Prank Call Sounds: Sue Johanson Soundboard Edit

A golden shower is when you you your partner peas on you

Absolutely fine

All right

Allow yourself to get involved in a sexual relationship

And every time you laugh you'll fart

And they can pee on your body or sometimes some people like it when their partner pees on their face

And you can pull your penis

And you've got a morning woody

Bill

Blue

Brandy

But the rectum isn't designed for that

Bye bye

Can you just relax

Clitoral stimulation

Cooking

Do you masturbate

Do you think you could do that

Doesn't heal very quickly

For some people it is a real turn on

Good

Good

Google google google

Gotta go

Gotta morning woody

Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha.

Have fun

Have you been to a doctor about this

He's got crabs

Hello

Hi

Honey bun

How do you feel about it

I am worried about doing damage to the rectum

I don't know

I worry about it let's put it that way

I'm well thank you

If you be care

Into each other 's rectum

Is he using penis or is he using toys?

Is it rough anal sex safe

Is your rectum not mine

It takes you a few minutes to get to go start urinating doesn't

It tears very easily

Listen

Michael

No

No

No

No

Not like your vagina

Oh good

Oh hey mas rocking the boat

Oh yeah right

OK

OK

Patched up

Poo poo

Poopoo caca dulu number two

Sex will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

So you're having vigorous great sex oh boy ha ha ha and all of a sudden she goes through

Thank you

Thanks for a great call

That is feces

That so far

That way you want your penis to be

That won't work

That's because that valve that's in your urethra hasn't opened up yet

The rectum is very very fine mucous membrane

The vagina can stretch

The vagina can take a real lot of rough and tumble play

The vagina is cast iron

There's no way you can make your penis any bigger

They're called vaginal farts

This is not going to be a problem

This is very embarrassing but there's something I need to tell you

Um

Urine is sterile

Vaginal parts are more fun

We're sticking in your penis in a canal full of poo

What is the pleasure in using raw meat anally

When was the last time somebody measured their ejaculate

When you wake up in the morning

Who likes rough anal sex? You, or your partner?

Why are you scared to have sex?

Would that be important to you

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yes

Yes

Yes

You are

You do know

You don't have to protect your testicle

You got an anal abscess

You gotta question

You have only one testicle let's now functioning

You know

You know feces

You know it and you know it as well as I do

You wanna go out with him again

You're going to eat the meat afterwards or while it's in his rectum

You're going to end up getting hurt

You've got what looks like normal testicles