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Jerry Lewis performing on stage, passionately engaging the audience with a microphone in hand. Iconic comedic expression.

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Bet you were never having a baby. Kid I've never even had my appendix out
Bet you were never having a baby. Kid I've never even had my appendix out
Boy if I ever get overseas the first thing i'm gonna do is surrender concentration camps have got to be better than this
Boy if I ever get overseas the first thing i'm gonna do is surrender concentration camps have got to be better than this
How come you didn't shave today no one said I was suppose to I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing
How come you didn't shave today no one said I was suppose to I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing
I'm warning you you're driving me crazy that's no drive that's a short putt
I'm warning you you're driving me crazy that's no drive that's a short putt
Send a salami to your boy in the army
Send a salami to your boy in the army
This might sound a little hokey but I wrote a song and i'd like to make a record of it just for you
This might sound a little hokey but I wrote a song and i'd like to make a record of it just for you
Three day pass to think of a name I know sir we'll name it after you that's not necessary
Three day pass to think of a name I know sir we'll name it after you that's not necessary
Yeah i'm going to jab his head off where do you want the body sent send it to his parents your body!
Yeah i'm going to jab his head off where do you want the body sent send it to his parents your body!
You know some people tell you when you get in the army you get used to it but they don't say how long it takes and I ain't getting any younger
You know some people tell you when you get in the army you get used to it but they don't say how long it takes and I ain't getting any younger
You know what they'd do to me what can they do to you there's nothing lower than what you are now
You know what they'd do to me what can they do to you there's nothing lower than what you are now
You'll live that's what i'm afraid of
You'll live that's what i'm afraid of
You're suppose to be my friend we lived on the same block in the same city and you know what you promised my mother
You're suppose to be my friend we lived on the same block in the same city and you know what you promised my mother

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