Dale Gribble Soundboard Edit

Arlen Texas

Barbie

Boo

Can I speak to Peggy? Uh Peggy, it's for you, it's Dale. Yello Dale. You don't know who I am, but I know where you live.

Certain plans of mine require additional gribbles

Computers don't make errors what they do they do on purpose by now your name in particular have been fed into every laptop desktop mainframe in supermarket scanner that collectively make up the glo...

Dale gribble

Dale Gribble Just a Crack

Dale Gribble Nonsense

Dale Gribble Open Up Your Eyes Man

Dale Gribble Ring the Bell & Get Your Cheese

Dale Gribble Noise

Dale Gribble Soundboard Sound

Damn it there's neighborhood is turning into melrose place

Define oh my mexican legal system which I do will get about fifteen years but the starvation died of moldy bread and warm water

Five hundred bucks

Get Lost Bill

Hardly been used

Hey, look at that

How long are we going to keep up this fall charade

How much you paying?

I am a high priced washington lobby is peddling influence

I can look better

I like the way you think, girlfriend

I thought we agreed never to discuss the horrors that we saw on the killing fields of the fun center

I'll be next

I'm staying with the Hills in 5B

I'm too pretty to go to jail

If you want I can get you the birth certificate of a child who died in nineteen fifty three

It's a scientific fact that women like round muscular butts

It's back to a mundane life a drinking beer and helping my jackass friends shop for wheelbarrow

It's too late the beasts already got him in his jaws your only way out is to start life over with a new identity if you want I can get you the birth certificate of a child who died in nineteen fift...

Jack I said what

Join me and together we can strike down this perverse an unholy union

Keep watching touched by an angel

No

Not so fast mister grabby

Notice how he lifts with his legs

Now you can come quietly or will wait until you pass out

Oh no

OK

Okay

One by one your friends will desert you

Rhetorical question not grounds for conversation moving on

Rusty shackleford

She knows you're a heterosexual right

So nancy tells me she ran into john redcorn at video store the two of them heard you complain about some porno tape you lost

Somebody hates maine

Somebody missed his siesta

Stop it stop it stop it I can't stand fighting

Thank you

That was unfathomably deep

That you

That's a disturbing image

That's that as your friend I have no choice but to put you on an immediate suicide watch

That's unfortunate I think we all would have enjoyed that

The border guards thank were smugglers

The INS had their cameras trained on us

The vandalism up on my house can only be described as a hate crime

There's some sex in it for you

This one could be a fiasco of spectacular proportions

To be an effective killer you must learn to first hill a little bit of yourself

Very little

We're screwed

What kind of lefty hootenanny is this

What's that alien transponder like device

While I was blacked out was anything inserted into maine

Who wants candy

Yep are

Yes sir

You are now are sworn enemy leave us

You should have seen this coming to hang one by one your friends will desert you