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A song. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 2
And don't leave your uncle tea bag hanging. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 3
Are you serious? Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque de Soleil ever had. This is a big accusation. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing about my... from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 4
But I'm afraid I prematurely shut my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm right, I have something of a mess on my hands. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 5
But in this business of show, you have to have the heart of an Angel and the hide. Of an elephant. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 6
Butterscotch. Wanna lick? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 7
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 8
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my Thunder? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 9
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my Thunder? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard 0
Excuse me? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard -
I don't want to blame it all on 9/11. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard =
I know you're looking for a twin for your illusion, and there's somebody I'd like to put in a plug for a correction. Make that 4000 plugs. Ohh. God, come on. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard q
I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard w
I suppose I'm bi-curious. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard e
I want to be. And after. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard r
I will suck it up. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard t
I'm afraid I just blew myself. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard y
I'm looking for something that says. Dad likes leather. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard u
No, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard i
Oh my God, we're having a fire sale. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard o
Oh my God, we're having a fire sale. Ohh the burning. Evacuate all the schoolchildren. Ohh maze. This isn't a fever. Seeing Gray. Can't even see where the dog is. And scene. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard p
OK, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist? The world's first anal rapist? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard a
OK, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist? The world's first anal rapist? Yes. And you're almost arrested for those business cards. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard s
Pro。 from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard d
Show tonight. Well, I won't know officially until 8:01, but I figured if I blew myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 o'clock dinner reservation. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard f
So I'm afraid I just blew myself. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard g
So, Tobias, I'm afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you. You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid... from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard h
Somewhere over the rainbow. There is another rainbow. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard j
Tell you you can sing your arrow into my buttocks anytime. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard k
That's my point, you handsome cowboy Hugh. Oh great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, country music loving lady. Hello. Maybe. Nice cover. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard l
There are dozens of us. Dozens. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard z
There's no eye in teamocil, at least not where you'd think. Go together. Let's make a choice. Sake. Timo said hello and never thought I knew you well. You know, I think we really. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard x
Well, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard c
Well, tell that to my stupid agent. You have an agent? Ohh no no no. That's just an expression. But once I get the part, I'll be beating them off. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard v
Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm right, I have something of a mess on my hands. It's just there's so many poorly cho... from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard b
Well, you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff, but we'll clear all that up in the SPA when I get my facial. Did you ever get that tape recorder? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard n
What an adventure, gang. Ohh. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates, but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard m
Why don't we pair up? And and hit the town together. I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard Q
You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out Michael sometimes in the most unexpected. Hey, what are the are my hard boiled eggs? from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard W
You have an audition yet? Ohh no, no, I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blew myself. It's got to be a better way to say that. from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard E
You're right, though, it is amazing. I I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me and. And I think it has. You're gay. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not gay. No. Lindsey. How many times... from Tobias Fünke Arrested Development Soundboard