Captain Fantastic (2016) Edit

A break to any of the first four, a tear to the spinal cord...

A KA BAR fighting knife?

A knife in the lungs creates a pneumothorax.

Abby and I are going to take the children to the ceremony

Abby and I have decided that we're going to file

Abby, I need Rell.

Above the garage.

Absolutely, understood. It won't happen again.

Actually, it's been three months,

After you give us your analysis thus far.

After, it is my expressed desire that my ashes

Aim for the liver or the kidneys, otherwise she'll never learn.

All hail!

All of those things are true.

All right, go for it.

All right, let's go.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All this time you've been deceiving me?

All without my knowledge and approval.

Almost.

Always tell the truth.

An old man's having a heart attack! Call 911!

And a woman's egg can create a baby

And accords primacy to the class struggle?

And an unethical use of space.

And an unethical use of space.

And because she put her trust and hope in you,

And because the combination of a man's sperm

And buried in the middle of a fucking golf course.

And classical music,

And come to enjoy

And command their fealty by demanding that...

And contacting universities? Dad, it's not like that.

And continue the human race.

And fibula of her left leg.

And flush her down the toilet.

And go show them your action figure guys?

And her father, Jack,

And I am poorer for it.

And I happen to think the opposite is true.

And I intend to honor his wishes.

And I knew it.

And I know that I have penetrated deep, deep inside of your daughter.

And I quote, In the event of my death,

And I wanted to show this one to you.

And I'm not a Trotskyist anymore.

And if I stare too long

And if they're valid and you persuade us,

And in his place

And it wasn't raining when we were climbing.

And make elaborate plans for the future,

And Mom knew that! She understood!

And muscular endurance levels of elite athletes.

And only through personally accepting the gift

And pray for the thunder and the rain

And see an ounce of pain

And she had, uh, complications from her sickness.

And she loved her husband,

And she's only 12 years old. That's the plot.

And somehow I feel sorry for him at the same time.

And strike fear into the hearts of the innocent

And the extremity of her position...

And the uninformed.

And their dogs,

And their state structures?

And then we were on that farm we had in Oregon

And then you can follow us to the house.

And then you go back, five.

And there's absolutely no damage to the brain.

And we want to honor her wishes.

And what about your mom?

And yet most of our fellow citizens engage in frenzied shopping

And you jump up and clap your hands.

And you snuck around behind my back taking SAT tests

And?

Are they sick?

Are you happy?

Are you having any trouble with quantum entanglement?

Are you okay?

Are you sure we can't get you an ambulance or anything?

Are... Were their teachers.

As a Buddhist, wish to be cremated.

As if they thought of rain

As long as she was treated near you.

As the bright, blue sky

As their primary form of social interaction.

Ask her what she thinks of the working people

At which point my ashes,

Attention all campers, this is your captain speaking.

Awesome.

Back on Steve, let's go.

Be adventurous, be bold, but savor it. It goes fast.

Be good, monkey butts.

Be specific.

Because he's essentially a child molester.

Because I can't.

Because I think this should be a shared decision.

Because I would hate to have to issue a warrant for your arrest.

Because if you do,

Because it can give them both pleasure.

Because it's written from his perspective,

Because of his speech? Yes!

Because of... Because of the sickness.

Because there's no actual food on this menu. Let's go.

Because they may never have seen them before.

Because we are defined by our actions,

Ben, and their children...

Ben, I'll take care of it.

Ben, you sound so ridiculous.

Ben.

Ben. How's she doing?

Ben. I didn't say that.

Bill of Rights.

Bipolar affective disorder.

Bo is right. Mom needs to be in the hospital right now.

Bo, you want to show 'em? Over here.

Bo.

Bo.

Bodevan. Bodevan?

Bodevan. Thank you.

Boning knife.

Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

Bring him home, Vesp.

Buried, He carried my sins far away

Burn the other letter.

But a mistake.

But generally speaking, yes, that is where she pees.

But his love for her is beautiful.

But I know that your daughter has taught me many things just now.

But I suggest you find one immediately and call him.

But I'm not. I'm yours.

But it was too much.

But Mom does not have enough of the neurotransmitter serotonin

But Noam was born on December 7th.

But otherwise she's fine.

But that's just too damn bad.

But that's where she pees.

But the rest of their tribe are fascist capitalists.

But we did a CAT scan,

But we want to live with you.

But when you are ready, I will be ready.

But when you're ready and when I'm ready,

But you have to take care of them for me, okay?

But you said hospitals are only a great place to go

But your kids are without a mother now.

But, uh...

But...

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, Grandma and Grandpa.

Bye, Grandma.

Bye. Bye, guys.

Call 911!

Can he regain his fellowship with God.

Can I have pancakes?

Can I have the grilled cheese?

Can I just read?

Can I see your license and registration, please?

Can I see your license and registration, please?

Can I show you something?

Can we just try to, come on, put this to bed, all right?

Can you flex your fingers?

Can you tell me what the Bill of Rights is?

Certainly.

Certainly.

Child rearing. Of course.

Children don't drink wine.

Children drink small amounts of wine all the time.

Children, I'm sorry that you have to witness this,

Citizens are protected from cruel and unusual punishments...

Claire...

Clothes on when we eat, please.

Clothes when we eat.

Come on down, let's go shopping!

Come on, Abby.

Come on, guys.

Come on, let's get you something to eat, okay?

Come right in, darling.

Command that she be carried safely home to Heaven

Corporations have the same rights as people,

Crack is a crystallized, highly addictive derivative

Crackheads, some of them kids just like you guys,

Creating an armed revolution against the exploiting classes

Dad made her crazy.

Dad, abort the mission!

Dad, can I have a hamburger and fries?

Dad, can I have some wine?

Dad, how did Aunt Leslie die?

Dad, I found her.

Dad, we can't go.

Dad, when's Mom's funeral?

Dad, where are we going?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! But this is what I'm talking about!

Dad! You're not listening to me!

Dad?

Dad?

Dad? Dad?

Dad. Silence!

Dad's dangerous.

Dartmouth, MIT, Brown.

Did you hear that?

Did you hear what Jack just said?

Did you know that?

Disarm her if you can.

Do you even know what a fascist is?

Do you guys need a hand?

Do you like your school? It's whatever.

Don't be such a fucking bitch.

Don't die.

Don't talk to us like we're your inferiors.

Don't worry, you'll see her tomorrow.

Drink it in.

End quote.

Especially Glenn Gould's versions.

Even if they make it through whatever it is you're doing to them,

Every man has one.

Everybody's still a little raw.

Everyone keep their eyes peeled for deer.

Everyone keep your eyes open for game of any kind.

Everyone shut up and sit down! Sit the fuck down!

Everyone, get back!

Exactly when is Mom coming back?

Except Christians.

Excuse me.

Fifty five pound pull, laminated wood and glass.

First of all,

For custody of the children.

Forces another person, usually a woman,

Forget it. But I know.

Forty five.

Forty four.

Fuck you! Fucking...

Fuck!

Gee, Abby.

Get out of here.

Get your guard up.

Go. Go all the way to the top.

God bless!

God damn it! We have songs to sing!

Good luck, Ben.

Good night.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye, Mommy!

Grandma!

Great. Let's see what you got.

Guys, what are you doing?

Guys! We have neighbors, okay?

Happy Noam Chomsky Day.

Harper, tell me.

Harper?

Harper?

Harper.

Harvey and Little Bear.

Have a good day, guys. God bless.

Haven't been doing what I think you've been doing.

He got in everywhere. All the best schools.

He has bruises over his whole body.

He said that he would have me arrested if we go there.

He slip... He fell. And it's not broken.

He was climbing on a rock face in the rain.

He'll have us arrested if we show up!

He's my son.

He's my son.

He's very upset.

He's writing a book on Dr. Spock.

Hear our prayer on behalf of your servant Leslie Cash,

Hear our prayer on behalf of your servant Leslie Cash,

Hello, Ben.

Hello, Grandma.

Hello, Grandpa, I'm Nai.

Hello? Hey.

Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place

Here we go. Nai. Yes.

Here we have the embodiment of Calvin Coolidge's statement

Here you go, sweetie. Thank you.

Here you go.

Here, at least, we don't have warrantless searches,

Hey, I'm not finished.

Hey, Joe.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, kids.

Hold plank.

Honey, honey, Leslie is waiting.

How are the children?

How did you kill those chickens?

How is that good? She just stabbed me.

How long have you been out there, wherever it is you're living now?

How old are you now, Jackson?

How to identify edible plants,

How to survive in the forest with nothing but a knife?

How?

I almost got you killed, sweetie.

I also like the Unaccompanied Cello Suites,

I am not staying here.

I am ready for you, if you will have me.

I apologize.

I assume you know that Leslie was a Buddhist.

I can't put any of you in danger ever again.

I can't say any more.

I can't talk about it due to its highly classified nature.

I can't talk about it.

I can't, my hand.

I did not know Leslie personally

I did.

I didn't have to kill the chickens.

I didn't know what to do.

I don't even know that much myself.

I don't even know who that is.

I don't hate you.

I don't know anything about anything!

I don't know how the fuck you did it.

I don't know what else to say. I'm like...

I don't know what's more impressive.

I don't know. Maybe you could take them hunting.

I don't really know how we're going to pay for all that.

I guess you somehow... You don't understand.

I guess. Yeah.

I had given the kids some, what, Frosted Mini Wheats.

I hate him.

I hate you!

I hate you! I fucking hate you!

I have just lost my only child.

I have memories of Mom

I heard them talking about it.

I heard you fighting about where we live.

I heard you.

I hope you can explain Rellian's injuries to the police,

I just finished Chapter 12,

I just put my finger on a map.

I just want to go to college. You speak six languages!

I just wish you'd helped Mom.

I knew.

I know Leslie had been sick for a long time, but I cannot imagine how difficult

I know nothing!

I know nothing! I am a freak because of you!

I know what you think.

I know.

I know.

I love you all so much.

I love you.

I mean, if this had happened just a few millimeters lower,

I miss Mom.

I pulled you over because your back left taillight is out.

I pulled you over because your back left taillight is out.

I really should go.

I said, just a minute.

I shouldn't have told you.

I sincerely hope you two lovebirds

I sold all your stuff from last time.

I tell the truth to my kids. I don't lie to my kids.

I think you'll all be safe here.

I thought it would help her. I... I thought...

I thought she'd get better out there, you know?

I understand

I want kids someday. Not right now, of course,

I wanted to ask you a quick question.

I was talking about that old TV show.

I won't.

I wonder if you'd send a car. Thanks. Yeah.

I would love to

I wouldn't say that. Why would you...

I, Leslie Abigail Cash,

I... I can't even remember when that was.

I'd hate to look into those eyes

I'll be right back.

I'll call you in a few days.

I'll do it right away, sir.

I'll ruin your lives.

I'll, uh, take that as my cue,

I'm a Maoist.

I'm Claire.

I'm fine now, really.

I'm going to get better out here.

I'm going to live here with Nana and Grandpa.

I'm hungry.

I'm in no mood to discuss the particulars of her funeral with you.

I'm not leaving without him, Jack.

I'm okay. He's okay now.

I'm really sorry it doesn't live up to your high standards!

I'm saving their lives, that's what I'm doing.

I'm skipping ahead.

I'm sorry for not respecting the way you guys do things in your home.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry if I made it worse.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm sure we'd all be willing to change our minds. Right?

I'm visiting with the children.

I'm writing down everything you say. In my mind.

I've clearly upset you and I apologize.

If I may.

If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you.

If it got blocked, we'd all be trapped. Mmm hmm.

If it makes you happy, Zaj, sure. Aim for the heart.

If it makes you happy, Zaj, sure. Aim for the heart.

If nothing else, she had a sense of humor.

If training is over today, can we take Steve somewhere for class later?

If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom,

If you assume that there is no hope,

If you hit the rocks below you, you'll die from blunt force trauma.

If you show up, I will have you arrested.

If you show up, I will have you arrested.

If you'll open your books,

If you're a healthy person and you want to die.

Illegal word!

In fact, Leslie abhorred all organized religions.

In the mid 1980s,

Inadequately planned extraction point.

Instead of a living humanitarian

Interesting is a non word.

Is a man.

Is knowing how to set a broken bone or how to treat a severe burn ridiculous?

Is not lying to them.

Is that yoga?

It accelerated the decimation of inner city neighborhoods.

It doesn't make any sense.

It flows with your movements, your asana.

It makes me so indescribably happy.

It might be fun.

It was an accident.

It was an accident.

It was Mom.

It was too much. Too much, uh...

It was very important to her...

It won't work like this, you know Jack.

It's a beautiful mistake.

It's a government thing, right?

It's a rotisserie chicken, so you buy it.

It's all about timing. Just be easy.

It's all local and, um, organic and non GMO, so...

It's almost midnight.

It's already dead. Or cooked. On a thing.

It's been years.

It's child abuse.

It's completely unjust, that's what it is.

It's Jack Bertrang from up in Coronado.

It's just a penis.

It's just best to do what he says.

It's me.

It's okay. We all know you had issues with Leslie.

It's okay. We all know you had issues with Leslie.

It's one of the seminal books on child rearing.

It's so beautiful.

It's the least you could do.

It's this sick sense of entitlement that they all seem to have.

It's unjust and it's unfair.

It's very impressive.

It's very impressive. All of you.

It's, um...

Jackson, not at the table. Hey.

Jackson, put that thing away

Jackson. All right.

Jesus came forth to be born of a virgin

Jesus Christ.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Jesus.

Just playing.

Just tell me something about it in your own words.

Just the best that we know how.

Justin, you're in high school? Yeah.

Justin? Jackson?

Keep holding.

Kielyr, Vespyr, Zaj.

Knowing how to navigate by the stars in total darkness,

Last night,

Last time we saw you, you called her a fucking bitch.

Laughing.

Leslie had a disease.

Leslie is in Heaven now. She is finally at peace.

Leslie killed herself last night.

Leslie practiced Buddhism,

Leslie's last will and testament.

Let me have your bag. Come on, honey.

Let's dig!

Let's go this way, darling. This way, honey.

Let's go.

Like boards.

Like it's some kind of official holiday?

Like not going home.

Like, not going home?

Like, rights that people have in America and stuff...

Listen, Dad, please.

Listen, I think I just saw a prowler

Living, He loved me Dying, He saved me

Look, Harper and I have been talking.

M... McCune.

May be unique in all of human existence.

May God bless her soul for all eternity.

Maybe.

Mission: Free the Food! Top marks all around.

Mission: Free the Food?

Mission: Rescue Dad and Mommy.

Mission: Rescue Mom!

Mmm hmm.

Mom had psychotic episodes.

Mom hated that world.

Mom is dead, okay, Dad? She's dead!

Mom is very ill.

Mom wanted to leave. I heard.

Mom was sicker than any of us knew.

Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mommy killed herself.

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Morning, Officer.

Morning. How you doing today?

Mostly Bach.

Motherfuck!

Mountain beaver, huh?

Mr. Cash?

My face is mine, my hands are mine.

My funeral, such as it is,

My kids remember. Don't you, guys?

My mouth is mine.

My parents made it up.

My pills!

Nice rig. Thank you.

No foreign language unless the language is spoken by all.

No school today?

No, I didn't. I'm sorry.

No, I don't.

No, I just forgot to take my pills.

No, it's inappropriate for him to say that in front of the kids.

No, stay on Steve. I'll be right back.

No? Okay. Bye.

No.

No.

No. No Esperanto. I'm not joking.

No. There's no mission.

Noam Chomsky Day.

Noam Chomsky.

Not our words.

Not spoken in this house.

Not yet.

Not... Not like that.

Nothing is going to change.

Now and then

Now what?

Now, if you'd all do me a favor and close your eyes.

Now, that's comedy.

O God, to whom mercy and forgiveness belong,

Of course not.

Of reconciliation purchased by Jesus on the cross

Of smashing our heads in with rocks.

Of social justice in the history of humankind.

Of the Goldberg Variations.

Of the stimulant cocaine.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I love Star Trek, it's awesome.

Okay, eat your breakfast.

Okay, everyone up. We're outta here.

Okay, funny man, I'm sure your dad's waiting up.

Okay, prisoner located.

Okay, well...

Okay, you can think that, but we don't make fun of people.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. And, uh...

On the plus side, Mission: Free the Food, accomplished.

One day when Heaven was filled with his praises

One day when sin was as black as could be

One game. Go.

One. One.

Only a Stalinist would call a Trotskyist a Trotskyite.

Only too willing to spread their fat legs for Big Pharma.

Or abridging the freedom of...

Or I'm going to put it in the microwave, press Popcorn.

Or internal bleeding from massive bone fracturing.

Or next to the sternum, to penetrate the heart?

Or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,

Or some hippie in a clown outfit?

Or splenic flexure of the large intestine.

Or that.

Or whether or not she's a dialectical materialist

Otherwise she has to lie under that bullshit forever.

Our children shall be philosopher kings.

Our democracy is one of the brightest lights

Our names are unique.

Ow!

Particularly Glenn Gould's versions

Pee comes not from the vagina, but from the urethra,

Pictures.

Planck length versus Planck time?

Please, just listen to us.

Please. We can't lose you, too.

Plus, Grandpa can't oppress us.

Power to the people.

Predetermined pick ups would have been much less risky.

Preferably public and heavily populated.

Preferably when played by Yo Yo Ma.

Probably a form of postpartum psychosis.

Promptly and unceremoniously,

Protecting children from certain concepts

Put your goddamn seat belts on!

Rell?

Rell.

Rellian is legally old enough to choose,

Rellian.

Rellian.

Rellian.

Reminds me of childhood memories

Respecting an establishment of religion

Right after Yale, he wrote Baby and Child Care in 1947.

Right.

S T O P.

Say oh, oh, oh

Second floor, second window,

See you later, Dad.

Seriously... Look, I really need to get going.

Seven inch blade, partially serrated,

Shall be a celebration of the life cycle,

Shall be taken to a nondescript location,

She also liked walks

She died 'cause of...

She does have a slight fracture across the tibia

She finally did it.

She fucking just stabbed me.

She had hallucinations.

She has broadened my mind, she has helped me grow.

She hasn't been gone very long.

She helped me with everything. We did it together.

She killed herself. That's what happened.

She sent me two letters.

She slit her wrists.

She takes me away to that special place

She was yelling at me, she pushed me, and I said...

She works for the U.S. government.

She'd have violent mood swings ranging from mania,

She's going to need a neck brace and a cast,

She's got a decent concussion,

She's got a smile that it seems to me

She's got eyes of the bluest skies

Shit.

Shouldn't we aim here?

Sick people die.

Sir?

Sir? Sorry about the fuss.

Sir? Sorry.

Six. Six.

Slow down, now.

Slow down.

Slow down.

So good.

So it makes me feel...

So there's no spending limit on candidates.

So they can get real jobs. Oh, for Christ's sake.

So they know we're coming!

So we made it Noam Chomsky Day.

So you're training them to steal?

So, can we play Xbox afterwards?

So, we bought the land in the forest 10 years ago.

So?

Some fights, you can't win.

Sometimes they... They die.

Sorry about that, I gotta get back to work. Sounds great.

Sorry.

Stay calm, remember your training.

Stay calm. Think. Observe. And plan.

Stick it to the man.

Stick it to the man.

Stop. He's joking, right?

Stop. Regurgitating memorized amendments isn't what I'm asking for.

Sweet child

Sweet child o' mine

Sweet child o' mine

Sweet child o' mine

Sweet child of mine

Sweet child Oh, sweet

Sweet child, sweet child Sweet child o' mine

Sweet love o' mine

Sweet love o' mine

Sweet love of

Sweet, sweet Sweet child o' mine

Sweet, sweet Sweet love o' mine

Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet Sweet child o' mine

Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet Sweet love o' mine

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet love o' mine

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet love o' mine

Take the opportunity to make your case.

Target locked.

Thank you for saying that.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah, try it.

That means she wanted to be cremated, not buried.

That our family is together.

That she was a loving mother who gave up her law practice

That the business of America is business.

That there are opportunities to change things,

That they are too young to understand

That was part of their training.

That'd be instant death.

That's a good guess.

That's a possibility.

That's all anybody is doing! So am I!

That's not nice to say. But look!

That's not possible. Come on, get your stuff. Let's go.

That's really weird.

That's ridiculous?

That's right. Thanks, Dad!

That's the day you gave my grandchildren real weapons.

That's the way the world works.

That's weird. Why?

That's what I'm going to go find out.

The 2010 Supreme Court decision on Citizens United?

The doctors, uh, put her in the hospital,

The endorphins that your daughter sent through my body

The Greek winged goddess of victory?

The guy with the ears, he's from Star Trek.

The instability and insecurity that you have brought to her life...

The kids are amazing.

The kids need structure, stability.

The powerful control the lives of the powerless.

The tiles just cracked.

The utter recklessness,

The way she has opened me up, she has penetrated deep inside of me

Their mother had just died.

Then there is a possibility that you can contribute

Then tomorrow after lunch,

Then you guarantee that there will be no hope.

Then you guarantee that there will be no hope.

There's a lot in here, honey.

There's no cavalry.

There's only one of us in the whole world.

There's really nothing to worry about, I promise.

There's something I did want to show you.

There's this old man who loves this girl,

These are details that are...

These prices are insane!

They all like that.