Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) Soundboard Edit

A symbol of our values and knowledge.

A war between people we didn't even know

Abundant vegetation,

Access is restricted

Affirmative. Alive and kicking!

After a few years, their hold was full

Agents Valerian and Laureline will be responsible

Alex, load me up with all you've got!

Amazing.

Analyze this, please

And at first, we needed time to understand it,

And compensation claims. Our economy would never recover

And denied access to the greatest market of knowledge and intelligence

And neither will I

And our agents? Valerian and Laureline?

And since it left the terrestrial orbit, it has traveled almost 700 million miles

And that was half destroyed

And with some significant losses among our troops.

And you know it.

And you team up with Sergeant Cooper.

As resplendent as ever

Because you have... what we need.

Bravo. That was amazing. I'm very impressed.

Bubble, where are you? Where is she?

But it's like she's been with me the whole time

But we gotta report back to our people

But we strongly recommend that international law

Call your chief or a translator

Captain Kris. Section 1 operational

Captain, cease fire immediately!

Deactivated, apparently.

Did you really think of this yourself?

Do you confirm those orders,

Do you wanna ride?

Don't be scared. I'll look after you

Don't you have homework to do?

Don't you think the hat might be a little bit over the top?

For free

General, secure that door

General, the Major has resurfaced

Give this pearl

Godspeed and good luck

Good

Good job, boys.

Great

Guys, don't move.

Guys, take it out! Take it out!

Has decided to use all resources necessary

He is expecting you

Hello?

Here. That's yours

Hey, hey. Easy, my little lambs.

Hey, you need a lawyer?

History is on the march and neither you

I don't know what I'd do without you

I don't wanna be another name

I have detected a complex language and huge cerebral energy

I need all information on the Planet Mül.

I need to commit.

I report directly to the Commander Arun Filitt.

I taught him how to do that

I want no survivors.

I will

I'd rather you took me someplace other than a giant trash can

I'm coming! I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm not sure where you come from, but I know where I'm gonna send you.

I'm surprised negotiating's on the table

In exactly 20 minutes, and you will have 10 seconds to make the transfer.

In light of this alarming and growing threat to us all,

In neurosciences and molecular components.

In the sky over our planet,

In the transmatter box, and enter your DNA code

Is too sophisticated. You won't get through.

It's you three.

Laureline!

Laureline! I'm losing control!

Leaving exospace in one minute

Let's not talk about business, can we?

Like the great explorer Magellan,

Listen, I have a problem and I really need your help.

Maintain your position. We're analyzing the data

Major Samk died a year ago

May I ask what's going on?

Mission takes priority. Keep going.

No, I buy into my oath of allegiance. We have no authority to hand it over.

Nor a bunch of savages are gonna stand in its way

Of course. I shall see to it personally.

Oh, great. Hold on

Oh, you must be right.

Oh!

Oh...

Okay

Okay, I've got him. He's near the docking bay,

Oldies are goodies.

Only stuff that we can carry, okay?

Or do you have anything to tell me,

Or this species was deliberately deleted from the database.

Or touch it without your gloves.

Other people blindly fought out a brutal war

Our planet is gone forever, but with what we have learned,

Our thoughts and prayers go with you.

Over 5,000 languages spoken, not counting the various computer languages

Pe ew!

Pearls release all the energy left in their body

Power, 20 megatons?

Precisely because he had the Converter on him.

Prepare Section 2 for an advance also

Prepare to enter exospace

Pretty butterfly.

Received, General.

Request file on the Planet Mül

Right behind your guide, whose name is?

Shit!

Since we have to be on the same team,

Sir, that won't be necessary

So, I'm gonna take 10.

Somebody's gonna land with a bang

Sometimes it finds a benevolent host.

Sorry, my mistake. It was number 18.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry. Hey, look.

Take that.

Thank you, Valerian.

The best person to speak to...

The City of a Thousand Planets

The Commander may well be dead.

The creature in my dream, she had a pearl just like that on her neck

The detectors indicating signs of life on the planet

The Human Federation has launched several small military attacks

Then I'll be the top of their list.

There are only two things that we lack

There would have been immediate sanctions,

They're going through the walls.

Thirty seconds.

Time has not dimmed the memories of our loss,

To come back, enter your genetic code on the back keypad.

To release this space station from the Earth's gravity.

To update you regarding the state of emergency we find ourselves in

Tough choice.

Try to locate the Commander

Unless you make peace with your past, you won't have a future

Useless, you mean

Wait

We learned languages and mathematics,

Well, a little improv never hurt anyone. Let's go

Well, yes, a most curious demise.

What?

What?

What?

What's she doing out by the Galana Sea?

What's wrong?

What's your name?

When you put it like that. But when I say we'll be there in

Which can be handy in a party like this.

Which district is he in?

Whose extreme sensitivity makes them specialists

Why shouldn't I do it for myself?

Will you marry me?

Witnesses of a past that humans want to erase and forget forever

Wow

Yeah, yeah, there's a time for everything, kid.

You don't even know what you'll do with the darn thing

You have 10 seconds to drop your guns.

You know we are fighting for a noble cause

You were so preoccupied you didn't see

You won't be able to see it without your helmet,

You'll have all the details you need to know

You're missing out. I'm having a lot of fun

You're welcome.

You've already wiped out once! The Pearls of Planet Mül!

Your daughter died during the battle

Your last detour was not so long ago.

[computer humming] No, no. No, no, no. Hey.

[honking horn] Amazing. And so practical

[Laureline] Valerian! [Valerian] Laureline!

[Lemon squirting] [chuckles]

[man] Seat belt. [seatbelt clicks]

[screams] [gasps]

[stopwatch starts] There we go.

♪ Stars are sweet ♪ Good luck.

and philosophy

Are we back to full power? Yes, sir, just now

Beautiful. Incredible.

Clearly you've never met a woman. [all exclaim]

Da. Da?

Disarm the signal

Do you wanna drive? [alarm buzzing]

Especially a gun. [automated voice] Authorized

Give it to me. I don't think that's a very good idea

Hi. [grunting]

Hi. [speaking in alien language]

How much? One hundred baduls.

It's to avoid such situations... That all of our information...

Laureline. I'm coming

Neza, stop this countdown now! Yes, sir!

Okay, okay, okay. Calm down.

Ow! Sorry.

so we're counting on you. [Valerian] Yes, sir.

Stop the procedure

Valerian, get out of here. I'm on my way.

Watch out! Sorry!

What the hell are you doing? I didn't give the orders!

Yeah, I'm just deciphering them

You received external waves. Explain

"There's beggary in love that can be reckoned."

[alarms wailing]

[Alex] Sorry, too much traffic.

[Alex] The only way to get in without creating

[Alex] Three, two, one... exit.

[all gasp]

[all groan]

[all grunting]

[barking]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[Bubble] Give me a second to get the hang of it.

[Bubble] How young were you when you lost your mom?

[Bubble] I told you I needed rehearsals.

[Bubble] I'm not sure that's a good idea.

[Bubble] Yes, you're right, let's go.

[chattering]

[chattering]

[chirping]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Good idea. Leaving manual.

[clears throat]

[commander] Engage fusio missiles

[computer beeping]

[creatures humming]

[Doghan Dagui 3] To the grave with him.

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[General Okto Bar] You're late, Major.

[giggling]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans]

[growling]

[growling]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[guns cocking]

[humming]

[indistinct chattering]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Laureline grunting]

[Laureline] Nine o'clock, lower level. Hurry up.

[Laureline] Valerian, answer me!

[Laureline] Valerian, answer me!

[Laureline] Valerian, you need to go faster.

[Laureline] Valerian!

[man announcing over speakers]

[monitors beeping]

[panting]

[people exclaiming]

[playing organ]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] They mean nothing to me. Okay?

[speaking alien language]

[speaking in alien language]

[speaking in alien language]

[speaking in alien language]

[thuds]

[together] Follow us.

[Valerian yelling and moaning]

[Valerian] Hurry, people are staring at us.

[Valerian] Please don't go there right now.

[whooshing sound]

♪ Check ignition and may God's love Be with you ♪

♪ Feeling everything ♪

♪ My love is calling You can't stop me roaring I'm soaring ♪

♪ Though I'm past One hundred thousand miles ♪

♪ And I know being together We feel like forever ♪

♪ Because I'm yours If you want me too ♪

♪ I gotta find myself gonna find it now I gotta be a man I gotta find him now ♪

♪ My heart is calling you can't stop me roaring I'm soaring I'm sky high ♪

♪ Won't you leave me alone more Oh leave me alone more ♪

♪ Won't you leave me alone more Oh leave me alone more ♪

♪ You should know If you want it it's yours

♪ Your stare makes me freeze But I can't stay still ♪