Megamind (2010) Soundboard Edit

A baby! how thoughtful oh yes yes I saw it and thought of you

A much different fate awaited me

A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong

A potter couldn't ask for finer clay

Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in... Don't answer that... Romania

After a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shool

All aboard!

All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe

All right put your hands in the air

All right put your hands in the air now hand over your wallets i'm just kidding! just kidding!

All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours

Also there's a door here

Although getting a whole museum is super cool is super cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is

And a smidgen of dna oh with that anyone can be a hero!

And action

And action!

And at the end of every day well I often ask myself who would I be without you

And here is your binky

And I brought some flowers didn't know what you liked so I just grabbed you know all of them

And I have just one question for megamind are you happy now

And I love you random citizen

And I never heard you laugh before

And I will get back to you

And i'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby

And megamind this one's for space stepmom! you lied to her!

And now that mr goody two shoes is out of the way I can have everything I want and there's no one to stop me!

And our glorious rivalry was born

And since i'm the cool one i'd have like two tanks sword fighting

And the hero strikes the first blow but evil returns with a backhand!

And then finally i'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil

And what gives you that idea

And what's this it's like one of the giant monitors in the lair

And why did my doorman let you up

And wrap that up and give it to a child on christmas 'cause we're done

And you are what

And you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun how

And you're making a weird face and that's making me feel weird

Any chance you could give me the time

Apology accepted

Are there any questions go on yes! you in the back

Are you a ghost

Are you crazy

Are you in oh what fun!

Are you ok

As long as there's evil good will rise up against it oh I wish

Authorities have issued a warning to stay out of the downtown area at all costs

Bad to the bone bad to the bone b b b bad b b b bad

Barry right bernard bernard

Battles we will now never have

Behold minion metro man's cape look closely tell me what you see dandruff yes it's his dna

Being a hero is for losers! it's work work work 24 7 and for what

Being bad is the one thing i'm good at

Bernard I never knew you were so funny

Bernard it's roxanne it's roxanne

Bernard run!

Bernard!

Bernard! you were right about that door being exciting

Bet you think it's really funny huh let's all laugh at the really cool guy huh

Black mamba perfect

Boo! yes I can play along too boo!

Brain bots initiate the fail safe

Brain bots!

Building!

Building! (2)

But for me it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart and I hate reminders!

But I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem

But I have powers I have a cape i'm the good guy

But I thought you two were I know everybody did

But i'm saying this is a kind of bad that ok you might think is good in your bad perception but from a good perception it it's just plain bad

But in the meantime let's enjoy each other's company

But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil

But it seems to only carry one station

But metals can be melted by the heat of revange

But there's this really really good looking one i've got my eye on currently

But why would he pick hal hal is the worst possible person you could pick

But you can't hide here

Bye bye! see you tomorrow hal

Can we keep it

Can't see it's cold and warm and dark and light

Can't wait for what sir

Carlos

Challenge me if you dare!

Ciao ciao all! same time next week

Clearly it was time to move on

Cliche no! look watch

Code fine! code fine back!

Code get the car code right away sir

Code we're the good guys now code I guess we are

Come on it's time to get in the metro man day spirit

Come out you little freak! I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement!

Coming up next are you ready to be a slave army what you need to know

Congratulations another one of your genius plans has backfired on you

Cool so thursday soft thursday

Copper drains my powers

Copper you're not making any sense

Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card

Could this be what I was destined for a dream life filled with luxury apparently not

Could this day get anymore fun tastic

Create a hero wait wait what why would you do that so I have someone to fight

Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain

Daddy's sorry

Dag! crab nuggets!

Did he have a hideout a cave a solitary fortress of some kind anything that would give us clues

Did you miss your daddy

Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!

Do I have a son no you make me laugh

Do you have any idea how long I waited for you

Do you have someone special in your life hal no not yet

Do you have your disguise

Do you really want to know really i'll tell you

Don't do anything i'll be right there

Don't give me that face he reels you in with that little face look at that face

Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets

Drop 'em

Easy my child

En garde!

Enjoy your flight!

Even fate picks its favorites no big deal

Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time

Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus will instantly paralyze

Ever since I can remember i've always had to be what the city wanted me to be but what about what I wanted to do

Fackled fish cracker!

Fire!

First off what a turnout how wild is this

Fist pump!

For years he's been watching us with his super vision saving us with his super strength and caring for us with his super heart

Freeze!

From metro man to count every second of your 85 life sentences

From this we'll extract the source of metro man's awesome power

Funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves

Game over

Get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf

Get back you savages!

Get in the car you

Get it off! it bit me!

Gimme some come on give it now give it to me right on gimme the good stuff all right

Give it up megamind your plans never work

Go faster! make this thing go faster!

Going off the rails on a crazy train sir

Going somewhere besides jail

Good i'm glad you asked that

Good idea minion but without him what's the point him sir nothing

Good lord i'm trapped

Good luck fellas!

Good night hal

Gosh I am running late I have to go

Gotcha!

Granted you have talent but there's a madman out there destroying our your city

Great news i'm a changed man and and i'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen

Guess what buster brown it's made from copper you're powerless against it

Ha! haha! hahaha!

Hal I think you're ready for this

Hal just take a deep breath and listen to me for a moment

Hal shtewart! prepare for your destiny! hal hal shtewart am I saying it right stewart

Hal what happened

Hal yeah isn't this great now there's nothing keeping us apart

Hal! hal!

Happy metro man day metro city

Has someone tamed this monster

Has something happened to megamind

He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness

He did it I did it he did it

He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies

He had you didn't he classic minion

He missed getting his butt kicked so he created a new hero to kick it for him

He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind

He was always there for us dependable

He's a little better

He's hopeless hopeless!

He's the real hero

Hello hello roxanne

Hello is someone there

Hello who's there

Help!

Here is your minion he will take care of you

Here let me carry that heavy gun for you

Here's my day so far went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good

Heroes can be made that's it! all you need are the right ingredients yeah bravery yes strength of course determination imperative!

Hey

Hey come over and look at this

Hey hey hey hey! not now minion

Hey megamind! you're actually the guy I want to see

Hey metro city hey hey

Hey metro losers this is metro tower

Hey my kid can't see

Hey we're closing soon

Hey what's the t stand for titan

Hey who needs him we can beat titan ourselves

Hey! boo!

Hey! my kid can't see

Hey! open up!

Hey! remember that night that I dumped you

His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean

His strength's too much! oh I work out!

Hit it!

Hit it! (2)

Hold on a second

Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil

How are you gonna do it

How could you do this the people of this city relied on you and you deserted them!

How did she find my hideout

How did you find his hideout

How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir

How'd it all come to this you ask

I began to realize despite all my powers each and every citizen of metro had something I didn't a choice

I believe someone is gonna stand up to megamind

I better take the lead this way looks exciting no it says exit which is the abbreviation for exciting right

I came from what you might call a broken home literally broken

I can explain!

I can't believe you all your gifts all your powers and you you squander them for your own personal gain yes!

I can't control it!

I can't I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car

I could throw a few parts together can't wait

I did hire a wedding photographer that's just in case we were like something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it

I did my best but he's too fantastic

I don't blame you

I don't think even he could survive that

I don't want to be late for the opening of the metro man museum

I even drew up some new costume designs see costume designs

I got us covered

I guess i'll catch a ride down with you then

I guess we're here

I had a fairly standard childhood

I had so many evil plans in the works

I have eyes that can see right through lead

I have to admit being good has its perks

I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil

I just found his secret hideout

I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day oh you inspired me too great!

I kept forgetting where it was

I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last minute escapes

I knew you'd come back well that made one of us

I know I am so close I can feel it

I know I know always thirsty never satisfied

I know this is a lot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips

I lied to roxanne and my best friend minion I treated like dirt

I love you metro man!

I made you a hero you did the fool thing all by yourself

I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl

I mean I have a few notes notes but they can wait

I mean most of them ended in horrible failure but we won today didn't we sir

I mean we did it right

I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me

I remember when he wore that

I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb!

I say we go back to the evil lair grab some ray guns hold him sideways and just go all gangsta on him

I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice honor and nobility I am your father

I set out to find my destiny

I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic oops! saved ya

I smell a hero

I smell something burning

I suppose i'm a little crazy about you

I tell you minion there's no place like evil lair

I think a bee flew up my nose

I think it's working places! places! places! places! places

I think we should run! bye!

I thought you were dead

I told you to have things ready I told you countless times

I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling but I just felt stuck

I understand you little well dressed bird

I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid it was one of my favorite things to do now look at it it's a dump

I usually just hear criminals you haven't been naughty have you

I want to talk to the guy who loved being a cameraman and eating dip and being a nerd and being not as scary as the titan hal

I want to talk to the real hal

I was always the last one picked for everything

I was destined to be a super villain and we were destined to be rivals

I was eight days old and still living with my parents how sad is that

I was finally free to get in touch with my true power weaving lyrical magic check this out

I was going to try reasoning with you you and I we worked together for a long time I know you

I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me so I had to beat 'em all up and I did and I they were all like crying and stuff

I was just well I was talking to myself you probably think i'm a little bit nuts

I wasn't finished

I wrote that piece myself hal

I'd better take him home

I'll be waiting at metro tower

I'll call you tomorrow partner

I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later

I'm alive but I we we saw your skeleton! you were dead!

I'm already hot on his trail

I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating roxanne and we were smooching up a storm! mwah! mwah! mwah!

I'm calling it the black mamba

I'm calling time out! time out time out! time out!

I'm free! right

I'm glad you're here wait how did you get here so fast

I'm going off the rails on a crazy

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I'm going to give someone I don't know who yet metro man's powers

I'm going to train that someone to become metrocity's new hero

I'm gonna be a hero! i'm gonna be a hero!

I'm gonna pass I have some work here that I need to do anyway

I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead eyed plastic desk toy

I'm looking i'm looking

I'm not allowed to insult guests directly

I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots

I'm so proud of you

I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets

I'm sorry bernard of course you're right

I'm sorry I did the best I could

I'm sorry I really am i'm done

I'm sorry what were you saying I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life

I'm sorry you've lost me sir

I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us and this city

I'm the bad guy I don't save the day I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl i'm going home

I'm too close! i'm genuinely scared right now I hope no one's seeing this!

I'm totally messing with you i'm totally messing with you

I'm trying to warn you hal

I'm your space stepmom

I've come to stop you hal

I've had some work done recently

I've kept it cold and damp just for you sir

I've looked into the reset button

I've made a horrible mistake I didn't mean to destroy you I mean I meant to destroy you but I didn't think it would really work

I've never had a view before

I've never seen anyone but metro man stand up to him like that

I've terrorized this city countless times

If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven

If only metro man were still alive

If you know what's good for you titan you'll stay out of metrocity! you got it! for good!

Imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by six!

In order to stop me you need to find me first metro man

In the meantime I want you to carry on with the dreary normal things you normal people do

Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy

Interrupting our scheduled extraordinary events taking place

Intruder! intruder! intruder!

Is something wrong sir

Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials

Is this a robbery 'cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me

Is this some kind of dream this is a dream come true

It all makes sense now

It all started back at the observatory

It boggles my mind I am extremely boggled

It doesn't belong to me you stole it pretty cool right

It is with great pleasure that I present to metro man his new museum if you please

It stretches it's for you

It was there that I once again ran into mr goody two shoes

It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man metro man

It's daddy!

It's just my natural musk

It's just well he was never really my type

It's just you bernard yes it's just me bernard

It's me minion i'm right here

It's me you fools!

It's pronounced metro city!

It's revenge and it's best served cold

It's taken me a long time to find my calling now it's about time you find yours

It's the very same metal used to defeat metro man

It's time we stood up to megamind and show him he can't push us around

It's titan thank you! thank you! titan has freed us!

It's titan! it's titan not hal!

It's too bad that we didn't go to the same school

Just a few alterations sir and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet!

Just look at him no he doesn't look quite the hero type to me

Just think about it we have it all yet we have nothing it's just too easy now

Just throw it!

Justice is a non corrosive metal

Juvenile

Ladies and gentlemen megamind defender of metro city!

Ladies and gentlemen your metro man!

Let go it's mine!

Let him go or or what or i'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does

Let me guess after seeing how awesome I am you've finally come to your senses well i'm over you

Let me make it clear code I don't need you

Let's get real for a moment that's right that's right that's right

Let's just have fun with this come on

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights shall we

Lights out

Like maybe we should have this for like ever like a memory you know

Like this (screams) but that's that's a poor lady scream

Lol smiley face

Look at the intricate mouldings

Look I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and 37 seconds if I were you we're having the walls and ceiling removed

Look i'm your space dad!

Look if we don't find titan's weakness he'll destroy the whole city

Look it doesn't even hurt don't even feel it

Look there is no us ok there will never be an us

Look this glass has ice cubes in it yes that's what happens when water gets cold

Look we need your help

Look! metro man! metro man metro man!

Looks like there's only one loose end now

Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home

Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore

Maybe I got an extended warranty

Maybe megamind isn't so bad after all

Maybe we should change tactics you think so

Megamind

Megamind I don't even know if you're listening but if you are you can't give up

Megamind if you plea

Megamind what have you done with bernard oh bernard

Megamind!

Megamind! (2)

Megamind! (3)

Megamind's created a new hero and I know why

Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated

Mental wounds not healing driving me insane i'm going off the rails on a crazy train

Metro man approaching sir

Metro man was finally dead and music man was born! that way I could keep my logo

Metro man's gone and now there's no one left to challenge megamind

Metrocity is mine!

Metrocity minion it's all mine

Minion

Minion (2)

Minion code send in the brain bots

Minion fire it's still warming up sir come again warming up sir

Minion i'm a villain without a hero a ying with no yang a bullfighter with no bull to fight in other words I have no purpose

Minion if I live I will kill you

Minion!

Minion! (2)

Miss ritchi if you don't mind

Miss ritchi we meet again

Mr blue you did it right

Mr goody two shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter

My death was greatly exaggerated

My end starts at the beginning the very beginning

My giant blue head!

My head wasn't in the game that day we were kind of going through the motions

My old shoolhouse

My sole purpose in life is to look after you

My spider bite is acting up

My super ears are burning

Nice save hal

Nice work sending me the watch minion

No

No biting no no no no no no

No criminal record actually no records at all apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything

No don't shoot! don't shoot that gun! i'll just go get him

No freaking way!

No i'm with you

No it's not great

No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out the last one picked the screw up the black sheep the bad boy

No minion!

No my main man get out of town

No no no I totally understand what you're saying could you just just shut up for one second i'm trying to beat this level

No no no no no stomach down hands up like metro man

No no no no! you're a hero!

No no no that's the best part it'll just be like you and me

No not in the face man please

No one said this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig you can't just quit either

No please! no! not the lasers and the spikes!

No what i'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet

No worries

No you fools he's tricked us

No! i'm the villain! you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me!

No! this has gone far enough!

Normally i'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure but not today

Not buying it

Not love we're not in love i'm not saying I love you hey I love you whatever but i'm not saying like i'm in love with you i'm saying

Not the only exciting development of the night

Not yet minion not yet

Now ask me how i'm going to do it go on! ask!

Now back to laughing

Now give me the keys now give me the keys

Now give me the keys! no!

Now it's our turn to give something back

Now slam the door really hard

Now we have just one shot at this

Now where are the car keys

Now you say something cool back at me

Of all the inconsiderate bone headed irresponsible rude unprofessional that's what this is!

Of course that is if metro man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun!

Of course! you don't judge a book by its cover or a person from the outside

Oh am i

Oh am I moving too fast you're probably right

Oh and just so you don't get cold feet

Oh bernard I didn't know you had feelings are you ok

Oh bravo metro man

Oh but he does have nice taste I think i'll keep it

Oh code just do it minion

Oh come on bernard

Oh don't like that well there's more

Oh girls girls you're both pretty can I go home now

Oh good heavens!

Oh good morning warden

Oh I get it!

Oh I i don't know hal I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people

Oh I wouldn't say free more like under new management

Oh if only the world had a reset button

Oh it's so scary! seen it

Oh look at that

Oh look it's hal stewart

Oh minion did you think this day would ever come no way not at all sir never never in a million I mean yes I did

Oh minion you fantastic fish you

Oh no looks like you're gonna miss it by several thousand years

Oh no we're gonna crash!

Oh no!

Oh no! somebody do something!

Oh now that's the spirit!

Oh oh oh i'm going! I think this this is it! i'm going going far

Oh really she's so cute

Oh right right duh I gotcha I gotcha

Oh right well prepare to have your mind blown little lady ta da

Oh that sir is called a window window all the kids are looking through them

Oh that was really grown up!

Oh that's right i'm falling to my death guess they can't

Oh the brain bots certainly missed you sir

Oh this is bad this is bad you've fallen in love with her

Oh this is bernard he's my partner

Oh wait a minute are you wearing jean paul gaultier's pour homme

Oh what do you know

Oh yes how long is this going to take minion

Oh yes i'm doing horrible things to that man I don't want to get into it but lasers spikes

Oh yes!

Oh you don't know what's good for bad

Oh you know how boys are they love video games

Oh you're a villain all right! just not a super one!

Oh you're such a pill minion

Oh you've got to be kidding me!

Oh! that's a relief to hear

Ok all right all right hold on

Ok all right we'll just that's something to consider and well I think i'll just power down for a while then

Ok how can I help

Ok minion! you were right! I was less right!

Ok now you tell me something something you've never told anyone

Ok ok I just have to take a step back

Ok ok metro man and I were never a couple

Ok ok ok ok you both deserve the truth

Ok see you tomorrow hal

Ok that sounded ok that sounded a little weird a little bit yeah

Ok that would be nice but make it quick we have much more pressing matters to deal with

Ok the spider's new spider

Ok there's no way she'll find the secret entrance

Ok titan it's time to go down in style

Ok you don't like flowers ok forget the flowers

Ok! look i'm not sure where to go with that!

Ollo

Ollo it's hello hello like that

On my way roxie

On the count of three unsheathe your churro one two three!

Once your death ray hit i'd never felt so alive

One of life's great mysteries

One second more and just tippy tappy tippy tap tap tip top more and we are ready in just

Oops all out

Our baby can fly yes yes nothing but the best for you darling

Our battles quickly got more elaborate he would win some I would almost win others

Over here old friend in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap

Over here! follow!

Parry! thrust! parry again! now it's time for some witty back and forth banter! you go first!

Partner yes yes partner

Perhaps we took him for granted you know maybe we never really know how good we have it until it's gone

Please don't do this I know there's still good in you hal

Please don't make this city don't make roxanne pay for my wrongdoings

Please let's have a little respect for public transportation

Please roxanne no no I need your help

Please talk slower

Potato tomato potato tomato

Predictable predictable oh you call this predictable

Presentation!

Pretty sneaky sis but there's only one person I know who calls this town metrocity you

Punch it!

Purposeless emptiness it's a vacuum isn't it it's what's your vacuum like

Put me down! right now!

Quick the spray

Read on your own time open up

Ready the death ray minion death ray readying

Really

Really (2)

Remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further notice

Rise my glorious creation rise and come to papa

Robo sheep

Roxanne

Roxanne (2)

Roxanne (3)

Roxanne come on roxie call for your hero to come rescue you

Roxanne oh no not again!

Roxanne ritchi yeah! roxanne ritchi!

Roxanne roxaroo

Roxanne was kidnapped I was gonna stop you

Roxanne! don't panic roxie i'm on my way

Say bye bye roxie

Say I wasn't so normal let's say I was bald and had the complexion of of a popular primary color as a random nonspecific example would you still enjoy my company

See minion he's perfect!

Seems a bit extreme doesn't it

She will never find out that's the point of lying

She'll discover all our secrets!

She's awake quick to work

Shock and awe tacky

Should've known you'd try to crash the party oh I intend to do more than crash it

Shouldn't we try to stay focused here yes of course right focused

Sir I think this is a bad idea

Sir sir please it's for your own good

Sir sir! code did you find out who it was

Sir you really need to empty your pockets more often

So fitting in wasn't really an option

So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school

So I too will make this popp ed corn and win over those mindless drones

So I will just go ahead and diffuse him since this is clearly a mistake

So that's it you're just giving up

So this is how it ends

So this is where he hid it after all these years

So using my super speed I decided to go clear my head

So you're like my space dad yeah i'm like your space dad

So you're the punk i've heard about

Some days it felt like it was just me and minion against the world

Someone has to stop megamind

Someone help me! i'm ok!

Sorry i'm late

Sorry megamind you still have 88 life sentences to go plenty of time to reflect on what you've done

Sorry my friend

Sorry! sorry he's just not used to positive feedback

Speak apparition

Still things could be a lot worse

Stupid van! you broke my finger!

Such tricks won't work on me

Surprise!

Temptress

Ten seconds to full power

Thank you just bernard i'll just be another minute ok thanks

Thanks again bernard

Thanks space stepmom

That doesn't even make any sense! I know!

That was a close one you almost died but I saved you

That was such a funny story and brilliantly told by the way ok now you tell one

That was the day I met mr goody two shoes

That was weird for everybody 'cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me

That's a pretty tasteless costume costume

That's a soft yes on thursday

That's funny never thought metro man was the gloating type

That's it be free my beautiful dove!

That's sweet hal

That's very good romance is very inspiring that's what I hear

That's what I want to hear

That's when I got the brilliant idea to fake my death

That's when I learned a very hard lesson good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner

That's why I created you

That's why I think we should team up

The city has never seen this level of destruction

The city's parks restored to their original glory the streets the safest they've been the banks reopened

The copper should have worked why didn't the copper work the copper worked perfectly well last time

The die had been cast and so began an enduring epic lifelong career and I loved it

The flames of my evil burn bright

The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you the helpless people of metro city

The illiteracy beam

The invisible car

The megamind I knew would never have run from a fight even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning it was your best quality

The name's titan titan

The night you dumped me alone in the rain did you ever look back no!

The power of flight invulnerability and great hair

The science is impossible

The thing about bad guys they always lose!

Then I realized we had done this same silly charade our entire lives

Then it hit me if I was the bad boy then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all

Then it suddenly hit me I do have a choice I can be whatever I want to be

Then why do I feel so mel on choly mel on choly unhappy

There had better be an amazing explanation for this

There he is mr evil overlord

There's a benefit to losing you get to learn from your mistakes

There's a doormat here that says secrit entrance!

There's something much more powerful at work here this is no mistake it's destiny

They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength

They they can still see you now your elbow's still in good

They're all back but how why

This dome is obviously lined with copper yeah so copper drains my powers

This has been the worst day of my entire life

This is a day you and metrocity shall not soon forget

This is about ms ritchi isn't it you're going on a date with her

This is embarrassing

This is roxanne ritchi cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused

This is roxanne ritchi reporting from a city without a hero

This is roxanne ritchi reporting live from the dedication of the metro man museum

This is the first time we've hung out socially and it's when i'm about to destroy the city!

This is the last time you make a fool out of me!

This is the mother lode!

This is the only building in metro city with a fake observatory on the roof

This is the real world and you need to wake up!

This must be very thrilling for you

This one's for space dad making a fool out of me!

This one's for stealing my girlfriend!

This town isn't big enough for two super villains!

This way

This'll stop them here!

Thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town get to know each other first

Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus

Time to put the past behind us only the future

Titan first thought to be this city's new hero has turned evil

Titan has to be stopped!

Titan what's a titan

Titan what's that supposed to mean it was the only name I could trademark

Titan's turned evil

To being normal

To bernard for being the only normal thing in my crazy upside down world

To think that only yesterday I was cheerful bright and gay

To titan!

Together we could figure out his plan for the city and stop it

Tomorrow you will fight megamind and the city will know your name

Too late!

Turns out a kid from the glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea

Typhoon cheese

Unhand me you fiend! never!

Unless someone comes to our aid soon all may be lost

Wait a minute

Wait a minute I don't believe this do you really think that I would ever be with you no

Wait roxie i'm having a party at my house it's gonna be like off the hook or whatever

Wait what

Warden! warden! listen to me! you have to let me go!

Warming up the sun is warming up

Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose

Was this my destiny wait maybe it was

Way to go little buddy I knew he had it in him

We all know how this ends with you behind bars

We can't

We did it! we did it!

We have our debut battle with titan tomorrow morning

We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet

We may as well go home as I did on my own alone again naturally

We miss you metro man I miss you

We must find a suitable subject someone of noble heart and mind who puts the welfare of others above their own

We need to find answers

We now have confirmed reports

We should stick to what we're good at being bad

We're at the abandoned observatory no we're not! don't listen to her she's crazy

We're gonna die!

We're saved! we're saved!

We've had a lot of adventures together you and I we have minion

Well done I thought that battle went really really well

Well good luck on your date! I will!

Well hello good looking need a lift certainly do you fantastic fish you

Well I did look back! you did you did yes! and you should look back right now!

Well I don't need you to look after me

Well I finally had a reason to win you

Well I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called in a suit it's called formal speed walking but that's not important

Well I think your warranty is about to expire

Well if I were metro man megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time that's the first thing

Well in school none of the other kids really liked me

Well it's really paying off! you're so fit and strangely charismatic

Well let's not get our hopes up just yet

Well let's take a look at the contents then shall we

Well look partner i'm her partner she doesn't know what she's saying she's been through a traumatic experience

Well never mind that

Well sir his name's hal stewart he's 28 years old

Well thank you for letting me stay

Well that seems kind of petty don't you think

Well that was easy

Well there is one place I know

Well use the forget me stick oh right

Well we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now do we

Well what if tomorrow we could go kidnap roxanne ritchi that always seems to lift your spirits

Well you did it sir yes you've made that perfectly clear

Well you seem in a very good mood tonight sir

Well you're not gonna be laughing for long

Were you even planning on showing up

What a drama queen

What about everything you just said about judging a book by its cover

What are we like let's just get a coffee or something

What are we supposed to do without you evil is running rampant through the streets

What are we waiting for we'd better get going

What are you doing

What are you what are you saying you don't need me

What can I say old habits die hard

What did he just say crab nuggets

What do you think you're doing

What do you want