The Exasperated Couple 2.0 Soundboard Edit

Alabama

Bullshit

But why are you calling me?

Calling cops, you'll hear from Sgt. Larry

Calling in middle of night, who is this?

Dial the correct number, the correct phone number

Dial the right number you idiot

Do not all this number again

Do not call this number again, do you understand?

Don't wanna know you

Excuse me?

Hello

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

I beg your pardon?

I didn't

I don't

I don't either

I don't know anyone that called you at night

I don't know what you're dealing with

I don't know what you're talking about man, wrong number

I don't know who called, it wasn't me

I don't know you, I don't want to know you

I'm calling the cops

If you continue to call, you'll hear from FBI

Is it from this number?

Is it what from this number?

Keep confusion to yourself

Listen to me, you got the wrong number lady

Mitch

Mow your yard?

Mumbling

No

No

No I didn't

Oh Fuck (Quiet)

Oh my God

Really, isn't that fascinating?

Same here

Since you have a hidden number, you think you're safe, you are mistaken

The Florida State Police

Well keep confusing to yourself, don't call again

Well then why are you calling me?

What are you asking?

What is your point?

What?

Who cares?

Who the hell cares?

Who?

Why did my phone just ring and you're there?

Why?

With the what?

You are mistaken

You got the wrong number 1

You got the wrong number 2

You got the wrong number, I don't either

You got wrong number ma'am

You idiot

You need to speak clearly so we can understand bullshit

1 - Who is this?

1 - You have the WRONG number

2 - Hello

2 - Who is this?

2 - You have the WRONG number

3 - Hello

4 - I don't know why you're calling; who is this?

5 - Who is this?

(Rant) My phone is ringing

(Rant) We are grown adults

(Rant) You are mistaken