Bruce Willis Soundboard Edit

Come on baby

Cute toy

Excellent pronunciation you'll be my little mamacita in no time

Glass? Who gives a shit about glass!

Ha ha ha

Hi

Holly Macclane

I can live with that

I didn't call you a mongoloid I called you a retard and I took it back

I didn't get that message

I didn't realise they celbrated christmas in japan

I specifically reminded her bedside table on the kangaroo

I think I cracked a rib giving me oral pleasure

I'll be back before you can say blueberry pie blueberry pie maybe not that fast but pretty fast okay

I'm a cop from New York

I'm an american honey our names don't mean shit

I'm here to see holly mclean

I'm John Macclane

I'm sure i'll see it later

It's Gary Cooper asshole

It's my first time driving a limo that's ok it's my first time riding in one

It's okay I'm a cop

Jesus fuckin' California!

John Macclane

Just shut your mouth

Mayday mayday anyone copy

Motherfucker i'm gonna kill you! i'm gonna fucking cook you and i'm gonna fucking eat you!

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister

No fuckin' shit lady do I sound like i'm orderin' a pizza

No fucking shit lady

No no

No thank you i'm fine

Not now maybe later

Now you listen to me jerk off

Now you listen to me jerk off if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem quit being part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!

Oh john what the fuck are you doing how the fuck did you get into this shit

Oh you're in charge

Okay

Put hans back on the line

Report me

Roy

She's heard me say I love you a thousand times she never heard me say i'm sorry

Somebody answer me god dammit

Sorry wrong guess

Terroists has seized pt1

Terroists has seized pt2

Terroists has seized pt3

Thanks for the advice

That's gary cooper asshole

The monkey in the wrench

The pain in the ass

They are fortifying their positions while you're jerkin' me off on the radio!

They got missiles automatic weapons and enough plastic explosives to orbit arnold schwarzenegger

They got missiles pt1

They got missiles pt2

Think god dammit

Trust me

Turn the truck around

We get together have a few laughs

What happened to my honda i'm sorry baby I had to crash that honda

Who are you then just a fly in the ointment a monkey in the wrench a pain in the ass

Who the fuck is this

Who's driving this car stevie wonder

Why did you do it?

Yeah I hear ya

Yeah i'm still here

Yippee kai yay motherfucker

Yippie ksy ay mother fucker

You feel that sting huh big boy that's pride fuckin' with you see you gotta fight through that shit!

You got that man

You stupid mother fuckers no no

You the guy in the car