Big Top Pee-wee Edit

A couple of good looking bachelors like you and me

A couple of weeks, Pee wee? Our show goes on tonight.

A needle in a haystack Is very hard to find

A show that will knock them all down on their rear!

A show that'll make them all stand up and cheer.

A show that'll stand the world on its ear.

A vacation?

A world full of giant cantaloupes, huh?

A world where no one will go hungry.

Add sun and rain, and we become The best taste treat around

Ain't got no room.

All I wanted was a measly sandwich!

All right, everybody, listen up.

All right, everybody, what are we going to do?

All right, everybody. Listen up.

All right, everyone may be excused.

All right, let's move it!

All right! All right!

All right.

All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee wee.

Ally up!

Alone at last.

Amazing.

An automobile. Yeah?

An idea so big and so new...

And bring a spark back to the Cabrini Circus.

And don't forget he chopped down that cherry tree.

And everything else comes second.

And finally, a being which defies description.

And I guess I couldn't wait to sample

And I want so bad to tell her Yeah

And I wanted to bring him his egg salad sandwich.

And I'm so glad he took the time 'Cause he's so big and kind

And I'm sure Mr. Ryan isn't going to serve you at all

And if at times Love gets too hard

And if you see her

And it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy.

And now the elephant's Perfected a "moo"

And people will live together in peace.

And such a bitsy figure.

And the Piccolapupula Brothers.

And what am I supposed to do about Gina? She won't even talk to me.

And when the circus will go, I'll go with it.

And you show folk ain't welcome in this town. Are they?

And, Vance, have you always been so handsome?

And...

Andy,

Anyone can fall in love

Anyone care for some hors d'oeuvres?

Are we moving on tonight?

Are you all right?

Are you folks with the circus?

Aren't you going to congratulate Winnie?

As a matter of fact, Mace, it would.

As long as you've got that pig in here. Isn't that right, Mr. Ryan?

As Pee wee Herman.

At the refreshment counter

At the refreshment counter

At the refreshment counter

At the refreshment counter

Back still bothering you, Herman?

Be careful.

Beautiful day, huh?

Because we were following our hearts.

Because, well, it's a hot dog tree.

Being a human cannonball is more than a job, Pee wee. It's a career.

Big John,

Blown in with the breeze

Bombs away, Andy.

Boss! We've rounded up all the animals,

Boy, I guess I better not go swimming for an hour, huh?

Boy, what a day, huh?

Boy, you sure do have beautiful hair, Winnie.

Breakfast!

Breaking up with you is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

But don't get too close, she's hungry.

But everybody said it wouldn't work.

But I forgive you.

But I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.

But I'm circus. Come on, get me out of here.

But it had to happen sooner or later.

But please don't touch the "midgendise".

But suddenly, I feel so sick to my stomach that I can't even talk.

But the biggest pig I've ever seen is making friends with your bloomers.

But then he met this other girl who, it turned out, he really was in love with.

But we're a Barnyard Circus Show

But when he got to know me Well, he chose me for his mate

But when I made my mind up I decided on all four

But when I was with you, I never even thought about her.

But when it hits you, you know it.

Buy why give this costume to me? I don't deserve it.

Bye, Winnie.

Can I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln?

Can I talk to you for a minute, Mace?

Can you see it?

Che bella.

Cheese sandwich!

Children!

Children!

Children! Children!

Chocolaty.

Ciao, bella.

Circus? Did you say circus?

Circus? Well, I never.

Closed at 3:15?

Closed to us anyway.

Cocktail wieners. Don't mind if I do.

Come and get it!

Come and get it!

Come and get it!

Come in.

Come on in, Mace. I want to show you something.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, everybody. Wake up.

Come on, everyone, let's get out of here.

Come on, get her! Get her!

Come on, get out of there, Lucille.

Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Mary. Let's dance.

Come on, now, everybody.

Come on, Pee wee.

Come on, Pee wee. I want you to meet Gina.

Come on, Sparky, get out of bed.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Get. Get. Don't you people speak English?

Come on. Up you go.

Come over here and give me a hand!

Congratulations to you too. Come on, we better get out to the circus.

Congratulations.

Could I try that, Mace?

Defacing public property.

Deke! Deke, can you give me and Vance a ride?

Dell! Can you jerry rig some of that rigging?

Do solemnly swear

Do solemnly swear

Do you know who George Washington Carver was?

Doesn't look like he's found his niche yet.

Don't be afraid That you're too small

Don't bother, lady. They are closed.

Don't I know that, baby.

Don't try to talk me out of it.

Dosey do and around and around Dosey do and around and around

Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather.

Duke the Dog Faced Boy.

Each of us is lovestruck It's plain as it can be

Each said he was the best one Such choices I abhor

Each time the band strikes up "Cock a doodle doo"

Easy, Antonio. Come on.

Ee yi ee yi oh

Ee yi ee yi oh

Egg salad. My favorite!

Egg salady.

Ellen, how's that leg? Can you go on?

Everybody's learning how

Everyone come on And you can each take a bow

Everyone come on And you can each take a bow

Everything seems completely different to me today.

Except for Sudan. Can't find him anywhere.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. We were here before them.

Feast your eyes on the magnificent Eddie.

First come, first served.

First thing tomorrow, we start working on it.

Five egg salad sandwiches, please.

Flora.

Follow his heart.

For getting rid of those circus people.

For the first time anywhere,

Fried chicken.

Friends?

Friends.

From now on, I'm going to be just like you.

From the zebra to the cow

Gee, that'd be swell.

Get going, kid.

Get moving.

Get out your magnifying glasses to view Midge,

Get the animals into the storm shelter.

Get to the cookhouse and see that everybody's all right.

Getting groceries under false pretenses.

Gina, I have something to say.

Gina, Pee wee. Pee wee, Gina.

Gina!

Gina.

Give me a hand.

Go ahead, honeybunch.

Go!

Good afternoon, Mrs. Dill.

Good afternoon, Mrs. Haynes.

Good girl.

Good manners.

Good morning, Clyde. Give me five.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Vance.

Goodness, where does the time go?

Gotta be some way I can tell Gina how I feel.

Great, Nikko. Looking good, Birdie.

Great, Ruby. Don't be afraid to use gingham.

Great. Let's get something to eat.

Guess so. Interesting.

Guess we both still really like each other, huh?

Half man, half woman. Say hello to Shim.

Hamburgers?

Hang on, Judy.

Have you got any of that lovely Korean lace?

Haven't you been fed yet?

Having so much girl trouble.

He missed lunch today,

He runs this place. He's been helping us out.

He wants to be in the circus so badly, Mace.

He was the father of the peanut. He discovered over 300 uses for it.

He was the greatest aerialist that ever lived.

He whispered in my ear, and he said,

Heads up.

Hello, kitty.

Hello, Winnie.

Hello!

Help yourselves, everyone.

Help! Come on!

Help! Help!

Here a... There a... Everywhere a...

Here she comes.

Here we go again.

Here you are, Vance.

Here you are.

Here you go, Judy.

Here. Here's your darn pickle. Are you happy now?

Here's the way we quench our thirst

Here's the way we quench our thirst Quench our thirst, quench our thirst

Here's where everybody's Ten feet tall

Hey The girl on the flying t****ze

Hey, boss. Everybody wants to know where we're heading.

Hey, everybody. Listen.

Hey, Gina. Come on down here. I want you to meet somebody.

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you all stay on my farm for a little while.

Hey, Joe. What do you know?

Hey, looks like Zsa Zsa took a shine to your pig, Pee wee.

Hey, Mace, what do you think? It's a little bit circus and a little bit farm.

Hey, Mace! Where is Midge?

Hey, Mace.

Hey, Mace.

Hey, over here!

Hey, Pee wee, come here.

Hey, stop that.

Hey, use your own plate.

Hey, you got a hose around here?

Hey, you're all right, kid.

Hey! Don't just stand there.

Hey! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times.

Hey. Are you OK?

Hi, Gina.

Hi.

His research as an agricultural chemist revolutionized farming.

Hold me.

Hootla, Daisy, hootla!

Hootla.

Horace.

How are you today?

How I really feel

How stupid can one person be?

Human oddities from around the world.

Hungry, eh?

I call this the hot dog tree.

I can't believe this!

I can't think of anything else. I give up.

I cook and sew and clean and bake 'Cause I'm the farmer's wife

I do, Pee wee.

I do?

I don't believe this.

I don't know what to make of it, kid.

I don't suppose any of you'd like to come, would you?

I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf.

I don't want you running around my store, Pee wee Herman.

I feel the same And now my big surprise

I feel the same way, but I got out of bed.

I give up trying to be in the circus.

I got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm heading this way.

I guess I shouldn't take it out on you, honey.

I guess I'd tell this friend of yours to do the same thing.

I had the most wonderful idea about the new farm theme.

I haven't seen her.

I hope to be the next George Washington Carver.

I hope you can love a convict, Gina.

I hope you're planning to buy that magazine.

I just came to join the party. You were right all along.

I know I deserve this, OK?

I know the act, Mace. I'll go on for Jimmy.

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you sent that hippo out to kill me.

I let you win. Besides, you cheated.

I like it very much around here. It's very beautiful.

I lo...

I love that story. Hey, Pee wee, let's race.

I love you, Daisy.

I love you!

I love you.

I love you. Good friend to Zelda.

I made your favorite.

I mean, I will be moving on. That's what circuses do.

I mean... I used to know someone named Midge when I was little.

I met this little woman We had an awkward date

I must have made some slight miscalculation.

I never felt so alive since we broke up.

I promised Pee wee I'd help him find an act.

I see her there

I should've told you about her,

I sow the seeds and harvest And that's the farmer's life

I still like you too.

I still like you, Pee wee.

I think I can manage just spinning a rope.

I think my ribs are broke.

I think so, Mace.

I thought I'd be going with you.

I very nicely explained that I was starving.

I want to thank every one of you for working so hard to make it happen.

I want you to cover every inch of this farm until you find her.

I was just on my way over to Pee wee's.

I wasn't expecting you for lunch today.

I win. I win.

I, Mace Montana,

I, Mace Montana,

I...

I'd like to show you something else, Mace, but it's top secret.

I'll be OK.

I'll get them to change their minds, Mace.

I'll have one too.

I'll take him from here. Sudan!

I'll tell everybody later.

I'll tell you what you are. You're the lowest of the low. Even lower.

I'll tell you what you deserve, Mr. Lover Boy.

I'll wait.

I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

I'm gonna take a bite out of her bazoo if she doesn't get over here now.

I'm OK, Mace, but I don't think Jimmy's up to it.

I'm on my way to a career in agriculture.

I'm really sorry, Winnie.

I'm so awfully hungry.

I'm so hungry.

I'm sorry, Gina.

I'm sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait.

I'm starving! Please!

I'm starving.

I'm sure you beautiful ladies wouldn't mind

I'm teaching them how to square dance.

I've got a first aid kit in my house, Mr. Montana.

I've got some thinking to do.

I've never felt so free, so beautiful, so sure of myself.

I've never seen anything like it.

If laughs were all you wanted, you'd have fallen for Snowball.

In this place we're singing of

Instant coffee, soap and ink, to name just a few.

Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee wee?

Is this your farm, kid?

Isn't she in the wagon?

Isn't that the way you've always heard it, Mr. Ryan?

It belonged to a great man, Pee wee.

It came to me today like a bolt of lightning.

It looks like a man and a woman.

It wouldn't be a romantic problem, would it?

It's Abraham Lincoln!

It's all in the hips, Pee wee. It's all in the hips.

It's all right, kid. Relax. It's nice to meet you.

It's egg salad, darling.

It's funny. For the first time, I wonder if that's worth doing.

It's like a zoo in there.

It's like they all got up on the wrong side of the bed.

It's not as easy as it looks, Pee wee. Let me think about it.

It's okay.

It's only a storm.

It's Pee wee Herman, and he's covered with monkeys.

It's Pee wee!

It's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Join with us and march along

Join with us and march along

Join with us and march along

Join with us and march along

Judy the Mermaid. Half beautiful woman, half flounder.

Just a minute here. What are the charges, sheriff?

Just come in.

Just shut up and get out of here!

Kissing.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cabrini Circus proudly presents,

Later, Pee wee!

Leave it to me, Mace.

Let me check my datebook.

Let me consult my datebook.

Let's get these wagons turned around.

Let's go wait in the alley so they don't see us.

Let's see how this formula works.

Let's see...

Let's start packing.

Letting me go ahead of you.

Likewise, Midge.

Look, Mace, you can stay here if you need a couple of weeks to get ready.

Look, Pee wee, love's a crazy thing.

Look, Pee wee.

Look, sheriff, Pee wee's not to blame.

Look, that cloud looks like an Indian riding a buffalo.

Look, Vance, the calla lilies are in bloom again.

Look. That one looks like a camel lounging under a palm tree.

Looks like we got a regular Einstein on our hands.

Looks like we got some customers.

Looks like you boys got the Welcome Wagon treatment too.

Lost a couple of wagons.

Lucky guess, cutie.

Lunch with Winnie.

Lunch with Winnie.

Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus.

Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus.

Mace, you can't leave. We didn't even get to put on the show.

Mace! Mace, I'd look great in a costume like this. Can you picture it?

Mace! Over here! I found her!

Mace! You gotta do something. I can't get to the first aid supplies.

Mace.

Make me.

Make your beds.

Mamma mia.

May I?

Maybe.

Me too. If we keep going at this rate,

Midge made a little something for you.

Midge, this is Pee wee Herman.

Midge!

Midge!

Midge!

Midge!

Mind if I sit here?

Miss, please, we're starving over here.

Miss! Miss!

Morning, Gina.

Morning, Mace.

Morning, Pee wee.

Morning, Pee wee.

Mr. Herman and I would like to have a quiet lunch.

My lunch dates have arrived.

My mistake.

My truck's got a busted axle.

My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee wee Herman,

My, don't we look lush this morning!

My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning.

My, what an appetite on that girl.

Never alone, chained for life, they share everything.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Montana.

Nice to meet you.

No big deal.

No, I wouldn't.

No, it wouldn't work. I know.

No, not at all.

No, not really.

No, when he gave me this,

No, your favorite, Pee wee.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. He was a scientist.

No. I mean, yes. I, I, I...

Not a hot dog. I need an idea. Something brand new.

Nothing's going to happen to us. What do you mean?

Now that we're together I'm so glad I was pursued

Now, children.

Now, how about some dessert?

Now, let me see.

Now's the time to yum, yum, yum

Now's the time to yum, yum, yum Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum

Of course I'll speak to you, but our engagement is off.

Of course you're not putting me out.

Oh, gee, thanks a million, honey.

Oh, I'm all right. What a blow!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Come on, fan out, everybody.

Oh, my good Lord. Look, Nadine.

Oh, my gosh. Don't look now, Mae,

Oh, my.

Oh, no, no. Thanks, I'm full.

Oh, Pee wee, really.

Oh, really?

Oh, thank you so much. I'm such a big fan of yours, Abraham.

Oh, thank you, Pee wee. Would you care for another?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks, Pee wee. That means a lot to me.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that's OK.

Oh, the children! The children!

Oh, this is pretty.

Oh, this must be the Piccolapupula table.

Oh, well, thank you very much.

Oh, what about this for the china cabinet?

Oh, will I see you for lunch tomorrow, Pee wee?

Oh, Winnie.

Oh, Winnie. Winnie Johnson.

Oh, yeah? And what about today?

Oh, you'll have to excuse me.

Oh! No trouble at all, Pee wee.

OK, everybody, listen up.

OK, look, Gina. I can't blame you if you never speak to me again, OK?

OK, Pee wee, do what I do.

OK, Pee wee.

OK, Winnie, I get your point.

OK.

On the flying t****ze

One of those delicious cheese sandwiches of yours.

One, two, three. Go, Pee wee.

Otis, can you give us a ride?

Otto, grab a couple of roustabouts and set these wagons straight.

Our favorite.

Our lives are never boring We're each of us unique

Our star attraction.

Our strength is that We all have heart

Out of the way!

Over here.

Papa Piccolapupula.

Paparazzi!

Peanuts! Popcorn! Hot dogs!

Pee wee has something he'd like to say.

Pee wee Herman had a farm

Pee wee Herman had a farm

Pee wee Herman wants a pickle.

Pee wee Herman, you're under arrest.

Pee wee Herman!

Pee wee, I couldn't let you do that.

Pee wee, I leave you alone for a second, and look at you.

Pee wee, look at those clouds.

Pee wee, this is my wife, Midge.

Pee wee, where are you?

Pee wee!

Pee wee?

Pee wee?

Pee wee.

Pee wee.

Pee wee.

Pee wee's not like anyone I ever met.

People are hurt, animals are loose,

People will only have to buy one tomato a year.

Perhaps if we all just sit down and talk about it for a moment,

Perhaps our paths will cross again.

Permitting and/or propagating mingling of wild and domesticated animals.

Planty, huh, Mace?

Please, Gina, I'm too young to die.

Please.

Please. We've worked awful hard

Popcorn, drinks and candy too

Popcorn, drinks and candy too Candy too, candy too

Pretty good, though, huh, Gina? I taught Daisy how to sit.

Pull! Pull!

Put on a wig, a funny nose And turn into a clown

Quiet down, everybody. Let him talk.

Quiet down, Snowball. Mace is sincere.

Quite a place you've got here.

Ready when you are, Pee wee.

Really big ideas.

Really? I'm glad you feel that way.

Really? Well, if you think that's best.

Right, boss.

Right, boss.

Rise and shine!

Ruth and Dot, the Siamese twins.

Save your smooth talking, Mr. Wyoming.

Say it, don't spray it!

Say, what's your name anyway, cookie?

Say, why don't you hop on board and hitch a ride with us, girly girl.

See that space right there, Mace?

She probably wouldn't wanna talk to me.

She's big. She's beautiful.

She's Italian.

She's my fiancée.

She's the girl

She's the girl on the flying t****ze

She's the girl on the flying t****ze

Sheriff? Sheriff.

Showball. Snowball.

Shut up! Shut up!

Si.

Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song

Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song

Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song

Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song

Sit down.

Small world.

Snowball is a clown, Mace. Clowns aren't funny.

So are you.

So how was lunch?

Somebody, help! Water!

Somehow.

Sorry, Gina.

Sorry, Mr. Ryan. I'm just so hungry,

Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over.

Sorry. Boy, I'm hungry. What are we doing for lunch?

Sounds like you could use a vacation.

Sparky, come on.

Splendid. I'm very satisfied with these results, Pee wee.

Steady, Flora.

Stop it, Pee wee. Stop that.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stupid song.

Sudan, come on, kitty.

Sudan!

Sudan!

Sudan!

Sudan.

Sudan.

Sure is. First come, first served.

Sure thing, kid.

Swell party.

Swinging through my dreams

Taking the world's frown and trying to turn it into a smile.

Tell everybody we're going on vacation.

Tell her that I'm in love with her

Tell me about it.

Tent's banged up pretty bad, and so are some of us.

Thank God you're all right, darling.

Thank you, Pee wee.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. No.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. You are so sweet.

Thanks, Mace.

Thanks, Pee wee.

Thanks, Trish.

That don't go for you, doll.

That I will never tell anyone

That I'll never tell anyone

That Joe sure can talk your ear off.

That looks like a fun job.

That one looks like

That one right there looks like a train going into a tunnel.

That was delicious, Winnie.

That was good.

That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year.

That's a nice kitty.

That's Daisy.

That's my name, Mace. Don't wear it out.

That's OK, Pee wee. We'll try something else. OK?

That's really it, Gina.

That's right, Nadine. No pigs allowed.

That's right. What I've got is a brand new idea.

That's the idea, Oscar.

That's the spirit. Oscar, how are the animals?

That's the way things are around here.

That's where my Nobel Prize is gonna go.

The air smells so fresh.

The brand new Cabrini Circus opens tonight.

The Cabrini Circus presents...

The circus!

The clouds sure do look beautiful, don't they, Winnie?

The experiments I'm doing here today will hopefully make

The future.

The greatest acrobats in the world.

The only creature on earth who can legally marry "shimself".

The romantic approach.

The romantic approach.

The sky seems a brand new shade of blue.

The sweetest thing that's ever

The tiniest woman in the world.

The world just doesn't make much sense.

The world of tomorrow a better place to live.

Their pain, their pleasure, their pelvis.

Then repeat after me.

Then start a circus In your own back yard

There it was, right under my nose.

There you go, baby.

There you go.

There's a line here.

There's nothing like a circus For when you're feeling down

There's nothing to be scared of.

There's still one more Piccolapupula to meet. Our sister, Gina.

There's your sandwich.

These are the Piccolapupula Brothers.

They will be all right once they settle down, boss.

They're a crazy combination That we all know

Things sure worked out great for both of us, huh?

Thirty cans of tomato soup.

This ain't no library.

This is a great night for the Cabrini Circus.

This would make a nice doily, don't you think, Mae?

Those are the best wieners I've ever tasted.

Till then.

To get this show ready for you.

To put together a show with a theme.

Townspeople! Listen to me.

Trisha the Human Pretzel, so fine, so flexible.

Twenty five pounds of oatmeal.

Until one day he performed the spiral of death.

Vance was just teaching us to mud wrestle.

Vance, come here!

Vance, how nice of you to share.

Vance, wake up. You'll be late for school.

Vance, you'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.

Vance!

Vance.

Vance.

Watch this, Mace.

Watch your back.

Watch your step. Single file.

We all begin as kernels Dropped into fertile ground

We all flipped over Winnie's Egg salad recipe

We are staying at Pee wee Herman's farm.

We can't let you end up in jail. That's that.

We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.

We don't carry soup.

We don't have any oatmeal.

We don't want anything, sir.

We don't want no trouble, mister.

We got Pee wee Herman to thank for the whole thing.

We had a bad day.

We knew it would

We meet again, no?

We told you, we don't want no circus here.

We were here first, weren't we, Mr. Ryan?

We'll be right back after this.

We'll do the show somewhere else, Pee wee.

We'll stay forever You don't have to twist our arm

We're all so close We'll never be apart

We're always meeting people Who consider us quite chic

We're gonna get through this one.

We're here to give you the best darn show you ever seen.

We're part of the greatest show business tradition in the world.

We're putting on a brand new show!

We're safe down here.

We're the Barnyard Circus And we're down on the farm

We've been putting this show on for a long time now.

Well my shins are banged up pretty bad.

Well, everybody's fed and watered except you.

Well, hello there, boys!

Well, how'd you make out?

Well, I must admit, I was a little stunned.

Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.

Well, I'm glad you feel that way.

Well, it took four guys to replace you.

Well, it's nice to meet you, Winnie. I'm Midge Montana.

Well, it's very nice to meet all of you, I'm sure.

Well, long as I can still get around.

Well, maybe I can see my way clear to dropping the charges.

Well, now he's the greatest aerialist that ever died.

Well, now we have cocktail wieners.

Well, Pee wee, when people don't want a circus,

Well, pick them up, pick them up.

Well, thank you, Vance. Now I won't have to cover that topic this afternoon.

Well, that ought to do it for today. Thank you, Mr. Ryan.

Well, that's all over.

Well, then...

What about that one?