Below Deck - Season 8 Edit

A bit of a surprise for the birthday girl.

A few hours ago would have probably

A new day.

A part of me is like, really disappointed,

A snail could make this faster, I'm sure,

A vegetarian egg white, right here.

About coming to join deck team.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, no problem.

Absolutely, we're excited.

Actually, I miss your little crystals last night.

Adios, bitches.

After 14 years of being in the industry,

After spending a lot of time trying to make

Again, I'll talk to you later, okay?

Agh!

Ah fantastic, I will let rachel know.

Ah, captain just got here.

Ah, I'm headed up to the quarters

Ah, sh , I hope he's okay.

Ah, sh ! Son of a bitch!

Ah, she's beautiful.

Ah, the balloons!

Ah, this is going to be fun.

Ah, we're dying upstairs.

Ah, yes I do, here.

Ah, you know, deep down, I am panicking a little bit.

Ah!

Ah! [bleep]

Ah.

Ah. That sucks.

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

All crew, I need everyone in the wheelhouse, immediately.

All espresso martinis?

All good, babe.

All guests are leaving the yacht.

All I'm going to say is he was the only one

All lines are clear, we're headed out.

All my deck hands are born in the '90s.

All of a sudden, I'm thrown in the thick of it.

All of them have a crush on james.

All of these plates are dirty.

All of us.

All right kids, you ready?

All right my love.

All right y'all.

All right, all railings in.

All right, all right, fine, I'll sit right here.

All right, all right, then I'm ing done.

All right, anything else to do right now?

All right, be right there.

All right, cap, we're ready to heave.

All right, copy that.

All right, cracking straight on, then.

All right, eddie.

All right, enjoy.

All right, everybody sit down at your respective countries.

All right, go get in your blues, I'll get the rest.

All right, go get some rest.

All right, guys.

All right, I need to eat something.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, it's go time, let's get naked.

All right, izz, let's drop our pants.

All right, kids, let's start singling some line.

All right, let's get going.

All right, let's go change into our blacks.

All right, let's go.

All right, menu.

All right, now give you some slack on it.

All right, on to ing dinner.

All right, show time, people.

All right, slide time.

All right, so let's go up.

All right, so tell me what to do now, I guess.

All right, stay strong.

All right, sweet.

All right, thank you.

All right, three shots out.

All right, um, yeah.

All right, we have everything.

All right, we're coming off.

All right, y'all come to our room

All right, yeah, see you tomorrow.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bye.

All right. Take him.

All right. You're riding.

All righty, then.

All righty.

All the captains items that need to be pressed.

All the dietary restrictions into account.

All the food out to the tender please?

All the food out to the tender?

Aloha!

Already this early in the season, we're shorthanded,

Alrighty then.

Alrighty then.

Alrighty, thanks a lot. Bye.

Also bukoh.

Also some eggs over hard.

Also, if I can see like, how like, my area.

Always eating.

Always espresso martinis.

Always make sure you answer your radio.

Always.

Am I on beach party brigade again?

Am.

Amazing.

An omelet, spinach, mushrooms, green onions, brie, sausages.

Anchor's home.

And a keto chocolate cake.

And a new boat that I have to learn.

And a new crew.

And as long as I feel like

And at the same time, ash could do no wrong,

And be a part of the beach picnic.

And beaten with a ball bat, but suck it up, cream puff.

And before I knew it was stolen.

And being a hard ass. That's how I roll.

And breakfast in the wheelhouse, please.

And change all the e's to a's and you just go

And dealing with heavy machinery.

And do everything else.

And do some watersports.

And drop.

And drop.

And galley.

And get that line in the water.

And grab him like this, and he's going to take you for a ride.

And head on up to the wheel house, please.

And here we go.

And his wife beth and three other couples

And how can I help?

And how do you take your coffee?

And I can see a beautiful mountain with like,

And I dock all the massive ships that come into port.

And I don't ever want to fall short,

And I fell in love with a yachtie on the beach.

And I got them nautical.

And I had like, my my purse stolen.

And I hadn't sat down all day.

And I just want to help out.

And I just wanted to see if we could

And I know the kind of guy shane is.

And I make it my own.

And I may not get to see her, like, by the end of the night.

And I miss the hell out of it.

And I organize it.

And I put my purse inside the cart,

And I studied in india for three months.

And I studied so many different cuisines.

And I think that francesca has pure intentions.

And I travel a lot, so I understand.

And I used to work as a skipper.

And I was like [groans]

And I was wondering if it's possible,

And I'll deal with you when you wake up.

And I'll get you some more champagne.

And I'll just like, go, um, figure out

And I'll let you know.

And I'll put it on the table.

And I'm going to be just like captain lee.

And I'm gutted and I'm heartbroken.

And I'm like losing my sh .

And I'm not sharing mine.

And I'm running on two hours sleep,

And I've had the same chief stew for the last six years.

And if anybody thinks that I won't fire somebody

And if you can't, give me the straight,

And is this keto friendly toast?

And it doesn't even have hands, I don't even think.

And just do once around.

And just spank you if you did something wrong.

And laundry.

And like, ash is like perfect.

And like, try and solve the issue.

And make it like she really wants it.

And meticulously placed all the time.

And my bar is way the [bleep] up there.

And now she's like trying to get out of it.

And now she's telling me she wants to switch

And our most experienced guy.

And petrossian snow crab meat.

And pick up the birthday girl?

And remember that I've been in this industry

And see how she's going

And sh ?

And she has huge shoes to fill.

And she's got experience.

And spray nine in here, so like, a bunch of good stuff

And started civilization.

And step down here.

And tell me that I am exhausted and that they need to help me.

And that's kind of like what we're doing.

And that's something that makes me feel really insecure.

And that's what I need in the stewardess.

And that's what I'm doing with you, right now.

And the body.

And the drawers?

And the rabbit goes out the hole,

And then ashley needs sunscreen, so whenever that's located.

And then for dessert, this one here.

And then for his 50th birthday,

And then for the soy intolerant,

And then found yachting kind of by accident.

And then from there, my head goes straight to

And then he's just wasted, it sucks.

And then I also did pancetta.

And then I can come down and see, like,

And then I can go to bed and cry.

And then I realized this isn't for me.

And then I was too cheap to pay for a holiday,

And then I'm going to send her on a break.

And then I've got to go back to work and finish.

And then like...

And then the other one doesn't nuts.

And then we can do the informal

And then we can have lunch relatively soon.

And then we have a roasted sweet potato,

And then we, emotions later.

And then whenever I did speak, I didn't get heard,

And then you find a stew to replace me.

And then you pour the shot into the belly button.

And then, chips.

And then, like, just the salon.

And these guests are super full on, right now.

And they want a beach barbeque picnic,

And this is a local lobster that's been roasted

And this is the bathroom.

And this is the most protected area

And to now find out that he's in the hospital

And uh, I feel comfortable kind of leaving him

And uh, I'm paid to be professional,

And unpack all of their bags.

And we have a charter coming on less than 24 hours away.

And we'll get started.

And we'll go at it again tomorrow.

And we'll pick out costumes, come on.

And we're hoping for the best about it.

And we've been here 24 hours.

And what about red wine glasses?

And wiser and still the same guy.

And working with really high profile magazines

And you don't know how to do it.

And you guys, you know, take initiative.

And you pull that er tight.

And, uh, I'm going to tell you now,

Another day in the life.

Another fun day.

Another stewardess responsibility.

Antigua is the only island in the caribbean

Antigua!

Anybody down there?

Anytime you're outside, you're working wet,

Anyway.

Aperol spritz, here we go.

Aperol spritz!

Aperol spritzers.

Are those sharks?

Are we going to go for a swim?

Are you ing high?

Are you ing kidding me right now?

Are you able to come to the stew pantry?

Are you coming in, or are you done?

Are you doing lemon, cayenne?

Are you getting in trouble?

Are you guys almost ready for us?

Are you happy with how everything's going this charter?

Are you interested in anyone on deck?

Are you kid are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me? No, you don't do that.

Are you looking to hook up with anyone?

Are you okay?

Are you open?

Aren't they paid to be ready the second

Around the tree, back down the hole,

As [bleep] guests and this extra as [bleep] chief stew.

As a chef, I'm a super perfectionist.

As a second stewardess, you need to show initiative.

As long as he cleans up the shower wall when he has a wank,

As long as you smile,

As soon as I can, we can go through dinner,

As soon as I can.

Ash did an amazing job.

Ash is thinking like me, when I started working on yachts,

Ash, ash, eddie, do you need help

Ash, elizabeth, can you meet me in the sky lounge?

Ash, elizabeth, I need flowers gone, I need the table wiped.

Ash, you look so good.

Ashling, can you please go to laundry?

Ashling, lovely to meet you.

At apple, google, etcetera.

At first, but it, uh, I guess, wasn't.

At night, do you shut the door behind you?

Attention all crew, attention all crew,

Attention all crew, attention all crew,

Attention all crew, attention all crew,

Attention all crew, attention all crew.

Attention all crew, attention all crew.

Attention all crew, attention all crew.

Attention to detail is super important.

Avery is a good deck hand.

Avery is a machine.

Avery is solid, you know, he's uh, been good,

Avery was my best guy, I mean,

Avery's grandmother's dying,

Avocado toast, definitely not on keto toast.

Avocado toast.

Awesome, man.

Awesome, perfect.

Awesome!

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Awkward.

Aww!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

Back hurts, arms hurt.

Banana nut pancakes.

Banana pancakes with the nuts inside.

Be a great day.

Be gentle with her. Be gentle with her!

Be like, hey, tomorrow's our girlfriend's birthday.

Be like, look honey, look what you bought me.

Be more like me.

Be my pleasure to, thank you for the invitation.

Beach picnic. I love it.

Beach set up.

Beautiful eyes, nice to meet you.

Beautiful.

Because as a chief stew, you need to always

Because as a perfectionist, I'm just motivated

Because he gets the sense that everyone's overwhelmed.

Because I get in a flow state.

Because I need to go talk to the chef,

Because I really want to smash this event tonight.

Because I think eddie thinks I'm dumber than I actually...

Because it kind of looks like

Because it's actually kind of fun.

Because my other chef pants are not.

Because nothing says good times like liver from choking geese.

Because of a family emergency.

Because otherwise, it's not going to be good.

Because then I cannot be tied to this bar.

Because they need to learn, you're right.

Because they're so tight.

Because we don't really use this for soft drinks.

Because we have one planet.

Because we have toys, beach picnic and all that.

Because when I'm not doing yachting,

Because you're not a guest!

Been a better idea to ask.

Before eddie comes down, I'm just going to say,

Before I came here, I went to the store,

Being a chief stew, it's all about problem solving.

Beth wants a multi course dinner to celebrate

Better him than me.

Better him than me.

Beyond exhausted.

Big smiles, big smiles, guys.

Birthday dinner and james for dessert.

Birthday girl, shag, marry, kill the group.

Blue caviar?

Body is temple.

Body is temple.

Boom, sweet dreams.

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

Bounce it, bounce it. Nice.

Bow to stern on the rest of them. Okay?

Brace yourself.

Bridge deck aft was a ing disaster.

Brilliant.

Bring my own satchel of like, paper straws on me,

Brioche and foie gras.

Bung plug is in and tight.

But all under control now.

But at the end of the day, I'm paid a lot of money,

But at the same time...

But first and foremost, I am an environmentalist.

But first we have to get through this charter in one piece.

But good.

But I can make it there.

But I don't know how to get there.

But I feel like I have to do it, right now.

But I haven't been inside for a while.

But I left the laz open last night.

But I really am itching to get outside.

But I wanted to be heard.

But I've never been on a boat that's over like 150 feet.

But if people don't respect each other this season

But in order to get to that pot at the end of the rainbow,

But it was a decision I had to make.

But it was a decision I had to make.

But it's also super frustrating

But keto, vegan or whatever, I got this.

But like, [bleep] my head's in a tornado right now.

But like, I believe in being aligned.

But my stomach is getting bigger?

But nope, I got to wear a rash guard, got to wear my hat.

But now we're a man down, which is literally my idea of hell.

But now, we're a man down.

But only when I move and breathe.

But right now, I just don't have the time for it,

But that sounds pretty scandalous.

But the other guests, their stuff

But the word "no" does not exist in yachting,

But there's so many god damn boxes.

But these guests are a little extra obnoxious.

But these past 72 hours have been a complete nightmare.

But they're wrong.

But uh, it's completely stressful.

But we're behind the scenes.

But you know what? I'm a perfectionist.

But you're going to have to get behind james on a jet ski

But, I'm just not in the state that I should be in, mentally.

But, she's got a lot on her plate.

But, that bed has been made.

But, tim's really wasted.

But, to a good chief stew is to think like a guest.

But, um

By the end of this, I would like to have dinner menus.

By the way, my avocado toast is amazing, so thank you.

By the way, this was the bathroom

Bye.

Calling it quits, or?

Calm down.

Can I do it now?

Can I get a vodka soda?

Can I get an extra hand to start running

Can I get an extra hand to start running

Can I have a fork or something?

Can I have some bread?

Can I help you?

Can I just get two eggs over easy?

Can we check ids? I don't

Can we get a hose hooked up and spray off some of that?

Can we get some wine?

Can we get you another round of champagnes?

Can we just make it a little bit neater?

Can you also wash that one as well? That one's mine.

Can you go down and do the cabins, now?

Can you help in the galley?

Can you just prioritize them and make them done first?

Can you please get butter plates?

Can you please get plates and cutlery

Can you please, uh, jump on the jet ski

Can you throw that out, please? Okay, hold on.

Can't help myself.

Cap, you down there?

Cap?

Captain lee getting injured right off the bat.

Captain lee is always on the boat the first day.

Captain lee, do you have a second?

Captain lee, do you have a second?

Captain lee, do you have a second?

Captain lee?

Captain lee's a really cute daddy.

Captain lee's been a mentor since the day I met him,

Captain lee's having some issues right now.

Captain lee's here.

Captain's not here. He's at the hospital.

Car keys, phone, everything was gone.

Careful.

Carl

Carrying anything down to the swim platform?

Cause I feel like my ass is on the line.

Cause you can wear it anytime, for any occasion.

Caviar for the canapés .

Caviar, scampi, burrata, lobster,

Caymus will [bleep] that mouth.

Challenge accepted.

Charley is just difficult.

Charley kind of knows what to expect.

Charley will bring his boyfriend carlos,

Charley, are you kidding me right now?

Charley, are you kidding me?

Charley, forget it. Forget it.

Charley, this one is yours.

Charley: That was really embarrassing!

Charter number one.

Charter number one.

Charter number three.

Check the hot tub, make sure everything's buttoned up.

Check this out.

Check.

Cheers, guys. Cheers, cheers.

Cheers.

Cheese fries please.

Cheese, sausage, broccoli,

Chef's requesting service.

Ciao, ciao.

Ciao!

Clearly been thrown in the deep end with this task.

Clip it on.

Clustered cashews, toasted coconut,

Cocktails.

Coffee, captain lee, cheerios, sort pantry.

Coffeemate or something like that?

Come back and work on a yacht, eddie.

Come here.

Come on.

Coming on late, it was hit the ground running,

Coming right up.

Coming up...

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Compared to the previous two charters.

Condoms, 20 times twelve pack.

Confidence stems from failure.

Confidence.

Consisting of mario, zack, and 1st officer is john.

Cool man.

Cool, and then uh, we're going to move down?

Cool, too easy.

Cool, you got it?

Cool, you just arrived.

Cool?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Copy for that.

Copy that, eddie.

Copy that, I'll be heading up to the bow

Copy that, I'm about to plate.

Copy that, I'm on my way.

Copy that, I'm plating my caramel nipples.

Copy that, it won't happen again.

Copy that, on my way.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy, we just want to greet her with this.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Copy.

Couple of things I wanted to go over with you.

Covered, covered, covered.

Crazy ing day.

Curry leaves? [bleep] yes.

Da ta da, the first dish!

Damn it.

Damn.

Day one, already a man down.

Day one, how do you feel?

Day one.

Day two, francesca 2.0.

Day two, it's on you.

Deck crew, deck crew, eddie?

Deck crew, deck crew, eddie.

Deck crew, deck crew, this is eddie.

Deck crew, deck drew, please bring in the fenders.

Deck hand, junior deck hand.

Definitely, I'm here to work hard.

Definitely.

Definitely.

Dehydrated raspberries with passionfruit pearls,

Delightful.

Desk crew is another word for behind the house,

Did any of you hear that?

Did anyone see the beach, right ahead?

Did I look like I was over here? What the [bleep].

Did you get telling off yesterday?

Did you get your avocado toast?

Did you guys see this setting?

Did you like your present?

Did you say there was a specific mug he uses in the bridge?

Did you see the rainbow?

Didn't we get up here at 9:00?

Dig in, y'all.

Dinner is ready when you guys are ready to sit down.

Dinner service on the first night.

Disperse the negative vibes.

Do it like you think you would do it.

Do snails have hands?

Do some sun baking.

Do we know when this first charter is?

Do what you were hired for.

Do you guys know about avery, I guess?

Do you have a boyfriend at the moment ash, or are you single?

Do you have any sunscreen for the guests?

Do you know when, uh, lee's getting here?

Do you see like it's a little bit of a mess?

Do you want me to hit the teak really well

Do you want to get under these guys?

Do you want to go now and get up early?

Do you want to go up and talk to him?

Do you want to loosen that off, mate?

Do you want to print wine menus as well?

Do you want to share with a girl or a boy?

Do, do, do, do.

Docking and undocking is a spectator sport.

Does anyone want a margarita or champagne or beer?

Does he even know what rooms the luggage go in?

Does it make sense that my waist is getting smaller

Does not sound good. Copy.

Does she understand that we're on a super yacht?

Doing it as quickly as I can.

Don't ing judge me for my toast.

Don't do that to me. I'm done.

Don't forget your reverse.

Don't get carried away making drinks with elizabeth.

Don't let the bastards see you sweat.

Don't pick a side.

Don't underestimate a jealous female.

Don't want that to float away.

Don't we miss avery?

Don't worry, anything that's happens in that room is

Don't worry, I got it myself.

Don't worry, I got it myself.

Don't worry, we're going to get you in with james.

Done with garlic, porcini mushroom.

Down here, this is the main guest area.

Dude, get off me, get off me!

Dude, this water is ing disgusting here.

Dude.

Dude.

Due to safety reasons, we won't be leaving the dock today.

Dumb ass.

Easy.

Eat, you need to eat.

Eddie brings that to the table.

Eddie is?

Eddie, eddie to the wheelhouse, please.

Eddie, eddie, ash.

Eddie, eddie, lee, can you come to the wheelhouse?

Eddie, eddie, lee.

Eddie, eddie, lee. Get the anchor prepped.

Eddie, eddie, that is lunch service over.

Eddie, how long we gonna be here, babe?

Eddie, I need you forward to do the anchor drop.

Eddie, izzy, we're ready to be picked up, please.

Eddie, jess, and rachel, in the crew mess

Eddie, let's get ready to drop the hook.

Eddie, stand by.

Eh, my chakra is out of whack.

Eight?

Elizabeth is going to be here making drinks for guests.

Elizabeth seems to know what she's doing.

Elizabeth, elizabeth, can you please come to the master?

Elizabeth, elizabeth, francesca.

Elizabeth, francesca?

Elizabeth, go to bed now.

Elizabeth, I would have really liked

Elizabeth, welcome, I'm the chief stew.

Elizabeth.

England?

Especially my crew, especially in the situation

Espresso martini.

Espresso martini.

Even better now.

Everybody needs to step up their game, or they'll be replaced.

Everybody's going to have a good day.

Everybody's here.

Everyone finished?

Everyone wants avo.

Everyone's different.

Everything needs to be perfect

Exactly.

Fantastic, okay, cool.

Far out. Dude.

Feel like I've been beaten with a ball bat.

Feel pretty good about that.

Feeling fab, how are you feeling?

Figures out what's going on, I will I'm filling in.

Fine, mother er.

Fine, pull my hair.

First things first.

Five minutes to poach them and then plate.

Five years have passed and I feel like I'm older

Foie gras, here we come.

For a preference sheet meeting.

For a second, give it to asher.

For a three day charter?

For example, if there's something that needs

For me in my department blows my mind.

For real.

For the last five years.

For the new day.

Foreground tackle's free.

Fortunately, nothing appears to be broken.

Francesca needs to facilitate me to make sure

Francesca will take you around the boat,

Francesca, can I get my coffee

Francesca, could you come to the bridge?

Francesca, do you mind repeating that, sorry.

Francesca, francesca, izzy.

Francesca, francesca, lee.

Francesca, francesca, rachel,

Francesca, francesca, rachel.

Francesca, got it.

Francesca, I gave her the list of

Francesca, less than one minute out on waffles.

Francesca, she really seems quite competent.

Francesca, she's kind of spread out all over the place,

Francesca, will you take a picture of us?

Francesca. Chief stew.

Francesca's going to give you a tour of the boat,

Francesca's looking fit. Shagable.

Francesca's visually aspirational.

From different nations.

From interior to the deck department.

Fun guy, has a little propensity to get a little on the edge.

Funny story. Mom said I drink too much,

Get away, and make a little bit of cash.

Get francesca and rachel

Get her off.

Get it together.

Get on this jet ski.

Get out of here, live through here.

Get the [bleep] over yourself, kate.

Get the hand towels, cold hand towels ready.

Get um, like, hot tub, all the way back.

Get your god damn ass back to this boat, now.

Girl, now, this is how you do a theme party!

Girl, you can get whoever you want.

Give you the grand tour.

Give yourself more credit. More self love.

Glaze, bitch, glaze.

Go ahead and kill the engine.

Go ahead, have fun.

Go ahead, lee.

Go ahead, plant it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.