Hostel: Part II (2007) Edit

A small army of Slovak boys all fighting over you.

A souvenir from your friend.

A tattoo is a little difficult to explain, Todd.

A tattoo's not really me. It's not my style.

Absorb.

Actually, yes. Multiple ones.

All right, good night.

All right. Thanks.

All right. Good night.

All right. Thank you so much. Okay.

All right. Well, we'll see you in a little bit. Okay.

American. Good.

And he doesn't speak English, but we understand each other.

And he's just so suave and he's amazing ...

And I get to write about what a raving bitch you are.

And I see how you're strong. I am strong.

And so she keeps her dad on an allowance.

And that's you after today, my friend.

And they ...

And they bring you to this factory and ...

And they killed two of my friends.

And this is a notice for the harvest fair tonight, girls.

And this is the shit people are doing, bro.

And those little kids right there made it.

And you?

And you?

And, you know, it's for old people. So thank you, but please don't.

Any idea what you're gonna do in there?

Anyone who come to this place ...

Apologies for interrupting you, but we have special available right now.

Are you all packed for Prague?

Are you all right? Dude, I'm fine.

Are you kidding right now?

Are you two ...? Oh, no. God, no.

As my father always says ...

At least she has something to write about in her journal.

At my grandmother's house? I've been coming here since I was a kid.

Awesome, dude.

Axelle! Whit!

Axelle?

Badass.

Because someone was found dead in a train station bathroom in Vienna ...

Because you look like your dog just died.

Beth, I'm sorry!

Beth!

Beth! Beth!

Beth! Oh, my God, Roman wants to take me on a boat ride ...

Beth. It's okay.

Bitch.

But I forgot to tell you mine. I'm Stuart.

But like an animal, you can sense it.

But she's only available for the next 20 minutes.

Call the dean and file a report or something.

Can I buy you a drink or something?

Can we switch? I'm over at the Dvorzak hotel and ...

Can't believe you're bringing up the gonorrhea. Every time ...

Cannot leave ...

Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Thanks.

Client? What client?

Coffee? No, thank you.

Come here, Rabbit!

Come here.

Come on, Borat. Let's see what you got.

Come on, it's good for her. She needs it.

Come on, man, sit down.

Come on, man. Look at this.

Come on. This way. Thank you.

Come on. What the fuck? I just figured you had yours.

Come to me.

Come up here.

Come!

Come. Let's get you some clothes.

December 12th.

Didn't seem like you had any problem explaining ...

Do you guys have a dollar?

Do you have a AA?

Do you know of a good place to stay?

Do you think she ever saw a cock before this class?

Do you think they have any frescoes in the room?

Do you think we're sick?

Do you want her?

Does she get, like, a really big allowance?

Dollar!

Dollar!

Don't shoot! Be careful, for God's sakes!

Don't talk loud. Okay?

Don't you have family? Don't you have a wife?

Dude, are you coming? Are you okay?

Dude, what are you doing? Sit down.

Dude, where you going? In for a better look.

Everyone must get tattooed. Part of contract.

Exactly. Like an animal.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Did one of you girls lose this?

Excuse me. Hi. Hi.

Excuse you. Asshole.

For emotional callbacks.

For the apartment.

For the client.

Fuck you!

Fuck you! You know what?

Fuck, no.

Fuck!

Fuck. You know what?

Fucker!

Fucking respect me now.

Fucking she'll cut! She'll cut!

Get in the chair!

Get in the fucking chair.

Get in.

Get on the fucking floor.

Give me. No.

Go away. Please help me!

Good night, Miroslav!

Good to meet you, Stuart.

Guys!

Hands on your pencils, boys.

Happy fucking birthday, bro.

Hard, hard, hard.

Have another cocktail.

He ask how you survive.

He does auctions.

He doesn't have to act tough. He never has to say it.

He say, Good morning, and ask, How is your hand?

He was one of my friends and they took him there and ...

He's fine. But can we please go get some rest? Come on.

He's old enough to be my dad.

Hello. Special offer.

Hello. What's your name?

Help me. These men are chasing me. Please.

Help! No! No!

Help! Somebody help me!

Her mom died when she was 12 and, like, left her everything.

Her. Firestarter.

Here are your pagers.

Here you go.

Here you go. I'm so sorry about that. It's okay.

Here, let me get you a drink. No, you don't need to.

Here's the problem. Linda. What is she gonna say when she sees this?

Hey, get back here!

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey! You cannot done.

Hey, I tried. Keep trying.

Hey, you know what?

Hey, your friend looks like she's having fun.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Can I help you?

How did you know this was mine?

How does she get back from that? Beth, come on!

How much would you want for it?

I ...

I am fucking Hercules! I see.

I am not going back in that room! I'm done!

I am.

I bet she's making him breakfast right now.

I bet you fucking do.

I called you stupid fucking American cunt!

I can barely find the place. I had to ask my sister for directions.

I can teach you if you bring heels.

I cannot leave her alone with this guy.

I clean you up.

I could have helped you.

I didn't know and I don't like needles. I don't like needles very much.

I don't fucking work for you!

I don't know. It's some kind of hunting club. They ...

I don't know. Like, bud and ecstasy and, like ...

I don't know. Maybe some other time. Okay.

I don't wanna be doing something and keep talking about it ...

I don't work all fucking day for you to humiliate me.

I felt bad. What am I supposed to say?

I find them. Okay?

I fought him off and this felled out of his pocket.

I fucking paid!

I get to listen to them have sex later.

I get to write about how beautiful this village is ...

I go twice a year. It's great to get away from the Italian guys.

I got it. Oh, no, no, no.

I guess Mr. Rabbit's gonna have to go down the hole again tonight.

I have accounts in Switzerland, Luxembourg and the Isle of Man.

I have Smints.

I have to take these with food. I wanna know if you want anything.

I honestly don't know.

I insist.

I know what you mean. It's like you can sense it the way an animal senses it.

I know you did. I'll make it up to you.

I know you're a good person. I'm not that guy.

I know.

I know. I know. I see it. I see it.

I know. Of course not.

I like it.

I love that Lorna's the only one of us that got any action last night.

I make you pretty.

I mean, look at that.

I need a room for my friends, please. Yeah, cool.

I need to know you're listening.

I not hurt you.

I saw it last night.

I saw some guy run out of your room. He tried to take my bag.

I swear to God, I'm gonna choke the bitch to death.

I think ...

I think I'm gonna pass on the tattoo.

I thought about you all night.

I took you back because I felt bad.

I tried to help, but you don't listen. Go away!

I was hoping you would kiss me. I wanted you to kiss me.

I went there looking for Josh.

I wouldn't sell them. You can have this one.

I'll pay more!

I'll take her.

I'll wake you up when the police arrive.

I'm a little worried he might come back looking for me.

I'm doing this for your protection too. You know that, right?

I'm fucking proud of mine.

I'm gonna go say thank you. Okay.

I'm gonna take off, but it's a small village ...

I'm good. I'm good. No, I'm fine.

I'm just jet lagged, man. I'll take a shower and I'll feel better.

I'm not nearly drunk enough.

I'm not that guy.

I'm not that guy.

I'm not that guy.

I'm not that guy. No.

I'm not your wife, Stuart. I'm not your wife.

I'm not.

I'm okay. Thank you.

I'm so, so sorry. I'm such an idiot.

I'm sorry, there's probably ...

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. He was just so shady.

I'm sure you will, but not tonight, all right? Good night, Miroslav.

I'm trying but I can't find them. Just hang on, yeah?

I'm worried about whit.

Ice? Peyote? Crank?

If I hear her talk about how emotional the Botticelllis are one more time ...

If she did, it was in a Botticelli.

If they hear us talking like this ...

Is it me? Because it feels like you're, like, having second thoughts.

Is there any problem here?

Is there some other option?

Is there, like, a police officer on the train or something?

Isn't it bad luck to toast with water?

Isn't this great?

It could be nice.

It had everything.

It sounds kind of gay. Excuse me.

It was horrible.

It was horrible.

It's 3:.15 in the morning.

It's a bloodhound dog.

It's a dog.

It's different from taking on an image. I am so fucking tired of talking about it.

It's Dozinky. I know that. They have it every year.

It's fucking crazy, huh? Dead ringer.

It's not fucking opening!

It's not the Ukraine.

It's okay because we can just get it at the club when we go to Prague.

It's probably been three centuries since anybody's had sex over there.

It's some kind of factory ...

It's this ...

It's those fucking guys.

It's time we fucking do it.

Jeans. No heels. Awesome.

Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, shit!

Jesus, I hate that he calls every fucking five minutes.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus. You sure?

Just because he's not Whitney approved or Beth approved looking?

Just get me a PDA, a SWIFT number and a recipient name.

Just go away from me! No, no, no.

Just name your fucking price! Trust me, I got it.

Just promise me you won't go on a boat ride with him.

Just some friends.

Knock yourself out, buddy.

Let him bleed to death.

Let me see this motherfucker.

Let's do it. Come on, man.

Let's fucking hear it. What? I'm not your wife.

Look ...

Look at you.

Look what I found!

Look.

Lorna, are you having a journal gasm right now?

Lorna, promise me you won't go on a boat ride with him.

Lorna, promise me you won't go on a boat ride with him.

Lorna, we're gonna grab a drink. You wanna go?

Lorna!

Lorna!

Lorna.

May I borrow this for a moment, please?

May I see? Oh, they're just rough.

Me?

Misha, no!

Money is not the only issue.

More tea?

Motherfucker! Shoot her!

Mr. Rabbit!

My wife is not gonna really understand.

My wife?

My wife?

Nails.

Nazdrovia. To your health.

Never fuck me.

No respect for me. No respect for mother earth.

No, but I remember the last.

No, Dad, do not book the Four Seasons.

No, Dad. It's Prague. We're gonna be fine.

No, I insist. No, no.

No, it's all right.

No, it's more like an inheritance.

No, motherfucker, it's my money.

No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone.

No, no. I heard your friend use it.

No, really. It's easy.

No, stay.

No, thank you. I'm ...

No! No!

No.

No. I got this one.

No. It's on me.

No. Thank you, really, but my feet. I'm tired.

Not ...

Not with a second mortgage on your house ...

Nothing. He just wanted to dance.

Notice anything different about me?

Of course.

Oh, awesome.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

Oh, I don't blame you. I got robbed twice on the overnight train.

Oh, I'm actually late. we're catching a train to Prague, but ...

Oh, I'm so sorry! Don't worry about it.

Oh, like you knew. I did so.

Oh, my God, are they gonna kill us?

Oh, my God, my song! Let's go!

Oh, my God, thank you so much. You're welcome.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you gonna kill me?

Oh, my God. Lorna, what happened?

Oh, my gosh, really? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh! Could we go?

Oh, no, thanks. I don't drink.

Oh, that is fucking sick.

Oh, that's fucking rich.

Oh, we are so going to the harvest festival.

Oh, we didn't order these.

Oh, wow, that's beautiful. Thanks.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, you stupid American cunt. I fucking lost my temper.

Oh, you're so sweet. No, I'm fine.

Okay, and before you say anything, it's cider, it's non alcoholic ...

Okay, but it's not like We're on campus and you can ...

Okay, is he hot, or is he too, like, eastern bloc?

Okay, love you. Bye.

Okay, okay, bud and X are good.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. It's okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm not that guy.

One, two, three, perfetto. Otherwise, We have to take turns, huh?

Paxton, that's not what I ...

Paxton?

People are gonna fucking fear you. Linda is gonna fucking fear you.

People come here to kill people.

Perfect. Thank you.

Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.

Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. I'm sorry.

Please! Please!

Please! Please!

Please. Please help me get out of this chair. Get me out of this chair, please!

Pretty for what?

Problem with friend.

Really?

Really?

Really? Yeah, we have an extra seat.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Relax.

Remember when I said that I didn't know what I was doing here?

Roman, what are you doing?

Roman! Roman!

Roman! Roman!

Roman.

Sasha! Get him!

See you later.

See you.

Sexy.

She comes back swinging!

She cornered me in the apartment. She's homesick, crying.

She could pretty much buy Slovakia if she wanted to.

She still thinks her son's in Europe.

She'll be okay.

She'll go straight to the police. Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

She's homesick for Baltimore? We're in Rome, for fuck's sake.

She's like a 20 year old grandmother.

She's not gonna last that long, huh?

She's not that bad.

Should I do it?

Show her. Don't be shy.

Slovakia.

So are you going to Prague for the football match?

So where are you going?

So, what brings you to this corner of the world?

So, you and Sasha ...

Some guy took my iPod.

Somebody starts asking questions ...

Someone brought me here ...

Someone I know.

Something that makes you think, This guy has killed somebody.

Sometimes you meet a guy and there's something fucking scary about him ...

Sorry. I was trying to be in the moment.

Stop!

Stop! Please! Please!

Stop. Please help me!

Strange that you mention this tattoo.

Stuart, please.

Stuart!

Stuart.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Yeah. Thank you.

Tell us about this place you mention, in Slovakia.

Thank ... Thank you.

Thank God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Money.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks.

That's ... That's a long story.

That's awful. I'm so sorry.

That's Bosnia, darling.

That's the one of you.

That's what I'm talking about, huh?

That's what she likes to do.

That's why your friend pay.

The fucking guys, the Italian guys from the room down the hall.

The gonorrhea you brought back from Thailand.

The police will be here soon.

The same as you.

The train to fucking Prague is long, you bitch.

Then what the fuck are you doing here?

There hasn't been war in Slovakia for 50 years.

There must be a co...

There they are.

There's nothing I can't afford. I could buy and sell everyone in this room.

They all have the same tattoo.

They are looking for your friends.

They don't speak much English.

They get to be a bit much.

They killed him.

They pay to torture and kill kids.

They take you from this hostel ...

They think you're gonna kill me?

They're from girl.

They're gonna come after me and find me.

They're gonna fucking kill us both.

They're listening. They're listening.

They're still gonna kill you, you fucking stupid cunt.

They're the best natural hot springs in the world.

This is bullshit! This is business.

This is not like going to a whorehouse. You can't just back out.

This place ...

Those swords are like 1000 Euros.

Three o'clock.

To do this with him.

To tell me I'm shit.

To the next level.

To the next level. No, wait.

Todd, what's up?

Very good price.

Wait, wasn't there, like, some war in Slovakia?

Wait!

Wait! I wanna buy my way out of here. Wait!

Wait?

Watch this.

We all need a little of this.

We are? Yeah.

We do ...

We go back to my car. I got some.

We gotta get out of here. We can't.

We have contract here.

We would like to speak with you if you feel well enough.

We'll come see you.

We'll let you know.

We're all together, we don't get separated.

We're gonna get out of here.

We're the normal ones.

Welcome to Slovakia.

Well ...

Well played. Thank you.

Well, cheers to that.

Well, cheers.

Well, do you wanna come in here and hang out with us?

Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself?

Well, I do. This kid Greg.

Well, I'll have to hear about it another time.

Well, that won't be a problem anymore.

Well, that's just fine. We can all ride home in silence.

Well, who else knows? No one!

What are the spas like there?

What are you doing?

What did you say to me?

What do we do? Just be quiet.

What do you need?

What does he do?

What he say to you?

What is that?

What is this place?

What is your birthday?

What kind of contract?

What the fuck am I supposed to tell her?

What the fuck are you wearing?

What the fuck? It's not opening.

What the fuck's going on?

What we do today is gonna pay off every day for the rest of our lives.

What, we gotta go. Lorna's waiting. Yeah, we have our friend.

What, you got something to say? Do you? You do, bitch?

What?

What?

What?

What? I fucking hate that word.

What? Who kills?

What's the big deal? You don't fancy him?

What's the code?

What's the fucking code?

What's the number?

Whatever. I wanted to fuck him, but ...

When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

Where a train arrive earlier that day from Slovakia.

Where these people, these very rich people ...

Where you go? I knew you were a tease, you fucking cunt.

Where?

Whether it's fucking Chad or New Orleans ...

Whit!

Whitney seems like a tough girl.

Who?

Who's that?

Whoa, your girlfriend's stalking us.

Why not?

Why travel all this way just to talk with an ugly American?

Why?

Will be sexy good times. Come on.

With this same bloodhound tattoo you describe.

Without killing.

Would he ever? Excuse me, girls.

Would you like a Smint?

Wow, hot springs?

Wow, is that a new journal you got there?

Yeah, come in. Totally.

Yeah, cool. It's 10 Euros for night.

Yeah, I want you to talk to someone.

Yeah, nothing. We're just finishing up breakfast.

Yeah, she'd say this place is majestic.

Yeah, yeah, okay. I can go right now. I'll tell her I have to meet a client.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Okay. Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah? Oh, good. Well, it better be fucking good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Lots of music, dancing, costumes.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Bad luck for whoever meets us today.

Yeah. I'll go check. Okay.

Yeah. It's a travel journal.

Yeah. It's pretty rad.

Yeah. Just promise me you won't go on a boat ride with him, okay?

Yes! Yes!

Yes?

Yes?

You both have corner suites with views of the river.

You can't afford it. Don't tell me what I can't afford.

You cannot leave unless you complete. It's contract.

You fucking better be.

You fucking whore.

You go in room, finish.

You go. Yeah. Yeah?

You gotta do it! I'm the fucking customer here! Do it, for fuck's sake.

You have a bruise.

You have a scratch.

You have friend? Yeah.

You have my money and you can keep it!

You have such beautiful skin.

You hungry?

You know that this guy's got the balls to do what few others can.

You know what? I am fucking done.

You know, We're gonna go, so never mind.

You know? I had enough gross guys for one weekend.

You probably used that face to get whatever the fuck you wanted.

You promised.

You ready to do this? Yeah, I'm ready.

You ready to do this? Yeah, I'm ready.

You should see what she did to my friend.

You should see your fucking face.

You smell nice.

You told your sister we were here? Yeah. So?

You wake up every night screaming, and I can't sleep.

You want drink? No, I'm fine.

You're a stupid fucking cu...!

You're gonna kill me! No. No, no! No, no, no.

You're not some monster.

You're not that ugly.

You're up, bro.

You're welcome.

You've got to be kidding me.

You've never really been into this. I feel like I'm talking you into it.

Your birthday. What?

Your passports, please.