Bruce Campbell Sounds Edit

Alright you primitive screwheads

And brisco county junior

Bend Over

Bend over and show on this

Brisco county junior

Bruce Campbell Soundboard Sound

Buenos Noches, Senorita

But keep your damn filthy forms out of my mouth

Close as I can figure it the year is 1300 ad and i'm being dragged to my death

Come get some

Come to papa

Do I look like an idiot

Don't change the subject

Don't you trust maine

Evening

First I wanna kill maine now you wanna kiss me

First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me blow

Geez I wish you wouldn't do that

Get the gum out of your ears

Gimme some sugar baby

Give me some sugar baby

Go ahead and run

Gotcha didn't you little sucker

Groovy

Groovy

Groovy

Guess i'll be running along

Hail to the King, Baby

Hello

Hello captain

Hello right there spanish in

Hey come on you making me feel weird

Hey what's the big idea

Hey! wait a minute! everything's cool! I said the words I did!

Honey you got real ugly

Honey you got real ugly

How did a tight ass beans hunger from washington learn the texas two step

I don't eat human flesh

I don't want your book I don't want your bullshit

I get to come out of your ears and listen up

I got it I got it

I got it I got it I know your damn words alright

I got news for you pal you ain't leadin' but two things right now jack and shit and jack left town

I got news for you pal you ain't leaving but two things right now jack and shit jack left town

I know that for a bug up his ass

I know your damn words alright

I went looking for no trouble

I'm alright

I'm going to give you one last chance to prove you're not a moron

I'm sorry to disappoint you

Is going to get a whole lot better

It's a trick get an axe

It's an n word it's definitely an n word it's definitely an n word

Kiss me

Klaatu Verata *cough*

Klaatu verata nikto

Lady i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave the store

Loosey goosey scary berry

My name is ash

My name is ash

Names ash

Next time you feel the need to share your gift of wisdom and experience don't

No

No just the usual bullshit propaganda

Nothing

Nothing is as big as

Oh god! no! no! I slept too long!

Oh I hate when i'm out bluff

Oh i'm sensing some hostility

Oh that was so rude

Oh that was so rude

OK then

Once a bloodsucker

Oops

Oops

Run home and cried on mama

Say

Say what color is your underwear

See this this is my boomstick!

Shop smart shop S mart

Shop smart shop S mart

Slow down there daddio

So to see man I gotta problem

So what do you want a metal

Sorry

Swallow this

Tales of the king baby

Talk about stonehenge

Tell me something I don't know

Thank you my good man thank you very much

Thank you pardon

That name mean anything to you

That's gonna hurt

That's right

That's right shop smart shop S mart

The fates have been kind

The hell with that are you trying to kill us

This

This is goodbye

This is goodbye

We don't take no shit from a machine

We have a met i'm autologous perhaps you've heard of maine

Well

Well hello mister fancy pants

Well I wish I could say it's been fun but it hasn't good rhytons

Well that's just what we called pillow talk baby

What are you looking at

What do you say way have some champagne now baby after all i'm a man and you're a woman

What exactly was it I said you didn't understand

What kids

What's the matter don't you trust maine

What's up

With science

Women sheesh

Yeah truly amazing

Yes i'll be running along

Yo, She-bitch

You ain't leaving by two things right now jack and shit and jack left town

You bastards while you're torturing me like this why

You just leave it be

You know I love to hear you say the F word

You want a piece of maine

You're going down

You're pathetic