💬 Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

A few primal species, but of no particular interest.

A highly sensitive matter.

A Mül Converter belonging to the Federation.

A Mül Converter.

A record.

A serious threat to Mother Earth.

A severe diplomatic incident is to pass for one of them.

A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.

A tumor we have to cut out as soon as we can.

A year ago, we discovered a radioactive zone

Aboard a vessel we salvaged from the wreckage,

About the details of the operation.

Absorbing the vast knowledge stored in its database.

According to regulations, that is impossible without his explicit agreement.

Activate your system. Wonderful.

Actually, it's not his mouth.

Admitting to an error on this scale

Ah...

Alex will pick you up.

Alex, any ideas?

Alex, can we see the playlist, please?

Alex, can you update us?

Alex, did you enter the coordinates?

Alex, I need to know the attackers' identity.

Alex, I'm gonna take over on manual.

Alex, pick him up on 81.

Alex, we need you right now!

Alex, what are you doing?

Alex, will you pull up my brain charts for the past 10 minutes?

Alex?

All males do.

All right, drop in 12 minutes.

All right, give it to 'em.

All right, go get yourself cleaned up, run to Mommy.

All right, then.

All right.

All the battleships have docked, General.

All the while watching and learning from each of them.

Almost 30 million. 3,236 species

An enemy that we don't know!

An enemy that's just attacked us!

And a pearl.

And a trans matter box to bring anything there.

And character's arc.

And define the nature of the threat.

And definitely not out of there.

And don't touch anything.

And find me the Commander.

And from anywhere in the universe.

And I am your guide for today, okay?

And I thought I could be that someone else for you.

And I will kill you.

And I'm gonna take you to the most beautiful beach in the whole universe.

And intelligence with each other.

And it continues to grow. Like a tumor.

And it will show you what it has seen.

And it's a pretty good bet that we would have been banished from Alpha

And no time for this. I'll pass.

And please, put on some more appropriate clothing.

And release that one.

And that's where they get their hypersensitivity from.

And the civil rights of all concerned should be respected.

And the Commander? Any ransom demands?

And the materials to build a vessel of our own.

And then he organized this whole procedure to eliminate any survivors,

And they went off to sell their cargo on a huge construction site.

And this is a place where we make love, not war.

And Tsûuri hired a professional.

And verify that the "U" for Human is full green, okay?

And wake endlessly...

And we had much more serious things to worry about.

And we learned of the countless species who inhabit this universe.

And we'd be honored to help you get it back.

And while you find out who, I'm going to go save my partner.

And you destroyed all the evidence that Major Samk had against you.

And you were on board.

And you, have you checked the Converter?

Annihilate them all.

Any conceivable product in record time.

Any idea to get me out of here?

Any idea what that means, guys?

Any sign of contamination or radiation?

Anyway, where I'm from, life is more painful than death.

Are always attracted to galaxy hopping bad boys like me.

Are you kidding me?

Arrest him.

Arrest this man!

As the elected representative of the Human Federation,

As you all know,

As you read in the memo, you need glasses to see the other dimension,

As you wish.

Ask them if they have intel on Mül.

At the edge of the Red Zone.

At the moment of passing,

At your command.

Authorization to dock in Section 1.

Bad dream.

Because I just went through and I'm falling in space.

Because I read the reports and...

Because I'm very tempted to escape.

Because then it starts to feed...

Because they thought he was carrying it.

Because you can't live without him.

Because you really don't know what love is.

Bubble, tell me what to do.

Bubble?

Bubble.

But before I drag your ass in,

But don't you think you should cuff me?

But first of all, why are you attacking us?

But he's been abducted...

But it has allowed us to let go of our anger toward those responsible.

But it was a toughie.

But just admit it,

But Major Valerian intervenes and retrieves the Converter.

But most importantly...

But not exactly what I'm looking for right now.

But these have all ended in failure.

But this thing is priceless.

But to fulfill my mission, I will need full access to Commander Filitt's data.

But we know how to track him down...

But you get a discount, of course.

But you've never stopped to look.

By putting us to sleep and not hurting a single one of us!

By the grace of God.

Call off the assault immediately.

Can I have my camera, please? Thank you.

Can I help? I'm a good driver.

Can we make a deal?

Can we talk man to man for a second?

Can't hurt.

Captain Gibson has further details.

Captain, status report?

Captain, what's going on here?

Check for survivors.

Check parameters.

Civilized. Yeah, sure.

Come here. Come here. Try this.

Come on, everyone.

Come on, out. Pervert.

Come on, this has nothing to do with love.

Come on, you...

Come on! Wakey, wakey.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. You know that's not true.

Come through the gates. Okay?

Commander, the Council is waiting.

Commander, the planet is inhabited.

Commander, who would have any reason to destroy Alpha?

Confirmed.

Contact with the enemy.

Delegates, thank you for answering the call so quickly.

Demographics?

Diamonds are less valuable than baduls.

Didn't you read the memo?

Didn't you say that the girl in your dream

Didn't you say you wanted to go to the beach?

Do not confuse the issue.

Do you confirm, sir?

Do you have any idea where we're going?

Do you have what we asked for?

Do you understand what I am saying?

Don't be such a grouch. It's decorative.

Don't lose it. [chuckles]

Don't say that.

Don't start what you can't finish.

Don't worry, I'm not letting you go anywhere.

Don't you think we should run through our assignment?

Down to your shoulders.

Down! Stay!

Either it belongs to a completely unknown species...

Enjoy the beach a while longer.

Enter your genetic code on the front keypad.

Entering Red Zone.

Everybody, back to your posts!

Everyone, please evacuate.

Everything okay?

Except when you take their little buddy.

Excuse me, Your Highness.

Explosives in place, General. We are operational.

Father, there are hundreds of soldiers

Federal agent on duty. Leave me alone.

Fetch.

Fifty five seconds!

Finally, to the west, in a pressurized atmosphere,

Finally. Where is he?

Firstly, because it's protocol, but secondly,

Five...

Follow me.

For a top secret operation.

For better or worse?

For one second, put yourself in her position.

For there are nearly a million stores in Big Market.

For your personal protection.

For your personal security, why don't you let Agent Laureline

Forty seconds.

Four...

From Mül, a planet that was in the constellation QN34.

From the four corners of the universe live on board,

General, Major Valerian is an invaluable agent.

General, there are three civilians here

General, we have an alert on Section B.

General, we're picking up a signal from the 2005 Destiny module.

General, we've picked up the Major's trail again.

General, you've been authorized by the council

General. Five stars.

Gentlemen, lady, good luck.

Get down! Take cover!

Get me down from here, you children!

Get! Get in!

Give me a physical description.

Give me one second.

Go on. Be careful.

Go to the command room and track them from there.

Go.

Good.

Good. I want Section 1 operative as soon as possible.

Good. Now slide your gun into my holster.

Great.

Great. Anything else I should know before

Ha! [laughs]

Handsome, intelligent...

Hang on, tiger.

Happy birthday.

Hard to tell.

Has reached critical mass in orbit.

Have you run a DNA search?

He seems like a real freak to me.

He's in great shape.

He's the enemy!

He's the threat!

He's very cute, you know. And a real charmer.

Hello.

Help us.

Here? Just like that?

Here.

Here's your ticket.

Hey, baby.

Hey, cowboy. You've come to the right spot.

Hey, handsome. You're looking a lot better.

Hey, haven't I seen you guys somewhere before?

Hey, Hey.

Hey, I work for the government.

Hey, I'm not running a tearoom here. What do you want from me?

Hey, I'm still waiting for your answer.

Hey, Tsûuri. Good to see you again.

Hey, you good?

Hey, you wanna fly?

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey, thanks a lot!

Hey.

Hey. [purrs]

Hi, sugar.

Hi.

His protection, actually. He's one of a kind.

How about I tell you what I really have in mind?

How about we look at the memo one last time?

How about you run for backup for a change?

How can I help you if you keep moving?

How can you be so sure?

How can you tell?

How do you know that that one has a jellyfish on it?

Huh. "The Conflict with the Southern Territories."

I am telling you there was no life on the planet.

I am the highest ranking...

I apologize for your mistreatment.

I can now answer any questions you may have

I can't believe it.

I can't believe they'd do that.

I completely forgot, I have a question for you.

I deserved that.

I did learn something.

I don't have time for your games, sweetie. Come on, tell me, what's your name?

I don't know.

I don't speak French.

I don't think so, Major. It's against protocol.

I fired the distress beacons.

I found the suspect's store.

I got it.

I got the best one in the whole universe. Come on!

I had a weird dream.

I have a lot in mind.

I have a unit of K tron that I personally trained...

I have called this meeting of the Alpha Security Council

I have my own personal translator. Now move.

I have to recover the stolen property.

I heard their ridiculous story.

I just need you to fix my arm, thanks.

I knew I had it in here somewhere. There we are. Aha!

I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want.

I know I can be full of myself sometimes, but I'm dead serious about my proposal.

I know you're attracted to me. Why deny the obvious?

I know. And I'm fighting for a noble cause, too.

I leave you my kingdom.

I lost a lot of personnel getting this for you.

I mean, look, whenever he wanders off, you go chasing after him.

I mean, she is, too.

I must've been injured during the fight.

I need a manicure.

I need to leave. Do you understand?

I need to move onward and upward.

I need to take you shopping with me.

I never thought I'd see one in my lifetime.

I play by the rules.

I suffer like this...

I suggest you try to find a glamopod.

I suppose, since you asked for my hand,

I thank you.

I think I lost them.

I thought you said they weren't aggressive.

I took a few detours when I was younger.

I trust you've studied the assignment. So as soon as you land,

I trusted you more than I trusted myself.

I voluntarily stick my head on his mouth?

I want my heart to belong to you and no one else.

I want only your name on my playlist.

I warned you.

I was just doing my job, Major.

I would have done the same for you.

I'd die for you.

I'd like you to meet my father, the Emperor.

I'd rather hold onto it. I'm on duty.

I'll be speaking to the Security Council in a few minutes.

I'll buy us some time.

I'll find you, Federal Agent Valerian.

I'll find you.

I'll get you an ID pass. You have my word.

I'll keep that in mind, sir.

I'll take care of any negotiations.

I'm afraid of a kiss."

I'm allergic to feathers.

I'm asking you to trust me.

I'm Bob, by the way.

I'm coming, I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm confused. Is this how love works?

I'm dying to find out if what they say is true.

I'm giving them back the Converter.

I'm gonna ask for 10 days' leave right now,

I'm gonna go give Tsûuri some backup. Keep an eye on him.

I'm gonna try something bigger.

I'm in. Close it.

I'm looking for something special.

I'm not asking you to die for me.

I'm not here to try on a stupid dress!

I'm out of ammo and there's three headed my way.

I'm so happy to see you.

I'm sure we can find a priest who'd be happy to oblige.

I'm to your left, 200 feet away.

I'm working on it.

I've been thinking about what you said earlier and you're right.

I've got a bad feeling about this idea of yours.

I've lost the Major's signal.

If anything goes wrong with this operation,

If he hasn't talked, finish him off.

If I am to succeed in my new assignment, I need to know everything.

If we don't, and this cancer keeps spreading,

If we stop jamming signals, we are defenseless.

If you don't allow me to communicate with them you'll be defenseless forever.

If you don't help me find Valerian, then this bullet's gonna find you.

If you help me find her, I'll set you free.

If you need my help,

If you receive any intel on this planet,

If you want to avoid a diplomatic incident you better let me go right now.

If you're going to knock out copies of this baby for me,

Igon Siruss, you stand accused of stealing

Igon Siruss.

Impeccable record.

Impressive. Unfortunately you've forgotten something rather important today.

In a universe we never knew existed.

In accordance with the orders you gave.

In Boulan Bathor territory.

In its great wisdom, the Central Committee

In one instance, we would have lost our supremacy and our leadership.

In order to ascertain the severity of the threat,

In the absence of the Commander, I am in command on Alpha!

In the form of a wave,

In the shadows of Alpha, we lived undetected,

In the transmatter box and enter your DNA code. Thank you.

In the...

Including humans, the ones who destroyed our planet.

Inside of you since the beginning?

Is that not its duty? And mine?

Is that what you would have wanted for your fellow citizens?

Is the Commander with you?

It appears your info just lost its value.

It breaks all rules and laws, and overpowers any army or government.

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't matter who it is. It's a threat to us all. It must be eliminated.

It may be the shortest way, but it's not the easiest.

It means, "Thank you."

It seems she chose you.

It seems there's no sign of contamination.

It was complete carnage!

It was my pleasure performing for you.

It will carry a message of peace and unity

It will come in very handy if we have to negotiate.

It will destroy Alpha in less than a week.

It's a direct order from the government, Commander.

It's a maybe.

It's broken!

It's called the law.

It's no wonder I wanna marry you.

It's not us, it's the K trons. They're shooting at us!

It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir!

It's the best damn club on the whole space station.

It's the Commander.

It's the trust you place in someone else,

It's way more fun.

It's what makes me who I am.

Its mission was to get as close to the zone as possible,

Its new course is set for the Magellan Current.

Its weight and size now pose

Just as soon as you give us what we came for.

Just don't leave my side.

Just give me a few minutes, please.

Just look at her.

Just one call.

Just tell me what you want.

Keep an eye on the guy, all right?

Keep going. You're almost there.

Keep moving, don't change course.

Kidnap the Commander and force him to tell you the truth.

Laureline, can we just keep going, please?

Laureline, I'm a soldier.

Laureline, put your hands back on the joystick.

Laureline, which one has the Commander on board?

Laureline, will you please put your hand back on the joystick?

Laureline!

Laureline! I'm losing control!

Laureline...

Leading them into ruin and degradation? Forcing them to go backwards 1,000 years?

Learning my trade in all the top schools.

Leaving exospace in five seconds.

Leaving exospace.

Let me go, fatty. Come on, put me down.

Let's get this guy out. Whoa, what are you doing?

Let's go, my friend. Time to confess.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's see what it looked like.

Let's talk pleasure.

Life's a drag when you don't have an identity to call your own.

Lïho Minaa chose you

Lïho!

Like the kiss of a bee...

Listen, I don't wanna tell you guys how to do your jobs,

Little Goody Two shoes with an Ivy League education

Longer than a minute.

Look after the little guy for safekeeping?

Look, Bubble, I lost my partner.

Look, I know it sounds strange but it...

Look, I scored a perfect 200 on my last memory test.

Look, listen. I didn't come here to get a makeover.

Look, that was really cool,

Look, this was a lot of fun,

Look, we both know you're quite a ladykiller.

Look, why don't you think with your heart and not your head for once?

Looks like you're taking my protection very seriously.

Love her without measure.

Love is more powerful than anything else, Valerian.

Lovely, lovely. Wonderful, wonderful.

Major Valerian and Sergeant Laureline. We're alive and on the inside of the wall.

Major Valerian, I advise you to put that gun down.

Major Valerian, you're running nearly 20 minutes late.

Major, arrest these creatures immediately.

Major, I can't read your DNA codes.

Major, I order you to arrest this man.

Major, their protective shield

Major, this mission is in and out.

Major, what are you doing?

Major.

Male, if possible.

May you and your people live in peace

Me? Scared of commitment?

Me.

Milo, track down Agent Laureline and bring her in.

Mine.

Missiles loaded, sir.

Most likely, the last one in the whole universe.

Most of those are coworkers, and that's it.

Move on, move on, move on!

Move, lizard.

Mül was uninhabited.

My daughter.

My heart will belong to a man who will erase his playlist for me.

My hero.

My Ivy League education taught me to steer clear from bad boys like you.

My keypad's broken.

My name is Haban Limaï and this is my wife, Aloi.

My name is Tsûuri. I am the Emperor's son.

My respects, Minister.

My son sensed the presence of his sister,

Nah, it's not the season.

Need our services?

Negative. Minister on line.

Never lost a partner.

Never mention this to anyone, okay?

Nine years in the service.

No "Thank you?" No "Well done?"

No DNA code, but voice waves match.

No idea, sir. She stole a vehicle.

No kidding. It's basically an eternity.

No one came back alive.

No signal of any kind could get through it.

No, I can't afford to lose both of you in one day.

No, I'm not letting you go anywhere.

No, it's not a crime.

No, Jolly won't kill anybody ever again.

No, no, yeah. I...

No, this is how I work.

No.

No. Not this normal. The other one.

Nobody gets in there.

North northeast, 113 degrees.

Not a second more.

Not at me, tiger. Come on.

Not dangerous. Find and assist.

Not really.

Not very professional, Major.

Noted, Major.

Nothing that you can get done in three minutes.

Nothing you can do.

Nothing's left. Just a gaping hole.

Notify all units.

Now get out of my face.

Now perhaps you can tell me what you're doing 17 light years

Now take me to Valerian. Now.

Now that our mission's over maybe we can finish our conversation.

Now will you please let me get back to the mission?

Now, let me remind you that Big Market is in another dimension.

Now, my name is Thaziit,

Now, please watch the letters at the top,

Now, take it nice and easy and push it into the box.

Now, whose first time is this at Big Market?

Oh, it's dark in here.

Oh, no, no, no! I've never played a Boulan Bathor before.

Oh, no. Not me.

Oh, they're much smaller than the females.

Oh. So you buy into the Commander's

Oh...

Okay, Bubble, get off me.

Okay, follow me. Please, put your helmets on.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's have a look at you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, Valerian, you're near the Dead Zone.

Okay, you're a little scabby.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, thanks.

Okay. You're gonna have to give me credit, though,

Okay...

On your list of conquests, thank you very much.

On your memory.

One more hour.

Only we can make this right.

Or even worse. Perhaps you knew the planet was inhabited and you sacrificed it.

Or is your perfect memory failing you again?

Or would you rather risk wrecking our economy for the sake of a bunch of...

Or?

Our Council saw fit to protect our citizens first and foremost.

Our cruisers were being decimated. We lost 500,000 soldiers in a day.

Our daughter made a good choice.

Our destiny is in your hands.

Our main activity was fishing for the pearls who possessed phenomenal energy.

Our planet was a true paradise, on which we lived in harmony with the elements.

Paradise Alley.

Pearls.

Philips, head to the location

Physics, chemistry,

Planet Mül was destroyed 30 years ago.

Planet Mül, ring any bells?

Please gather around, gather around.

Please keep still.

Please, sit down.

Poetry maybe? You like poetry?

Pooling their knowledge and cultures.

Population?

Practically every living species is represented here.

Prepare for the worst and you won't be disappointed.

Princess Lïhio Minaa, in you.

Proceed. A unit of K trons will join you.

Put this on.

Put us on high alert,

Rather than accept the consequences.

Really? And what does the future hold?

Received. Evacuate the zone. You have four minutes.

Recover the Converter and bring it to Alpha

Reel them in before I lose you.

Restrain her.

Right in the middle of the station.

Right, where's my picture then?

Same creatures who kidnapped the Commander.

Same here.

Savages?

Section 1 is entering the Red Zone.

See anything abnormal?

Sergeant Laureline will arrive at the drop

Sergeant, where are you going?

Sergeant.

Seven medals of honor.

She can rest in peace now.

She headed into the Red Zone, and we lost track of her.

She lost all of her people and her child, and she's willing to forgive.

She must have located the Major.

Shoot.

Shoot. He ruined my dress.

Show it images of Valerian...

Show them in.

Showtime.

Sir, the door's locked. We can't get out.

Sit down. Relax. And enjoy the show.

So he must be headed towards the vessel.

So if the animals are native on their planet then,

So long.

So many species have shared their knowledge

So tell your men to back off before you commit a second genocide!

So we can at least communicate.

So we left you no choice but to steal the Converter,

So we sent in a special unit.

So what do you say, Bubble?

So what'll it be, soldier?

So when you realized survivors from Planet Mül were living in the heart of Alpha,

So why do you lose interest in a girl as soon as you win her heart?

So why don't we get you a nice treatment so you can get your mojo back?

So, everybody please, get together,

Soft as silk.

Some high grade uranium and you'll be good as new.

Somebody is sending you the images.

Someone didn't look over the plans before they came rushing in. As usual.

Someone else was carrying it on them.

Someone is lying to us,

Sorry to interrupt this great deal, but I'm also here for a noble cause.

Sorry, I'm inedible.

Sorry, sir. Things got a bit more complicated than we expected.

Sound good?

Spread out. Spread out.

Status on Major Valerian? Level 5 emergency.

Stay here.

Stay with me, Valerian. Come on. Come on.

Straight up. Take a good look.

Such as the peaceful Poulong farmers who grow cobalt.

Sure, but how?

Sure, but whatever you do, don't touch them.

Sure.

Surely it's understandable that they want to retrieve the last living specimen.

Take good care of her.

Take good care of it.

Take that.

Target's photograph to follow.

Tell me more about the planet.

Tell me, what is it you want? What are you looking for?

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you.

Thank you. What's your name?

Thanks, Alex.

Thanks.

That animal is the last living specimen of its species.

That Converter is government property.

That is so romantic.

That is you, when you were 10.

That leads me straight into a wall. You said you wanted the shortest way.

That which she gave to us.

That would enable me to suspend the assault?

That you're behind schedule, and pass on your apology.

That zone is under enemy control. It's too dangerous.

That's all we need.

That's impossible.

That's not a crime.

That's okay. We all make mistakes.

That's real love.

That's the last thing I feel like doing.

That's the one. Don't lose it.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's where I have a slight problem, my friends.

That's where you're wrong.

That's why I don't want to marry you,

That's why Major Valerian would rather I held onto it.

That's why they live on them all year round,

The air in the zone is unbreathable, highly contaminated.

The Alpha intergalactic space station

The Alpha Station has grown 7% this year,

The Alpha Station will journey into the unknown.

The box is broken. I can't get my arm back.

The Bromosaurs blow out pure water,

The City of a Thousand Planets, where for hundreds of years,

The Commander programmed them personally.

The Commander was there. He gave the orders.

The Commander's fully aware of what's behind this so called absolute evil.

The Converter is the last creature of his species,

The Council has given you the green light.

The detectors were categorical. Arrest them.

The economy has been in shambles for a year.

The experience of Big Market,

The Federation messed up and must make amends.

The General followed procedure.

The heart of historic Alpha Station has been contaminated by a force

The Human Federation is seeking...

The Intruder's too big to follow them. I'm gonna take the SkyJet.

The living proof of his mistake.

The Mül Converter is capable of reproducing

The negotiation is over.

The one in my dream was pretty... interesting.

The only one Tsûuri managed to salvage.

The only way in is to look like one of them.

The pearl is useless without this.

The perfect place for a honeymoon.

The planet no longer exists, and hasn't for 30 years.

The Princess, she's guiding me.

The Princess? She's guiding you?

The thing, down.

The troops are in position, you don't have a minute.

The two agents need to report on the outcome of the operations.

The wall stopped moving. Something's going on.

The whole universe is after it.

Their existence proves the contrary, doesn't it?

Their spaceship went into a Red Zone.

Then, one day, we were picked up by scrap dealers traveling the galaxy.

There is no time for dumbass procedures! We are here with a whole species of people

There, that one is a male.

There. Bromosaurs.

There's a body!

There's no sign of him.

There's still the top secret part to attend to.

They can build cells of any kind.

They control information technology, finance, and banking.

They could come from the present or past.

They fertilized our lands, controlled the winds and tides.

They kidnapped me. They're extremely dangerous.

They left with their spaceship. Everything's vanished.

They showing any signs of hostility?

They took the Commander. Here, take this. Free the General.

They're Pearls from the Planet Mül.

They've reached another ship. No tags, unknown model.

Think you can survive 20 minutes without me?

This does not smell good.

This is a heavy role.

This is a lady. You can't fight her.

This is a weapon of mass destruction, and behind every weapon, there is a killer.

This is all I have.

This is General Okto Bar. Do you read me, Commander?

This is gonna be a lot of fun.

This is not right.

This is so exciting.

This is the situation today.

This is where you lose the hardware, soldier boy.

This new environment was quite different from ours.

Three times a year we gave to the earth, what the sea had given us.

Three...

Through here.

To assume command of this operation.

To be the guardian of her soul.

To grab my SkyJet.

To my daughter, Princess Lïho.

To the east of them, the large colony of Omelites.

To the farthest reaches of the universe.

To the north, we have gaseous lands dominated by the Azin Mö,

To the south are the submerged parts,

To what rank?

Told you there was a door.

Told you.

Touchdown on Kyrian in two minutes.

Trust me on this.

Try to contact the General. Get everyone down here.

Turn around.

Two people on board. No parasites.

Two...

Ugh.

Uh, worse? Is that negotiable?

Uh... Sorry to bother you.

Uh... Uh...

Unbelievable.

Undetected. Back to base.

Unfortunately, it's true.

Unless, for security reasons...

Until the day of the apocalypse.

Until we acquired both the knowledge,

Us.

Valerian has seen these creatures before. They are from Planet Mül.

Valerian, answer me. Valerian, answer me.

Valerian, be careful.

Valerian, do you copy?

Valerian, do you hear me?

Valerian, I'll be to your left at 3 o'clock.

Valerian, I've got you on visual.

Valerian, they've boarded. Change of plan. A hundred and forty degrees east.

Valerian, wake up. Valerian, please.

Valerian, you've got 10 seconds before I lose you.

Valerian, you've got five seconds.

Valerian!

Valerian? Valerian, do you hear me?

Valerian? Valerian?

Valerian.

Valerian's exact location.

Valerian's in trouble.

Very funny.

Wait, I hear something.

Watch out!

We absolutely need this Converter.

We are now able to replicate and restore our lost world.

We are ready to activate the explosive device

We are survivors, but that makes us witnesses.

We are to blame for the loss of your planet,

We biologically traced Sergeant Laureline to here.

We can forgive, but how can we forget?

We do a couple rehearsals, you give me some notes...

We drifted in space for many years.

We go where work calls.

We gotta find him.

We have 9 million humans and compatible species.

We have information of the utmost importance.

We have to complete the mission, Major.

We haven't got a peep out of him, but I'm trying something new.

We learned about the millions of planets and stars and moons

We lived like this, in harmony, for centuries and centuries.

We must leave now.

We sent several probes, none came back.

We speak over 5,000 languages.

We were talking about the future.

We will take you to a jail but our doctors will take care of you.

We'll make this right, I promise.

We'll need reinforcements. Inform the Minister.

We're a team.

We're famous. [chuckles]

We're in the middle of the Dead Zone and we can breathe properly.

We're supposed to mingle with tourists, aren't we?

We've been manipulated from the start.

We've lost him.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome to Big Market.

Well I have a whole lot more in stock if you just tell me what you have in mind.

Well, of course you are. Whatever it is you want,

Well, that's what I call a partner.

Well, who has authority over this file?

What a waste.

What about the Commander? Do we know where he is?

What are those K tron doing there?

What are you talking about? What list?

What can I do to make it up to you?

What can you give me in exchange?

What conversation?

What did you expect me to do? It was the only way!

What do you expect us to wear? A panda suit?

What do you mean?

What do you want to know?

What exactly happened to you and your people?

What good is freedom when you're an illegal immigrant

What happened after the explosion?

What kinda music are you into, huh?

What, you'd rather I'd showed up after the main event?

What?

What? Are you an artist or not?

What's going on?

Whatever you want it to be, sweetie.

Where the Major disappeared.

Where's it come from?

Where's the band?

Wherever you are in the universe,

Wherever you may venture in space and time.

Whew!

Which left you with only one choice.

Which the jellyfish can't do without.

Which travels through space and time.

Who claim to have information that might interest you.

Who's in charge of this operation?

Who's the clever one now?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! Put your hand back on the joystick.

Whoa...

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whose power we do not know the origins of.

Why the Commander was interrogating that creature.

Why would I wanna marry an ungrateful, conceited...

Why would they spare our lives? Give me one good reason.

Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?

Will you give us a second, please?

Will you just hurry up, please?

Will you stop complaining about my driving?

With 800 species living in all kinds of liquids.

With complete precision.

With the army of K trons under your command,

Would be Major Samk.

Would have exposed our government to colossal damages

Wow.

Yeah, and they probably kidnapped the Commander

Yeah, but with you it's different.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, I agree, but that's not for us to decide.

Yeah, I hate procedure.

Yeah, once they find out he's not,

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. I mean...

Yeah, well, better late than dead.

Yeah, well, time flies when you're having fun.

Yeah, well, unfortunately rules are rules,

Yeah, well, you're not going to find better than me on the market.

Yeah. Don't worry, we'll be on the beach soon.

Yeah. I lost it in a curve.

Yeah. Look, it's hard to explain,

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Why not? They sell a zillion things here.

Yeah. You mean so much to me, you know?

Yes, but I need time to get into my role, and capture my movements and behaviors,

Yes, but it didn't match any of the 800 million species

Yes, I'm sorry. You're a great driver.

Yes, like six million others.

Yes, okay, we have one hour.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sure, of course. Bill?

Yes. Yes, I was on board.

You are an amazing woman, Laureline.

You are totally under the influence of these creatures.

You are your own worst enemy, Commander.

You are.

You better have.

You cannot afford to lose him.

You decided to erase any trace of your mistake,

You didn't like my performance?

You do have an identity.

You enter Big Market, you find the suspect's store,

You got the wrong guy.

You guys must be sick.

You have no means of communication with the outside world?

You have the most incredible eyes.

You have to tell me everything you know.

You just have to be careful they don't inhale you.

You know our story now.

You know that, right?

You know the coordinates for the rendezvous?

You know the procedure. I have to be certain it's you.

You know what?

You know, I remember learning about you guys at school.

You like techno? Macro? Bio? Nano?

You may have some competition.

You mean to tell me that you've had a woman

You mean you almost died. You're lucky I found you.

You mind giving us an update on the operation?

You must put on equipment available to you.

You plan on going on a mission dressed like that?

You really liked my performance?

You see?

You should probably get yours back first.

You spent a day in a woman's body, did you not learn anything?

You stay on backup. I'll take the front line.

You take care of my security, Major.

You totaled your SkyJet, remember?

You two keep an eye on old soldier boy.

You will be leaving exospace in 30 seconds.

You.

You'll have hundreds of them.

You're doing good.

You're gonna be a good boy, okay?

You're not going to shoot yourself, are you?

You're not making any sense.

You're sure he needs to come along on such a dangerous mission?

You're the best driver in the entire universe.

You're the greatest artist I've ever seen.

You've been detected.

Zero trace of either.

Zito, get that thing off our backs.

Zoom in.

13th Battalion, Special Assaults Division.

'cause I don't have much on me. Oh, how tiresome.

[alarm blaring] [soldier 2] Over there!

[Alex] Copy that. Thanks.

[Alex] Entering Red Zone. [grunts]

[Alex] Intercom activated. Thanks.

[Alex] Ten seconds. The honeymoon comes after the wedding.

[all gasp] We need to talk.

[all] Thaziit! Thaziit! Come on, let's go!

[beeps] [Alex] Major, I can read your signal now.

[beeps] [Alex] Minister on line.

[bell trilling] Uh...

[chirping] [chuckles]

[chirping] Come on.

[chirping] Wow.

[clanging] [grunting]

[clicks tongue] I got it. [chuckles]

[converter chirping] How in space did you get that info?

[Da humming] [growling]

[Doghan Dagui 3] Is divided three ways. Kill one of us...

[drums on organ] [sighs]

[General Okto Bar] Major? Yeah.

[grunting] [exclaiming]

[grunts] [gasping]

[grunts] Let's go. Wait.

[gun charging] Major Samk was an expert on Planet Mül.

[gunfire] [grunts]

[holster clicks] Hold still.

[keyboard clacking] [beeping]

[Laureline] Are they dangerous? Not really.

[Laureline] Valerian! [growls]

[Laureline] Valerian? I can't slow 'em down.

[machine pulsing gently] Amazing.

[neck cracks] [groans]

[shouting] And yours? [Pearls gasping]

[sighs] [bell trills]

[sighs] Not funny. Laureline, I'm serious.

[squeaking] [gasping]

[thuds] [grunts]

[together] Each. Shoot.

[Valerian] 81? That's it. 81, straight.

[Valerian] Because I'm stupid. [Bubble] What do you mean?

[Valerian] Something's wrong. [Bubble] How about I do a little dance,

[Valerian] What? Doghan Daguis.

[woman] Hey, Jolly. I'll be with you in a second.

[woman] Just think baby a million stores. Yeah.

A glamopod. You are so lucky.

A real beach this time. [chuckles]

Access granted. Thank you, sir.

Alex, what was that? [Alex] We have a stowaway.

Alex, what's that? [Alex] A dozen individuals approaching.

all around the spaceship. We will be gone in a minute.

All right, how we doing? Almost there.

Alpha. Yes.

And I advise you to sit down. Okay, okay. Okay.

And prosperous. What do you want?

And you kill the information. What a pity that would be.

And? [sighs]

Any idea who attacked them? No.

Any news from our agents? None.

Anything? Not yet.

Are they armed? [Captain Kris] No.

Are you thirsty? No, thank you.

Aw. Thank you. [alarm stops]

But be very careful... Not to stay under there...

But clearly... You can.

By primitive life forms. No, Commander.

Can I help you? Sure you can. Move.

Clear? Crystal.

Commander. Minister.

Commander. What's going on?

Congratulations. Thank you, sir.

Converter in the box. Copy.

Cooper, cover him. Copy that.

Da. [metallic clang]

Declassify. [beeps]

Do you know who? Where they come from? [Alex] Negative.

Do you want a quick summary? No. That's enough excitement for one day.

Do you want me to drive? Nope. No, no. No, thank you.

Don't forget. One minute.

Each. Forget about it.

Easy, easy. We're late.

Evacuate the Commander. Copy that.

far away from home? I work for the government.

Fifty seconds! Get out! Now!

For free? Mmm hmm.

from your rendezvous? Yeah. It sounds pretty grim

Good job. Copy that.

Good luck. [Valerian] Thanks.

had a Converter just like mine? That's right.

Hey! But I feel better now.

Hey... [screams] [electricity crackling]

How much time left? Ten seconds!

I can play anyone or anything. I'm sure you can.

I didn't see the wall. Need some help?

I don't have a second. [growling]

I don't have to... I am General Okto Bar!

I guess. You're sure or you guess?

I loved it. Absolutely. I started at age four.

I only work with my partner. Hi.

I promise. All right.

I'm more retro. Oh. Me, too.

I'm not so sure about... Well, I am.

I'm that man. [sighs]

If the Commander were here... He could use the Converter to pay us.

Is that a yes? Don't move.

Is that all? What do you mean?

Isn't that what you wanted? No.

It's not info. Just deduction.

It's not working. What? Alex, open the door.

It's obvious? Yeah, sure.

Ladies first. Ha! Hilarious.

Leave it to the courts. They're 18 light years away, Valerian.

Level 630 East. Most likely a sulfate pipe.

Major Valerian. Sergeant Cooper.

Major, respond. [Laureline] Alex, can you help?

Males are harder to catch. And here.

Mercenaries will come... To retrieve it...

Modest. Brave.

Mommy? Da.

Move, pigeons. She just called us pigeons.

Neza, inform the Minister. Yes, sir.

Nice to see you again. Agent Laureline.

nine minutes, does that sound better? I'll inform the Commander

No, nothing. And the Commander?

No, quit screaming. How'd you get a gun?

No! [gasps]

Oh, he's not going anywhere. [grunting]

Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you. You are welcome.

Okay, you're good. Thanks!

One minute... And 10 seconds.

One... [flashes]

Our humble respects, General. May you be healthy...

Patch him through. Major, you're on line with the General.

Pig headed. Faithful.

Please! No! Don't shoot me! What the hell is that?

Really? Yup.

Say cheese. [laser zaps]

Seat belt. What?

Sir? Agents Valerian and Laureline,

Sixty, 70, 80, 90. [beeping]

Sooner than you think. What kind of mercenaries?

Suicidal. Determined.

Sure. Rimbaud? Verlaine?

That was not fully explained. Murder some might call it.

That we're ready to sell. 100 baduls.

That won't be necessary. Commander's orders, not mine.

That's definitely her temper. Planet Mül was uninhabited.

The Converter is precious. And highly sought after.

The first tip was free. You must pay for more.

The... Down. The thing, down. This one?

There she is. I told you she was there.

They can't be deactivated. Great.

Three meters away. Got you.

Through a kind of osmosis... You'll be able to communicate.

to create a diversion? [Valerian] No, thanks.

to work for you, Laureline. Before we go...

To yourself. Yeah, and to you.

Try to be civilized for once. [honking horn]

Two hours alone with me, what a drag. Hmm.

Two hours? Yeah, I know.

Use our access codes. I'm afraid that won't be enough, Major.

Valerian, how we doing? Good.

Valerian! [Valerian] I'm in here!

VIP access. Oh.

Wait for me here. [door opens]

Was? Yes.

We accept the deal. Good.

we have in that database. Well, how's that possible?

We have the Mül Converter. [defense minister] Excellent.

We know how humans work. They're all so predictable.

We need to evacuate. Let's go.

We trust you. And under the circumstances...

We would like to give you... Some info.

We'd like to go fishing... For a cortex jellyfish.

we're interested. It would be a pleasure

What are we supposed to do? Run.

What are you doing here? I came to get you.

What kind of individuals? Undetectable for now.

What the hell are you doing, soldier? Sorry, sir.

What was that? The Pearls.

What? Sounds like Major Valerian.

What's a pigeon? I don't know.

What's that? My birthday.

Where are they coming from? [Alex] Everywhere.

Why? Because some of them are...

Will you go back to normal, please? Okay, okay.

You can begin. Good luck.

You guys are in big trouble! [Bubble] I think we should go.

You have to put it... On your head...

you know what you have to do. [robot language]

You little prick. Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, chill.

You need some energy? No, thank you.

You okay? Yeah. Just a...

You wanna go in there? Yeah, but no foreigners are allowed.

You wanna take us down? Yes, sir.

You won't be going after him. Why not?

You're good. Thanks.

You're kidding? Never when we're working.

You're my partner. Yeah, don't forget it.

you're scared of commitment. [scoffs]

You're up first. No, no, no, no.

You've got a call. What?

Zito, cover them. Yes, sir!

'Cause I'm looking for the perfect woman.

"I'm afraid of a kiss...

"L.630.E S U L deactivated."

"The planet was uninhabited."

"The war against the Azien Korn led to the destruction of Planet Mül."

"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" philosophy?

["Space Oddity" by David Bowie]

[alarm blaring]

[Alex] I cannot read their DNA.

[Alex] I took that liberty, so you could both

[Alex] I'd be delighted to.

[Alex] Indeed. There's 10 times more power in that pearl than in our entire ship.

[Alex] Manual disarmed.

[Alex] Seat belt.

[Alex] There's too much interference.

[Alex] These waves don't come from your memory.

[Alex] Three, two, one. Decelerating.

[Alex] Welcome to Alpha,

[Alex] Your cerebral activity is a little more intense than usual.

[all chirping]

[all exclaiming]

[all gasping]

[all greeting in alien language]

[all grunting]

[all screaming]

[all shouting]

[all speaking in alien language]

[all whining]

[Aloi] We're pleased to welcome you here.

[animals squeaking and chittering]

[automated voice] Refuel complete.

[beeping]

[beeps]

[both grunt]

[both screaming]

[Bubble] All right, all right, I'm doing this.

[Bubble] Bussing tables, every artist's worst nightmare.

[Bubble] I'm going to be sick.

[Bubble] I'm here.

[Bubble] It will make her feel important.

[Bubble] It's okay to be vulnerable sometimes.

[Bubble] Let's talk about this. You're gonna hurt yourself.

[Bubble] Oh, trying to be cool rather than being honest?

[Bubble] So how did you come to lose your partner?

[Bubble] Well, it wouldn't hurt you to show some weakness.

[Bubble] What's going on?

[Bubble] Wow. You're right, she's a 10.

[burps] What do you want?

[Captain Zito] Here they come. Intruder 980.

[chuckles] I'm fine with competition.

[chuckles] Oh.

[chuckling]

[clangs and charges up]

[clangs]

[clears throat]

[Commander Filitt] Help!

[Commander Filitt] Is anyone there?

[commander] Yes, I do.

[computer beeping]

[computer dies]

[computer] Request authorized.

[console beeping]

[converter chirping]

[converter squealing]

[coughing]

[coughs]

[distant rumbling]

[Doghan Dagui 1] Agent Laureline.

[Doghan Dagui 1] Here we are.

[Doghan Dagui 1] There's no time to lose.

[Doghan Dagui 2] He took all that precious information...

[Doghan Dagui 2] I do not like this place.

[Doghan Dagui 2] The cortex jellyfish is extremely fragile.

[Doghan Daguis chattering]

[female electronic voice] Beginning descent in three minutes.

[female electronic voice] Landing on planet Kyrian in five minutes.

[gags]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gate opens]

[General Okto Bar] Captain, the data shows that they have built some kind of vessel

[General Okto Bar] Captain, we're locked on to you.

[General Okto Bar] En route to the meeting.

[greeting in alien language]

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans] That's all I need.

[growling]

[growls]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[Guide] Welcome, everybody. Welcome.

[inaudible]

[inhales sharply]

[Jolly] I don't know how long I can keep doing this.

[lasers firing]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[laughs] How could I possibly?

[Laureline gasps]

[Laureline] Do you have any idea where they left us?

[Laureline] She was right behind us.

[Laureline] Valerian, hold still. We're analyzing its system of defense.

[Laureline] Valerian, what are you doing?

[Laureline] Valerian!

[Laureline] Valerian?

[Laureline] Yeah, until now.

[Major Gibson] Come on, let's go! Go, go, go!

[Major Gibson] You've been detected.

[man over P.A.] System activated.

[man over P.A.] To retrieve your purchases, please place your items

[man over P.A.] We remind you that if you want to enjoy

[man screaming]

[man] Good. Sergeant Cooper will help you get in and recover the stolen property.

[overlapping conversations]

[panting]

[panting] Okay, what's the shortest way there?

[roars]

[robot language]

[scoffs]

[screams]

[screeches]

[screeching]

[security voice] Seek and destroy. Top priority.

[Sergeant Neza] Third Regiment approaching, sir.

[sergeant] All units. Search alert. Major Valerian.

[shushing]

[sighs]

[sighs] If I leave, Jolly will kill me.

[slurping]

[snarls]

[sniffing]

[soldier 1] Go, fill it in! Fill it in!

[soldier shouting indistinctly]

[spaceships whooshing]

[speaking alien language]

[Speaking alien language]

[speaking alien language]

[speaking in alien language]

[speaking in alien language] Let us give back to nature,

[speaking in French]

[squeaking]

[squeals]

[Thaziit] Please be careful down the stairs.

[thumps on table]

[together] You need a detailed map?

[upbeat music playing]

[Valerian grunting]

[Valerian grunts]

[Valerian yells]

[Valerian] All I do is flirt and joke.

[Valerian] Bubble, get off me.

[Valerian] Can we stop this and get back to the mission, please?

[Valerian] Federal Agent Valerian.

[Valerian] Good luck.

[Valerian] Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?

[Valerian] Hey.

[Valerian] I guess it's lunchtime for Emperor Boulan Ill.

[Valerian] I only work with my partner.

[Valerian] I think he wants us to join the group.

[Valerian] I think you should let me handle this.

[Valerian] I'm not good at that.

[Valerian] It doesn't look like he's giving us much choice.

[Valerian] Laureline, it's me. Valerian.

[Valerian] Much better.

[Valerian] Okay, but I've lost track of them.

[Valerian] Story of my life.

[Valerian] Thank your lucky stars we're not the main course.

[Valerian] There she is.

[Valerian] We're two hours away from vacation.

[Valerian] What can I do to make it up to you?

[Valerian] Whoa!

[Valerian] Yeah, believe me, she's already the most important thing in my life.

[whining]

[woman speaking Mandarin over P.A.]

[woman] Do not leave your helmet.

[woman] Jolly.

[women giggling]

[yells]

♪ All I got I'm yours I'll give it to you be mine ♪

♪ And I know being together We feel like forever ♪

♪ And I think my spaceship knows Which way to go ♪

♪ And I'm floating In a most peculiar way ♪

♪ And the papers want to know Whose shirts you wear ♪

♪ And the stars Look very different today ♪

♪ Beaten up by love But the feelings still remain ♪

♪ Because I am yours I want you If you want me too I want you ♪

♪ But now more than ever I feel everything Feeling everything ♪

♪ Can you hear me Major Tom ♪

♪ Can you Here am I floating round my tin can ♪

♪ Come jump with me and fly ♪

♪ Come with me ♪

♪ Commencing countdown engines on ♪

♪ Far above the moon ♪

♪ Far above the world ♪

♪ Feeling everything ♪

♪ For here Am I sitting in a tin can ♪

♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪

♪ Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead ♪

♪ I got a million on my soul I go build an army on my own ♪

♪ I gotta be a man I gotta be a man ♪

♪ I gotta be a man I gotta find him now I gotta be a man I gotta be the man ♪

♪ I gotta be a man, I gotta be the man ♪

♪ I gotta be the man ♪

♪ I gotta find myself gonna find it now ♪

♪ I gotta find myself gonna find it now I gotta be a man I gotta find him now ♪

♪ I'm feeling very still ♪

♪ I'm gonna say goodbye You didn't see me cry ♪

♪ I'm scared that I'm falling Come catch me I'm falling ♪

♪ I'm scared that I'm falling Feeling everything ♪

♪ I'm scared that I'm falling I'm blind and I'm falling ♪

♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪

♪ I've tripped right into This eternal bliss ♪

♪ More than ever I feel everything Feeling everything ♪

♪ Never thought I'd fall like this ♪

♪ Now it's time to leave The capsule if you dare ♪

♪ Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do ♪

♪ Seven... Six ♪

♪ So come and get it right now ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Tell me you want me too 'Cause I'll give it all to you ♪

♪ Tell my wife I love her very much She knows ♪

♪ There's something wrong Can you hear me Major Tom ♪

♪ They put a bounty on my soul ♪

♪ They wanna take me down Wanna see me crawl ♪

♪ This is Ground Control to Major Tom ♪

♪ This is Major Tom to Ground Control ♪

♪ Those eyes keep me up longer Than any other pill ♪

♪ Three... Two ♪

♪ When I come to town for the last time Pull up in a fast car for the first time ♪

♪ You make me feel so crazy I've never felt so sane ♪

♪ You're in my brain I'm yours And in my heart too be mine ♪

♪ You're in my brain I'm yours And my heart too be mine ♪

♪ You've really made the grade ♪

♪All I got I'm yours I'll give it to you be mine ♪

81? You're sure? Yes, I'm sure.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a sci-fi action film released in 2017 and directed by Luc Besson. Set in the 28th century, the movie follows special operatives Valerian and Laureline as they are assigned to maintain order throughout the human territories in space. Starring Dane DeHaan as Valerian and Cara Delevingne as Laureline, the film features a talented cast including Clive Owen, Rihanna, Ethan Hawke, and more. With stunning visuals and an adventurous plot, Valerian takes viewers on a thrilling journey through a vast universe of diverse planets and extraordinary creatures. Experience the sounds of this cosmic adventure by playing or downloading the soundtrack here.
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