To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995) Soundboard Edit

A car? Mary Alice Louise, no. This is a land yacht.

About what?

Adam's apple. Women don't have Adam's apples.

After all we've done to include you, you would leave us so quickly?

After that was Hit Parade Of '43, Drums Of The Congo.

Alcoholic. Low self esteem. Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly.

All right, go ahead.

All right, move ahead.

All right!

And hats. Hats, hats, hats.

And l I I I should read this?

And look at her, vintage Miss Julie.

And someone who would hold me for always

And there's something about the way that you talk, you know.

And this is Miss Katina and Miss Merna,

And this secret romance is very handsome, I hear.

And we should ask a few questions before we pursue this case.

And whose career was crushed by the white Hollywood machine.

Anybody read any good books lately?

As I was saying, we are three young career girls...

Baby, you got the look, mami

Because you never know, you know what I mean?

But I will take your acceptance.

But sweetness, how they blossom.

But why are you crying?

Can we have one ladies' cocktail...

Don't go there, Vida.

Don't think that I can't see you, Miss Bobby Lee. Come, come.

DV.

Eugene?!

Except maybe from happiness.

Excuse me. What are you gawking at?

Fabulous. Simply fabulous.

Find out why that little Latin boy in drag is crying.

Four. There are four steps to becoming a drag queen.

Hello!

Hello! Excuse me!

Here, they made me stop being Esther Williams in Million Dollar Mermaid,

Hold one another.

Honey, when did you start talking?

How I adored Paris.

I am going upstairs to have a talk with Miss Noxeema.

I believe that shoe is mine.

I could live with that. I'm a princess.

I have a lovely idea.

I know. I've just sort of been postponing it.

I will. I promise you. I'll guard it with my life.

I wouldn't be lying if I were to say...

I'm never gonna let him go.

If you don't find something you shouldn't find,

Is there music and dancing and...?

It was just because of his sense of humour.

Let me ask you something. We just left Philadelphia, right?

Manly hands...

Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up.

Men wanting to be with one another, men touching each other.

Miss Clara.

Move on.

Now, little one, what is your name?

Oh, God, it's so beautiful out tonight, isn't it?

Oh, no, no, no, no! People are waiting for me.

Oh, oh! I know what this is about

Oh, shut up. For real?

Oh, spectacular. Then there was... er... er...

Oh! Oh...

Oh! Yes. Yes.

Please, it's a wreck. Ladies.

Plié on two.

Really? That would be wonderful.

Sh Sheriff Dullard?

She running across the border.

Sheriff Dullard?

Shh!

So now, I want you to turn your sway backed little self around

Somebody has to drive me to Greenville. Come on.

Step four. Larger than life is just the right size.

Take care. Be good to yourself.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.

That I was really gonna miss you

That was step number one towards true queenliness.

That you're the one to say them.

That's Bobby Ray. Bobby Lee's a girl.

That's so romantical

The courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference.

The first night you came to town,

The last black person to stay here was Sam Cooke.

Then I end up being part of...

Then you pick out a new outfit

There are human rules by which we operate, sweetheart.

There are steps to becoming a queen.

They were dressed up like girls but they were boys.

This book has been sort of a Bible for me

This is the presidential suite.

This land was made for you and her.

This reminds me of Princess Laritza in Revenge Of The Wench.

To star in the lush film version

Touching each other.

Vaya con Dios, Miss Chi Chi.

Vida Boheme!

Vida...

Virgil does like his way, doesn't he?

Virgil yelled at me. I mean, he called out to me.

Walk.

Well, we have to help her.

What are you doing?

What do you care?

When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body

When I get the part.

Who will understand how I felt inside

Why are you crying?

Why she always gotta have the last word, huh?

Would you like to dance with me?

Yeah.

You couldn't even sit on one little teeny lie?

You deal with what's going on right here.

You give this letter to Mr Robert Mitchum.

You know,

You'd better feel it.

(# Disco music continues) Oh...!

(Engine starts) Ooh!

Adam's apple? What?

All right. Can I hear it? Good afternoon

Bala Cynwyd. It's Welsh. That's right.

Be careful, Chi Chi. I can't believe this.

Bobby Lee? Yes, Bobby Ray?

Careers? Same thing as every girl wants.

Don't throw your mother at me! (Man) Get out!

Don't worry about your licence. Don't worry?

Evening, ladies. (All) Good evening, Bobby Ray.

How dare you think that... (Raised voices)

I can order it for Monday. It's Saturday morning now.

I know that. When a gay man

I mean, who loves you, baby? Be quiet, Chi Chi.

I will not allow you to play games. Allow? Allow!

I'm open. Move the ball around

I'm the drag king. (Man) I'm a drag queen, too.

Moms Mabley? And who'd think that enchantress

No, don't. Oh, darling, what happened?

Now the ratchet. The ratchet..

Oh, oh! May I? What's that?

Sheriff, what happened here? I was attacked.

Then three round trips to LA. Mode of transportation?

Vida gave all this up to be Vida. Hello.

We don't use spices here. I am sorry.

What have we got here? Hola.

You ain't the one. She's not the one

You know, pumpkins? What?

'I, Juan Carlos la Noche will rescue Princess Laritza.'

(# Charisse Arrington: Do What You Wanna Do)

(# Cyndi Lauper: Hey Now Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)

(All shouting farewells)

(All) Hmm...

(Announcer) New York City!

(Applause and cheering)

(Birdsong)

(Chi Chi) He doesn't look dead.

(Chi Chi) Step one already!

(Chi Chi) When I look at you, it makes me want to throw up.

(Cow moos)

(Laughter and quiet chatter)

(Man) # This is a man's world

(Rachel) Come, come.

(Vida) Describe her and do not use the word statuesque.

(Vida) Now, the China Bowl is the place if you want to be outrageous.

(Vida) Welcome to Bala Cynwyd. (Chi Chi) It's so beautiful!

(Vida) Yes. (Noxeema) Eugene?

# A masquerade # Who am I?

# A willing victim of mediocrity

# A willing victim of mediocrity

# Aah # Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# And I pull on some hose

# And the lady is mine

# Body beautiful

# Built like an Amazon..

# Come on # Hey, now. Hey, now

# Do what you wanna do... #

# Do you wanna be free, yeah?

# Don't be fooled thinking this is the last you'll find..

# Free yourself

# Girls just wanna have fun now... #

# Gotta change that vibe

# Gotta get out

# Hey, now. Hey, now

# House

# I am body beautiful # Beautiful

# I am grand # Grand diva

# I am the one

# In a different light

# In a different light Ain't no one else, just free yourself

# In your satin tights Fighting for your rights

# It's time to act up and have a ball

# Make up my eyes and I tease out my hair, yeah... #

# Mine, all mine, oh

# Mine, all mine, oh # Well, she's never in the way

# My cha cha pumps

# No one told you you can't have it all

# Oh, oh

# Oh! # Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

# See yourself

# She's a lady

# She's OK alone and there's no messing

# Some fun

# Some place where I can just be me

# Take a look at yourself What do you see?

# Take a look at yourself What do you see?

# That's all they really want

# The body beautiful

# There is no other I am mother

# They told me be sensible with your new love

# To die for

# Turn it out You've got to turn it out... #

# What I want to know

# What she's got is hard to find and I don't want to lose her

# What's the matter with you?

# When the working day is done

# Whoa, girls, they wanna have

# Why don't you be yourself?

# Wonder Woman

# Wonder Woman

# You can't listen to fools You've got to be strong

# You're a wonder, Wonder Woman #

#... my mother says, When you gonna live your life right?...#

#... what you gonna do with your life?