peed on it.

But nothing about it indicates the nail Polish.

But sometimes there's a man

But then again, maybe that's why I found the place don't turn interested.

But they're amateurs.

But we were very happy to. These are ohh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so.

But what the fuck you thinking, man? You're right, dude. I got to thinking.

But you get out, both of you.

But you get out, both of you. Look at that fucking phony dude pretending to be a fucking millionaire out of this.

But you might know that man, Why would I? She only ran.

But.

By Who is He? Knox. Harrington. The Video Arts?

Call for you, Dude

Call for you, dude.

Call them up and explain it through. The multi year plan is so fucking simple and little fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bridge.

Can they do there a bunch of fucking amateurs? And meanwhile look at the bottom line.

Can't drive. Man, I'm not supposed to pick up. The phone wasn't emergency this.

Can't drive. Man.

Can't even sit down. You know me, I can't complain.

Capture right? You might do it, Jay.

Carl Hungus.

Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award,

Charge of scheduling Walder Burkhalter. I told that.

Charge was true.

Chelsea, I'd like to see you call when you get home and I'll send a car for you. My name is Maude.

Child. OK, yeah, OK. But let me let me explain something about the dude.

China. Ohh yeah yes. I don't like her.

Christ receptacle, God damn it.

Christian. Love big. Las Vegas. Happy.

Chuck. In fact, he met privately with the president, though unfortunately there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Math is pretty.

Civic ohh. That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is given ohh, not necessarily given every year. Given only when there's a worthy somebody is this.

Clams or whatever you call them. Yeah, but but what about my?

Cocktail. No thanks.

Combat the man in the black pajamas, dude.

Come back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show of.

Come from that. Then there was a lot about the dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lived likewise.

Come in. Yes, yes. Thank you.

Come inside. Same thing.

Come on you, are you? Just take it easy.

Come on, dude, you said so yourself, man, I said. I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain, that's right.

Come on, dude. Hey, fuck it, man. Let's go bowling.

Come on, man, help me put him back in his chair.

Come on, man. So if I can't find your money. What's in it for the dog?

Come on, we're ending this thing. Cheat man. No. What's mine is mine. Come on.

Come on, you.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Put him down, man. Yeah.

Come on. I'm Jackie Treehorn.

Comma arguing. Hey, man.

Computers. You know what? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Defino.

Condolences! The bums lost!

Confident to us. So like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning.

Connect this This is not a worthy time, Sir.

Connie. Phones ringing dude.

Converted when I'm married. Cynthia. Come on, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know this.

Could be. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.

Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man. You like my fucking music? Get your own fucking cab. I have.

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please?

Couldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though. Or the credence.

Course of inspiration, sweetie. Sit down. This man is the police. Ohh. No ma'am, we didn't.

Court, we know that you stole a car and the fucking money and the fucking money and.

Crashed into the mountain. Look, man, come on, who are you going to believe those guys are?

Curation fraction and examine your standing. Thank you.

Cut my Dick off. Now that is just ridiculous, dude.

Cut off your Johnson. Just. That Labosky you're.

Dad Labosky, you're Bigley Panties. Jump on it, Dance conversion.

Damn right I'm living in the fucking past! I... Jesus.

Daniela Bowski.

Danny. If you want it is no dream.

Danny. Whereas what we have here. Watch a fig eaters wearing towels on their head trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank. That's.

Darkness washed over the dude.

Days, et cetera. Umm, very impressive.

Deadbeat Lebowski, you're not dealing with morons here.

Deals me. Oh my.

Definitely not around. Hey, yeah, maybe you and me could pool our resources. Trade information, Professional courtesy computers, You know what I mean?

Definitive evidence from who? From the.

Depending on the options, waiting the car Donnie.

Determines who enters the next round Robin. Am I wrong? Yeah.

Dick off. Thank you. Woman on A5. Anything to say about it? Thank you.

Did you?

Did you? What? What?

Didn't get shot, Mr. Lebowski. Ohh, man.

Different mothers? No, they're not, racially.

Dinner for the dead? Of course there's that to discuss a refit.

Do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic No, no.

Do I make myself clear?

Do something else. I've seen a lot of spinels, dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking Goldberger. Stay away.

Do with you have any kalua?

Do you still have that doctor's number? Ohh. No, really, it's and I'm not even bruised anymore. Ohh.

Do you think he?

Doctor. Oh, Oh yeah. No, no, I haven't yet.

Does he still right? Ohh no no. He has health problems.

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

Doesn't make us sad, Sir.

Doing there, dude. Not too good, man.

Don't fuck with us!

Donnie Ohh. Yeah well. You know, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes you know.

Donnie was a good bowler and a good man.

Donnie, who loved bowling.

Donnie, you're out of your element, dude. The Chinaman is not the issue here. So who?

Donnie, you're out of your element.

Donny who loved bowling.

Donny's Ashes #the dude #annoyed #annoying #ashes

Double back and grab one of them and beat it out of Music goes rolling out of your neck. Did you?

Double Shabas.

Down in the dumps.

Down. Do you wanna drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian.

Driving the car and talking on the phone all by my fuck up dude.

Dude here.

Dude here.

Dude here. Sometimes there's a man. Well. He's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

Dude ohh excuse me. Market 0 Next frame.

Dude ohh yeah I know that you will.

Dude, 100% certain they posted the next round of the tournament. Done.

Dude, are you fucking this up?

Dude, don't go away, man. Come on. This affects all of us, man. They're basic freedoms.

Dude, I'm sorry.

Dude, I'm sorry. Fuck, does anything have to do with Vietnam?

Dude, OK, we proceed, but only if there's no funny stuff.

Dude, the bag man, Man, where do you want us to go?

Dude, this is smoking.

Dude, this is smoking. Look, I don't want to be a hard on about this and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just.

Dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. Yeah. And five fucking years ago you were divorced, So.

Dude, you don't want to know about it. Believe. But Walter, Hell, I'd get you too.

Dude! Dude!

Dude.

Dude.

Dude.

Dude. Back door.

Dude. Darker Than a Black steers Toucas on a Moonless Prairie night. There was no bottom.

Dude. Hey, Marty.

Dude. No dude, that's the name. No one would self apply where I come from.

Dude. Tomorrow's already the 10th.

Dude. Where's Bunny? What?

Duncan, Social Study.

Eastern thing. Far from it.

Easy, man. Relax, man. No physical harm intended.

Electronic. I still jerk off manually.

Employed.

English. I'm sure Obie makes the finals.

Enjoying my coffee.

Enter your right. There is an unspoken message here. It's fuck you, leave me the fuck alone.

Ever bothered to tell us? Well, I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was.

Ever instructions they give or her life is.

Every fucking tank being Charlie. Eyeball to eyeball, yeah.

Every spirited brand can't watch, though. Are you have to be 100?

Exactly what happened That makes me fucking sick.

Exactly, but all loud. There are some nice folks there.

Exactly. Now what happened to your face? Did Jack.

Excuse me, I said. We'll cut off your Johnson.

Excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.

Excuse me? Sex. The physical act of love? Coitus. Do you like it?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ohh nothing.

Expect them? Ohh no, I'm not that really.

Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not.

Family Restaurant ohh please dear. For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Far from it

Far out.

Far out.

Fawn Canuteson Her parents Want her back Story.

Feel very secure. That makes me feel very warm inside.

Feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

Filipowski on the left. So he's a, you know, ohh, handicapped guy. Mr.

Filter. And it was a pretty good story, don't you think?

First of all, dude, you don't have an access. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't afford it. It gets upset, it's hair falls out. Walter. Fuck.

First, man, what the fuck are you talking about?

First, there's that to discuss a refill.

Five, anything to say about it? Thank you, Walter. That makes me feel very secure.

Five. I got $18.00. That's fine, it's mine.

For a photo opportunity, this is pretty good. Ohh wonderful.

For a winner, OK, but how does all this add up to an emergency?

For exactly what's really wrong with the cable, That's why they sent me. I'm Alex Book.

For fuck Walter.

For Mr. Lebowski, is that what this is a picture of?

For you. Jerk off. Do I make myself clear? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Ohh fucking fascist. Malibu Lubelski. Layout of Malibu Deadbeat. Keep your ugly fucking gold brick and ass out of my beach ...

For, you know, domestic..

Forgive me.

Francis Donnelly, pleased to meet you.

Friends like these Hungary.

Friends like these, Hungary. That's right, dude.

From an auto circus, they're on V4 hours, They're linked is 1035 now.

From fucking CAB. I haven't really worked up this.

From the fucking ashes. But just because we're bereaved doesn't make us safe, Sir.

From who? From the main guy, Oli, Oli.

From you? Yeah. So this is a Mortuary, not a rental house. We're scared.

Fuck are you talking about, huh? Now what the fuck are you? I'm not.

Fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell about Ski, huh?

Fuck the three of you. No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Fuck the tournament.

Fuck up. Donny VI, Lenin, Vladimir. Ilyich, Eleanor.

Fuck you in the limo, you son of a bitch. No argument.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on. We're ending this thing. Cheat, man.

Fuck you. Lock down your plastic. Got you.

Fuck, what do you say? Where's the handoff?

Fuck.

Fucked here, nothing is fucked. No man.

Fucking A.

Fucking amateur. Well, hey, Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep.

Fucking around, man. OK dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ring or chop, chop.

Fucking better. Mind who I am. You shouldn't go in there, dude. He's very angry.

Fucking bitch. Ohh yeah, I am the Walrus.

Fucking bitch. Ohh yeah.

Fucking brat. But I'm sure your goons can get it off them. I mean, he's 15.

Fucking Christ. Crazy, yeah.

Fucking Christ. Crazy. Yeah. Ran away about a year ago.

Fucking cry, baby. So cool that Walter. Hey, look.

Fucking dollars. Am I wrong? Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our car? Our.

Fucking glad, man. You can use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you.

Fucking Goldberger. Stay away from me, Mr.

Fucking Mommy. I'm not gonna. They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gone.

Fucking nihilists knew where she was. She's a dude. She never even kidnapped herself.

Fucking past I. Jesus. What the hell happened?

Fucking Quintana.

Fucking this up.

Fucking toe. Excuse me, Sir, Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Fucking turn, dude, man. If my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't you board it?

Fucking watch. That's right, dude. The beauty of this is it's simplicity once.

Fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what do you say? What do you get divorced? You turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being *******?

Fucking.

Fully game smoking.

Funny stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Funny. I can look back on a life of achievement. Challenges met. Competitors bested. Obstacles to overcome.

Gay people.

Get a job, Sir. The bombs will always lose.

Get in and I'll send the limo. I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, which I assure you is not a problem.

Get on. You just met me. You. You human Paraquat.

Get up. You fucked it up. Her life was in our hands, man.

Getting lace? I'll ask you again, Did I urinate on your rug?

Getting Mr. Lebowski OK The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

Give me a call. Kind of your function looking healthier. Funk cooking. She has lingonberry pancakes.

Give me the marker, dude. I'm marking an 8.

Giving her enough, You know she owes money all over town.

Go fucking Brad. You know, this is a very complicated case, mom. A lot of hands, a lot of outs.

God damn wind.

God damn wind. Fuck. God damn it, Walter.

God, they shot him. Man shot. Dude, they shot.

Goes on man. Home sweet home, Mr. Rell.

Going to kill shit. They're not going to do shit. What can they do to a bunch of fucking amateurs and me?

Good afternoon. You see? Nothing's fucked here, dude. Nothing is fucked.

Good man. Those days, yeah.

Good morning. Come and get it.

Good Neighbor Soft, Who is this gentleman dude?

Good rules. His girlfriend gave up her toll. She's.

Good to meet you. Jacobowsky, Alter.

Good, you're coming to a wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge, you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car you'll be.

Good.

Good. Take a woman like you. Do the Man in Man.

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

Got a whole lot of money? It's ready to burn. Good. Those stakes are high.

Gotcha.

Grant on the phone. He told me where do I fit in?

Great. Yeah. Your father.

Gun around. Come on, you. Are you just?

Guy Olli Olli Konko Her costar in the Beaver picture.

Handle There is no fucking handoff, man.

Hands down. And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Hands, man. Easy, dude. We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna.

Hanson Old Duders have fully doesn't have it. Then who does?

Happened. Yes, yes. Ohh. So you know that they were trying to piss on your ride.

Hardy Ackerman brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling.

Has the money. Well, no, not exactly.

Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir.

Have they called yet? What the hell is this?

Have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things and interactive erotic software wave.

Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain.

Have you heard of Vietnam?

Have you told Brant on the phone? He told me. Where do I fit in?

He believes in nothing. He believes in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. And to me?

He died... he died as so many men of his generation,

He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

He doesn't spend it already. Million fucking clams.

He fixes the cable. Don't be fat. She was Jeffrey.

He followed us. When did you start?

He fucked you up. Show me what you got, Nihilist. I Fuck.

He got me out of the way while he looked for it.

He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself. Father's weaknesses, vanity. Hence the slut.

He hung up! You fucked it up! You fucked it up!

He kept the money. My point is, here we are. It's Shabas, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death.

He killed a girl. Yeah. It seems you have forgotten our little deal. The Bosky.

He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In and Out Burger.

He thinks the carpet business didn't. Well, dude, we just don't know.

He told me I know what happened. Yes, yes ohh so.

He's a good man and thorough that that that's thoughtful, but please.

He's a good man and thorough.

He's a nihilist. That must be exhausting.

He's cracking the whole concept of Asian. I mean many learned amount of disputed this but in the 14th century the Rambam he like.

He's cracking.

He's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man. Hey, man.

He's not a First Amendment thing. If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, lady.

Hello dude, thanks for coming.

Hello Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.

Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved.

Hello, Jeffrey.

Her life is in your hands, dude.

Her life was in our hands, man. We're screwed.

Her revolution is over. Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bombs lost.

Here's the kid should be a pushover when you're the in and out burger. What the?

Here's the money. And foam.

Herself. She kidnapped herself, I said. I thought.

Hey Maddy dude, I I finally got. I got the the venue I wanted to.

Hey man, I'm How are you working for Lebowski a Jackie Treehorn?

Hey man.

Hey man. How do you do, dude?

Hey, at least I'm house broken.

Hey, the truth brand. I don't remember most of it.

Hey, this is a private residence, man.

Hey, Walter, come on, it's Smokey.

Hey, what's this day of rest? Shit, What's this bullshit? I don't fucking care. It don't matter to Jesus, but.

Hey. Who's your friend in the Volkswagen, huh? Yeah, he followed us here.

Hi, hello. Minor Dispatches has done something wrong with Donna Kabul.

Hickman. Walter with eight.

His wife goes out and owes money all over town and they pee on my rug. They pee.

Hmm, very impressive. Ohh. Please feel free to inspect them.

Hmm. Anyway, we'll go there after the What have you embraced? The kid should be a pushover.

Hmm. No, no, man, she hit me right here.

Home alone or eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia Marty Ackerman, we were going through the fucking.

Honey, go Brick and Esquire, man, we know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the 1,000,000 bucks for yourself.

Hoping that they would kill her, you threw out a ringer for a ringer.

HOW ABOUT YOUR？ はい。

How are you? Listen, Maude. I.

How do you do, dude? I wonder if I see you again.

How do you get around on Shannon? Really, dude, He's surprised. They're.

How much they give you 20 grand man and of.

How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

How we're going to get her back? Where is she? That's the simple part, dude.

How you doin' there, Dude?

How you doing there, dude?

How you urinate on your Rd. I mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello.

Huh. I'm sorry. Smoking. You were over the line. That's a foul.

Huh. Ohh what do you mean dude? Rug peers did not do this.

Huh. That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious. If I understand it correctly, it's this was fucking watch. It's right.

Huh. Yes, I know all about it. And I know that you acted as Courier.

Human paraquat, you figured, ohh, here's a loser you know, a deadbeat, somebody the Square community won't give a shit about.

Husband, That's your business.

I accept your apology.

I am the walrus. That's fucking bitch. Ohh yeah.

I assume this is credit card.

I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish.

I can't complain. Ohh fucking hey man, I got a rash, man. I got a.

I can't flow that far.

I can't go give him a bill. So what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are?

I cannot solve your problem, Sir, Only you can.

I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can

I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. Yeah, but no, man, I gotta, you know.

I could do that. If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum.

I did not know that.

I didn't legal either. What do you fucking park Ranger now?

I didn't like seeing Donahue.

I dig the way you do business, man.

I don't get along. He doesn't approve of my lifestyle and Needless to say, I don't approve of his How.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

I don't know who is at fault here. What the fuck are you talking about, huh?

I don't know, Sir. Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man? Umm sure that in the period testicles.

I don't like you jerk off name. I don't like you jerk off face. I don't like you jerk off behavior and I don't like you. Jerk off.

I don't like you jerk off name. I don't like you jerk off face. I don't like you jerk off behavior and I don't like you. Jerk off.

I don't want a partner. In fact, I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially or who have any interest in raising the child himself.

I Fuck you, Walter. Come on. He's got a sword.

I fucked your fucking ball, man.

I fucked your fucking ball.

I got to tell you, tone man, earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. Really. Down in the dumps.

I got up so tight I couldn't learn why the saw so much I broke my mind.

I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy

I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps. Perpetuating itself. Down through the generations. Westward the wagons across the sands of time until we.

I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my.

I have a really nice look this out and kick your ass out, man.

I have to compensate...

I have to take this Do you still have that doctor's number?

I hope you don't see me. Ragged company.

I I don't know, Sir.

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

I kill your fucking car!

I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought.

I know that guy.

I know that.

I know you think you're the queen of the underground.

I know. Yeah. How are you? Listen.

I like your style, dude.

I mean quite as I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude.

I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up. This payoff.

I might have introduced them for all I know.

I never was any money. The Big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase. So take it up with him, man.

I pushed my soul in a deep, dark hole, and then I followed it in.

I received this fax this morning.

I see you roll your way to the semis.

I see you roll your way to the semis.

I think he's got room for one more one. Ohh. You never went to college. Please.

I think we are kidding, thinking with the funny stuff.

I told that fuck down at the league office who's in charge of scheduling Walter Berkhalter. I told that crowd of fucking thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos, Walter. They already posted it. Well...

I told that fuck down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling, Walter?

I told. You fucking know it's been stolen.

I understand. Could you slide your shorts down please?

I want my. Yeah, all right, man. I mean, you know, there are a lot of. Fast. It's to this lot of interested parties.

I was bowling, so you have no frame of reference here, Donnie. You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants it up. Walter.

I was I wrong? Yeah. But I wasn't over.

I watched myself crawling out because I was crawling in.

I will tell you this. Any further harm visited upon Bunny? Will be visited tenfold upon your head.

I woke up this morning with the sundown. Shannon in. I found my mind in a brown paper bag. But then.

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.

I, I, I, I don't. They did not receive the money, you nitwit. They did not receive the money.

I. I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement, the original Port Huron Statement.

I. The royal we you know the editorial I dropped off the.

I'll be there, man.

I'll be there, man.

I'll be with you in a moment, Mr. Lebowski.

I'll call back. Look, she kidnapped.

I'll say it again. You told Brand on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes. Yes.

I'll suck your cock for $1000.

I'm about to unfold. Uh. I guess I've seen something every bit as stupified as you've seen any of those other places, and in English too. So.

I'm finishing my coffee

I'm getting to your rug. My father and I don't get along.

I'm gonna keep. Keep on run. He calls me my very best time.

I'm here. He fixes the cable.

I'm just going to go find a cash machine.

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

I'm not a world of pain.

I'm not.

I'm perfectly calm, Dude.

I'm perfectly calm, dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around. Calmer than you are.

I'm saying I see what you're getting at. Dude, you kept the money. My point.

I'm slamming him tonight.

I'm slamming up tonight.

I'm sorry to hear about Donny.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

I'm the Dude, man.

I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. You know that? Or his dude Iness, or Duder. Or, you know, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I'm throwing rocks tonight.

I'm throwing rocks tonight. Market dude.

I'm throwing the money, Walter. We're not fucking around, man, OK, dude.

I'm working an 8. Smoking my friend. You're entering a world of pain.

I've accomplished more than most men and without the use of my legs.

I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

If he knows I'm a fuck up,

If I put toll, she thought we'd been getting $1,000,000.

If I see you again, I wouldn't miss the semis. OK.

If it was during league play, watch during league play.

If my ex wife asked me to take care of her dog

If you will it, it is no dream.

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

In accordance. With what we think your dying wishes might well have been.

In adult entertainment, it's video, dude.

In car. No, we can't do that, dude. The fucks up our plan.

In fact, she was Jeffrey. Little matter to me, this woman chose to pursue a career in pornography. Know that she has been banging Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our times, however.

In person only. What happened to your jaw? Ohh, I'm nothing.

In the briefcase.

In the car. No here.

In the true sense of the word, our mutual acquaintance, Bunny is one of these Listen.

In the water. Alright, where to go, Donny?

In unmarked, non consecutive twenties."

In you know, the guy? I might have introduced him for all I know. You remember.

In your diapers on the doski, Jackie Treehorn wants to see you, Jackie.

In your hands. Maintenance.

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him

Increases.

Increases. Well, yes. What did you think? This is all about fun and games. I want a child.

Installing. Well, certainly that's a possibility, dude.

Invaded by magicians. My back.

Is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

Is ludicrous. There's college being expert.

Is not in. Do you find them much, these stolen cars?

Is one of these. Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but, you know, I don't see what this has to do with you. Have any?

Is that what this is a picture of gonna sense? Yes, they are.

Is the 9th grade dude and his father is. Are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers.

Is the point. Look, we all know who is at fault here. What the?

Is there a Ralphs around here?

Is there something wrong with Donna Carbo? Yeah, come on in. I'm not really.

Is this a... What day is this?

Is this your homework, Larry? Ask him about the car man. Is this you?

Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework lyric?

Is this your homework, Larry? We know what this fucking homework.

Is this your homework? Like man, please.

Is this your only ID?

Is what happens, Larry. You see what happens, Larry. Let's see what happens when you fuck a stranger there. This is what happened.

Issue here So who who Jeff?

Issue with that camel fucker in Iraq, pacifism is not something to hide behind.

It again you told Brand on the phone, he told me I know what?

It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office by you don't for Jesus.

It is no dream. 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?

It is no dream. What the fuck you talking about, man? The carrier?

It is. He made it all hit the $4.

It really..

It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an embankment.

It was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest and Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide.

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

It'll make her home sick. Ohh boy.

It's $180. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

It's a fucking game, man. But it is a game. You said so yourself.

It's a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped her son.

It's a league game, Smoke.

It's all God damn fake man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit and you know.

It's all pissed off in this. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh?

It's all pretty harmless. You probably kidnapped herself.

It's an ether, yeah. And also, let's not forget, let's not forget, dude, that keeping wildlife in an amphibious rodent for. You know, domestic. Within the city. I didn't legal either.

It's gonna hurt us. No, Donnie. These men are cowards.

It's good knowing he's out there. The dude. Taking her easy for all of us sinners.

It's hair falls out. Walter fucking dog has fucking papers over.

It's high I'm here, dude, as the ex used to say.

It's me. Ohh my. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

It's not fair. Fair. Who's the fucking nihilist around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? So cool.

It's only it off. The fuck is he talking about? Fucking?

It's quite a pad you got here, man, completely unspoiled.

It's Wednesday instead. Whoa, you got our day Wednesday, baby.

Jackie and I think the way you do business, man.

Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski.

Jacobowsky Alter Subject.

Jeez. They were Nazis, dude.

Jeffrey, what are you talking about? Jeffrey Walter.

Jeffrey.

Jeffrey. Walter, If you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. Come on, Walter.

Jesus Christ, Walter. The point is, they're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me.

Jesus fucking Christ. Crazy, yeah.

Jesus is Bush league psycho stuff.

Jesus, man, could you change the channel?

Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man. I feel like my fucking music. Get your own fucking cab. I haven't really looked inside and kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough ni...

Jesus, you said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus.

Joe Walter. So what? Fucking Arthur Digby. Sellers wrote 156 episodes, dude. Huh. Bulk of the series.

Johnson All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. My father.

Johnson All right.

Just came over. To use the shower story is ludicrous.

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Just fucking homework. Where's the fucking money? A little brat look.

Just got home from Illinois. Lock the front door or got.

Just take it easy, man. You know that's your answer for everything, dude.

Just to keep in my head, man, you know, a lot of strands and old duders head.

Just told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute. Sit down.

Keep it getting $1,000,000. It's not fair. Fair.

Keep the back seats. Yeah. Terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're going to get her back. Where is she?

Keep your ugly fucking gold bricking ass out of my beach community.

Kids. The hope is that The Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my Dick off. Now that is just.

Kill her. We're fucked, Walter.

King Mormon. We are sympathizing here, dude. Fuck.

Knew I wanted to. I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater on Tuesday night and.

Know that. Well, it's all water under the bridge and.

Lady sweetie, that man is here.

Lady, my buddies died face down in the muck

Lana. Go ahead. Hello.

Larry, may we come in? Yes, yes.

Las Vegas with Donnie. Man, it's crashing. Down the drain.

Laughable man.

Laundry. The whites. Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies.

Leave a message after the beep. Thanks.

Lebowski Ohh man, that's been a joy ride situation.

Lebowski, you are Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski, you're not dead.

Lebowski. Who the fuck are you, man?

Lebowski's office Please call us as soon as it's convenient.

Leeds.

Let me explain something about the Dude.

Let me explain something about the dude. Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner.

Let me tell you something, Pando.

Let's get down to cases, my father told me. He agreed to let you have the rock, but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give.

Let's go bowling.

Let's go fuck it

Let's go pick some blankets.

Let's take in one missus, right, Lebowski on the left there.

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Light and. Has it ever occurred to you that instead of, you know, running around blaming me?

Like an Irish monk.

Like an Irish monk. What the fuck are you talking about?

Like it I was. Talking about my rug, you're not interested.

Like my undies bear this guys going to hurt us.

Listen occasionally? You might learn something

Listen. Quiet. So let me make something play. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski.

Literal connection with their face that there isn't any connection your role.

Little Bowski, Urban achievers, inner city, children of promise, but without the necessary means for necessary means for a higher education. So Mr. Lebowski.

Little lately. What do you do for recreation? Ohh, the usual bowl. Drive around. Occasional acid flashback.

Little mothers, ohh you run stuff.

Look for. Cocktail.

Look like an egg?

Look like an egg? Strong men also cry. Strong run also cry.

Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner.

Look. Just tell him, tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know.

Look. Who's your friend in the Volkswagen?

Looking every pajamas, Walter, shut the fuck up.

Looking for it? Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the money, Lebowski?

Looking money, Lebowski. 1,000,000 bucks from fucking needy little urban achievers.

Lost a little money, you know.

Lost a little money. You know what? Forget about it. Forget about it.

Love Boski. Yeah. Out of ice. We killed a girl. Yeah.

Love me.

Love. Night, night and daytime. See you. You'll never be safe again.

Lubelski. Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat.

Lucky. She is the light of my life.

Made the drop and everything went you know, Ohh yeah. How'd it go?

Make it. Love despairs. Viva. Thank you.

Make Mickey any Semite.

Makes a hell of a Caucasian Jackie.

Making friends of hers in Palm Springs, she just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. Well, I guess.

Malibu Lebowski.

Man outside.

Man, it's an emergency. Come on. Enough. Yeah.

Man, Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.

Man, nothing is fucked here. Nothing is fucked.

Man, that's fucking interesting. Plus he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, so that there's no reason, there's no fucking reason why his wife should go out. No money all over town. And t...

Man, where do you want us to go?

Man, you mark that frame manager under in the World of pain.

Man. He would. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors. And bowling.

Man. Just defend the Mardis.

Mardis told me all about you.

Market 0 Next frame Bullshit, Walter.

Market Zero. Put the piece away, Walter.

Matt, Right, go with you. One person only. What happened to your jaw?

Matter of life or death, you come off at Walter, you're not even fucking *******, man.

Maude has told me all about you.

Maude. I got to. Tender my resignation or whatever because. Looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.

Me and the driver, I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone.

Me right here, I understand. Could you?

Mean to you, and you stole it. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money. You.

Means for necessary, means for a higher education, so.

Medics dude myself, but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.

Messing with your special lady. She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping.

Might bump me up into a higher tax grant. Give him the envelope.

Military stump on it Instruction.

Million fucking clams. And yes, we'll be near the in and out.

Mine is mine. We fuck you up, man. We taste the money.

Mine. Come on, Walter. Ohh, funny stuff.

Money all over town. Ohh. Again, it's all God damn face.

Money love wants to be 1 Some money love.

Money, man. And you know, of course they're going to say they didn't get it. Because she wants more, man. She's.

Money. He got me out of the way while he looked for it.

Money. What do you mean, man? He believes?

Morning, girl. But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way.

Most certainly was not. Hey man, why don't you fucking listen? Occasionally you might learn something. Now I got.

Most my advice to you is to do what your parents did. Get a job, Sir.

Most of your father's money, I keep telling you it's the foundations money. Father doesn't have any.

Mother. She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.

Mr Lebowski asked me to repeat that.

Mr. Burkhalter, I told that crowd a fucking thousand times. I don't roll on Shabbos, Walter.

Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that my life is in your hands.

Mr. Lebowski Brand again.

Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as Courier once we get instructions for the money.

Mr. Lebowski, this is Belle Sellinger of the Southern Cup Bowling League I just got.

Mr. Lebowski, this is Brand at. Well, at Mr. Lebowski's office, please call us.

Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty Officer Roll Fog of the LAPD.

Mr. Lebowski.

Must defend of Marty's friend with a cleft asshole.

My back door. That you were happy.

My career is slowed down a little lately.

My dirty undies dude laundry the whites.

My man, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the woman who took your rug.

My point is you're ready to be fucked, man.

My rug was also installed.

Named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood on Radford. By the in and Out burger.

Nations. Why did he think you have it? Who does?

Natural zesty enterprise. However, there are some people. It is called satyriasis and men infomania and women who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

Near the in and out burger. Those are good burgers, Walter. Shut the fuck up.

Needy little urban achievers You are, Scum man. Who the?

Negative energy into the tournament. Fuck the tournament.

New shit has come to light and shit, man. She kidnapped herself.

Nihilist I fuck you.

No build. He's a good man and thorough.

No funny stuff. All right, all right. Got the four bucks? Almost 5.

No more Cut your Dick off, Larry. You're killing your father, Larry.

No one can complain, and we keep the baksheesh.

No one's going to cut your Dick off. Thank you, woman.

No physical harm intention. Who the fuck are you? Why you following me around?

No problem on man SO.

No thanks to you. Where's the fucking money? Lebowski, 1,000,000.

No thanks. It's not my father's money, it's the foundations.

No, Donnie, these men are cowards.

No, dude, he shot Danny. You weren't any shots fired.

No, here.

No, I haven't yet. I'd like to see you immediately.

No, I just. I just want to handle it by myself from now on.

No, I'm just trying to ohh shit about the fucking Marmot.

No, man. She hit me right here.

No, Mr. Lebowski, it had not occurred to me that.

No, no funny stuff. Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.

No, no, hey, hey, that's not his head.

No, no, that has nothing to do with it.

No, not that really. Well, please, please, that is.

No, they're not. Racially, it's pretty cool.

No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack.

No, what the fuck are you... I'm not...

No, what's mine is mine. Come on Walter. Ohh.

No, you're not wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong.

No. And yet his son is a fucking dance.

No. He's a saxophone or with a record. He did six months of Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old.

No. Where's the money, Lebowski? We want that money with Bowski Bunny.

Noah won't forget to put roses on your grave.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Not a rental house. We're scattering the fucking ashes. But.

Not at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?

Not cool that Walter a. Look, pal. There never was any money the.

Not literally. As children, they're the Little Lebowski urban achievers.

Nothing. Huh. Yes, I know.

Now that is just ridiculous, dude. No one's going to cut your Dick off.

Now that we're competing with those amateurs, we can't afford to invest in a little extras like story. Production value. Feelings.

Now this is your story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 90s, just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.

Now we don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. We're.

Now we got a nice quiet little beach, comma.

Now, this story I'm about to unfold

Nuclear family, man. Taking care of her fucking dog going to her fucking synagogue.

Observe the bombs will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The.

Occurred to me. That had not occurred to us, dude.

Of any connection your role have it your way. But my point is, my point is, Are you ready to?

Of any connection your role.

Of course you do.

Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is dude.

Of Moorhead, MN. They think it'll make her homesick. Ohh.

Of the recovered sum, 100,000 yes. Bones or clams or whatever you call them.

Of the two acted as Courier. Let me tell you something, the whole thing stinks to high heaven.

Of them house broken. Time.

Of these two guys, you know, I'll say it again.

Of this Lebowski, he called himself The Dude. No.

Off market 0.

Oh, fuck me, man!

Oh, oh, alright, OK, just.

Oh, that must be exhausting.

Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around.

Ohh alright.

Ohh boy. How you gonna keep him down a farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

Ohh fuck it dude. Let's go bold.

Ohh fuck it Ohh fuck.

Ohh fuck it.

Ohh fuck it. Where are you going, dude? We're home, Donnie. Ringing dude. Thank you, Donnie.

Ohh fuck me man. That kids already spent all the money, man.

Ohh fucking fascist.

Ohh God, they shot him, man shot.

Ohh him. What exactly is the problem?

Ohh Jesus, what's that smell man?

Ohh Jesus.

Ohh Larry Sellers. This high school kid. Real fucking brat, you know.

Ohh look at me. I'm rambling again.

Ohh man, we fucked up this payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off in this and Lebowski.

Ohh man.

Ohh man. Ohh, he's back. No thanks to you.

Ohh man. You fucked it up. You fucked it up.

Ohh money all over town. And then they come and they pee on your fucking rug.

Ohh my fucking car. We want some money. Love Bosky, yeah.

Ohh nice Marmot.

Ohh no, don't do that. Not on the rug, man. See.

Ohh people forget that the brain. Is the biggest of rogener zone warning maybe?

Ohh shit dude. I'm sorry.

Ohh the editorial. I dropped off the money exactly as per look.

Ohh the fucking show Walter. So why?

Ohh well. I dig your style too, man. I've got a whole cowboy thing going.

Ohh yeah yes. I don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas.

Ohh, handicapped. Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes.

Ohh, it's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

Ohh, Market 0, They're calling the cops man. Put the piece.

Ohh, not exactly a lightweight, no.

Ohh, something's dog like it's Pomeranian.

Ohh, that must be exhausting. You're not blowing.

Ohh, that's my friend Sherry. She just came over to use the shower.

Ohh. Speaking of which, do you think that you could give me my 20,000 in cash my.

Ohk OK dude, no time to argue hey man.

OK dude, have it your way.

OK, dude, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here. Come on, Donnie.

OK, dude, your will.

OK, just one other car.

OK, OK. Man, hey.

OK, Sir, you're Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific.

OK, you know you guys aren't Privy to all the new shit, so you know.

OK, you were over the line. That's the follow bullshit. Mark it 8 dude ohh excuse.

OK.

OK. Is this so? What day is this?

OK. Thanks. Wide Russian.

On a jagged sky. I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

On a level Field Canada $1 million How are unmarked Nonconsecutive 20 weekly await instructions No funny stuff.

On and on. Listen to. Dude, dude.

On socialism, dude. At least it's an ethos, yeah. And.

On the phone. Please dude, follow whatever instructions they give.

On the porch imagination. Soon I'll sing. Get out my back door.

On the rug, man. See. See what happens, Lebowski. You see what happens.

One house offering pacifism is not. Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq.

One man died there at dinner. I know the fucking show, Walter. So what? Fucking.

One of them out. I know.

One point not now, of course. You know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean? Beyond pacifism.

Only ID. Know my rights, man.

Open your diapers on Lebowski.

Or fucking shot. Fuck it. That's it. I'm out of here. Ohh come on.

Or we'll fuck you up.

Others.

Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.

Our fucking troubles are over.

Our little deal. The Bosky. You don't have the fucking girl dip. Shit. We know you never did.

Our little game and, you know, wander on back. Yeah. How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walder?

Our our carnival.

Out of that fucking car, man. Get out of that fucking car. Like all of the car, man. Get out of the fuck.

Out of the car, we throw the money out of the moving car.

Out, you know. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

Outside the room together. Dude, my rug. Were you listening to the dude story, Donny?

Over a little, you know, it's just a game, man. This is a.

Over the line.

P.

Pacifism is not something to hide behind. Just take it easy, man.

Panda, you pulling your crazy shit with us, You flash a piece out on the lanes. I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes Click.

Part times you know she owes money all over town, including the known pornographers.

Pasadena, man. Come pick me up from off the fucking bowling team.

Peace away, Walter. You think I'm fucking around there Barking 0?

Peed on my rug. Peed on the dude's rug. Donnie.

Peeling my fucking rug. That's right, dude. They peed on your fucking rug.

Peers did not do this. Look at it. Young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough. You know she.

People you delivered it to well. I could do that.

Personally, come and pee on my rug. Hello. Do you speak English, Sir? Parlo. Study English. I'll ask.

Pete on the dudes rug. Donnie, you're out of your element.

Piece of shit. I I figure yeah.

Place I need you to come pick me up. I can't drive Janice Arab Shabas. What?

Play what's during league play. Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. I I figure.

Playing this fucking Lebowski guy. His name is Lebowski. What's your name, dude? This is the.

Please do so I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord jipped me.

Please lower your voices, man. Don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in, you know?

Please. Is this your homework, Larry?

Pleased that? Yeah, don't touch that. I did. But you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai sticks, breaking the ROTC, you know, bowling.

Plex, everything can go wrong. There's one thing I learned in Nam.

Plug in the house. Well, enjoy and perhaps we'll see you again sometime, dude.

Plug into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, Sir?

Plus. I have no choice. But they'll tell these bums to do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski.

Pointless. OK. It's time for Plan B.

Polish Walter Fine dude.

Political advocacy? Which ones log jamming?

Pomeranian bowling. You brought it bowling. I didn't run it. Shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, dude. Any of my fun.

Pomeranian I can't leave him home alone or eats the furniture.

Poor woman, a Walter. If you can't ride in the car, then how do you get around on Shannon early, dude?

Poor woman, man. The fuck are you talking about?

Position that's complaining. We keep the back seat. Yeah, terrific.

Press talking, man. Now so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

Prior restraint.

Proud we are of all of them. I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1,000,000 from the foundation account, and he told me about this abduction. But I tell you, it is preposterous this camp.

Push over near the right The fuck up, Donnie.

Put him down, man. Yeah, I'll put him down, dude. I didn't get it.

Put the piece away, Market 0.

Putting a fucking park Ranger now.

Quick, come on man, I'll kill your fucking car.

Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county,

R. My name is Walter Sobchak. This is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski.

Railroads here. This is a guy. The fuck are you?

Reactionary. So your father? Ohh yeah, I get it. Yeah yeah. What?

Read the room together, did it not? Fucking A.

Really enormous fans.

Really. Ohh please please. That is the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic.

Really. Tied the room together. You told Brant on the phone. He told me what?

Recognise her, Of course.

Related Ohh, He's a you know, No. He helps administer the charities now and I I give.

Repeat that her life is in your hands.

Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine.

Right N on the 405, they will call you on the portable phone with instructions in about 40 minutes.

Right on the phone, he told me Where do I fit in?

Right, for making the handle, Yeah, he gave dude the beeper.

Right, I'm out of here. Hey dude, don't go away, man.

Right. My soul. You set my soul on fire.

Robert Walter. They already posted it. Well, they could fuck it up. Post it. Who gives?

Rolled bug in the LAPD We've recovered your automobile. It can be claimed that the North Hollywood auto circus there on Victory.

Ronnie, please. You know, this is the fucking guy. I could.

Russian. The bars over there.

Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

Say, come on. Enough. Yeah. Listen, Walter, I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up.

Say, friend, you got any more of that good set for real?

Says. But I'll tell you what, After seeing Los Angeles, and this is your story I'm about to unfold.

Says. What's that smell man? Ohh yeah, it's probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just use it as a toilet. Moved on.

Scare me? I gotta get back. Sure. Take it easy dude. Ohh. Yeah.

Schumer. Shabas. What's that? Yeah.

Schumer. Shabas. What's that? Yeah. And in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Is there? Do they?

See dude. Where is your car?

See exactly is look, man, I've got certain information, all right. Certain things have come to light and you know.

See them tumbling down pledging their love to the ground (2)

See what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the act.

Sellers. Who the fuck is that? Huh. Who the fuck is?

Send me dead flowers to my wedding. And I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

Send me that. Every morning.

Send me that. Spider-Man.

Sending all of them to college. Excuse me. Thank you. Thank you.

Sense. Yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men the word itself.

Separate incidents.

She was fucking Tubio. You know, it's it's all a part of your sick Synthia thing.

She's been kidnapped. The Phenom man. I don't know. Maybe not. But she's definitely not around.

Shelter. Pick it up, man. It's an emergency. Come on.

Shit, I I figure. Yeah, with Walter, I figure.

Shit.

Shit. About his million bucks. I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.

Shit. Market 8, dude. Ohh excuse me.

Shit. The fuck's going on, Walter? What?

Should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had a dump 16 Jack. Ohh. Now the neighbor's fucking tank being chat.

Should be pushed over.

Show me what you got, Nilus.

Shut the fuck up, Don.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. Kid is in 9th grade, dude and his.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Shut the fuck up. Don't say people. I'm doing business here, man.

Sign in. No. All we're gonna do. Who's get her back? No one.

Since you have failed to achieve. Even in the modest task which was your charge?

Sing Labosky Nasim, and tomorrow we come back and we cut off your Johnson.

Sir, I just want to say. That we're both on a personal level. Really enormous fans.

Sir. Sit down, please.

Sitting in the trunk of our car, our car dirty undies my fucking wife.

Sitting on 1,000,000 fucking dollars. Am I wrong?

Sizable debt to me. Ohh no she didn't run off. She's been.

Ski. And with Brant as my witness, I will tell you this.

Slavonski's children Differently No.

Smokey, This is not NOM. This is bowling. There are rules.

So if you could just. Write me a check for my 10% of half 1,000,005 grand out mingle.

So if you don't mind, well, I do mind the dude minds. This will not.

So let me make something plain.

So many Jackie Treehorn ever thus the deadbeats, Lebowski.

So poor Huron statement, not the. Compromise second draft.

So that doctor. Exactly.

So this was a value dog. Tied the room together. Dude, my rug.

So what do you do about Eski? Who?

So who? Who? Jeff Lebowski? The other Jeffrey Lebowski? The millionaire? That's fucking.

So with this why father, it's the family farm. It's outside of Moorhead, MN they.

So y'all are Bowski. Yeah.

So, the Doctor.

So. Excuse me?

So. How much they give you?

Soil, you're wrong, and you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

Some burgers, some beers, he laughs.

Someone created Apple. Black letters on a dead in the sand.

Someone else? Where the fuck are they gonna go?

Something about the rug. Do you like sex? OK.

Something along, Mrs. Lebowski? Your Bunny.

Something now I got Please don't call her my mother.

Something pacifism is not. Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq.

Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Son, this is what happens when you fucking stranger in the ass.

Sorry the fucking travesty with you, man.

Sorry to call the police, but that's up to the little area here. President Larry.

Sorry, it was an accident. What was that shit about Vietnam?

Sorry, you were over the line. That's a foul.

Sound Bunny. Able to achieve on a level field.

Southern Cal Bowling League I just got up an informal report that a member of your team, Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play.

Spent all the money, man. Move that horribly, dude. I'd say he still has 960, nine, $170,000 left, depending on the options.

Sree pigs in blanket.

Star in the Beaver picture. Be. You mean vagina?

Start talking and talk fast, you lousy bum. We've been frantically.

Stay away from me, Mr. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain than anything in my life. You stay away.

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

Stop the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude, across this line. You do not.

Storm clouds are raging. All around my door. I think to myself I might not take it anymore.

Storm clouds are raging. All around my door. I think to myself I might not take it anymore.

Strong men also cry.

Strong men also cry. Strong run also cry.

Strumpet this fucking whore so you could walk around Vietnam, man.

Stuff, man. I'm not. Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend.

Stylist I.

Subjective, you know, dude. I myself deviled in pacifism at one point. Not now, of course.

Sure, Walter. They sent us a tow. We're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

Sure, Will the teen PHR rollout. I double back to grab one of them and beat it out.

Sure, you'll see some tank battles. We're fighting a dozen is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.

Sure. I will not abide another toll.

Sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. The gut is working in shifts.

Sympathizing here, dude. Fuck sympathy. I don't need your fucking sympathy, man. I need my fucking Johnson.

Synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Take a woman like you. Get through.

Take a woman like you. To get through. Let me.

Take a woman like your can. The man in me.

Take her easy, dude.

Take it up with him, man, and I would like my undies back.

Take me down. Soon music take me down.

Take software. Wave of the future, dude, 100% electronic.

Take the way you do business, man. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers.

Taking with the funny stuff things you haven't dreamed of Lipovsky.

Talking about my rug, You're not interested in sex. You mean quotas?

Talking about the poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself.

Talking millionaire out of this house now You bummed? Let me.

Tallest people were fighting for communism.

Tampa, FL. What happens to her?

Techno cop, so he's pretending to be the abductor.

Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey.

Tell Walter, I'm sorry.

Tell you about fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.

Tell you it is preposterous. This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride. Yeah, but.

Term that suspicion he thinks the carpet business needs.

Terms. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are.

Thank you, OPS. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski.

Thank you. Thank you. You're far out. Think he's got room for one more.

Thank you. There's just one thing, dude.

Thank you. Yeah, well, you know, that's just like. Your opinion, man?

Thanks again. Please do call us as soon as you get in and I'll send the limo.

Thanks, Gary.

Thanks, Gary. Well, take care of me. I got to get back. Sure.

That compensate the person. Come on man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. You know I I'm just.

That crack on the job ohh it's that's that's fine. That then doesn't even.

That doesn't have sentimental value for me.

That family restaurant, I'm out of here. Hey.

That fucks up our plane. Well, call them up and explain it through the multi.

That is the driver I told you.

That makes me fucking sick. Well, what do you care?

That man is here, is he? Does he still right? Ohh.

That money will be Bowski, Bonnie says. You're good for it.

That occurred to us, dude. OK, you know you guys aren't.

That poor slut kidnapped herself. Come on, dude. You said so yourself, man.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

That smile. Really. From my toes. Up to my ear.

That that's thoughtful, but please see him, Jeffrey. He's a good man and thorough.

That vanity. That all right. Umm, OK, Don. Jackie.

That was the sign man. No.

That wasn't her toe dude.

That's a smart business, Jackie. I wouldn't know, dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.

That's been training thought here. But. Ah hell. I don't introduced him enough.

That's fine that that doesn't even know. Here's the name and number of a Doctor Who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man.

That's fine, dude. As it's impossible to get some nail Polish, apply it to someone else's toe Someone else.

That's fire. It's a heart attack. Call the medics, dude.

That's fucking loaded. No, no, the wealth was all mothers.

That's good. Excuse me, Sex the.

That's him dude.

That's it. I'm out of here. Ohh, come on. Dude, dude.

That's marvelous.

That's my robe.

That's some kind of Eastern thing.

That's that's cool. I I'm saying she needs money, man.

That's the beauty of it. Wooden bridge, huh? Throwing the.

That's the simple part, dude. We make the handoff. I grab one of them. Beaded out of them, huh?

That's this line. You do not. Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

That's why I picked up the phone. Walter, you fuck. We gotta go.

That's your answer for everything, dude. And when we point out something, pacifism is not.

That's your business. All I'm saying is. I want my. Yeah.

That's your name, dude. This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug.

The ball to eyeball, yeah.

The ball to eyeball. Yeah, that's fucking combat. A man in the.

The briefcase. Mr. Lebowski, I'd like to see you. Call when you get.

The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski?

The Cable Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

The Caucasian Gary, right, dude?

The charities now and I I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own.

The closer The next round for the tournament, Donnie shut the fuck.

The connotations.

The dice stay high. We should sell. Gary Shapiro.

The Dick man. And let me tell you something, I dig your work. Play it one side against the other, in bed with everybody's fabulous.

The dog has fucking papers over the line. Huh.

The dude abides.

The dude is not in.

The dude minds. This will not stand, you know This aggression will not stand, man.

The dude minds. This will not stand, you know This aggression will not stand, man.

The enormous fans branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration.

The envelope. Ohh well you've already got the the check made out. That's that's cool.

The ex used to say What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we?

The fuck are you going, man? Take the rear, alright?

The fuck are you talking about, dude? I'm sorry.

The fuck is he talking about? Fucking exactly what happened though.

The fuck is that, Huh? Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?

The fuck is this obviously?

The fuck is this? Obviously you're not a golfer.

The fuck is with this guy? Who is he, Knox?

The fuck up dude, Are you fucking this up?

The fuck you talking about?

The fucking girl last week. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The fucks going on, Walter, What the fuck is going on up, man? You fuck.

The fucks going on, Walter. What?

The in and Out burger. Well, the in and out burgers on Camaros.

The in and Out burgers on cameras near the in and out burger. Those are good burgers.

The kids got it. I felons.

The language problem here. Little prick Stonewall on me.

The million bucks was never in the briefcase.

The money? A little brat. Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

The moving car. You're being watched.

The music is sort of a technocrat.

The occasional acid flashback.

The other being my father's. The foundation takes youngsters from Watts.

The Pope shit in the woods, 10% finders fee That all right?

The Ranger cannot look empty. Walter. What the fuck you thinking, man? You're.

The remains. Yeah.

The same was things been going.

The side view was found on the road by the car.

The study, as you can see the various commendations, awards, feel about, honorary degrees, etcetera.

The TV's in here. You recognize her, of course.

The what?

The what? The Ranger dude.

The whole world gone crazy.

The world of pain. This is your part.

The you know. Hey man.

Then tumbling down. Pledging their love to the ground.

There are a lot of... facets to this,

There goes the ringer!

There is no fucking handoff, man at the wooden bridge. We throw the money out of the car, we throw.

There should be an expert. You must be here to fix the cable.

There today. Well, I have to reschedule. Walter, what am I going to tell about?

There you go, Larry. You see what happens. You see what happens, Larry. Just see what happens.

There, Corsair. Can't say I've seen London and I've never been to France.

There. Yeah, of course. Mr. Lebowski on the left, so he's a.

There's 1000. There rolling Don't make it.

There's a simplicity. Once the plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.

There's a toilet moved on. Are you gonna find these guys or you know, I mean, you got any promising leads or?

There's no fucking reason why these won't. So what's your point, huh, Walter, what is the point?

There's one thing, dude, what's that?

There's over Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bombs lost.

There's some sort of a joke, joke. Joke. Ohh, no joke. The funny stuff, Jackie. The kids got it.

These are Nazis. Walker's not gonna. These men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of them.

These are we dropped off the damn money.

These fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe,

These guys called if it's during a game, Ohh I told him if it was during league play.

These young men gave their lives. So, Donnie.

They believe in nothing. Niles. Fuck me.

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly.

They called about 80 minutes ago.

They called about 80 minutes ago. They want you to take the money, drive north on the 405, they will call.

They did not receive the money. Her life was in your hands.

They fit in. Well, they were, they were looking for you, these two guys, you know?

They get about the whole market 0.

They give over. Her life is in your hands.

They pee on my rug. They pee on your fucking rug they peed on.

They were Nazis, dude. Ohh Come on Donnie. There were threatening castration.

They were police. Exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police, but.

They'll call back. She kidnapped...

They're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

They're fucking Polish Catholic. Fuck are you talking about?

They're going to kill that poor woman, man. The fuck are you?

They're gonna kill me, dude. That's that's just the stress talking man now, so.

They're gonna kill that poor woman, man. What am I gonna tell the Bowski? Come on, dude. Eventually she gets tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back.

They're gonna tell the, Bowski told that fuck down at the league office. Who's.

They're how am I going to shower? Fucking SHHH. Fuck.

They're in bed with everybody's fabulous stuff, man. I'm.

They're like me. They're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector.

They're not going to kill shit. They're not going to do shit.

They're not literally as children, they're.

They're on Thursday night and I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.

They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers,

Thing is fucked, no man, that God damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter.

Things that it's all a show of. OK, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks?

Think about what the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is stopped the issue here dude.

This Bunny. My, my, my wife Bunny.

This is $180.

This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. It's hair falls out. Walter fucking dog has fucking paper.

This is a guy. Fuck are you talker? He peed on my rug. He peed on the dudes. Run.

This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. It's just a man. It's small.

This is our concern due.

This is our concern, dude. No, man, nothing is fucked here.

This is pointless. OK. Time for Plan B.

This is the drawing, boy. She was fucking tub.

This is the study.

This is what happens. What do you fuck a stranger in the ass?

This is your partner? The whole world gone crazy? About the only one around here gives a shit about the rolls, Mark.

This isn't a guy who built the railroads here...

This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.

This man is the police. Ohh no ma'am. We didn't want to give the impression that we were police. Exactly.

This shit about, well, aren't you?

This was a valued rug. This was a...

This was a Yeah, man, it really tied the room together. This was a.

This whole fuckin' thing.

This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck. So that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore.

This. And that's for the urn. They're needed. We're scattering the ashes.

Those are good burgers, Walter. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.

Tied the room together. This was a value dog.

Time. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Times I don't roll on Shabbos Walter.

Times I don't roll on Shabbos Walter. They already posted it.

Times the cathartic No, no, I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuck up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man.

To buck up, man, you cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.

To do the vines.

To higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

To kill that poor woman, They're gonna kill that poor woman, they waltz.

To say I don't approve of his. However, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter, so.

To someone else's toes, someone else.

To the dude's story, I was mulling. So you have.

To the ground where W through this fella fella I want to tell you about.

Today, this guy peed on it. Donnie, please.

Told you. Shit.

Tomorrow, yeah. Thanks man. Sorry to hear about Donnie.

Tonight market dude, this was a valued rug. This was. Yeah.

Tournament Donnie shut the phone when we play.

Tournament. Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.

Towards your charge. Since you have stolen my money, since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust.

Travesty with you, man. I'm sorry. It was an accident. What was that?

Treehorn wants to see you, Jackie. Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are. Lebowski. Jackie.

Troubleshoot.

True story, so save it. I know you mixed up in all this, dude.

Unchecked aggression here. What the fuck is he talking? My forget it.

Ups and downs? Sure, I've got you. Yeah.

Use the parlance of our times, however, I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, the other being my father's, the Foundation.

Used to make some money disappear. All you needed was ASAP to pin it on. You just met me.

Value for me and I am sorry about that crack on the job.

Vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. Ohh, my fucking briefcase, man. It's not here. Yeah, yeah.

Verbal ride, yeah, but my I'm getting to.

Vietnam, man. Well, there isn't literal connection, Walter. Face it there.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. I've got that fucking. I just bought the fucking car last week.

Wait.

Wait. We have, God, we have.

Walter Sobchak.

Walter, come on. He's got a sword thing man with a nine toed woman.

Walter, how am I going to shower? Fucking.

Walter. What? What are you doing, man? What are you doing?

Want some more, man? She's gotta feed the monkey, I mean.

Want to be cheered up here? Come on, Donnie, let's go get us a lane.

Wants us to. Sandy Kofax. You're God damn right I'm living in the fucking past. I'm.

Warning maybe because you have to take the good with the bad news.

Was embezzlement a police matter? So I'm proposing that you try to recover the money from the people you delivered it to.

Was kidnapped, after all. She most certainly was not.

Was that yoga? It increases the chances of conception.

Wasn't emergency. This is a fucking emergency. I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.

Watch. Fuck, What do you say?

Water under the bridge and we do under the next round Robin. Am I wrong?

We came to talk about little Larry. May we come in?

We commit your final mortal remains. To the bosom of the Pacific Ocean. Which you love so well.

We don't care. We still want the money. Love Bosco. We fuck you up.

We dropped off the damn money. We.

We fuck you up.

We got a man down, Dude.

We got help choppering in

We have Bunny written by.

We have the urn.

We know that this is your homework. Cut your Dick off, Larry. You're.

We make the hand off, I grab one, beat it out of him.

We throw the money out of the moving car!

We were informed however we must.

We will hide sometimes to keep from being seen.

We'll go out there and we'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover. We'll get.

We'll see you again sometime, dude. Yeah, sure. I'm in the neighborhood, you know, and. Any views with John?

We're a Can't we just rent it from you? Yeah. So this.

We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, dude, come on, you're being very undue.

We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, dude, come on, you're being very undue.

We're gonna be in dad, dude.

We're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

We're talking about unchecked aggression here.

We're threatening castration and we're going to split hairs here. Now am I wrong?

We're trying to piss on your run. Did I urinate on your rug?

We've been frantically trying to reach you, dude. Where is my God damn money, you bum?

We've had some terrible news.

We've had some terrible news. Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in The West Wing.

We've had terrible news. Mr Lebowski's in seclusion.

Well, come on. Fuck, yeah, man. I'm a brother, Shamus.

Well, dude, we just don't know.

Well, I do mind the dude minds. This will not stand, you know This aggression will not stand, man.

Well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin'

Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves get.

Well, I'm doing business here, man. You do it your way. But they're amateurs.

Well, it's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round. Robin, am I?

Well, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on 1,000,000 fucking dollars.

Well, sometimes it's a cathartic...

Well, sure, man. Look at it. You know you.

Well, that about dessert. Wraps are all up.

Well, that's your perception.

Well, they finally did it. Kill my fucking car.

Well, we would very much like to see you. Thank you. It's Brad.

Well, well, $80.00 they ran.

Well, well, we I I I I don't.

Well, what about the briefcase?

Well, yeah. Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone. You're acquainted with the whole idea.

Well. A wiser fellow than myself, once said. Sometimes you eat the bar and. Much blood. Sometimes the bar while. He needs you.

Well. He died. He died as so many young men of his generation before his time. In your.

Were informed, however, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

What a Dick, man, let me tell.

What a wonderful feeling. Just to know that you are near.

What about my rug? Yes. Funny, you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me. And.

What Arab Shabbat?

What are the connotations the cannot change. It's a wandering daughter job.

What are you a fucking park Ranger now? No, I'm just trying to.

What are you talking about? He's fucking loaded.

What can I do for you, Sir?

What can I do for you, Sir? Well, Sir, it's this rug. I have It really tied the room together.

What day is this? Well, I do work, Sir. So if you don't mind, well, I do.

What do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed.

What do you do? Ohh, nothing much.

What do you mean, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug.

What do you need that for? Do you have?

What do you need that for? You have got to buck up, man.

What do you think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts anyway.

What exactly is the problem the problem is? What do you mean? What's the? There was no? We we didn't.

What happened to your house?

What happened to your house? Ohh. Jackie Treehorn trashed the place you thought.

What happens to her? Pretty fucking straight.

What happens when your fucking stranger in the ash, Larry? What happens, Larry? You see what?

What happens, Larry? What happens, Larry?

What have they called you?

What is God's holy name are you blathering about?

What is HEAD? Ohh fuck you. You like that? Fuck you. No.

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

What should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates the nail.

What should Yeah, the achiever. A little about Aski urban achievers. Yes, and proud we are of all of them.

What the fuck are they? Do you wanna go? Believe me. They're ways, dude. You don't want to know about it. Believe.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.

What the fuck are you talking about? My name is Defino. I'm a private Snoop like you, man.

What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? The China?

What the fuck are you talking about? You're fucking Polish Catholic.

What the have they called yet?

What the hell is this, My dirty undies dude, laundry. The whites.

What was that shit about Vietnam, dude, I'm sorry.

What were you listening to the Dudes story? I was.

What?

What?

What?

What? What?

What? You know Ohh Yeah. How'd it go? Well alright dudes, Car got a little danger.

What's in the fucking carrier? Ohh, Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. Ohh I can't live.

What's that? Do you have to use so many cuss words?

What's the point, man? There's no reason. Here's my point, dude. There's no fucking reason why these.

What's this?

What's up? Peter? Asked Walter.

What's up? Peter? Asked Walter. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

When did you start? Well, fuck.

When do we play this Saturday.

When do we play? This Saturday. Saturday. Well, I have to reschedule.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pet or ass.

When I'll send a call for you. My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm.

When you took your rock. Wow. Guess we can close the file on that one.

When you're acquainted with, the whole idea is that the hostage can't be able to identify you after you've let them go.

Where are you going, dude?

Where are you going, dude? Home, Donnie.

Where the fuck are you going, man? Take the ring.

Where was she, man?

Where was she, man? Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just.

Where's Bunny? Well, I thought you might know that. Man, Why would I?

Where's the fucking money, shithead?

Where's your card, dude? You don't know, Walter.

Whether you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena, man. Come pick me up.

Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Which community? Sleep with you in the day. Dessert. Billions.

Which is ample, but if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as a rug is your problem.

Which is coming up. Give me the ring or chop, chop that Walter.

Which Mr Lebowski received in recognition of various civic...

Which ones? Log jamming? Yes, regrettably, it's true. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.

Who does ohh Larry Sellers?

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?

Who gives a shit? They're going to kill that poor woman, man.

Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that woman.

Who he chooses to blame? I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

Who in the car? Oh yeah, Tape deck some Credence tapes and there was a. My briefcase.

Who is a Madamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

Who is this gentleman dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking better. It's who I am. You should.

Who the fuck are you, man? Relax, man. No physical harm intended.

Who the fuck are you?

Who? Who the fuck are the canoe designs?

Who's got a million fuckin' dollars in our car?

Who's got her back? No ones gonna position to complain.

Who's got your undies, Walter?

Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your card, dude?

Who's in charge of schedule? Walter Burke.

Who's the bastard? I got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down, you know?

Whose toe was it, Walter?

Whose toe was it, Walter? What fuck should I know?

Why should we settle for 20 grand

Why would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me.

Why you following me around? Come on fuckhead.

Wide Russian How's the smart business, Jackie?

Wife Bunny, do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seats up, man.

Will do. Nearly any task. For compensation, there's a little here.

Will do. Nearly any task. Station, There's a little here.

Will not stand this, will not stand this aggression against Kuwait.

Will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes my.

Winter cowards. OK, so it takes some money you have on you and we called Sativa.

With a nine toed woman. I fuck you. Fuck you. I fuck you. I fixed it.

With nail Polish. I'm going to Walter.

With their amateurs.

With yourselves. Get you later on down the trail.

Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon doo doo doo

Wonder broke. Well, always remember when. Swinging.

Wonderful feeling. Just.

Wonderful woman, we're all we're all very fond of her. Very free spirited.

Woo. Or peed on my rug. I just wanna understand this Sir. Every time a rug is micturate at upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person. Come on.

Wooden bridge, huh? Throwing the money, Walter. We're.

Word. But sometimes there's a man. Sometimes. There's a man.

Work at 0. Walter, you think I'm fucking around here? Market Daro.

Work at 8:00. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Working in shifts.

Worthy fucking adversary.

Wow. A wiser fellow than myself, once said. Sometimes you eat the bar and. Much blood. Sometimes the bar while. Eat you?

Wow. Fuck it. Ohh fuck it. Yeah, that's your answer. That's your answer to everything. Can't do it on your forehead.

Wow. Lost my train of thought here.

Wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.

Yeah ohh yeah like condition my condition.

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Yeah, but I was. Am I wrong? Yeah, But I wasn't.

Yeah, but my I'm getting to you all, rug my father.

Yeah, but no, man, I gotta, you know? Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

Yeah, but Walter hell, I can get you told by 3:00 this afternoon with nail Polish.

Yeah, come on in. I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable.

Yeah, fuck it, dude. Let's go bold.

Yeah, he's a nihilist.

Yeah, how are you? Listen, Maude,

Yeah, how come you don't roll on Saturday, Walder? I'm Shomer Shabbas.

Yeah, I am the walrus that's shut the fuck up, Donnie VI.

Yeah, I did, but I spent most of my time...

Yeah, I'll be at practice.

Yeah, isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

Yeah, shut. So dude, we shot Donnie. You weren't any.

Yeah, that's that's cool. We received this this morning.

Yeah, the achiever a little.

Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, what do you think? He looks like a fucking loser.

Yeah, what the fuck is that? Theodore Hertzel? Huh. State of Israel, if you will it. Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck?

Yeah, with Walter. I figure it's easy money, you know, It's all pretty harmless. You probably kidnap.

Yeah, yeah, what condition? My condition?

Yeah, yeah, what?

Yeah, yeah, what? Ohh, man. My thinking about this case had become very uptight, Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What condition my condition was in.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But he's a pervert dude, Yeah.

Yeah, you know me and the driver. I'm not.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Green and some brown rust coloration.

Yeah. Ohh hell yeah. But you get out.

Yeah. Thanks, ma'am.

Yeah. This is a very complicated case mod, you know, A lot of ends, a lot of outs, a lot of what have used and a lot of strands to keep in my head. Man, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Where is that? All right.

Year old kid. There's some sort of a joke, joke, joke.

Yes, it's Sandra about the Biennale.

Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.

Yes, Pilar.

Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home?

Yes, this picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was First Lady of the nation. Yes, yes, not of California.

Yes, yes, not of California.

Yes. I understand you're taking away the remains.

Yes. So we were informed.

You are scum, man. Who the hell is he?

You are the bereaved, Yeah, ma'am.

You artist. So Ollie has the money.

You brought your dirty undies. That's right, dude, the weight. The Ringer cannot look empty.

You can fucking outpost it. Who gives this shit?

You can see man, Hey man, I'm Who are you working for?

You can see. But that's just because it doesn't want to turn into some machine.

You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me. They're pacifists.

You cut off your Johnson. Excuse me, I said.

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you, On a weekday?

You don't know shit, Lebowski.

You don't know shit, Lebowski. I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want bill counselor, man. Or. We're wrong, Could be.

You don't wanna know about it.

You figured, "Oh, here's a loser."

You fucked it up. You fucked it up.

You fucking asshole. Dude, I'm sorry.

You fucking straight fuck you doing, man. Stop it. I just bought that fucking girl last week.

You got a good Sass Parilla, Sioux City, Sass Barilla.

You got a good set for really.

You got a good.

You got a whole cowboy thing going.

You got our day Wednesday, baby.

You guys are dead in the water.

You have any Kalua? Take a look at this.

You have to take the good with the bad.

You have to use so many cuss words.

You have your story, I have mine, I say. I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.

You haven't dreamed of Dubovsky? He believes in.

You just. Just take it easy, man.

You know I'm the longest you know you'll you know what I'm trying to say. I am the Walrus.

You know I'm the longest you know.

You know that is our most modestly priced receptacle God.

You know what I'm trying to say? I am the Walrus.

You know what is God's holy name? Are you blathering about?

You know when you're sitting there? You're still good, pollster chair, talking to some rich folks that you know.

You know you kept the 1,000,000 bucks for yourself. You have your story. I have mine. I.

You know, fair warning tell Walter.

You know, I'm just, you're just looking for a handout like every other.

You know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.

You know, this is the fucking guy I could find this fucking Lebowski guy.

You know, Walter, you're right.

You know. But hey, that's what you that's what you pay me for.

You lazy bum. We've been frantically trying to reach you, dude.

You look for the person who will benefit,

You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy. I might.

You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.

You never went to college. Please That. Yeah, don't touch that.

You run stuff. We did let him run one of the companies briefly, but he didn't do very well at it. Ohh.

You said you just wanted to come along. My point, dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? Yes. Yes.

You see what happens, Larry. See what happens, Larry. You see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the act.

You see what happens? Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude, man.

You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude.

You son of a bitch. No argument. Hey, careful, man. There's a beverage here.

You stay away from me, Walter.

You stop being *******. This is the wrong one.

You surprise me. They're not going to kill shit.

You want me to blow on your cows?

You were drunk and abusive. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man, Mr.

You were happy. You look at all of them.

You will? Yeah. Well. To do the binds.

You won't mind. Billy doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

You're 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?

You're being very undue. They'll call back.

You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.

You're entering a world of pain, Walter.

You're entering a world of pain, Walter. Man, You marked.

You're entering a world of pain.

You're fucking sick. Well, what do you care at war? Those rich fucks?

You're joking, but. I'm sure right.

You're living in the fucking past 3000 years of beautiful tradition for Moses to Sandy Kofax. Your God.

You're lucky she didn't get shot, Mr. Lebowski.

You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me, You know that? Or his Duden Ness, or Duder, or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

You're not blowing. Our guest has to be getting along. This is Lebowski.

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.

You're out of your element, Walter. The Chinaman who peed on my rug. I can't go. Give him a bill. So.

You're trash. The place you thought I had your father's money.

Young. No, Like I said, woo or peed on my ride.

Your car out front. Is this your homework, Larry? We know.

Your face. As for this kidnapping?

Your face. Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?

Your forehead, your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski.

Your fucking rug peed in my fucking rug.

Your hands. This is our concern, dude.

Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.

Your rug was in the car.

Your wife owes money Jackie Treehorn. That means you owe money a Jackie Treehorn.

Your wife owes my wife is not the issue here.

Yourself, Jeffrey. Well, not much to tell.

Yourself. Do you mean the rug?

Zollinger Berry Pancake.

1st. Sometimes.

2 old sodas Gary.

2 old sodas Gary. Good luck tomorrow.

3 Hunt Do that as well, no? Who was the chief of police in Malibu? Real reactionary.

4 million Am I wrong? Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man, but it is.

7.

8 miles out of Memphis and I got no square here, 8 miles straight up downtown somewhere.

8 year olds dude.

8.

15 year old killed.

15, Dude. This is it.

20 grand, man. And of course, I still get to keep the rush for making.

40 minutes. One person only. They were very clear on that. Or I'd go with you. One person only.

200 next round, Robin. Am I wrong? No, you're not.

1000 in cash. My concern is, and I've got to check it with my accountant but that this might bump me up into a higher tax.

Are these guys gonna hurt us? No, these men are cowards.

Bums! "No funny stuff."

I mean, your wife owes... My wife is not the issue!

Is this your homework? Look, man...

They range up to 3,000. Uh, we're, uh, ahem...

Walter! What the fuck is goin' on?

Well, aren't you? Well, yeah, but...

What the fuck? Here, your wheel.

What tied the room together? My rug.

Why not on Saturday? I'm Shomer Shabbos.

Yeah, a roadie for Metallica. Oh.

Yeah. That's fuckin' combat.

You don't know shit, Lebowski. I want a fucking lawyer, man

You're the one who's certain. 100% certain.

'... serious infraction

'and ask them to set aside the round,

'Course I can't say I seen London,

'I'd like to see you immediately.'

'Mr Lebowski, I'd like to see you

'The Dude is not in..

"My daughter's married to a loser bastard,

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