Absolutely
Ah
All right
Alright you know we're going to do to solve your problem i'm going to have sex with you right now over the radio
And join the poontang out there or what
Are you cute
Are you really good looking
Ass wipe
Batch correct
But i'm brilliant every day every single friggin day thank you
But that's normal
But you're gay
But you've never done it
Come down and visit me sometime I wanna lick you all over
Department social services should be monitoring you very closely
Describe your wife
Do you know the alphabet
Do you know what sex is
Do you think OJ was guilty or innocent
Do you walk around in like sweat pants and play it down or you like a sexy dresser
Doesn't hurt though
Douche bag
Fuck you
Get cock enough in yom
Go take a crap in the sea
Good
Have you had sex with other people beside your boyfriend
Hello
Hey i'll pay ten thousand dollars for the person who can get me a picture of rosie o'donnell 's bowel movement
Hi
Hi
Higher on the air
How are you
How old are you
How old are you when you lost your virginity
Howard stern
I become very philosophical about peoples jealousy tord maine
I can't stand fat chicks
I don't know
I don't understand
I got a solution for you and you can take it or leave it if you want bigger genitals measure from a different place
I gotta go
I like to watch gladiator movies
I read in a magazine that you wish you would have lost your virginity to maine is that really true
In heights howard stern WNBC
It's one thing if a broad user pinky or something on ya you talking about a strap on
Jesus christ
John
Let me ask you something you have the look of love in your eyes but i'm an ugly man I know this you couldn't be physically attracted to me could you
My sperm are fantastic
No
No
No no no
Oh hello
Oh my god imagine patty grow up in america and not know how to speak
Oh OK
OK
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Prank Call Sounds: Howard Stern Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Howard Stern Soundboard Sound
Punk
Put on annoying scumbag
Right
Right here is the big question are you a fan of anal sex
Shannon
Shut up
So when you say you want to lose your virginity to me does that mean that you actually had fantasies about me
So you get aroused at all when I was kissing in the bed
So you want a man who can finish you off
Stop
Take
Thank you
That's gay
That's OK baby
This is disgraceful we should be taken off the air
We're just testing to see how dumb people or how long will hold the line
Well how many inches are you very small
What
What a dumb ass
What a dummy
What do you do for a living
What do you look like
What what what kind of sick thing are you into
What's going on
What's the problem why you calling maine
When's the last time you were with a woman
Where do you measure from
Why
Would you let a woman put a strap on on and do you from behind
Wow
Yeah
Yep
Yes
You coward
You look like a fat black man
You missed the taste of a woman don't you
You must put your hands down the pants of a woman don't you
You need a father figure like maine
You're not that much of a loser are you
You're single dude right