Prank Call Sounds: Clark W Griswold Soundboard Edit

All right that's enough rest

Alright that's more like it

Are come on real gun in a look real when I filled out hun

Before you head my lap

Call

Contacts

Crazy crazy crazy

Do you want me to drop out of the hood what's the difference should be fine as long as it's going to rain or something

Don't be scared I just think somebody owes us an explanation that's all

Go back to bed now

Hard maine I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway thank you very much

He owns the griswolds right fucking a radios us

Hello thanks

Here's one you don't know we used to sing this when you were little kids you know like this

Hey I use me home what is this bro group from out of town no shit

Hey knucklehead set us up with four red eyes with you

Hey tenderfoot junior chicken wings turkey

Hey underpants hey yellow

Hey yellow belly i'm talking to you

Hey you can't prove that roughy

Honey there's nothing that luggage that can't be replaced diaphragm

I could it could it could break the skin it could put large under the skin and cause a very bad infection

I don't think I was speaking with my weaving or something

I don't want to drive it I just want my old car back OK

I think you're all fucked in the head

I was crummy weiner this one john issues how they used to rusty

I'm gonna go for it honey

I'm making this after one thousand dollars all you have to do is give me three hundred dollars in cash and keep seven hundred dollars all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creek

I'm not falling for this bit

I'm not going to give you five dollars for directions

I'm not your ordinary everyday pool OK

I'm trying to concentrate on the road

Kids

Let's not get into that again sweetie pie please

Look I don't give a frog fat ass who went through what we need money

Love for sale

Moron knows were coming isn't home

Never what we did in the car

Not anymore

Now what's the difference it was fun anyway let's have a drink what do you say

Now you listen me fat ass you do what I say I won't be any problem OK OK we just drove two thousand four hundred and sixty miles just for a little roy wally entertainment the moose says your clothe...

OK

OK

OK OK let's write let's rock you

Okie dokie

Or you can think I do this on purpose sir i

Personally i'd rather see it island london eddie

Riding your back honey i've already done my back

Russ listened to your mother I was speeding was driving like a maniac we can all be grateful to this man for stopping us

Rusty please do not eat the truckster

So

Sorry folks were closed for two weeks to clean and repair america 's favorite family fun part sorry

Swing low

Thank you sure

That's maine

There it is why world next reacted wally world we made it

They can help you with that cool egg please

Trust one looks redness purse

Try me I could put in out of this thing

Very late

Waitress

Wally world here we come

Watch W griswold

Well look at it this way honey this is a part of america we never get to see that's good no that's bad I mean we can't close arise from the part of the city 's kids you noticing on the flight

Well officer whatever it is i've done i'm sure I can explain

Well up and adam

Well we can leave her here and the first phone we passed we can call her cousin or me and he could come and get her I guess

What are warm

What are you kidding this is a magnum PI i

What do you want me to do call federal express

What's the difference as long as we get across the river

Why because we're the griswolds

Why don't we find because getting there is half the fun you know that

Why not

Would you rather I clip during the night deposit box at the funeral home come on

Wow that's the mississippi the mighty mississippi the old miss

Yeah listen I really appreciate it if you could give me directions back onto the expressway

Yes we're here to see mister roy wally

You freeze freeze