💬 Fred the Bail Bondsman Ultimate Soundboard

A B R I E L

A bunch

Adam

All I hear is like ya'll or something.

All right

Already where's your brother in custody

Am I talking to you say yes

Amateur

And apologize to anything that happened

And charles you're at two seven five seven one seven six

And her last name is abrial

And his name is homer scott

And i'll be able to come talk to you

And i'm sure it then

And there's no life alert

And this is a recording

And who is this

And you're from where

And your name again is

And your name is what

Anybody There?

Are you asking for mike

Are you calling me now or is this a prank

Are you having fun

Are you in some special phone

Are you mentally ill?

Are you sure he's in Temple City?

Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking

Are you the gentleman with my phone is ringing or something

Are you there

Bail bonds

Bail Bonds

Bail bonds

Bail Bonds

Bailbonds

Bailbondsh

Because i'm just trying to stop him

Because she's under a different name we can't find her

Believe me I wish I could understand you but i'm really having a hard time

Bell bench

Bell bonds

Bell bunch

Bill bunch

Bill lunch

Black gentleman who son never paid me

Boy

Break

Brick

Bullshit

Bye

Called about fifty times yesterday so

Can I get some help please

Can I help you

Can I listen like a is an adam F isn't frank I as an idea he is an edward ellis and lincoln

Can I pay in upon

Can you again idiot

Can you hear me?

Can you spell that for maine

Cancel

Car

Carlos sanchez

Charles

Chris

Come to my office

Concurrent

Correct

David

David maloney

Did I say anything when I called

Did she ever go by any other first name or any other last name

Do you have one night one system for all of LA county

Do you hear i'm talking in the background

Do you know his data birth

Do you know what time

Do you need to find out more about this guy like his booking number 's data birth

Do you remember that

Do you wanna build your brother and he's in walnut

Do you wanna give me your name and number and i'll give it to the police

Do you wanna give me your number and i'll call you right back

Do you wanna hang on on hold

Does he ever middle name

Don't call your house anymore

Don't say hello then

Drive

Edward

Eldorados

Excuse me

For her harassing phone calls

For lunch

Four thirty five west mission

Frank

Fred the Bail Bondsman Ultimate Soundboard Sound

Friday

From where

Front

Fuck you Prick

Garden prank calls from you before because i'm getting prank

Girl bunch

Give me a call back when you know more know where your brother is

Give me a call if you find out anything more i'll be more than happy to help you

Give me her name again and so I can find out would you like me to find out

Give me his name

Give me some more information

Give me your phone number

Go sit under a tree

Gold

Good

Goodbye

Goodbye sir

Goodbye Sir

Greg

Gregory stevens

Hand

Hang on

Hang on just a second

Hang on just second

Hang on lavar

Hang on OK

Hard maine

Hardly

He's not here

Hello

Hello frank

Hello there

Herbert

Herbert bail bonds

Hey you know what

His name is what

His name is worth

Homer scott

Hopefully this gentleman will make up his mind on what he wants to do

How are you

How could they possibly do this

How do you spell that last name

How long is she been in custody

How long she been in custody at walnut

How many weight

How much

How old is carlos

How old is she

Huh

Huh?

I am I am being

I apologize

I can't understand you at all

I checked in all of los angeles county on their computer

I did

I didn't call you

I didn't call you sir

I do what

I don't

I don't either

I don't find him

I don't know

I don't know about your phone are you know or any of that

I don't know if this is a prank call or not

I don't know what to tell you we accept to call the walnut jail and then see if you can find him get a better information OK

I don't know what's going on with my phone

I don't know who it is

I don't understand this

I get these calls all day long from prankster and I just got one little while ago so

I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were getting your you were in a hair salon in your hair was wet

I have several offices serve

I haven't

I I don't know what that noise is

I I don't know what to tell you

I I don't understand why you're so mad at me sir

I i'd like to talk to kerry

I just haven't been able to break away from the other person that i'm talking to you

I just plug my phone in this

I just talked to the jail

I just told you

I just wanted to make sure it was really you

I kept trying to find it

I know of one gregory stevens

I know you're a better gentleman in this sir

I mean I don't know how many people are are crane colonist

I must have this wrong

I need to type it into the LA county booking system

I never know like

I should high

I sure would like to put it into it

I talk to a detective there over and over again and nobody helps us

I think this is a recording

I tried to call and apologize to anything that happened

I wanna make sure

I was frustrated with them

I'll call you back shortly

I'm a bail bondsman. What- What's going on here?

I'm afraid this is a prank call

I'm answering

I'm echoing

I'm fred my ma bell bondsman

I'm fred or burton i'm a bail bondsman

I'm gonna have my agent john call you maybe he'll be able to hear you better

I'm gonna have to call long beach

I'm gonna look for her online there

I'm gonna make a phone call directly to them and then i'm gonna call you right back

I'm hanging up

I'm i'm sure you this assume

I'm in upland

I'm not calling anybody

I'm not doing anything

I'm not having any

I'm not making them

I'm not sure

I'm not understanding you when I call you your phone echoes

I'm on another line

I'm on the phone with the jail hang on

I'm on youtube and they prank call me all the time

I'm right across the street

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I don't recognize that name but

I'm sorry it happened

I'm sorry one more time

I'm sorry this is whom

I'm sorry too

I'm sorry what

I'm sorry when

I'm sure i'm sorry I I I I can

I'm telling you

I'm watching her up so that I can help you to her

I've been I i've

I've been i've had thirty calls today from and that i'm calling somebody i'm not calling anybody

I've checked almost every carlos sanchez I need to know his date of birth there is too common name

I've got over this so I think i've got it now

I've got your phone number and i'm gonna ring your fucking neck

I've looked at it online I don't find a homer strat

I've talked to the jailer

If you can figure out who's doing this we sure like to get rid of him they've been doing this dress for several years now

In age

In fact I don't know whether i'm really talking to you or recording

In your name

Is is this really you

Is right

Is that his name

Is that right

Is that you

Is this gregory stevens

Is this some sick mother fucker on the phone

Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act

It sounds like your computer phone or something

It's a great thing for me to save

It's a pomona geo

It's not that it's your phone

It's not us

It's OK I just want to tell you it's going on

It's this is who I think it is

It's winter identification says

Jesus christ

John

Joplin police department

Just fine

Just join

Just say hi fred

Just say hi fred and I will know this isn't a recording

Kerry

Knees in long beach

L.A. County

LA County

LASIEL

Laugh O

Lees are the calls i'm getting constantly

Let me call Walnut. Hang on a minute.

Let me look him up here

Let me put you on hold i'll be right back

Like your childish but and go someplace

Lincoln

Listen to this

Long beach

Los angeles

Love you

M A L O N Y

M Hmm

Madam

Mafia

May I help you

Maybe call me on my cell phone

Maybe you should be more prepared for this call

Mhmm...

Mike

Minecraft

Mkay

Mmm

Mmmm

My agent john tried to call you back because I couldn't understand you sir

My apologies for taking so long

My name is fred

My name is fred herber

My name is fred herbert

My name is fred i'm a bell bondsman what's going on here

Near name shirt

Need your walnut i'll just try to call walnut and call you back

Never working number

Nine oh nine five nine five two two six four

Nine one eight

Nineteen

No I did not

No they don't help us at all

No we don't have life alert

Not so good

Now that's not maine

Now what's your date of birth

Oh john

Oh OK 'cause you're telling me two years ago i'm

Oh sure sure first name is lafayette

Oh yeah you know i've fallen and I can't get up I mean they come over to check to make sure we're OK

Oh yes I you

OK gregory stevens bye

OK hang on

OK i'll call you right back

OK let me try it again i'm looking through all of the LA county for that name

Okay, who am I gonna call to bail you out Jose Remeras?

Once you're childish but and go someplace

One

Or in one

Or what which is which his last name again

Pardon me

Pardon Me

Pardon me

Part of maine

Please

Police department

Pomona jail?

Porn

Porn sick

Prime

Probably got an IQ of about one

Quit calling

Ran into a workplace sure

Red herbal

Reporter

Right

Right here so somebody on the line right here that they've call forward it to

Right i'm i'm not sure whether it's the seven six oh number or the other number that i've given you

Robert

Run

S C O T T

San dimas

Say hi fred

Scott

See

See see

See yes

See you again idiot

See, this is the kind of shit.

She wouldn't be under any other name

She's a big with red letters it's a bell bonds in the neon clock in the window

She's a wet there

Shush

Sick

Sixty one

So I don't know who this is they've done this to a simple owner now in upland

So I know exactly who you are

So i'm getting pranked

So i'm gonna have to call them because their websites down

So i'm gonna type in

So i'm gonna type in david maloney

So that's M A L O N E Y

So this is my bullshit

So what's going on

So you're talking about los angeles county walnut substation

Somebody 's patch just through run

Someplace else

Sorry

Spell that

Spread rumors

Springfield

Steenerson

Stevens

Stop these annoying phone calls!

Such sharp businesses

Sure

Sure I don't know who the fuck you are

Sure what is it

Talk to your fucking worse asshole

Temple city

Thank you

Thank you again

Thank you ron

Thank you very much

That was the jailer in the walnut substation

That's not maine

That's the number of the walnut jail

The actual recording

The check there and they didn't have a

The FBI really needs to be called on this

The last name

The last name is

The last name is a is an adam B as in boy

The number is nine oh nine five nine five two two six four

The other time it was busy

Their lunch

Their names weren't anything like you're calling on

There is a I mean there's a long list of carlos sanchez

There probably recording us right now adding to their

There's no carlos sanchez

There's no homer scott in the walnut jail

There's nobody in custody I must have this wrong

There's nobody with that name

There's some sick person out there that's doing this

There's the guys number

They are

They claim is not there

They don't have a carlos sanchez in custody in temple city

They tried to call you back once and your funding rang very long just a couple times

They're called thirteen times today

They're calling law enforcement in really sure and things up

They're telling me there's nobody name homer stride in jail

This

This guy does the lakeline thing

This is a prank call

This is actually my bush

This is an a recording

This is fred

This is gregory stevens

This is herbert val vines

This is miss child 's

This is regarding

This is she

This is something they recorded on for me a couple of years ago

This is spread

This is that Chris.

This is the kind of fucking idiot child to put out there

This is the kind of idiot out there

This is true

This is your son

This ship that's somebody pranking maine

Three two oh

Throw bunch

Time

To their officer

Try calling the pomona police department

Turn on the TV

Twelve inch

Twenty year old forty eight thirty one thirty

Two

Two seven five seven one seven six

Two two seven nine

Two years

Uh-huh

United

Use this

Very

Waiting for their site to come up here

Walmart

Walnut

Walter show

Was the first name homer H O M E R

Watch

We can't find her

We got along fine are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking

We have the bella bond officer on euclid

We're not calling you

We've been getting these prank calls for a couple of years now

We've contacted the upland police department about them doing this on our lines

We've reported these prank calls to the police department and nobody 's helping us

Well

Well because this goes on all the time

Well bunch

Well first you need to give me his name

Well goodnight

Well hi

Well i

Well I don't see any record for a homer scott

Well I mean that is her name

Well i'm sorry I didn't call it

Well if its shares to come to my office

Well let's see here's a

Well lunch

Well thank you very much

Well that's not me that's a recording that's going

Well then i'm not interested

Well then you need to drive down their babies under another name

Well why this strange phone call what's going on with you

Well you called me

Well, if you don't know then- Then this is, uh, BS.

Were you in jail

What

What are you are you are

What can I do for you

What city

What department

What did you say

What do you want

What does

What number are you calling from

What number are you calling us back at sir

What sheriff's department?

What should

What's gelasian

What's going on with your phone

What's your booking number

What's your brothers name

What's your first name

What's your name

What's your name and phone number and your brothers name

What's your phone number

What's your phone number?

What's your sisters name

Whatever go to bottle and go sit under a tree

When did I call you

When did she get birthday to the jail

When did your brother you wanna build your brother out when did he get arrested

When he calls you get his booking number

When I want your somewhere

Where are you in jail

Where can I do for you

Where is he and what's his name

Where is he in custody

Where is it

Where is nine one eight

Where is she in custody

Where is your brother in jail

Where she in custody

Where where are you

Where you are

Where's the in custody

Which

Which happening sure

Which is date of birth

Which is name

Which jail

Whistle

Whistle LOUD

Who

Who am I calling shirt

Who are you

Who are you calling darla

Who are you interested in bailing out

Who did I call

Who is in lincoln has an atom F isn't frank I as an idea he is an edward ellis

Who is josh

Who is rush

Who is there sure

Who is this

Who's in jail

Who's this?

Whoever does it's calling I just conferenced it over to you

Whoever you are quit calling maine

Why am I doing what, sir?

Why are you acting like this

Why are you calling

Why are you doing this

Why are you doing this sir

Why are you so mad at me?

Why are you why are you doing this

Word maine

Wow

Writer

Yeah

Yeah I tried to call you back

Yeah well that's what it is

Yes

Yesterday? Okay.

You and I have gotten along fine and I don't know why this is happening

You call me five or six times here and I haven't called you or you or is your phone woman and you think it's maine

You called yesterday

You can call and ask for the jailer and you can ask him to

You don't have his booking number do you

You fucking asshole

You guys are

You have the wrong number

You just because john read the receipt wrong to you

You just because john read the receipt wrong to you you're going to your going to act this way is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act

You know about my

You know and reporting fake crimes

You know from eighteen to sixty one

You know i'm hanging up on him i'm not talking to him because he won't stop all day

You know there's a whole long list of 'em

You know we have somebody that's doing that

You know what

You know what he was bumming you know when

You know what i've been getting calls all day long that i'm calling somebody and i'm not calling anybody

Fred the Bail Bondsman Ultimate Soundboard
Fred Herbert, the boisterous, over-the-top bail bondsman, isn't a real person, but his voice became a hilarious internet meme thanks to prank call soundboards. Clips of his signature lines, booming pronouncements ("I need you to listen very carefully!"), and outrageous claims ("I'm a six-foot-tall, 300-pound Samoan!") exploded online, used to troll unsuspecting victims in calls often ending in chaotic confusion. While some find his schtick annoying, others adore his absurdity, turning him into a pop culture icon, even spawning merchandise and remixes. Whether loved or loathed, one thing's for sure: Fred Herbert's booming voice isn't going silent anytime soon.
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