Fred Herbert (from Flash Soundboard) Edit

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Aggravated sexual assault with uh divorce.

Aggravated sexual assault. With a child under the age of 14.

Ah es.

Ah.

Ajá.

AK47.

Alfonso Magana.

All over.

All right, homie.

Am I right?

Amateur.

And there's no life alert.

And this is a recording.

And who's this?

And your name again is.

Anderson.

Anderson.

Are you asking for Mike?

Are you eating?

Are you getting sexual satisfaction from this?

Are you having fun?

Are you her father?

Are you in jail?

Are you in jail?

Are you interested?

Are you looking at my ad right now?

Are you looking at my ass right now?

Are you mentally ill?

Are you on some special phone?

Are you there?

ASAP right away.

Bail bonds.

Baloney.

Because I'm just trying to stop him.

Bel Air.

Bestiality.

Big pile of license plates.

Bike.

Black.

Boy. Sick.

Boyfriend.

Bridge.

By Buena Park.

California.

Californiawalnuts.com.

Call me Santa.

Call.

Called about 50 times yesterday, so.

Can I get some birthday cake?

Can I get some candy?

Can I get some help please?

Can I get some sexual satisfaction?

Can I help you?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Can you spell that for me?

Candy.

Candy.

Carol.

Chick.

Choose.

Chose.

Chris.

Cocaine.

Come all over the place.

Come over to check to make sure we're OK.

Come to my office.

Compton.

Constantly.

Court.

Crazy bitch.

David Maloney.

David Maloney.

Debit card or credit card?

Dick.

Did he sound intoxicated to you?

Did I say anything when I called?

Did is that something you want to do?

Dimitri.

Do I have a what?

Do you have $2000?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you have big hit?

Do you have KYR?

Do you have something to write with?

Do you hear him talking in the background?

Do you Remember Me?

Do you remember that?

Do you remember? He had the cockatoo on his shoulder?

Do you tell me where he is and what his name is?

Do you think it's because you're Mexican?

Do you want to fight me?

Do you want to give me your name and number and I'll give it to the police?

Do you want to suck my Dick?

Does he do that a lot to other people?

Does she do drugs?

Doesn't make sense to me.

Don't call your house anymore.

Don't call your son.

Downtown Los Angeles.

Earl Madman Munch.

Earl Rogers.

Earl.

Early County.

Eating bitch.

Evading the police.

Every day.

Every day.

Excuse me?

Felon with a firearm.

For her harassing phone calls.

Fred.

Fuck you.

Fucking. Fucking.

GAND i.e.

Get a life.

Get their government check and get high.

Girlfriend.

Give me his name.

Give me some fucking candy.

Give me some more information.

Give me your phone number.

Give you walnuts.

Go online and look up bestiality.

Go online.

Go sit under a tree.

Go to hell.

Go to sleep.

Goodbye.

Goodnight.

Google bestiality.

Gregory Stevens.

HALAS.

Hang on just a second.

Hang on, Levar.

Hang on.

Happy birthday.

Happy Easter.

Happy New Year to you.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Have your grandmother.

He had sex for the minor.

He's not here.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Herbert.

Herbertbailbonds.com.

Hey, you know what?

Hi John.

Hier.

His name is what?

Hit and run.

Hmm.

How about a T-shirt? I don't know what sizes are.

How are you?

How are you?

How can I give you advice better than that?

How could they possibly do this?

How do you spell that last name?

How long have you been on the job?

How much?

How old is she?

How old is your son?

I am Fred Herbert.

I am pretty damn right.

I am sitting in front of my computer.

I am your child.

I am your father.

I apologize.

I arrested him.

I can't figure it out.

I can't give you an answer on that.

I did.

I didn't call you.

I don't believe any of this.

I don't believe you.

I don't care.

I don't know how you're gonna pay it.

I don't know if you have $70,000 to bail him out.

I don't know what that noise is.

I don't know what this big thrill is.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know, KY. How can I fuck you?

I don't want to spend that kind of money.

I fall in and they can't get up.

I gave you sexual satisfaction.

I get these calls all day long from. A prankster and I just got one a little while ago, so.

I got 25 years since I drank and why was the worst drunk?

I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were getting your you were in a hair salon and your hair was wet.

I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were in a jail and you were getting your Nas fucked by that gentleman.

I got a screwy little woman that just won't fuck me.

I had sex with a minor.

I have Earl Rogers.

I I I don't understand why you're so mad at me, Sir.

I just had a couple of emails sent to me and. Hopefully I got two, OK.

I just had a friend of mine, she called me from Arkansas and she says I'm going to ring your fucking neck.

I just had a friend of mine, she called me from Arkansas and she's she says it's been a crazy, crazy winter there.

I just had a friend of mine, she called me from Arkansas and you know, wish me happy Valentine's Day and she's she says it's been a crazy, crazy winter there.

I just had a friend of mine, she called me from Arkansas and, you know, wish me a happy birthday and she's a crazy bitch. We fucking constantly, you know, from 18 to 61.

I just talked to the jail.

I just told you.

I just wanted to make sure it was really you.

I know exactly who you are.

I know where your parents and family live.

I know you really like her, but.

I know you're a better gentleman than this, Sir.

I know you're a fucking asshole.

I need to type it into the LA County booking system.

I said hi.

I sure would like to pee in your butt.

I take debit card or credit card.

I think this is a recording.

I think this is a recording.

I was frustrated with them.

I was frustrated with you.

I went to an A a meeting just yesterday.

I work in a convenience store.

I would like to put my Dick in here, son.

I would like to put my white Dick in here, brown ass.

I would like to put your Dick into my ass.

I'd like a party.

I'd like to talk to Kerry.

I'll give you 9 bucks.

I'll give you a beastiality.

I'll give you her quiche.

I'll keep my eye on it.

I'll talk to you later buddy.

I'm 72 years old and I've fucked up every, every relationship I've ever had.

I'm 72. I don't know how old you are.

I'm afraid of Gregory Stevens.

I'm certainly ready to do this for you if you want to do it.

I'm getting cranked.

I'm going on my computer.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to have my agent John recording.

I'm going to it right now.

I'm going to put it into you.

I'm going to repeat in your skull.

I'm going to ring your fucking neck.

I'm going to wreck your fucking neck.

I'm going to wreck your fucking skull.

I'm going to write your grandma's neck.

I'm gonna have my agent, John, break your fucking neck.

I'm in California.

I'm in charge.

I'm in jail.

I'm in jail.

I'm in your house.

I'm just kidding.

I'm looking a little further here.

I'm looking at it right here.

I'm looking her up on their computer.

I'm not being hostile.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not doing your good.

I'm not making them.

I'm not sure whether it's the 760 number or the. The other number that I've given you.

I'm not sure.

I'm not talking to anybody about bestiality.

I'm on YouTube and they prank call me all the time.

I'm right across the street.

I'm sitting and typing it into a statewide system.

I'm smoking weed.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It happened.

I'm talking to my plant.

I'm talking to you.

I'm wondering what you're you're doing.

I've been a bail bondsman for 46 years and a cop before that for four or five years. And so I mean, I think I've seen it all.

I've been, I've had 30 calls today from and and that I'm calling somebody, I'm not calling anybody.

I've got a firearm.

I've got a list.

I've got drugs for sale.

I've got Joan Anderson.

I've got your phone number and I'm gonna ring your fucking neck.

I've gotten bestiality from you before.

I've had people come into my office. I've had them handcuffed.

I've looked at it online.

I've seen his asshole.

Identity theft.

If you don't know then then this is BS.

In a 711.

In age.

In fact, I don't know whether I'm really talking to you or my plant.

In fact, I don't know whether I'm really talking to you or recording.

In Pomona.

In your name.

Innocent till you're proven guilty.

Is it $500?

Is she working?

Is that his name?

Is that right?

Is that you?

Is this Gregory Stevens?

Is this really happening?

Is this really you?

Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities? Is this the way you act?

Is your refrigerator running?

It's 20 bucks.

It's a great thing for me to say.

It's a Pomona jail.

It's always that way.

It's been a mystery to me.

It's beyond my comprehension.

It's just some sick motherfucker on the phone.

January 23rd.

Jejeje.

Jesus Christ.

Joan.

Joan.

John Beck.

Jury.

Just because John read the receipt wrong to you, you're going to you're going to act this way. Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act?

Just fine.

Just join.

Just nobody there.

Just say hi, Fred.

Just say hi. Fred and I will know this isn't a recording.

K-47.

Karen.

Kidnapping.

KRCAUSI.

Larry Elder.

Lawrence.

Let me go get my marijuana.

Let me look him up here.

Let S get。

Let's see here.

Let's start this again.

Listen to this shit.

Listen to this.

Long Beach.

Long reach.

Look at herbertbailbonds.com.

Look here I'm heading to my computer, here to.

Looking at bestiality.

Looking at Netflix?

Maloney.

Maloney.

MasterCard.

Maybe you should be more prepared for this call.

Merry Christmas.

Methamphetamine.

Methamphetamines ruining my life?

Mhm.

Michelle Sullivan.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Morning.

Mr. Johnson.

My agent John tried to call you back because I couldn't understand you, Sir.

My computer was talking to me.

My name is Fred Gordon Herbert, and I go by Fred Herbert, but some people would go by Gordon, let's say, even though that's their middle name, you know?

My name is Fred Herbert.

My name is Fred Herbert.

My son.

N*****.

National.

Neck.

Nerville is $20,000.

Netflix is real.

Never been arrested before.

New girls.

No, I did not.

No, I did not.

No, I have. Since 2009. I've had people pranking me. Onlinetheresaprankster.com all kinds of stuff going on.

No, we don't have life alert.

No.

No.

Normally they let people go for that.

Not everybody uses Skype.

Not me.

Not single so.

Not so good.

November 22nd.

Now that's not me.

Now there could maybe be bail by appeal. That would be something. It'd be have to be set by an attorney.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh.

OK, let me look her up.

OK.

On the 22nd.

Or keep my eye on it?

Pepperoni with extra cheese.

Pepperoni.

Plant.

Please stop.

Please.

Please.

Police Department.

Pomona jail.

Pomona Police Department.

Powder.

Probably got an IQ of about 1:00.

Public ways.

Receiving stolen property.

Resist.

Rich.

Richard.

Right in the butt.

Right now.

Right now.

Right.

Robert Roberto Camacho Melgoza.

Roberto Malgoza Camacho.

Roger.

Rogers.

Ruining my life.

SALAGAR.

Salas.

Say hi, Fred.

Say yes.

Screaming kid in there.

See you again, idiot.

See, most of these people, they use marijuana.

Sex.

Sexual satisfaction.

She doesn't seem to think that.

She got arrested for being Mexican.

She has to be in court Thursday.

She's a big red letters that say bail bonds and the neon clock in the window.

She's in jail.

She's living with you.

She's using somebody else's ID.

Short of smoking weed in 1970.

Sitting or lying in the public ways?

Sitting or lying on my Dick?

Ski.

Snickers.

So do you have any questions?

So we're talking about the right guy.

So what's going on?

So you want to know what the bail bond business is all about?

Solace.

Somebody bailed her out.

Somebody has patched us through, Ron.

Sometimes it's an advantage for somebody to be out so that they can fight their case and not be in custody.

Somewhere between 1600 and 2000 dollars.

Sound like you were bothering me.

Source.

Stop these annoying phone calls.

Stretch uh?

Sure, I don't know who in the fuck you are.

Sure.

Surprise.

Sweet 105.

Swiss.

Ted Herbert's.

Tell me what's going on.

Temple City.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Omar.

Thank you, Ron.

Thank you.

That's a recording.

That's me.

That's not good information.

That's not me.

That's the number of the walnut gel.

That's what it is.

That's what it's all about.

The beer cakes.

The FBI is in the middle of an investigation.

The FBI really needs to be called on this.

The last name is.

The number is 909-595-2264.

The three charges are use Others. I use others ID for gain and theft of an access card and also possession of a controlled substance.

Their websites down.

There, there I can't find anything.

There's a lot of things in life that don't make sense.

There's a lot of this going on.

There's some sick person out there that's doing this.

They can.

They claim he's not there.

They have websites. They keep track of stuff. I I have people that go on those websites and then call me.

They're called a 13 times today.

They're going to hook her up and take her to court in the morning.

They're gonna take her and arraign her at the Central Court.

They're probably recording this right now, adding to their. Stuff.

They're saying that it has nothing to do with race.

They're telling me I'm crazy.

This bill is $1 million.

This bond would cost, if you paid it all right now, probably $70,000.

This is actually my birthday.

This is Fred.

This is Herbert Valvines.

This is Miss Childs.

This is regarding.

This is Santa.

This is something they recorded on for me a couple of years ago.

This is your father.

This is your.

This isn't a recording.

This issue.

This morning.

Thomas.

Thrillers.

Thursday.

Time of bail bondsman so I can get away with it.

To that officer.

Today.

Today.

Toi ?

Tried it.

Trump Towers.

Turn on a beastiality.

Turn on the TV.

Two days ago.

Two hours.

Two years.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Under grandfather.

Upland Police Department.

Use others or gain.

Vehicle theft.

Vista.

Waiting for their sight to come up here.

Walnut.

Walnut.

Walnut.

Walnut.

Walnut.

Was she living with you last month when she got arrested?

We better go catch it.

We count the zeros here. Let's see.

We have some discounts available, but I don't know which qualify for.

We'll meet you at a 711.

We'll meet you here at the office.

We're a 24 hour office, so if you're if you want to come in, we'll pull this all up for you.

We've been getting these prank calls for a couple of years now.

We've reported these prank calls to the Police Department and nobody's helping us.

Well then you'll need to drive down there. Maybe he's under another name.

Well then you'll need to talk to a lawyer about that.

Well, at first you need to give me his name.

Well, because this goes on all the time.

Well, good night.

Well, it would cost you $500.

Well, it would cost you your fucking life.

Wey.

What did you say?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What does that stand for?

What is your wife's name?

What number are you calling from?

What number are you calling us back at, Sir?

What relationship is she to you?

What Sheriff's Department?

What website do you have up?

What your grandma's name?

What? What's going on here?

What's going on with your phone?

What's his date of birth?

What's his name?

What's jealousy in?

What's your brother's name?

What's your first name?

What's your name and phone number and your brother's name?

What's your phone number?

What's your phone number?

What's your wife's name?

When did your brother you wanna bail your brother out?

When I was a kid, we'd get high.

When they arrested her and took her into drugs into jail. They claimed she had drugs on her. And you know, they must have asked her if she had any drugs on her because they didn't find them until t...

Where are you?

Where do you live?

Where do you live?

Where do you work, Sir?

Where is he?

Where is he? In custody?

Where is he? What's his name?

Where where are you?

Where you need to get me some better information?

Where you need to get some better firearms.

Where's he In custody?

Where's your brother in jail?

Which your girlfriend's name?

White powdery substance.

Who is this?

Who? Who is they, Sir?

Who's in jail?

Whoever you are, quit calling me.

Why are you acting like this?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you so mad at me?

Why are you? Why are you doing this?

Will give you the best deal we can.

With extra cheese.

With extra.

Wow.

Ya.

Yeah, I tried to call you back.

Yeah, I'll take the bestiality with extra Beastie.

Yeah, I'll take the pepperoni with extra cheese.

Yeah, you know, I've fallen and I can't get up. I mean, they come over to check to make sure we're OK.

Yeah.

Yes, I know that's.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yesterday.

You again?

You and I have gotten along fine and I don't know why this is happening.

You and I have had sex before.

You are going to pay it.

You are going to pay.

You call me five or six times here and I haven't called you. Are you? Or is your phone ringing and you think it's me?

You called me regarding bestiality.

You called me.

You fucking asshole.

You fucking assholes.

You go to sleep.

You guys are?

You heard?

You know that brown shit that comes out of your ass seeded?

You know there's a whole long list of them.

You know what I mean?

You know what? I've been getting calls all day long that I'm calling somebody and I'm not calling anybody.

You know what.

You know, and reporting fake crimes.

You need to give me his name.

You need to go to a different phone because we can't understand you.

You want to bail your brother out? He's in jail.

You want to have a relationship with her, and so you feel that bailing her out will enhance your relationship with her.

You want to have a relationship with me, Sir?

You want to spend that kind of money?

You.

You'll see our.

You're not bothering me.

You're online.

You're really gonna have to speak up.

You're sentenced and you're in prison. You just have your time to do bail. Is bail is something that you can post while you're fighting your case?

You're speaking so softly I can barely hear you.

You're starting to make me wonder here.

You're talking to an older gentleman here who doesn't hear it that well and you're speaking in a.

You're talking to my plant?

You're the one calling me, acting strange.

You're the same guy that told me you were in jail.

You're very rude.

You've just been angry the entire time.

You've only known her for a couple of months.

Your brother is in jail.

Your grandma's in jail.

Your son.

1st.

5 foot 10170 lbs. With black hair and brown eyes.

5 foot two 370 lbs. With white hair and brown eyes.

9 bucks.

9:00 in the morning.

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909-595-2264.

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$1 million.

$11.00.

$20

$25,000.

$500

$500

$2000.

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うん、うんうん。

うん。

キャリー。

さん。

なお。

ノー。

ハイブリ。

やあ。

わい。

東京。