Leslie Nielson (Naked Gun) Sounds Edit

Actually i'm on duty where I stick out tonight

Alright i'm going down to ludwigs up for sulfite out if you're telling the truth

And I think that we should say goodbye now

Are you a dog trainer

Are you in some way connected with the institute

But flying experience if you had

But what about those two new guys hedges in o'malley

Can you fly this plane and landed

Do you have spartacus

Do you know what doctor mine hunger is going to say at the press club dinner tomorrow

Driven

Explain to me why you gave the color the money

Fuhrer slappy

Go ahead threaten me like you had the american people for so long

Had a nightmare was crime all around me I couldn't stop it

He was shot six times fortunately the bullets missed every vital organ

Hello

I am serious

I don't have time to say this gently so be very direct

I I fell on a rake

I know

I promise you whatever scum did this at one man in his force will rest for one minute valley behind bars

I promised nordberg we bake a razor nut bread tonight

I should have guessed that you did it

I want answers cherry cakes

I will ask you some questions

I wish I had a quarter pounder with cheese every time I heard that

I wish there was some way I could repay you how about dinner I know this little out of the way place that serves great viking food

I'm a cup

I'm a tenant frank drebin police squad

I'm investigating the attempted murder of one of your daughters

I'm not wearing any underwear

I'm the good guy I can't let the bad guys when our children can't be raised in fear courtesy if we can't stop them they're going to blow that place sky high it'll be a tragedy

I've been wrongfully accused

I've taken up too much of your time already i'd like to look at your employment records now and speak to someone in personnel live you don't mind of course

Just call manika slasher mcguirk

Lady in the tramp

Like having sex is a painstaking arduous task it seems to go on and on forever and just when you think things are going your way nothing happens

Needlessly cut down an ambush by some cowardly hoodlum

Nice to meet you

No no I swear

Now

Oh do you have dances with wolves

Oh yes I love to see a doctor please

Perhaps some other time

Porter and i'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely just like the responsible adult that we are isn't that right mister poopy pants

Protecting the safety of the queen is attached at gladly accepted by police squad

Put out water shutter she did a

River police squad

Rocketeer

Stocking smoking she lied about being the witness stand she sent me up to come here the night of the murder

Target scammer onion right now

Tell a captain I must speak to him

Thank you

Thank you for your help

Thank you i'm very honored

That's right

The truth hurts doesn't it

Unless I get all those people to a hospital quickly I can't even be sure of saving their lives

We have reason to believe that vincent ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the queen

We will need a statement from your down at the station

We're looking for a hector civilized now where is he

We're running out of time

Well that's great i've been dating too nice girl and author she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction you probably right

When

When you face him unpleasant facts

Who won

With me frank

Yeah

Yes

Yes well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people I shoot the bastard that's my policy

You might end up dead is my middle name

You're hired a hitman you wanted hibbing dead I saw the two of you arguing

You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids

You're not telling me the truth

You've been very cooperative i'll make a note about my report

Your life I like bananas they coming big yellow bunches