Prank Call Sounds: David Brent Soundboard Edit

A good idea is a good idea forever

A little bit DRUNK.

Aaah, see.

Ah.

All for that or for that in the workplace

All right

And if you ask me to name three geniuses I probably wouldn't say einstein knew

And if you had to name a role model

Be careful 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you

Busy at work

But you know the old saying live fast die young not my way live fast sure lifting ready far sometimes but uh die young

Come off it

Correct

David Brent

David Brent

Do you feel you have received adequate training to use your computer effectively?

Do you trust me, yes or no?

Don't know

Dunno

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs. Now you do not punish someone Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs

First sensible thing you’ve said all day

Fucking hell

Half Alsation, Half Labrador.

I don't know what you mean

I froze your tears and made a dagger and stabbed in my cock forever

I think it's bloody hilarious

I think there's been a **** up there

I'm a motivator of people

I'm an educator

I'm angry

I'm prejudiced, yeah?

Is he in both them

It's the Brent-Meister General

Leave me alone

Let's agree to disagree

Monkey

My name 's David Brent

No!

Not at all

Not literally

Oh god

OK

Ooh kinky

Pathetic

Please

Sergio george genie

Sessions

Stuart Foot

Take this cool dark steely blade steel it she that in your lake

That was affectionate

Then who's this

There was nothing vicious

They got trust me i'm taking these guys into battle and i'm doing my own stapling

They left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours being quite literally done doggy style

Uh

Unprofessionalism is and that is what I want OK so

What's the vibe

Who's in charge here?

You old slag

You taking the piss and i'm getting sick of