Jeff Bridges Soundboard Edit

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back not greedy it really tied the room together

And you know he's got emotional problems man you mean beyond pacifism

But enter another software engineer not so young not so bright but very very sneaky

Come on i'm scared of the dark all this technology scares me

Do you really think that just because you have an idea it belongs to you

Fuck sympathy I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson

How ironic tony! trying to rid the world of weapons you gave it its best one ever!

I never had a taste for this sort of thing but I must admit i'm deeply enjoying the suit!

I want you to promise me that you're gonna lay low

I was talking about my rug

I'm the dude so that's what you call me you know that or his dudeness or duder or you know el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

If you'd killed him when you were supposed to you'd still have a face

Impressive! you've upgraded your armour!

It's all a goddamn fake man it's like lenin said you look for the person who will benefit and you know

It's all in the wrists

Look at it a young trophy wife marries this guy for his money she figures he isn't giving her enough you know

Man come on I had a rough night and I hate the fucking eagles man

Man I said I thought she kidnapped herself you're the one who's so fucking certain

No sweat I play video games better than anybody

Oh well I dig your style too man got a whole cowboy thing going

Oh yeah yeah no I did but you know I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings smoking a lot of thai stick breaking into the rotc and bowling

Positive and negative huh you're a bit

That's a great plan walter that's fucking ingenious if I understand it correctly it's a swiss fucking watch

This baby doesn't handle so good in town

Tony stark was able to build this in a cave! with a box of scraps!

Walter I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron

Well I still jerk off manually

Well sir it's this rug I have it really tied the room together

What are you a fucking park ranger now

What do you think the over under on the stock drop is gonna be tomorrow optimistically 40 points at minimum yep

What the fuck does anything have to do with vietnam

Where do you think you're going

Yeah man it really tied the room together

You know fortunately i'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind you know limber

You know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone on you maybe

You you human paraquat

You're not interested in sex you mean coitus

You're not wrong walter you're just an asshole

Your plan is so fucking simple i'm sure they'll fucking understand it that's the beauty of it

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